True Facts About The Tapir
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- Published on May 2, 2013
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On Location: The Malayan Tapir/ DeadMonkey8984
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2012 10 08 Newborn Tapir/Tibor Jäger
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El Tapir/Carlos Gracia Alonso
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tapir/ vilena makarica
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Young tapirs have brown hair with white stripes and spots, a pattern which enables them to hide effectively in the dappled light of the forest./MaZiKab
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Cute Baby Tapir/marqaso2
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Omaca and her calf.mpg/brucepattersonius
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Corcovado National Park Baird's Tapir Encounter/Rob Sall
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Tapir/ibm4381
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Malayan tapirs/Marie Hale
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Tapir Says Cheeeeeeeeeeeeese/Eric Kilby
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Tapir with humorous expression/Pixel Memoirs
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The Tapirs of Sigsipamba - Cantón Pimampiro - Prov. Imbabura./SemillaAmbiental
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Malayan Tapir Chases Bird - Bronx Zoo - Jack & Matthew - Feb 2009/wallstreetchef
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Tapirs at the MetroZoo/thecrazycuban
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Tapir Swimming/bouju1
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Taronga Zoo Animals Beat The Heat With Cold Treats/Marianna Massey/Stringer
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Corcovado National Park Baird's Tapir Encounter/Rob Sall
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Baird's Tapir/Eric Kilby
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The fact that this has an actual moral makes this video even more beautiful.
"If you never take any risks, like Tapir, you might just fade away"
3:50
"That's not really badass Tapir. Yesterday I had to kill a crocodile that bit my ass"
So Tapir is basically your typical "Jack of all trades, master of non..."
Someone turn this into a children's book.
Bear: "Do you know any tricks?"
"If you never take any risks like tapir, you might just fade away"
Having this framed as a story of animals offering advice to tapirs so they won’t go extinct is subtly genius.
The tapir literally has a fifth leg...damn
I dunno. Mrs. Tapir seemed pretty happy with the way she is. Sounds to me like she was fine with not trying to please anybody. After all, sometimes it's the flashy animals that go extinct first.
"Bird came next, but bird's an idiot, so we won't talk about him."
"And then pig farted and backed out of the room slowly making an 'Oooooo' noise to sound mysterious."
I worked with tapirs when I interned at a zoo, and portraying them as mild-mannered ladies who like couponing, crosswords, and Leno is very fitting. They're very sweet, chill animals! Also, they love belly rubs and having their ears played with.
"Sucked water from a kiddy pool without bending my knees drank half of it took a crap and used the rest like a portable bidet." That was the most beautiful run-on sentence I have ever heard.
"Pig replied YOLO"
Fun fact:All living species of Tapir are according to the IUCN, in a threatened status and the only species not considered endangered, is the Brazilian Tapir listed as Vulnerable.
The tapir is one of the animals that appears in the children’s picture book, “Creature Features 25 Animals Explain Why They Look the Way They Are” written and illustrated by Steve Jenkins & Robin Page.
These videos are amazing! Learned about you in Readers Digest, came to watch a video I thought wouldn't be good, and laughed my ass off! Great narrating!! Could you do True facts about the squirrel? I'm sure you could come up with something creative for that one!
Tapirs can be badass, they eat dreams when they're Drowzee.