Compilation of Michael's Best Jokes About Sports | Michael McIntyre

  • Published on Jul 9, 2019
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Comments • 166

  • Spencer Cheng
    Spencer Cheng Day ago

    i’ll never see man city and man united the same ever again HAHAHAH

  • Shanan Alexander
    Shanan Alexander 2 days ago


  • Nila Oreb
    Nila Oreb 2 days ago

    Soo funny 👌🏽👌🏽😂😂😂

  • Evolving At Light Speed

    Oh, he is SO satisfying and comedically fulfilling!!! 😘

  • TheMaloney
    TheMaloney 6 days ago

    I love Michael but, does he know he’s gay?

    • Jayjay2961
      Jayjay2961 4 days ago

      Dude is happily married with a woman tho

  • Hulk Smash
    Hulk Smash 6 days ago +8

    Arsenal would have fit well in the gay football joke...😅

    • daAnder71
      daAnder71 4 days ago

      Right. I always thought Arsenal to be tautological for the same reason.

  • brucedickinson12
    brucedickinson12 6 days ago

    as funny as cancer

    • Mark Saunders
      Mark Saunders 5 days ago

      Wow. Aren't you the clever one? What do you want? A medal?

  • Jordan Austin
    Jordan Austin 6 days ago +2

    Ackle ackintyre

  • Blake Giacomelli
    Blake Giacomelli 6 days ago +8

    In Australia we have a thing called T20 big bash and what they do instead of wasting time the batsman have a time limit so the bowlers have to get the ball back immediately so the game is more fun for the watchers

    • ALA_Legend 02
      ALA_Legend 02 2 hours ago

      It’s still cricket. Us British invented cricket to see what eternity really felt like.

    • tjh_lfc
      tjh_lfc Day ago

      Blake Giacomelli Yesh we have the T20 Blast here but most people here think cricket is just test matches

  • My Backlund
    My Backlund 7 days ago

    1.02 Adam Thomas aka Adam Barton in Emmerdale :D and Lucy Dixon aka Tilly Evans in Hollyoaks :D

  • Franca Perotti
    Franca Perotti 8 days ago +1

    All the rugby impressing. People the faffing about gets on my nerves. I'm always shouting at the TV stop faffing when watching football.

  • Deplorable D
    Deplorable D 8 days ago +19

    His observation on cricket and tennis is spot on.

    • tjh_lfc
      tjh_lfc Day ago

      Deplorable D only on test cricket, T20 cricket is more entertaining than most other sports

    • Abhishek Krishnan
      Abhishek Krishnan 6 days ago

      @Su zeO The type of player he describes sounds like Nadal

    • Su zeO
      Su zeO 7 days ago

      The ball boys especially😂😂

  • NoPants
    NoPants 8 days ago

    Jokes??? I’ve never heard him tell a joke. It’s observation comedy from 30 years ago , done really camp

  • KL005
    KL005 9 days ago


  • Omar MOH
    Omar MOH 9 days ago

    He is gay and his wife must ashamed of him.

  • crynshame
    crynshame 9 days ago +1

    You Lot must be the ones that laugh at wheel turning. Never in a million years is this a comedian.

  • Kraw Bob
    Kraw Bob 9 days ago +1

    The inconsistent spacing of the vertical light strips behind him really made me upset

  • Hulk Smash
    Hulk Smash 10 days ago

    Your not funny, I felt bored and went to sleep

  • tanya fraser
    tanya fraser 10 days ago +1

    Well done for being 41# trending

  • I am Mitch
    I am Mitch 10 days ago

    He has got a very good cue action.

  • Kathryn P
    Kathryn P 10 days ago

    I love a good cricket faffing. Can keep me occupied for hours 😂😂😂.

  • Sight on point
    Sight on point 10 days ago

    Funny man

  • Tamsin Blewden
    Tamsin Blewden 10 days ago +9

    i loved his dancing!
    8:00 i think he has an issue with faffing! 😂

  • JMUDoc
    JMUDoc 10 days ago

    His gay Manc impression is fucking bang on.

  • Kam Medai
    Kam Medai 10 days ago +1

    O Michael. You just the absolute best.

  • Randolph jj
    Randolph jj 10 days ago +1

    I dont get it

  • Max
    Max 10 days ago +2

    Disappointed gays outside Old Trafford & Etihad

  • JustActing
    JustActing 10 days ago +5

    He's only funny if you have nothing whatsoever to worry about.

    • arianefr78
      arianefr78 8 days ago +2

      Quite the opposite, he's a brilliant release to stress and worries. If you don't like him, don't watch him...

  • EpicSpooder
    EpicSpooder 10 days ago +2

    Batter: “No, I don’t think I will”

  • roof pizza
    roof pizza 11 days ago +4

    Only in The UK can you get away with dissing the opposing team without repercussions. Not like they separate the fans due to riots, attacks, bottleings etc.

  • Some Random Name
    Some Random Name 11 days ago

    39k subs. sounds about right. goodbye

  • Amelia Betts
    Amelia Betts 11 days ago

    StOp FAffInG

  • Mahad Afdhere
    Mahad Afdhere 11 days ago

    This man in my opinion one day he’ll come out and will admit that’s he’s a gay kkkk.

  • Aa Bb
    Aa Bb 11 days ago +2

    The next time my husband tells me to stop faffin' about as we're leaving the house, I'll show him this so he sees what real faffing is 😆

  • nickthegreek321
    nickthegreek321 11 days ago +8

    Imagine that the Swiss football champion is named YB which stands for "Young Boys". So THAT'S a gay's club name!

  • Katja S.P
    Katja S.P 11 days ago +1

    Such gay vibes, but straight as a dick

  • Kian Olner
    Kian Olner 11 days ago

    Man Utd, Man City
    What about FC United of Manchester

    • Wolfie Blackheart
      Wolfie Blackheart 11 days ago

      They're in the 5th tier so he doesnt bother with them in this gag

  • Ahmad Alami
    Ahmad Alami 11 days ago

    Hahaha I this guy is a classic!

  • Liveinsydney
    Liveinsydney 11 days ago

    He’s just so funny! Loved seeing him live in Sydney a few months back!

  • Christine Sharland
    Christine Sharland 11 days ago +23

    Love Michael. He said fluffliest lol. Whatever he said it's funny regardless

  • C E Wilson
    C E Wilson 11 days ago +6

    Where you going Saturday? Goin down man city yeaah 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • rorz999
    rorz999 11 days ago

    Some nice homophobia at the start there

  • stephen noonan
    stephen noonan 11 days ago

    Was there ever such a half-hearted ovation ?

  • MrMighty147
    MrMighty147 11 days ago +1

    He's gay isn't he? He keeps talking about his wife, but he acts sooooo gay all the time. So is his wife really his husband? He has to be bisexual at the least.

    • longifee fy
      longifee fy 11 days ago

      He is a tranny.

    • TheTradge
      TheTradge 11 days ago +8

      MrMighty147 - There’s no such thing as “acting gay”, however there is such a thing as being camp, the two aren’t synonymous, I know gay people who aren’t camp, and I know camp people who aren’t gay.

  • Francis Bell
    Francis Bell 11 days ago

    I'll never see football the same

  • Dr_Dremur
    Dr_Dremur 11 days ago +2

    Golf I've seen people standing over the ball longer than needed. See something on the ground think it will mess them up, move it. Stance is wonky, adjust. Sound in the distance, distraction. Checking the lay of the putting a full 180. Change the club change the ball, practice swing much more than you need to. Don't like the first shoot hit more it's not like theirs a group of 4 people behind you

  • Gloria Paddock
    Gloria Paddock 12 days ago +1

    So funny. Love this comedian.😂😂🥰🥰

  • seqingnicole
    seqingnicole 12 days ago +7

    nothing i love more than watching this guy dance

  • jennifer curtis
    jennifer curtis 12 days ago

    Slow down!! Crying out loud!!!so annoying , headache listening to this hyper speed of comedy

    • Forest Daniels
      Forest Daniels 11 days ago +4

      Why are you watching it then? It’s very simple to click off and watch another comedy.

  • ycAuntieLala
    ycAuntieLala 12 days ago +43

    This guy has never been not funny so far as I have seen his clips. Loved it all.

  • Encore1234567890
    Encore1234567890 12 days ago +1

    Warm spoon fed diarrhea. Lol

  • MystiqueHorizon
    MystiqueHorizon 12 days ago +2

    I'd never seen the "faffing?" Ones before,,, 😂😂😂😂😂

  • tjh_lfc
    tjh_lfc 12 days ago +4

    How else are you supposed to swing the ball? The Australian way?

  • Me and my Mom Fun
    Me and my Mom Fun 12 days ago +1

    OMG! Please Please Please! Come to Interlochen, MI to there theater. It would be packed but come in our summer. I will be there for sure#

  • Eddie Collier
    Eddie Collier 12 days ago +1

    Z aaaaaa

  • Abigail Wyles
    Abigail Wyles 12 days ago +19

    Anyone else notice he wears the same black suit with a pink shirt like 3 times. 😂

  • Merima-Gabriella Tropoja
    Merima-Gabriella Tropoja 12 days ago +1

    Sports person 😂

  • TheCrimsomMedic
    TheCrimsomMedic 12 days ago +1

    At 4:17 he kind of looks like Trump

  • Adam Graham
    Adam Graham 12 days ago +2


  • V Muppet
    V Muppet 12 days ago +2

    Brilliant especially the Piss Take on the sports!

  • Harry GW
    Harry GW 12 days ago +6

    He is a comedic genius

  • Joshua Wareham-Alecock
    Joshua Wareham-Alecock 12 days ago +4

    Well it's evident that they're all 3rd person.


    TRIPPLE JAY 12 days ago +4

    Can you get me a link to buy tickets please as the link box doesn't exist.

  • Jo spice Blackwood
    Jo spice Blackwood 12 days ago +1

    Still hilarious

  • Neisha M
    Neisha M 12 days ago +25

    michael you are such an adorably cute damcer

  • Ashling McCarthy
    Ashling McCarthy 12 days ago


  • Jemma J
    Jemma J 12 days ago

    So funny

  • James Bold Comedy
    James Bold Comedy 12 days ago +6

    Amazing stuff! Michael Mcintyre inspired me to get into comedy....

  • Nightsgrow
    Nightsgrow 12 days ago +46

    Michael obviously doesn’t watch Italian football teams play. So much faffing. Or is it spelled “falling”?

    • Nightsgrow
      Nightsgrow 11 days ago +1

      Whovian 67 r/woosh

    • PrinceRagus
      PrinceRagus 11 days ago

      @Whovian 67 lol

    • Whovian 67
      Whovian 67 11 days ago

      The first way is the correct way to spell faffing.

  • Xolisa Xolisa
    Xolisa Xolisa 12 days ago +43

    2:33 looks like a graceful penguin .

  • Ralph Zodang
    Ralph Zodang 12 days ago +42

    "Still not happy with the condition of the ball" lmao true. Also to Swing the ball isn't that easy mate haha 😂

  • Hilary Keay
    Hilary Keay 12 days ago +1

    That's why I hate cricket! Annoying game!

    • tjh_lfc
      tjh_lfc 12 days ago

      Hilary Keay how is it??

    • Severus Snape
      Severus Snape 12 days ago

      Ok. I like cricket idk y but I do

  • Dragostea
    Dragostea 12 days ago +52

    As much as Nadal is my favourite tennis player, he is definitely one who is guilty of faffing about!

    • Amelia Betts
      Amelia Betts 11 days ago +2

      I suspect he has a touch of OCD, it doesn’t really matter anyway, he’s a brilliant player nonetheless.

    • Juha
      Juha 11 days ago +2

      Yeah and the towel after every point is ridicilous.

  • Naz Osman
    Naz Osman 12 days ago +2

    Roger faffing federar

  • Kobayashi Maru
    Kobayashi Maru 12 days ago +26

    He is absolutely adorable!

  • elkaydee
    elkaydee 12 days ago +79

    he really needs to watch some baseball for the ultimate 'faffing' (however you spell it lol)

    • CartwAalbiel
      CartwAalbiel 4 days ago

      Nah mate, cricket is basically baseball but with *more* faffing. Which is why games can last for days.... No sport should last for days ffs...

    • elkaydee
      elkaydee 5 days ago

      @Hong Kong Beat mobile disco bahahahahaha

    • Hong Kong Beat mobile disco
      Hong Kong Beat mobile disco 6 days ago +1

      One of the funniest sports scenes in a movie is Naked Gun's baseball finale and Frank Dreben's umpire, but no faffing there! :-D

    • elkaydee
      elkaydee 12 days ago +2

      @Evil Lyn dont you knock golf!!! it's the best thing to watch on a sunday morning whilst nursing a hangover loll

    • Evil Lyn
      Evil Lyn 12 days ago +5

      Golf is definitely just faffing about.

  • FrostHurts
    FrostHurts 12 days ago +7


  • Thomas Hardacre
    Thomas Hardacre 12 days ago +478

    I'm never gonna think about man United or man city the same again😂😂😂

    • 3LOVE123
      3LOVE123 7 days ago +1

      This is the only guy that makes me laugh...everytime

    • ellis assassin
      ellis assassin 12 days ago +6

      No one has since 😂😂

  • Caroline Milam
    Caroline Milam 12 days ago +188

    Laughed out loud for sure on the sports bit. STOP FAFFING. It's actually the reason I don't like sports.

    • charles charlie
      charles charlie 8 days ago

      U suck at it that's why

    • Albert Einstein
      Albert Einstein 12 days ago +2

      No - the only reason you don’t like sports is because you sucked at school and was bullied as the result of it, Caroline Milam.
      I experienced this first hand.

  • MrDoctorWho 6
    MrDoctorWho 6 12 days ago +28

    I'M Goin doWn mAn CiTy toNighT

  • Will Halliday
    Will Halliday 12 days ago +45

    "It's like tossing off a man behind you"

    • ixlnxs
      ixlnxs 9 days ago +1

      @Will Halliday Ah ok, thanks

    • Will Halliday
      Will Halliday 9 days ago +2

      @ixlnxs snooker

    • ixlnxs
      ixlnxs 9 days ago +2

      But what sport was he referring to? Didn't catch that at all.

  • Razer
    Razer 12 days ago +6

    I am probably the only person who doesn't love cricket in India. People are crazy about it

    • Dr. Flex
      Dr. Flex 12 days ago

      @Zack E ok then

    • Zack E
      Zack E 12 days ago

      Indians are idiots

    • Lankz
      Lankz 12 days ago +2

      Football in England is worse

  • GRSMustard
    GRSMustard 12 days ago +14

    Spot on about cricket.....that's not a sport

    • Rob Peters
      Rob Peters 11 days ago +2

      You don't like cricket? I have no issue with that or you. You are entitled to like or hate whatever you want to. Let me say though, I am a cricket fan and I found what he said to be quite true and quite hilarious. If we can't laugh at what we enjoy, then whats the point?

    • GRSMustard
      GRSMustard 12 days ago

      @tjh_lfc T20 = wanker sport for those with small penises.

    • tjh_lfc
      tjh_lfc 12 days ago +1

      GRSMustard Sport for wankers, really good comment! You say cricket lasts for 5 days when that’s one type of cricket which is only enjoyable when it’s the ashes. Try T20.

    • GRSMustard
      GRSMustard 12 days ago

      @tjh_lfc Let's see....a game that can last 5 days and end in a are right, it's a sport for wankers!

    • tjh_lfc
      tjh_lfc 12 days ago +1

      GRSMustard 🤦🏻‍♂️ And how is it not a sport? Do you not know anything about it or what?

  • 2911moj
    2911moj 12 days ago +595

    This guy's probs the only straight guy who can get away with acting this camp 😂

    • Sam 88
      Sam 88 9 days ago

      David Walliams

    • Sea Pinecone
      Sea Pinecone 9 days ago

      Captain Teeko No it’s true 😂

    • aquariusmarika
      aquariusmarika 9 days ago

      David Walliams and James Corden?? :D British :D

    • Captain Teeko
      Captain Teeko 10 days ago

      Sea Pinecone is he? I can’t tell if it’s a joke or he legit has a crush on Simon cowell 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • Meagan Georgia
      Meagan Georgia 11 days ago

      Russell Kane 😂

  • Grim Reaper
    Grim Reaper 12 days ago +45

    *here I come man city!*

    • Jenellie Nostrabo
      Jenellie Nostrabo 9 days ago +2

      @M E Triggered but still sassy... Have a nice day :)

    • Jenellie Nostrabo
      Jenellie Nostrabo 9 days ago +1

      @Majik Gacha Wishing you the best. I hope it gets easier :)

    • Majik Gacha
      Majik Gacha 10 days ago +4

      M E i take it as a compliment because once you come out in a british school in the north, you’re fucked

    • M E
      M E 10 days ago +3

      Jenellie Nostrabo haha I said that to see how triggered you'd all get lmao

    • Grim Reaper
      Grim Reaper 10 days ago +1

      @M E bisexual

  • Drumming Spain
    Drumming Spain 12 days ago +43

    For just a few seconds starting at 6:15 he breaks into an impression of Al Murray :)

    GW RAILFAN 12 days ago +39

    0:31 - great dancing!

  • minnielin1230
    minnielin1230 12 days ago +5

    You are hilarious!

  • Has darkness fades Light glows

    I'll take the flowers

  • Tahreem Ahmad
    Tahreem Ahmad 12 days ago +9

    Love it

  • han lj
    han lj 12 days ago +7