Sparks Fly At Third Dem Debate - Colbert's LIVE Monologue

Love how Colbert took apart every one of the joker candidates LOL

The booker joke killed me actually i wasnt expecting that , these shows want biden to win so bad, its gonna be a pleasure to watch trump get 2nd term if biden is the democratic nominee , the democrats will never learn, apperantly Trump becoming president wasnt a wake up call enough.

Stop silencing Andrew Yang!! #yang2020

Barney Fife as national security advisor 🤣🤣🤣
On second thought, he’d do better than Rudy Colludy as cyber security advisor 🙄

Biden is a sad sack.

I don't get why Pete buttigieg isn't doing better. He has the perfect background and when he talks he makes sense.

"phlegmsalvania"? The writers should go work the for tRUMP administration. If the facts don't fit the joke, just make shit up. Senator Sanders is from VERMONT. What the hell, neither state is NYC so it really doesn't matter. Colbert sucks, he's a one trick pony.

6:40 Joe Biden old man..

I love how Biden predicted the future by accidentally calling Bernie the president.

Bernie has one of the healthiest hearts out there his arteries are clean the rest are ticking time bombs.

I can’t wait till there are no more jokes about president trump. I am positive we will have just as many great jokes about the impeached trump we just won’t have to be crying inside.

Berni is too old ,and always angry . He needs free healthcare desperately.
Biden is always forgotten to say the right words .
Yang thinks everything will happen with the money.
Latinos are not fit to be a president . Look what they have done to Mexico.
Beto has a big mouth . Hope he will not be shot.
Harris has a dirty mouth . It’s not presidential speech *Little dude *.
Warren has hypertension . She needs to see psychiatrist.
Cory Book is Fast and Furious. He should be in ICE instead.
Amy looks like she needs help herself.
So no democrat will win in 2020 😢

GENIUS

I'd rather an old dude who has the mannerisms of an old man than the brain. If the words come out make sense then it's not a big deal if they're in a voice of an snl character. Lol

What state are we in when we're making fun of having too many plans?!

"Everything revolves around the almighty dollar" was a fact, not a moral argument. Was Colbert hoping Yang wish that away rather than work within the system? Not a good look Colbert.

Yang is trying to bribe his way in!

Betto....Does the Second Amendment mean anything to you? You so easily think that removing guns from millions of responsible gun owners who have not and will not go on a shooting rampage will solve the real issue of mental health deficiency? The ratio of responsible gun owners to mentally sick individuals who have gone off the rails, is staggering. These mentally ill individuals will use any means possible to cause the harm they want to inflict, be it guns, cars, bombs, who knows where their sick minds deviate to. Instead of jumping on that "they love the gun control" issue which you think will give you the win, you should focus on the real issue if you want to make some difference. Because, the "hell yea we are coming for your guns" is not gonna work out real well. No gun owners are saying.."ok Beto...here you go". But don't you have body guards around you that carry guns? How dare you think that your security is more important than the rest of us!!!

11:57 so Biden got technological when talking about education? Are you sure there Stephen? It wasn’t about racial issues? Stop batting for Biden thexvid.com/video/8iQuvb8yue4/video.html

I would appreciate if he would show some respect for Bernie, he could be his dad and he's working harder than Stephen ever will probably work on anything.

Hes old as shit but he fights for a good cause. Leave the old man his health alone

Well, "the guy in 'The wizard of Oz' " is probably the correct way of saying it. For "the wizard of Oz" was a fictional character even in their fictional universe. The small dude was pretending to be him, but there is no wizard of oz. There is only the small dude.
Whereas, in Rambo, the guy in Rambo is actually Rambo. But, funny joke I guess.
10:00 This guy clearly never heard of being caught up in a war without starting it.
"Do you have a time machine?" Another "funny" joke, but for all I know, his point with that statement was: "Well it sux that it was actually started. Now we have to be "caught up" in it and deal with it appropriately. Though ideally, I should never have even happened."

The Day After Tomorrow can't be today. Number one, it was a shitty movie. Number two, nothing that rapid and cold has even been seen in Antarctica. And number three, it was a shitty movie. I'm not downplaying the climate problem, just Hollywood's interpretation of it. Let us not borrow inspiration from shitty movies for real life events.

Yang is the smartest guy in the lineup. Sick of the same old political BS word salad.

The only things he could tease burnie about is that he needs a losenge and looks like doc brown. That says a lot. Why is Joe called the front runner?

I’m sorry but Biden just doesn’t seem in fit condition to become president, my man is really old and forgetful. But you and Obama were a great combo while it lasted

That "freedom dividend" sounds super ridiculous... 😂😂😂

These polls they keep saying that Biden , is leading in the polls? How in the fuck is that true, like people listen to this guy and think that’s def my guy? Wtf

Question for any americans in the house...would that 1000 dividend even cover healthcare insurance for a family for a month?

literally no jabs at warren smh

We're doomed look in the seat in front of you for the pamphlet to see what to do

Colbert is on fire, nearly broke down at work

I understand treating all of them equally, but Stephen is better than making fun of people for things they cannot help, especially someone working as hard as Bernie Sanders.

Colbert was too hard with Kamala Harris. So she said the guy in "The Wizard of Oz". The point was, he wasn't a wizard at all, just a con artist, which is exactly what Trumpf is.

I think I got quiplash from these debates

Bernie bros are as bad as trump supporters.

"the president" YES HE IS!!!!!!!!

The media is managing this campaign as they always do, they know Bernie is coming for them and all of a sudden the polls show him as second or third. He is #1 people don't let them discourage you. Make your vote matter!

brilliant!

Colbert: No one likes Castro making old people jokes.

Also Colbert: BERNIE THO AMIRITE?

Bernie2020

I am ready for a president Sanders!

Why does whenever Andrew Yang speak it sounds like a shark tank pitch

President Yang all the way

I can’t fucking STAND THIS MORON, ASSCLOWN!!!! He’s such a complete DOUCHEBAG!!!🖕🖕🖕

Biden Never visited my city and community in 2016 ...just saying.

I won't say no to President Sanders if it comes down to it, but where my Warren gang at?

Stephen Colbert should stop this nonsense already and just run for President in 2020! He's the only one who can counter Trump's hate-filled rhetoric with thoughtfulness, intelligence, and most importantly, biting wit!

Please, Americans: Biden is a sure loser. Go with Bernie or Warren.

Biden is not the frontrunner. He can't garner the under 30 vote or the EC vote.

Notice that the ONE candidate that he didn't poke a lot of fun at is Elizabeth Warren!!! That's because she's actually a serious contender who doesn't come off like an accidental comedian during the debate!!! Warren 2020!!!!

That was a great Bernie impression.

Could someone please teach Booker how to pronounce "no" in Spanish? We're a poor language señor: when we write only one vowel, we say only one vowel.

Lmao that bernie impression

This is much funnier than the DEAD monologues.... ;-P

If more people ate a plant based diet the Amazon wouldn’t be burning right now. The reason the Amazon is burning is because the animal farmers are burning to clear the forest to have animals on the land and to grow crops to feed animals that will be killed for people to eat them. That is a fact.

I am voting for Andrew Yang, Sanders, or warren.

Biden is a huge mistake, I believe that he is not on the side of the American people, he’s on the side of the rich American people. Bernie is the one you need, he will do right by the American people, you know, the people who work hard for their money. But I’m willing to bet that the Democrats will go with Biden, he talks their talk, you know......rich person talk.

Biden, Front Sleep Runner. Another non winning ticket like that Hilary. Wall street democrats do not want to win, they are more comfortable with trump as "president" than their own candidates.

This man does a spotless Bernie even when he’s got a sore throat!!!!