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If he answered 'no' to 'do you not NOT want to go to bed?' that would mean he didn't want to go to bed
The camera person must go crazy with him. So funny, but a bit hyper.
The curry and sex line was the funniest 🤣🤣🤣
When they only dsy no you offer sweets n ice cream they say no mummy n daddy get them 😆
My boy couldn't say superhero went round asking g for shitinaboat
I remember my mum telling me what my first word was. Mama and papa are the Dutch words for mum and dad. Turns out the first word that came out of my mouth was mapa. So when I yelled MAPA I'd basically ask both my parents to come.
Sex, Guinness, Thai food, hot tub = American formula
No turkey no car should be a song. XD
Once my fd's 5-year-old daughter asked him to help with her homework. He had to think of a word for every alphabet. When it came to Q, my fd said Q for killer!
who else google what a xylophone is😅
G, for *gnome*
The french part had me loling
159 dislikes from the Juice
A for antidisestablishmentarianism
"sorry i was busy" 😂
I had a woman on the phone say, 'Y' for 'U'. She meant Y for you of course but it did take me a moment
what does "On the lion" mean?
Or a lion ... never wake a sleeping lion
'humour' as an instrument of evil at those all too easily corrupted
He's French accent is so good !!
XD the random man in the audience calling out "Curry!" X3
P for pterodactyl
I'm watching this for like the 400th time lol x
That was the quickest 10 minutes of my life
If this Git, had a stage of approximately 2m square , he wouldn’t have an act .
You: N for nigger*Shit!*Them: ...excuse me?
When you can play xylophone...
Hitler in a store be like
I think it's called champagne problems lol
I’ve just discovered this amazing comic, and now I can’t stop watching his videos... I’m laughing my head off 😂😂😂
A for Aisle, B for Bravo, C for Cue, D for Double-u, E for Eye, F for Four, G for Gnat, H for Honor, I for Ian, J for Jalapeno, K for Knight, L for Lima, M for Mnemonic, N for Nine, O for Ouija, P for Phrase, Q for Queue, R for Row, S for Sea, T for Tsunami, U for Urge, V for View, W for Why, X for Xylophone, Y for You, Z for Zoo.
Babies learn one motor skill over the other.
Do you hear it Michael? You panicker
He’s not French he’s German
Dancing and moving furniture works too.
The thing that gets me with toddlers how you make them their favorite dish for dinner. After you make the damn dish, they refuse to eat. Then want something else to eat... You basically yell at them and say, THIS ISN'T A FUCKING MCDONALD'S. Do to the exhaustion that one feels. I have done it. It takes close to 15 min to convince them to eat the dinner in front of them.
I love the curtain between the different jokes😍
I am so happy I found this dude. Best comedian EVER!
He really is fantastic
"Nooooo Jeeewwws" 😂😂
*G* for _GNOME_
Saying no to do you not not want to go to bed still means you do not want to go to bed
Being Jewish myself this is really funny;)😘
What an exceptionally mediocre comedian.
N for n-n-n darling any help Ahhhh knickers
I couldn’t stop laughing the whole vid omg 🤣
I couldn’t say truck, some how fire truck became fire fuck.....
My little brother says no all the time! It’s so funny he’s 18 months and it’s so cute 🤣 and Micheal is so funnyand what he says is so true as well 🤣😂🤣😂
I love Michael McIntyre but he does do too much stuff on children and babies.Not everybody has them, so cannot find it funny, keep it general 👍
@Rebecca W That is such a stupid thing to say. Give me strength.
But you have been a child, Mini Me. So relate. 🙄
And now all I have in my TheXvid recommended is bloody stories about babies 😡🤬 I don't care FFS 🙄
Is michael strait
Yeah just very camp
Ed Tulborn yeh
I mean it's the oxytocin level that induces labour also produced by the body eating spicy food and having sex.
It should be X for Xanax lol"You'll need that when you grow up love"
6:52 “It’s snowing In August” Michaels been watching Nanny McPhee
Men are fertile every fucking day, it's not worth a fucking clap, and his wife created both boys on her own, Michael, your contribution was 10cc's of snot. She risked her life, you risked fuck all.
Have you seen the Boston hornbook Primer? "Xerxes the Great did die; and so muft you and I". At least Xylophone is cheery XD XP
N for nibba
K for knee, p for pneumonia, o for opossum....
O for oedipus
“G” for “nome”
Might get wooooshed for this, but...Garden Gnome
I worked with a lady who was Native American. In her native language the word for cold sounds like "ah jew" She said when she took her son to the doctor her son kept saying he was cold in their native tongue. The doctor was Jewish. She had to explain to the doctor what her son was actually saying. Kids and language barriers, you gotta love it! :-)
Kinda sounds like achoo too