House's Diagnoses For An Alien Abduction | House M.D.

  • Published on Jul 17, 2019
  • Seven-year-old Clancy is admitted to the hospital with rectal bleeding, claiming alien abduction. The team runs tests, but when they get inconsistent and contradictory results from the same tests, in addition to finding a metal object in his neck, they are forced to give Clancy's testimony a little more credence.

    Season 3 Episode 2 "Cane and Able"
    Seven-year-old Clancy (Skyler Gisondo) is admitted to the hospital with rectal bleeding, claiming alien abduction. Amidst this, Cuddy and Wilson decide not to tell House the truth about his last case, thinking he will learn some humility, while Cameron is outraged at their actions. When a frustrated House gives up on the boy, Cuddy is forced to re-think her decision to hold back the truth.
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Comments • 413

  • mike smith
    mike smith 4 hours ago

    Damn good cup of coffee and some cherry pie;-)

  • Finnalin
    Finnalin 9 hours ago

    baby skyler gisondo

  • Mallory Sampley
    Mallory Sampley Day ago

    Anything explained the chip?

  • Ranjit Kumar
    Ranjit Kumar Day ago

    Who the hell dislikes this video

  • Literalpervertedloser

    I have a friend who does that too, she cuts her arm to pull a supposed chip, she's schizophrenic.

  • Pengulin Productions
    Pengulin Productions 2 days ago +3

    The name ,chimerism sounds cool and is a great reference to greek mythology

  • Zanodia
    Zanodia 4 days ago +1

    Is chimerism the final diagnoses? If it is, I actually got it right.

  • Eclipsol
    Eclipsol 4 days ago +1

    Plan my funeral because i am NOT having a needle go through my eye

  • Olivia Edmundson
    Olivia Edmundson 4 days ago

    If you go into the mri or whatever that was headfirst then why do the images of your feet appear first someone help I’m so confused

  • Ayah Kline
    Ayah Kline 6 days ago +5

    Ooooooof, the thumbnail tho....

    It’s my worse nightmare

  • infinteuniverse
    infinteuniverse 6 days ago

    So.. if you're sick don't go to this hospital. Chances of getting the 1 in a billion conditions are dime a dozen with House.

  • amhar FM
    amhar FM 6 days ago

    Dwight schrute!

  • Aesthetic_Cat Anonymous
    Aesthetic_Cat Anonymous 6 days ago +10

    When Chase started his 'yo mama' joke i had to pause and sit here for a minute deciding whether to laugh or cringe

  • Faith Zhao
    Faith Zhao 7 days ago

    The mom is SUCH a Karen

  • Ella Lawson
    Ella Lawson 7 days ago +1

    Omg Casey from Chicago fire

  • Ryan Gardiner
    Ryan Gardiner 8 days ago +2


  • Bastian Trauner
    Bastian Trauner 9 days ago

    Great video!

  • Sophie Owen
    Sophie Owen 9 days ago +1

    Chicago fire Checcckkk

  • The singer Vlogs
    The singer Vlogs 9 days ago +2


  • The Almighty Waist Line
    The Almighty Waist Line 10 days ago +1

    "Weird things keep happening to me"
    You'll get used to that, being laura palmer's offspring.

  • Escape Sen
    Escape Sen 10 days ago

    Where's the rest of it?

  • TiHeich
    TiHeich 10 days ago +1


  • My Name Is My Name
    My Name Is My Name 10 days ago

    When tv try and explain Aliens away to people who are gullible

  • smiley boy
    smiley boy 13 days ago

    its eric from santa clarita diet

  • DJdevil319
    DJdevil319 13 days ago

    That kid is brave af
    I needle going in my eye

  • smurfyday
    smurfyday 14 days ago

    This video gives me the creeps.

  • ბექა მჭედლიძე

    What da faq is Area 51?

  • Orlando Rodríguez
    Orlando Rodríguez 19 days ago

    0:59 wait !, Thats Laura Palmer :v

  • James Field
    James Field 22 days ago

    Area 51 where the aliens invented LUPUS XD

  • TheArchetypes
    TheArchetypes 23 days ago +2

    The mom looks eerily similar to Laura Palmer

  • Henrik
    Henrik 25 days ago

    Why did this show end? I miss this show so much :/

  • Ira Williams
    Ira Williams 29 days ago +3

    7:08 - 7:09 reminds me why Chase took over House's position after he "died".

  • FuranDuron
    FuranDuron 29 days ago

    Bring house back dammit

  • Al
    Al Month ago +2

    When you were able to correctly diagnose the kid before House and the only medical information you have is from the internet and 7th and 8th grade health class

  • Nataša Lukić
    Nataša Lukić Month ago +9

    *sees thumbnail* I can handle guts getting pulled out and all, but a needle in the eye. NOPE

  • Nat Pineapple
    Nat Pineapple Month ago

    Something something area 51 something now i get a shit ton of like. Is that how it works ?

  • Gabriella Cobb
    Gabriella Cobb Month ago +2

    Am I the only one who notices how caring chase is?

    • Wobby 1
      Wobby 1 15 days ago

      Chase was always great with kids.

  • Ryan J.
    Ryan J. Month ago

    Is it just me or does the kid look exactly like Skyler Gisondo?

  • Doctorwe Official
    Doctorwe Official Month ago


  • NationalVideoWatcher
    NationalVideoWatcher Month ago +1

    So what is that metal stuff then?

  • zwariowany lodzik
    zwariowany lodzik Month ago +1

    Area 51 special edition

  • krix pop
    krix pop Month ago +67

    just a break from Area 51:
    Young woman: can I get pregnant while sitting on the toilet ?
    House: Absolutely ! If between you and the toilet , is a man !

  • Shivam Kapoor
    Shivam Kapoor Month ago

    i just discovered 'A bit of Fry and Laurie.' y'all gotta watch it! it's on Hulu and prime. Can't believe how talented these actors are.

  • Sami Aziz
    Sami Aziz Month ago +2

    What was that metal chip that was in his neck?

    • Sami Aziz
      Sami Aziz 13 days ago

      @Bilguun Nasanbat thank you. I was starting to think I need to watch the whole episode

    • Bilguun Nasanbat
      Bilguun Nasanbat 14 days ago +1

      A broken peace of nail which was used to fixate his broken arm

  • Cilantro
    Cilantro Month ago +5

    Haha and its monitized too lmao taking advantage of area 51 bs

  • Aditya Chatterjee
    Aditya Chatterjee Month ago +1

    Rosetta Stoned

  • cenovio Pereira
    cenovio Pereira Month ago

    Jus when i think im done with youtube videos i find another thing to binge on

  • XerxesGotAIDs
    XerxesGotAIDs Month ago


  • Aria Yi
    Aria Yi Month ago +1

    YOOOO. It's the boy from santa clarita diet. The fuccjjj Lol

  • Rowyn Olson
    Rowyn Olson Month ago

    Can't stop us all.

  • Kittys cat
    Kittys cat Month ago

    I dont remember this ep.

  • AlbertRutter
    AlbertRutter Month ago +1

    Why are their voices so high

  • Ga55a 2003
    Ga55a 2003 Month ago +2

    Is no one gonna talk about chase’s yo mama joke?

    • Valentino Popa
      Valentino Popa Month ago

      Dude..50% of the comments is talking about yo mama joke

  • Jacob Tomlinson
    Jacob Tomlinson Month ago

    Will Byers?

  • Christopher Marlowe

    Is that...Laura Palmer?

  • Sasuke Uchiha
    Sasuke Uchiha Month ago +3

    This kid should be our war chief during the Area 51 raid

  • Gavopian the great
    Gavopian the great Month ago +51

    House: Chase you better come up with a witty rhetorical come back
    Chase: Ni-

  • Gariq Is Gaming
    Gariq Is Gaming Month ago

    If house isn't on the battle field in that area 51 raid then I'm not going?

  • Shadow Flames
    Shadow Flames Month ago

    I am a person who’s a chimerism

  • JACE1
    JACE1 Month ago +1

    yo mama

  • ta ta
    ta ta Month ago

    İf you can solve this code you get nothing

    J mpwf İvhi mbvsjf

  • Luis Carlos Moyano Medina

    We want House back! :D

  • eL Champorado
    eL Champorado Month ago

    This show is horseshit! Doctors don't draw blood or do CT of their own! 😄

    • Emma
      Emma Month ago

      @eL Champorado And I'm explaining why the doctors in this scene are doing things differently to an actual hospital. It isn't just the showrunners being uninformed, there's an in-universe reason for it.

    • eL Champorado
      eL Champorado Month ago

      @Deaththecat8 I am talking about actual hospital setting.

    • Deaththecat8
      Deaththecat8 Month ago +2

      House doesn't trust nurses or lab technicians so he requires his team to do all the tests themselves

  • Isabelle Gatenby
    Isabelle Gatenby Month ago

    Why he sticking a wire in his eye

  • Play games
    Play games Month ago +2

    House acts like a alien knows everything

  • janning schrotter
    janning schrotter Month ago

    I found an alien tracking device in my butt one night shit... I got to stop hanging out with Mexicans.

  • Fiona Green
    Fiona Green Month ago +353

    When the DNA results showed two different DNA sets I thought "Oh, he must be a chimera"
    Where is my Medical Degree??

    • Soul Alpha
      Soul Alpha 3 days ago

      Everyone in this comment section gets a Medical Degree from the University of TheXvid, congratulations!

    • SardonicHarlequin
      SardonicHarlequin 6 days ago +2

      Yep. Chimerism is waaaay more common nowadays, as in-vitro fertilization got popular. Sad cases includes that one woman which was a chimera on her ovaries and all her children were, actually notc"'hers" but her "sister's"

    • Eddie Valdi
      Eddie Valdi 29 days ago +1

      Are DNA already contained elements that are out of this world

    • Fiona Green
      Fiona Green Month ago

      @Fried Rice thanks ^^

    • Alexandra Pelaez
      Alexandra Pelaez Month ago +4

      There is a lady that says she has this condition, see TheXvid

  • BigRatJoe
    BigRatJoe Month ago +1

    Oh no he raided area 51 without us and now he's sick

  • Rainy Le
    Rainy Le Month ago

    Why did that kid go to Area 51 without us????

  • Mr. Scoot Scooter
    Mr. Scoot Scooter Month ago +1

    Three most talked about aliens?
    Reptillian/lizard person
    Tall white/pleiadian
    Now whats that tv show "People of Earth" about again?

  • Volkier Neigh
    Volkier Neigh Month ago +7

    1:50 So what the hell was that metal thing in the back of his neck?

    • Bilguun Nasanbat
      Bilguun Nasanbat 14 days ago

      It was a broken peace of nail, which used to fixate his broken arm bone.

    • Brandon Veltri
      Brandon Veltri Month ago

      Volkier Neigh I can't remember what device was in there, but I think they said near the end of the episode that it was titanium

  • Stormy Davis
    Stormy Davis Month ago +1

    So Foreman used to be Taub, bitchy, whiny, self centered.....

  • Mike Hamson
    Mike Hamson Month ago

    Give the taxpayers our look! If you nothing to hide?¡

  • Peachfuzz
    Peachfuzz Month ago


  • Johny40Se7en
    Johny40Se7en Month ago +2

    Is it just me or does Chase's voice go quite high pitched throughout this whole episode? =P

    • Edward Terry
      Edward Terry 28 days ago +1

      It's the audio. It's slightly higher pitch than normal. Probably slightly sped up to avoid a copyright strike.