Weekend Update: Michael Che on Bidets - SNL

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  • tejaswoman
    tejaswoman 13 days ago

    Sooooo confused the first time I saw one, Italy, 1988.

  • Jason Potts
    Jason Potts 23 days ago

    Love how we get a quick glimpse of the fact that Che’s suit ends at the waist.

  • Bryan
    Bryan Month ago

    Was anyone else reminded of the Zach Galifianakis skit?

  • Ellen S
    Ellen S Month ago

    Subway decency standards my ass (which, coincidentally, is one of the less obscene things you’ll see on the subway)

  • Bolt the Super-Pony

    I have never laughed so hard at potty humor

  • Julie Porter
    Julie Porter Month ago

    "Wow so this is SNL!" Well to be fair he never saw it from that chair.

  • SkLLzDaTkLLs
    SkLLzDaTkLLs Month ago

    bidets are fucking awesome, glad to see this

  • Trevor Miles
    Trevor Miles Month ago

    I like how you can tell that they are real buds.

  • Nicola Taddonio
    Nicola Taddonio Month ago +1

    We Italians can't really understand how can the rest of the World live without bidets.

  • B B
    B B Month ago

    This is the funniest Che bit yet haha. Usually I don't like him because they seem to delegate him to bland skits or to being an even straighter man to Jost's straightest ever man

  • brandon johnson
    brandon johnson Month ago

    I agree magical

  • zztop3000
    zztop3000 Month ago

    1:15 Shut up you dindu, loool

  • Seetiyan
    Seetiyan 2 months ago

    Michael Che, putting all kinds of images in ym head that I did NOT want to think about.

  • Chris Woodrich
    Chris Woodrich 2 months ago

    If anything, he's underselling bidets.

  • Junior Vafai
    Junior Vafai 2 months ago

    Michael Che's full last name must be Cheekbones cause his are really nice

  • Ken Chao
    Ken Chao 2 months ago

    I was just in Japan this passing summer and I’m telling you, bidets are amazing. The first time I tried one in a hotel I put the pressure all the way up thinking it wouldn’t be that strong. I jumped so high the maid came in to make sure everything was ok. But it really does clean your ass well. You know when you have those really dry #2s? With the bidet, it’s so much easier to wipe and clean. 10/10 would recommend, just start off on low pressure lmao

  • Sir Casman Marvellolover

    Michal should be in movies man

  • Patrick Malizio
    Patrick Malizio 2 months ago

    I can't stop laughing. When he talked about the water going so far up that it came out of his eyes, I lost it. Pure genius. Thanks SNL.

  • Brandon
    Brandon 2 months ago

    Che’s speech is only half comedic routine, the other half being genuine passion for bidets.

  • allison mclellan
    allison mclellan 2 months ago

    subway decency standards? I once had to avoid sitting in a seat full of actual cum on the L train.

  • Tj Azton
    Tj Azton 2 months ago

    Seriously if you have not bought a bidet, buy one now! It is like taking a shower for the first time. You will never know until you tiry it. amzn.to/2EeCmvw

  • Bea Kiddo
    Bea Kiddo 2 months ago +1

    I don't know how people go on with their life without having a bidet.

  • Paul Bryner
    Paul Bryner 2 months ago

    “It’s better when Leslie does it.” 😄

  • Haley Dunning
    Haley Dunning 2 months ago +1

    colins suit is way too small

  • Ally Estrada
    Ally Estrada 2 months ago

    Im dyingggg 🤣🤣🤣
    I love how Colin is so confused over everything
    Michael Che’s passion for the bidets! Makes me want one now lol

  • Desiree Lopez-Cepero
    Desiree Lopez-Cepero 2 months ago

    He's right! Do you knowe broke oin Pakistan think we're dirty because we don't hose our butts down after bathing? So ive been told by a few Pakistanis from their mother land.

  • Jonathan Arena
    Jonathan Arena 2 months ago

    Michael Che doing his Pete Davidson impression?

  • Lorena Matelat
    Lorena Matelat 2 months ago

    I am from Argentina, and the bidet is the norm in every barhroom.
    Ironically, our bidets are Made in USA.

  • adventureswithkelly
    adventureswithkelly 2 months ago

    😂 🚽 haha baby wipes. In my world 🌎 it’s used for something else haaaa

    • Chris Mullins
      Chris Mullins 2 months ago

      adventureswithkelly ...I’m confused. Is the answer babies?

  • cloud reader
    cloud reader 2 months ago

    Update that beany cap didnt help a bit peeker head. Now hung in the kitchen for a course chopped ham sandwich and less cheese. But Space X is working on absorption of nutrients and evacuation of waste through the skin an tie up a few loose ends and the beloved bidet an obsolete memory. Bwaaaaaaaa

  • IsisRenee1
    IsisRenee1 2 months ago

    This was the funniest one in a while. I loved it!

  • Trev Dakine
    Trev Dakine 2 months ago +1

    Disposable wipes are awesome. People who don't use them are basically walking around with poop stained buttholes.

    • Professicchio
      Professicchio Month ago

      .....or they actually do the civilized thing and use a bidet!

  • andybaldman
    andybaldman 2 months ago +1

    *If you don't have a bidet toilet seat, GET ONE TODAY. It will change your life.*

  • Heath Rawls
    Heath Rawls 2 months ago

    SHUT UP COLLIN! you, white... guy

  • Richard Dragven
    Richard Dragven 2 months ago +2

    I wish Michael Che was able to say that politicians from New York City and Albany want us to be European so bad that they have literally told New Yorkers to clean their asses better. The world's biggest cage, NYCity

  • Enlightened Man
    Enlightened Man 2 months ago

    Colin and Michael...Should be broadcasting the nightly news...best commentary...best reporting...ironically accurate...✌😎

  • Theoria Praxis
    Theoria Praxis 2 months ago +2

    Those two are a laugh riot.

  • Pandora
    Pandora 2 months ago

    Anyone who's ever been to Japan knows that modern bidets are a freaking godsend. I'd have gotten one in my apartment, but our toilet is just *barely* too small.

  • trevor armstrong
    trevor armstrong 2 months ago

    love these guys so funny

  • Kyto Bytes
    Kyto Bytes 2 months ago

    Bidets are amazing and Americans are disgusting for not using them.
    Takes 33 gallons of water to make 1 roll of toilet paper, just so you can smear your shit into the pours around your asshole.
    All to avoid properly washing our asses.

  • rickydfcc77
    rickydfcc77 2 months ago +6

    Michael Che just got off the bidet and didn't have time to put pants on

  • Laura Kane
    Laura Kane 2 months ago

    Can’t Michael Che go more than 60 seconds without a racist comment? What a pig

  • Sebastian Winkler
    Sebastian Winkler 2 months ago

    HOLY FUCK i laughed alll the way through

  • Alan Hamilton
    Alan Hamilton 2 months ago +1

    He’s not making this up. My bidet changed my life. You can tell he’s actually used a bidet. It’s really that magical.

  • Taylor Craig Newbold
    Taylor Craig Newbold 2 months ago

    STAHP. Black people don't use bidets.

  • TheMavWith_A_Mouth
    TheMavWith_A_Mouth 2 months ago +1

    "Michael Che 'stops by' Weekend Update?" What, did they fire him too??

  • Mary Rose Kent
    Mary Rose Kent 2 months ago +4

    Baby wipes really are an environmental disaster.

  • Josh Vela
    Josh Vela 2 months ago

    I died at the chicken wing reference.

  • Goofey ButReal
    Goofey ButReal 2 months ago

    This is just too much funny!

  • Jae Lynn
    Jae Lynn 2 months ago

    Why the EF are people making bidets when it seems like a huge waste of water. Just get some toilet paper wet to wipe your ass, or use those toilet wipes.

    • Mary Rose Kent
      Mary Rose Kent 2 months ago +1

      Jae Lynn
      It’s way more hygienic and wipes are like dryer sheets-they never biodegrade.

  • Vincent Ciccone
    Vincent Ciccone 2 months ago

    This one was epic 🤣😂😅😁😆

  • TheRoshan89
    TheRoshan89 2 months ago +2

    Bidets should be standard. Wiping your shitty ass with toilet paper and then going about your day is nasty as hell. Fucking wash it! Bidets are better for the environment too.

  • Vincent Ciccone
    Vincent Ciccone 2 months ago

    I've never laughed so hard this year. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Marie Shanahan
    Marie Shanahan 2 months ago

    That was funny!!😅 Love that guy.

  • Sky Dog
    Sky Dog 2 months ago +1

    M.C. & C.J. ROCK!!! am a long time SNL fan and could not be happier

  • Jenna W
    Jenna W 2 months ago

    I never knew what a bidet was. Then like 10 years ago I started seeing a guy who had money. One night after drinking I wandered into one of the bathrooms and puked in the bidet. Didn't know it didn't flush though. Oops!

  • Sadiq Mohamed
    Sadiq Mohamed 2 months ago

    Was Michael wearing white pants!

  • Yo Soy
    Yo Soy 2 months ago +8

    Those wipes also aren't TRULY flushable!!! Sewer systems aren't equipped to handle them since they don't disintegrate when wet, AND they can clog your toilet! Just a PSA for all y'all.

    • Yo Soy
      Yo Soy 2 months ago

      Mary Rose Kent yes! He said that part in the video, though

    • Mary Rose Kent
      Mary Rose Kent 2 months ago

      Yo Soy
      They’re also environmentally disastrous.

  • Roots In The Sky
    Roots In The Sky 2 months ago

    In all seriousness, it blows my mind that not every toilet in the world has a bidet. They are the way of the future. They are cheap, environmentally friendly, and by far the most hygienic way to clean yourself

  • TJ Pierce
    TJ Pierce 2 months ago

    Use a trigger spray bottle filled with witch hazel. Same deal. Refreshing? Mary, don't ask!

  • Jonny DIY
    Jonny DIY 2 months ago +3

    Che's Bidets Opening Soon!!! 😁👍

  • Cockney John
    Cockney John 2 months ago

    OK, let's get this clear from the start. These devices are NOT called "B'days" OK? That's the stupid yank pronunciation. The CORRECT pronunciation is "Beedays"

  • M H
    M H 2 months ago

    Hilarious!!!!!

  • F1NGER
    F1NGER 2 months ago +7

    Che is correct on every point. Buying a bidet was the best decision of my life. Wet wipes clog the sewer system and are expensive as hell. A simple $30 attachment for your toilet is not only more hygienic and better for the environment, but it will actually save you money on toilet paper. After getting one, the only thing I need the paper for is drying up the water, so I only use a fraction of what I used before. Going in a public restroom or at another person's house feels like a regression back to the stone age. I might as well wipe my ass with poison ivy.

  • Steven McGovern
    Steven McGovern 2 months ago

    I love my bidet.

  • Sarah
    Sarah 2 months ago

    Did americans just discover bidets? So they only use toilet paper and for some reason think that is hygienic? with that logic you only dry of your hands but not wash them and expect same outcome?

  • Jullian Kelley
    Jullian Kelley 2 months ago

    Lmao

  • Mchersc
    Mchersc 2 months ago

    Is he wearing sweatpants?

  • A Schlupp
    A Schlupp 2 months ago

    Hahahaha

  • melissa tipton
    melissa tipton 2 months ago +1

    💙💙💙💙💙😬

  • Cubsfan122112
    Cubsfan122112 2 months ago

    thought maybe Jordan Schlansky would appear in this segment. Che and Schlansky should meet.

  • Brandon Hines
    Brandon Hines 2 months ago

    Get this man on H3

  • rnjbond
    rnjbond 2 months ago

    Michael Che is too cool to tuck in his shirt.

  • TW E
    TW E 2 months ago +1

    "Penguin walking to the sink with my pants around my ankles trying to wet some tissues like a fool"
    I thought I was the only one.

  • Zone 9
    Zone 9 2 months ago +3

    We have bidets on our house and I love them! They are good for both men and women and you feel so much cleaner and use less toilet paper.

  • nina alfa
    nina alfa 2 months ago +5

    Where I came from the Bidet / water hose next to the toilet seat is mandatory , when I moved to the states this was one of the struggles I had and the toilet papers caused me skin troubles due to excessive wiping and I was never clean enough and thanks to Amazon I was able to find a bidet that can be attached to the toilet seat itself.. I know that this segment is for laughs but I really think that every one should give it a try .. it is much hygienic and you use less toilet paper 👍🏻👍🏻 sorry If ai sound like a boring commercial 😁😁

  • Richard Servello
    Richard Servello 2 months ago

    Can SNL please just be them....the rest really suck. Or they could get their own show!

  • Carloes Mooreno
    Carloes Mooreno 2 months ago

    It would be nice if all the late night shows made a push for bidets and then they all unify for one big show... for bidets. :)

  • Tina Coruth
    Tina Coruth 2 months ago

    🤣🤣🤣

  • David Mehnert
    David Mehnert 2 months ago

    日本海
    For girl and boy, let
    A Japanese toilet
    Make of unspoiled sea an
    Easy calm ... O, never roil it!

  • The AJ
    The AJ 2 months ago

    People who think bidets are weird, ask yourself this:
    If a dog took a shit in your kitchen, would you only use tissue paper to wipe it?

  • Eric Brinkman
    Eric Brinkman 2 months ago

    LOL at describing a bidets as a "splash of hope" 2:00

  • geegeezlouis86
    geegeezlouis86 2 months ago

    I was skeptical about bidets until I visited a friend in Egypt and now I miss them so much

  • Mr. D.
    Mr. D. 2 months ago

    Love this sketch but Americans are upset by cleanliness but healthcare, mass shootings and corrupt politicians, they're okay. ... weird.

  • GrotrianSeiler
    GrotrianSeiler 2 months ago

    Michael Che is a boss. Never disappointed. Pure funny man.

  • cantstopmistadomino
    cantstopmistadomino 2 months ago

    This. MORE. NOW! Loved it!

  • SPFCasual
    SPFCasual 2 months ago

    Micheal Che is a comic genius not even in his prime.

  • PRINCESS
    PRINCESS 2 months ago +3

    Watching westerners discover the use of water to wipe your butt clean is incredible

  • Ashley Jarriel
    Ashley Jarriel 2 months ago +3

    “Shut up, Collin! You white guy! ...it’s better when Leslie does it.” 🤣

  • Shaun
    Shaun 2 months ago

    (Sarcastic voice) I have to say that I am a huge fan of Tushy but I didn't know they made bidets too. I guess their interested in all things anal after all

  • Joe Cuviello
    Joe Cuviello 2 months ago

    Bidets are great!

  • HMWFish
    HMWFish 2 months ago

    You did it, Che! Tell the fucking people! lol

  • Milady
    Milady 2 months ago

    So, sketchy subway fappers are so common they might as well be a tourist attraction, but an ad about a clean ass is offensive. Lol NY.

  • Veteran Nintenerd
    Veteran Nintenerd 2 months ago

    "You white... *_guy_* "

  • PenelopeSasha
    PenelopeSasha 2 months ago

    Life. CHANGED.

  • Paulina Bringas
    Paulina Bringas 2 months ago

    LMAO LOVE IT

  • Mahoney
    Mahoney 2 months ago +7

    I had 2 colon operations this year and bidets made recovery much more bearable.

  • Kenneth Simmons
    Kenneth Simmons 2 months ago

    Yuck! This excrement excitement is disgusting.

  • Gummie Worms
    Gummie Worms 2 months ago

    How much is a bidet? Seems expensive. Although idk lol I never seen one 😄😳

    • Zone 9
      Zone 9 2 months ago

      You can get one for like 40 bucks, or you can get a spray hose attachment for like $20. They are pretty cheap.

  • Roy Vas
    Roy Vas 2 months ago

    Hey! Michael Che, Does it clean explosive diarrhea?