Family Guy - Peter Becomes Quagmire's Pimp

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  • Peter Becomes Quagmire's Pimp
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Comments • 698

  • Lion King 1M
    Lion King 1M 3 months ago

    Aaaah not great

  • Lolita. R Phillips
    Lolita. R Phillips 3 months ago

    Thanks 😀😆😀

  • PimpThe478
    PimpThe478 3 months ago

    How come they never ate that proper talking loaf of white bread? Man walking talking food is the best.

  • RomanSans _
    RomanSans _ 4 months ago

    Just so you know, it takes me a looooooooooooooooong time...

  • Drew Carajohn
    Drew Carajohn 4 months ago +2

    I hate brian!

  • yasir osman
    yasir osman 4 months ago

    A pimp name slick back

  • TrashPanda 365
    TrashPanda 365 4 months ago +1

    The hole in the pizza, I died

  • motownkid24
    motownkid24 4 months ago +2

    Peter dressed up like Alabaster Jones from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.

  • Chris Griffin
    Chris Griffin 4 months ago +1

    Guys, why does everyone hate Brian, I never really understood..

  • Emily Phillip
    Emily Phillip 4 months ago

    I turned down my volume when Brian started talking

  • Tyler Collins
    Tyler Collins 4 months ago

    3:19

  • dirtirobi
    dirtirobi 4 months ago +1

    Giggity

  • Mya Hollandia
    Mya Hollandia 4 months ago

    😂😂😂😂

  • Brandon 4628472
    Brandon 4628472 4 months ago

    Quackmaire



    Keep it going

  • Michael Williams
    Michael Williams 5 months ago +1

    Penis Bragg

  • Michael Williams
    Michael Williams 5 months ago +1

    Didn’t you have guys have sex

  • Solder Girl
    Solder Girl 5 months ago

    Peter is abusive where is joe to arrest him

  • Emerl The Legendary Fighter

    YOU TRIPPING BOY 😠😠😠😠,YOUR GOING OUT WHEN I TELL YOUR GOING OUT BINTCH 😠😠😠😠😠!!!!!!

  • JakeTheMadCoder
    JakeTheMadCoder 5 months ago

    what is the outro music

  • Smokey Blaze
    Smokey Blaze 5 months ago

    " you know I hit u and pimp u out cause I love you right " currently can't breathe 😂

  • Courtney Johnson
    Courtney Johnson 5 months ago +1

    Peter ate that pizza 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Elvis Car Reviews
    Elvis Car Reviews 5 months ago

    😂 😂

  • M'Baku & T'Challa
    M'Baku & T'Challa 5 months ago

    What's the outro song called?

  • wolf
    wolf 5 months ago +4

    *t h a n o s p e t e r*

  • Liquid
    Liquid 5 months ago +1

    He Take Care of you😂😂😂

  • Liquid
    Liquid 5 months ago +2

    What Hell you Just Say To Me you Trippen Boy😂😂

  • Suicidal Loli
    Suicidal Loli 5 months ago

    2:57

  • Suicidal Loli
    Suicidal Loli 5 months ago

    2:57

  • Jerry aka Jay Owens
    Jerry aka Jay Owens 5 months ago

    Nawwwww maaaaaan! See real pimps, get ALL DA'Money because if the pimp only gets a cut and she needs to be bailed out, is he supposed to just come up with a percentage of the money! If she needs anything then she can beg nicely, and if HE decides she deserves it then it'll happen, otherwise...she gets the pimp hand! Pimpin' ain't EZ!

  • Funkyboodah
    Funkyboodah 5 months ago

    oh that was disturbing to watch

  • RigoGAMES YT Theater
    RigoGAMES YT Theater 5 months ago +1

    Peter: Not Great
    Me: You Mean This Video

  • rommel_ 616
    rommel_ 616 5 months ago

    What kind of apartment has a door bell?

  • mzlisalou
    mzlisalou 5 months ago

    Is it just me or does the toaster look like a cross at 2:20

  • Petter V
    Petter V 6 months ago +2

    What’s the name of the outro song? swear I’ve heard it a million times

  • Anon
    Anon 6 months ago

    Big Pete, Mr. Big pete,
    Big meat pete, The Griffin of Pete, Peter the Griffin . Literally the pimp names I can think of

  • keithjohnson839
    keithjohnson839 6 months ago +2

    Why you all dressed up for church? Lol

  • GAm3cuB3rt aKa death convention

    The friendship in this one, reminds me of my old friend.

  • whý? Åŕė Wê Thęřĕ Ýëť

    It costs him $50

  • Jordan Romo
    Jordan Romo 6 months ago

    DID PETER GRIFFIN JUST DAB 👋🙍

  • Lisa Brownlee
    Lisa Brownlee 6 months ago

    This is awsome

  • Kaeble
    Kaeble 6 months ago

    And it ended happily ever after.

  • pokemon gaming
    pokemon gaming 6 months ago +1

    Just no brian 1:59

  • slimjimsause
    slimjimsause 6 months ago

    y o u t r i p p i n b o i

  • Nathan Stitt
    Nathan Stitt 6 months ago

    THANOS PETER
    4:36
    THANOS PETER

  • Jonathan Guerra-Escobar

    Poor Quagmire 😮😪😞☹️

  • Daniel Petersen
    Daniel Petersen 6 months ago +3

    Im a pimp named slick back

  • Jr Griffin
    Jr Griffin 6 months ago

    hole in a pizza :D

  • Daniel Levinson
    Daniel Levinson 6 months ago

    If the screenwriters wanted to be realistic, Peter should have started abusively coercing Quagmire much sooner... AND he should have exhibited signs of *sinister* alacrity when Quagmire made his business proposition.

  • MrWildcard531
    MrWildcard531 6 months ago

    4:37
    Peter: Fun isn't something one considers when whoring out Quagmire. But this...does bring a smile to my face
    I can't help but think of Thanos everytime Peter clenches his fist like that.

  • Seth Collazo
    Seth Collazo 6 months ago +1

    0:31 Wow the sound designers of family guy sure do a good job

  • Rexy1000
    Rexy1000 6 months ago

    4:31 I almost died choking on juice that it came out my nose 🤕

  • Maybe Idubbbz, I can be, I might not tho

    Because if health stuff
    What kind, your fat, your well everything

  • Team DriveAlot
    Team DriveAlot 6 months ago

    I wonder what car peter drives ...

  • Kyle C.
    Kyle C. 6 months ago +1

    Every single time I see Brian it's like I hate him more

  • Revenant Gaming
    Revenant Gaming 6 months ago

    ‘Brian’s douchiness should infuriate me, but he seems happy. So I’ll just sit back and do nothing’ *credits roll* ‘Can’t do it let’s get him fired.’ I’m dying

  • Allfather Todd the Godhoward

    So does he know a pimp named slickback?

  • blue muffin
    blue muffin 6 months ago +1

    I DONT KNOW WHAT THE WORD STRAGHT MEANS

    Me

  • Penguin Fluffy
    Penguin Fluffy 6 months ago

    Lol

  • Flaming hearts
    Flaming hearts 6 months ago

    Brians a douch

  • PaladinJN01 Studios
    PaladinJN01 Studios 6 months ago +2

    Why is the “Subscribe” watermark written in Angry Birds font?

  • Adonissherlock
    Adonissherlock 6 months ago

    The pizza ... ffs

  • Dee Lee
    Dee Lee 6 months ago +1

    Sit on his penis donut.

  • Emmanuel Mensah
    Emmanuel Mensah 6 months ago

    4:37 Peter was ready to use the pimp hand

  • Emmanuel Mensah
    Emmanuel Mensah 6 months ago

    Peter's pinp walk is perfect

  • Gene Doyle
    Gene Doyle 6 months ago

    portertexas.webs.com/apps/auth/signup?next=apps%2Fprofile%2F

  • Koma Berevanî
    Koma Berevanî 6 months ago

    hai gais at 2:23 what is the song name

  • Monochrome Mandalorian
    Monochrome Mandalorian 6 months ago

    Is it just me or does Lois sound extra annoying in this clip???

  • Phil Jon
    Phil Jon 6 months ago +1

    Quagmire has a nice bod to bid. ☺️😉😀

  • Mama
    Mama 6 months ago +1

    season 15 ep 3 you can watch for free on cartoonsons

  • Vegeta
    Vegeta 6 months ago +1

    You can have something of mine that smells like bread... Ugh, i threw up a little in my mouth.

  • Memes For life
    Memes For life 6 months ago

    “Just so you know it takes me a longggg time”
    Grosss

  • jandshall
    jandshall 6 months ago

    .

  • FBI
    FBI 6 months ago

    1:59

  • Demon-鬼
    Demon-鬼 6 months ago

    Brian’s a douche
    God I hate him

  • Alistair Joseph
    Alistair Joseph 6 months ago

    QUAG IS A 40$ MAN WHORE

  • INSANE CYCLONE
    INSANE CYCLONE 6 months ago

    What is that song at the end

  • chris agurs
    chris agurs 6 months ago +1

    "I don't sleep at night because a health stuff" someone should really check him out

  • TheDogfighter129
    TheDogfighter129 6 months ago

    I have a half assed thug pimp like this at my school🧐

  • Asbestos Fish
    Asbestos Fish 6 months ago

    Peter was not wearing enough jewellery to be a pimp.

  • Ava tale
    Ava tale 6 months ago

    Something thats normal:
    Going up to old ladies and asking for their bread when they CLEARLY have a burger with it

  • David Hays
    David Hays 6 months ago

    WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS MY KINDA DOG

  • Devil Sob
    Devil Sob 6 months ago

    epic

  • Michael Collins
    Michael Collins 6 months ago

    Wait, why the Macie Jay ending

  • Perry Conrad
    Perry Conrad 6 months ago

    Wtf did he just chew on a condom

  • Younan Younan
    Younan Younan 6 months ago

    You hostin family feud 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • shrill marrow
    shrill marrow 6 months ago

    Outro?

  • Stan Grey
    Stan Grey 6 months ago

    Brian was always the scumbag here

  • Inky Splaters
    Inky Splaters 6 months ago

    I hate Brian so much. I missed the really early seasons Brian.

  • chap666ish
    chap666ish 6 months ago

    One day. One day.... One day I will laugh watching a "Family Guy" clip.
    Hasn't happened yet.

  • PaNz
    PaNz 6 months ago

    2:40 to 2:48 is fucking great.

  • Rottinghere
    Rottinghere 6 months ago

    s m e l l s l i k e b r e a d . . .

  • Peter Irungu
    Peter Irungu 6 months ago

    Peter with that ill pimp walk

  • Nilo Rac
    Nilo Rac 6 months ago

    Quagmire must be a very low class cheap whore since he only got 40$ out of it... yeah I paused and counted the 5$ bills so what? Wanna fight about it??

  • It’s Cool
    It’s Cool 6 months ago

    WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY TO ME. Damn, peter set up 5 appointments...
    That’s nasty (Cleveland’s voice)

  • my boi
    my boi 6 months ago

    tf are all the comments dialogue from the video

  • Succubus
    Succubus 6 months ago

    20$

  • Nwinja 4
    Nwinja 4 6 months ago

    SWEEEEEET DADDY DEEE!!!!!!!!!!

  • Robert J Cotter
    Robert J Cotter 6 months ago +1

    3:36 sums up my life

  • Nils Hiltl
    Nils Hiltl 6 months ago

    Watch how Peter walkes in 0.5speed...awesome Animation xD