Honest Trailers | Howard the Duck

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  • Published on Apr 23, 2019
  • Before Marvel wraps up a decade of storytelling, go back to where their story begins - it's Honest Trailers for Howard the Duck (1986)
    Honest Trailers | Howard the Duck
    Watch the Honest Trailers Commentary w/ the writers of Honest Trailers!
    Link - thexvid.com/video/yAW6BkoBWCk/video.html
    Title Design by Robert Holtby
    Epic Voice Guy: Jon Bailey
    Produced by Spencer Gilbert, Dan Murrell, Joe Starr, & Max Dionne
    Written by Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell, & Lon Harris
    Edited by Kevin Williamsen
  • Film & AnimationFilm & Animation

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  • Screen Junkies
    Screen Junkies  3 months ago +472

    Write a limerick using this as the starting line:
    "There once was a MARVELous Duck."



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    • Al Brown
      Al Brown 4 days ago

      "There once was a MARVELous Duck." In a movie that truly did suck. The puns were so bad they made people sad. It even made PETA want to upchuck.

    • ephabouyed
      ephabouyed 2 months ago

      There was once a MARVELous duck,
      Whose film truly sucked
      It was critically panned
      It was the worst in the land
      So his career was truly well f&%ked

    • Eric Bruns
      Eric Bruns 2 months ago

      There once was a MARVELlous duck.
      George Lucas did not give a cluck.
      He wanted a kid in that suit,
      So I feel dirty to root
      On Lea Thompson to make Howard f+ck. 1

    • Aaron Rush
      Aaron Rush 3 months ago +1

      There once was a MARVELous Duck,
      but audiences didn't give a cluck.
      While first bad, Marvel is now rad;
      but still, the duck is suck.

    • Hey U
      Hey U 3 months ago

      Do a honest trailer for the Sonic the Hedgehog Movie

  • Van Lovecraft
    Van Lovecraft 3 days ago

    Actually I know the guy who wrote it XD

  • Al Brown
    Al Brown 4 days ago

    corkscrew-shaped penises? Talk about getting screwed.

  • Marcel van Driel
    Marcel van Driel 7 days ago +1

    One of the best comic book movies made, I’m not kidding. But still laughed it this.

  • yosefwiizard
    yosefwiizard 14 days ago

    I always mistaken this as Donald duck in real world which cóme by the Marvel is now a Disney!

  • nadamasdisponible
    nadamasdisponible 14 days ago

    madonna was in this?

  • nadamasdisponible
    nadamasdisponible 14 days ago

    worst movie ever

  • Raven von Frankenstein

    Am I the only one who googled "duck penis" after watching this?

  • undyingsound
    undyingsound 17 days ago +1

    THE MIGHTY DUCKS

  • Kruppt808
    Kruppt808 22 days ago

    I thought I dreamed this movie, nope turns out just another trash cocaine fueled 80s flim.

  • SupraSanicsKrublAwrD Yee

    Despite Captain American being the first marvel property to become a movie but for their second adaptation out of all Marvel properties they can chose Spider Man Xmen fantastic four nope go straight to Howard the Duck because hey with George Lucas in our side this movie should be better right?

  • Rachel Frumkin
    Rachel Frumkin 28 days ago

    I am always so bummed that this movie is so bad, because it really is a good comic. I'm always thought they would do a reboot, since we saw him at the end Guardians. Maybe not.

  • Hirnlego999
    Hirnlego999 Month ago

    Howard the duck...w t f?

  • 100domathon
    100domathon Month ago +4

    Do Spawn (1997) and Punisher (1989) All the pre-2000 Marvel Movies

  • Russell Thompson
    Russell Thompson Month ago

    Please watch my piano arrangement of 'You're the Duckiest':
    thexvid.com/video/D29MRImPvNs/video.html

  • xcrimsonlegendx
    xcrimsonlegendx Month ago

    How did I miss this? I love this fuckin' movie.

  • Tim FromLA
    Tim FromLA Month ago +1

    I just wasted 4 minutes 5 seconds of my life watching this.

  • Manek Iridius
    Manek Iridius Month ago

    "Because ducks have corkscrew penises that extend the length of their entire body."
    Why *_WOULDN'T_* she bang him?!

  • Erin Heck
    Erin Heck Month ago

    i loved this movie! lol

  • tudorjason
    tudorjason Month ago

    I saw Howard The Duck in theaters when I was a kid, like when I was 5. 5! I don't remember it and I haven't seen it literally in 33 years. But wow, did my parents not know the subject matter of this movie?! Sex, drugs, and rock&roll literally all here, and more. Not suitable for a 5 year old IMO; although what 5 yo would remember garbage like this?

  • tudorjason
    tudorjason Month ago

    Does anyone really believe Endgame is the last Marvel movie?

  • The Soup Crackers
    The Soup Crackers Month ago

    I think howard is an actual avenger in the mcu now

  • Uma Chan
    Uma Chan Month ago

    This movie is not great by any definition but it's not as bad as the critics tend to make it out to be. The problem was it was played too straight considering the comic book was done very tongue in cheek.

  • Maria McAndrews
    Maria McAndrews Month ago +1

    Have you done Bee Movie yet?

  • Angela Alvarez
    Angela Alvarez 2 months ago

    Gross

  • Mask. Surname
    Mask. Surname 2 months ago

    Is it weird that i want a reboot for Donald the duck how he got to the collectors...uh...collection...and then like past endgame were he finds himself at a pornhub studio

  • jimbob joe
    jimbob joe 2 months ago +1

    I think I watched it About 20 times still not old still love it go Howard 😁

  • Kater Matz
    Kater Matz 2 months ago

    I always hated that duck. I don't know why, but I want to see it getting killed brutally.

  • Monkeybash 3000
    Monkeybash 3000 2 months ago +1

    Do Honest TRAILER for Sausage Party!!!

  • jtgamer squad
    jtgamer squad 2 months ago

    Thats a marvel character

  • Rolo World Tour
    Rolo World Tour 2 months ago

    0:57

  • Robert Feagins
    Robert Feagins 2 months ago

    Please do avengers end game

  • MegaChickenfish
    MegaChickenfish 2 months ago

    2:56 Howard The Duck makes history in the dumbest way possible.

  • MegaChickenfish
    MegaChickenfish 2 months ago

    *He cameos in Endgame.*
    *Avengers Assemble.*
    *Howard is canonically an Avenger.*

  • Lord Karasu
    Lord Karasu 2 months ago +1

    Ok but why though

  • De'Aujanae Pollard
    De'Aujanae Pollard 2 months ago +1

    MOTHER DUCKER

  • Angel Hernandez
    Angel Hernandez 2 months ago

    Did you guys know that this movie created Pixar because after the failure of this movie George Lucas's company was sold to Disney which would eventually become Pixar

  • lolmao500
    lolmao500 2 months ago

    Whoever wrote this took some epic acid

  • Nick-E Nicole
    Nick-E Nicole 2 months ago

    This was less horrible seeing this as a child lol

  • Gabby Johnson
    Gabby Johnson 2 months ago

    Jfc

  • Invadersean
    Invadersean 2 months ago

    You need to do all of the 70s Marvel movies. Maybe just 1 video, though.

  • BIG-NABZ
    BIG-NABZ 2 months ago

    Little Shop of Horrors please.

  • Travis Kirkland
    Travis Kirkland 3 months ago

    I remember watching this on VHS tape with my cousin in the 80’s. We rented it from Blockbuster. I was oblivious to all the sex references at 10.

  • J P
    J P 3 months ago

    0:27 - Birds don't have breasts, only mammals do ("mammals" : "mammaries").

  • Sam M
    Sam M 3 months ago +1

    Do V for Vendetta!

  • Randall Williams
    Randall Williams 3 months ago

    If it wasn't for Howard the duck I may never have heard the comment "if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen! "

  • Randall Williams
    Randall Williams 3 months ago

    At the time when it was on like premium TV I really liked it and I don't care who knows it.

  • Randall Williams
    Randall Williams 3 months ago

    I remember this was a big deal when I was younger

  • Marko420
    Marko420 3 months ago +1

    What's Marty's mom doing there?

  • Connie Shewmaker
    Connie Shewmaker 3 months ago

    Cleveland has a glam rock district?

  • c Kane
    c Kane 3 months ago +1

    Do What We Do In The Shadows!!! That movie is ridiculous.

  • King Savage360
    King Savage360 3 months ago

    PLEASE DO AVENGERS ENDGAME FOR THE NEXT HONEST TRAILER!!!

  • King Savage360
    King Savage360 3 months ago

    HONESTLY I would do AVENGERS ENDGAME for the next HONEST trailer

  • King Savage360
    King Savage360 3 months ago

    DO AVENGERS ENDGAME FOR THE NEXT HONEST TRAILER!

  • King Savage360
    King Savage360 3 months ago

    Now where's the honest trailer for AVENGERS ENDGAME!!!?

  • Eliander Valderen
    Eliander Valderen 3 months ago

    Yeah Nostalgia Critic referred to this as things we did not need especially duck Tits

  • Last90's Dude
    Last90's Dude 3 months ago

    Do Ghost Dog Way Of The Samurai For The 20th Year Anniversary !!!

  • Jacek Szkutnik
    Jacek Szkutnik 3 months ago

    It was the first movie I went to the cinema alone as a teenager.

  • Untamed Brain
    Untamed Brain 3 months ago

    DO ENDGAME ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Leafruns
    Leafruns 3 months ago

    That alien villain was not forgettable. The actor it possessed looked just like one of my uncles and I was way too young when I saw it. That was a rough Thanksgiving for me.

  • Lisa PfeiZi
    Lisa PfeiZi 3 months ago

    But I loved that film and the duck puns! 🥰🤣🦆

  • Joe Yaknow
    Joe Yaknow 3 months ago

    Need to do Hudson Hawk for real!!

  • schlumbl84
    schlumbl84 3 months ago

    Hilarious!
    But I LOVE that movie!
    It's part of my childhood!

  • mandlerparr1
    mandlerparr1 3 months ago

    I love Howard the Duck, and the movie was pretty great too.

  • iamhungey12345
    iamhungey12345 3 months ago

    You did it!

    Sorry for the lateness.

  • wvusmc
    wvusmc 3 months ago

    Still have the VHS of this classic piece of cinema.

  • Joshua Huq
    Joshua Huq 3 months ago

    I hope they put Howard to real good use in Guardians of the Galaxy 3!

  • blackmonolith
    blackmonolith 3 months ago +39

    My parents every week at Blockbuster in 1988: What movie do you want to rent this week son?
    Me: Howard the Duck

  • Matthew Young
    Matthew Young 3 months ago

    First *theatrical* feature-length film. Thirst feature-length Marvel Film was the original Dr. Strange in 1978.

    • Les
      Les 3 months ago

      @Matthew Young Very well. Ultimately, it all makes the MCU that much more impressive showing the actual potential of Marvel properties to be in great and successful films.

    • Matthew Young
      Matthew Young 3 months ago

      @Les I'm positive. Yes, the 15 part serial adds up to a complete film. So do seasons of "The Guild", which was a web series that's now offered as a set of feature-length films on Netflix. That doesn't make them movies just because they can be squished together to form the equivalent. The serials even had separate titles; because they were written as separate episodes.
      No, it *doesn't* count as a theatrical feature film. I very specifically noted that. That's why I said that Howard The Duck was the first *theatrical* feature-length film, and Doctor Strange was the first feature-length film.
      No industry-standard system or publication lists serials as feature-length films.

    • Les
      Les 3 months ago

      @Matthew Young Are you sure...think about it. A 15 part serial not only adds up to a complete film...but you need to purchase 15 movie tickets to see the whole thing making it a pretty expensive film to see...hmmm wonder what the inflation adjustment would make the profit of this serial?.....On the other hand...the "Doctor Strange" film from 1978 was a made for television deal...so, should it count as a theatrical feature-length film? It wasn't released to the theater!

    • Matthew Young
      Matthew Young 3 months ago

      @Les Correct. It still isn't classifiable as a feature-length film. Plenty of films are shot back all at once. Back To The Future II & III; for example. That doesn't make them one 4-hour movie, that makes them 2 movies that tell a complete story. Same way with the serials of old. They may have told one complete story, but they were each written to be, and were, distributed as separate features. A "Feature-length film" is something that written and distributed as a single feature lasting a minimum of 90 minutes.

    • Les
      Les 3 months ago

      @Matthew Young Yes, but if you string each short together to watch the whole story, it's a full length feature....That was the nature of serials back in the day. You had to go to the movies each week to see what happened next(usually how the hero survived the cliffhanger set up at the end of each segment) In 15 weeks you'd seen the entire film. Kind of the precursor to the miniseries.

  • DARTH MONG
    DARTH MONG 3 months ago

    Anything wrong with this film is caveated by Lea Thompson in panties.

  • Romeo Hendel
    Romeo Hendel 3 months ago

    Do Shazam!

  • Mr. Beev
    Mr. Beev 3 months ago

    "I've been doin' too much toot!" LMFAO XD

  • Δημήτριος Χ.
    Δημήτριος Χ. 3 months ago

    When I was a kid I thought this was Donald Duck.

  • Eric Lozano
    Eric Lozano 3 months ago

    Do honest trailer for Pootie tang

  • Elijah Guerra
    Elijah Guerra 3 months ago

    no cursed ducks