I made a hospital that treats people with guesswork

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Comments • 80

  • R E
    R E 22 hours ago

    I Made A Hospital That Treats People With Guesswork
    Sooooooooo, every hospital ever?

  • The Lone wanderer
    The Lone wanderer 3 days ago

    Watching this during Rona break

  • Evelyn O Dono
    Evelyn O Dono 11 days ago

    13:17 I keep watching this part over and over again cause Kevin sounds like an upset child who just put on a doctors coat

  • NikaLovesMJ
    NikaLovesMJ 12 days ago

    12:35 dude you're treating Michael Jackson

  • itss ariiie
    itss ariiie 13 days ago

    “you’d come in with a cold”
    me: and come out with coronavirus

  • Kim Pedersen
    Kim Pedersen 14 days ago

    6:28 😂😂

  • Xtreme soy Sauce
    Xtreme soy Sauce 14 days ago

    2 point hospital: *turns into clown*
    Project hospital: *gets coma*

  • TyphlosionGirl
    TyphlosionGirl 15 days ago

    I laughed way too hard ngl

  • Sekiro The Wolf
    Sekiro The Wolf 18 days ago

    13:14 to 13:16 made me laugh too hard

  • Josephi Krakowski
    Josephi Krakowski 21 day ago

    Scoliosis: *exists*
    Kevin: "L U M B A G O ."

  • KyleRayner12
    KyleRayner12 22 days ago

    I'm a med student, and I learned a lot.

  • Robyn Higgs
    Robyn Higgs 26 days ago

    I'm starting to get concerned about medicine in Ireland

  • Josh Moore
    Josh Moore 28 days ago

    I'm convinced this is what goes on at my local hospital.

  • T CH
    T CH Month ago

    kinda wanna get this game to make studying easier lol

  • Emperor Palpatine
    Emperor Palpatine Month ago +1

    Mazes? Didn't know Kevin was actually Josh from LetsGameItOut

  • Katie Edwards
    Katie Edwards Month ago

    I’ve learned more from this video than I ever have in class

  • Quantum Mickey
    Quantum Mickey Month ago

    12:17 Michael Jackson’s bed broke.

  • kateofthecity
    kateofthecity Month ago

    My catchphrase is slowly starting to become, "damn it, Kevin." XD

  • Aurelia F-R
    Aurelia F-R Month ago

    Kevin: welp, there’s nothing I can do. I’m gonna have to put you down
    Patient: but doctor, I came in with a cold
    Kevin: ah, ah, ah, an INCURABLE cold

  • Mega_Bird700
    Mega_Bird700 Month ago

    Just an average episode of The Good Doctor.

  • Noel Black
    Noel Black Month ago

    0:44
    Kevin is a SS remnant 2020 Confirmed
    (The German Special Division SS From WW2 did like many in Auschwitz, Human Lamps, Very Disgusting, Aaand I’m not Proud of my Fatherlands History)

  • ilana
    ilana Month ago

    i laughed so hard during this wtf

  • TooBig
    TooBig Month ago

    Kevin: hey there friends how's it going my name is Kevin and today I'm going to be your doctor.
    Me with Cancer: Say sike right now ¤_¤.

  • Kayti Just Kayti
    Kayti Just Kayti Month ago

    Thanks for telling me how to cure my _spine not straight_
    Wish I would’ve found you sooner. The American healthcare system sucks. The debt does, too.

  • Kayti Just Kayti
    Kayti Just Kayti Month ago

    *chyuk chyuk* _POW_

  • Hanoka
    Hanoka Month ago

    I had severe scoliosis as a kid. S shaped spine. Without surgery my organs would be crushed as I grew
    Jesus am I glad Kevin can't be a doctor. XD

  • Du Súndavar Freohr

    Wait, so the doctors don't actually do anything besides constantly misdiagnosing the very few patients who get to see them and yet they get a shitload of money for it? Wow, just like in real life!

  • Isaac
    Isaac Month ago

    When you mention being declared dead I just imagined a scene... Dr.MobBoss is telling a man "you messed up, you're dead". The guy he says it to is confused when he isn't killed but the next day he tries to get on a flight only to find out he has been declared dead by Dr.MobBoss

  • Marika Forsythe
    Marika Forsythe Month ago

    Med student here - learned more in the last 15 minutes than I have in the last 3 years of my degree. :)
    I'm gonna give all of my patients eggs.

  • DSwinner 6
    DSwinner 6 Month ago

    12:36 Michael Jackson spotted

  • Jack Munn
    Jack Munn 2 months ago

    Damn. Favorite patient turned into a force ghost like Obi-wan and Yoda.

  • DashingMango 55
    DashingMango 55 2 months ago

    So no one's gonna talk how Michael Jackson ended up here 13:50

  • zi'Krona br
    zi'Krona br 2 months ago

    kevin’s hospital, you come with a cold and we *still put you down* 😎👌😳

  • Doctor Strange
    Doctor Strange 2 months ago

    Luke Skywalker in the Last Jedi be like: 14:00

  • Lil Lean Cuisine
    Lil Lean Cuisine 2 months ago

    “The treatment is thoughts and prayers”
    Lmao!!

  • Gabe Simmons
    Gabe Simmons 2 months ago

    12:14 Is this how Michael Jackson died?

  • SGplays
    SGplays 2 months ago

    Kevin: i like going out on a depressing note, keep you coming back for more

    my emo ass: (subscribes)

  • MadDubby !
    MadDubby ! 2 months ago

    2:09 he looks like a young Jim Pickens

  • HammerTimePlays
    HammerTimePlays 2 months ago

    I’ve haven’t laughed at something this hard for a while

  • CUCA_str
    CUCA_str 2 months ago

    12:13 bro, Michael Jackson

  • RobinFlysHigh
    RobinFlysHigh 2 months ago

    12:59 "He needs an egg!" 😂

  • Perfect Whine
    Perfect Whine 2 months ago

    This video reminds me of the Canadian health care system

  • Imani Simmons
    Imani Simmons 2 months ago

    You can re-name this: 'American Healthcare System!' it is 100% accurate, so why not.

  • Eim Shmellee
    Eim Shmellee 2 months ago

    sure love how he uses his green screen as just a nice color instead of idk maybe like a greenscreen? idk just a thought

  • Gael Núñez R.
    Gael Núñez R. 2 months ago

    Im a med student in México, and im learning so much from you, thanks

  • Jetfox967
    Jetfox967 2 months ago

    RIP Peter Foster 1958-2020, he never got his egg.

  • Hannah JoAnn
    Hannah JoAnn 2 months ago

    #TFW You think he's gonna make a #Minecraft reference about soup instead of an #EdGein #American #SerialKiller reference

  • King of the Fall.
    King of the Fall. 2 months ago

    13:55 *this video is c u r s e d*

  • Something Else
    Something Else 2 months ago

    imagine Kevin is your doctor and you come in with like broken legs and he is just like “ hmmmmm sorry but all I know to do is put a band aid on it and kiss it but I’m not catching broken legs so I’m not kissing it.”

  • Solomon Irvin
    Solomon Irvin 2 months ago

    *LUMBAGO*

  • Fried Mule
    Fried Mule 2 months ago

    12:02 "Oh the red on the floor, ehm eh... yes ehm... oh now I know it, it's just the red leafs that are dripping sometimes!"

  • Sasuke Uchiha
    Sasuke Uchiha 2 months ago

    Dr.O'Reilly strikes again...

  • TrevvyTrev21
    TrevvyTrev21 2 months ago

    The way I screeched at the shotgun sound effect a few seconds in, ye gods 😅

  • Anthony Ohler
    Anthony Ohler 2 months ago

    I want to see you try frostpunk. See your city just spiral into the shitter. Oh. And child labor is an option (figure you’d enjoy that)

  • Schoobydoo
    Schoobydoo 2 months ago

    My ex had scoliosis so bad that he had to get steel rod implants in his back and literally part of what he needed to do to stay okay was lift weights. So i guess what i'm saying is Kevin's hospital can't be too bad.

  • IlReScimmione
    IlReScimmione 2 months ago

    He needs an EGG!!
    I almost spit a lung

  • Julia Victa
    Julia Victa 2 months ago

    If you've made a game to dark for _kevin_ you've gone too far

  • docette2015
    docette2015 2 months ago

    Kevin always knows what's best for his patients -- death, so they don't have to put up with his medical care. XD I mean, you really PESTERED that one patient to death, honestly -- what with constantly removing his diagnosis so you could run more pointless tests on him. He probably died just to be free of you. :p (And yes, it DOES tend to be more depressing the more realistic it looks. I don't want to treat rabies, I want to treat amusing lightbulb heads! And THEN have nightmares as I think about what that actually entails!)

  • Picholas Phoa
    Picholas Phoa 2 months ago

    Hi Kevin Im the medical student that you were looking for at 5:05. Lupus is treated with steroids.

  • Critical Failure
    Critical Failure 2 months ago

    Kevin: Jokes about Lumbago
    Uncle: You just yee’d your last haw.

  • niara
    niara 2 months ago

    still better at diagnosing than my actual doctors

  • orphcnqueen
    orphcnqueen 2 months ago

    this is just the irish healthcare system kevin

  • Kat Bay
    Kat Bay 2 months ago

    To be fair, I was a medical anomaly for years until the process of elimination. It took 7 years to find out I just can't have milk. Irish healthcare in a nutshell.

  • Father Shaqos
    Father Shaqos 2 months ago

    Lumbago

  • Sara Ramos
    Sara Ramos 2 months ago

    Kevin: "is it ICU? I don't know what it is but don't worry, I C U, I'll take care of you" 😏
    Me, an ICU nurse: *spits coffee everywhere laughing*

  • C. Hark
    C. Hark 2 months ago

    "I made a hospital that treats people with guesswork"
    that's just a regular hospital

  • Magaly Wing
    Magaly Wing 2 months ago

    Why is a subdural hematoma causing that much external blood loss? That's what made me laugh more than anything else honestly.

  • Flamin Ice
    Flamin Ice 2 months ago +1

    Kevin; Please Laugh
    Me; ....BWHHHHHAHAAHAHAHAHA

  • Noah Fleming
    Noah Fleming 2 months ago

    12:25 i want that as my callback ringtone

  • Sorry not sorry
    Sorry not sorry 2 months ago

    When Kevin said he was gonna be your doctor. I froze in horror.

  • Nelson Labombard
    Nelson Labombard 2 months ago

    House? Nice

  • MrQwefty
    MrQwefty 2 months ago

    Kevin: I think I forgot something.
    Me: If you forgot it, it probably wasn't important.
    Patient in the quarantine room: ????????

  • Guilherme Sabino
    Guilherme Sabino 2 months ago

    Brazilian Hospital Simulator

  • Matthew Jones
    Matthew Jones 2 months ago

    any other med students watching lol!

  • Biskut Cicah Teh
    Biskut Cicah Teh 2 months ago +1

    14:37...did I hear that right? This game was..."too dark" for Kevin? Dear Lord...

  • Ian Entwistle
    Ian Entwistle 2 months ago

    Patient: I fear no man....but that thing.....it scares me
    Thing: 0:02

  • absmvstars5
    absmvstars5 2 months ago

    How could using the diagnosis dart board lead to patient deaths?

  • Pillows Are Cool
    Pillows Are Cool 2 months ago

    I remember having scoliosis. I had to become Natsuki to cure it.

  • Pokéfreaawad
    Pokéfreaawad 2 months ago

    Alternate title: I open up a hospital to speed run a malpractice lawsuit

  • tirsden
    tirsden 2 months ago

    Just started the video and I can already say you're still better than almost every primary care doctor I've been to. I have to find another one yet again because the latest one didn't even want to read a list of symptoms I'd written out for him because I have memory issues (handwritten, one page, lots of white space). He had zero interest in me reading it out loud to him either. I coasted through the rest of the appointment just hoping I could get a copy of the blood work to either take to whatever doctor my anxiety and courage level lets me get next, or look up how to interpret them via google myself.
    Where'd the doctors go, seriously? I keep finding asshats with medical degrees instead.