r/Entitledparents "SHOW MY SON YOUR V*****! NOW!!!" Funny Reddit Posts

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  • Published on Mar 24, 2019
  • r/Entitledparents can be so insane that it actually crosses over into being illegal. The last time an entitled parent demanded a stranger show their kid their vajongo, I thought it was a fluke. Turns out I was 100% wrong. Apparently this is a common thing that entitled parents expect from strangers??? HOW ARE THESE PEOPLE NOT IN JAIL? This HAS to be illegal, right? I don't want to live in a world where entitled parents get away with stuff like this!
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  • rSlash
    rSlash  Month ago +3698

    🚨🚨WARNING!🚨🚨
    The first story is INTENSE!
    I almost GAGGED while reading it (no joke) 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

    • Jill White
      Jill White 12 hours ago

      one time when I was in Florida, I choked on my spit (seriously)

    • Sinon The Thot God
      Sinon The Thot God Day ago

      Could of been in title or description but I lived

    • _sunny_ gaze_
      _sunny_ gaze_ Day ago

      Me and my siblings were playing truth or dare and my oldest sister got dared to drink spit as well, I almost threw up

    • Social Explosion Copycat
    • BL YT
      BL YT 4 days ago

      rSlash that actually happened to me once

  • Rainbow Clover
    Rainbow Clover 53 minutes ago

    Jeez, I hated that last story! How can they be so selfish? That's like going: "oh my relative just died, let me and my family pawn and throw away his stuff and leave his wife to suffer." And they said some really rude things to the poor girl too! 😞

  • Star Tetrahedron
    Star Tetrahedron Hour ago

    OK, there's no right age to STOP looking under bathroom stalls, you never START to begin with. Who the f would let their kid, any age, crawl around on the floor of a public bathroom?! And watch strangers going to the bathroom??? No. Just no.

  • Star Tetrahedron
    Star Tetrahedron Hour ago

    First mom did the right thing. I GUARANTEE that kid never did that bullshit ever again. That's effective parenting right there.

  • Rusty Toolbox
    Rusty Toolbox 3 hours ago

    Love the stories, even tho they make me angry.

  • Rusty Toolbox
    Rusty Toolbox 3 hours ago

    Fun fact, actually mistaked spit cup for my coffee.... So yeah...m

  • Caleb
    Caleb 4 hours ago

    Vajongo hahaha

  • Glitched Cloud
    Glitched Cloud 5 hours ago

    Is this petty compliance

  • chocoboasylum
    chocoboasylum 9 hours ago

    The EP story where it was the OP's parent could literally have been a text conversation between me and my mom. Everyone has to bend over backwards to accommodate her plans. It's ridiculous.

  • Nart
    Nart 9 hours ago

  • Nick Butler
    Nick Butler 10 hours ago

    😐😑😬🙄😦😧🤤🥴🤧🤢🤮

  • Sig 226/2022
    Sig 226/2022 12 hours ago

    I used to dip Copenhagen and a few times I would use a empty beer bottle. When I wasn’t paying attention sometimes I would take a swig of my spit. And every time I would throw up I couldn’t imagine drinking someone else’s 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

  • THE IMAGINATIVE NATIVE
    THE IMAGINATIVE NATIVE 20 hours ago

    N for niffa

  • Mars Earley
    Mars Earley 21 hour ago

    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • Lillian Dodd
    Lillian Dodd 22 hours ago

    to your question at the end.


    if a random lil piece of sh-Lilly needs to calm her butt nuggets down!- screamed like a banshee at me to "SHOW MY SON YOUR -kitty cat-!!!!!" i would SMACK HER BUTT NUGGETS OFF HER WHOLE BODY AND SHOVE THEM DOWN HE- again I needz sometime to cool mah butt dooooowwwwnnnn- *clears throat* i mean i would smack her but i would calmly(if shes lucky) to "the frick did you just say to me?" annnd if she comes up with a stupid as ballz come-back i would pin her to the ground and tell her that "i am the highest rank in karate, and im VERY good at roastin people, so i would watch your back, -female doggo-"


    for all of you that don't know what the absolute frick is a female doggo, the term for a female doggo is literally the "b" word

    thanks for readin on what I would do if that ever happened to me!
    ~lilly

  • Kalt Levaya
    Kalt Levaya Day ago

    Shoulda worn heels

  • PAIGE DAVIS
    PAIGE DAVIS Day ago

    Ppppppffffttt hahahahahahahahahahaha my god oh ma lard hilirious

  • Kayla Heath
    Kayla Heath Day ago

    i HONESTLY had to skip to the end of the first story after i knew what happened. 🤢🤢

  • CreamedPT
    CreamedPT Day ago

    the first story made me feel satisfied that the kid suffered "not trying to be mean here"

  • Clorox_ Bleach
    Clorox_ Bleach Day ago

    I’d say this person is trying to grab my vagina!!!!!!!

  • luna song
    luna song Day ago

    I full gagged at the first story and i think everyone on the train just saw me

  • Dippy Playz
    Dippy Playz Day ago +1

    Hey my kid deserves this channel
    Give it to him NOW
    I know the CEO of TheXvid
    I can get you fired



    P.S I know you can’t get fired from TheXvid
    Just so you know

  • Isabella Teneyuque

    PARENTING 101 HERE Y'ALL

  • TurtleboigamingPlayz 2

    I swallowed mouthwash thinking it's water....



    I was sick for a week

  • Robert Hogan
    Robert Hogan Day ago

    Show my daughter your PENIS

  • Pug Watch
    Pug Watch Day ago

    rSlash
    Gib me ur channel

  • Cupcake
    Cupcake Day ago

    EK: die! Hahhah (punch)
    EP: wHat dId yoU Do tO mY chiLd??!!
    He juSt waNted tO plaY wiTh yOu!

  • Katya Brooks
    Katya Brooks Day ago

    “Vagongos”
    -rSlash

  • Bigbrisk
    Bigbrisk Day ago

    Brooooo she knew it wasnt cola bahahahahahahaha she fuckin knew it and let her kid drink that guys spit guarunteed

  • gavin thein
    gavin thein Day ago

    any family memebers that are entitled and that they want my property my best anwer would be to put a sign saying tresspassers will be shot

  • Philip Rees
    Philip Rees Day ago

    Are entitled parents All dumb and hate homosexuals

  • iluvpinkandgold
    iluvpinkandgold Day ago

    That chewing tobacco will eat through your jaw

  • Sir Cookie 3rd
    Sir Cookie 3rd Day ago

    17:35 well... punchy punchy!!!

  • Sir Cookie 3rd
    Sir Cookie 3rd Day ago

    7:35 well... punchy punchy!!!

  • Mc Blondy
    Mc Blondy Day ago

    Not gonna lie, the last story is sad af. Like, that’s not normal entitled humans, that’s like a whole new level of horrible people

  • Joshua Earling
    Joshua Earling 2 days ago

    RSLASH um the spit in the bottle is the least you should worry about, dip taste so much worse than any spit

  • ShyGreenBean
    ShyGreenBean 2 days ago +1

    VAJANGAS 😂

  • UniQ GaminG
    UniQ GaminG 2 days ago

    "Spit in the bottle and seal it" yeah.. i drank some of that thinking it was pepsi or coke

  • Ollie Jacobs
    Ollie Jacobs 2 days ago

    There should be a law saying that no child under five is allowed in the ladies toilets

  • The legendary Channel

    I threw up because of the second story

  • Samuel Velasco
    Samuel Velasco 2 days ago

    i swallowed a bottle of oil thinking it it was water in accident so pay attention what you are doing

  • NSPB gaming
    NSPB gaming 2 days ago

    EPs, so retarded

  • Animex
    Animex 2 days ago

    Yeah show the kid your vagina it’s not bad. SON OF A BITCH WEARING A TAMPON AND NOT SHOWING THE POOR KID HER VAGINA I FEEL SO BAD FOR THE KID.

  • becca wilson
    becca wilson 2 days ago

    i would ask entitled dumbass uncle if i could hit him in the balls.. so i can play too.... jackass

  • Sam Good
    Sam Good 2 days ago

    The last one was so frustrating like I would nock someones teeth out if they told me to gat out of this garbage of a house cause if they did that to me ya know what's gonna happen 1 like= you can kick some ass.

  • Gus McGusterson
    Gus McGusterson 2 days ago

    My dad used to chew tobbaco.
    He spit it into a Dr. Pepper bottle and one day I had hiccups so I took a sip of it and I threw up.

  • 8-bit lama
    8-bit lama 2 days ago

    Am I the only one who thinks the first one is hilarious

  • lorraine janestok
    lorraine janestok 2 days ago

    3:17 people do that all the time....its called kissing :v lol (im just joking pls no hate)

  • Vicky T
    Vicky T 3 days ago

    *gag*

  • Diego Gadea
    Diego Gadea 3 days ago

    *vAjAnGoS*

  • Jennifer Black
    Jennifer Black 3 days ago

    I kinda liked the one where the mom knew it wasn't coke and let the child have a taste 😂😂😂 it's perfect, she knew the child was spoiled rotten and was done with their bullshit, good job mom

  • sseba12
    sseba12 3 days ago

    knock his/her teeth out

  • #yolo blog's
    #yolo blog's 3 days ago

    Ek: *peeks under stal*
    Me: *kicks him in the face*
    Em: WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO MY SON HE DOSE NOT KNOW WHAY PREVET PART ARE LET HIM LOOK!!!
    Me *oh really well show him YOURS at home!!!*

  • S h i p p e r
    S h i p p e r 3 days ago

    *gets ad for Reddit*

  • Peanut man Vloging channle

    I thought u ment v buck

  • Wolfuo pow
    Wolfuo pow 3 days ago

    THATS MY NO-NO SQUARE!

  • Springdude 11
    Springdude 11 3 days ago +2

    Wait, so the lady in the first story was nice and was basically teaching her son a lesson on how life works? Wow, that's a blue moon on this channel.

  • LA POLILLA KAWAII :3

    Every time i see a perv i give him a lesson yesterday i saw a 12 y.o kid grabbing a girl's ass and grabbed him by the arm sooooo bad while his mom was screaming me while i was heading him to the nearest police with the assaulted woman

  • LA POLILLA KAWAII :3

    Those kids need to be punched with the strenght of a halo spartan

  • Garrett Merrill
    Garrett Merrill 3 days ago

    First story I was like “ he’s definitely gonna give it to him” and it happened way better than I expected

  • Dumbskitz 89
    Dumbskitz 89 3 days ago

    If some kid peeked in my stall let’s just say he’d be sitting in the sheriffs office with an imprint of a Michael Jordan shoe in his forehead

  • Crazy_ Wolfie
    Crazy_ Wolfie 3 days ago +2

    At 4:29 the initials of excuse me? match EM:

  • kennedy levy
    kennedy levy 3 days ago

    The one about the fiancé that died actually made me cry

  • Verenise Velasquez
    Verenise Velasquez 3 days ago

    That kid who said gib probibly
    Gets scared when he sees a coke bottle ek is that a coke 🤢🤮🤮 ep serves you right

  • Master Of The My Demons

    Vagongas😂😂😂

  • Dognyres Mother of Pitbulls

    I drank a spit cup once when I was young. It changes your outlook on all unmarked drinking receptacles. That story gave me ptsd and I sympathy gagged even if the kid totally deserved it..... and to the lady who was skilled enough to defend herself while deploying a tampon. Big nod, I see you girl!

  • Crazy Asian
    Crazy Asian 3 days ago

    I once accidentally drank my dip juice, let me tell you....... actually let me not tell you.

  • Harry de Beer
    Harry de Beer 3 days ago

    I have had that, but the parent said sorry. It was some 1 yrs old kid.

  • Random Stuffs YT
    Random Stuffs YT 4 days ago

    I would clock the EP in the face and call the police

  • Toodle Loo
    Toodle Loo 4 days ago

    The last story basically sums up most "Christians" in a nutshell. They think that because they go to church on Sunday and parrot a few empty prayers, that gives them the right to treat other people like less than dirt. I hope when they die they get to see the gates of heaven just to have their souls flung into hell right after.

  • jake dyment
    jake dyment 4 days ago

    I puked with the first one

  • The cow Cow
    The cow Cow 4 days ago

    Give me your weed... NOW

  • Avery Sogan
    Avery Sogan 4 days ago

    I swallowed my dads dip spit 🤮

  • I IZ KITTY
    I IZ KITTY 4 days ago

    If the parent demanded that just say “you first”

  • Freddly I.O
    Freddly I.O 4 days ago

    *Vigonga*

  • Agatha Gigliotti
    Agatha Gigliotti 4 days ago

    Yea I guess curious looking at worms and the reality but not my tampons and pads covered in once a month sauce.

  • Alphawarrior
    Alphawarrior 4 days ago

    So on a note of the last story if op is goin to heck and entitled family is goin to heaven then heaven is bad and heck is good

  • New Turkic Channel
    New Turkic Channel 4 days ago

    I think the kid from the first story had 5 Switches and 15 Vitas.
    Also, I like how the mom was an actor that purposely acted dumb and entitled just to teach her kid that the world doesn't revolve around him.

  • Infinity Might
    Infinity Might 4 days ago

    Wtf VAGINGAS

  • jeremy's gameplay Studio

    first story should be in r/Prorevenge

  • sandorsbox
    sandorsbox 4 days ago

    I really find some of these stories hard to believe.

  • ツnAkEdPoTato
    ツnAkEdPoTato 4 days ago

    I still dont get what was that cola thing is.....period blood?xd

  • Eian Solis
    Eian Solis 4 days ago

    That mom is on crack

  • Jeremy Barnicott
    Jeremy Barnicott 4 days ago

    That kid is a little b**h

  • Arutax/Polaris 4714AXX

    1:50
    r/Maliciouscompliance: "This is where the Fun Begins!"

  • Shamrock Sans
    Shamrock Sans 5 days ago

    I would spit in there face and say to the kid if U what to see it Don't look at your mom she got none

  • Boss Sans
    Boss Sans 5 days ago +4

    For the lasts storys entitled family when the get to heck
    Demon:Welcome to Damnation
    Aunt:I would like to speak to your manager
    Satan:Not this sh!t again

  • Al Gucci
    Al Gucci 5 days ago

    Spit and drugs

  • big oof
    big oof 5 days ago

    oh god the first one ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • Cleo Jones
    Cleo Jones 5 days ago

    The last story is just disgusting. Those people have no empathy whatsoever. Laughing in someone’s face just two days after their fiancé died is horrible, and I would have sucker punched them. That house and N’s stuff were the only things the writer had left of him, and it is disrespectful to throw out the art he had put his heart and soul into. Some people just deserve to rot in hell.

  • MessSA
    MessSA 5 days ago

    BRO HOW THE HECK DID N DIE I FEEL SO SORRY FOR HER!!!!!

  • Raelyn Clinard
    Raelyn Clinard 5 days ago

    Sksksks the first one made me gAg

  • Howard Wilson
    Howard Wilson 5 days ago

    hey are / that's enough story read yeah once it was dark and I gave my dad a soda bottle it was empty and like I gave it to him for him to spend his snuff out honestly my dad spinning it and I thought there was still soda in the bottle so I took a sip and then why didn't touch my tongue I just almost threw up the worst experience of soda in my life I'm never going to trust a mountain dew code red again at least in the dark cuz it was dark when that happened

  • Marcus Hrycyk
    Marcus Hrycyk 5 days ago

    Natural selection at its finest

  • mira veta
    mira veta 5 days ago

    awww I was hoping the little pervert would get a stiletto heel through the eyeball.

  • Klocko Fett
    Klocko Fett 5 days ago

    Since you asked, if an entitled parent asked me to show my junk to their kid, the conversation would go something like "gimme a minute while I ______ first." While I'm doing whatever else, anything else to stall, I'd be calling 911.

  • Far M
    Far M 5 days ago

    I was eating when I watched this!!!!

  • Pro8268 Gammer
    Pro8268 Gammer 6 days ago

    That happen to me at school

  • CuckooFlowers
    CuckooFlowers 6 days ago

    I threw up with the first story 🤢🤮🤢🤮

  • Haus The Seal
    Haus The Seal 6 days ago

    lowkey I did the first one, No I'm not entitled, my Father and I bought Coke in Hilton Head Island back in 2009 and I hadn't finished mine, He had, and lets say when I got back to our Motel room I drank a small sip (thank god) and Immediately ran to the bathroom