What Would You Do If Given Immortality But Were Sent Back 3000 Years.

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  • Published on May 16, 2019
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  • Jason Agagon
    Jason Agagon 27 days ago

    Fall in love with the woman but don’t tell her about immortality. Reveal it to her later

  • No Name
    No Name Month ago

    i was thinking if you waited until ur birth to see if another you appeared if then the same thing will happen to the other you and create an army of you's or i would wait until the me is the same age then kill them and pose as the you of that time then repeat the ability of rewinding time

  • Ben Berkebile
    Ben Berkebile Month ago

    Absolutely not things sucked 3000 years ago also eternity alone would suck

  • Cash Fredricks
    Cash Fredricks Month ago

    Two words: Global Domination.

  • scott wood
    scott wood 2 months ago

    Dame that last one that was good

  • I Am Orange Juice
    I Am Orange Juice 2 months ago +1

    Stop taking so slow please.

  • Sir Vincent
    Sir Vincent 2 months ago +1

    I'd use my knowledge of the modern day to make more advanced stuff to make my modern time more advanced

  • Godspeed
    Godspeed 2 months ago +3

    That last story was deep as hell, low-key wasn't ready for it

    • Ethan M
      Ethan M 2 months ago +2

      Could be made into a pretty good novel or even series if the author was good.

    • Matthew Trejo
      Matthew Trejo 2 months ago

      Agree

  • marcus bass
    marcus bass 2 months ago +1

    If I was immortal I would wait an see what new animal comes to the top of the food chain or just search for aliens and discover new world since I cant age while traveling forever in a space ship, they say they could get people to those super world but they would die before they get there that wont be a problem for me and it would be so cool to explore and it might never end, I'll call it my immortal space travels

  • Gagale Games
    Gagale Games 2 months ago +1

    The idea of time being a path that could split into branches is best if talking about time travel. Because otherwise you would probably delete yourself from existence.

  • Co re
    Co re 3 months ago

    I'd wait it out then live as a marine soldier

  • taco cat
    taco cat 3 months ago +2

    There are only ten minutes and 55 seconds without the long (but good) story. That's nearly half of the video!

  • Bismarck
    Bismarck 3 months ago +1

    Bruh the guy wrote an entire fucking book lmao thats good might get some inspiration

  • Zeros
    Zeros 3 months ago +1

    The only way I would accept that is if:
    1.- My immortality consisted in Deadpool-like regeneration, because if I was invulnerable people would notice it pretty quickly.
    2.- I could control the rate of my regeneration. Because it's fine if I instantly regenerate from a wound no one saw, but they would notice it if someone saw me take a huge amount of damage but then they see me walking just fine the next day. If someone saw that I was injured, I would regenerate just enough to not die and then heal at a normal rate.
    3.- Have a way to die. Because it would be amazing to experience so many things for so many years, but I know it would eventually become living hell, and having a way to die will become essential.

  • opwindpixel
    opwindpixel 3 months ago

    The man on the hill who never ageis

  • John Doe
    John Doe 3 months ago +1

    As little as possible to not feck up history.

  • The Blasian
    The Blasian 3 months ago

    Let's use Endgame time travel rules

  • The Queenorsomething
    The Queenorsomething 4 months ago

    How about I never age so that I can't die of old age, but I can be killed with fire or extreme heat yet nothing else. I don't want to live forever. I need to be able to die, to end. Or perhaps I am put back 3,000 years and won't die until I progress 3,000 years and then start to age.

  • Zach Haly
    Zach Haly 4 months ago +4

    I feel like I’m losing brain cells foreal listening to you

    • Axle Gallardo
      Axle Gallardo Month ago

      @Best Posts That last reddit post got me. Thank you for taking your sweet time to find it and read it.
      And don't you mind these hating neanderthals. Keep it up bruh!

    • Best Posts
      Best Posts  4 months ago +1

      Lmao sorry bruh

  • Lana Jig-maker
    Lana Jig-maker 4 months ago +2

    Write and record everything. As a black woman...i should say no, but sure. I would...
    Invest in all those companies, that turned out to be successful, in their infancy. Try to stop the murders of well known cases.

  • KnellosaurLP
    KnellosaurLP 4 months ago +2

    You talk too slow

    • Best Posts
      Best Posts  4 months ago

      Figured, I'll speed it up for the next vids

  • Zirt D
    Zirt D 4 months ago +10

    it all depends on what kind of immortality will be granted.
    if it's just eternal youth but still be able to be murdered like in Highlander, then count me out. 3000 years ago you will be killed by wild animals the first time you attempt to hunt for food.
    if i additionally get invulnerability (can't receive physical damage, as in blunt force or slashes) than i will think REALLLY hard about it. cuz i dont want to spend eternity buried in a cement shoe underwater and constantly drowning!
    if i get additionally superpowers like basic super strength and speed - HELLS YES PLZ!
    there are very many other different types of immortality...

    • ToxaYT
      ToxaYT Month ago

      you will probably manifest some type of super speed and strenght figuring out speed and practicing. Consider yourself a god when at 2000 lol

  • ANEX
    ANEX 4 months ago +2

    Would rather text to speech tbh, I can't stand any video with human commentary. But I suppose I can always mute the video.

    • ANEX
      ANEX 4 months ago +1

      @Best Posts wtf that's so stupid!!!!

    • Best Posts
      Best Posts  4 months ago

      @ANEX In the content guidelines it has a section about not using robotic voices.

    • ANEX
      ANEX 4 months ago

      @Best Posts how do the videos get demonitized? Does the algorithm mess up because of the text to speech bot?

    • Best Posts
      Best Posts  4 months ago

      Me too lol, it's way easier, but alas the almighty youtube will demonitize it.

  • SneakyEnchalada
    SneakyEnchalada 4 months ago +3

    I would accept, and I would lay dormant until 0AD, at which point I would kill Jesus (which is possible because he never had big boy powers) and I would pretend to be Jesus and claim all the future religion, being constantly living as I’m immortal and have the worlds literal true religion based around me. I would then be ruler of the world and do whatever I want including stay up past my bedtime to play fortnite (lol jk I’d kill a few thousand people idk)

  • City Nights Vaporwave
    City Nights Vaporwave 4 months ago +1

    Pleb: oh yeah if you were immortal back then they would treat you as a king!
    Reality: you get kidnapped and thrown into a torture dungeon

    • Cash Fredricks
      Cash Fredricks Month ago

      You could kill the people that try to kill you and then overthrow the government.

    • Anonymous
      Anonymous 3 months ago

      natan kol I see your a man of long reply’s as well

    • natan kol
      natan kol 3 months ago

      @Anonymous i wouldnt affect history at all untill 1612, where i would force the king of Poland to send his son to Russia immediatly after the capture of Moscow which would allow us to control Russia.(idc how i would force him to do it, either by bribing him or threatening to kill his whole family, as long as he does it.) After 4hag i would abolish the king and the ideology and instead implement an absolute monarchy, this would give us full control over the center of the earth(east europe, west asia). Then become the king and lead the Winged hussars to global domination muahahahaha


      *eu4 intinsifies*
      (But seriously who would be stupid enough to try to fight against us if that happened. Entire armies already fled the battlefield when thw winged hussars were seen in the area even without my changes, so with thwm no one would stand against us muahahaha:P)

    • Anonymous
      Anonymous 3 months ago

      Well that matters if you play your cards right maybe you can prepare and get like a sword or something a gun wouldn’t be a good option because what would you do if you ran out of bullets

    • natan kol
      natan kol 4 months ago

      @City Nights Vaporwave do not let this kind of boring technology get invented. Stick to the fun old ways, butchering them with a melee weapon. Assasimate anyone who tries to invent somethin like muszkets :D

  • I am stonks
    I am stonks 4 months ago +3

    Omg i-is it human?

  • Rafael Gonzalez
    Rafael Gonzalez 4 months ago +2

    Build a civilization in the Americas and conquer the world, a new world order with no borders. One specie, one civilization, one language, one religion, one government, one planet.

  • darius reedo
    darius reedo 4 months ago +1

    Well, with this immortality. I have several mobiles. I can generate parts of my body or all. I have youth of the age of 23. I have muscle mass that is twice as strong as a normal human. Perfect shape. I can still have children.
    During my time on the planet. I will gain a unlimited amount of information to create a new world. A empire for the purpose of human evolution. I will have 13 children. First generation can live only 3000 years, but lifespan is cut 5% of each new generation. Then will stop aging at 23 but becomes human after 3000 years then will continue to age as a human again. The only way to have the same immortality of me is for my children is to drink the pure blood of immortality.
    The humans will learn about my immortal gene and gain immortality in 6000 years. Humans population will be 11 billion by 4500 then 2 billion by 4600 on the planet earth. Humans will travel the stars and other planets by 4596.

  • Breanna Hidalgo
    Breanna Hidalgo 4 months ago

    Kill Hitler and the marque de sade, and find out what's in a black hole

  • Leslie Johnson
    Leslie Johnson 4 months ago +3

    You sound like you're on downers or something. not a huge fan

    • Watson
      Watson 2 months ago

      @Best Posts Psychedelics please

    • Best Posts
      Best Posts  4 months ago +3

      Thanks brah, ill take some uppers for the next batch of videos!

  • Xion Memoria
    Xion Memoria 4 months ago

    I'm a female, that's basically 3000 years of guaranteed burning at the stake and rape. Especially in Alabama where corpses now have more rights than women once again.

  • Jasmine London
    Jasmine London 4 months ago +3

    NO! I'm black and a woman, no thanks.

    • Cash Fredricks
      Cash Fredricks Month ago

      You could have started the civil rights movement 3000 years ago. Your immortal so you could storm a government building and protest no prob.

    • Mrs. Schooling
      Mrs. Schooling 3 months ago

      Same lol.

  • Aa Animations
    Aa Animations 4 months ago +3

    Love the new voice keep it please

  • PetRat Productions
    PetRat Productions 4 months ago +22

    I really like this new voice, it took me a few stories to get used to it but I really like it now!

  • SlideRulePirate
    SlideRulePirate 4 months ago +18

    Damn straight 'take it'.
    Live the rest of forever plus 3000year bonus. Hand it over!!!

    • Ben Berkebile
      Ben Berkebile Month ago +1

      SlideRulePirate trillions of years have passed and your sanity died long ago like the rest of humanity. Everyone you’ve ever loved is dead and all that’s left of the universe is you. Have fun with an eternity of just you.

  • MountainRain
    MountainRain 4 months ago +2

    No

  • Fishy_Tacos1
    Fishy_Tacos1 4 months ago +3

    I'd also look into aliens, I will prove there existence

  • walfos Marshall
    walfos Marshall 4 months ago +10

    Yes and raise an army of slightly evolved rats

  • Fishy_Tacos1
    Fishy_Tacos1 4 months ago +6

    Hell yeah, id learn what actually happened during it because history changes based on perception, I also wouldn't get close to anyone just because they'll die and you won't so you'll live in sadness but also in loneliness, maybe if I need someone id start my own little cult and maybe be queen of cats. You know the dream

  • S C
    S C 4 months ago +16

    Speak faster

  • Miserek
    Miserek 4 months ago +4

    talk to the aliens

  • Miserek
    Miserek 4 months ago +15

    make a ton of money colonizing america way early

  • BiG boAH Arthur Morgan
    BiG boAH Arthur Morgan 4 months ago +6

    I see no god up here... other than D1a

  • PetRat Productions
    PetRat Productions 4 months ago +79

    WOAH ITS GOT A HUMAN VOICE