Weekend Update: SpaceX Launches Rocket with Cremated Remains - SNL

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  • Amazing Supergirl
    Amazing Supergirl 12 days ago

    Why did Colin pronounce Utah as U-Town?

  • sidejobs6
    sidejobs6 18 days ago

    Bad joke about SpaceX and climate change 👎

  • Taryn Morvillo
    Taryn Morvillo Month ago

    The whole Toxic Masculinity thing has got to be shut down. Because if anyone told me I rep'd Toxic Femininity or Toxic Androgeny or Toxic Transitioning Gender, I would have to give them a backwards hand then Riverdance cleats on their face for the finisher... 👉🏼🤛🏼

  • Nelly King
    Nelly King 2 months ago

    Lol!!

  • Creepa Stupid
    Creepa Stupid 3 months ago

    Never bring a penis to an ice pick fight

  • Mikel1618
    Mikel1618 3 months ago

    "Unfortunately they were not cremated when it launched" LOL.

  • Edward Anthony
    Edward Anthony 3 months ago

    ooh

  • Tango Bango
    Tango Bango 3 months ago

    I like Kevin Hart. Geesh!

  • Ryan
    Ryan 4 months ago

    Funny joke, but rocket explosions do actually cremate the unfortunate people.

  • Will Pack
    Will Pack 4 months ago

    If it were up to me, all men and women who decided to not have children should get paid big bucks.

  • Travis Richey
    Travis Richey 4 months ago

    These were some of the funniest jokes I’ve heard our weekend update in decades!
    ~Trav

  • Seetiyan
    Seetiyan 4 months ago

    I mean, it's a bad idea to bring a penis to any fight, really.

  • Skunky Grogan
    Skunky Grogan 4 months ago

    I smiled, but did not laugh...

  • ansahs ansah
    ansahs ansah 4 months ago

    Colin killed it. Lmao

  • Kenny Dee
    Kenny Dee 4 months ago

    Did Colin Jost just say "U-tan man" instead of UTAH?

  • gentlerobot
    gentlerobot 4 months ago

    Michael Che should be the only host. I just fastforward the other guy

  • john clhugyugihjbvgbkj
    john clhugyugihjbvgbkj 4 months ago +3

    Love that one big laugh and the interaction.

  • Bill Ingram
    Bill Ingram 4 months ago +4

    Now THIS is the sort of comedy that SNL needs to get back to. Don't go overboard on the political & Trump jokes. Alec Baldwin isn't funny anymore... the Real President is funnier than him!

    • monokhem
      monokhem 4 months ago +1

      Sure Obama is funnier than Alec Baldwin but that doesn't mean they shouldn't make fun of Trump.

  • Flappie
    Flappie 4 months ago +4

    Don't bring a penis to an ice pick fight.

  • cmetube
    cmetube 4 months ago

    Why do people think they can launch cremated remains when the remains would get destroyed in any atmosphere it reentered into. In addition the carbon half life of any human remains in space won't last the eons of endless time out there; everything will vaporize and be reduced to nil with decay before there can be any delusional claim they may have. People are just so stupid.

  • David Dreyer
    David Dreyer 4 months ago

    Have a Heart no a hard-on for Kevin Hart. It was a decade ago. In Comedic Time it is equivalent to a century.

  • Vincent Ciccone
    Vincent Ciccone 4 months ago

    It's OK women, Japanese are working hard on replacing you with a less irritating robot version. Very soon, you can go live on another planet as you will be replaced. 😂

  • Tony Williams
    Tony Williams 4 months ago

    FUck the gays and their sensitive selves, they are bullies themselves, they bully transwomen, they bully fat gay men, they bully gays who dont fit in to their crazy views. so yeah again FUCK this gay agenda gay mafia homos.

  • Pamela Stefaniotis
    Pamela Stefaniotis 4 months ago

    Speak truth about Volcanic"greenhouse gases" ...then I will listen

  • A Santi
    A Santi 4 months ago +2

    This needs its own half hour

  • Nunya Bizness
    Nunya Bizness 4 months ago +4

    I laughed way too hard at that bullfighting joke! 😏

  • Vito Wash
    Vito Wash 4 months ago

    You have to be this tall to host the Oscars.

  • Shir Kalati
    Shir Kalati 4 months ago +8

    They didn't stop performing it because of the lyrics- they stopped performing it because each performance they would select two random audience members (always a boy and a girl) and heavily pressure them to kiss

    • monokhem
      monokhem 3 months ago

      +noah hall Pretending to laugh and refusing to accept responsibility, you represent your generation well.

    • noah hall
      noah hall 3 months ago +1

      +monokhem lmao they're going to be responsible for the climate change that kills us

    • monokhem
      monokhem 4 months ago

      It's funny that you think this is a point. Your generation is going to die of starvation after your parents die off.

  • Vincent Fayle
    Vincent Fayle 4 months ago

    holy crap i actually laughed at an SNL bit

  • Michael Mara
    Michael Mara 4 months ago

    Are we great yet?

  • Alecs Natanson
    Alecs Natanson 4 months ago

    weekend update just seems like r/nottheonion in video form

  • ramdam974
    ramdam974 4 months ago

    It's like they are fighting to know who's the funniest one joke at a time.

  • TheFiremonkeyman
    TheFiremonkeyman 4 months ago

    wait. *That* kind of Ice pick? I thought it was the bartender kind...

  • Sabrina Kall
    Sabrina Kall 4 months ago +12

    No black comedian is cleaner than Kevin Hart? Michael Che, is there something you want to tell us?

  • Jessica Bishop
    Jessica Bishop 4 months ago

    The penis tuck joke! 😂

  • Kris Holland Doyle
    Kris Holland Doyle 4 months ago

    Why are you guys breaking up weekend update so much?? At least put it into 2 videos!!

  • Liza Tanzawa
    Liza Tanzawa 4 months ago

    Skippable ad or I WON'T BUY IT!

  • Tobe Doss
    Tobe Doss 4 months ago

    Great audience!!!

  • Edmond Pecot Jr.
    Edmond Pecot Jr. 4 months ago

    da earfh

  • Marshall Schaffer
    Marshall Schaffer 4 months ago

    When you hear your university mentioned on snl, that shit is different

  • UHFStation1
    UHFStation1 4 months ago

    I would have loved to see Kevin Hart host. I normally skip the Oscars, but would have watched that one just to see a little diversity.

  • Katie Robinson
    Katie Robinson 4 months ago

    “Never bring a dick to a pick fight” was taken?

  • Deep Lama
    Deep Lama 4 months ago

    Shouldn't it be tucked to the left side though in England? Just askin.

    • Cole Wood
      Cole Wood 4 months ago +1

      Nah it still works. They drive on the left of the road but sit on the right of the car.

  • bigbabyzubas
    bigbabyzubas 4 months ago

    Dead Prostitutes need not apply.

  • horace wayne
    horace wayne 4 months ago

    ice ax??

  • horace wayne
    horace wayne 4 months ago

    colin J is entering all time WU host status

  • Ken
    Ken 4 months ago

    U-Town. 12 mi. Next Exit after Motown.

  • Leid Graebe
    Leid Graebe 4 months ago

    Omg my grandma’s ashes was on the SpaceX launch

  • Bill Garthright
    Bill Garthright 4 months ago

    Wow, they need to tone down the crazy loud laughter here! I mean, it _was_ funny. But enough is enough.

  • aurelia eavum
    aurelia eavum 4 months ago

    I love snl

  • BLACK CNN
    BLACK CNN 4 months ago

    I have a similar show like weekend update, would love some feedback from some comedy fans

  • Balkanse Cookenburg
    Balkanse Cookenburg 4 months ago

    Bla bla white People suck!
    *Npc Clap*

  • iamdmc
    iamdmc 4 months ago

    THAT'S HOW MANY PEOPLE THEY HAVE!
    LOL

  • thegreatmonster
    thegreatmonster 4 months ago +2

    That joke 'Well, that was short', I wanted to make that on Twitter too, buuuuut then again I thought to myself, man, that's hartless, I can't possibly do that now, can I?

  • Jonathan Ryals
    Jonathan Ryals 4 months ago

    Dang, how you gonna discriminate against homophobes? Isn't that ironic? He can't help he's scared of gay people.

  • melted cheetah
    melted cheetah 4 months ago

    Sinbad is a pretty clean black comedian too

  • Jamie Finn
    Jamie Finn 4 months ago

    Sorry, despite how easy the bill Cosby joke was to see it was still brilliant 😂

  • Matt Peters
    Matt Peters 4 months ago

    FINALLY a good SNL. BTW, my opinion matters the most.

  • Cal V Thomas
    Cal V Thomas 4 months ago

    I love weekend update! I didn’t get the bull fight joke tho🤷‍♀️

  • MJ
    MJ 4 months ago

    SJWs and feminists are ruining manliness and society. Fuck them hoes

  • Dina Knott
    Dina Knott 4 months ago +19

    I love Weekend Update but this is a misleading and incomplete explanation of why the Princeton a cappella group has stopped singing "Kiss the Girl."
    Traditionally they sing that song and bring one guy and one girl from the audience on stage and encourage them to kiss, and it came to light that some people felt pressured to kiss when they didn't want to.
    They said they're going to stop singing the song “until we can arrive at a way to perform it that is comfortable and enjoyable for every member of our audience.” I don't know why they don't just do the song without bringing people on stage and having them kiss, but whatever.

    • skylar jewel
      skylar jewel 3 months ago +1

      You do realize that this is satire and made up right. You’re not supposed to take it seriously, it’s supposed to be misleading

  • Duricas
    Duricas 4 months ago

    I'm on day 100 after 5 1/2 years of weed addiction.

  • Olivia Eyes
    Olivia Eyes 4 months ago +2

    I’m the lady shouting “right”

  • Haunt Fanatic
    Haunt Fanatic 4 months ago

    That audience😹

  • Dalyan D
    Dalyan D 4 months ago

    The Bill Cosby shade!! 😂😂

  • Taye Nic
    Taye Nic 4 months ago

    That one guys laugh is amazing. I wish I had him in my life

  • The SuperHeart . Org Foundation

    Michael Che always looks so nervous because he has to read... I don't understand why people think someone who can read off a cue card with no real character is funny... Wait... I forgot... The audience is just happy to be inside on a FREEZING COLD Saturday evening... CACKLE CACKLE!!! ;)

  • Ronan B
    Ronan B 4 months ago +45

    Black Comedian asked to step down cuz of a homophobic tweet 9 years ago.
    What's Trump excuse for still being President?

    • jiija Ahmed
      jiija Ahmed 2 months ago

      good question lol

    • headcoLd 7
      headcoLd 7 4 months ago +2

      C caymer, b, the original post is absolutely relevant. These two separate events are connected, they is setting the stage for a dangerous new precedent that means homophobia is “worse” or “comparable” to racism. Not a good thing for future history

    • C caymer
      C caymer 4 months ago

      Why did you have to involve race in this my nigga?

  • FacheChanteDeux
    FacheChanteDeux 4 months ago

    That Bill Cosby joke!

  • QRS3C273
    QRS3C273 4 months ago +178

    I get it. You won't make Weekend Update a single video because of ad revenue, BUT CAN YOU AT LEAST NUMBER THEM???

  • Leto Atreides
    Leto Atreides 4 months ago +1

    Remember: It's only okay to trash straight white men and asians.

    I wish I was joking.

    • MrCordingly
      MrCordingly 4 months ago

      Nice try at what? Has there been a movement against SNL in the last day since this way shared?

    • Leto Atreides
      Leto Atreides 4 months ago

      +MrCordingly absolutely, apparently you haven't seen the twitter/social media backlash since the jokes about trannys and black comedians.
      nice try though

    • MrCordingly
      MrCordingly 4 months ago

      Are you sure the best place to bring this claim up is under a video which made fun of black comedians and of transexuals?

  • Blessedone333AZ
    Blessedone333AZ 4 months ago

    "I love it when there is a black lady in the audience"
    THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE RACIST

  • james d
    james d 4 months ago +2

    Honestly Kevin shouldn't have even taken the gig. The Oscars have become the punching bag for every perceived offence. People aren't allowed to grow and mature as adults even if they admitted their mistake a long time ago and apologized. The internet wants to see heads roll its not entertaining enough otherwise.

    • Sabrina Kall
      Sabrina Kall 4 months ago +1

      If he had grown as a person, he wouldn't have refused to apologize for his "mistakes". You know, like a grown person?

  • Lina Lim
    Lina Lim 4 months ago

    L

  • OG Kev
    OG Kev 4 months ago

    Who are the cuck chumps that laugh at this muff cabbage

  • The Rageaholic
    The Rageaholic 4 months ago +5

    The Kevin heart thing is so stupid, he shouldn't have had to step down

  • Sí Mon
    Sí Mon 4 months ago

    HA.

  • D’meach da peach
    D’meach da peach 4 months ago +1

    Lol this video was dark 😂😂😂

  • William Earney
    William Earney 4 months ago +1

    A SORRY AND CLUELESS TOKEN BLACK ILLITERATE SNL ACTOR...'READS' THE NEWS ............ " the ERRFFFF ...WILL BE IMPACTED SOONER THAN WE THOUGHT"....AND THIS IS WHERE...LIBERALS GET THEIR NEWS & INFO FROM...SNL. HOPE THE ...'ERRFFF' ....SURVIVES IT ALL. WHAT WOULD THE.... 'EARTH' ....SAY ? AN ILLITERATE... TOKEN HAPLESS NEGROID.... IN A SUIT...ON A WHITE. ...GEN X SHOW. UNBELIEVABLE THAT ANYONE WITH A CORTEX... BUYS ANY OF THIS PAP ! (Read... sad SHIT). sigh....

    • Tyler Lerner
      Tyler Lerner 4 months ago +2

      That’s “TOKEN BLACK ILLITERATE HEAD WRITER” technically. With the writing seeming to disprove the illiteracy. He is black though, so you weren’t entirely wrong.

    • Jenkmont Freeins
      Jenkmont Freeins 4 months ago

      Lmao what?

  • 25k Subs with No Videos Challenge

    Wake up muthafucca

  • blackout30
    blackout30 4 months ago +1

    Utown man?

  • Gibreel Capriccio
    Gibreel Capriccio 4 months ago

    I am having a colored olny episode in British America.😃🤣😈☠️👻🤡

  • Alyssa J
    Alyssa J 4 months ago

    That Bill joke was gold 😂

  • Cecil Gordon
    Cecil Gordon 4 months ago

    For years the only part of SNL I like is this and the cold opens. The rest rest is dry and boring. I don't even know who half the guests are but then I dont watch much TV.

  • Alessandra Wilson
    Alessandra Wilson 4 months ago

    Funny

  • Seth O'Shields
    Seth O'Shields 4 months ago

    Bruh, that was a picture of an ice axe. There's a big difference. Like how everyone says Trotsky was killed w/ an ice pick when Trotsky was killed with an ice axe.

  • Bob Reynolds
    Bob Reynolds 4 months ago +1

    0:48 Yeah, and they gave an Oscar to Roman Polanski? And they've had other hosts who've made unfortunate gay jokes, too? But no, let's keep bringing up Mel Gibson.

    • Sabrina Kall
      Sabrina Kall 4 months ago

      It's kinda hard to ignore the guy who literally went to jail for beating up his pregnant girlfriend.

  • Trevor Hardy
    Trevor Hardy 4 months ago +2

    Put numbers so we know the order to watch ffs

  • LeoP2008
    LeoP2008 4 months ago +4

    0:50 "Right!!!"

  • Robin D. Phillips
    Robin D. Phillips 4 months ago

    😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • confusedwhale
    confusedwhale 4 months ago

    I think it's, "never being a dick to a chill fest."

  • Jacob_Andrew Not_a_Jew/kind_of

    fuck the gays.

    wait, no don't.

  • Asa Coe
    Asa Coe 4 months ago +1

    X-Force needs to build the space wall, we can no longer allow illegal aliens to take the good probing jobs from Republicans. We must protect our lizard Overlord Trump and his dark side of the moon Nazi base. Lmsao

  • Tracey Jones
    Tracey Jones 4 months ago

    I love this audiences laughter

  • absolutless
    absolutless 4 months ago

    Michael Che doesn't care about voting or climate change ..... mother fucker needs a different job.

  • Andrew Frank
    Andrew Frank 4 months ago

    They had to do some serious digging to find those tweets from 8 yrs ago. Kevin Hart
    even addressed that shit years ago. Shit stirring Hollywood and the Oscars can eat a dick.

  • Peli Tongi
    Peli Tongi 4 months ago

    I have such a dark, fucked up sense of humor

  • chikwik
    chikwik 4 months ago

    I don’t get the rupaul joke...

  • Kellicles T
    Kellicles T 4 months ago +2

    Snl laughs at its own jokes cause noone else will

  • AJ Jones
    AJ Jones 4 months ago +1

    Kevin isn't a homophobe he makes jokes folks...look around every comedian jokes about all types of folks. Im sure he wouldn't actually kill himself if his son was gay he loves his family too much

    • monokhem
      monokhem 4 months ago

      +Sabrina Kall You're definitely stupid.

    • AJ Jones
      AJ Jones 4 months ago

      +Sabrina Kall Did you see the tweet?

    • Sabrina Kall
      Sabrina Kall 4 months ago

      He said having a gay son makes you a failure as a parent (no joke). Definitely a homophobe.