Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer Play Truth or Dab | Hot Ones

  • Published on Apr 18, 2019
  • Comedians Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura-a.k.a., Burnt Chrysler and Drip Daddy Dollaz-have two simple choices in this Hot Ones spinoff: Tell the truth, or suffer the pain of the Last Dab. Watch as host Sean Evans drills the comedy BFFs with high-stakes questions about everything from comics who crib jokes, to which standup had the worst Netflix special of the year. The only way to escape the truth is to eat an incredibly spicy wing.
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  • First We Feast
    First We Feast  2 months ago +962

    It's the final day of Webby Awards voting-help take Hot Ones to the finish line! #DoItForBill

    • Michael Mujadin
      Michael Mujadin 4 days ago

      Hey I can't find any articles answering this question, but all the articles only said he was on the show and nothing on whether he sued Hot Ones after the challenge; therefore that's why i ask did he end up suing the show or not?

    • Shante
      Shante Month ago

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    • AbdelRaphaรฏl Houari
      AbdelRaphaรฏl Houari Month ago

      Which redhead is he talking about?

    • Chris Irish
      Chris Irish 2 months ago

      well dangit, I was too late to place a vote.. oh well :( Perhaps next time..

  • sessionss
    sessionss 49 minutes ago

    fuck you Tom. really going to get jelly over the machine. that was hommie's bit to stardom. Let him tell it till the day he dies. Asshole

  • Hi
    Hi Hour ago

    Wtf why does sean go up and rub their stomachs after

  • daniel horowski
    daniel horowski 12 hours ago

    Asking me why I don't watch regular TV

  • Elijah C
    Elijah C 13 hours ago

    Truth n' Dab sounds like a VERY good show idea now.

  • Cowboy
    Cowboy 13 hours ago

    Hahahah they both have gotten so fat since this ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Justa Guy
    Justa Guy 14 hours ago

    The fuck, Tom all of a sudden doesn't remember anything

  • bamadeadhead
    bamadeadhead 16 hours ago

    2:31 โ€œim cleaning this bone, im on a dietโ€๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ

  • kevin smith
    kevin smith 19 hours ago

    Aisling Bea lmaooo thatโ€™s definitely the girl lmaoo hahahahahaha

  • Kenien Spann
    Kenien Spann 19 hours ago

    it was a ted talk indeed

  • Timothy Ellsworth

    Yo is that egg-nog Tom is drinking? Is doesnโ€™t look exactly white like Bertโ€™s drink.

  • Steve Karum
    Steve Karum Day ago

    pewdiepie signature royalty free music? nice.

  • g323g
    g323g 2 days ago

    I think he whispered Carlos mencia

  • wheresallthezombies
    wheresallthezombies 2 days ago

    anyone know who bert said?

  • Eeik Rodriguez
    Eeik Rodriguez 2 days ago

    Get ari shaffir

  • Patrick D
    Patrick D 2 days ago

    I hope ppl learned bout them from this!

  • kloggmonkey
    kloggmonkey 2 days ago

    you ever done the florida man challenge?
    mine's "Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza"

  • TheCrazyCanuck420
    TheCrazyCanuck420 2 days ago +1

    Finally someone just says it, the Hannah Gadsby special was just 100 proof POS.

  • Theodore Gideon Shisha

    Do they have different kinds of milk? Tom's looks like almond milk or something.

    • Crysta Casie
      Crysta Casie Day ago

      Theodore Gideon Shisha

    • Theodore Gideon Shisha
      Theodore Gideon Shisha Day ago

      @Crysta Casie Uuuuh. OK. :)

    • Crysta Casie
      Crysta Casie Day ago

      Theodore Gideon Shisha
      Yeah probably. The guests always get to choose what kind of milk they get.

  • shane
    shane 3 days ago

    I canโ€™t believe you let the worlds fattest racist on the show!

  • Tesdant313
    Tesdant313 3 days ago +1

    lmao bert didnt wanna announce rogan was least funny

  • Tesdant313
    Tesdant313 3 days ago

    where can i get that charlie brown shirt

  • Sylvester K
    Sylvester K 3 days ago

    can tim ferriss please do this show

  • ethan gonzalez
    ethan gonzalez 3 days ago

    I love that Iโ€™m seeing a hell of a lot of comments about Bertโ€™s giggle, haha

  • Ian Beck
    Ian Beck 4 days ago +2

    I thought this was gonna be a show where you have to either answer an uncomfortable question or get dysfunctionally high. Am disappointed.

  • Patrick McCutcheon
    Patrick McCutcheon 4 days ago

    Hearing a white guy telling someone to "keep it 100" is just fucking embarrassing.

  • Doodle Pop
    Doodle Pop 4 days ago

    I couldn't understand who he said was the worst Netflix special does anyone know what he said sound like Hannah something

    • Lilli Ross
      Lilli Ross Day ago

      @Justin James Houman Not over my head ... just answering a question to be helpful.

    • Justin James Houman
      Justin James Houman Day ago

      @Lilli Ross when he said it was like watching a TEDtalk... thatsthejoke.jpg ...whoosh over your heads... the special thing he referred to that was like a TEDtalk LITERALLY was a TEDtalk by her speaking about comedy.

    • Lilli Ross
      Lilli Ross 3 days ago +1

      He was referencing Hannah Gadsby's "Nanette"--he said it was more of a TED Talk than a comedy special, but that it was good and he was looking forward to seeing more of her work.

  • Lourdes and Daniel
    Lourdes and Daniel 4 days ago

    This could ruin their careers

  • C'est Moi
    C'est Moi 4 days ago +1

    wow! Will Forte put on a ton of weight!! LOL

  • Crunchiest Chip
    Crunchiest Chip 4 days ago

    Burt: Amy Schumer

  • California Michael
    California Michael 5 days ago

    You have a choice! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Declan Smith
    Declan Smith 5 days ago

    How did I know Tomโ€™s secret would involve jerking off?

  • Chris Plays
    Chris Plays 5 days ago

    They have to be back on!!!!

  • jake nicol
    jake nicol 5 days ago

    Bert laugh around 410 is the first thing you hear in hell

  • Knight Bumactao
    Knight Bumactao 5 days ago

    The games suck

  • Scott Smith
    Scott Smith 5 days ago

    Two awesome dudes to have do this! Theyโ€™re hilarious

  • Thicc_xan
    Thicc_xan 5 days ago +7

    I feel so uncomfortable knowing that the water looks so room temperature

    • Dustin D
      Dustin D 2 days ago +1

      Best kind of water you pleb

  • crackerblk
    crackerblk 6 days ago +1

    Where can I get the charlie brown sweatshirt?

  • Jose Ziggler
    Jose Ziggler 6 days ago +4

    I smoked a blunt with coolio, nice guy.

  • DaDarark
    DaDarark 6 days ago +7

    Iโ€™m sure everyone knew he was going to say Amy Schumer

  • Joe Carrier
    Joe Carrier 6 days ago

    Well I thought there was going to be pot smoking

  • Collin Speulstra
    Collin Speulstra 6 days ago

    Iโ€™m from Albany and agree completely with Bert

  • Bill Arsenic
    Bill Arsenic 6 days ago

    Bert looks like an action figure his head is too big for his body

    • Original Juice
      Original Juice 6 days ago

      like a fuggin' bobblehead with a huge beer gut. lmfao

  • Tito Chico
    Tito Chico 6 days ago +2

    โ€a sunshine state dirtbagโ€

  • dominik solorzano
    dominik solorzano 6 days ago


  • Junior senior
    Junior senior 6 days ago

    Really nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Bert Kreischer:๐Ÿ˜ฌ

  • thekenner
    thekenner 7 days ago

    Do you think the doctors of guys like Bert Kreischer, and Tom, and Joey Diaz get stressed out watching videos of them doing stuff like this?

  • Imran M
    Imran M 7 days ago

    This was epic.

  • Robert Mantell
    Robert Mantell 7 days ago

    Dude, is Tom Segura drinking eggnog? WTF is that??

  • smokegbabylbc
    smokegbabylbc 7 days ago

    ari is the least funniest in any list

  • Nick
    Nick 7 days ago

    Tom is drinking cumm., and Brendan Shaube has the WORST COMEDY SPECIAL EVER. They are pussies for not saying it...

    Keep shitting on Florida, one of the most hack premises of any comedy show. 3rd most populated state that isn't a democratic shithole like Cali or NY. People don't shit on the street. That;s all I gotta say. 305.

  • VOX Populi
    VOX Populi 7 days ago

    The fact that they ate and then answered was masterful

  • John Barras
    John Barras 7 days ago

    I keep rewinding these bits

  • TheAwesomeKing86
    TheAwesomeKing86 7 days ago +1

    1:11 ayee that pewdiepie ad plug music, i see u hot ones ๐Ÿ˜œ

  • Carson George
    Carson George 8 days ago

    Chreslyers on one as usual...

  • Roger Stone
    Roger Stone 8 days ago

    Try Tropical Pepper Co Scorpion pepper sauce. It tastes like Scorpion peppers but isn't as hot.

  • NIc K
    NIc K 8 days ago +4

    Amy shumer nobody will say it. It's got to be because she was part of the inner circle at one time and has dirt on everybody and they don't want retaliation now that she's gone social justice warrior.

  • Jaydon Tobler
    Jaydon Tobler 8 days ago

    I'm surprised he and Tom are friends. He's wearing some goddamn Nikes...

  • ian farago
    ian farago 8 days ago

    This shoulda just been called โ€œTruth โ€˜N Dabโ€ for them ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Reyes Torres
    Reyes Torres 8 days ago

    Hannah Gadsby was funny at first and then she made it weird when she got into the deep shit. I was like hahah and then she arms of an angeled her life struggles into her set. Even as a gay man who had experienced similar trauma, I was like โ€œummm gurl can you save this for therapy?โ€

  • Nitro Gaming
    Nitro Gaming 8 days ago

    Yall see the discrepancy in milk color? Why's Toms yellow? Lol

  • charlie lawson
    charlie lawson 9 days ago +1

    when did Sean find out about stone face jackets...

  • Deuce Dimensions
    Deuce Dimensions 9 days ago +3

    Wait who was Bertโ€™s worst guest on the podcast ?

  • jay en
    jay en 9 days ago

    8:02 why did I think that they were going to hold hands for a second?

  • Big Sip
    Big Sip 10 days ago

    Bert's clearly baked, thought that was funny.

  • Lamelesstony123
    Lamelesstony123 10 days ago +3

    Bert eats wing then answers
    Sean: "Okay you don't actually have to answer now.."
    I'm dead ๐Ÿ˜ญ

  • Lamelesstony123
    Lamelesstony123 10 days ago +2

    This whole episode was pure gold, not a single dull moment with these two.

  • Jim Crow
    Jim Crow 11 days ago

    1:03 that music.. Do all youtubers use it or is it just this and Pewdiepie?

  • plamen bozhanv
    plamen bozhanv 11 days ago

    ร–r was this for Kevin Hart when he was on :D:D:D

  • w00hoo16
    w00hoo16 11 days ago

    Only 399!