Best of the Worst: The Vindicator, Cyber Tracker, Robot Jox, and R.O.T.O.R.

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  • Published on May 22, 2013
  • After numerous failed attempts with forgettable movies, the gang finally settles in for a robot double feature of Robot Jox and R.O.T.O.R. This episode was shot on a dark and stormy night, and much alcohol was consumed in order to properly come to terms with the madness that is R.O.T.O.R.
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  • PetersonZF
    PetersonZF Day ago

    Shame Mike wasn't around to point out Gary Graham (17:01) was in Star Trek Enterprise...

  • Alan
    Alan Day ago

    Back Problems & Skunk Lady!

  • Hexapplan
    Hexapplan 2 days ago

    So the weak protagonist lassos ropes around Rotors limbs and then he explodes, twice? Makes sense I guess.

  • NoizeAddict13
    NoizeAddict13 4 days ago +7

    Nothing like watching a 6 year old video with no new comments 💯🔥

  • doddsino
    doddsino 4 days ago +6

    Is Rental Reviews replacing BOTW?

  • rockman fan
    rockman fan 4 days ago

    Anyone know the song at the end?

  • Stephen Rahn
    Stephen Rahn 5 days ago +1

    We laugh about making war illegal, but there actually is a thing IRL called the Kellogg-Briand Pact that does exactly that. It obviously didn't accomplish much, other than letting people add more crimes to the list at the Nuremburg Trials.

  • Cargo_Vroom
    Cargo_Vroom 11 days ago

    ROTOR explodes at the end because they tied him up with det-cord. Which was established, checkov's gun style, at the beginning when Back Problems is removing a stump from a field on his ranch.

  • Brian Fuller
    Brian Fuller 11 days ago

    The Vindicator is ok. CyberTracker should have been better with its director, Don Wilson and Richard Norton but soooo boring. Robot Jox is actually quite solid, and so is R.O.T.O.R.

  • MightyHawx
    MightyHawx 12 days ago

    Jay looks inept with power tools

  • Kristian Vårdal
    Kristian Vårdal 17 days ago

    999k views.. My OCD can't handle this...

  • Stone Wolf
    Stone Wolf 25 days ago +1

    Rich's cackling is SO annoying. Not just this vid, but most of them! It's like someone screaming in the middle of a discussion.

  • Lucas Denault
    Lucas Denault 26 days ago

    Why does Rotor have a mustache?

  • OneBagTravel
    OneBagTravel Month ago

    29:45 “yeah cool”

  • shortylickens69
    shortylickens69 Month ago

    Robot Jox is the best cheap movie ever made. Thank you day time HBO!!

  • makeghandi
    makeghandi Month ago

    I like the passive-aggressive Dismemberment Plan shirt

  • DinosaurFan88
    DinosaurFan88 Month ago +1

    I honestly kind of wish they would go back to watch a copy of Class of 1999-II that isn't broken, same with The Love Butcher.

  • Jane Doe
    Jane Doe Month ago

    Mike looks weird in this.

  • John Doe
    John Doe Month ago

    See, they were gonna work on the horn bug for R.O.T.O.R in the 25 years... Same with reaching into cars...

  • badtemper88
    badtemper88 Month ago

    When I was a kid Robot Jox was the shit. So fucking cool when I was little maybe that's why I love Gundam and mecha

  • Portal2099
    Portal2099 Month ago

    Perverts of Science!!!

  • Matthew Rutledge-Taylor

    I love how you have ROTOR dancing to The Bottom Line by Big Audio Dynamite.

  • Matthew Rutledge-Taylor

    Haha. I remember watching "Robot Jox" as a kid.

  • tokyosmash
    tokyosmash Month ago

    We need a Re:view of Robot Jox, it deserves spotlight.

  • Ash Najarian
    Ash Najarian 2 months ago

    bro whaaattt that dismemberment plan shirt. im 5 years too late

  • Johnathy James
    Johnathy James 2 months ago

    It's been 5 years and no superman 3 or superman 4

  • Anti Holy
    Anti Holy 2 months ago

    Who's baby is depicted on the portrait?

  • MrPooPooJohn
    MrPooPooJohn 2 months ago

    I loved Robot Jocks as a kid

  • KingThrillgore
    KingThrillgore 2 months ago

    So I did some research on the "Robot Cop" in ROTOR, and he was a REAL robot cop the Addison, TX Police Department had from the early 80s onward. His whereabouts and uses are not well documented.

  • 8bitForLife
    8bitForLife 3 months ago

    I saw robot jox in the theater

  • AppoloMythos
    AppoloMythos 3 months ago

    They never mentioned that Achilles admits that he's illiterate. Weird character trait to throw in there

  • Dru Nature
    Dru Nature 3 months ago

    omg for the record White Lines is one of my favorite songs ever! choice!

  • devikwolf
    devikwolf 3 months ago

    For years, one of my buddies and I would say goodbye by knocking thumbs-ups together while saying "crash & burn"
    Robot Jox gave me so many memories

  • Benjamin Coutts
    Benjamin Coutts 3 months ago +3

    Emulators can move different due to being played on a curved tube screen. Or so I'm told.

  • Jeffrey Riley
    Jeffrey Riley 3 months ago +1

    It's impossible not to think of Pacific Rim when you look at Robot Jox.

  • karloavera
    karloavera 3 months ago

    Perversions of Science!!!!

  • bpansky
    bpansky 3 months ago

    @1:15 omg that guy in the movie has the Star Trek style shirt that they have in the new X men movie!

  • breyleyjk26
    breyleyjk26 3 months ago +5

    HACKS! You run a VHS repair store, but you can't also fix VHS TAPES? What kind of business are you running, here?

  • JerichoMoon
    JerichoMoon 4 months ago +1

    Robot Jox is essentially just G Gundam

  • Maladjester
    Maladjester 4 months ago +1

    "Fuck you, movie!" -Jack Packard, 2013
    Pretty much the tag line for this entire series.

  • juggernaught79
    juggernaught79 4 months ago

    I saw Robot Jox when I was a child and thought it was f***ing epic at the time. I wore the VHS out.

  • Logan Jorgensen
    Logan Jorgensen 4 months ago

    7:10 You only have yourself to blame there dude, sounds hard to be a RLM super fan. :\ Sometimes I pity you for the movies you watch but this episode you're all just a bunch of whiny bitches here. ^_^ On Robot Jox being enjoyed, sometimes people will just suggest things you might like which isn't really a bad thing, at least you won't be "bored". 9_9 Btw, fuck you Jack and your thoughts on stop motion.

  • TheJuancashow
    TheJuancashow 4 months ago

    class of 1999 is fucking awesome

  • Movies Over Matter Productions

    22:36, Coldyron was upset that Bill Walton made it in the NBA and not him.

  • PolygonalFish
    PolygonalFish 5 months ago +3

    I wonder how much the rights to R.O.T.O.R. cost

  • poiupu425
    poiupu425 5 months ago +2

    good lord, i actually watched robot jox in the theatre

  • Presidentjh
    Presidentjh 5 months ago

    Look the reason ROTOR didn’t like horns is it was one of those bugs a thing released 25 years before it was ready has.

  • Dennis
    Dennis 5 months ago

    Robot Jox is G-Gundam but with less Japanese style inadvertent and hilarious racism.

  • Tom Custis
    Tom Custis 5 months ago

    So agree with jack stop motion looks so shit any time it’s used in a movie alongside real ppl

  • Buraindo
    Buraindo 5 months ago +1

    oh my god... the plot of Heavy Object was lifted from this trash movie?

    • Oda Swifteye
      Oda Swifteye 5 months ago

      So many things inspired by Robot Jox!

  • strange loop
    strange loop 5 months ago +1

    Hello from 2019!

  • Dark Sim
    Dark Sim 6 months ago

    "Russia, huh? What are you boys doing down here? Looks to me like you're doing war. You, uh, you have a license to do war?"
    "This some kinda joke? You think this is funny? This license is forged. You ever met anyone with the last name Shawl? Look right there. See? Approved by Anne-Ofee Shawl. You fellas are going away for a long time. Step out of the tanks and keep your hands where I can see em."

  • HereticalGeek
    HereticalGeek 6 months ago +1

    Aw man I loved Robot Jox as a kid

  • Helljumper425
    Helljumper425 6 months ago

    You shut your whore mouth, the robot battle in the beginning wasn't boring.

  • Slow
    Slow 6 months ago

    21:26

  • hazonku
    hazonku 6 months ago +3

    It's sad they couldn't get into Cyber Tracker. Lots of hilarious technical errors but what makes it REALLY worth watching is the sequel, Cyber Tracker 2.

  • RecluseAllKnight
    RecluseAllKnight 7 months ago +3

    You guys need to put Arena (1989) on your hit list "A human becomes an unlikely rising star in the biggest fighting tournament in the galaxy that's dominated by alien species."

  • Manimal789
    Manimal789 7 months ago

    Still waiting for that SUPERMAN 4...

  • Rus Block
    Rus Block 7 months ago

    the ears were the part that was to be developed over the next 25 years...

  • Bernie Morriseau
    Bernie Morriseau 8 months ago +1

    The stop motion in ROTOR reminds me of my favorite Movie as a kid, "How to Make A Monster". Thinking back, it was such a low budget affair, that just made it funnier. It was meant to be a live action sci-fi horror/monster movie, but the everything`s so cheesy, I thought it was a comedy. Grade A Schlock.

  • Steve Hyde
    Steve Hyde 8 months ago +2

    This is a great Jay episode

  • TheRainbowShepherd
    TheRainbowShepherd 8 months ago

    31:55 FUCK CHAIRS 🖕

  • Food Wizard
    Food Wizard 8 months ago

    So robot cop is a slightly worse Marvin the Paranoid Android. I love it

  • Scott McClure
    Scott McClure 8 months ago

    Love that they're playing Grandmaster Flash's White Lines at the end

  • Necroglobule
    Necroglobule 9 months ago +4

    ROTOR is the greatest movie ever made. Notice how they stopped making good movies after ROTOR came out. That's because Hollywood knew that it was all downhill from there, so they stopped trying. ROTOR is perfection. Soon all movies will be ROTOR.
    But you glossed over the single best character in the movie. Karate Hostage.
    Bu allow me to explain the ending. Remember in the beginning of the movie Coldyron blew up a stump? He was using detcord, which is a real thing. That just isn't how it works.

  • Ian The Kiltmaker
    Ian The Kiltmaker 9 months ago

    I love New Glarus beer! Wish I could get it in PA.

  • Topplethepyramid
    Topplethepyramid 9 months ago +4

    The Robot Jox segment really needed Mike IMHO. You know, with all the Star Trek actors and all.

  • KroutSuprem
    KroutSuprem 9 months ago

    44:43 what is the background music used in this sequence?

  • Hippic
    Hippic 9 months ago

    Budget:
    Robocop: $13.000.000
    Robot Jox: $10.000.000

  • No Thanks
    No Thanks 9 months ago

    The bald unfunny one is wrong about stop motion. That is all.

  • Jason Taylor
    Jason Taylor 9 months ago

    It's good to watch these to learn exactly how NOT to make a decent film...

  • Zetetik -
    Zetetik - 9 months ago

    I remember seeing _The Vindicator_ on the video shop shelf back in the late 80s 4:34

    - Thank the godz I never picked that robo-turd up! XD

  • TheNerdyRushFan
    TheNerdyRushFan 9 months ago +6

    That thing behind Rich Evans makes it look like he was hastily edited in the wide shot, like they cut his clip out in a square and pasted him in

  • Patrick patrick
    Patrick patrick 9 months ago

    OMG, I have been looking for ROTOR forever. I remember watching it as a kid and never saw the ending. and let me tell you, trying to find a movie about a robot cop end in finding nothing but robocop.

  • Corey Dillon
    Corey Dillon 10 months ago

    So thats where the plot of G Gundam came from.

  • Steven Simmons
    Steven Simmons 10 months ago

    I love when people, frequently, misuse the word "genocide".

  • Grenadier Gator
    Grenadier Gator 10 months ago

    Robot Jox feels like an Americanized G Gundam fan film

    • Oda Swifteye
      Oda Swifteye 10 months ago

      It's actually the other way around. G Gundam is a fan adaptation of Robot Jox.

  • Commander_Ninja
    Commander_Ninja 10 months ago +6

    It's been 5 years and they still haven't done a video on Superman 3 OR 4.
    Please Jay you promised

  • Hazitaka
    Hazitaka 10 months ago

    Arena 1989 I think please watch this movie lol !!!!!!!

  • Hazitaka
    Hazitaka 10 months ago

    Other movie you gotta review was Steve something vs like the universe. It was a space fight movie I can’t remember the actual name of that flick

  • Hazitaka
    Hazitaka 10 months ago

    Not troll 2 bad but like 80’s bad

  • Hazitaka
    Hazitaka 10 months ago

    Robot box was greatly bad

  • Travis Baker
    Travis Baker 10 months ago

    "White Lines (Don't Do It)" was featured in an episode of HBO's THE LEFTOVERS - and all I could think of was this episode's credits.

  • Davo2able
    Davo2able 11 months ago

    Dick Evans is my favorite human.

  • Seliet
    Seliet 11 months ago

    Wait so the plot of Robot Jox is basically the plot of G-Gundam?

  • nope
    nope 11 months ago

    oh my god that funny or die hoodie deserves to be destroyed

  • hound badger
    hound badger 11 months ago

    Robojox rules

  • jtar7242
    jtar7242 11 months ago

    Had been going back watching these again. Forgot they had watched Robot Jox. Definitely not "Best of the Worst" material. Not great, but not awful.

  • Tom's Thrifty Life
    Tom's Thrifty Life 11 months ago

    Does anyone know what the toy robot is that the guy has on his desk?

    In R.O.T.O.R. Does anyone know what the toy robot is that the guy has on his desk?

  • Video Gamers Oasis Play Theatre

    I remember seeing "The Vindicator" as a kid. It kind of reminded me of a combo of Robocop, Frankenstein, and The Phantom of The Opera.

  • K Rex
    K Rex 11 months ago

    So Robot Jox is how they came up with G Gundam.

  • Ashley
    Ashley Year ago +2

    the first class of movie (class of 1999) is a really good movie, it did terminator 2 shit before terminator 2 was even made. and im wondering if in ROTOR, the buck tooth chef was the back problems guy and thats why they used the teeth, to disguise him. i mean they do look really similar, in hair color and in the face.

  • Charles Jones
    Charles Jones Year ago

    Back Problems & Skunk Lady. I'd pay to see that.

  • Charles Jones
    Charles Jones Year ago +8

    It's telling that two of these movies have already been Rifftrax'ed (Cyber-Tracker and ROTOR). The ROTOR one is actually really good. Highly recommended to any MST3K fans.

  • Tyler Reynolds
    Tyler Reynolds Year ago

    Class of 1999 2: The Substitute is one of my favorite bad movies. I really wish it would have worked.

  • Josh Crossley
    Josh Crossley Year ago +3

    What exactly does a robot cop do after tendering his resignation from being a robot cop?

  • Adam Cheek
    Adam Cheek Year ago +3

    I didn't know Don "The Dragon" Wilson was in Cyber Tracker! What's the owner of Iowa's largest wildlife preserve doing in a movie? And why does he eerily resemble Rich Evans?

  • Jim Vorel
    Jim Vorel Year ago +4

    After watching R.O.T.O.R. myself, I can't believe that they didn't mention that the main character gets GUNNED DOWN AND MURDERED by a minor character, right before the end credits. How did they forget to talk about that?

    • Zach Thompson
      Zach Thompson 8 days ago

      Jim Vorel no, you’re thinking of Scarface

  • Jason Dulin
    Jason Dulin Year ago

    I'm fairly certain that Bucktooth Cook is played by Back Problems.....

  • DComPrime
    DComPrime Year ago +2

    I also saw the ROTOR Movie just a few mind ago and I am so confused....they never showed the last scene on RLM....