Why I'm going into Love Island 2021...

  • Published on Jun 24, 2021
    The show where single attractive people go into a villa and couple up and recouple and argue and most importantly, look good doing it. I react to the new Love Island 2021 contestants, before providing my own audition for the show.
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Comments • 211

  • Max Fosh
    Max Fosh 11 months ago +345

    i chuckled so many times during this

    • Harry C
      Harry C 11 months ago +1

      It’s Max Fosh and welcome to streetsmart!

    • Ben Wrigley
      Ben Wrigley 11 months ago +4

      Hello max

    • Remi the Rat
      Remi the Rat 11 months ago +3

      Aaaaayy Foshyyyyy

  • James Lawrence Allcott
    James Lawrence Allcott 11 months ago +401

    elite vid mate. so so good

    • Aoife shelley
      Aoife shelley 11 months ago

      @Oliolioli :D is your girlfriend in love lsland if her is can she txt me name is aoife shelley from Cork did she see maura in love lsland xxxx

    • Oliolioli :D
      Oliolioli :D 11 months ago

      @InfinityTornado James Lawrence Allcott

    • InfinityTornado
      InfinityTornado 11 months ago

      @Oliolioli :D who

    • Oliolioli :D
      Oliolioli :D 11 months ago

      Surprised to see you here!

    • Ciarán Carlin
      Ciarán Carlin  11 months ago +71

      Thank you mate ❤️😌

  • shadow306k
    shadow306k 11 months ago +265

    I'm honestly sad you didn't say "I like all women, especially women in general"

    • Dave Sawyer
      Dave Sawyer 11 months ago +4

      *raises a glass to the lost ones*

  • ItsSkye 🌟
    ItsSkye 🌟 11 months ago +128

    The only way they can make love island worth watching is sending ciarán in there

  • Gorfonz
    Gorfonz 11 months ago +185

    I love swimming pools, I love women,
    and I love being knee deep in both.
    (The most love island thing to be said) 10:38

  • Need for Tweed
    Need for Tweed 11 months ago +110

    To be fair, if every contestant was like that Ciarán feller, I would actually watch an episode of Love Island... Or Paradise Hotel or Ex on the beach. You know, shite TV.

  • Zakabi
    Zakabi 11 months ago +95

    Levels of dominance:
    Alpha male
    Beta male
    Ciarán male🥸

    • loba
      loba 10 months ago +1

      Then there is me

    • Will Cooper
      Will Cooper 11 months ago +4

      You forgot sigma

  • James Harris
    James Harris 11 months ago +37

    We need to get this man on love island

  • Katelijn VO
    Katelijn VO 11 months ago +30

    Ciarán: it's not the financial market!
    Love Island: STONKS

    • Katelijn VO
      Katelijn VO 11 months ago +1

      @Ciarán Carlin it just captures the meaning of overconfidence bias perfectly and for some reason it reminds me of 80's radness, and that is always good

    • Ciarán Carlin
      Ciarán Carlin  11 months ago +6

      I love the words STONKS so much for some reason

  • Lambulance
    Lambulance 11 months ago +29

    I am also a water engineer - I am now going to leave my job, throwing away years of training and experience and pick up a new career so there is no chance in hell that I can be associated with that toe lover!

  • Laurence Connor
    Laurence Connor 11 months ago +130

    TheXvidr Love Island would be hilarious

  • Greg Ferguson
    Greg Ferguson 11 months ago +153

    "Shat all over the sanctity of Christian marriage" 😂😂😂😂

  • Casual Coops
    Casual Coops 11 months ago +4

    I’m actually crying with laughing at your audition 😂😂😂 great video!

  • gno nimo
    gno nimo 11 months ago +5

    Can we have a weekly Ciaran Carlin run down of these dregs of humanity while they're on show in the media zoo please.

  • Shawn Buckingham
    Shawn Buckingham 11 months ago +2

    You know, this is perfect.
    Stellar job Ciarán

  • Luka Mander
    Luka Mander 11 months ago +19

    "ive been single for two years, recently been in a long term relationship" you what, Brad?

  • No
    No 11 months ago +6

    Ciaràn doesn't even need to go on Love Island we all know he would win.

  • Emilie Walsh
    Emilie Walsh 11 months ago +6

    Ciarán from inside Doja Cat - “ we don’t steal, we borrow!!”

  • Comfort
    Comfort 11 months ago +1

    I would 100% step forward for
    Ciarán, solely based on that intro video.

  • Dead_Fam
    Dead_Fam 11 months ago +1

    Ciaran should be on love island, it'd be way more interesting and I would watch it

  • Aislinn Saoirse
    Aislinn Saoirse 11 months ago +3

    That winning smile at the end 🌟

  • Thomas Caldicott
    Thomas Caldicott 11 months ago +1

    Lost count the amount of times I laughed out loud watching this 😂

  • Conor Thickens
    Conor Thickens 11 months ago +1

    I've watched this about 6 times since it gracefully came into my life, amazing

  • alex.e.z
    alex.e.z 10 months ago +1

    "Its not a financial market...It's people!" love that

  • Liz Grantham
    Liz Grantham 11 months ago +5

    You're the only TheXvid that makes me actually laugh out loud

  • It's Maria Lifestyle
    It's Maria Lifestyle 11 months ago +1

    I can't stop laughing on this one 🤣

  • YT O.G
    YT O.G 11 months ago +4

    Ciarán is so underrated 😂

  • ItsSkye 🌟
    ItsSkye 🌟 11 months ago +29

    The things some of these people are willing to say on national tv is a bit concerning tbh

  • Piers
    Piers 11 months ago +1

    I was thinking that Hugo was the only one I wasn't entirely repulsed by...and then he said mother.
    So it's the "rail me" lady instead.

  • Barney Makes Music
    Barney Makes Music 10 months ago

    This was great... Marge and Bart had me 😂😂😂

  • G. A.
    G. A. 11 months ago

    Ciaran is going to surpass Willne for sure. This man is hilarious

  • Pure SwankyHD
    Pure SwankyHD 11 months ago

    honestly love you so much brother, constanly cracking me up. Big ups to you brother and one love from colchester x

  • J Y
    J Y 11 months ago +1

    Ciarán your content is hilarious 😂

  • Lauren A
    Lauren A 11 months ago +7

    When you watch WillNE’s video about Love Island, and Ciarán just confirms his comment about Shannon (1:52 here, 1:34 S2W)

  • M J
    M J 11 months ago +3

    You’re def my favorite love island contestant

  • Ellie Williams
    Ellie Williams 11 months ago +18

    Ciarán you need to HOST love island, youtuber love island please

  • B T
    B T 11 months ago +2

    Fucking hell you’ve hit a new high here. Absolutely hilarious

  • Din djarin
    Din djarin 10 months ago

    I can’t believe it took me this long to realise you have your own channel. Amazing vid.

  • ItsSkye 🌟
    ItsSkye 🌟 11 months ago +6

    7:37 kinda scary how accurate that was 😂

  • candy
    candy 11 months ago +3

    Someone I know used to work at the same place as Hugo. Firstly I don’t even think he was a real teacher (I don’t know the exact details) and he walks like he’s on his tip-toes because he has something wrong with his feet.

  • Martyna Fatel
    Martyna Fatel 11 months ago +1

    Ciaran, I'm taken, but that audition tape got me GOIN'! 🌊🌊🌊

  • Evan B 19
    Evan B 19 11 months ago +6

    You’re right about Mormons, Ciarán, I converted to Mormonism to marry Five Guys.
    btw, greetings from Birmingham. 👏

  • inflicted
    inflicted 11 months ago

    I’m usually composed but I might spaff In my pants this time 😂😂😂 this guys a legend

  • Indi
    Indi 11 months ago +4

    That fella at the end is a menace to society. Hide your wives (hopefully you've already hidden your kids after seeing Hugo's introduction) because he's out to get em

    • Indi
      Indi 11 months ago +1

      @Martyna Fatel glad it made someone laugh haha

    • Martyna Fatel
      Martyna Fatel 11 months ago +1

      the (..) part made me chuckle a lot

  • Joe Rogers
    Joe Rogers 11 months ago +1

    That entry vid at the end was so funny 🤣

  • Olivia Preston
    Olivia Preston 11 months ago +1

    Petition to get ciarán on love island 👉📝

  • Anni
    Anni 11 months ago +1

    Absolute 😍😍😍 from me perfect audition beaut!

  • Mascha Ringe
    Mascha Ringe 11 months ago +1

    mate your character was terrifying, well done

  • Amy Jackson
    Amy Jackson 11 months ago +14

    When his poses are better than the contestants

  • drag hag
    drag hag 11 months ago

    If you did omg id love that. Youre so unique the dudes wouldnt know what to do cuz any fit babe that ends up with you is gunna be sooo lucky!! Youre sense of humor is **perf** like muah chefs kiss. The camera would be on you alllll the tiiime. And we would never vote you off as "least interesting" couples

  • Emrys
    Emrys 11 months ago +6

    10:51 I think we know who the next TheXvid boxer isn't going to be

  • James Budden
    James Budden 11 months ago

    God i've not laughed like that at a YT vid for a long time. Really very funny.

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  • Domjdude 001
    Domjdude 001 11 months ago +17

    The funny thing is that Will made a video l8ke this and when he saw the second contestant he said 'how many google searches have just happened?'

  • Up The Ra
    Up The Ra 10 months ago +1

    This guy is so talently funny

  • iwr
    iwr 11 months ago +1

    Ciaran, you are truly a god

  • Dynamic Fudge
    Dynamic Fudge 11 months ago +5

    Anyone from Birmingham on Love Island is on the wrong show, should've gone on Undatables... 😂

  • kristy
    kristy 11 months ago +1

    30 seconds in and we're already at "nonce" 😭😂

  • Mark W
    Mark W 11 months ago +1

    The typing bit wrote me off 😂

  • CoolToMe
    CoolToMe 11 months ago

    The swimming pool line got me

  • Nathan R
    Nathan R 10 months ago

    2:10 wait how has he been single for two years but recently got out of a relationship??

  • harvey collyer
    harvey collyer 11 months ago

    "That's not a dance, that's excrement"

  • Bubs Illuminated
    Bubs Illuminated 10 months ago +1

    Goodness you’re a laugh 😂 ❤️🇿🇦

  • Dio Brando
    Dio Brando 11 months ago

    NOO 😭😭
    It’s gonna be too unfair mate don’t go
    You’ll just fuck everyone and leave no one for everyone else

  • Harry
    Harry 11 months ago +4

    U need to be in the new series Big mighty Willy and James Marriott r doing on it

  • Mortin
    Mortin 11 months ago

    God damn I love you Ciaran

  • KimIsNotAUnicorn
    KimIsNotAUnicorn 11 months ago +1

    "great in bread" ME TOO

  • Dusan Stanisic
    Dusan Stanisic 11 months ago +1

    Man they got sam obaseki on (come on the first guy literally sounds like him). Nice. Only missing Earnie Santiago now.

  • Names Jottage
    Names Jottage 11 months ago +3

    had me in the first half ngl

  • Kieran.42
    Kieran.42 11 months ago +1

    This is going to be funny I already know

  • zoë
    zoë 11 months ago +1

    LMAOO you're so jokes ciaran i dont know how u think of some of these absolute zingers mate!!

  • thatfiction
    thatfiction 11 months ago +3

    Ahh finally my favourite cringe buffer for consuming love island intros

  • Archie Gee
    Archie Gee 11 months ago +1

    Great video!

  • Jessica Adami
    Jessica Adami 11 months ago

    You should review love island South Africa, it’s shocking

  • G Hou
    G Hou 11 months ago +1

    Cracking video. Let me know your success with the doja cat situation, I’d love to join you mate.

  • Tubbo loves bees
    Tubbo loves bees 11 months ago

    My parents love this show

  • fich_n_chips05
    fich_n_chips05 11 months ago +10

    Always looking forward to these videos. Hi from Germany

    • fich_n_chips05
      fich_n_chips05 11 months ago +5

      @Ciarán Carlin They are at the top of my list, even though I live in the south of Germany

    • Ciarán Carlin
      Ciarán Carlin  11 months ago +9

      Hello! I hope you support Schalke too...

  • Timbre The Rapper
    Timbre The Rapper 11 months ago

    This was a Class video 😂

  • Tao
    Tao 11 months ago

    Cirian you said happy b day to me it was on the 23rd my friends were really jealous 😎

  • Don’t Worry1993
    Don’t Worry1993 11 months ago

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Ciaran was too funny here

  • Joshua Blake
    Joshua Blake 11 months ago

    What a bit a content that earned a subscription

  • Sam Greenhouse
    Sam Greenhouse 11 months ago +2

    I’m so glad you exist 😂😂

  • Abi Leach
    Abi Leach 11 months ago +1

    CIARÁN CARLIN’S FROM COLCHESTER? I am tooo, why am I only just learning this information

    CT ON TOUR 11 months ago +1

    Why would you look at your new born baby and call her Sharon.

  • Joe Vincent
    Joe Vincent 11 months ago

    Fuck me this was so funny 😂😂😂

  • Lori B
    Lori B 9 months ago

    Liar, liar, plants for hire! Chloe is 45 and ***** Always funny, Ciarán!

  • Sonny Kittridge
    Sonny Kittridge 11 months ago +4

    I saw yoda in the preview and thought he was a contestant, I'm so disappointed he was the fittest.

  • R C
    R C 11 months ago

    Love this man

  • Dave Seber
    Dave Seber 11 months ago +4

    "Hi, my name's Ciarán, i'm 26 and im from Colester." Colchester? So close.

  • Mr Dan Sibly
    Mr Dan Sibly 11 months ago +1

    No freeken way 🤣 this would be awesome

  • Domjdude 001
    Domjdude 001 11 months ago +2


  • Millie Phillips
    Millie Phillips 11 months ago

    Hugo have me James Marriott vibes

  • WILKO258
    WILKO258 11 months ago +1

    Haven’t left a like on a video since liking songs back in the day to use liked videos as a playlist because I didn’t know how to use playlists, I left a like on this though well done

  • Willbur Fails At Everything

    POV - the old man at the corner shop told you had nice shoes

  • UzzyT
    UzzyT 11 months ago

    That ending is disturbing…

  • E Calle
    E Calle 11 months ago

    Hilarious video

  • hannis rocks
    hannis rocks 11 months ago

    cutting some stellar shapes at the end

  • It's Always Emerson
    It's Always Emerson 11 months ago

    I need that thiccers t shirt

  • Ebony Watts
    Ebony Watts 11 months ago

    Wasn't fully paying attention and it startled me when you said my name.

  • John Percival
    John Percival 11 months ago

    Till today not a Fuken clue who you were but that was hilarious. Subbed. 😂