Best of the Worst: The Last Vampire on Earth

  • Published on Aug 21, 2017
  • Mike, Jay and Rich Evans are joined by Colin from Canada to discuss the unsung bad movie masterpiece The Last Vampire on Earth, which is in no way "inspired" by Twilight.
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  • RedLetterMedia
    RedLetterMedia  Year ago +4969

    Since everyone's going to ask: no, we can't upload the full version of the Sergio cartoon because it doesn't exist. It was a project that wasn't completed and the short clips of it you see in this episode is pretty much all that exists.

    • Pee Bay
      Pee Bay 27 days ago

      But can you upload the full version of the Sergio Cartoon?

    • Erling Hansen
      Erling Hansen Month ago

      You got it hooked up to a turtle somewhere don't you!?

    • fksosun
      fksosun Month ago

      fuck you, you fraud hacks! we want a series based on sergio!

    • Braxton Rasmussen
      Braxton Rasmussen Month ago

      So you cant upload the whole thing? Cowards

    • scotthebruce2
      scotthebruce2 2 months ago

      I was going to ask where Colin got that Zima.
      Where did Colin get that Zima?

  • okapi okapi
    okapi okapi 4 hours ago

    I hate Rich Evan's laugh so much.

  • Tyler Mann
    Tyler Mann 12 hours ago

    1.7 M views. I guess the Fidget Spinner worked!

  • Set In Stein
    Set In Stein Day ago

    I honestly think movies like this and The Room are intentionally terrible. The director knows he can’t make a great film that would be in theaters, so he makes an entertainingly terrible movie, in hopes of receiving a cult following. If The Room was meant to be taken seriously, I’d shit myself. But I really don’t think it was. Same with this film. It’s cheap, stupid as hell, but entertaining enough to get people to talk about it. If this guy tried to make a good film and it was just mediocre, nobody would know about it.

  • Daniel Young
    Daniel Young 3 days ago

    I have to find this

  • ckrause81
    ckrause81 3 days ago

    For God's sake change the goddamn fucking bulbs on ur burnt out sign!!!!

  • EthePianoMan
    EthePianoMan 4 days ago +3

    This is one of my favorite Best of the Worst episodes. I keep coming backing to it and it's great every time.

  • Marty Jackson
    Marty Jackson 6 days ago

    “Oh no, I accidentally burnt out half of the lights!”
    Except it instead actually turned one light back on...

  • Betty Webster
    Betty Webster 6 days ago

    Why does he wear eyeliner? Is he trying to make the girl feel better? Because she has eyeliner on? Does he have a vampire friend who has a TheXvid makeup channel? That’s a real friendly thing to do (if so).

  • David Burton
    David Burton 6 days ago +2

    Still Waiting for the unauthorized audiobook you Hack Frauds!!!

  • jtspree
    jtspree 6 days ago


  • EDman00x
    EDman00x 8 days ago

    More people have watched this video then have ever what this movie

  • Whaargaarbl
    Whaargaarbl 10 days ago +1

    Shrek can't pronounce his Gs at all. "Hi, how's it joing?" He does it consistently. I have never encountered a speech impediment like this.

  • Defencearts
    Defencearts 11 days ago

    No you get just a few more of those....

  • Maria Hernandez
    Maria Hernandez 12 days ago

    "the T is cut off."
    "the T is cut off?!"

  • Toxically Masculine
    Toxically Masculine 13 days ago +1

    31:07 HAHAHAHA i laughed so hard i feel like i'm going to barf

    • Toxically Masculine
      Toxically Masculine 13 days ago

      sounds like a fucking alarm, beeeeeep beep beep beep beep beep beep

  • Jean-Louis Jabouin
    Jean-Louis Jabouin 16 days ago

    That was very convincing evidence, Mike

  • Rupert Q
    Rupert Q 17 days ago +1

    Anyone wanna joe for a watch or something?

  • Brian Fuller
    Brian Fuller 18 days ago

    I actually watched this and it's truly one of the worst I've ever seen.

  • Benjamino
    Benjamino 19 days ago

    I nearly choked to death on my cider when that picture of rocky came up fml

  • Death Burger
    Death Burger 20 days ago

    "He look like Shrek"

  • Caleb Johnson
    Caleb Johnson 22 days ago

    Dat skirt tho..

  • Dominic Proust
    Dominic Proust 24 days ago

    That lumpy vampire looks so much like the Chris Lilley character from 'Lunatics', Gavin. Google it.

  • Micah Clark
    Micah Clark 28 days ago +1

    I will kill to watch a bad movie with these guys. Of course I would watch it with them after I killed the person.

  • Mike Doll
    Mike Doll 28 days ago +1

    "I heard him speak a couple of times"

  • alberto perez
    alberto perez 28 days ago

    17:03 is that Chris-chan as the blood driver wtf

  • Star Marshal
    Star Marshal Month ago +1

    I would actually pay to watch an episode of Rich training primitive farmers to become kamikazes.

  • Dave
    Dave Month ago


  • Dave
    Dave Month ago

    Did what we do in the shadows get the idea of vampires vomiting up human food from this movie?

  • Rick Lucey
    Rick Lucey Month ago

    The little brother looks like a Tim and Eric type of character. LOL this film...

  • Rick Lucey
    Rick Lucey Month ago

    Love these and they crack the shit up out of me or something like that! LOL!

  • Big Tall Paul
    Big Tall Paul Month ago

    28:43 Is that a real gun? Is that why her finger isn't on the trigger? Because she's flagging the camera operator?

  • raven lord
    raven lord Month ago +1

    I'm waiting for this to get released on Betamax so I can watch it.

  • No U
    No U Month ago

    is that rich's son

  • Will Chew
    Will Chew Month ago

    It's not Shrekpire !!! ... It's Ma'am !!!!

  • Corsair Carl
    Corsair Carl Month ago

    Ok, am I the only one bothered by Colin drinking a freaking Zima?

  • ManEaterFromReading
    ManEaterFromReading Month ago +3

    Yo, you guys need to watch "Utoya Island", directed by Versace... It's about the 2011 Norway shooting, and the one and only Shrekward Cullen (Michael Bole) plays Anders Brevik. I couldn't believe it either. Probably a better casting for him than a hot vampire, but he still absolutely decimates the role... it's possibly worse than the last vampire. I laughed nearly the whole way through, but had to stop myself because it was based on true events... but then something would happen again that made me laugh even more. It's truly incredible what Vitaly Versace has accomplished in his single lifetime.

  • Prince Randoms
    Prince Randoms Month ago

    i think it's very appropriate that the vampire knock off movie uses knock off Vampire Weekend music

  • JesusIzAPunkRocker
    JesusIzAPunkRocker Month ago

    lmao he heard Jesus speak a feww times x)

  • Ema Peterson
    Ema Peterson Month ago

    It’s no Neil Breen

  • David Robbins
    David Robbins Month ago

    Doesn't the lead actor have some Nicolas Cage mannerisms?

  • Alexander Forbes
    Alexander Forbes Month ago

    still waiting on that audio book

  • The Jester - Fool Of Hearts

    Why does everyone in Twilight (the actual one) look like they're withdrawaling from heroin?

  • Riotous Behaviour
    Riotous Behaviour Month ago

    17:44 watch a lightbulb commit suicide

  • smokyprogg
    smokyprogg Month ago

    The official IMDB synopsis of this film: "A second-hand report of a man vomiting after eating chicken leads a preacher to believe a vampire is afoot. Luckily for the guy, his girlfriend has AIDS which allows him to be spared."

  • lindinle
    lindinle Month ago +1

    30:26 "death are things i do not understand." Da fuck does that mean?

  • Ryu Cartel
    Ryu Cartel Month ago

    Looks like Ted Cruz

  • The Virtuoso
    The Virtuoso Month ago +1

    Thanks RLM for helping me through my depression. Not a joke, I never laughed so hard.

  • Horzuhammer
    Horzuhammer Month ago

    28:43 might be the single worst piece of acting I've seen in my life. Just glorious.
    EDIT: Ok, 38:32 is a contender as well. 'My dad shot'

  • Christian Dow
    Christian Dow Month ago

    Holy shit, "Mandie Abraham" wrote the plot summary on imdb for this movie

  • Nicholas O'Brien
    Nicholas O'Brien 2 months ago

    This movie is the embodiment of the crappier grunge parts of the earlier 2000's.

  • clicking on rocks
    clicking on rocks 2 months ago

    I swear I can sometimes see them looking over each other’s shoulders at someone holding the script but they’re still fumbling over their lines.

  • Linsworld
    Linsworld 2 months ago

    The fidget spinner thing didn't age well

  • Patrick Garry
    Patrick Garry 2 months ago

    This is fucked up cause i got a stomach infection 2 days before watching this review and i was eating KFC

  • Priscilla Asagiri
    Priscilla Asagiri 2 months ago

    Just wen to IMDB and the movie description made lol so hard I cried:
    A second-hand report of a man vomiting after eating chicken leads a preacher to believe a vampire is afoot. Luckily for the guy, his girlfriend has AIDS which allows him to be spared.

  • 0Ruzena0
    0Ruzena0 2 months ago

    Isn't that the same girl as in Neil Breen movie?

  • Moo Moo Puppy
    Moo Moo Puppy 2 months ago

    Isn't that Chris Gaines? lol

  • Tyler Hussin
    Tyler Hussin 2 months ago +1

    I used to think the guy on the left was Jay with a shaved beard.

  • bharat singh
    bharat singh 2 months ago


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    bharat singh 2 months ago


  • Scott Morel
    Scott Morel 2 months ago

    Well at least they are better actors than the Twilight actors...

  • KaijuX
    KaijuX 2 months ago +1

    1:52 - Burnt out half the lights? More like revived one of the bulbs.

  • svnhddbst
    svnhddbst 2 months ago

    1:46 .... 1.6 million views..... no no no.

  • Pat
    Pat 2 months ago

    Colin being a boss with that limited edition Zima

  • Nick Batt
    Nick Batt 2 months ago

    America should invest a lot of money into making sure nothing bad happens to Rich Evans

  • Clark
    Clark 2 months ago

    The fact that you can see a tear roll off Colin’s face as Jay reads the novel adaptation is beautiful

  • leonardo santos
    leonardo santos 2 months ago

    The infamous 4 minutes ad breaks...

  • Gunnar Crouse
    Gunnar Crouse 2 months ago

    did anyone notice that Jay fixed one of the lightbulbs with the fidget spinner?

  • Liggliluff
    Liggliluff 2 months ago

    (18:00) This is why in Europe we tend to have colourful paper money. It makes it easier to see out of focus, which helps people with poor vision to determine the value.

  • Sky Irwin
    Sky Irwin 2 months ago

    Trust-fund Euro-trash made this movie.

  • revjim123
    revjim123 2 months ago


  • Lawrence Ibbetson
    Lawrence Ibbetson 2 months ago

    An immortal person getting life in prison was actually a theme explored in an early Twilight Zone episode. Interesting concept.

  • Lobos222
    Lobos222 3 months ago

    30:00 How? Shes got AIDs! :D

  • Joseph Guerra
    Joseph Guerra 3 months ago

    F*CK MOOPIES!!!!

  • Pob Lowe
    Pob Lowe 3 months ago

    Don't people watch movies? Maybe they're not being paid enough to give a fuck, but I feel like even a normal person with no acting experience would be self aware enough to realize a performance like the ones given by the leads is only worthy of parody?

  • linguo76
    linguo76 3 months ago

    a ZIMA!???!?!

  • Ducaso
    Ducaso 3 months ago

    Rich getting lost in laughter slayed me.

  • Roflcopter_launchpad 111

    We NEED a re:view of Sergio. DO IT YOU HACK FRAUDS

  • The Virtuoso
    The Virtuoso 3 months ago

    Each time Rich laughs, it adds one year to my life.

  • Wolfie Wolf
    Wolfie Wolf 3 months ago

    Fun fact: IMDb says that because his girlfriend has AIDS, he is spared. That is the premise of the whole movie. Seriously

  • Jaime McDohl
    Jaime McDohl 3 months ago

    I'm having KFC tomorrow so I'm here celebrating my good fortune

  • Alan Motter
    Alan Motter 3 months ago +1

    From what I understand, vampirism doesn't make you smart. It also doesn't make you beautiful, it just keeps you young. Why can't there be an ugly and stupid vampire? Not every vampire is going to be clever and gorgeous. I respect Vitaly Versace for exploring this aspect of vampires. True genius.

  • Drew Dahlen
    Drew Dahlen 3 months ago +1

    "im not afraid of death,punishment, and things I cannot understand!"...…priceless!

  • Thomas Barker
    Thomas Barker 3 months ago

    The most uplifting notion this vid imparts is that I might one day grow old enough to partially forget earlier creative endeavours yet remain vibrant enough to produce relevant ones.

  • Adiaha Alexander
    Adiaha Alexander 3 months ago

    So I guess I'm a vampire because I've *literally* vomited up K.F.C before.

  • Slime Scholar
    Slime Scholar 3 months ago

    I thought Twilight was the religious version of Twilight.

  • Spacesharks40k
    Spacesharks40k 3 months ago

    HIV has been cured in 2 people and this video has 1.5 million views.
    Coincidence? I think not.

  • Matthew Sedgwick
    Matthew Sedgwick 3 months ago +1

    so are you guys ever gonna record that audiobook? I'm fucking serious

  • Tom
    Tom 3 months ago


  • CVZemo
    CVZemo 3 months ago

    I think Vitaliy Versace needs to do a project with Neil Breen.

  • Skribb
    Skribb 3 months ago

    Wait Jay fixed one of the lights when he hit it!

  • Pix Tron
    Pix Tron 3 months ago +1

    Honestly, an immortal being sentenced to prison for life sounds like a fucking amazing premise.

  • Blaine Bailey
    Blaine Bailey 3 months ago

    But how can a vampire even enter a church?

  • joev679
    joev679 3 months ago +1

    I always thought this movie was a spoof by the looks of the cover.

  • TexMechs
    TexMechs 3 months ago +2

    You have to be a doctor before you can be a hemotologist. There is no community college class on hematology. Lol. There is a class in medical school!
    These two do NOT come off like medical school graduates.

  • Brigid Madden
    Brigid Madden 3 months ago

    This movie just went from Twilight wannabe to even more tone deaf lifetime rip off shockingly fast.

  • Marko Marin
    Marko Marin 3 months ago +1

    Is the audio book out yet?!

  • Luna Paper
    Luna Paper 3 months ago

    I can't believe there's a worse vampire movie out there than Vampire: Los Muertos... :P

  • nico catena
    nico catena 3 months ago

    4:00 Does she look up to read the script?

  • cam201040
    cam201040 4 months ago

    Wheres my audiobook you frauds