Weekend Update: Six-Foot-Tall Steer - SNL

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  • Published on Dec 2, 2018
  • Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like a six-foot-tall Australian steer that is too big to go to the slaughter house.
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Comments • 758

  • Nehar Sultana
    Nehar Sultana 23 days ago

    did anyone get the Brazil joke?

  • TDMstevo
    TDMstevo 23 days ago

    God rest your soul, Mr. President.

  • adam lang
    adam lang Month ago

    Dana Carvey was great as Bush.

  • xilo_111
    xilo_111 Month ago

    That very last part was hilarious!! 😂😂

  • Stupidmeatball164?863784

    This is better than the real news

  • Unity
    Unity 2 months ago

    I remember during a talk show interview Dana Carvey recounted the first time he met President George H.W. Bush. He told the hosts he asked the question, "Too much?" and the President knew exactly what he meant and simply shook his head and said, "No." while they were shaking hands. Now THAT is what class looks like.

  • Turgid Blossom Ranch Ms. Davis

    I always wished I could send farts through text message..... they've ruined it for me

  • Beauregarde St. Beauregarde

    @SNL please update this joke to "runs on windows XP", for the sake of our nation's cyber security?

  • Topher TheTenth
    Topher TheTenth 4 months ago

    I would challenge the theory that older operating-systems are more likely to get hacked. Someone who should know once told me that nobody is writing viruses that can attack Windows 95 anymore because almost all virus attacks nowadays exploit the way in which the Internet is, more or less, part and parcel of the Operating System, something that wasn't true of Windows 95.

  • Topher TheTenth
    Topher TheTenth 4 months ago

    Every time that a BRAZILIAN WHACKS an acre of trees, the entire eco-system of the Western Hemisphere is upset. Species from the Amazon have fled their loss of habitat and moved as far north as Canada, where they are pushing out the American Beaver. Soon, we will have no beavers at all. It's true that many a hardwood tree (tall, rigid, and stout) has met its match and fallen over after a vigorous and well-oiled beaver has had its way with it. But then saplings grow, and the forest gets wood anew, giving the eager beavers more to work on. It's nature's way. Save the beavers. Keep them safe and warm and contented.

  • Frankie
    Frankie 4 months ago

    #4

  • agentalbert
    agentalbert 4 months ago

    Was there something cut out around the 57-58 second mark, right before the Brazil bit?

  • Simon Luedtke
    Simon Luedtke 4 months ago

    che seriously missed an opportunity to say "I like to Frap and Fap."

  • Mateo vazquez
    Mateo vazquez 4 months ago

    Why are we always so insistent on making ourselves, as a species, more obnoxious. Why, in any walk of life, would someone want to be sent a smell via text? And is it even possible? Surely there'll be a future estimate showing the amount of bastards who I'm sure are gonna send fart scented texts to people they hate, or for shits and giggles.

  • PDXTheresa22
    PDXTheresa22 4 months ago

    Na-Ga-Da

  • Birgit Sivertsen
    Birgit Sivertsen 4 months ago +2

    That dick pic joke needs some kind of award

  • Jessica Onymous
    Jessica Onymous 4 months ago

    "and worse, they're only doing it because their boyfriend likes it that way" "so yes, dick pics can get worse"
    They are on a ROLL

  • patday8428
    patday8428 4 months ago

    I feel sick seeing some of this comments, I just hope their Russian trolls. They keep bringing up stuff about both former President Bushes that are inaccurate. One of the Bushes was forced to write the propaganda letter. Neither was a traitor.

  • John Santiago
    John Santiago 4 months ago

    The dick pic joke 💀

  • Robert Long
    Robert Long 4 months ago

    The new generation of smell devices. That allows you to send smells over the internet. Very cool tech but I am more focused on the humor of its day to day use lol. They better add a lot of weed, coffee, fish, penis, and poop smell cartridges. Or smell combiner fluids. Because those smells are going to be drained fast. I can see it now.
    Everyone in the future may answer the phone after spraying Febreze. So you don't answer the phone and you are taking a crap or fart. Or its the police or someone who would call the police if they smell weed. So you get into it over them smelling weed and not being you. So you both hang up and the smell vanishes instantly. Fun stuff =).

  • SB SB
    SB SB 4 months ago

    ANYONE MENTION Ruth ???

  • JosephBolognaTheThird
    JosephBolognaTheThird 4 months ago

    RIP president Bush. He’s with Pac and Stan Lee now and heaven gained another angel 👏🏼

  • Mark Melchior
    Mark Melchior 4 months ago

    Panama.

  • Jock James
    Jock James 4 months ago

    This should go to show you that when a left leaning show like SNL gives heart warming condolences to a republican like Bush that there is something fishy. Bush was an elitist who's Father collaborated with Nazis. Bush was in alliance with the same type of people who push the propaganda to be displayed on shows like SNL. Call me a conspiracy theorist if you want but you're just extremely naive.

  • Liquid Lens Photography

    Michael Che...lay off the loud before you have to read the lines, Bro! 🤣

  • Grant Johnson
    Grant Johnson 4 months ago

    George H. Bush could not recall where he was the day that Kennedy was shot! Just that he was "In Texas" and campaigning. The day after Kennedy was shot, Hoover sent a classified report to a "George Bush of the CIA."

  • Robin Marie
    Robin Marie 4 months ago

    Look at the hand gesture Che makes at 1:53 when he sends condolence to the family of Bush. I guess they made him say it.

    • patday8428
      patday8428 4 months ago

      People talk with their hands, nothing new. I do it sometimes myself.

  • t v
    t v 4 months ago

    "Starbucks"
    did you mean Tumblr?

  • Renata Gross
    Renata Gross 4 months ago +1

    Well done. Thank you for your President Bush tribute. Thank you for showing us that He was a great sport.

  • Tibby Troese
    Tibby Troese 4 months ago

    MICHAEL CHE !!!!!

  • OBVIOUSLY IMRIGHT
    OBVIOUSLY IMRIGHT 4 months ago

    Ahhh dick pics

  • Kevin
    Kevin 4 months ago +2

    RIP president bush Sr. Sleep well good man

  • bekah saxon
    bekah saxon 4 months ago +2

    RIP George Bush I never saw what he was like I was born in 2006(dont even have my own account) maybe he was good maybe he was bad, depends who you ask, but the general consensus is he was better than trump.

  • randomperson8571
    randomperson8571 4 months ago

    Gritty! The mascot whom John Oliver will now use to replace Brett Kavanaugh in his dog Supreme Court! :D

  • 934johno
    934johno 4 months ago

    Fuck the bushes grand father bush helped Hitler old man bush had junior a war criminal who's responsible for thousands of deaths did he tell his moronic son not to invade Iraq no

  • Mskittenlover12
    Mskittenlover12 4 months ago

    1:27 omg so did he. Y'all are on fire tonight. 😂

  • Mskittenlover12
    Mskittenlover12 4 months ago

    1:24 omg he went there 😂

  • Yak Attack
    Yak Attack 4 months ago +1

    Bush was classy like other politicians who took SNL's jabs with grace and laughed along. Unlike some who throw temper tantrums and incessantly post about it instead of, you know, doing government work

  • Jemorie Golombeski
    Jemorie Golombeski 4 months ago

    That's why Chrissy teigen bought wifif

  • Recluse Spider
    Recluse Spider 4 months ago +1

    The episode with Dana carvey (I think it's him) with George H W Bush was an awesome skit, that always made me smile and laugh. R.I.P 41st president. Now i feel bad how current times everyone just gets mad and can't take a joke, it is such a sad era now

  • Mike
    Mike 4 months ago

    Make Republicans Great Again - no, not you Trump... sit down.... SIT DOWN!

  • Joseph Callahan
    Joseph Callahan 4 months ago

    As part of the support system for the plutocracy, SNL salutes a war criminal. Yeah.

  • Internet Omatic
    Internet Omatic 4 months ago

    Fuck GHWB. Fucking mass murderer.

  • jimmynickelz
    jimmynickelz 4 months ago

    Wait....You can say Dick pic on network tv?

  • Rehab. Halim
    Rehab. Halim 4 months ago

    God Bless you President Bush. He really sent us an angel with you !

  • Kyle Stubbs
    Kyle Stubbs 4 months ago

    0:30 Does that mean "Che supports it" or "It'll stop Che"?

  • Yess B
    Yess B 4 months ago +1

    The George W. Bush tripute 😍😘💕❣️Beauty and class. 😢

  • Muertesfavor
    Muertesfavor 4 months ago

  • GoldenState
    GoldenState 4 months ago

    NA GA DA.😆

  • Dan Roth
    Dan Roth 4 months ago

    Classy move on GHWB, SNL!

  • Victoria Grace
    Victoria Grace 4 months ago +1

    I always loved those Dana Carvey "Bush" impersonations growing up...not only were they friggin' hysterical, I could always tell there was no mean-spiritedness on either side. In fact, if you catch Carvey's '95 special, "Critic's Choice", he goes into detail in his stand-up about his visits to the White House and interactions with President Bush, and Bush was a very humble, all-around chill dude about the whole thing, LOL. How low politics have degenerated. The nastiness is off the charts, really, on both sides of the divide now.

  • lefthandedpolack
    lefthandedpolack 4 months ago

    hated bushs' policies but at least they can laugh at themselves.

  • Peter Houle
    Peter Houle 4 months ago

    na ga da

  • Brains before BS
    Brains before BS 4 months ago

    Very classy what they did for the passing of Bush Sr. Well done SNL

  • Ok then b
    Ok then b 4 months ago +1

    I love the president Bush part hahahah nailed it 😂😂😂🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • John Kaitlyn
    John Kaitlyn 4 months ago

    Bush was a criminal. Good riddance.

  • Shamil Arifeen
    Shamil Arifeen 4 months ago

    Why did i expect Dana Carvey to pop in as H.W. Bush while they were doing this tribute?

  • Mike Cziraky
    Mike Cziraky 4 months ago

    Snl takes time off trump derangement syndrome to talk about a cow. Good grief

  • Janne Väätäinen
    Janne Väätäinen 4 months ago

    Windows 98 on a Mac?! :)

  • Faith Castillo
    Faith Castillo 4 months ago

    .Michael Che and Colin Jost, that was lovely, sweet and gracefully tongue in cheek.

  • Anthony Smith
    Anthony Smith 4 months ago

    GHWB got to live to 94. My grandmother passed a decade before him. I'd call that privileged. Seems as though the rich are eating organic. Rot in hell Bush Senior!

  • Stacey A
    Stacey A 4 months ago

    Classy way to end that guys. Well done.

  • Richard Fennimore
    Richard Fennimore 4 months ago

    Not allowing your videos to be viewed outside the USA is just dumb. All one needs is a VPN to view it anyway, so all you're doing is being an annoyance.

  • quantumperception
    quantumperception 4 months ago

    David Coppa-feel. So hilarious.

  • PvtGermanWagz
    PvtGermanWagz 4 months ago

    I'm looking forward to the eventual SNL tribute for Trump, where it's going to be less of a tribute but just straight mockery because of what a joke is he.

  • BRUCE ASKEW
    BRUCE ASKEW 4 months ago

    He gonna be some big ass tomahawk steaks

  • B G
    B G 4 months ago

    RIP, Mr President. You will never look as good as you do now.

  • Miggz 1Bay
    Miggz 1Bay 4 months ago

    Oh my shit HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT 100LBS OF COCAINE JOKE WAS FUCKIN HILARIOUS WHY DID IT NOT GET SO MANY LAUGHS..THE AUDIENCE IS SLOW AS FUCK

  • t5dagreat
    t5dagreat 4 months ago

    Very classy tribute SNL. I love Weekend Update. Great job guys!

  • PH7
    PH7 4 months ago

    Modern tv needs this I hope you get a monopoly

  • yin shah
    yin shah 4 months ago

    Back when Presidents aren’t small and petty.

  • Swisscheeseoo7
    Swisscheeseoo7 4 months ago

    Dick pics and smells 😂😂

  • SenoraJames
    SenoraJames 4 months ago

    George H. W. Bush- what a real president was like.

  • 4c1dr3fl3x
    4c1dr3fl3x 4 months ago

    Even in death, #41 proves what a snowflake little bitch #45 is.

  • PeterTheWalnut
    PeterTheWalnut 4 months ago

    No more fap and frap Friday’s

  • soth1 sol
    soth1 sol 4 months ago

    those asshole audience members cheering for gritty need to not live on this planet anymore please

  • John Henderson
    John Henderson 4 months ago +1

    RIP 41

  • Job
    Job 4 months ago +1

    Weekend update = the best part of SNL. Good hosts best since like Fallon and Fey. Fey and Amy (yes because I’m going to spell her last name wrong even tho I’ve seen it a million times on Parks and rec.) and especially Norm Macdonald, the GOAT

  • rescuetruth
    rescuetruth 4 months ago

    I'm here for Gritty.

  • Starr Davis
    Starr Davis 4 months ago

    Whst a funny guy! Didnt slways agree with him but, he was a very interesting cat and a decent President😛

  • Dr Phot
    Dr Phot 4 months ago

    RIP George Bush you were a decent President and put up with your idiot suns just like #45!

  • Operation FUBAR
    Operation FUBAR 4 months ago

    I, for one, am very glad that hate-mongering piece of shit is dead.

  • Loretta
    Loretta 4 months ago

    RIP GHWB

  • Zara Evander
    Zara Evander 4 months ago +1

    I agree with Pres. Bush Sr. That Carvey impression was a reach, lol. Happy he was able to laugh along anyway. Rest in peace.

  • 1rewd1
    1rewd1 4 months ago

    I've not wathed SNL for years and now know why. Neither of these two has any personality. It's like they were plucked off the street.

  • Sarah Parker
    Sarah Parker 4 months ago

    The people HW Bush helped murder by supporting genocidal death squads in Latin America have yet to receive such a nice send off! And what about the multitude of Iraqi civilians he bombed into oblivion just to "send Sadam a message"? Where is their cutesy SNL good bye??? History matters!!!!

  • geno mccgeno
    geno mccgeno 4 months ago +34

    After 2 years of trump, It's hard to remember what real presidents used to act like.

    • Cookiecrunch 500
      Cookiecrunch 500 Month ago

      Wise old lady:Long before you were born, there was a time when being president meant something.

  • donnan huggler
    donnan huggler 4 months ago

    Nagada

  • Patrick Ayres
    Patrick Ayres 4 months ago

    Bush killed Kennedy

  • Lena
    Lena 4 months ago

    Yikes....

  • Theresa Romeo
    Theresa Romeo 4 months ago

    He destabilized central America and illegally sold arms to Iran in the 80's. He didn't pay for it in this life if there is a god he will get what he deserves. Countless people have suffered from his actions.

  • Eliza
    Eliza 4 months ago

    They were really on their A game this video

  • Jones Family
    Jones Family 4 months ago +1

    Love the Bush tribute.

  • DorEnErnil
    DorEnErnil 4 months ago

    Loved that subtle jab at Trump's lack of self-deprecation.

  • Carl Williams
    Carl Williams 4 months ago

    Where’s Jules?

  • radelta
    radelta 4 months ago

    BUT... ORANGE MAN... BAD!!!!!

  • big spoon
    big spoon 4 months ago

    Never voted for 41. But always felt safe in his hands. As for 45, well he scares the shit out of me.

    Rest In Peace 41. Say hi to my Dad for me; he voted for you.

  • Epiglottis Dynasty
    Epiglottis Dynasty 4 months ago

    That Windows 98 computer was a Power Macintosh...

  • Why Me?
    Why Me? 4 months ago +1

    I remember that episode it was hilarious