Crop Circle - A Film By Nines

  • Published on Apr 17, 2018
  • Crop Circle, a film written by, directed by and starring Nines.
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    Crop Circle
    A Film By Nines
    Directed by Nines
    Written by Nines
    Producer - Charlie Di Placido
    Executive Producer - Nines
    Executive Producer - Caroline Simonescu-Marin
    Director of Photography - Tristam Cones
    2nd Unit Director of Photography - Jim McLean
    Focus Puller - Dan Villanueva
    Sound Design - Jamie Lloyd Taylor
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Comments • 3 193

  • MCFC Manchester
    MCFC Manchester 7 hours ago

    I'd proper wynd that postman's Mam lol
    My mam frown my bud away n I said the Same many many years ago 👆🤔😂👏👏

  • Fernando Cotrim
    Fernando Cotrim Day ago

    She hit him with the wig nahhhh loool

  • Fayyad Ldss
    Fayyad Ldss 4 days ago

    best Uk hood film i've watched

  • I B
    I B 4 days ago

    Go sleep with ya uant

  • ReRe 22
    ReRe 22 4 days ago

    The mum & stepdad😂😂😂
    "You are a jobless goat" 😂😂😵😵

  • R B P
    R B P 5 days ago +1

    All acting parts are free for pt 2 guys !
    Might as well be 😆
    Nothing happening here ?
    Leading role anyone ???? 😂 😂 😂

    TSENRE PICTURES 5 days ago

    Old man eats porridge when he's depressed 🤣🤣

  • Marcus C
    Marcus C 6 days ago

    You taking bird bruv 😂 🤣

  • FrontlineWXM
    FrontlineWXM 10 days ago

    Shit that was ahaha

  • Tah3rz
    Tah3rz 10 days ago

    Man got rejected 26:06

  • R SV
    R SV 11 days ago

    5:03 what song is that bit from??

    • S D
      S D 8 days ago

      R SV line of fire pt5

  • Jacob Dalton
    Jacob Dalton 11 days ago

    What’s the opening song ?

  • Dorcas Ade
    Dorcas Ade 13 days ago +1

    I’m a simple girl.
    When I see adot, I click like.

  • Sahil Wardak
    Sahil Wardak 13 days ago

    Csb k

  • S M
    S M 13 days ago

    big 2020

  • Jackainsworthoaklandsstudent

    What’s the tune at 0:15

  • Thomas Walters
    Thomas Walters 15 days ago

    16:50 geez looks in the camera, shmuck

  • Itz jay and tom
    Itz jay and tom 15 days ago

    you're taking my bird what type of road man are you lmfaoo… im so dead

  • Huncho On YouTube
    Huncho On YouTube 16 days ago +1

    what was the point of this short film, just wasted my time

  • Ismail’s Randoms
    Ismail’s Randoms 16 days ago

    Waag1 fam baty man has awaken me in the morning so I wanna play it to be like my new one ☝️ was my last day to go get the vape shop on now its my go hme app I wanna buy it a bit then get the free version free download app download and go to the evape app to get the free app to play the app and get your free app and if you wanna buy a free app then it

  • Pamela Humphrey
    Pamela Humphrey 17 days ago

    Over 3 yrs nearly 4,my Oliver was executed by cunts... You and I know who you are... JUSTICE FOR MY LIL SOLDIER... 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾⚖️⚖️😍😎👀👀👀

  • Abubakr Asif
    Abubakr Asif 17 days ago


  • kevin suksuwan
    kevin suksuwan 18 days ago

    We have the same jackets in Sweden, canada goose, moncler

  • luke rogers
    luke rogers 18 days ago +2

    20:28 no spud from Ghetts 😂

  • luke rogers
    luke rogers 18 days ago +1

    1:42 dominic celaire lookin boy. You call that posting

  • Charlie Sperling
    Charlie Sperling 21 day ago

    What’s the song at 12:54

  • Mercy The beagle puppy

    Bit embarrassing this #cringe

  • Xbot4Life
    Xbot4Life 23 days ago

    Was that drone usage legal doe?

  • Mcellis Odafen
    Mcellis Odafen 25 days ago

    Usain bolt was in this

  • Shiraz Lodhi
    Shiraz Lodhi 25 days ago

    Mad flim

  • Will Cannon
    Will Cannon 26 days ago


  • Randy Ray Jr.
    Randy Ray Jr. 27 days ago

    MC Grindah!!!

  • R B P
    R B P 27 days ago +1

    New short films coming in the new year 🍾💯🤩 🎥🎥🎥

  • C K
    C K Month ago

    For evening dessert 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Jn
    Jn Month ago

    Still waiting on pt2 going into 2020 🙃

  • cass sounds
    cass sounds Month ago +2

    i swear that lady was little miss jocelyn

  • Strike Beatz
    Strike Beatz Month ago +1

    10:15 “your taking the ultimate piss”

  • FuckoffDab #
    FuckoffDab # Month ago

    nines a legend

  • R B P
    R B P Month ago +1

    Always support your uk homegrown rapperZ ! ☝️ 💯

  • R B P
    R B P Month ago +1

    Part two won’t be far away for now

  • ariana hazel
    ariana hazel Month ago +4

    Howlin man acc took his bird

  • The boss
    The boss Month ago +5

    Why you taking my bird what kinda road man are you 😂😂😂😭😭

    • The boss
      The boss 28 days ago +1

      Xirezo X big man you are chatting on the internet I’ll take more than your bird 😂😂😂

  • Izzy
    Izzy Month ago

    Still waiting for part 2!

  • Damn Daniel
    Damn Daniel Month ago

    damn but that nigerian mom though😂😂😂😂

  • Alex Ferrari
    Alex Ferrari Month ago

    24:30 whats the song

  • MrShankNuggets X
    MrShankNuggets X Month ago

    tell him i'll be at jummah im creasing

  • john smith
    john smith Month ago +4

    "BABATUNDE!" 😂😂

  • Henry Farmer
    Henry Farmer Month ago

    you know he eats porridge when he is depressed ....lmaoooo

  • Steven Munoz
    Steven Munoz Month ago +1

    why are the songs not in the description? shits fire man

  • Louis Jeremie
    Louis Jeremie Month ago +2

    So is my man dropping a part 2 or not

  • Likkle LZ
    Likkle LZ Month ago +2

    North West and dat, nah but I'm from Dollis Hill, Willesdenish

  • Oliver Buxton
    Oliver Buxton Month ago +2

    What’s the tune right at the start

    • Rajan S
      Rajan S Month ago

      nines - outro (crop circle)

  • Henry Hemmings
    Henry Hemmings Month ago +2

    This would be more believable if the postman was wearing shorts

  • Buom Kunen
    Buom Kunen Month ago +2

    We all know uncles like that😂

  • Nathic nature
    Nathic nature Month ago +4

    Your jobless
    😂when dude is working for Royal Mail

  • Bella Jones
    Bella Jones Month ago +1


  • Bella Jones
    Bella Jones Month ago

    African dad is so funny 😂😂😂😂😂🥰

  • Me *
    Me * Month ago +9

    I ain’t never seen a guy getting hit with his mother’s wig

  • cardigan3000
    cardigan3000 Month ago

    a typically depressing view of the world from a nasty POS

  • Steven David
    Steven David Month ago +2

    Best short film in the world