Compilation of Michael's Best Jokes About Sports | Michael McIntyre

  • Published on Jul 9, 2019
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Comments • 247

  • Craig Fowler
    Craig Fowler 7 days ago

    Rugby players sketch was best.
    This man should be knighted simply for being funny.
    He would find a great joke about that too

  • Saif Chowdhury
    Saif Chowdhury 12 days ago

    Too good!

  • kimsteel366
    kimsteel366 12 days ago +1

    Camp or not, dude's got moves... 😂😂😂

  • Young Fellah
    Young Fellah 13 days ago

    Just not funny

  • Nick Barnes
    Nick Barnes 13 days ago

    1:03 Donte and Danielle?

  • Angel Warrior
    Angel Warrior 17 days ago

    I don't like any sport. But if people do sport, so what, let them do it. But the professional sportsmen don't seem to know what they're doing. All it's been for years in the news is 98% soccer.
    Any sport (soccer, tennis and others) that's on is mostly just standing round and messing about. A lot look as though they don't know what to or what they're doing. Then when they do start, they stop again.
    And soccer, most of what I see (all of has been recorded and played worldwide for years) is men all over the world get over excited about watching profesional male footballers in shorts, running around playing with balls, trying to get it between some sticks and a saggy thing behind them. Then they run around kissing and cuddling each other. While thousands of straight males are shouting "Get it in!"

  • Safia _
    Safia _ 22 days ago

    Lol but tennis is way harder than that

  • Abby Rose
    Abby Rose 25 days ago

    Haha love this 😂

  • paulkazjack
    paulkazjack 26 days ago

    Football is just one big faf!

  • Andrew Lennon
    Andrew Lennon 28 days ago

    Fucking Shite

  • Jan Christoffersen
    Jan Christoffersen Month ago

    Well that ruined pool for me

  • Camron Thompson
    Camron Thompson Month ago

    Michael is my spirit animal 💕💕. He is awesome 👏

  • Jennifer Hall
    Jennifer Hall Month ago

    “Tossing off” means ejaculation or masturbating or pleasuring somebody? Huh, I never knew. Those Brits are so desperate to be better than us “stupid Americans” aren’t they? 🤣

  • Jennifer Hall
    Jennifer Hall Month ago

    His dancing omg hahaha 😝

  • Kristine Bellamy
    Kristine Bellamy Month ago

    Awh WHY did you cut away middle of the rugby joke? Michael acting like the dramatic football referee is the best thing ever!

  • Zina Stanescu
    Zina Stanescu Month ago

    It is very very true about football players 🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣

  • Avelte Avelte
    Avelte Avelte Month ago +4

    Everything happens at the end of the day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • Jay Jay
      Jay Jay 10 days ago

      I woke up... At the end of the day 🤣

  • Ashley Bug
    Ashley Bug Month ago

    He looks like that O'Hare Air guy off the lorax

  • Vlk Etto
    Vlk Etto Month ago

    The more faff the posher the game

  • keri caye
    keri caye Month ago +2

    years ago I used to think Eddie Izzard was the best........he was but..........................not any more. Mike IS THE BEST OF THE UK......magnificent brilliant

  • keri caye
    keri caye Month ago +1

    Mike is adorable and his wife is stunningly blonde and I wish I was as lucky as her...

  • Elli P
    Elli P 2 months ago +3

    Cricket is remarkable for its faffing-about. A game can last for FIVE DAYS and still end in a draw. A tied match after five whole days of vicious, often dangerous toil is all the evidence you need that it's not about the winning or losing, but how you play the game.
    (Note: if you're unfamiliar with the 'genteel, wussy' game of cricket, you're allowed to target all parts of the batsman - including his head - and the ball's as hard as a rock.)
    Whatever. As Chief Wiggum might say, "Hmm, that's some nice faffing-about there, boys..."

  • Rachel Ring
    Rachel Ring 2 months ago

    American football...faffing

  • Leanne S
    Leanne S 2 months ago

    My mom called it piffle!

  • Salmonfaky
    Salmonfaky 2 months ago +1

    . L O L

  • DoubleDeckerAnton
    DoubleDeckerAnton 2 months ago +2

    Michael is such a natural at sport 😁

  • rob James
    rob James 2 months ago

    I was okay with gay jokes but when they zoom in on a gay male to see his reaction it is abit much. Very poor taste on camera man and producers part.

  • Maria Anderson
    Maria Anderson 2 months ago


    WORLD ^*

  • Shanan Alexander
    Shanan Alexander 2 months ago +46

    I’m from the States. How can you NOT love the British when you learn about Michael McIntyre?! Awesome. They are so lucky to have him. Amazing. I just wish they would share him for awhile. You can tell he loves his family. His wife and children. That’s rare anymore. Especially where I am from. God Bless the man and his family. God Bless his wife and children. 💖💖💖💖💖

  • C H
    C H 2 months ago +2

    Donte Charles from Waterloo road is in this

  • Joash Law
    Joash Law 2 months ago +1

    Has he watched F1? It’s the best. No faffing once the lights go out hahahahah

  • Avelte Avelte
    Avelte Avelte 2 months ago


  • Aaron Richard
    Aaron Richard 2 months ago +3

    McIntyre is a genius

  • The Carp Life
    The Carp Life 2 months ago +1

    The cricket one got me ahahahahahaha

  • Matthew Edgar
    Matthew Edgar 2 months ago

    Nailed cricket oh my god it’s so boring !!!! Should have done golf too

  • Ayesh Has
    Ayesh Has 2 months ago +19

    How is it that he takes the mundane everyday things and makes then hilarious.

  • Hello it's me
    Hello it's me 2 months ago +2

    He is SO funny! Love him!

  • Count Andre'
    Count Andre' 2 months ago

    Gay clubs.......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Tamzin Bougeard
    Tamzin Bougeard 3 months ago +1

    Okay if anyone has watched friends right, listen to 3:23 and Michaels laugh sounds like Chandlers creepy roomate Eddie.

  • rgirvine
    rgirvine 3 months ago

    Horrible guy....

    • Marcelle Steele
      Marcelle Steele 7 days ago

      Did somebody strap you down in a chair and threaten to break your kneecaps if you didn't click on this you tube video? Inquiring minds want to know.

  • Mad9977 Productions
    Mad9977 Productions 3 months ago +2

    "hurry up they're dying" 😂

  • steven davis
    steven davis 3 months ago

    One of , if not , the most irritating so called comedian.

  • DecJ12
    DecJ12 3 months ago +1

    Michael McIntyre's best jokes. Should be a minute of a blank screen.

  • John Li
    John Li 3 months ago

    Алты́нного во́ра ве́шают, а полти́нного че́ствуют.

  • Dmitry Astapkovich
    Dmitry Astapkovich 3 months ago

    Laughing with tears =)

  • DD TT
    DD TT 3 months ago +2

    Best comedian in my heart

  • vidsbyme
    vidsbyme 3 months ago +7

    I enjoy his humor but he really needs to get a suit that fits him better.

  • Christopher Lacroix
    Christopher Lacroix 3 months ago

    I don't know. Is this funny?

  • borealis fever
    borealis fever 3 months ago +1

    Agreed stop with all the faffing 😂

  • Spencer Cheng
    Spencer Cheng 3 months ago +8

    i’ll never see man city and man united the same ever again HAHAHAH

  • Shanan Alexander
    Shanan Alexander 3 months ago


  • Nila Oreb
    Nila Oreb 3 months ago

    Soo funny 👌🏽👌🏽😂😂😂

  • Evolving At Light Speed
    Evolving At Light Speed 4 months ago +6

    Oh, he is SO satisfying and comedically fulfilling!!! 😘

  • TheMaloney
    TheMaloney 4 months ago +1

    I love Michael but, does he know he’s gay?

    • dreamhobbiz
      dreamhobbiz 8 days ago

      Is that how gay people act?

    • Jayjay2961
      Jayjay2961 4 months ago +1

      Dude is happily married with a woman tho

  • Hulk Smash
    Hulk Smash 4 months ago +122

    Arsenal would have fit well in the gay football joke...😅

    • daAnder71
      daAnder71 4 months ago

      Right. I always thought Arsenal to be tautological for the same reason.

  • brucedickinson12
    brucedickinson12 4 months ago

    as funny as cancer

    • Marcelle Steele
      Marcelle Steele 7 days ago

      Is that your name or your star sign?

    • brucedickinson12
      brucedickinson12 3 months ago

      @Mark Saunders can do is is for telling the truth

    • Mark Saunders
      Mark Saunders 4 months ago

      Wow. Aren't you the clever one? What do you want? A medal?

  • Jordan Austin
    Jordan Austin 4 months ago +33

    Ackle ackintyre

  • Blake Giacomelli
    Blake Giacomelli 4 months ago +16

    In Australia we have a thing called T20 big bash and what they do instead of wasting time the batsman have a time limit so the bowlers have to get the ball back immediately so the game is more fun for the watchers

    • ALA_Legend 02
      ALA_Legend 02 3 months ago +3

      It’s still cricket. Us British invented cricket to see what eternity really felt like.

    • tjh_lfc
      tjh_lfc 3 months ago

      Blake Giacomelli Yesh we have the T20 Blast here but most people here think cricket is just test matches

  • My Backlund
    My Backlund 4 months ago

    1.02 Adam Thomas aka Adam Barton in Emmerdale :D and Lucy Dixon aka Tilly Evans in Hollyoaks :D

  • Franca Perotti
    Franca Perotti 4 months ago +1

    All the rugby impressing. People the faffing about gets on my nerves. I'm always shouting at the TV stop faffing when watching football.