Weekend Update: Michael Che on Bidets - SNL

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  • Published on Dec 9, 2018
  • Michael Che stops by Weekend Update to share how getting a bidet has changed his life.
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Comments • 415

  • jenna sanchez
    jenna sanchez 22 days ago

    “SHUT UP.... WHITE GUY!” “what?” “I don’t know it’s better when Leslie does it...”

  • Marc Avon Evans
    Marc Avon Evans Month ago

    So FUNNY! How'd I miss this?!

  • Tina Loye
    Tina Loye 2 months ago

    0:13 what is Che wearing?

  • Akoga17
    Akoga17 2 months ago

    I still ship them so much!

  • Shiva Ho
    Shiva Ho 2 months ago

    He's right about using a Bidet...everyone should get at least one & try it before poopooing it.

  • zed snorklebottum
    zed snorklebottum 2 months ago

    😆😂😅🤣🔥🔥🔥

  • Endless Void Studios
    Endless Void Studios 2 months ago

    you can tell it's hard for Michael to stand up to Colin it's probably all the psychical abuse and put down's you can do it Che don't let that White Guy hold you down XD

  • Charlie Figueroa
    Charlie Figueroa 2 months ago

    I love how he doesn’t wear black pants or even tuck in his shirt. Amazing

  • Yasmine Vine
    Yasmine Vine 2 months ago

    Fun fact: in Iran Every home and all restrooms anywhere have bidets

  • CallMeAvocado
    CallMeAvocado 3 months ago

    Michael Che is brilliant.

  • William Oxford
    William Oxford 3 months ago

    "Bidet", a French word. It all makes sense now!!!

  • humeyramine
    humeyramine 4 months ago +1

    Lol as a muslim, these discussions about needing a bidet or not are so crazy to me. We've been using that for over a thousand years, trust me you need it you won't regret it and please get it. It's basic hygiene.

  • Jamaica kelly
    Jamaica kelly 4 months ago +2

    “It’s better with Leslie” omg 😂😂

  • Mark Cody
    Mark Cody 4 months ago

    He’s right about the bidet though! Changed my life!

  • Ropsana Khanom
    Ropsana Khanom 5 months ago

    I would recommend a Lota, been using it since a kid and it’s much more hygienic.

  • slayer 1
    slayer 1 5 months ago

    0:53 had an event like that and a wave one day this wave hit me so hard and heavy it shook me around like a rag doll like a bunch of hands are all around me shaking me Every Witch Way violently the water hit me so hard it Force its way into my mouth out of my eyes and my ears into my eyes and my ears I'm pretty sure someone in other places also and after that there were a few more coming and if I didn't get out in time the second or third one was going to jack me up real good ... again ... maybe worse because this one looks bigger not that I saw the first one. LOL and I was tired as hell it was going to be over LOL but I got out in time I got some soda and some barbecue and everything was fine I don't go into the water no more not that I'm scared I just don't LOL

  • zizinnnn
    zizinnnn 5 months ago

    a splash of hope

  • Diogenes it
    Diogenes it 5 months ago

    I love how he runs to the other side of Colin

  • Smitten Kitten
    Smitten Kitten 6 months ago

    I love bidets too!

  • tejaswoman
    tejaswoman 6 months ago

    Sooooo confused the first time I saw one, Italy, 1988.

  • Jason Potts
    Jason Potts 6 months ago

    Love how we get a quick glimpse of the fact that Che’s suit ends at the waist.

  • Bryan
    Bryan 7 months ago

    Was anyone else reminded of the Zach Galifianakis skit?

  • Ellen S
    Ellen S 7 months ago

    Subway decency standards my ass (which, coincidentally, is one of the less obscene things you’ll see on the subway)

  • Bolt the Super-Pony
    Bolt the Super-Pony 7 months ago

    I have never laughed so hard at potty humor

  •  7 months ago

    "Wow so this is SNL!" Well to be fair he never saw it from that chair.

  • SkLLzDaTkLLs
    SkLLzDaTkLLs 7 months ago

    bidets are fucking awesome, glad to see this

  • Trevor Miles
    Trevor Miles 7 months ago

    I like how you can tell that they are real buds.

  • Nicola Taddonio
    Nicola Taddonio 7 months ago +1

    We Italians can't really understand how can the rest of the World live without bidets.

  • B B
    B B 7 months ago

    This is the funniest Che bit yet haha. Usually I don't like him because they seem to delegate him to bland skits or to being an even straighter man to Jost's straightest ever man

  • brandon johnson
    brandon johnson 8 months ago

    I agree magical

  • zztop3000
    zztop3000 8 months ago

    1:15 Shut up you dindu, loool

  • Seetiyan
    Seetiyan 8 months ago

    Michael Che, putting all kinds of images in ym head that I did NOT want to think about.

  • Chris Woodrich
    Chris Woodrich 8 months ago

    If anything, he's underselling bidets.

  • Junior Vafai
    Junior Vafai 8 months ago

    Michael Che's full last name must be Cheekbones cause his are really nice

  • Ken Chao
    Ken Chao 8 months ago

    I was just in Japan this passing summer and I’m telling you, bidets are amazing. The first time I tried one in a hotel I put the pressure all the way up thinking it wouldn’t be that strong. I jumped so high the maid came in to make sure everything was ok. But it really does clean your ass well. You know when you have those really dry #2s? With the bidet, it’s so much easier to wipe and clean. 10/10 would recommend, just start off on low pressure lmao

  • Sir Casman Marvellolover

    Michal should be in movies man

  • Patrick Malizio
    Patrick Malizio 8 months ago

    I can't stop laughing. When he talked about the water going so far up that it came out of his eyes, I lost it. Pure genius. Thanks SNL.

  • Brandon
    Brandon 8 months ago

    Che’s speech is only half comedic routine, the other half being genuine passion for bidets.

  • Alli McLellan
    Alli McLellan 8 months ago

    subway decency standards? I once had to avoid sitting in a seat full of actual cum on the L train.

  • Tj Azton
    Tj Azton 8 months ago

    Seriously if you have not bought a bidet, buy one now! It is like taking a shower for the first time. You will never know until you tiry it. amzn.to/2EeCmvw

  • Bea Kiddo
    Bea Kiddo 8 months ago +1

    I don't know how people go on with their life without having a bidet.

  • Paul Bryner
    Paul Bryner 8 months ago +1

    “It’s better when Leslie does it.” 😄

  • Haley Dunning
    Haley Dunning 8 months ago +1

    colins suit is way too small

  • Ally Estrada
    Ally Estrada 8 months ago +2

    Im dyingggg 🤣🤣🤣
    I love how Colin is so confused over everything
    Michael Che’s passion for the bidets! Makes me want one now lol

  • Desiree Lopez-Cepero
    Desiree Lopez-Cepero 8 months ago

    He's right! Do you knowe broke oin Pakistan think we're dirty because we don't hose our butts down after bathing? So ive been told by a few Pakistanis from their mother land.

  • Jonathan Arena
    Jonathan Arena 8 months ago

    Michael Che doing his Pete Davidson impression?

  • Lorena Matelat
    Lorena Matelat 8 months ago

    I am from Argentina, and the bidet is the norm in every barhroom.
    Ironically, our bidets are Made in USA.

  • adventureswithkelly
    adventureswithkelly 8 months ago

    😂 🚽 haha baby wipes. In my world 🌎 it’s used for something else haaaa

    • Chris Mullins
      Chris Mullins 8 months ago

      adventureswithkelly ...I’m confused. Is the answer babies?

  • cloud reader
    cloud reader 8 months ago

    Update that beany cap didnt help a bit peeker head. Now hung in the kitchen for a course chopped ham sandwich and less cheese. But Space X is working on absorption of nutrients and evacuation of waste through the skin an tie up a few loose ends and the beloved bidet an obsolete memory. Bwaaaaaaaa

  • IsisRenee1
    IsisRenee1 8 months ago

    This was the funniest one in a while. I loved it!

  • Trev Dakine
    Trev Dakine 8 months ago +1

    Disposable wipes are awesome. People who don't use them are basically walking around with poop stained buttholes.

    • Professicchio
      Professicchio 7 months ago

      .....or they actually do the civilized thing and use a bidet!

  • andybaldman
    andybaldman 8 months ago +1

    *If you don't have a bidet toilet seat, GET ONE TODAY. It will change your life.*

  • Heath Rawls
    Heath Rawls 8 months ago

    SHUT UP COLLIN! you, white... guy

  • Richard Dragven
    Richard Dragven 8 months ago +2

    I wish Michael Che was able to say that politicians from New York City and Albany want us to be European so bad that they have literally told New Yorkers to clean their asses better. The world's biggest cage, NYCity

  • Enlightened Man
    Enlightened Man 8 months ago +1

    Colin and Michael...Should be broadcasting the nightly news...best commentary...best reporting...ironically accurate...✌😎

  • Theoria Praxis
    Theoria Praxis 8 months ago +4

    Those two are a laugh riot.

  • Pandora
    Pandora 8 months ago

    Anyone who's ever been to Japan knows that modern bidets are a freaking godsend. I'd have gotten one in my apartment, but our toilet is just *barely* too small.

  • trevor armstrong
    trevor armstrong 8 months ago

    love these guys so funny

  • Kyto Bytes
    Kyto Bytes 8 months ago

    Bidets are amazing and Americans are disgusting for not using them.
    Takes 33 gallons of water to make 1 roll of toilet paper, just so you can smear your shit into the pours around your asshole.
    All to avoid properly washing our asses.

  • rickydfcc77
    rickydfcc77 8 months ago +7

    Michael Che just got off the bidet and didn't have time to put pants on

  • Laura Kane
    Laura Kane 8 months ago

    Can’t Michael Che go more than 60 seconds without a racist comment? What a pig

  • Sebastian Winkler
    Sebastian Winkler 8 months ago

    HOLY FUCK i laughed alll the way through

  • Alan Hamilton
    Alan Hamilton 8 months ago +1

    He’s not making this up. My bidet changed my life. You can tell he’s actually used a bidet. It’s really that magical.

  • Taylor Craig Newbold
    Taylor Craig Newbold 8 months ago

    STAHP. Black people don't use bidets.

  • TheMavWith_A_Mouth
    TheMavWith_A_Mouth 8 months ago +2

    "Michael Che 'stops by' Weekend Update?" What, did they fire him too??

  • Mary Rose Kent
    Mary Rose Kent 8 months ago +7

    Baby wipes really are an environmental disaster.

  • Josh Vela
    Josh Vela 8 months ago

    I died at the chicken wing reference.

  • Goofey ButReal
    Goofey ButReal 8 months ago

    This is just too much funny!

  • Jae Lynn
    Jae Lynn 8 months ago

    Why the EF are people making bidets when it seems like a huge waste of water. Just get some toilet paper wet to wipe your ass, or use those toilet wipes.

    • Mary Rose Kent
      Mary Rose Kent 8 months ago +1

      Jae Lynn
      It’s way more hygienic and wipes are like dryer sheets-they never biodegrade.

  • Vincent Ciccone
    Vincent Ciccone 8 months ago

    This one was epic 🤣😂😅😁😆

  • TheRoshan
    TheRoshan 8 months ago +2

    Bidets should be standard. Wiping your shitty ass with toilet paper and then going about your day is nasty as hell. Fucking wash it! Bidets are better for the environment too.

  • Vincent Ciccone
    Vincent Ciccone 8 months ago

    I've never laughed so hard this year. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Marie Shanahan
    Marie Shanahan 8 months ago

    That was funny!!😅 Love that guy.

  • Sky Dog
    Sky Dog 8 months ago +1

    M.C. & C.J. ROCK!!! am a long time SNL fan and could not be happier

  • Jenny
    Jenny 8 months ago

    I never knew what a bidet was. Then like 10 years ago I started seeing a guy who had money. One night after drinking I wandered into one of the bathrooms and puked in the bidet. Didn't know it didn't flush though. Oops!