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Since everyone's going to ask: no, we can't upload the full version of the Sergio cartoon because it doesn't exist. It was a project that wasn't completed and the short clips of it you see in this episode is pretty much all that exists.
But can you upload the full version of the Sergio Cartoon?
You got it hooked up to a turtle somewhere don't you!?
fuck you, you fraud hacks! we want a series based on sergio!
So you cant upload the whole thing? Cowards
I was going to ask where Colin got that Zima. Where did Colin get that Zima?
I hate Rich Evan's laugh so much.
1.7 M views. I guess the Fidget Spinner worked!
I honestly think movies like this and The Room are intentionally terrible. The director knows he can’t make a great film that would be in theaters, so he makes an entertainingly terrible movie, in hopes of receiving a cult following. If The Room was meant to be taken seriously, I’d shit myself. But I really don’t think it was. Same with this film. It’s cheap, stupid as hell, but entertaining enough to get people to talk about it. If this guy tried to make a good film and it was just mediocre, nobody would know about it.
I have to find this
For God's sake change the goddamn fucking bulbs on ur burnt out sign!!!!
This is one of my favorite Best of the Worst episodes. I keep coming backing to it and it's great every time.
“Oh no, I accidentally burnt out half of the lights!”Except it instead actually turned one light back on...
Why does he wear eyeliner? Is he trying to make the girl feel better? Because she has eyeliner on? Does he have a vampire friend who has a TheXvid makeup channel? That’s a real friendly thing to do (if so).
Still Waiting for the unauthorized audiobook you Hack Frauds!!!
More people have watched this video then have ever what this movie
Shrek can't pronounce his Gs at all. "Hi, how's it joing?" He does it consistently. I have never encountered a speech impediment like this.
No you get just a few more of those....
"the T is cut off.""the T is cut off?!"JAJAHAAJAJAHA I LOST IT🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
31:07 HAHAHAHA i laughed so hard i feel like i'm going to barf
sounds like a fucking alarm, beeeeeep beep beep beep beep beep beep
That was very convincing evidence, Mike
Anyone wanna joe for a watch or something?
I actually watched this and it's truly one of the worst I've ever seen.
I nearly choked to death on my cider when that picture of rocky came up fml
"He look like Shrek"
Dat skirt tho..
That lumpy vampire looks so much like the Chris Lilley character from 'Lunatics', Gavin. Google it.
I will kill to watch a bad movie with these guys. Of course I would watch it with them after I killed the person.
"I heard him speak a couple of times"
17:03 is that Chris-chan as the blood driver wtf
I would actually pay to watch an episode of Rich training primitive farmers to become kamikazes.
Did what we do in the shadows get the idea of vampires vomiting up human food from this movie?
The little brother looks like a Tim and Eric type of character. LOL this film...
Love these and they crack the shit up out of me or something like that! LOL!
28:43 Is that a real gun? Is that why her finger isn't on the trigger? Because she's flagging the camera operator?
I'm waiting for this to get released on Betamax so I can watch it.
is that rich's son
It's not Shrekpire !!! ... It's Ma'am !!!!
Ok, am I the only one bothered by Colin drinking a freaking Zima?
Yo, you guys need to watch "Utoya Island", directed by Versace... It's about the 2011 Norway shooting, and the one and only Shrekward Cullen (Michael Bole) plays Anders Brevik. I couldn't believe it either. Probably a better casting for him than a hot vampire, but he still absolutely decimates the role... it's possibly worse than the last vampire. I laughed nearly the whole way through, but had to stop myself because it was based on true events... but then something would happen again that made me laugh even more. It's truly incredible what Vitaly Versace has accomplished in his single lifetime.
i think it's very appropriate that the vampire knock off movie uses knock off Vampire Weekend music
lmao he heard Jesus speak a feww times x)
It’s no Neil Breen
Doesn't the lead actor have some Nicolas Cage mannerisms?
still waiting on that audio book
Why does everyone in Twilight (the actual one) look like they're withdrawaling from heroin?
17:44 watch a lightbulb commit suicide
The official IMDB synopsis of this film: "A second-hand report of a man vomiting after eating chicken leads a preacher to believe a vampire is afoot. Luckily for the guy, his girlfriend has AIDS which allows him to be spared."
30:26 "death are things i do not understand." Da fuck does that mean?
Looks like Ted Cruz
Thanks RLM for helping me through my depression. Not a joke, I never laughed so hard.
28:43 might be the single worst piece of acting I've seen in my life. Just glorious.EDIT: Ok, 38:32 is a contender as well. 'My dad got...ehh..got shot'
Holy shit, "Mandie Abraham" wrote the plot summary on imdb for this movie
This movie is the embodiment of the crappier grunge parts of the earlier 2000's.
I swear I can sometimes see them looking over each other’s shoulders at someone holding the script but they’re still fumbling over their lines.
The fidget spinner thing didn't age well
This is fucked up cause i got a stomach infection 2 days before watching this review and i was eating KFC
Just wen to IMDB and the movie description made lol so hard I cried:A second-hand report of a man vomiting after eating chicken leads a preacher to believe a vampire is afoot. Luckily for the guy, his girlfriend has AIDS which allows him to be spared.
Isn't that the same girl as in Neil Breen movie?
Isn't that Chris Gaines? lol
I used to think the guy on the left was Jay with a shaved beard.
Well at least they are better actors than the Twilight actors...
1:52 - Burnt out half the lights? More like revived one of the bulbs.
1:46 .... 1.6 million views..... no no no.
Colin being a boss with that limited edition Zima
America should invest a lot of money into making sure nothing bad happens to Rich Evans
The fact that you can see a tear roll off Colin’s face as Jay reads the novel adaptation is beautiful
The infamous 4 minutes ad breaks...
did anyone notice that Jay fixed one of the lightbulbs with the fidget spinner?
(18:00) This is why in Europe we tend to have colourful paper money. It makes it easier to see out of focus, which helps people with poor vision to determine the value.
Trust-fund Euro-trash made this movie.
An immortal person getting life in prison was actually a theme explored in an early Twilight Zone episode. Interesting concept.
30:00 How? Shes got AIDs! :D
Don't people watch movies? Maybe they're not being paid enough to give a fuck, but I feel like even a normal person with no acting experience would be self aware enough to realize a performance like the ones given by the leads is only worthy of parody?
Rich getting lost in laughter slayed me.
We NEED a re:view of Sergio. DO IT YOU HACK FRAUDS
Each time Rich laughs, it adds one year to my life.
Fun fact: IMDb says that because his girlfriend has AIDS, he is spared. That is the premise of the whole movie. Seriously
I'm having KFC tomorrow so I'm here celebrating my good fortune
From what I understand, vampirism doesn't make you smart. It also doesn't make you beautiful, it just keeps you young. Why can't there be an ugly and stupid vampire? Not every vampire is going to be clever and gorgeous. I respect Vitaly Versace for exploring this aspect of vampires. True genius.
"im not afraid of death,punishment, and things I cannot understand!"...…priceless!
The most uplifting notion this vid imparts is that I might one day grow old enough to partially forget earlier creative endeavours yet remain vibrant enough to produce relevant ones.
So I guess I'm a vampire because I've *literally* vomited up K.F.C before.
I thought Twilight was the religious version of Twilight.
HIV has been cured in 2 people and this video has 1.5 million views. Coincidence? I think not.
so are you guys ever gonna record that audiobook? I'm fucking serious
I think Vitaliy Versace needs to do a project with Neil Breen.
Wait Jay fixed one of the lights when he hit it!
Honestly, an immortal being sentenced to prison for life sounds like a fucking amazing premise.
But how can a vampire even enter a church?
I always thought this movie was a spoof by the looks of the cover.
You have to be a doctor before you can be a hemotologist. There is no community college class on hematology. Lol. There is a class in medical school! These two do NOT come off like medical school graduates.
This movie just went from Twilight wannabe to even more tone deaf lifetime rip off shockingly fast.
Is the audio book out yet?!
I can't believe there's a worse vampire movie out there than Vampire: Los Muertos... :P
4:00 Does she look up to read the script?
Wheres my audiobook you frauds