Joe Biden’s Super Dated “No Malarkey” Slogan | The Daily Show

  • Published on Dec 5, 2019
  • Michael Kosta trails Joe Biden on his “No Malarkey” bus tour and shares the old-timey slang he’s picked up along the way. #TheDailyShow #MichaelKosta
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Comments • 473

  • Jack Braddell
    Jack Braddell 22 hours ago

    Everyone give The Bern $10 not much to give, but will help considerably.

  • Jack Braddell
    Jack Braddell 22 hours ago

    How did the nothing but malarkey tour fair.

  • D Schrub
    D Schrub 27 days ago

    Lame show. Lame joe

  • Brandon
    Brandon 29 days ago

    Sanders supporters. Warren supporters. Buttigieg supporters. Etc.
    At some point if we don’t get unified behind one of the many legitimately solid candidates...we will get Biden.

  • dirbrody
    dirbrody Month ago +1

    Biden & his hairy legs will not win in 2020! MAGA 2020...


    michel shut the fuck up

  • Ricky Ostrom
    Ricky Ostrom Month ago

    Viktor Shokin: Biden outraged, we seized Burisma assets.

  • Guy Pseudonym
    Guy Pseudonym Month ago

    Joe Biden: No ballyhoo, this is the bees' knees!

  • Ben Cofield
    Ben Cofield Month ago

    It's a good thing he put the definition on the side of the bus, I wouldn't have known otherwise

  • Kimberly Sims
    Kimberly Sims Month ago

    I had to get the dictionary from the top of my chiffarobe and sat on the davenport to look up the word malarkey...what the WHAT????

  • Atlantean
    Atlantean Month ago

    You Dems have dumpster fire candidates. The screeching will be so fun to witness Nov 2020.

      CHRISTIANNWO Month ago

      Even the dumbest Democrat will win in 2020, you can bet on that.

  • Hal Terrill
    Hal Terrill Month ago

    I want to see more of old timey guy

  • Tucker Bowen
    Tucker Bowen Month ago

    y'know you might think that people in Shakespeare adaptions saying words like "ye" or "mayhap" sounds silly and must have been added in to sound old-timey, but when you read the actual plays you realize they were actually _toning it down_

  • Whataburger
    Whataburger Month ago

    Joe needs this Presidency. How else is Hunter going to afford his coke and stripper child supports.

  • Shaun Mason Music
    Shaun Mason Music Month ago

    This is hilarious.
    And Biden is a kid touching perv turd.

  • Loyal Astartes
    Loyal Astartes Month ago

    Way to rip off Aaron Berg.

  • Tom S
    Tom S Month ago +1

    I think his new slogan is groovy!!

  • Angel G
    Angel G Month ago

    Here is the real trevor

  • Aoss c
    Aoss c Month ago

    “Malarkey”? Seriously? Did you totally forget about the fact people under 55 exist?

  • Dagi Ayele
    Dagi Ayele Month ago

    0:57 he sounds like a pubescent pirate 😂😂

  • Bailey S.
    Bailey S. Month ago

    Does no malarkey mean no funny business? I haven't googled it yet but I've heard it on my Grandma's favorite retro tv channel.

  • Terra812
    Terra812 Month ago +2

    No one has used the word Malarkey since the Democrats founded the KKK

  • Dorothy Mack
    Dorothy Mack Month ago

    Oh no! Michael Kosta has regressed all the way to a past life!

  • Hayden Ambrose
    Hayden Ambrose Month ago +1

    Come on, I can't be the only 25 year old who could immediately understand what malarkey meant and thought it fit Biden's brand. I'm still voting bernie, but he's getting way too much flak for a stupid word.

  • Gersson B
    Gersson B Month ago

    lol i like how he can jump in and out of character 👍

  • Christopher Ross
    Christopher Ross Month ago

    Put Joe back in the retirement home!

  • root8angel
    root8angel Month ago

    BC this is what we should be focusing on 🤔😶

  • ThePapermage
    ThePapermage Month ago

    Malarkey's actually the name of a board game. Maybe Joe's saying he'd rather play Balderdash or Hugger-Mugger.

  • luke shaw
    luke shaw Month ago

    LOL "old-timey" = mid-atlantic accent (*not WOP new jersey

  • aldus vonnegut
    aldus vonnegut Month ago

    no poppycosh!

  • Silvia Almanza
    Silvia Almanza Month ago

    Trevor, all Anglo-Americans know what Malarkey means. Oh, did you say it's an Irish-American thing. Oh, you don;t like to be called Anglo when you are German. All Hispanic Americans are not from the same place either, nor all African Americans from Africa, nor all Asian Americans are fro the same place. We are All Earthlings!!! the same!!! Be kind to all.

  • TF4D 150
    TF4D 150 Month ago

    It’s no Malarkey that Biden is better off in the hospital than in an election race

  • Shatala Mbelele
    Shatala Mbelele Month ago

    This guy should get his own show by 2020 seriously.

  • yon
    yon Month ago

    NYEH! sudden papyrus. anyway kosta was super cute haha

  • M. Kopacz
    M. Kopacz Month ago

    Great piece of writing and comedy. Thank you for that laugh :)

  • dlakodlak
    dlakodlak Month ago +1

    SENIOR correspondent

  • L. A. Gothro
    L. A. Gothro Month ago

    Actually, a lot of folks love the films of classic movies, so...


    I love how people pretend they don't understand "Mularkey". They need to pretend they don't for some reason

  • Jay Scholtes
    Jay Scholtes Month ago

    I am less than 80 by near half, but knew the word. He is near 80 though. I just know words. I plan to vote for be Bernie though.

  • Dick Swingston
    Dick Swingston Month ago

    No Maclunkey

  • OscubaSteve g13
    OscubaSteve g13 Month ago

    Cut the malarkey and sit on my lap

  • Melon Pupper
    Melon Pupper Month ago +36

    I love how the bus literally has the definition on it 😂😂

    • Jack Braddell
      Jack Braddell 21 hour ago

      Definition is for other dimentia sufferers !!!!

  • Carlos Perdomo
    Carlos Perdomo Month ago

    Get younger BIDEN! 😒

  • Ben
    Ben Month ago

    If you don't vote you can't effect powerful change on the world. Selecting a representative based on trust is clearly the most effective way to help make things better because politicians have proven they can be trusted. If you don't vote you can't complain because government only creates peace and prosperity. We NEED them or everything would just collapse into chaos. How else can we have gigantic wars that benefit everyone?! Without arbitrary group identities being laid over everyone, we would all have to think about everyone as a unique individual and not jump to conclusions about how they view the world. That sure would be terrible, can't let happen. So make sure to vote and keep this fine system going, we can trust them, yup, sure can. THIS time will be the charm, the one to save us all.

  • PutinWithAnimals
    PutinWithAnimals Month ago

    Stop complaining; he clearly explains what "malarkey" means on the bus

  • Ç Jenkins
    Ç Jenkins Month ago

    "3, 4 Shut the door" on Biden. Trump 2020.

  • Rant Therapist
    Rant Therapist Month ago

    Is there ACTUALLY a definition of the word on his bus!? If so, then he's gone retarded. Joe "No chance" Biden.

  • Tonesha Flanders
    Tonesha Flanders Month ago

    Honestly I’m so damn confused. This guy (Trevor) has been screaming for years how horribly Trump is ruining America but as soon as real possible opponent arises(Biden) goes out of his way to make his comments public. Trevor beats him down as if he has done sumthing wrong.. Truth is that no matter how u feel about Biden , he is the only person that is normal people trust!!

  • Shoal Nervo
    Shoal Nervo Month ago

    How about we talk about Yang or Tulsi?!?!

  • Javier Chavarin
    Javier Chavarin Month ago +1

    *#NoNonsense** **#Stop** **#The** **#NoMalarkey** **#Nonsense** **#Please** 😏 **#Hashtag*

  • SEAZNDragon
    SEAZNDragon Month ago

    "Malarky. That's slang for bullshit right?" Capt. Sobel from Band of Brothers circa 2001. Between that and Biden use of it as a VP I think a good number of people over 30 knows what it means. Then again after writing this I think it furthers Trevor's point.

  • Bernie got screwed
    Bernie got screwed Month ago

    No way this idiot could beat Trump.

  • Brett S.
    Brett S. Month ago

    Tryin to throw off voters with this fiddle-faddle!

  • Paola Cajares Living in PA Review funny 😄

  • Carca Peru
    Carca Peru Month ago +3

    The person who came with the "no malarkey" motto, wrote the Peloton commercial.

  • Gusstavv's Stuff
    Gusstavv's Stuff Month ago

    What is wrong with amurican politics??
    Is everybody senile or with some kind of drain bamage???
    First Trump, then "no malarkey-ish" Biden??

  • V J
    V J Month ago +2

    well, that language was popular when white folks thought "america was great"

  • Petitio Principii
    Petitio Principii Month ago +2

    He's trying to connect with the old folks, nostalgic of when America was great back then. Maybe the kind of PC version of dog whistle, but that doesn't actually have any of the dog-whistle secret content, so when he doesn't deliver on that, they can't really complain.

  • Nghia Nguyen
    Nghia Nguyen Month ago +2

    I searched on Google for Definition of Malarkey.

  • Brandi Heyer
    Brandi Heyer Month ago +1

    i guess you could say joe biden is joe viben