It is the first day of university

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  • Published on Sep 10, 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
    Instagram: ewww_its_jo...
    Twitter: tweet_joana
    Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana
    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Source: incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
    Artist: incompetech.com/
    If you want to translate the video: thexvid.com/user/timedtext_cs_p...
    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
    With love,
    Jenny Cravitz
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  • Sophia draws stuff
    Sophia draws stuff 3 hours ago

    "Calm your meatless titties, its sustainable" 😂😂😂😂

  • 22 41
    22 41 3 hours ago

    Hi Joana, thank you

  • Athena Dolling
    Athena Dolling 3 hours ago

    *throws out Nike Air Force Ones*....

  • GSXR 750
    GSXR 750 4 hours ago

    you're making a good choice going the stem route, don't give up, it'll pay you back later on.

  • Sardonyx
    Sardonyx 5 hours ago

    I've watched you for a year now and today I finally realized you live in Toronto cause I saw a bus. I am idiot.

  • Amber Boxley
    Amber Boxley 5 hours ago

    “calm your meatless titties” lmaooooooo sksusjskskskkk

  • Courtney Casanova
    Courtney Casanova 5 hours ago

    i always wear black on the first day of school to mourn summer i didn’t think anyone in the world did that

  • Miss PAN-tastic
    Miss PAN-tastic 5 hours ago +1

    “Apple piss” 😂😂😂

  • Haley Jane
    Haley Jane 6 hours ago

    This reconfirms my zero regrets for not going to college.

  • Hazel
    Hazel 6 hours ago

    oh my god i did not expect joana to pull out those demonia's.... im jealous

  • Harley Petty
    Harley Petty 6 hours ago +2

    Is no one going to talk about how she is a Percy Jackson fan? 4:48

  • Kynzee Syverson
    Kynzee Syverson 6 hours ago

    😂 Sept. 4th is my burthday...

  • Eduarda Queiroz
    Eduarda Queiroz 7 hours ago

    I just watch 2 old vídeos of her and i am thing i’m in love

  • Beep boop
    Beep boop 7 hours ago

    Anyone know where Joanna is going to uni to?

  • Rachel Marie Newcomb
    Rachel Marie Newcomb 7 hours ago

    Modern day Mrs. Maisel

  • Jules the Asian Kid
    Jules the Asian Kid 7 hours ago

    Eh we have the same glasses frames
    And type of pencil box, and I started school on the same day but glasses are more important..................I don’t even know if she’s reading this.............anyway next video

  • Maryam's Palace
    Maryam's Palace 7 hours ago

    "calm your meatless titties" DUDE😂😂😂

  • Fiorella Montero
    Fiorella Montero 7 hours ago

    PLEASE USE GLITTERATI
    LOVE U

  • Zoincer_ Oo
    Zoincer_ Oo 7 hours ago

    The dinner making scene is hilarious 😂🤣. Amazing video as always

  • A. B.
    A. B. 8 hours ago +1

    Only losers go to school for formal education.

  • Samantha Rechtien
    Samantha Rechtien 8 hours ago

    My nAmEs sAmanThA sHe saId mY naMe

  • Xochitl Hernañdez
    Xochitl Hernañdez 8 hours ago

    Sea of monsters is amazing 🙈

  • i'm okay :D
    i'm okay :D 8 hours ago

    youre so lucky you have good uni near home

  • reese
    reese 8 hours ago

    was that percy jackson

  • AD C
    AD C 8 hours ago

    I’m expecting a video of her drinking alcohol for the first time, she in Canada so she’s legal for it now

  • Carrie
    Carrie 8 hours ago +1

    i wish i had as many subscribers as joana has fancy words :(

  • fluffiebloo
    fluffiebloo 8 hours ago

    i desperately wanna see her remake the vine “It is Wednesday my dudes“

  • Mia Tumblings
    Mia Tumblings 9 hours ago

    Make more painting videos!!!!!! Love u John Cena/ Joana 💕🎨👍👵🏼

  • Alexandria Flowers
    Alexandria Flowers 9 hours ago

    Anyone else have the same backpack....

  • grace wang
    grace wang 9 hours ago

    jesus has grown so well.

  • Molly Panda
    Molly Panda 9 hours ago

    Good luck :)

  • meme dot_du_skrattar_du_förlorar

    Good job making me have a *flippin heart attack* lol

  • Liliana Franco
    Liliana Franco 9 hours ago

    You are such an icon omg

  • Purremon
    Purremon 9 hours ago

    what a nerd!!!

  • Amanda B
    Amanda B 9 hours ago

    When you choke every time you say Algebra

    IT'S AL-JUH-BRUH GUYS.

  • Sophie Does Stuff
    Sophie Does Stuff 9 hours ago

    SO CLOSE TO 3 MILLION!!

    • Ailsa Ni
      Ailsa Ni 9 hours ago

      OMG I THINK ME AND JOANA HAVE THE SAME HEADPHONES (EVEN THE COLOR IS THE SAME)

  • atara
    atara 9 hours ago +1

    you are going to be a fabulous adult I promise and I bet you 307 yachts and a kitten that I am telling the truth

    • Ailsa Ni
      Ailsa Ni 9 hours ago

      Our Queen has finally made it! Hope you enjoy university Queen John Cena!

  • Eric F
    Eric F 10 hours ago

    🧀CHEESE🧀

  • J L
    J L 10 hours ago

    did anyone else skip the fake ad?

  • Anxiety & depression
    Anxiety & depression 10 hours ago

    She's growing up so fast 😭😭😭

  • H_ Soul
    H_ Soul 10 hours ago

    When she said: ᶜ ᴴ ᴱ ᴱ ˢ ᴱ
    I felt that 😔✨

  • JJ - 06KS - Great Lakes PS (1476)

    Britney Spears is going to look at this video and look at your hair and her reaction you may think??.. That's me 😂😂😂

  • sofia Micallef
    sofia Micallef 10 hours ago

    1:46 WHERE👏 DID👏 U👏GET 👏THOSE

  • Mallory Benjamin
    Mallory Benjamin 10 hours ago

    was that a gayle reference in the beginning?

  • gamingwithjoe Joseph
    gamingwithjoe Joseph 11 hours ago

    Omg I love Percy Jackson I’m on the 4th book

  • Karin MtzPim
    Karin MtzPim 11 hours ago

    Pls

  • Karin MtzPim
    Karin MtzPim 11 hours ago

    you should try Florence by Millie bobby brown

  • Jinyi
    Jinyi 11 hours ago

    WAIT UR ALREADY IN COLLEGE???

  • Hazza Szabs
    Hazza Szabs 12 hours ago

    I actually find Joana painful to listen to and watch.

  • caoillain
    caoillain 13 hours ago +2

    I see that Percy Jackson book, you can’t hide from me😎

  • Eleanor Tong
    Eleanor Tong 13 hours ago +1

    Our Queen has finally made it! Hope you enjoy university Queen John Cena!

  • 사랑너 보라색이야

    OMG I THINK ME AND JOANA HAVE THE SAME HEADPHONES (EVEN THE COLOR IS THE SAME)

  • Lucijana Barišić
    Lucijana Barišić 13 hours ago

    You were talking about not liking high school because you couldnt chose your classes. Now, this confuses me a bit because Im not from US. Do you just have high school ( I dont mean just one building, like same classes, and subjects for everyone) or something else. In my country when you finish 8th grade ( you're 14 years old) you chose in which high school you want to go.
    For example, you have: Medical High School, Tourism High School, Economy High School, Shopkeeper High School, Driver High School, Gimnazija High School, Hairstylist High School etc... The lenght varys from 3 to 4 year, ( the easier the school, the less you go) except from Medical High because its super hard and you go there for 5 years. Can somebody explain that to me?

  • Allyssa Shipsteel
    Allyssa Shipsteel 14 hours ago

    Joana roasting other students 😂

  • Emily Leindecker
    Emily Leindecker 14 hours ago

    Girl, get a Swiss Gear backpack. Way better than that flimsy no back support JansSport garbage.

  • tesla model x p100d
    tesla model x p100d 14 hours ago

    nobody asked but i came back from the great land of toronto, canada

  • Katie K
    Katie K 14 hours ago

    **sees title**
    **clicks**
    Huggies commercial: "IM A BIG KID NOW!!!"

  • Maddie Ziegler _
    Maddie Ziegler _ 15 hours ago

    Tʜᴏsᴇ ᴀʙs ᴛʜᴏ ᴊᴏʜɴ ᴄɪɴᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴊᴏʙʙ♥︎

  • Koothodil Abhijith Augustine

    Which uni did you go to?

  • Katya Gonzalez
    Katya Gonzalez 17 hours ago

    You talk like you have cotton balls stuck in your mouth