Weekend Update: Attorney Drops Harvey Weinstein - SNL

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  • Published on Jan 20, 2019
  • Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Harvey Weinstein being dropped by his lawyer and a controversial Gillette ad.
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Comments • 230

  • Siân
    Siân 2 months ago

    jag-ass queef weasel... my new favourite insult.

  • Tiger Lily
    Tiger Lily 2 months ago

    Come on SNL, don’t make fun of Gillette

  • Ken Smith
    Ken Smith 2 months ago

    Michael che's joke was totally understandable especially after you really think about what he is saying. Some jokes are not meant to be funny but to make you think.

  • MarbleSwan666
    MarbleSwan666 2 months ago +1

    Yeah but the gillette commercials are so annoying. Its just someone singing badly.

  • geostillo78
    geostillo78 2 months ago

    Played it safe by back dooring the "woman joke" comment with a black guy telling a black joke.

  • Danky Skull
    Danky Skull 2 months ago

    President Trump was born on a blood moon!

  • Tube Surfer
    Tube Surfer 2 months ago

    How dare SNL talk about their handler like this.....

  • William
    William 2 months ago

    yo seriously Che's stepping up the comedy lately

  • Franklin MacGillacuddy
    Franklin MacGillacuddy 2 months ago

    Man every single ONE of these jokes had me rolling!!! Once again Weekend Update saves what was otherwise a dry episode for this season.

  • DannyB Plays
    DannyB Plays 2 months ago +1

    the prompters messed up the timing of the last joke. Should have waited til near the end of his sentence before showing Shaq

  • Simon Greenaway
    Simon Greenaway 2 months ago

    I don’t consider that Greta Van Fleet joke a diss. Was funny af.

  • Comic Blues with Jonygitar

    That Timex joke might be the funniest thing I've heard on Saturday Night Live in years an actual joke

  • karim hari
    karim hari 2 months ago

    just send a gang o robbers to his house and let them beat the shit out him , take his money and trow this fat pig from a bridge in new you city hahahaha

  • Great Gowns Beautiful Gowns

    The Super Blood Wolf Moon joke took me out. 😂😂😂😂

  • liona squires
    liona squires 2 months ago +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • DFDFD
    DFDFD 2 months ago

    That fleshlight 9/11 joke was on point X'D

  • Nautilus711
    Nautilus711 2 months ago

    WTF! I remember when SNL used to be funny, not when laughter came from how embarrassing and horrible the skit was.

  • D Elston
    D Elston 2 months ago

    Loves these guys😍😍😍

  • Tee Bee
    Tee Bee 2 months ago

    How many of you soylentards have ever seen a Timex commercial? They have no idea of the reference to the watch joke.

    • Pete
      Pete 2 months ago

      Why are you cornflakes so obsessed with Chinese food?

  • Fix it Force Morrissey
    Fix it Force Morrissey 2 months ago

    Has this black dude been to the doctor? It looks, and sounds like he is dying from cholera/ not funny at all

  • bon vivant
    bon vivant 2 months ago

    These laugh tracks are ridiculous

  • David Johnson
    David Johnson 2 months ago

    This show is so bad now.

  • rob w
    rob w 2 months ago +2

    Is this that show that used to be funny?

    • David Johnson
      David Johnson 2 months ago +1

      Yeah..when did they stop hiring comedians?

  • Tori Purgers
    Tori Purgers 2 months ago

    Bold to run the Gillette joke after the twats at the Lincoln Memorial. Are we live?

  • Sheriff Howcome
    Sheriff Howcome 2 months ago

    Fuck u mptherfuckers making fun of 911 dumb fucks

  • Xtoriez Novel
    Xtoriez Novel 2 months ago +1

    Gillette is running ads to make men sissies. Women want more "rights" by being more like men. Are we evolving into one sex?

  • 13strong
    13strong 2 months ago

    That Flesh Light joke is gold.

  • Brian Sounalath
    Brian Sounalath 2 months ago

    Colin hair looking good. He gets better looking each yes

  • William Brown
    William Brown 2 months ago +1

    A chicken parm in a wife beater 😂😂😂

  • Bobby Broadway
    Bobby Broadway 2 months ago

    Did not even chuckle what happened to SNL?

    • Bobby Broadway
      Bobby Broadway 2 months ago

      +Pete Ok thanks Childlike Empress.

    • Pete
      Pete 2 months ago

      SNL stayed the same. You got older.

  • Kipper
    Kipper 2 months ago

    not funny

  • Gin B
    Gin B 2 months ago

    Shaq! Alright liquid chocolate!!!

  • Natalie Shah
    Natalie Shah 2 months ago

    “Super Blood Wolf Moon” is the name of a power that my brother would’ve made up to be more powerful in a game.

  • xXSpirit4MusicXx
    xXSpirit4MusicXx 2 months ago

    i know many girls that want liquid chocolate... :)

  • Alexandra Boucher
    Alexandra Boucher 2 months ago

    I love that Che roasts Jost anytime he can

  • Alexandra Boucher
    Alexandra Boucher 2 months ago

    😂

  • A. Low
    A. Low 3 months ago

    LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @ the watch joke bruh

  • mvl9591
    mvl9591 3 months ago

    40,000 gallons of liquid chocolate would weigh over 320,000 pounds.

  • Daniel Zepeda
    Daniel Zepeda 3 months ago +4

    Just remember the fleshlight bit was a joke, but they actually did tweet that. That happened

    • tejaswoman
      tejaswoman 2 months ago

      Just remember = never forget?

  • Li
    Li 3 months ago

    Oi what's with Che's chair?

  • Student Loans Are Cool
    Student Loans Are Cool 3 months ago

    What in the fuck? How is Weinstein not already in jail? Rich man’s privilege at its best on display here.

  • Dan Miller
    Dan Miller 3 months ago

    Is Che supposed to be funny? He just looks like a dumb guy reading bad jokes.

  • Karley Pamer
    Karley Pamer 3 months ago

    1:41 what a remarkable vagina. Someone call taryn southern

  • StoneThug Music
    StoneThug Music 3 months ago

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  • tariq ramadan
    tariq ramadan 3 months ago

    Joey Diaz called this ... Now Weinstein it's going to hire a black woman and an Asian woman as the lead attorneys....

  • LeoVomend
    LeoVomend 3 months ago

    its so good when theres no guests fake or real

  • Jordan Reed
    Jordan Reed 3 months ago

    THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT
    JOEY “COCO” DIAZ SAID H.W. WOULD DO❗️

    • Michael Manning
      Michael Manning 3 months ago

      Jordan Reed you’re right. He called it on Joe Rohan.

  • Donny Abrams
    Donny Abrams 3 months ago +1

    A reminder of why I haven't watched SNL in 20 years--

  • LucianLegacy
    LucianLegacy 3 months ago

    At this point, I'm no longer surprised by anything Florida does.

  • Stephen Silides
    Stephen Silides 3 months ago

    0:25 that's a fucking discord notification just listen closely

  • Rebecca O'Sullivan
    Rebecca O'Sullivan 3 months ago

    Why didn't they have Pete come out and talk about Staten Island? Is it because he is worried about the death threats they put in the news paper?

  • Tim Armstrong
    Tim Armstrong 3 months ago

    Boring

  • Judi Gullo
    Judi Gullo 3 months ago +1

    Weinstein is a SUPER DOUCH BAG

  • Candice ecidnaC
    Candice ecidnaC 3 months ago

    Anyone else think of Peter Steele/Type O Negative when they heard "Super blood wolf moon"?

  • ejmoreno270
    ejmoreno270 3 months ago

    Man Joey Diaz looks like he was right about Harvey Weinstein

  • Adil Asgher
    Adil Asgher 3 months ago

    That was a weird jab at Shaq

    • bewtifulfreak
      bewtifulfreak 3 months ago +1

      Hard to tell if it was a jab or not; it might have been a poke at his weight, but 'liquid chocolate' sounds more like a compliment, so...

  • Luke W
    Luke W 3 months ago

    Joey Diaz was right. The lawyer dropping out is part of a legal strategy to stretch the time and make the case fizzle out.

    • Luke W
      Luke W 3 months ago

      Next move: hire a female lawyer.

  • Kyle Stubbs
    Kyle Stubbs 3 months ago

    0:59 The sad thing is, I've seen that tweet before. And not because I was looking for it.

  • Pura Imaginacion
    Pura Imaginacion 3 months ago

    Pasado de bergas haha

  • Brian Martin
    Brian Martin 3 months ago

    Lock Harvey up..,

  • Cuzn Ed
    Cuzn Ed 3 months ago

    A tank top is not the same thing as a wifebeater. Such imprecision is so disappointing.

  • Bulfwyne
    Bulfwyne 3 months ago

    That fleshlite joke :D the way he passed it off to Colin was priceless like it had something to do with him LMAO !!!!

  • Lukas Weber
    Lukas Weber 3 months ago

    Michael Che is clearly butthurt about the Gillette commercial...

  • Richard Robbin2
    Richard Robbin2 3 months ago +3

    These were ALL very funny 😀
    Good Job SNL👍

  • Cassandra Carlow
    Cassandra Carlow 3 months ago

    Colin on FIRE

  • Johnathon Lee
    Johnathon Lee 3 months ago +4

    Can someone just give these two a show? I need these jokes daily

  • Sam Asbeck
    Sam Asbeck 3 months ago

    15 second, unskippable ads before each of these clips. I’m officially done watching SNL.

    • hutch
      hutch 2 months ago

      Oh you poor thing. How much you must be suffering to have to sit their for 15 seconds and do nothing waiting to watch a television clip for FREE. What an entitled, spoiled douchey country this had become.

  • Turbo9987
    Turbo9987 3 months ago +3

    Are you telling me you WOULDN'T listen to a band named Super Blood Wolf Moon?!

  • HoraceVCHarriott
    HoraceVCHarriott 3 months ago +2

    Joey Diaz predicted this . . .

    • Big Steve
      Big Steve 3 months ago

      Exactly what i was thinking. Now we gotta see if he comes back with the diverse set of lawyers like Joey said.

  • Spencer Harris
    Spencer Harris 3 months ago

    No condoms for this guy

  • Volvican
    Volvican 3 months ago +14

    No no no SNL. I thought you finally understood that I want Weekend Update in as many parts as possible. I’m thinking like four words max per video. Get to it!

  • Chris Spencer
    Chris Spencer 3 months ago

    he's the victim

  • Visit FlagrantViolationsDotCom

    Regardless of the cockroaches weekend update is the only reliable and trustworthy news source I know.

  • Logan Walker
    Logan Walker 3 months ago +1

    Oh yeah yeah

  • arubio24080
    arubio24080 3 months ago +1

    Snl means still not laughing.

    • arubio24080
      arubio24080 2 months ago +1

      Classic Laugh track ! still not laughing

    • hutch
      hutch 2 months ago +1

      The audience reaction begs to differ.

    • WonderWhatHappened
      WonderWhatHappened 3 months ago

      Not even once? Come on now.

  • Wolfoe 3604
    Wolfoe 3604 3 months ago +41

    That diss to Greta Van Fleet was great!

    • Wolfoe 3604
      Wolfoe 3604 2 months ago +1

      Ammon Garrett true

    • Ammon Garrett
      Ammon Garrett 2 months ago +7

      But was it really a diss? Great joke, but a diss?

  • Dosvedanya Hernandez
    Dosvedanya Hernandez 3 months ago

    What a beautiful chocolate man ha ha ha ha

  • We Frost
    We Frost 3 months ago

    ZING to Greta! :D

  • Zuulaloo
    Zuulaloo 3 months ago

    Even jews don't want to deal with their own kind's fuckup.

    1488

  • Toori Baba
    Toori Baba 3 months ago

    Oh wow harvey mentioned for a whole 2 second!!!! Well done fake news!

  • Angela Kim
    Angela Kim 3 months ago +9

    Stop calling undershirts "wife beaters."

    • Robert
      Robert Month ago

      +Powder And you're still just as adorable today as you were then.

    • Powder
      Powder Month ago

      +Robert I remember being 10 and being delighted by saying inappropriate stuff

    • Sam707BFBC
      Sam707BFBC 2 months ago

      Its not all under shirts. Only the thin hanes type of under worn tank tops that, sadly, wife beaters would wear back in the day. Im am beibg a smart ass. it is sad that is how the name came about. But, You are very right. Especially today, is not a good look to call them that. To be honest, I have not referred to those type of tank tops as that for many years. Cause I feel what you are saying.

    • gerald harris
      gerald harris 2 months ago +1

      +Robert why does you being lefthanded matter.

  • the ART of LaPierre
    the ART of LaPierre 3 months ago +2

    i remember ,when this show was funny.....back in the 70's

    • hutch
      hutch 2 months ago +1

      Back when your opinion mattered.

  • dietotaku
    dietotaku 3 months ago

    1:30 [THIS JOKE HAS BEEN BANNED IN CHINA]

  • Zero Cool
    Zero Cool 3 months ago

    We need Norm now more than ever.

  • Richard Servello
    Richard Servello 3 months ago +2

    I haven't seen this commercial...yet I've heard more about Gillette more lately then ever in my life. Sounds like a successful ad to me. How does everyone keep getting trolled???

  • San Junipero
    San Junipero 3 months ago

    Meh.

  • Katie Gould
    Katie Gould 3 months ago

    I never find Michael’s side comments funny. They just don’t land well

  • dplocksmith91
    dplocksmith91 3 months ago

    What, no joke about how every kid on the block ran out into the street to lick up the chocolate?

  • Epiphany Johnican
    Epiphany Johnican 3 months ago +5

    Only a few of us got the flashlight joke. :)

  • TCt83067695
    TCt83067695 3 months ago

    Meh

  • Cary Banasiak
    Cary Banasiak 3 months ago

    Unwatchable.

  • Buddy Luck
    Buddy Luck 3 months ago

    Israel did 9/11. Never Forget.

  • Tee Saifele
    Tee Saifele 3 months ago

    Jag-ass queef weasel took me the fuck out

  • Delaney Shaw
    Delaney Shaw 3 months ago

    Jesus fuck snl is trash

  • Oscar Ampensah
    Oscar Ampensah 3 months ago +1

    I'm hoping the Surviving Harvey Weinstein documentary will drop soon

  • ThisIsInfamousJBlack
    ThisIsInfamousJBlack 3 months ago +32

    *I heard Super Blood Wolf Moon is dropping a new album and a world tour*

    • Riley Martin
      Riley Martin 2 months ago

      Heard them on Spotify shoe-horned in between actual classic rock songs. LOVE IT! REAL ROCK N ROLL IS BACK! BETTER THAN THAT RAP CRAP! THIS 60 YEAR OLD DAD IS FEELING VALIDATED!

  • Sí Mon
    Sí Mon 3 months ago

    0:30 I THOUGHT THEY WERE ABOUT TO PUSH MRBEAST RIGHT HERE

  • xVSupremacy
    xVSupremacy 3 months ago

    The Gillette advert is dedicated to Chuclosi 👹🤡 the sub human duo, but the best the Democrats can get.

  • Darie Mc Laughlin
    Darie Mc Laughlin 3 months ago

    Ok you guys will do it. We got that far. But will you try?
    {Up stairs[If a young girl agrees to give it up, do you still need her ass?]}
    I don't want to take it but so far...… I'm just a rapist from laughing at this shit. GUY'S. This was not my first tweet. I'm in like 4 and watching this clip by clip on You-tube. I got funnier than your writers before I saw what they were going to do. And here it is.
    They did it to you.
    I am not supposed to be raping you I am supposed to be laughing at you raping Pete. Can't you be funny. Or do you need the makers of
    Henry Weinhards
    I mean the makers of Henry Weinstein to do the belated service for Charlie Manson? Before it is not too early.
    And one more thing.
    MICHEAL ROSS

  • Riff Raff
    Riff Raff 3 months ago +1

    Oh Look, It's Mr I'm gonna say an entire city's racist because a club didn't let me inside 10 years ago because I was wearing sneakers.