Will Newcastle United get relegated?

  • Published on Jan 13, 2022
  • We're into the January Transfer Window, but Newcastle have a lot of work to do to avoid relegation this season.
    Bruce, Rafa, Owen and Howe give their thoughts on what would happen if the Magpies went down... 🀣
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Comments • 168

  • ApplePieClub
    ApplePieClub 4 months ago +147

    β€œFootball CLOOOB” never gets old πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • Phil K
      Phil K 3 months ago

      @paddy pureblood Two ? Two what ? Drip....

    • paddy pureblood
      paddy pureblood 3 months ago

      @Phil K tw@!!!!!

    • Phil K
      Phil K 4 months ago

      Never got funny either

    • Freddie Lindus
      Freddie Lindus 4 months ago +2

      @LEE O C lmfao πŸ˜‚

    • LEE O C
      LEE O C 4 months ago +1

      Evershun futball cloob πŸ˜‚

  • Jack Payne
    Jack Payne 4 months ago +151

    I’ll never get tired of watching Agent Rafa

    • M W
      M W 4 months ago +1

      Fubal cluuuub

  • Louis hickey
    Louis hickey 4 months ago +89

    Michael Owen being 2 foot tall is jokes lol.

    • Ajax Lewis
      Ajax Lewis 3 months ago +1

      @Louis hickey Cheers mate!

    • Louis hickey
      Louis hickey 3 months ago +1

      @Ajax Lewis haha happy birthday. I'll be 30 in July

    • Ajax Lewis
      Ajax Lewis 3 months ago +1

      I'm glad people are still saying "jokes". Reminds me of school. Happyish days lol
      Jesus christ I turn 29 tomorrow...

    • LEE O C
      LEE O C 4 months ago +4

      Love the accent too 🀣 perfect

  • Harry Cox
    Harry Cox 4 months ago +37

    I hope Norwich beat Everton tomorrow, not just because I'm a Norwich fan, but so we can get more Agent Rafa content πŸ˜†

  • nufc2014
    nufc2014 4 months ago +26

    As a Mag, I want more!!! Class Mate πŸ‘πŸ˜

  • Kenny
    Kenny 4 months ago +49

    0:31 that head wobble πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Big Smoke
    Big Smoke 4 months ago +64

    If Agent Rafa doss his job then even Newcastle will stay up.

  • Robert Hemingway
    Robert Hemingway 4 months ago +8

    Michael Owen impression is class πŸ‘

  • LazarouDave
    LazarouDave 4 months ago +21

    Joelinton doesn't play upfront anymore does he?
    He's been moved to midfield and looks good now... apparently, have to actually seen him play

    • Chris McCartney
      Chris McCartney 4 months ago

      I've heard he's the Brazilian Geoff Horsefield but who knows

    • R K
      R K 4 months ago

      @Chesrae Heres the rub though hes a "striker" that is a better central midfielder what does that say about the scouting of the team that said he was a striker

    • David Knight
      David Knight 4 months ago +1

      Yeh he's been a monster in midfield for us and I'm a guy who's fantasy team name is Joelintons howlers

    • Chesrae
      Chesrae 4 months ago +6

      Yeah, he's been our destroyer in the central midfield position and our best player now over the last 6 games, believe it or not

  • Sam Blaine
    Sam Blaine 4 months ago +7

    Relegated 25 times with such high confidence. 🀣🀣🀣

    • S C
      S C 4 months ago +1

      25 times? Come on at least make it sound realistic and people might actually pay more attention. You have to have confidence in a relegation battle or your done for

  • R69NiX
    R69NiX 4 months ago +30

    "Right into League 2" You're gunna SKIP a league when you get relegated from the Championship and go right into League 2?! Amazing.🀣

    • S C
      S C 4 months ago +2

      @R69NiX like Sunderland? πŸ˜‚

    • R69NiX
      R69NiX 4 months ago

      @Objective Objective πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • Objective Objective
      Objective Objective 4 months ago

      Cruel this football trolling malarky ain it πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ πŸ‘nice one

  • Temp Step
    Temp Step 4 months ago +11

    Agent Rafa is an original 🀣🀣🀣. Love the agent. Everton football clooob is going down 🀣🀣🀣

  • Deejay Swifty
    Deejay Swifty 4 months ago +1

    Me and the lads love these mate. If we go down it would be deserved based on how we have played this season and if it means more vids like this then that will cushion the blow πŸ˜‚

  • Graham Bell
    Graham Bell 4 months ago +3

    Soooo funny and first class impressions.........keep em' coming along Darren πŸ‘........love love love wor Brucie there πŸ˜…

  • Jamie Sawers
    Jamie Sawers 4 months ago +6

    Agent rafa is a double agent
    He is not only destroying liverpools rival but relegating everton for Newcastle benefit.
    His heroism knows no end.

  • SymptomOfSouls
    SymptomOfSouls 4 months ago +10

    Even if you hate newcastle, you gotta respect their cut-throat approach of nuking burnley from orbit. The plan is to poach Cornet next season

    • SymptomOfSouls
      SymptomOfSouls 4 months ago +1

      @Kevin Moore sarr at newcastle would be class. Heard leicester was interested but the idea of newcastle poaching the best player from 2 of their relegation rivalsis hilarious

    • Kevin Moore
      Kevin Moore 4 months ago +1

      and Sarr from watford next

    • Sir Klopp
      Sir Klopp 4 months ago +1

      They'll just buy another 1000 Cornet's with the Chris Wood money.
      From the corner shop

  • Kenzie Xi
    Kenzie Xi 4 months ago +8

    The "toon HAREY!" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Peter Furbank
    Peter Furbank 4 months ago +23

    I’m a Newcastle fan and this is so funny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • Oxley
      Oxley Month ago

      @be happy Sorry, who's going down?

    • be happy
      be happy 4 months ago +1

      You think this is funny I don’t will you be if we do go down and Sky and BT take the piss

  • The Maharani's Closet (PTY) Ltd

    Got a strong feeling Everton will go down and Newcastle will survive.

  • o k
    o k 4 months ago +8

    Bruce was so funny

  • El Dante
    El Dante 4 months ago

    They should have a joint video with Connor Moore’s Solskjaer and Darren Farley’s Rafa. I think that would be funny.

  • Paul Merson Villa Legend
    Paul Merson Villa Legend 4 months ago +8

    No they won’t go down, they’ll buy their way out of trouble this January & fair play to them.

    • Oxley
      Oxley Month ago

      Still going down are we???

    • Goole8 Tigers
      Goole8 Tigers 4 months ago

      They'll spend their way out of it and that's fair play what?! πŸ˜†

    • Clem Fandango
      Clem Fandango 4 months ago

      @Chris Trickett he played over 100 times for Villa. Went there after he left Boro.

    • Chris Trickett
      Chris Trickett 4 months ago +1

      Paul Merson played for Walsall, not Villa.

    • gerryryan
      gerryryan 4 months ago

      You only get troublemakers and shite in the January transfer market

  • LEE O C
    LEE O C 4 months ago +2

    Well yeno πŸ˜‚ love it every single time

  • Nathanael Stunt
    Nathanael Stunt 4 months ago +2

    "This is what you wanted." πŸ˜†

  • Andrew Smallridge
    Andrew Smallridge 4 months ago +3

    Anything with agent Rafa these days is hilarious. Brucey richer than the Arabs - quality!

  • Liam Thompson
    Liam Thompson 4 months ago +1

    Agent Rafa is a legend because I'm going to relegate Everton clooob πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Keith France
    Keith France 2 months ago +1

    His Steve Bruce is his best & funniest of all his football impersonations !

  • Get me to the Geek!
    Get me to the Geek! 4 months ago

    "This is what you wanted" - Fierce!

  • Douglas Taggart
    Douglas Taggart 4 months ago

    Hopefully they do

  • Ged Mason
    Ged Mason 4 months ago +1

    Good ol Rafa πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Jake Taylor
    Jake Taylor 4 months ago +1

    Bruce loves golf

  • Anthony
    Anthony 4 months ago +1

    The toon HARMY! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • eioshen boboi
    eioshen boboi 4 months ago +1

    No they won’t go down, they’ll buy their way out of trouble this January & fair play to them.

  • Stu Pendous
    Stu Pendous 4 months ago +3

    Gold footballs on the St James pitch lol

  • theinngu
    theinngu 3 months ago

    Great ..I would never normally wish another club to go down but hope Newcastle do as it gives Everton more chance

  • Cannyscott
    Cannyscott 4 months ago

    This is what you wanted at the end had me buckled

  • Henry Minjoot
    Henry Minjoot 4 months ago

    Hilarious πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

  • Leeds United Old School

    Agent Rafa πŸ’₯ Were is Frank?

  • James Bong
    James Bong 4 months ago

    Cheesy Cow - Eddie Howe πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Si Rudge
    Si Rudge 4 months ago +2

    Will be funny to watch this end of season so I can laugh at you for being wrong. 🀣🀣🀣

    • Anthony
      Anthony 4 months ago

      @Si Rudge it's a bit of humour chill πŸ‘

    • Anthony
      Anthony 4 months ago

      @Josh R oops sorry pal still sort of waking up πŸ˜‚

    • Josh R
      Josh R 4 months ago

      @Anthony think you've quoted the wrong person

    • Anthony
      Anthony 4 months ago

      @Josh R jeez lighten up

  • steven west
    steven west 4 months ago

    Hahaha best 1 so far love it

  • this guy
    this guy 4 months ago +5

    Goalinton will score at least goal in the championship

  • Moody magpie
    Moody magpie 3 days ago

    And ironically they up finishing 11th!

  • exotik
    exotik 4 months ago +3


    • S C
      S C 4 months ago +1

      @exotik what are you shouting for? πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ€”

    • Liam Strain
      Liam Strain 4 months ago

      @exotik did i say anything about using emoji's goon???? now stop wasting my time everyone knows caps is screaming for attention!

    • exotik
      exotik 4 months ago

      @Liam Strain but what actually is the problem of using caps, and what’s the problem of using emojis too in fact!

  • Ice. Records
    Ice. Records 4 months ago +1

    Class as always, well yannoooo

    • vbddfy euuyt
      vbddfy euuyt 4 months ago

      Only looking at the still picture preview I heard Well, ya nooo

  • Haryu K
    Haryu K 4 months ago

    Rafa : Toon hire me

    REVELATION CHAPTER 18 4 months ago +1

    The name is Bond,Rafa Bond,shoot to miss agent

  • lee anderson
    lee anderson 4 months ago +1


  • Gavin Gibb
    Gavin Gibb 4 months ago

    🀣🀣🀣 creased πŸ–€πŸ€πŸ–€πŸ€

  • Jacob Keir
    Jacob Keir 4 months ago +1

    Solanka solutions πŸ˜‚

  • Fire Drake
    Fire Drake 4 months ago +1

    The greatest impressionist I’ve ever heard, well you know

  • kipp
    kipp 4 months ago


  • BE5T D4D
    BE5T D4D 4 months ago

    Only looking at the still picture preview I heard
    Well, ya nooo

  • farralad 73
    farralad 73 4 months ago

    Need big Geoff horsefield well you know man...

  • be happy
    be happy 4 months ago

    Really? Well if we do stay up I would love you to do a video which shuts Steve Bruce up where he gives the Β£8 million back for putting us in this mess in the first place

  • The Samalyst
    The Samalyst 4 months ago +2

    25 times hahahaha!!

  • Anthony Beattie
    Anthony Beattie 4 months ago

    We don’t care if we do ….so go forth and multiply

  • seeni gzty
    seeni gzty 4 months ago

    "This is what you wanted."

    • eioshen boboi
      eioshen boboi 4 months ago +1

      Joelinton doesn't play upfront anymore does he? He's been moved to midfield and looks good now... apparently, have to actually seen him play

  • be happy
    be happy 4 months ago +2

    How can any of our fans find this remotely funny just like the cartoon which took the mick out of us

    • M Thornton
      M Thornton 4 months ago +1

      Ah don’t stress about it. If the Saudis bought a different club it would be them taking stick. Man City and Chelsea still get stick for the investments. Comes with the territory . The sad truth is that all success comes from financial backing with all clubs…with exception of Leicesters title win . It’s a dick swinging competition and toon are now packing the most heat. Even if we go down we will be back at some point so let folk get their digs in now

  • Kev Irl
    Kev Irl 4 months ago +1

    Well ya know.....πŸ˜‚

  • Alexander Kidd Drain bamage.

    This guy is so fkn funny πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

  • Liam Thompson
    Liam Thompson 4 months ago

    Agent Rafa is getting Everton relegated he knew they weren't beating Norwich πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Paul Hobday
    Paul Hobday 4 months ago


  • Chris Gooner
    Chris Gooner 4 months ago


  • jp swaddle
    jp swaddle 4 months ago

    Aye I reckon we are.

  • TheMetalMouse
    TheMetalMouse 4 months ago


  • Man of The World
    Man of The World 4 months ago


    • Oxley
      Oxley Month ago

      How's that going for you SMB

  • Dan Smith
    Dan Smith 4 months ago

    πŸ˜‚ 🀣 πŸ˜…

  • Johan J
    Johan J 4 months ago

    Newcastle finishing at 15th this season

    • Oxley
      Oxley Month ago


    • Phil K
      Phil K 4 months ago

      I'll be delighted at 17th. Then we can replace entire Ashley team

  • lakmeister
    lakmeister 4 months ago

    "Wanky Solanki lol

  • Chris Fallon
    Chris Fallon 4 months ago

    Well yer know!!!!

  • twold4this
    twold4this 4 months ago +3

    When Agent Rafa says "harmy" in toon harmy it is so high and loud that dogs in my street start howling as if a Firetruck is passing.

  • Dane Marshall
    Dane Marshall 4 months ago

    nufc joke team.....your getting it next of the mighty leeds united.....going down going down going down. lol

  • RupertsTowerFood
    RupertsTowerFood 4 months ago

    It works so well being that ugly it helps the characters

  • Gary Mcmanus
    Gary Mcmanus 4 months ago

    Well you know....come back to Hull city Brucie....

  • vbddfy euuyt
    vbddfy euuyt 4 months ago

    loving the wig!

  • bocoy noiu
    bocoy noiu 4 months ago

    loving the wig!

  • Madara Uchiha
    Madara Uchiha 2 months ago

    this aged badly

  • Jamal B
    Jamal B 4 months ago

    Well y’know

  • Iris Ellis
    Iris Ellis 4 months ago

    Ope they do

  • Anthony Stafford
    Anthony Stafford 2 months ago

    Looking a bit sick now old cabbage head...
    Although wba won they obviously ignored brucey and got into the oppositions half

  • Phil K
    Phil K 4 months ago

    As a Newcastle fan, I can't see us NOT getting relegated. Lots of feeling sorry for themselves and nowt else from players and management. Fans have done their bit, players haven't

    • Phil K
      Phil K Month ago

      @Foster Overjoyed in a word. The turn around has been astonishing. Quite a miracle worker is Eddie H

    • Phil K
      Phil K Month ago

      @Oxley And you weren't then ? Easy to say you said different when Howe has turned the tables totally. I said that 3 months ago, you gave your reply ONE DAY AGO. A LOT has changed.Easy to paint yourself as confident THEN when it took your 3 months plus to answer, when we are WELL CLEAR of danger

    • Oxley
      Oxley Month ago +1

      You were saying? Have a bit of faith man!

    • Foster
      Foster 3 months ago +1

      How u feeling now

  • Daniel Pardoe
    Daniel Pardoe 4 months ago

    Your about as funny as a kick in the knackers!!! 😢😢😢😢

    • seeni gzty
      seeni gzty 4 months ago

      Relegated 25 times with such high confidence.

  • Browninho Steven
    Browninho Steven 4 months ago

    Ahhh man huhu hu i'm feelin' the passion growin' between these characters man huhu yeah the main man Farley yh he's gettin' em all fighting yeah their all jellin' and workin' hard for one anuva. The gaffa man he inspires em man to see em week in week out pullling huhu, pulling in the same direction huhu, there all working for the same channel now yh, I see it the fans see it, it's what this channel deserves it's what the fans deserve, hats off to the gaffer man Farley he's collectin' all dem accolades he's lovin' it the fans are lovin' it ahhh mannnn the channels buzzing man week in week out, it's what we want to see huhu.... peace!

    • S C
      S C 4 months ago +1

      @Browninho Steven at least your honest tho πŸ‘

    • Browninho Steven
      Browninho Steven 4 months ago +1

      @S C it was an attempt at writing in the style that Rio Ferdinand speaks. But thanks I am a weirdo πŸ€ͺ

    • S C
      S C 4 months ago

      What on earth are you waffling on about weirdo πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

  • Ceri Clint
    Ceri Clint 4 months ago

    Well ya know

  • Nigel Peryer
    Nigel Peryer 4 months ago

    Bournemouth fan yes its funny but your Eddie Howe is awful sounds more like your frank lampard

  • The Cooper Tech Kid
    The Cooper Tech Kid 4 months ago


  • Seamus the Rotty
    Seamus the Rotty 4 months ago

    Remember when he was funny? Me neither.

  • Mike Wilson
    Mike Wilson 4 months ago

    Wow , not sure that I recognise any of those , stick to your usual eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr , which was funny once, the only thing funny is the Wayne Rooney .. not for the content but for the fact that you depict him as dumb and yet look at the job he`s done at Derby, yawn

  • Tony Burn
    Tony Burn 3 months ago

    No. :)

  • Mark Debling
    Mark Debling 3 months ago

    Not funny one bit..

  • D J 23 65
    D J 23 65 4 months ago

    Trying to be funny like? You're not.Will always keep the faith, no matter what league we're in.

  • Sheep Shearer
    Sheep Shearer 4 months ago


    KEELEY 4 months ago +1

    Large portion of doner kebab with extra chilli sauce and mozzarella sticks for the return of my man Brucey, HOWAY THE KEBAB!

  • Lee Petersson
    Lee Petersson 4 months ago +1

    It’ll be hilarious when NUFC get relegated in May

    • Oxley
      Oxley Month ago

      Comment aging like milk

    • Foster
      Foster 4 months ago

      If we win tomorrow we are out of the relegation zone