True Facts: Mating Dance of the Ostrich

  • Published on Jan 6, 2020
  • Ostrich Song:
    Support this madness:
    By Ze Frank
    All media used under license and with permission:
    Footage of the Ostrich: Jackson Hart Grady
    6 Audio Track from Tom Moore:
    Voice of Female Ostrich: Caitlin Roukin
    Voice of Male Ostrich, Host: Ze Frank
    "Ostrich Song" Written and Performed by Ze Frank
  • Pets & AnimalsPets & Animals

Comments • 4 797

  • Chowder908
    Chowder908 2 years ago +2427

    If learning was like this in school I probably would have listened more.

    • pinkdragon gxamer
      pinkdragon gxamer 3 days ago

      @Ben Dover p FTC dtuyu%

    • Troop 22 Airsoft
      Troop 22 Airsoft Month ago

      @Brian Is Me wow someone can’t take a joke. sorry I know I this is 2 years late

    • Derek Anon
      Derek Anon Month ago

      I learned FAR more outside of school than I ever learned in school

    • Activist_Dragon
      Activist_Dragon 11 months ago

      Me too, that's for sure.

  • Erwin Rommel The Blizt
    Erwin Rommel The Blizt 2 years ago +6553

    Zefrank is basically that one brain cell that you have while in an exam

  • Lord Bloodraven
    Lord Bloodraven 2 years ago +2278

    The worst way for your special girl to tell you she's finished:
    "I'm-I'm ready to consciously uncouple if that's all right with you."

  • Gluten Free Gam3r
    Gluten Free Gam3r 2 years ago +3511

    Coming from an ex-ostrich rancher...I can confirm this is what the male ostrich is thinking exactly!

    • Gluten Free Gam3r
      Gluten Free Gam3r 10 months ago +2

      @live well with EDS ostrich are like cattle. they produce some of the finest red meat and a highly desirable skin for leather not to mention the feather are used for making dusters.

    • Gluten Free Gam3r
      Gluten Free Gam3r 10 months ago

      @Jamak Akhkashah lol 😆

    • Gluten Free Gam3r
      Gluten Free Gam3r 10 months ago +2

      @live well with EDS in certain instances, yes..I have seen this happen a few times, usually with more "domesticated" type ostrich

    • live well with EDS
      live well with EDS 10 months ago

      is it true they will do a mating dance for humans?

    • live well with EDS
      live well with EDS 10 months ago +2


  • frogg man
    frogg man 2 years ago +5418

    *friend:* so what type of music do you listen to?
    *me:* _Its complicated_

    • Tanya Queen
      Tanya Queen 3 months ago +2

      LOLOLLOLOL "I spell ostrich with a capital D, you gotta pay for the O cuz the D ain't free"
      I've also caught myself singing from another video "I wanna see boobies, like we're in a B-movie" haha so good.

    • Cherry The cat aka Yvette
      Cherry The cat aka Yvette 6 months ago +1

      ~I’ll stretch I’ll stretch my neck out for yA~

    • Wuft Chan
      Wuft Chan Year ago +1

      no its not- its erotic bird mating dances XD

    • O̶r̶a̶c̶l̶e̶ ꨄ
      O̶r̶a̶c̶l̶e̶ ꨄ Year ago +4

      *my musics a little...weird*

  • The Hidden Ninja
    The Hidden Ninja 2 years ago +3630

    Love that last line.
    "If these kids are idiots, I'm going to track you down"
    RIP: male ostrich.

    • Sean Dewar
      Sean Dewar Year ago

      @Sam Dragonborn No that's more an emu, Cassowary, and Rhea thing. With Ostriches,

    • Cynthia Farris
      Cynthia Farris Year ago +1

      Lol Forrreall that last line had me dying.

    • FSM Prophet
      FSM Prophet Year ago


    • christian gauthier
      christian gauthier Year ago

      Oh thank you . so THAT'S what she mumbles at the end.

    • chill tank
      chill tank Year ago

      @Christian Dauz you say both america and ukrain? Beacuse ukrain has a fucking comedian as a president

  • Lex Hascup
    Lex Hascup 2 years ago +2486

    how did he ask that woman to dub that over
    "hey wanna be a sexy ostrich voice actor?"

    • Tanya Queen
      Tanya Queen 3 months ago

      @Vampianist3 LMAO

    • robert moore
      robert moore Year ago +7

      Caitlin Roukin is a professional voice actor.

    • Wuft Chan
      Wuft Chan Year ago +1


    • PinkMuffin
      PinkMuffin Year ago +11

      @oliver witte Could be but doesn't have to. He used at least one different woman to speak for the woman in a mating-dance video

    • oliver witte
      oliver witte Year ago +15

      could it be his wife?

  • Natalie
    Natalie 2 years ago +2804

    the female ostrich is my personal hero for just casually snacking while he goes to town on her. what an absolute queen

    • Marco
      Marco 9 months ago +4

      Tbh if you had a mating partner like that you'd want something to distract form it too tbh

    • pennywise 2000
      pennywise 2000 10 months ago +5

      @Red Eye AMVs thats how most jokes work tho. Comedy is based off the expense of others thats what makes it funny

    • Madeline Mcmillan
      Madeline Mcmillan 10 months ago +3

      ​ amazing everything you said could be just as applicable to dudes on the internet.

    • Natalie
      Natalie 10 months ago +4

      @Red Eye AMVs yas queen go off sis

  • Wheatley Who Lives In Space
    Wheatley Who Lives In Space 2 years ago +612

    "That's even more annoying. Just go ahead."

    • Mahlatse Kgomokae
      Mahlatse Kgomokae 13 days ago +1

      @Davi Guedes it don't make sense...

    • Davi Guedes
      Davi Guedes 4 months ago +2

      @Proefkonijntje🎵 I spell ostrich with a capital D, you got pay for the whole because de D ain't free 🎵

    • Proefkonijntje
      Proefkonijntje 2 years ago +16

      B'dow pow pow

  • Tim Woodhouse
    Tim Woodhouse 2 years ago +1342

    I feel like Zefrank is trying to tell us something about himself.

  • Rass P
    Rass P 2 years ago +568

    Is it weird that my husband sings this sometimes when we’re having our “special times”, but he changes the word neck to ****? yep. I married him.

    • TH3C001
      TH3C001 6 months ago

      I _know_ this is fake lol.

    • Denas Designs
      Denas Designs 8 months ago +1


    • 경가
      경가 9 months ago +1


    • Deborah Danhauer
      Deborah Danhauer Year ago +3

      Awww sweety....I wouldn't tell people things like that.

    • Kryss S. RN-BSN
      Kryss S. RN-BSN Year ago +5

      I love this so much. May you two have blessed and fruitful copulation and feather flopping for many, MANY years to come. 🤣💙

  • Jerrod Harris
    Jerrod Harris 2 years ago +1800

    “I’m ready to consciously un-couple.”

    • Katie Dotson
      Katie Dotson Year ago +12

      Every divorce attorney in town has written that line down.

    • Ben Fury IV
      Ben Fury IV 2 years ago +80

      This is the perfect break up line.

  • Alex G
    Alex G 2 years ago +1137

    “I spell ostrich with a capital D.”

    • Ethan Livemere
      Ethan Livemere Year ago +1

      @You'reThatMantis "That don't make sense"

    • Hope Papernacky
      Hope Papernacky Year ago +1


    • GrassTypePokemom
      GrassTypePokemom Year ago +2


    • Arik Wolf
      Arik Wolf Year ago

      @Supersmile330: I thought is was ostDich.

    • story_rook
      story_rook Year ago +1

      @William Julien Nkoghe Olympio Every single time I hear this it gets stuck. It makes me laugh so I risk it. Lol

  • Arcademan09
    Arcademan09 2 years ago +7301

    Zefrank's upload schedule is an enigma of uncertainty and only he decides when to upload and ultimately decides the content.
    That's how the Zefrank do.

    • Wuft Chan
      Wuft Chan Year ago

      cant wait to hear the mating call of the zefrank XD

    • SpencerLee97
      SpencerLee97 2 years ago +2

      That's how the Zefrank ... 𝓓𝓔𝓦.

    • Amy Conway
      Amy Conway 2 years ago +1

      Imagine that you’ve failed to bring your homework to school, but instead of giving you detention, the teacher just goes “Okay”.
      This is how Zefrank do

      NITRO SHERBERT 2 years ago +1

      I see you on review tech USA videos all the time

    • Anelisa Morgan
      Anelisa Morgan 2 years ago

      Indeed, that's exactly how he do!😏

  • Steven Jaramillo
    Steven Jaramillo 2 years ago +194

    biology teacher: wow, you know a lot about animals, you must really be studying
    me: well you see...

    • story_rook
      story_rook Year ago +6

      I'm a Science teacher and I learn a lot from these. Lol

  • Hush Bolman
    Hush Bolman 2 years ago +5

    Zefrank, please do the Urutau. They're absolutely terrifying, hilarious looking, and really fitting for this mini series.

  • bebby
    bebby 2 years ago +141

    I feel like the male isn't even in it for the sex. He just wants a reason to dance and sing! >3

  • Brian Driscoll
    Brian Driscoll 2 years ago +634

    This is why the internet was invented.

  • Flocks of Foxes
    Flocks of Foxes 2 years ago +1907

    I love how the female ostrich snacks on some grass halfway through. Like, "how long is this going to take?"

    • combatjumpmaster89
      combatjumpmaster89 9 months ago

      @Nina M. I got it from an old joke. As far as my performance goes, you can ask my wife. She's the only woman I've ever slept with. Maybe that's why we've been together almost 40 years.

    • Nina M.
      Nina M. 9 months ago

      @pudge boyardee She was sexually abused in every foster home she was in and married at the age of 16 to escape. She needed help and no one was there for her.

    • Nina M.
      Nina M. 9 months ago

      @combatjumpmaster89 You must suck because I've never done that before. I don't have any friends who has said that before either. Damn.

    • pudge boyardee
      pudge boyardee 2 years ago +2

      @Matt T. some of it was likely a side effect of barbituate abuse. Somnambulant consumption, or sleep eating is a common side effect of sedatives so it probably started with her waking up to food in her bed and the fridge broken because it was open all night and she eventually cut out the middleman. Crazy? Id also say no but severely disturbed and constantly sedated for no reason. She *had* issues and i made light of them, because it does sound so odd, but i know they came from something she didnt want to have happen to her. She got wrapped up in stuff no one ever should and those drugs transformed her over time, like most surgical drugs will if improperly administered. Nobody should feel bad if this stuff is medically needed and they sleep-eat but she was abusing and changed her life, lost her husband to accommodate that. She was not well

  • memlafeder
    memlafeder 2 years ago +16

    This guy, (zefrank) is the most weirdest but also the most beautiful thing in our lives. Dude, you are being loved by everyone. :)

  • K to the L A
    K to the L A 2 years ago +3

    I had no idea I could love you and be more impressed with you than I already was Zefrank. Well done.

  • riakun
    riakun Year ago +6

    I just have to say that I love your videos. Back before the pandemic, my last college professor had a 3+ hour class once a week. During the breaks in class, she would play these awesome videos.
    She also taught art history very similarly to how you do these videos, and it made the class *way* more interesting than it had any right to be.
    Hands down the best college professor for her sense of humor alone. And many hilarious memories watching these videos during class

  • JT S
    JT S 2 years ago +435

    "Why the f*** I sit so far away?" "Be cool, be cool" LOL

  • Jon
    Jon 2 years ago +23

    Its been seven days and I can't go an hour without getting this song stuck in my head.

  • Sᴡᴀᴍᴘ Cʜᴇʀᴜʙ

    I need the confirmed lyrics of this so I can sing it as my official mating song

  • Mathew Kaze
    Mathew Kaze 2 years ago +8

    I want a full version of this song on Spotify so I can listen to it on repeat 😂

  • Monkey Cat
    Monkey Cat 2 years ago +4

    Ze Frank you're the best at naming the ostrich Pete and everything in this video great job man you did a great job!!!😂

  • ScionStorm
    ScionStorm 2 years ago +1080

    Zefrank has delivered 2020's most iconic hit single early this year.

    • meghan parris
      meghan parris 2 years ago +4

      @Veldandi- I'd totally buy the full album if it was packed with hits like this lol

    • Veldandi
      Veldandi 2 years ago +3

      R.i.p reply button 😂 waiting for the full album 😂

    • Saksham Rajput
      Saksham Rajput 2 years ago +4

      True, I'm looking for this song everywhere.

    • Phil
      Phil 2 years ago +17

      It's stuck in my head. That song was a bop

  • Noah Spurrier
    Noah Spurrier 2 years ago +93

    I would actually listen to and enjoy this song non ironically.

  • spellwing777
    spellwing777 2 years ago +364

    Female ostrich: "Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

    • Kay Jacoby
      Kay Jacoby 2 years ago +5

      One of my favorite jokes.

  • Charmaylily
    Charmaylily 2 years ago +3

    I've missed you so much you're the only one that makes me laugh uncontrollably!!!

  • TRY to HELP you
    TRY to HELP you 2 years ago +1

    Unmeasurable joy here. Holy good grief this is invaluabley hilarious. Thank you!

  • Andythedrew1
    Andythedrew1 2 years ago +1302

    Anyone else really want a straight-up “True Facts: Ostrich” video now?

    • Psychedelic Owl
      Psychedelic Owl 2 years ago

      Andythedrew1 Good job you know the future

    • Tori Ko
      Tori Ko 2 years ago +2

      Andythedrew1 you got your wish

    • The Barona Native
      The Barona Native 2 years ago +2

      zefrank1 that was fast.

    • 3 Possums in a Trenchcoat
      3 Possums in a Trenchcoat 2 years ago +2

      @zefrank1 another interesting fact besides the reverse-beastiality thing is ostriches are basically one of the only birds that actually urinate separately to the rest of their bodily wastes. if i had to learn that fact today i really think you and your subscribers should too :)

    • ℂ𝕒𝕥 𝔽𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕤 🦉
      ℂ𝕒𝕥 𝔽𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕤 🦉 2 years ago +4

      @zefrank1 YES!!! But until then I will just pass the time trying to get the ostrich song earworm to move on. *"ostrich, I stretch muh neck out for ya..."* dammit.

  • AnimeROL
    AnimeROL Year ago +3

    I always come back to this and the Puffin song 😂😂 please do more like these if you can, they’re awesome! ❤️❤️

  • Rak-Kun
    Rak-Kun Year ago +2

    Coming from an ex-ostrich...I can confirm this is what I'm thinking exactly!

  • Qlipphoth
    Qlipphoth 2 years ago +1

    I want a full version and lyrics for this. C'mon Zefrank, you know you want it.

  • William Nicely
    William Nicely 2 years ago +2

    I laughed until my sides hurt. You Sir, are a comedic genius.

  • Desilublue
    Desilublue 2 years ago +5410

    I love how she's just bored and eating

    • Madeline Mcmillan
      Madeline Mcmillan 10 months ago

      @Phoenix Zero I dont know why people be getting so hostile over a ostrich video..

    • Mike Mac
      Mike Mac 11 months ago

      That's actually a kink, with a subreddit and everything.

    • C M
      C M Year ago

      @LordDragox412 all the most complex animals reproduce sexually. Can't get any significan't evolution going on via budding.

    • 🅉 Brig. Gen. Georgii Isserson
      🅉 Brig. Gen. Georgii Isserson 2 years ago

      LordDragox412 Lmao great trolling

    • 🅉 Brig. Gen. Georgii Isserson
      🅉 Brig. Gen. Georgii Isserson 2 years ago

      Jeff Lindeman Pretentious much?

  • Jacob W
    Jacob W 2 years ago +95

    I can't help but imagine T-Rexes doing this.
    Feathers included

    • ling ling
      ling ling Year ago +1

      in dino dana they have 2 trexs doing a dance battle to 'i wanna dance with somebody ' while trying to woo a female trex

    • Jenna Kujala
      Jenna Kujala Year ago +9

      I bet dinosaurs invented the mating dance. Since almost all bird species do it. And they are related to some dinosaurs. But can you imagine such a massive creature flailing around all silly doing a mating dance though XD

  • fouoii gyhh
    fouoii gyhh 2 years ago +2

    Love how this is one of his shortest video's yet one of the funniest at the same time. I needed this right now.

  • bbygurgles
    bbygurgles 2 years ago +4

    This song needs to be a ringtone on iTunes!!

  • Mary Thompson
    Mary Thompson 2 years ago

    I wish I could give this a thumbs up for every time I watched it today and laughed like so hard I couldn’t breathe. It’s hilarious!

  • cat
    cat 10 months ago

    I couldn't help but laugh my ass off during this whole video 🤣 I love this video.. good job guys. 👍🏻🤣

  • Austin Short
    Austin Short 2 years ago

    I've been a fan of your channel for a long time, and all your vids are hilarious, but this was such a pleasant surprise. I was laughing so. Hard.

  • Nishant Sengar
    Nishant Sengar 2 years ago +2

    I almost died laughing this whole time.. you sir, you're a genius 😂

  • J Lang
    J Lang 2 years ago +6

    There needs to be a full length version of this song.

  • BenDover 04me
    BenDover 04me 2 years ago +1983

    "I don't care, just get on with it"
    i truly felt that...

  • Kylie Dear
    Kylie Dear Year ago

    Please make more of theses, they're not only hilarious, but the music is great as well

  • Ingerimm
    Ingerimm 2 years ago +3

    Zefrank was on hiatus for so long, so very long...
    *working on this masterpiece.*

  • Brandon Lopez
    Brandon Lopez Year ago

    I can’t even explain how great this is. I keep watching it over and over! 0:20 you’re welcome.

  • Another Person
    Another Person 2 years ago +381

    I was literally studying, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS; when my brain started going "OSTRICH, OSTRICH ON MY KNEES FOR YA, OSTRICH!!!" and it will not leave me so help me. Has someone found a way to make it stop???

    • Direhorn
      Direhorn 11 months ago

      🤣 Same here

    • Cynthia Farris
      Cynthia Farris Year ago

      Yes watch the puffin Mating least then you'll have a different song in your head. This puffin, got some, stuffin, for your, puffin, muffin. Now gimme some beeeeak, you puffin freak. Darn it! I still can't get it out of my head.

    • Deborah Danhauer
      Deborah Danhauer Year ago

      Just imagine when you think of it in a meeting or at church or anywhere quiet and you start giggling😊😊 gonna be epic!!

    • MrChazz10
      MrChazz10 Year ago +1

      @陳嘉宇 but everyone mis-pronounces emu. Everyone else says E-moo🤣🤣🤣

    • MrChazz10
      MrChazz10 Year ago

      Do what Dean said, I actually sat and listened to the song carefully and wrote out the lyrics the first time I watched it. I caught myself singing it a couple times but it's not stuck in my head😅

  • Greyphilosopher
    Greyphilosopher Year ago

    I love this. You're actually a very good singer!

  • Edward Haas
    Edward Haas 2 years ago

    I needed to see this today. It is nice to see evidence of something more awkward than you still achieving their goals.

  • Ray Yates
    Ray Yates 2 years ago +64

    Okay but this song bops and even with the wacko lyrics could totally be a mid track on a Scissor Sisters album

    • MoultrieGeeks
      MoultrieGeeks 2 years ago +5

      Yes. Jake could dress like a Dostrich and preen onstage even more than he normally does.

  • Hope Long
    Hope Long 2 years ago

    This is hilarious. I watch it whenever I need a good laugh.

  • The Nerd Beast
    The Nerd Beast 2 years ago +2115

    "If these kids are idiots I'm gonna track you down" Joke's on her he is the one that is going to raise them.

    • Princess Azula Of the Fire nation
      Princess Azula Of the Fire nation 2 years ago +1

      @Larry The Rusty Boii 30th lik

    • Joedy Henderson
      Joedy Henderson 2 years ago +1

      Big brains in here

    • Jan W
      Jan W 2 years ago +1

      Yeah well, that's just not true. Ostrich children raising ist mostly a job for a

    • Kathryn Castanares
      Kathryn Castanares 2 years ago +30

      They both raise them. In fact, when they are close to several other ostriches they raise eachothers. The chicks just go along with the closest adult and the adults dont bother checking if they are their bio unlike penguins and some other birds, they dont have a special call that is unique to them. They just know what the adults sound like and the same for the chicks etc.

    • eaglestdogg
      eaglestdogg 2 years ago +4

      Dope profile picture 🍳 :)

  • Chris Leach
    Chris Leach 3 months ago

    This one makes me laugh every time I see it. I just can’t believe that I have watched it 20 thousand times lol.

  • Hulé Warren ;p
    Hulé Warren ;p Year ago

    😂😂😂 I wasn’t ready for another mating song but gawd I loved it- man is a genius and I wish I found him sooner

  • Matthew Butler
    Matthew Butler 2 years ago

    Damn it! That is going to be playing in my head all night long! Thanks Ze!

  • Laura Roberts
    Laura Roberts 2 years ago +1

    Great song to wash your hands to! (from 1:10 through one verse of the chorus is just about the same length as singing Happy Birthday twice)

  • Trash.justtrash
    Trash.justtrash 2 years ago

    I’m so happy that I have comedic sense where this still has me rolling on the floor after watching it for the 100th time

  • Major Misfit
    Major Misfit 2 years ago +1

    I was eating and almost chocked I was caught off guard and started laughing so hard....well done

  • Dave shrum
    Dave shrum 2 years ago +4

    Lmao 🤣🤣🤣. These videos make me laugh so hard I have tears coming out of my eyes! And yet at the same time it does actually teach you scientific facts about whatever the video is about. What a beautiful blend. I will also never again be able to have sex. That song will go through my head😁.

  • Guardian Of The Duat
    Guardian Of The Duat 2 years ago +3

    I would love a full version of the ostrich song

  • darkzada92
    darkzada92 2 years ago +3035

    as silly as this sounds, we NEED "True Facts about Humans"
    ok maybe we don't "need" it, but it might be funny in the slightest.

      JRMCNEA 2 years ago

      We have it. It's called TheXvid comment section. More weirder than Zefrank videos.

    • Lumessa
      Lumessa 2 years ago

      Did you watch his "Are you human?"- Test on TED talks?

    • Arkylie
      Arkylie 2 years ago

      I believe you want "Humans Are Space Orcs":
      And yes, I would love to see ZeFrank do something with material like this. I don't even care how he approaches it, the whole idea is just too hilarious.

    • Mama Pink
      Mama Pink 2 years ago

      @E Cat 😂😂😂

    • Zack Toor
      Zack Toor 2 years ago

      @A1 Marine

  • Cosmos Coach
    Cosmos Coach 2 years ago +286

    My girlfriend doesn't like these videos. This is the first time in our eight year relationship that I can say she is definitely wrong...

    • Sally-Anne Strawberry
      Sally-Anne Strawberry Year ago +1

      If I was just starting a relationship an they didn't find zefranks stuff amusing... I'd definitely become "unavailable" to them 😋

    • RGMerkel
      RGMerkel Year ago

      @Cosmos Coach Good choice my friend!

    • Hope Papernacky
      Hope Papernacky Year ago

      I don’t like the mating dance videos as much as the other ones, I just don’t think they’re very funny but I do like the voiceovers

    • Silford
      Silford Year ago +1

      @bafooligan imagine not being able to detect sarcasm

    • Demonic
      Demonic Year ago +1

      Cosmos Coach you go man XD

  • Ian Harac
    Ian Harac Year ago +1

    You gotta love how she's grazing through the whole thing. That's like having your partner texting during sex.

  • Remblie Kain
    Remblie Kain 2 years ago

    This was hysterical I loved it my favorite part was the song thank you for including a link to the song in the description.

  • Mad Lib
    Mad Lib 2 years ago

    I truly don't understand why this channel doesn't have ads. It's awesome, hilarious and unique

  • AnnaDraconida
    AnnaDraconida 2 years ago +674

    I believe Zefrank has just written the next Bruno Mars hit.

    • Garret Mangio
      Garret Mangio 24 days ago

      666th like 🤘

    • Leo Brad
      Leo Brad 2 years ago +2

      Funny, I got a Robin Thick vibe from that song

  • VK's ASDgaming
    VK's ASDgaming Year ago +1

    It started as parody of Sir Richard Attenborough and quickly went to downright bizarre and hilarious. She kept their erotic encounter as strictly business of biological compulsion.

  • Nameless
    Nameless 2 years ago

    God i'm so damn glad you're back doing these!

  • Shelly Bean
    Shelly Bean 2 years ago

    Omg this song has been stuck in my head for 3 days now. Thanks! Lol
    For real this needs to be a longer song. I've watched this thing like 52 times. 50 wasn't enough so I had to watch it 2 more times just because it's that good 🤣🤣🤣

  • Jason Desper
    Jason Desper 2 years ago

    Holy... i laughed so hard i stretched my neck out. Another classic!

  • David Asylum
    David Asylum 2 years ago +2216

    "If these kids are idiots, I'm going to track you down."- ostrich with offspring

  • Afrodite 14
    Afrodite 14 6 months ago +1

    This is one of the best videos on the internet. It deserves a billion views

  • eCouchPotatoe
    eCouchPotatoe Year ago

    I feel like I need an extended version of the song.... I think there's something wrong with me 😂

  • Apollo & The Sun
    Apollo & The Sun 2 years ago +42

    That was a flight of the Conchords level mating song.

    • g halv
      g halv 11 months ago

      Lol! I instantly looked up if this was a FOC crossover.

  • Ben Coombs
    Ben Coombs 2 years ago

    I've watched this at least a dozen times and I laugh every time

  • Spicy Trash Panda
    Spicy Trash Panda 2 years ago +2140

    On today's edition of things you can't unsee "Ostrich Porn: the Musical"

  • Rpht tech
    Rpht tech 2 years ago

    I just started singing this to my cat who reached her head out for chin scritches. She purred SO LOUD and looked SO HAPPY! I stopped singing and the purr got quiet.

  • Mistie Dawn
    Mistie Dawn 2 years ago

    Omg Zefrank has got to do a whole true facts on bird mating dances!! Dude seriously would be the best thing ever created 😂😂😂

  • Herb Derbler
    Herb Derbler Year ago +2

    I will be severely disappointed if aliens aren't watching us and writing funny songs for all the absolutely ridiculous things humans do to attract each other.

  • Hit Rapper and Artist Dababy

    I challenge anyone currently in a relationship to start singing this song while doing da thang with your girl/boyfriend

  • Tyler Sawyer
    Tyler Sawyer 2 years ago

    I had to re watch this at least a dozen times already. Maybe we get a full version of the song?

  • The Triptastic Team
    The Triptastic Team 2 years ago

    Zefrank your musical skills are unparalleled my man

  • NekoD -1311
    NekoD -1311 2 years ago

    Her voice acting was so good, the ending was awesome XD .

  • soradman68
    soradman68 2 years ago

    Fuckin' love it. Genius piece of music. Didn't even realize Zefrank could sing so well. I'm just glad there were no "bleeps".

  • ZapX
    ZapX 2 years ago +1351

    I like how the female walks away like she’s depressed af

    • Bethany Davis
      Bethany Davis 2 years ago

      @Eliseo202 Porn stars don't interest me. At least real peaple, that is. It always seems like they're playing it up by a lot, bad plot(if any included), and over reactions.
      Not to mention the other stuff they add....

    • Eliseo202
      Eliseo202 2 years ago +3

      @Jesus Walks nah, porn is a job and many porn stars don't enjoy the sex. It's a chore in many cases

    • ferrer65
      ferrer65 2 years ago

      More like disappointed. Lol

    • Xharia
      Xharia 2 years ago

      IKR OK oh its not??? I havnt been doing it wrong all these years....
      Ahem i mean ya ofc its not normal who would ever do that and i can see your point

  • RTDJ7580
    RTDJ7580 2 years ago

    That was hilarious! I love your videos!

  • jeremybr2020
    jeremybr2020 2 years ago +3

    The only problem I ever have with zefrank1's videos is that they're SO DAMN SHORT!! I could watch hours of zefrank dammit! lol

  • Regent Voo
    Regent Voo 2 years ago

    He seriously outdid himself this time. Love the song 😍😂

  • I’ll do it tmr
    I’ll do it tmr 2 years ago

    If this makes it to Spotify I would be very surprised 😂

    ANTER 2 years ago +2371

    "If these kids are idiots I'm gonna track you down" lol

    • InsularesHDxo
      InsularesHDxo 2 years ago +1

      Blackbirds Photography 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • Newer Republic
      Newer Republic 2 years ago +1

      There’s no point in hiding now. Women can smell fear.

    • Grenadine_09
      Grenadine_09 2 years ago +6

      Actually, males do care for the babies, so she is definitely going to hunt him now.

    • Sheepless
      Sheepless 2 years ago +9

      kids = bebbehs

    • 10RexTheWolf01
      10RexTheWolf01 2 years ago +12

      So what you're saying is....there is a possible 2nd date?

  • Neil Tugby
    Neil Tugby 2 years ago

    First time I've laughed for a long time thanks cheered me up . Needed it as my new born is in hospital so not really feeling it

  • Joanna Beese
    Joanna Beese 2 years ago +3

    I fear I may get an email from HR for maniacally giggling at an ostrich mating video while at work but so worth it.

  • rageoftyrael
    rageoftyrael 2 years ago +4

    I love these songs! I'd love to see as many as possible, lol

  • bodoti qwiu
    bodoti qwiu 2 years ago

    Zefrank's upload schedule is an enigma of uncertainty and only he decides when to upload and ultimately decides the content. That's how the Zefrank do.

  • SvenT23
    SvenT23 2 years ago +1025

    "Inside the mind of the Dstrich"
    He's not kidding, he really spells it with a capital D.

    • thewiseturtle
      thewiseturtle 2 years ago +2

      @Doofus_ow I presumed it was osDrich

    • Kill Dozer
      Kill Dozer 2 years ago +5

      I mean, it does have one, as you can see. He's among the 3% of birds along with the duck.

    • Garret Mangio
      Garret Mangio 2 years ago +26

      Because how an ostrich dooooo.

    • Doofus_ow
      Doofus_ow 2 years ago +8


  • Elizabee Buzzbuzz
    Elizabee Buzzbuzz 2 years ago +3

    Ze, you are one of my favorite people on the internet. Love, a Sports Racer.