True Facts: Macaques

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  • Published on Jun 24, 2020
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    Thanks to Dr. Erin Riley, Dr. Kathryn Devaney,
    and Dr. Lauren Brent for their time helping
    me with research.

    Cédric Sueur & Marie Pelé
    shot the wonderful sequences on
    Kōjima Island. They have an
    incredible book on Snow Monkeys
    which you can find at:
    www.issekinicho.fr
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    on their YT channel:
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    Macaque Stone Tools Footage from
    "Technological Response of Wild Macaques (Macaca fascicularis) to Anthropogenic Change
    by Lydia V. Luncz, Magdalena S. Svensson, Michael Haslam, Suchinda Malaivijitnond,
    Tomos Proffitt & Michael Gumert"
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Comments • 4 486

  • The Thought Emporium
    The Thought Emporium Year ago +4792

    "Marriage? But papa would never allow it. Elope? But what about the zombies?" That, was the moment I lost it. I think that was the funniest line since "give me a kernel of corn and lets play butt hole pachinko". I fuckin love these and have for years. I'm so glad you're making them again.

    • LavakumarAC Lava
      LavakumarAC Lava 6 months ago

      Right. Contact through massages please.. Tq.

    • LavakumarAC Lava
      LavakumarAC Lava 6 months ago

      Facts of humanbeings... Massage me.. Tq.

    • Niles Merrell
      Niles Merrell 9 months ago

      Why does that sound like a show I would watch 🤣

    • Moxie Quan
      Moxie Quan Year ago +2

      That whole video was funny.. I laughed from beginning to end.

    • MinutemanSam
      MinutemanSam Year ago

      I swear he got that line from Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies.

  • Vintage Thrifter
    Vintage Thrifter Year ago +312

    In 1972, over 100 Snow Monkeys were brought to a sanctuary in Texas. Somehow they adapted to the new environment and survived. Today there are over 600. One of the things that they came up with was an entirely new warning sound/cry for rattlesnake.

    • Ester Grant
      Ester Grant 13 days ago +2

      i too live in texas and have a warning cry for rattlesnake. it goes something like this “OH SHIT!” then a slow but panicky backwards walk

    • TMS 2000
      TMS 2000 2 months ago +4

      Same happened in FL, not Snow macaques, but they formed troops and are deep in numbers now.

    • Dexter4life00
      Dexter4life00 3 months ago +14

      "Theres a snake in muh boot"
      "Sharon, get me my gun"

    • steve smith
      steve smith 3 months ago +11

      Damn it texas

    • just a smøl tøwn gir
      just a smøl tøwn gir 5 months ago +21

      That’s neat

  • Water Under The Bridge
    Water Under The Bridge Year ago +2420

    I like how we named what’s basically the Macaque Einstein after potatoes

    • 鬼いちゃんww
      鬼いちゃんww 16 days ago

      @nikko validor little war boots*
      He hated that name too, who knows, imon just got tired of the constant harrassment

    • svampebob007
      svampebob007 Month ago +1

      @organicleaf
      That's what Iw as going to comment except say in Norwegian (Nynorsk).
      Though if you Google translate Ein stein in German, google knows best, google knows all, and it corrects it to Einstein (people)
      While in Norwegian it does not, because Norway is a conspiracy :)

    • Stacie Mohler
      Stacie Mohler 3 months ago

      7:55

    • Bruno
      Bruno 5 months ago +1

      @Atman Gotango They knew how to live life fully

    • organicleaf
      organicleaf 7 months ago +8

      the irony is that "einstein" means "one rock" in german

  • Glenn Bowman Jr.
    Glenn Bowman Jr. 11 months ago +480

    After all the stuff Potato discovered, I'm slightly surprised it didn't notice "If you leave a few grains in the dirt, it makes more grains" and invent macaque agriculture.

    • 鬼いちゃんww
      鬼いちゃんww 16 days ago

      @Moritz R squirels do that too, when they forget

    • svampebob007
      svampebob007 Month ago +1

      that's what I was thinking though grain won't grow in salty sand...
      but what I was hoping for/still hoping for is that they learn to leave the potatoes in the hot spring for a period and discover "cooking" in theory they would spend less time breaking it down and get more energy out of those cooked potatoes, then maybe one of them will try cooking the grains and make a porridge.
      That would be like watching our ancestor master cooking.

    • abby dabby
      abby dabby 3 months ago +2

      Might also be an instant gratification thing. Why wait awhile for more grain when you can just eat the grain that is regularly brought to you. growing fruit, veggies, and grains is hard work; i always forget this when i decide to garden every spring

    • emotional_support_ghost
      emotional_support_ghost 3 months ago +1

      look into fungus farming ants, some even farm aphids

    • StuBassPhilly
      StuBassPhilly 4 months ago +4

      I would so want that to be called macaquericulture.

  • Jack Bradley
    Jack Bradley Year ago +180

    it’s crazy to think that our existence relies on a single monkey like potato. They did things differently and now we exist. life’s wild

    • Jp the pug
      Jp the pug 16 days ago

      @鬼いちゃんww potato

    • 鬼いちゃんww
      鬼いちゃんww 16 days ago

      @Jp the pug imagine if potato

    • Jp the pug
      Jp the pug 7 months ago +5

      @MidnightDStroyer imagine if they manage to make high voltage with the potatoes learning faster than us then they will think we are the dumb ones

    • MidnightDStroyer
      MidnightDStroyer Year ago +14

      If they ever figure out how to turn those potatoes into low-yield batteries, we hoomanz iz all screwed.

  • Alberta Malachi
    Alberta Malachi Year ago +4072

    Imo: _washes potatoes, creates condiments_
    Researchers: "Interesting."
    Imo: _uses water as a sieve and cleaning agent_
    Researcher: "Innovative."
    Imo: _creates stone tools_
    Researchers: "Wait. Hold up."
    Imo: _creates fire_
    Researchers: "Uhm..."
    Imo: _creates language, social stratification, and Macaque mythos_
    Researchers: "Uh oh! What do we do? Oh! Let's give them a hot tub in winter!"
    Imo: _chills in hot tub, stops inventing_
    Researchers: "Phew! That was close."
    Imo: _learns about thermodynamics, nuclear fusion, and dimensional probabilities while in the tub_
    Researchers: "Oh no!"

    • 鬼いちゃんww
      鬼いちゃんww 16 days ago

      @Alias Fakename they knew that the fire was stuck in the rock, so they kept trying to release it

    • 鬼いちゃんww
      鬼いちゃんww 16 days ago

      @Neikrodent that's why they make salty potatoes, not nuclear bomba

    • 鬼いちゃんww
      鬼いちゃんww 16 days ago

      @Neikrodent boy, they already have the thinky thinky parts

    • Angie Wallis
      Angie Wallis Month ago

      Imo in the tub: "Eureka!" x'D

    • freeze32007
      freeze32007 3 months ago

      Hahaha best comment yet

  • Nathan Akbar
    Nathan Akbar Year ago +3519

    I forgot about this channel and searched “sarcastic animal commentator” and found the channel i wanted

    • Martha Stewart
      Martha Stewart 5 months ago

      What a great vid! I love the commentator's sense of humor. I laughed till I was crying. Where have you been all my life? Thank you.

    • zeuanimals
      zeuanimals 7 months ago +1

      The writers should write Airplane 3. Then they can go punz blazing.

    • Bethany Johnson
      Bethany Johnson 7 months ago +1

      Ze frank is so much more than that

    • Beach Girl
      Beach Girl 7 months ago

      Any path. It worked! Please watch the duck and the frog and the sea creatures. His content is gold.

  • Rizqi Ramadhan
    Rizqi Ramadhan Year ago +959

    Is this the Artic Monkeys everyone's been talking about

    • Roxy
      Roxy 22 days ago

      @Kelsey Williams Sad to see them go (RIP Imō :c)

    • Kelsey Williams
      Kelsey Williams 6 months ago +4

      @Brief Anger if these monkeys go both ways

    • Brief Anger
      Brief Anger 7 months ago +9

      Do you wanna know?

    • Fred
      Fred 10 months ago +2

      @Sergeant_Chris no artic

  • VocalEdgeTV
    VocalEdgeTV Year ago +47

    “Pride and prejudice and zombies “reference… How is he so brilliant. Even his sponsorship placement was so good I didn’t zip through it.

  • Lashonda Johnson
    Lashonda Johnson Year ago +704

    “They both want the pipe again. Not a euphemism”🤣

    • Grace
      Grace 3 months ago +1

      Wooo, 666th like! 😂😈

    • Allan Song
      Allan Song Year ago +6

      Pipelaying laying on a pipe.

  • ice the irken
    ice the irken Year ago +533

    "No; it's too long to be mahcock."
    "Jerry don't do that. Leave Macaca where it was; don't play with it."

  • RNE-001
    RNE-001 Year ago +166

    Surprise how he hasn't made a true facts about dolphins yet

    • Dank Torvosaurus
      Dank Torvosaurus 3 months ago

      @Yandere Venom I’d imagine so. In True Facts: the Pangolin Posse, towards the end there’s a callback to a Dolphin episode

    • Yandere Venom
      Yandere Venom 3 months ago

      @Dank Torvosaurus removed?! for what?! 😮 TheXvid’s censoring or… ?

    • Dank Torvosaurus
      Dank Torvosaurus 3 months ago

      I think he has, but it was probably removed

    • Yandere Venom
      Yandere Venom 5 months ago +2

      Wolves too!

  • Micah
    Micah Year ago +492

    "Its too long to be macaque"
    That is a most brilliant subtle joke ive ever heard

  • chinitonamoreno
    chinitonamoreno Year ago +27

    "Marriage!? But papa wouldn't allow it"
    "Elope?"
    Sounds melodramatic, straight from Romeo and Juliet, then then came, "but what about the zombies?" Ahaha

  • catterbitd
    catterbitd Year ago +9668

    "It's too long be be mahcock" probably one of the funniest jokes I've heard on this channel

    • Beth Coleman
      Beth Coleman 3 months ago

      I like “you soup” killed me!!!

    • Mark Sullivan
      Mark Sullivan 4 months ago

      @BbrokenRonin 1 lol I feel like "yet not so bold" could be an alternate definition too "subtle" haha.

    • Jason Spittz
      Jason Spittz 10 months ago

      I rather for it to be mahcock than antcock lol 🤭

    • Logans Bub
      Logans Bub 10 months ago +1

      Caught me so off guard 🤣🤣

  • Shivangi Singh
    Shivangi Singh Year ago +5

    I'm so happy to see this. Give it a million years and macaques might be the new society.

  • Big Dream
    Big Dream Year ago +82

    Seriously: what sadistic person thought mixing the wheat into the sand was a good idea?!

    • Big Dream
      Big Dream 3 months ago +3

      @Rusty Jones 🤔 I wonder if it was someone who'd been fired from one of those Japanese gameshows...

    • Rusty Jones
      Rusty Jones 3 months ago

      Japanese researchers

  • Ilya Bulgak
    Ilya Bulgak 11 months ago +158

    “Look up a picture of a dictionary inside of a moron and you will find me” 😂😂😂

  • Suzanne Barker
    Suzanne Barker Year ago +35

    Dude you are truly a genius. Thank you for these.... I just discovered them recently and you have TRULY made this bastard of a year better. 🤗🥰🥳😘

  • ayakoholic
    ayakoholic Year ago +98

    I was fortunate enough to vacation in Japan a few years ago, and up by Chuzenji Lake there were a lot of signs warning about aggressive macaques. Apparently they'd learned that people carried food in white plastic bags and occasionally attacked people carrying them. The sign concluded with the polite but rather ominous line in English, "Some troubles occurred in this area."

  • Arthimetes
    Arthimetes Year ago +508

    I swear Zefrank's voice sounds like a white morgan freeman

    • PV
      PV 6 months ago

      @Jane E Smith Phrasing.

    • MinutemanSam
      MinutemanSam 7 months ago +3

      @Cody Allen The first True Facts was about Hedgehogs.

    • originalscottfree
      originalscottfree 7 months ago +5

      @Cody Allen I thought he started with Sad Cat Diaries?

    • Cody Allen
      Cody Allen 11 months ago +46

      Well he got his start with true facts about Morgan Freeman and it kind of evolved from there so yeah, that's kind of the point

  • arshawiir
    arshawiir Year ago +13

    Cracking up and fascination is the two things that happen to me when I watch your videos. Humans don't usually exhibit these two behaviors simultaneously!
    You're a genius sir.

  • Matt Salter
    Matt Salter Year ago +25

    "Look up a picture of a dictionary inside of a moron and you'll find me." That is the most elegantly brutal burn I have ever received and it wasn't even meant for me. Well done.

  • Drake Magnum
    Drake Magnum Year ago +4

    Please never leave us again Zefrank. You produce a valuable resource on this grumpy planet.

  • Kimberly N.
    Kimberly N. Year ago +122

    LOL..'you know how your father went to go get ciggarettes and never came back? I'm telling you know to go get ciggaretts now.' OMG, Priceless!

    • Harley
      Harley 7 months ago +1

      "YeAH?"

  • Mark Kmiecik
    Mark Kmiecik Year ago +255

    If school was this entertaining everyone in the country would be a genius.

    • Sergeant Shultz
      Sergeant Shultz Year ago +1

      @fumikumi alright genius, it's one of three primarily English speaking countries. there, narrowed it down for ya.

    • fumikumi
      fumikumi Year ago +2

      In the country? What country genius?

  • Gineen Cooper
    Gineen Cooper Year ago +2

    awesomely hilarious as always. i'd like to know how those researchers keep the study macaques from totally switching to dependence on sweet potatoes and wheat kernels. stupid humans.

  • JVSM
    JVSM Year ago +40

    "even a small injury can lead to death because they havent invented doctors yet" 😂

    • Emily Janet
      Emily Janet 10 months ago +1

      Give Imo's descendents some time, they're working on it

  • Tonya
    Tonya 6 months ago +1

    Bravo I absolutely love how you narrated this clip. Very informative and very entertaining. Thank you

  • 0DeathTheKid15
    0DeathTheKid15 Year ago +22

    " Butt-Violence is dangerous..Sorry, BUT Violence is dangerous. Jerry we have to proofread this!"
    ........
    " They are also very good at communicating with there feces, Sorry, faces. Jerry!"
    I lost it at that part XD

  • metalgeek01
    metalgeek01 Year ago +1

    Honestly would love if you did one about frogs or toad, even more so on the giant pixie grog. 🐸

  • Hulé Warren ;p
    Hulé Warren ;p Year ago +1

    Ever since I found this dude I been binging his videos😂😂 this is a genius mix of animal documentaries and comedy

  • Peekamoo
    Peekamoo Year ago +3107

    I will never get tired of hearing him say "behbes"

  • Bill Mankin
    Bill Mankin Year ago +22

    "Science word for taint." I had to pause to stop laughing. Twice, cuz, yeah I went back to hear that again. So glad to see you making new content - better than ever!

  • Dave
    Dave Year ago +5

    I just found this channel and it's addictively hilarious. In this one, the part where one of them pees in the water had me laughing so hard I had to pause the video while I soaked the tears from my eyes.

  • Dori Weishaar
    Dori Weishaar Year ago +1

    Thanks frank, as usual you make me laugh every time !! We can all use more humor these days that's for sure !!

  • Acyutananda das
    Acyutananda das Year ago +1

    I've just discovered Zefranks vids. Laughing my tits off. XD
    Interesting, entertaining, AND educational. If I had a company you'd be hired, but you probably wouldn't want to work for me, coz all I do while waiting for the apocalypse is watch vids like this making fun of weird earthlings.

  • Tomne Merl
    Tomne Merl Year ago +2

    Well done my friend, well done. I love this stuff... so petty yet gratifying

  • Biju Sukumaran
    Biju Sukumaran Year ago +3

    Every creature has it's own knowledge and beauty. This video gives us the almighty's art in the nature canvas.

  • Onyx Raze
    Onyx Raze Year ago +3

    "I swear, Look at the picture of a dictionary inside of a moron and you'll find me" This man is an absolute legend.

  • Eb theDoc
    Eb theDoc Year ago +2

    I always love ZeFrank’s informative persiflages. Hilarious!
    And I’m quite certain his French is parfait!

  • Eric Lyna
    Eric Lyna 10 months ago +4

    HOW am I just finding this series? These are HILARIOUS.

  • adaywithaleks
    adaywithaleks Year ago +1

    Awe I had no idea the people living there built them more jacuzzi like tubs! That's super sweet. Amazing .

  • Josh Riley
    Josh Riley Year ago +2

    2:14 is my favorite part by FAR, I can't stop replaying it!

  • D Shepherd
    D Shepherd Month ago

    My stomach hurts from laughing so hard. This one is another gem! Ty for continuing to bring us these my guy.

  • Ben Brown
    Ben Brown Year ago +957

    "Even a small injury can lead to death, because they haven't invented doctors yet"
    - zefrank 2020

  • Mark Sullivan
    Mark Sullivan Year ago +2

    "it's tricky right? That could be a nose." Lol I also find it funny how you get such a kick out of watching animals walk in rewind. The hippo's were hilarious.

  • jmortj5 DirtyMort10en

    @zefrank1 I would love to see what you come up with for this little guy. I just came across it in my travels through the inter-webs and when I heard the technical name, I instantly thought of you. The Leaf Sheep, Leaf Slug...
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Costasiella_kuroshimae

  • Idek urmom
    Idek urmom Year ago +12

    I can’t believe I don’t have to pay to watch this masterpiece 😂

  • Blaise Herring
    Blaise Herring 10 months ago +1

    I love how he doesn’t edit the parts where he’s trying not to laugh.

  • Cosmic Dunsparce
    Cosmic Dunsparce Year ago +2803

    Is Jerry okay? He's making a lot of errors here

    • drew camero
      drew camero Year ago

      Has any one ever seen this 'Jerry' guy? Wouldn't that make him an imaginary friend?

    • Martina Dinale
      Martina Dinale Year ago

      Sheeprwer - This.. this is the one ...

    • Sum Gue
      Sum Gue Year ago +1

      Jerry stoned as f as always smdh 🙄

    • Draiden The HyPE mAn
      Draiden The HyPE mAn Year ago +2

      That’s what quarantine does to you I don’t blame him we all feel it 🤣

    • Cosmic Dunsparce
      Cosmic Dunsparce Year ago +2

      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 plot twist. We are all koalas

  • Moses Chong
    Moses Chong Year ago +5

    2:15 i keep dying at this part XD

    • BP_
      BP_ 10 months ago +1

      Yes lmbooo 🤣😭🤣

  • Peter Verdon
    Peter Verdon Year ago

    OMG!!! Just found this channel a few days ago and love it!! It’s a much needed distraction , it’s educational and provides much needed belly laughs!!! Thank you

  • Tuxedo Bandito
    Tuxedo Bandito Year ago +86

    "Humans who live in colder climates usually keep bitching about it, except for canadians who keep it bunched up." Im canadian lol

  • Debra Miller
    Debra Miller 7 months ago

    This is such an outstanding outrageously funny laugh fest. I love it I love everything little bigger than life funny there is here!

  • DawnfireGalinndan
    DawnfireGalinndan Year ago +1321

    Okay but using salt-water to season your potatoes is kinda cool.

    • 100GTAGUY
      100GTAGUY Year ago +1

      @Amigo21189 I now further understand the reasoning behind the taxonomy of our species

    • Cheese Cracker
      Cheese Cracker Year ago +2

      @Darth Bane ah a religious person. Pretty understandable

    • Shitlord
      Shitlord Year ago +3

      @Darth Bane I do actually understand how evolution works, it's a provable mechanism in nature. Your sin is wrath and you are certainly not going to a paradise.

    • Krystal Myth
      Krystal Myth Year ago

      @Darth Bane You'll be ashes. That's for sure. Don't project.

    • Shitlord
      Shitlord Year ago +1

      @Darth Bane you don't understand how evolution works.

  • Nino Nieman
    Nino Nieman Year ago

    6:06 - funnny reference to Jane Austen-style palaver! The monkey's facial expressions are incredible, no wonder there are so many PhDs based on them.

  • Lusine M
    Lusine M Year ago +1

    What always bothered me, is what happens to these macaques when they come out of the hot tub? How come they don't freeze to death??

  • ANAS K
    ANAS K Year ago

    The last clip had me an inhuman laugh, wasn't expecting that 😅

  • BCB
    BCB 7 months ago

    I always laugh with these videos. Thank you. Love you stuff ❤️

  • A Mad Menace
    A Mad Menace Year ago +354

    you're probably the only channel whose sponsorship portion I'll watch through, you and your voiceovers rock

    • Glitch Xero
      Glitch Xero Year ago

      ZeFrank and Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik are the best in the business when it comes to entertaining sponsor promos.

    • dot
      dot Year ago

      You guys should check out Internet Comment Etiquette sponsorship ads :D

    • Dolphin Expert
      Dolphin Expert Year ago +3

      Internet historian's ads are almost as good as his videos. I think he might make a show about nordvpn man

    • Steven James
      Steven James Year ago

      i hate them but this one felt apart of the show/video.

  • Mr. Maradok
    Mr. Maradok Year ago +2

    I’m surprised you didn’t mention how those snow monkeys figured out how to use vending machines.

  • Vroom Vroom
    Vroom Vroom Year ago

    Ze Frank, I wish you would share your experience as a voiceover artist, cause you are doing an incredible job. I’m wondering if it takes you several takes to make it so sound so natural and what tips or methods do you use to narrate so interestingly? Thanks

  • Frozen Eevee
    Frozen Eevee Year ago

    Monkeys are so smart! It's impressive what some of them have learned to do out in the wild

  • whynot-tomorrow?
    whynot-tomorrow? 7 months ago

    WHAT
    Okay, I know this series is awesome and funny, but the idea of primate culture and seasoning food is straight-up amazing. I am so glad I got to learn about it!

  • Ancient Mars
    Ancient Mars Year ago +3173

    "Get these guys a deep fryer" "Sure, a few may fall in, but that's how I learned to swim"

    • 84Tacos
      84Tacos Year ago

      I haven't laughed so hard to where I've cried in a long, long time.

    • Michele Del Giudice
      Michele Del Giudice Year ago

      @AngusTheBeef it's a great quote. You have to find a good one and be fast about it.

    • JVSM
      JVSM Year ago

      @MzARavenLunatic 😂

    • ALLBLAZING 1
      ALLBLAZING 1 Year ago +2

      I was thrown in that's I learned how to swim that's also how I learn to respect and fear the water and my aunt

  • Kurtis Lawler
    Kurtis Lawler Year ago +1

    I heard the ones in the hot springs never learned to swim under water. But with all the tourists coming to see them. Their young learned how to go under water to get all the food. Not sure how many generations that took.

  • KJ Productions
    KJ Productions Year ago

    Please do one on the Alligator Snapping Turtle, such fascinating creatures

  • schmawesome
    schmawesome 11 months ago +13

    "Butt violence is dangerous"
    🤣🤣🤣
    Jerry totally needs a raise

    • Rocco V
      Rocco V 3 months ago

      This is the second video I've seen with a butt/but joke. Subtle butt, sorry, subtle but hilarious.

  • penny_the_wiser
    penny_the_wiser Year ago

    So funny. I love watching these videos. Changes my mood from😡 to 🤣 instantly

  • Wolf Knight
    Wolf Knight Year ago +604

    Cant wait for the horses one...
    "Next time you feel safe around a horse, just remember they're omnivores."

    • Wolf Knight
      Wolf Knight 10 days ago

      @choculus never said anything about sustaining themselves. Just the fact they are.

    • choculus
      choculus 10 days ago

      I'm pretty sure true omnivory means adaptations to digest both meat and plants. Lots of ungulate herbivores will occasionally eat meat products, like bone marrow, though they do it for the minerals. They could get the equivalent nutrients from a mineral lick. But they can't sustain on meat anyhow.

    • U・ᴥ・U
      U・ᴥ・U 3 months ago

      @Wolf Knight cool so you witnessed a horse desperate enough to eat a chicken and did nothing to help the horse or the chicken.

    • Demonic Engineer
      Demonic Engineer Year ago

      This is all bullshit. Horses are very picky eaters and carefully pick out their food before they chew and swallow.

  • UserOfTheZune
    UserOfTheZune Year ago +1

    These are so entertaining, but also so full of very interesting tidbits!

  • AnnaJane Williams

    Personally I love pandas, and a lot of people say they're useless-
    But I think you should do a True Facts about the Panda.
    I also love all of these videos!

  • Khari Bullock
    Khari Bullock Year ago

    I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! New subscriber now! Thanks for the laughs!

  • Mash709
    Mash709 Year ago

    They're pretty much in a stone age now. It's crazy!

  • ICEBRG COMMANDER
    ICEBRG COMMANDER Year ago +447

    “Meanwhile this one is warming up his noodle on the hot pipe, then she comes along and says ‘I’ll take it al-dente.”
    I’ll never see a spaghetti noodle the same way ever again.

  • Alec Risser
    Alec Risser Year ago

    Very funny and informative! Great wordplay!

  • Colonel Hammerhead

    I've been at that snow monkey park. Honestly quite relaxing and peaceful

  • Sninctbur
    Sninctbur Year ago +2

    When the wheat grains were brought out, I half expected them to learn agriculture and take over humanity.

  • Justin Hayes
    Justin Hayes Year ago

    As it always is with your videos, this one was hilariously educational. Although I must say when I saw you made one about macaques I was really hoping to learn why they're such assholes to their Bebe's? Sequel? Please?

  • Ghost Ophelia
    Ghost Ophelia Year ago +450

    ... I thought for a second that he was going to say that they planted the grains and began a tradition of farming lol

    • 100GTAGUY
      100GTAGUY Year ago

      @Semaj_502 seeing as potatoes are one of the easiest crops to grow relatively quickly and can do quite well in rather poor soils, its possible any bits of potato that may have had an eye forming that might have been dropped in dirt could have propagated via the macaques. Though since they have their potatos delivered they might not know that they grow underground since they don't actually forage for them. It would be interesting to see if they eventually figure it out.

    • Semaj_502
      Semaj_502 Year ago

      Just wait till Imo's great great granddaughter is born. She's gonna learn to plant and farm the grains and deep fry sweet potatoes

    • Azure Marsh
      Azure Marsh Year ago +1

      maybe someday some grain will be lost in the ground and grow and one monkey will make the connection...

    • sean sandhagen
      sean sandhagen Year ago

      That'd be cool as shit

  • Monica Youngblood
    Monica Youngblood 4 months ago

    Educating and hilarious 😂😂 I just love it!!!👍

  • Cotton Candy Sharks

    Thanks for being with us this year ze (:

  • Pamela RS
    Pamela RS Year ago +1

    I'm laughing my ass off, but this was so much good information at once. You tha best

  • Sophia Castaneda
    Sophia Castaneda Year ago

    Please, please, pretty please with a jumbo-sized cherry on top, do one about the Jacana Bird. Those things are beautifully creepy.

  • Sage Wilson
    Sage Wilson Year ago +2929

    “Warming up his noodle and she says ill take it al dente.” Clever asf

    • Elly Gershovich
      Elly Gershovich 11 months ago

      @lizer bernad i know what it actually means, i was talking about the joke...

    • lizer bernad
      lizer bernad 11 months ago +1

      @Elly Gershovich It means firm, or hard.

    • J V
      J V Year ago +1

      "resortsful" YOU SIR ARE THE SMARTEST PERSON WHO EVER LIIIIIIVED. That's what you sound like

    • Mark Whelan
      Mark Whelan Year ago +3

      Most of his jokes are brilliant he is the funniest bloke's I've come across on U Tube I can't not laugh at his jokes and they just keep on rolling along one after another!!! Awesome content.

    • Airotiv
      Airotiv Year ago

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Blu_ Noodles
    Blu_ Noodles Year ago +1

    The last part at the end got me! 😂

  • Dark Noble Son
    Dark Noble Son Year ago +1

    One of the first videos I watched after the great Texas internet and power outage of ‘21. Can’t begin to tell you how much this was sorely needed!!!!😂😂😂😂

  • TMS 2000
    TMS 2000 2 months ago +1

    This dude is HILARIOUS love his commentary

  • NervousBunnyGaming
    NervousBunnyGaming 11 months ago +3

    Calling the smartest monkey in japan “potato” seems quite insulting 😂😂😂😂

  • Stigma Storm
    Stigma Storm Year ago +405

    "Look up a picture of a dictionary inside of a moron and you'll find me."
    Nobel level writing if I ever heard any.

    • Kittitian Gamer
      Kittitian Gamer Year ago +1

      This went right over my head till I found your comment

    • J
      J Year ago +4

      ZeFrank knows best

  • Wendy Marie
    Wendy Marie Year ago +2

    I love this guy!! I can picture Stewie Griffin telling these stories. Oh, can't stop laughing!!!!

  • LKNANML
    LKNANML Year ago

    Once you have watched his videos so much you can narrate along without missing a word turn CC on and watch youtube try and keep up.

  • AnthoTaphos
    AnthoTaphos Year ago +370

    “Butt violence is...*sorry typo* but Violence is...”

    • BlindProduction420
      BlindProduction420 10 months ago +1

      @Clayton Baker yah I’m sure he has a few jokes people don’t catch or appreciate as much as they should

    • Clayton Baker
      Clayton Baker Year ago +15

      "But she sits up, right?
      Sorry. Upright..."
      That one made me laugh too hard.

  • NervousBunnyGaming
    NervousBunnyGaming 11 months ago

    I’ve been to this park it’s like magic. Being so close to nature. There are no bars or fences. You literally walk with the monkeysz

  • SaritaWolf
    SaritaWolf Year ago +191

    I had no idea that the whole “snow macaques use hot springs” thing wasn’t natural, but man-made

    • Muskrat Outdoors
      Muskrat Outdoors Year ago +19

      @recoil53 It's a natural hot spring, just dug out and enlarged by man.

    • m0L3ify
      m0L3ify Year ago +11

      @recoil53 Yes

    • recoil53
      recoil53 Year ago +13

      @Matthijs Noyce So the area has hot springs, but they have their own man made ones?

    • Matthijs Noyce
      Matthijs Noyce Year ago +64

      I mean, they stared doing it on their own. We just gave them a special hot spring just for them so they wouldn't have to use tourist locations. And, in the process, created a new tourist attraction.

  • codeman7055
    codeman7055 Year ago

    Would love to see a true facts on scorpions.

  • Susan Martin
    Susan Martin Year ago

    When you watched the monkeys walking in reminded, it looked like a parade of little pink hearts surrounded in a black fur coats!

  • KNOWTheDark
    KNOWTheDark Year ago

    For anyone who wants to see an incredible and adorable animal that should also be in one of these videos look up a leaf sheep

  • jacob nye
    jacob nye Year ago

    You should do a video for Leap Sheep! They're so cute and... weird looking