Will Newcastle United get relegated?
Embed
- Published on Jan 13, 2022
- We're into the January Transfer Window, but Newcastle have a lot of work to do to avoid relegation this season.
Bruce, Rafa, Owen and Howe give their thoughts on what would happen if the Magpies went down... π€£ Sports
βFootball CLOOOBβ never gets old ππππ
@paddy pureblood Two ? Two what ? Drip....
@Phil K tw@!!!!!
Never got funny either
@LEE O C lmfao π
Evershun futball cloob π
Iβll never get tired of watching Agent Rafa
Fubal cluuuub
Michael Owen being 2 foot tall is jokes lol.
@Louis hickey Cheers mate!
@Ajax Lewis haha happy birthday. I'll be 30 in July
I'm glad people are still saying "jokes". Reminds me of school. Happyish days lol
Jesus christ I turn 29 tomorrow...
Love the accent too π€£ perfect
I hope Norwich beat Everton tomorrow, not just because I'm a Norwich fan, but so we can get more Agent Rafa content π
And .... Your wish has been granted π
As a Mag, I want more!!! Class Mate ππ
0:31 that head wobble πππ
If Agent Rafa doss his job then even Newcastle will stay up.
Michael Owen impression is class π
Joelinton doesn't play upfront anymore does he?
He's been moved to midfield and looks good now... apparently, have to actually seen him play
I've heard he's the Brazilian Geoff Horsefield but who knows
@Chesrae Heres the rub though hes a "striker" that is a better central midfielder what does that say about the scouting of the team that said he was a striker
Yeh he's been a monster in midfield for us and I'm a guy who's fantasy team name is Joelintons howlers
Yeah, he's been our destroyer in the central midfield position and our best player now over the last 6 games, believe it or not
Relegated 25 times with such high confidence. π€£π€£π€£
25 times? Come on at least make it sound realistic and people might actually pay more attention. You have to have confidence in a relegation battle or your done for
"Right into League 2" You're gunna SKIP a league when you get relegated from the Championship and go right into League 2?! Amazing.π€£
@R69NiX like Sunderland? π
@Objective Objective ππ
Cruel this football trolling malarky ain it ππ€£π πnice one
Agent Rafa is an original π€£π€£π€£. Love the agent. Everton football clooob is going down π€£π€£π€£
Me and the lads love these mate. If we go down it would be deserved based on how we have played this season and if it means more vids like this then that will cushion the blow π
Soooo funny and first class impressions.........keep em' coming along Darren π........love love love wor Brucie there π
Agent rafa is a double agent
He is not only destroying liverpools rival but relegating everton for Newcastle benefit.
His heroism knows no end.
Even if you hate newcastle, you gotta respect their cut-throat approach of nuking burnley from orbit. The plan is to poach Cornet next season
@Kevin Moore sarr at newcastle would be class. Heard leicester was interested but the idea of newcastle poaching the best player from 2 of their relegation rivalsis hilarious
and Sarr from watford next
They'll just buy another 1000 Cornet's with the Chris Wood money.
From the corner shop
The "toon HAREY!" ππ
Iβm a Newcastle fan and this is so funny ππ
@be happy Sorry, who's going down?
You think this is funny I donβt will you be if we do go down and Sky and BT take the piss
Got a strong feeling Everton will go down and Newcastle will survive.
Bruce was so funny
They should have a joint video with Connor Mooreβs Solskjaer and Darren Farleyβs Rafa. I think that would be funny.
No they wonβt go down, theyβll buy their way out of trouble this January & fair play to them.
Still going down are we???
They'll spend their way out of it and that's fair play what?! π
@Chris Trickett he played over 100 times for Villa. Went there after he left Boro.
Paul Merson played for Walsall, not Villa.
You only get troublemakers and shite in the January transfer market
Well yeno π love it every single time
"This is what you wanted." π
Anything with agent Rafa these days is hilarious. Brucey richer than the Arabs - quality!
Agent Rafa is a legend because I'm going to relegate Everton clooob πππ
His Steve Bruce is his best & funniest of all his football impersonations !
"This is what you wanted" - Fierce!
Hopefully they do
Good ol Rafa ππππ
Bruce loves golf
The toon HARMY! ππππ
No they wonβt go down, theyβll buy their way out of trouble this January & fair play to them.
Gold footballs on the St James pitch lol
Great ..I would never normally wish another club to go down but hope Newcastle do as it gives Everton more chance
This is what you wanted at the end had me buckled
Hilarious π π€£π
Agent Rafa π₯ Were is Frank?
Cheesy Cow - Eddie Howe πππ
Will be funny to watch this end of season so I can laugh at you for being wrong. π€£π€£π€£
@Si Rudge it's a bit of humour chill π
@Josh R oops sorry pal still sort of waking up π
@Anthony think you've quoted the wrong person
@Josh R jeez lighten up
Hahaha best 1 so far love it
Goalinton will score at least goal in the championship
And ironically they up finishing 11th!
THE PICTURE OF ANT AND DEC IN THE BACKGROUND π€£π€£π€£π€£
@exotik what are you shouting for? π€¦ββοΈπ€
@exotik did i say anything about using emoji's goon???? now stop wasting my time everyone knows caps is screaming for attention!
@Liam Strain but what actually is the problem of using caps, and whatβs the problem of using emojis too in fact!
Class as always, well yannoooo
Only looking at the still picture preview I heard Well, ya nooo
Rafa : Toon hire me
The name is Bond,Rafa Bond,shoot to miss agent
Legend
π€£π€£π€£ creased π€π€π€π€
Solanka solutions π
The greatest impressionist Iβve ever heard, well you know
π€£ππ€£ππ€£
Only looking at the still picture preview I heard
Well, ya nooo
Need big Geoff horsefield well you know man...
Really? Well if we do stay up I would love you to do a video which shuts Steve Bruce up where he gives the Β£8 million back for putting us in this mess in the first place
25 times hahahaha!!
We donβt care if we do β¦.so go forth and multiply
"This is what you wanted."
Joelinton doesn't play upfront anymore does he? He's been moved to midfield and looks good now... apparently, have to actually seen him play
How can any of our fans find this remotely funny just like the cartoon which took the mick out of us
Ah donβt stress about it. If the Saudis bought a different club it would be them taking stick. Man City and Chelsea still get stick for the investments. Comes with the territory . The sad truth is that all success comes from financial backing with all clubsβ¦with exception of Leicesters title win . Itβs a dick swinging competition and toon are now packing the most heat. Even if we go down we will be back at some point so let folk get their digs in now
Well ya know.....π
This guy is so fkn funny πππ
Agent Rafa is getting Everton relegated he knew they weren't beating Norwich πππ
Fantastic!
π€£π€£ππ
Aye I reckon we are.
Genius.
YES.WILL PLAY SAFC NEXT SEASON IN CHAMPIONSHIP.FTM.
How's that going for you SMB
π π€£ π
Newcastle finishing at 15th this season
11th!!!
I'll be delighted at 17th. Then we can replace entire Ashley team
"Wanky Solanki lol
Well yer know!!!!
When Agent Rafa says "harmy" in toon harmy it is so high and loud that dogs in my street start howling as if a Firetruck is passing.
nufc joke team.....your getting it next of the mighty leeds united.....going down going down going down. lol
It works so well being that ugly it helps the characters
Well you know....come back to Hull city Brucie....
loving the wig!
loving the wig!
this aged badly
Well yβknow
Ope they do
Looking a bit sick now old cabbage head...
Although wba won they obviously ignored brucey and got into the oppositions half
As a Newcastle fan, I can't see us NOT getting relegated. Lots of feeling sorry for themselves and nowt else from players and management. Fans have done their bit, players haven't
@Foster Overjoyed in a word. The turn around has been astonishing. Quite a miracle worker is Eddie H
@Oxley And you weren't then ? Easy to say you said different when Howe has turned the tables totally. I said that 3 months ago, you gave your reply ONE DAY AGO. A LOT has changed.Easy to paint yourself as confident THEN when it took your 3 months plus to answer, when we are WELL CLEAR of danger
You were saying? Have a bit of faith man!
How u feeling now
Your about as funny as a kick in the knackers!!! πΆπΆπΆπΆ
Relegated 25 times with such high confidence.
Ahhh man huhu hu i'm feelin' the passion growin' between these characters man huhu yeah the main man Farley yh he's gettin' em all fighting yeah their all jellin' and workin' hard for one anuva. The gaffa man he inspires em man to see em week in week out pullling huhu, pulling in the same direction huhu, there all working for the same channel now yh, I see it the fans see it, it's what this channel deserves it's what the fans deserve, hats off to the gaffer man Farley he's collectin' all dem accolades he's lovin' it the fans are lovin' it ahhh mannnn the channels buzzing man week in week out, it's what we want to see huhu.... peace!
@Browninho Steven at least your honest tho π
@S C it was an attempt at writing in the style that Rio Ferdinand speaks. But thanks I am a weirdo π€ͺ
What on earth are you waffling on about weirdo π€¦ββοΈ
Well ya know
Bournemouth fan yes its funny but your Eddie Howe is awful sounds more like your frank lampard
π€¦
Remember when he was funny? Me neither.
Wow , not sure that I recognise any of those , stick to your usual eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr , which was funny once, the only thing funny is the Wayne Rooney .. not for the content but for the fact that you depict him as dumb and yet look at the job he`s done at Derby, yawn
No. :)
Not funny one bit..
Trying to be funny like? You're not.Will always keep the faith, no matter what league we're in.
Harsh
Large portion of doner kebab with extra chilli sauce and mozzarella sticks for the return of my man Brucey, HOWAY THE KEBAB!
Itβll be hilarious when NUFC get relegated in May
Comment aging like milk
If we win tomorrow we are out of the relegation zone