r/ChoosingBeggars | Worker Given FREE Computer DEMANDS Monitor Too

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    This woman just wants to enjoy her wedding day, but she is plagued by a Choosing Beggar who wants to ensure she gets her piece of the pie. However, it isn’t until after the wedding that the woman realizes how much of a choosing beggar she really is!
    This worker is finishing off his shift when a choosing Beggar comes in to ask for free food. But it’s the reason he gives for needing the free food that will really surprise you
    It’s nice when your workplace decides to be generous with a gift, especially when it comes as a surprise, but as per usual for a choosing beggar, it’s not enough and they want more!
    This person is helping out at a used book sale and encounters this lady who decides that she deserves better. What outrageous demands does she make?

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Comments • 345

  • VoiceyHere
    VoiceyHere  3 months ago +105

    Finish this sentence: Choosing Beggars will never....

  • becca wilson
    becca wilson Month ago

    i didnt like Dreamcatcher that much either. several of his last books were weak.

  • Kids Franklin
    Kids Franklin 2 months ago

    Piece of the pie?
    I just made a pie!
    ... But they're not getting any.

  • Sheaon Thirteen
    Sheaon Thirteen 2 months ago

    I have a bad time keeping money and not spending it and I know itsa problem but I am working onit but even with all my money spending problems i refuse to spend money a friend gave me on anything less then what I said. I currently owe my friend a lot of money but I dont have a job yet but have been looking as hard as I can. And I do get paid a certain amount twice a year due to a lawsuit thing and I olan to use some of that money to pay her back. No matter what happens I will pay her back. I will not burn her like most of my family has done to me. I refuse to. The moment I can I am paying her back.

  • Lyte Animations
    Lyte Animations 2 months ago

    SJ: Free computers!
    Everyone: *•v•*
    SJ: But wait, there’s more.

  • Lyte Animations
    Lyte Animations 2 months ago

    Z: Tip me and I “totally” will care about you.
    Me: Ok
    You fool! You fell to one of the classic blunders!

  • Al DeCursoe
    Al DeCursoe 2 months ago

    Probably could have hooked that computer up to his tv at home and had a really nice screen

    FBI OPEN UP 3 months ago +1

    hippity hoppity your monitor is now my property

  • Original Name
    Original Name 3 months ago

    I don’t know if it’s just me but the background pictures are really annoying

  • Melly Kidd
    Melly Kidd 3 months ago

    I bought a copy of the original Jurassic Park novel at a library used book sale; the version the movie was based on, instead of vice versa. The cover was tearing and badly creased, and it eventually ended up covered in tape; but I treasured that find all the same and read it over and over for years until the pages fell out. It was a great find.

  • Wes Hartley
    Wes Hartley 3 months ago

    In all fairness to the thumbnail, a computer is more or less useless without the monitor, and “free and useless” is still useless (Rule of Acquisition #109 - Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack). You don’t give away a pressure washer for free and then charge extra for the hose attachments that came with the darn thing in the first place. If anything, the company should have done as Rubbermaid does. Charge for the tote (computer) throw the lid (monitor) in for free.

  • Joe Mama
    Joe Mama 3 months ago

    I'm guessing the CB in the first story was doing makeup as part of an MLM or something. She was offering to do makeup that the other woman had to pay for, she did a crappy job at it, and she was bad at managing money. All the hallmarks of someone in an MLM.

  • Ella, Just Ella
    Ella, Just Ella 3 months ago

    16:24 I am a little extreme when it comes to books to the point where I'll get the rest of a series in hardback if the first one is just to have it orderly and order the books with matching covers again, to make it look nice

  • josephskiles
    josephskiles 3 months ago

    Dreamcatcher was horrible, even King admits the only reason it was made was because he was constantly trashed on painkillers

  • Cody Hines
    Cody Hines 3 months ago

    Devon reminds me of that cheapskate guy from 6teen.

  • Ambipie
    Ambipie 3 months ago

    Not giving away the monitors sounds a little goofy, but its whatever. A high power factory reset computer tower sells high enough to get you money to trick out your current computer

  • Stephen Hawking
    Stephen Hawking 3 months ago

    I think this TheXvid series have fucked up the saying that beggars can’t be choosers

  • oopsibrokethecow
    oopsibrokethecow 3 months ago

    Somehow renovating your kitchen means you get free food wherever you go??? Huh?

  • Michael Jensen
    Michael Jensen 3 months ago +2

    You can literally use any flatscreen tv as a monitor. VGA only computer? Buy a 5 to $10 adapter

  • Michael Jensen
    Michael Jensen 3 months ago

    An ex “friend” of mine is like that

  • TruthNerds
    TruthNerds 3 months ago

    It's such a cruel, dog eat dog world where you have to choose between going to expensive amusement parks or purchasing designer clothes and STARVING.

  • Amelia.mp4
    Amelia.mp4 3 months ago

    Your voice is cringey as hell when you try to voice other people

  • Parental Control App Reviewer

    To monitor your children, I would recommend you to use iKeyMonitor.

  • Faith Randon
    Faith Randon 3 months ago

    I almost have the same problem with my bff. She owns me a lot of money for 10 years now. Every time I ask her again for the money, she is so broke and her children need to eat, yada, yada, yada. But in the last ten years, she spent thousands for her kids clothes, because used clothes for kids are "not good enough". When we go shopping together, she always buys expensive stuff and than she has "so much trouble paying rent". Even if she had sent me about 5 Euro per month in the last ten years, her debts with me would be paid off. But she doesn't do it, because she has no money. She is working, has child support from two baby daddies and has all in all a pretty good life. If her daughter wouldn't my goddaughter, I would probably stopped being in contact with her for a long time. I don't understand people like that. If I owe people money, what does not happen often, because I don't like the feeling, I make sure to give it back to them whatever it costs.

  • Al Bundy
    Al Bundy 3 months ago

    Question free food , what app is that

  • tsfcancerman
    tsfcancerman 3 months ago

    Ppl that want somewhat free food should start foraging, fishing, hunting

  • GrymReap
    GrymReap 3 months ago

    I have books that I Got as a kid and they are still in perfect condition.

  • the crazy cowgirl
    the crazy cowgirl 3 months ago

    Mc weed... lmao

  • Scorched Earth
    Scorched Earth 3 months ago +1

    Wedding day OP, can we get the story about your in-laws trying to get you arrested on your wedding day?
    Does anyone know if that story is posted somewhere?

  • Scorched Earth
    Scorched Earth 3 months ago

    I think library woman wanted a perfect copy so she could sell it. I've seen people do that, going to library sales and buying the books in the best condition, regardless of having no real interest in the book itself, and then sell them online. I go to a lot of library sales. Not only do you get a book you want for a couple of bucks, but the money goes back into the purchasing account to buy new books for everyone. Perfect.

  • Scorched Earth
    Scorched Earth 3 months ago

    I LOVE the computer story. Too often I hear stories about CBs where no-one seems to deal with them, they just let tings slide. It's wonderful to see a CB getting exactly what they deserve. To be called out in front of everyone is even better. She now knows no-one will help her again because they finally feel they can tell her to piss of and no-one will think they're horrible for doing so. I bet everyone in that office really hates her, but have felt social pressure to let her get away with things. Not anymore.

  • ember snowybudy
    ember snowybudy 3 months ago


  • ember snowybudy
    ember snowybudy 3 months ago

    Will never pay

  • Tanya Lee
    Tanya Lee 3 months ago

    Is it just me or is this guy the son of dr.phill

  • shadow Ninja 72
    shadow Ninja 72 3 months ago

    I have no pity I have no passion I feel nothing except to family and the few friends I have

  • AngelinBlack
    AngelinBlack 3 months ago +2

    I have really bad ADHD (I can’t even do things I enjoy like video games, reading or comic conventions because of inability to focus and sensory overload) this also means I have really bad impulse control and judgment, and end up spending all my money and having to scrape by, however I avoid asking for handouts and pick up extra shifts because I have a theory that eventually I’ll learn if I suffer enough XD. I’m also putting myself through university and my loan doesn’t even cover half of what I need.
    So I can definitely relate to someone who’s irresponsible with money but you need to try and tackle that problem and not expect others to bail you out otherwise you’ll never be able to effectively save money.

  • Fallen
    Fallen 3 months ago +1

    so... CB in the 'free computer from work' one was planning on controlling the computer with her mind?
    (wanted a monitor with his computer, but did not need any mouse or keyboard = only wanted a new monitor too... probably?)

    RAVEN 1971 EDWARDS 3 months ago

    I had a cousin cries poverty even to the length of my daughter who she resented helping her out. She got caught in a serious lie she wouldnt come clean so i kicked her outof our lives. We live in the same building she now slags me off to neighbours who are harrassing us. My daughter told one of them to aggressively jog on. My cousin also damaged my property, i told her 1 warning next time police.

  • Violet Frank
    Violet Frank 3 months ago

    Her looks are 'draggish'. New word..

  • tr3mayn
    tr3mayn 3 months ago

    Well actually, the "free food" incentive aren't nearly as great as Voicey leads on they are. Most of the time you can get a free side of have an item lowered to $1 if you met the condition of buying an entree item at full price.

    BRAYDENATER99 3 months ago

    My family is broke because of luxury items but we don't beg like we are retarded.

  • Ruy Vuusen
    Ruy Vuusen 3 months ago

    Once upon a time, there was Bob. He was a regular citizen. One morning when he woke up and went downstairs, he saw a random woman in his kitchen preparing coffee. "What are you doing in my house?" asked the kind man. In witch response she said "coffee... and get out of my house." Bob was cofused and said: "What do you mean, I own this house and paid hard earned money for it!" The woman responded calmly: "Here listen. I'm a choosing beggar and I do not just ask for things, I ask for more than that's resonable and then proceed to take my rightful posessings (aka. property) anyway, you want it or not." Bob got a weird look on his face and decided to start his counter argument: "But..." -he said when suddenly he got interrupted by you guess who: "NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, MY KIDS DESERVE IT MORE THAN YOU DO!" -she yelled. Bob started saying: "I-i...", but then the woman started shouting: "I'LL CALL THE COPS!" After that Bob stated: "Th..." aaand the woman added: "...and sue you for home intrusion and sexual assault for at least $1,000,000" - The woman ended up being arrested by Bob who was a police officer, sued with the help of his brother who was a judge and getting her children taken by CPS on top of 40 years of jailtime for drugs, assaults, property intrusions, harassments, attempted murder, child abuse, threathening, shooting in public places, hijacking a metro, robbery, identity teft, sexual assault, pedophile activity, staring at innocent trees, property damage, spying, illegal sales, terrorism, attempted revolution, derailing a train, being unlicenced truck driver, being overweight, entitlement, assaulting a dozen police officers, being a jerk and begging. -The moral of the story: don't be a choosing beggar. TLDR; Just read the text if you want to and don't if you can't bother.

  • Abigail Hornibrook
    Abigail Hornibrook 3 months ago

    always point them to the food bank, that always shuts them up.

  • Erie Paws Team
    Erie Paws Team 3 months ago +1

    With the monitor story my brother would hook his computer to his tv dont think he used a monitor to do it

  • rwdplz1
    rwdplz1 3 months ago +1

    16:00 90% chance she wanted to sell it on eBay.

  • Norm Rayos
    Norm Rayos 3 months ago +3

    Oh god the first story - I literally had a missed (ignored) call from my own version of this CB after nearly 3 years of successful no contact. Like I’m sorry your life sucks, but I have my own stuff to deal with right now and I don’t want to play your game of, “Well my life is harder because...” on top of everything else.
    It’s not MY job to fix YOUR life.
    Seriously, grow up and take a hint!
    Now how did you your In-Laws try to get you arrested on your wedding day?!

  • KHTimeProtecter
    KHTimeProtecter 3 months ago +1

    I was browsing Amazon for a copy of a book I really wanted, and found one of the listings was from a library a couple towns over. I contacted them and they said they’ll set it aside for me so I can go pick it up myself. The price was half of the retail price, and the condition was way better than they were letting on in the listing (I kid you not, it was near perfect). I was really happy to have found it and gotten it the way that I did.

  • Srta.TacoMal
    Srta.TacoMal 3 months ago

    My copy of Humans of New York is still in perfect condition, TYVM.

  • landons shenanigans
    landons shenanigans 3 months ago +1

    Does then cb have an tv basically any tv can be a monitor with an hdmi cord

  • Luke Douglass
    Luke Douglass 3 months ago

    I’m getting married soon. Family and friends are doing music, photography, and makeup. Two of them are professionals. We are extremely grateful and offered to pay full price. 1 of them rejected our offer and gave us a cheaper price and one of them said no they’d do it for free.
    People are very generous, you just need to be grateful for what people offer and be fair to them.

    • Luke Douglass
      Luke Douglass 3 months ago

      Rood Konijn fair. Though typically when you are good to people they are good to you.

    • Rood Konijn
      Rood Konijn 3 months ago

      *some people

  • deathmeh !
    deathmeh ! 3 months ago +1

    Choosing begger talking to the sun I wANT All yOuR VItamIN D

  • OffsetAirplane
    OffsetAirplane 3 months ago +1

    Wow hang on, she glossed over someone trying to get her arrested at her own wedding? I wanna hear that!

  • Kinwing Yeung
    Kinwing Yeung 3 months ago

    Why does nobody have a fucking gun to get the CB and EP just to go away.

  • Josh_the_ jester
    Josh_the_ jester 3 months ago

    13:38 sigh classic choosingbeggar

  • Josh_the_ jester
    Josh_the_ jester 3 months ago

    9:30 haft of the cost, or haft the items at full price.
    CB: why would I buy haft the items for full price?
    Me" #assholetax

  • Josh_the_ jester
    Josh_the_ jester 3 months ago +4

    6:40 $500. She blew $500 on luxury items and vacations, ext. $500 is the equivalent of blowing a full weeks pay, ($15 houry) on useless pleasures that you end up in the hole in less then a day, and now she's "crying" and asking her rather expensive food. Cry me a river.

  • Timlikeminecraftman
    Timlikeminecraftman 3 months ago +3

    To all who see this have a wonderful day

  • Jamie Hart
    Jamie Hart 3 months ago

    how dare you say my makeup makes u look like a drag queen reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

  • Heather Miller
    Heather Miller 3 months ago +1

    I love buying used books. Cost a whole lot less than new, and like Voicey said, most I'll only read once. As long as it's a complete copy and readable, I'll take it.
    My library has a used bookstore inside it too. 50 cents paperback, $1 hardback, 25 cents children's, and 1/2 price on the first Saturday. I don't buy a book new unless I can only find it new 😊

  • ASMR Artists
    ASMR Artists 3 months ago

    Honestly i cant help but feel bad for the woman in the first story, i mean she really was having a hard time and at least she was trying to better herself through school etc, i guess she just needed a little help with money managment