Best of the Worst: The Vindicator, Cyber Tracker, Robot Jox, and R.O.T.O.R.

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  • Published on May 22, 2013
  • After numerous failed attempts with forgettable movies, the gang finally settles in for a robot double feature of Robot Jox and R.O.T.O.R. This episode was shot on a dark and stormy night, and much alcohol was consumed in order to properly come to terms with the madness that is R.O.T.O.R.
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  • devikwolf
    devikwolf 21 hour ago

    For years, one of my buddies and I would say goodbye by knocking thumbs-ups together while saying "crash & burn"
    Robot Jox gave me so many memories

  • Benjamin Coutts
    Benjamin Coutts 10 days ago +1

    Emulators can move different due to being played on a curved tube screen. Or so I'm told.

  • Jeffrey Riley
    Jeffrey Riley 15 days ago +1

    It's impossible not to think of Pacific Rim when you look at Robot Jox.

  • karloavera
    karloavera 15 days ago

    Perversions of Science!!!!

  • bpansky
    bpansky 19 days ago

    @1:15 omg that guy in the movie has the Star Trek style shirt that they have in the new X men movie!

  • breyleyjk26
    breyleyjk26 22 days ago +1

    HACKS! You run a VHS repair store, but you can't also fix VHS TAPES? What kind of business are you running, here?

  • JerichoMoon
    JerichoMoon Month ago +1

    Robot Jox is essentially just G Gundam

  • Maladjester
    Maladjester Month ago

    "Fuck you, movie!" -Jack Packard, 2013
    Pretty much the tag line for this entire series.

  • juggernaught79
    juggernaught79 Month ago

    I saw Robot Jox when I was a child and thought it was f***ing epic at the time. I wore the VHS out.

  • Logan Jorgensen
    Logan Jorgensen Month ago

    7:10 You only have yourself to blame there dude, sounds hard to be a RLM super fan. :\ Sometimes I pity you for the movies you watch but this episode you're all just a bunch of whiny bitches here. ^_^ On Robot Jox being enjoyed, sometimes people will just suggest things you might like which isn't really a bad thing, at least you won't be "bored". 9_9 Btw, fuck you Jack and your thoughts on stop motion.

  • TheJuancashow
    TheJuancashow Month ago

    class of 1999 is fucking awesome

  • Movies Over Matter Productions

    22:36, Coldyron was upset that Bill Walton made it in the NBA and not him.

  • PolygonalFish
    PolygonalFish 2 months ago +2

    I wonder how much the rights to R.O.T.O.R. cost

  • poiupu425
    poiupu425 2 months ago +2

    good lord, i actually watched robot jox in the theatre

  • Presidentjh
    Presidentjh 2 months ago

    Look the reason ROTOR didn’t like horns is it was one of those bugs a thing released 25 years before it was ready has.

  • Dennis X
    Dennis X 2 months ago

    Robot Jox is G-Gundam but with less Japanese style inadvertent and hilarious racism.

  • Tom Custis
    Tom Custis 2 months ago

    So agree with jack stop motion looks so shit any time it’s used in a movie alongside real ppl

  • Buraindo
    Buraindo 2 months ago

    oh my god... the plot of Heavy Object was lifted from this trash movie?

    • Oda Swifteye
      Oda Swifteye 2 months ago

      So many things inspired by Robot Jox!

  • strange loop
    strange loop 2 months ago +1

    Hello from 2019!

  • Dark Sim
    Dark Sim 2 months ago

    "Russia, huh? What are you boys doing down here? Looks to me like you're doing war. You, uh, you have a license to do war?"
    "This some kinda joke? You think this is funny? This license is forged. You ever met anyone with the last name Shawl? Look right there. See? Approved by Anne-Ofee Shawl. You fellas are going away for a long time. Step out of the tanks and keep your hands where I can see em."

  • HereticalGeek
    HereticalGeek 2 months ago +1

    Aw man I loved Robot Jox as a kid

  • Paul Hamilton
    Paul Hamilton 3 months ago +2

    Where was Mike for Robot Jox? I'm sure he would have pointed out that the lead actor, Gary Graham, was the recurring character Ambassador Soval in Star Trek: Enterprise.

  • Helljumper425
    Helljumper425 3 months ago

    You shut your whore mouth, the robot battle in the beginning wasn't boring.

  • Slow
    Slow 3 months ago

    21:26

  • hazonku
    hazonku 3 months ago +2

    It's sad they couldn't get into Cyber Tracker. Lots of hilarious technical errors but what makes it REALLY worth watching is the sequel, Cyber Tracker 2.

  • RecluseAllKnight
    RecluseAllKnight 4 months ago +2

    You guys need to put Arena (1989) on your hit list "A human becomes an unlikely rising star in the biggest fighting tournament in the galaxy that's dominated by alien species."

  • Manimal789
    Manimal789 4 months ago

    Still waiting for that SUPERMAN 4...

  • Rus Block
    Rus Block 4 months ago

    the ears were the part that was to be developed over the next 25 years...

  • Bernie Morriseau
    Bernie Morriseau 4 months ago +1

    The stop motion in ROTOR reminds me of my favorite Movie as a kid, "How to Make A Monster". Thinking back, it was such a low budget affair, that just made it funnier. It was meant to be a live action sci-fi horror/monster movie, but the everything`s so cheesy, I thought it was a comedy. Grade A Schlock.

  • Steve Hyde
    Steve Hyde 4 months ago +2

    This is a great Jay episode

  • TheRainbowShepherd
    TheRainbowShepherd 5 months ago

    31:55 FUCK CHAIRS 🖕

  • Food Wizard
    Food Wizard 5 months ago

    So robot cop is a slightly worse Marvin the Paranoid Android. I love it

  • Scott McClure
    Scott McClure 5 months ago

    Love that they're playing Grandmaster Flash's White Lines at the end

  • Necroglobule
    Necroglobule 5 months ago +2

    ROTOR is the greatest movie ever made. Notice how they stopped making good movies after ROTOR came out. That's because Hollywood knew that it was all downhill from there, so they stopped trying. ROTOR is perfection. Soon all movies will be ROTOR.
    But you glossed over the single best character in the movie. Karate Hostage.
    Bu allow me to explain the ending. Remember in the beginning of the movie Coldyron blew up a stump? He was using detcord, which is a real thing. That just isn't how it works.

  • Ian The Kiltmaker
    Ian The Kiltmaker 5 months ago

    I love New Glarus beer! Wish I could get it in PA.

  • Topplethepyramid
    Topplethepyramid 5 months ago +3

    The Robot Jox segment really needed Mike IMHO. You know, with all the Star Trek actors and all.

  • KroutSuprem
    KroutSuprem 6 months ago

    44:43 what is the background music used in this sequence?

  • Hippic
    Hippic 6 months ago

    Budget:
    Robocop: $13.000.000
    Robot Jox: $10.000.000

  • No Thanks
    No Thanks 6 months ago

    The bald unfunny one is wrong about stop motion. That is all.

  • Jason Taylor
    Jason Taylor 6 months ago

    It's good to watch these to learn exactly how NOT to make a decent film...

  • Zetetik -
    Zetetik - 6 months ago

    I remember seeing _The Vindicator_ on the video shop shelf back in the late 80s - Thank the godz I never picked that robo-turd up! \o/

  • TheNerdyRushFan
    TheNerdyRushFan 6 months ago +4

    That thing behind Rich Evans makes it look like he was hastily edited in the wide shot, like they cut his clip out in a square and pasted him in

  • Patrick patrick
    Patrick patrick 6 months ago

    OMG, I have been looking for ROTOR forever. I remember watching it as a kid and never saw the ending. and let me tell you, trying to find a movie about a robot cop end in finding nothing but robocop.

  • ApplesPapples
    ApplesPapples 6 months ago +2

    Rotor blows up at the end because Back Problems lassoed him with det cord. The movie actually foreshadows it near the beginning when he lassos a stump with it and blows it up.

  • Corey Dillon
    Corey Dillon 7 months ago

    So thats where the plot of G Gundam came from.

  • Steven Simmons
    Steven Simmons 7 months ago

    I love when people, frequently, misuse the word "genocide".

  • Grenadier Gator
    Grenadier Gator 7 months ago

    Robot Jox feels like an Americanized G Gundam fan film

    • Oda Swifteye
      Oda Swifteye 7 months ago

      It's actually the other way around. G Gundam is a fan adaptation of Robot Jox.

  • Commander_Ninja
    Commander_Ninja 7 months ago +3

    It's been 5 years and they still haven't done a video on Superman 3 OR 4.
    Please Jay you promised

  • Joe schmo
    Joe schmo 7 months ago

    why doesn't Rich ever drink?

    • Oda Swifteye
      Oda Swifteye 7 months ago +1

      Alcoholism runs in his family so he avoids drinking.

  • Hazitaka
    Hazitaka 7 months ago

    Arena 1989 I think please watch this movie lol !!!!!!!

  • Hazitaka
    Hazitaka 7 months ago

    Other movie you gotta review was Steve something vs like the universe. It was a space fight movie I can’t remember the actual name of that flick

  • Hazitaka
    Hazitaka 7 months ago

    Not troll 2 bad but like 80’s bad

  • Hazitaka
    Hazitaka 7 months ago

    Robot box was greatly bad

  • Travis Baker
    Travis Baker 7 months ago

    "White Lines (Don't Do It)" was featured in an episode of HBO's THE LEFTOVERS - and all I could think of was this episode's credits.

  • Davo2able
    Davo2able 7 months ago

    Dick Evans is my favorite human.

  • Seliet
    Seliet 8 months ago

    Wait so the plot of Robot Jox is basically the plot of G-Gundam?

  • nope
    nope 8 months ago

    oh my god that funny or die hoodie deserves to be destroyed

  • hound badger
    hound badger 8 months ago

    Robojox rules

  • jtar7242
    jtar7242 8 months ago

    Had been going back watching these again. Forgot they had watched Robot Jox. Definitely not "Best of the Worst" material. Not great, but not awful.

  • Tom's Thrifty Life
    Tom's Thrifty Life 8 months ago

    Does anyone know what the toy robot is that the guy has on his desk?

    In R.O.T.O.R. Does anyone know what the toy robot is that the guy has on his desk?

  • Video Gamers Oasis Play Theatre

    I remember seeing "The Vindicator" as a kid. It kind of reminded me of a combo of Robocop, Frankenstein, and The Phantom of The Opera.

  • K Rex
    K Rex 8 months ago

    So Robot Jox is how they came up with G Gundam.

  • Ashley
    Ashley 8 months ago +1

    the first class of movie (class of 1999) is a really good movie, it did terminator 2 shit before terminator 2 was even made. and im wondering if in ROTOR, the buck tooth chef was the back problems guy and thats why they used the teeth, to disguise him. i mean they do look really similar, in hair color and in the face.

  • Charles Jones
    Charles Jones 9 months ago

    Back Problems & Skunk Lady. I'd pay to see that.

  • Charles Jones
    Charles Jones 9 months ago +6

    It's telling that two of these movies have already been Rifftrax'ed (Cyber-Tracker and ROTOR). The ROTOR one is actually really good. Highly recommended to any MST3K fans.

  • Tyler Reynolds
    Tyler Reynolds 9 months ago

    Class of 1999 2: The Substitute is one of my favorite bad movies. I really wish it would have worked.

  • Josh Crossley
    Josh Crossley 9 months ago +2

    What exactly does a robot cop do after tendering his resignation from being a robot cop?

  • Adam Cheek
    Adam Cheek 10 months ago +2

    I didn't know Don "The Dragon" Wilson was in Cyber Tracker! What's the owner of Iowa's largest wildlife preserve doing in a movie? And why does he eerily resemble Rich Evans?

  • Jim Vorel
    Jim Vorel 10 months ago +2

    After watching R.O.T.O.R. myself, I can't believe that they didn't mention that the main character gets GUNNED DOWN AND MURDERED by a minor character, right before the end credits. How did they forget to talk about that?

  • Jason Dulin
    Jason Dulin 10 months ago

    I'm fairly certain that Bucktooth Cook is played by Back Problems.....

  • DComPrime
    DComPrime 10 months ago +2

    I also saw the ROTOR Movie just a few mind ago and I am so confused....they never showed the last scene on RLM....

  • DComPrime
    DComPrime 10 months ago +1

    I just bought the large 50 movie box set, and there is a insert in the box that gives each movie a full description and the names of the actors.

  • Dan Burkard
    Dan Burkard 10 months ago

    Rich's laughter at bad movies, lol

  • Connor Newman
    Connor Newman 11 months ago

    Robot Jox had a higher budget than Terminator

  • Erling Hansen
    Erling Hansen 11 months ago +2

    This is the very first episode I watched. Saw a gif of R.O.T.O.R die.. and had to find out more about that movie. So R.O.T.O.R was my gateway drug

  • Enclave Remnants
    Enclave Remnants 11 months ago +1

    Holy fuck ROTOR dabs in that dance sequence.

  • Roll & Move Reviews
    Roll & Move Reviews 11 months ago

    Why didn't you just pick one of the 49 other movies from the 50 movie set?

  • Charles1992
    Charles1992 11 months ago

    I don't ever write mean comments but I find Josh so boring compared to the rest of the RLM crew. 😐

  • Chris Dooley
    Chris Dooley Year ago +1

    Question for long time watchers - who’s the girl watching the movies in what seems 2013-14? I just started watching these older episodes as I started from newest down and don’t know who she is. Thnx for the info in advance 👍🏻

  • tim furey
    tim furey Year ago

    Stop putting Rich Evans through these movies!! hahahahahahah

  • angeltread
    angeltread Year ago +2

    jack fuck you for dissing on stop motion

  • stiflingmystrife
    stiflingmystrife Year ago

    What kind of car is bait lady driving? It's dope.

  • Scott Douglas
    Scott Douglas Year ago

    Alexander fires his fist missile.

  • Ryan Tillman
    Ryan Tillman Year ago

    ROTOR, sponsored by Isuzu

  • phelan120
    phelan120 Year ago

    Robot Jox!!! A best of the worst I've actually seen. And love!

  • al mas
    al mas Year ago

    This was the episode that changed BOTW forever

  • Scott Johnson
    Scott Johnson Year ago +4

    The Riff Trax version of ROTOR is gold.

  • PurpleXing
    PurpleXing Year ago

    27:00

  • CaptainColdyron222

    ROTOR will change your life.

  • tschak909
    tschak909 Year ago +21

    The actor playing R.O.T.O.R. is named _BRAD OVERTURF_ ... which makes sense, because he has a marginally better acting capacity than a patch of grass.

  • bigmuzz
    bigmuzz Year ago

    9:35 The Wizard just casually shredding on geetar in the background!..

  • james ward
    james ward Year ago +2

    Watching them destroy movies to “white lines” is pretty badass

  • DeadManProp
    DeadManProp Year ago +2

    My neighbours must be wondering at this point "What the fuck is up with that high pitched laughter there every night?"

  • Siegmeme
    Siegmeme Year ago

    There are several sequels to Robot Jox, and there's even a Blu-Ray version!

  • Marcus Sol
    Marcus Sol Year ago

    shut up Carl

  • Victor Warmflash
    Victor Warmflash Year ago

    Yay, found a BOTW I have never seen before!

  • devilmikey00
    devilmikey00 Year ago +1

    There's actually two different versions of ROTOR that go by two different titles. There is ROTOR then there is the longer version called Blue Steel. The Blue Steel version makes it much clearer that it's supposed to be a satire/comedy. It's got a bunch of cringe inducing comedy scenes with back pain they cut out of rotor. Also robot cop breaks the 4th wall and says the movies plot is horrible and a terminator rip off at one point.
    So this was meant to be intentionally funny but someone took the film and cut out a lot of the comedy scenes in an attempt to pass it off as a serious film in the ROTOR version. The Blue Steel version is a bit more tonally consistent when it's obvious that the movie is supposed to be a spoof.

    • Oda Swifteye
      Oda Swifteye 11 months ago

      devilmikey00 So what your telling me is that the cutting of the comedy scenes made it funnier.
      Ow! Ow! My head!

  • Alex Doucet
    Alex Doucet Year ago

    Just passed in an assignment on Robot Jox god I love University

  • Unit 3000/21
    Unit 3000/21 Year ago

    Nice Dismemberment Plan shirt!

  • LeaveDenbyAlone
    LeaveDenbyAlone Year ago

    Establishing Shot: The Movie!