Pesto - You Suck at Cooking (episode 73)

  • Published on Mar 28, 2018
  • Pesto. It's the besto.
    Snapchat: @yousuckatcookin
    2 cups basil
    Half cup olive oil
    half cup parmesan
    couple spoonfuls of pine nuts (you can use walnuts if you want)
    a clove or two or garlic
    a squeeze of lemon
    you can salt it a bit more if the parmesan hasn't done the trick
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  • GamerGodYT
    GamerGodYT Day ago

    Lmao screw you 'You suck at cooking!"
    Fai Schifo Cuchinaray is the best channel.

  • Daniel Gregory
    Daniel Gregory Day ago

    Mortar and PESTOl

  • I forgot my name.

    Mortar and pestles:

    *am I a joke to you?*

  • Lizard leaves
    Lizard leaves 3 days ago

    I thought he said butt creek-

  • Kory Schulein
    Kory Schulein 3 days ago

    I just made this with some garlic shrimp and fettuccine...legit amazing! The comedy, the music, the feels, the legit cooking advice. This channel has it all. I give it a 6/10. But I'm a super critical asshole. You'd probably give it 10/10 with your low standards.

  • CoffeeMed
    CoffeeMed 4 days ago

    I would add the pine nuts but I don't have $14.87 to spend on EACH NUT.

  • jme
    jme 4 days ago

    1:56 cacti*

  • Jin
    Jin 5 days ago


  • Thomas G
    Thomas G 5 days ago

    How was this a year ago, what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

  • Alexavier Stratton
    Alexavier Stratton 8 days ago

    For it to be correct, the intro would have to be fai schifo a cucinando yeah fai totalmente schifo.

  • Ceremonial Gamer
    Ceremonial Gamer 9 days ago

    It’s pronounced cuKinari

  • aaron
    aaron 15 days ago


  • Unwoven Sleeve
    Unwoven Sleeve 17 days ago +1

    Your Blendo™️ looks delicious

  • Vinny Avalos
    Vinny Avalos 22 days ago

    I already knew how to make it. Just put some basil and other stuff in and pesto change-o!

    I'll leave

  • Julia Tamara
    Julia Tamara 23 days ago

    binging with babish in college is this channel

  • Dr Skull
    Dr Skull 23 days ago

    Go to pound town
    Wanna go to pesto town?

  • Minnakht
    Minnakht 24 days ago

    Pesto actually shares an etymological root with the word "pestilence"

  • Kimberly Campbell
    Kimberly Campbell 26 days ago +1

    This makes me want to make some pesto sauce and pasta😥❤

  • For K
    For K 27 days ago +5

    *pass me some more eucalyptus rick*

  • Wh at
    Wh at Month ago

    Tryin hard to be funny thoo
    please dont make a fool of ur self yoo
    you suck at cooking anyways you hoeee

  • L&R twinz
    L&R twinz Month ago

    *get back inside*

  • Christina Nicholas
    Christina Nicholas Month ago

    Still the besto

  • TheToxicPilot
    TheToxicPilot Month ago

    bro i live next to a river in in Indiana named kill buck creek crazy

  • Rustley
    Rustley Month ago

    Pesto is the besto and the besto is not asbestos

  • ILsupereroe67
    ILsupereroe67 Month ago

    Lemon?! Nope.

  • BrainFood
    BrainFood Month ago

    That title hit *_D E E P_*

    FIREBALLINbg Month ago

    You fucking retard, I LOVE THIS SHIT!!! what a god

  • Simidae
    Simidae Month ago +2

    I once had a friend who made pesto with cilantro, he will not be missed.

  • Sione Oliveti
    Sione Oliveti Month ago

    Amazing on toast

  • Geoy Baney
    Geoy Baney Month ago +1

    I kind of wish you made and tried the knockoff pesto

  • Kai
    Kai Month ago

    this video is fckin amazing 😂

  • Mr. Memer Man
    Mr. Memer Man Month ago +2

    Dang now he’s bilingual

  • Ashton Conley
    Ashton Conley Month ago +1

    I had some kale pesto once that was actually really good. And it was easier, because it's impossible to get enough basil to freakin' make the stuff

    • EmmaAppleBerry
      EmmaAppleBerry Month ago

      +Ashton Conley yeah i totally get that but basil loves pots too lots of herbs easily grow in and even prefer pots if you prefer or use a certain herb a lot i really reccomend at least trying to grow it. Or even edible flowers or something like lavender violets etc they are pretty and can be used in cooking or even just decoration they are great for health too mental and they clean the air.

    • Ashton Conley
      Ashton Conley Month ago

      +EmmaAppleBerry If I had the place for a garden I might try that, but I don't have space for one because crappy apartment. I would love to have a fresh herb garden at some point though

    • EmmaAppleBerry
      EmmaAppleBerry Month ago

      Grow some basil its easy af and seeds itself not to mention loves being picked like my god i dont even try and i have basil. I have sweet and cinnamon and i use about half and half you could use half baby spinach if you really wanted but id rather have less pesto seasonally fresh then all year round with spinach or kale or store bought ugh. Same goes for passata its cheaper to make your own more laborious but higher quality and far nicer.

  • skeletoor
    skeletoor Month ago

    Blendo™, or as italians say: Frullo™

  • Just a guy who likes video games

    Pesto more like Ernesto! Ha got’em

  • BHoward
    BHoward 2 months ago

    I can confirm, YSAC, that we do not blend it now. This is sacrilege. A crusade is imminent

  • Not Andrea
    Not Andrea 2 months ago

    I wonder how the substitute version which would earn me an instant lifelong ban from Italy would taste like... tbh...

  • em jay
    em jay 2 months ago

    Mmmm green sauce

  • marco sechi
    marco sechi 2 months ago

    That's weird, adding "esto" at the end of every english word you make them sound italian. I was fucking confused and thought "is he speaking italian?" then i realized that I'm an idiot not realizing that "chesto" is not fucking italian

  • Gecko
    Gecko 2 months ago

    Wasn't disappointed
    Edit: 3:24
    My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

  • Odin Vik
    Odin Vik 2 months ago

    I like pesto

  • Linus74
    Linus74 2 months ago

    I'm even not sure how many lemons there were in Genoa in 1576, but I'm totally sure that no one lemon shall be into pesto. No one lemon, neither juice! Greetz from Genoa

  • Analise Smith
    Analise Smith 2 months ago

    You can measer a cup of basil with a cup of basil

  • Jack Leishman
    Jack Leishman 2 months ago

    I take it you don't approve of Red pesto then ( bloody phone keys being the wrong size)

  • Kate Gold
    Kate Gold 2 months ago +1

    when you go to like a video but you already liked it.

  • Person_with_a_camera
    Person_with_a_camera 2 months ago

    pesto is a glimpse into heaven, provided by sarcastic angels who where like "hey taste that! good huh? well now go on live a miserable life knowing you have to wait 100 years for anything to even taste close to that.
    also here's heroin. it feels great, but it also ruins your life. so don't try it. K. Byyye! "
    And than they flashed a middle finger and where gone.

  • Chef Dario
    Chef Dario 2 months ago

    OMG !!! Lemon in the pesto!!!! Are u serious???? That's not guacamole!!!

  • Steve Recio
    Steve Recio 2 months ago

    You forgot "hulks loads" as Joe Rogan calls it.

  • TonyH
    TonyH 2 months ago

    My mom makes a good pesto

  • Moon Tae-il
    Moon Tae-il 2 months ago

    When I make pesto I leave our cheese : /

    Does that ban me from Italy?

  • Moon Tae-il
    Moon Tae-il 2 months ago +1

    You earned a sub from that broccoli smash in your ramen video

  • janegohtintin
    janegohtintin 2 months ago

    'Wasabi' in japanese.

  • Alexis Chen
    Alexis Chen 2 months ago +1

    Oh yeah yeah

  • Kosmic
    Kosmic 2 months ago

    I can't believe it

  • Gracie Gryff
    Gracie Gryff 2 months ago

    I can’t watch this video anymore without thinking about run!bts’s episode where team Ref make pesto pasta😂😂 any armys?

    PHOTON 2 months ago +1

    basil. Pfft dont make me laugh. Corriander all the way.

    • Simidae
      Simidae Month ago

      Back to hell with your stink bug devil weed!

  • ghostgam3r 1115
    ghostgam3r 1115 2 months ago

    I’m italian

    Fuck dat blender u lazy ass

  • Mathias Van Laere
    Mathias Van Laere 2 months ago

    If you say basil instead of basil you're a tool

  • JenkoStyle
    JenkoStyle 2 months ago


  • Noah Wahlberg
    Noah Wahlberg 2 months ago

    There is actually a song Called pesto in Danish made by a Danish comedian

  • no name
    no name 2 months ago

    How can this guy make a 4 minute video feel like an hour

  • Drunk Pewdiepie OwO
    Drunk Pewdiepie OwO 2 months ago

    I would taste it

  • Nabiha Nasir
    Nabiha Nasir 3 months ago +1

    Your sense of humor has a really weirdly intellectual undertone to it 😲😂

  • Parker Pasemko
    Parker Pasemko 3 months ago

    pass me some more eucalyptus rick

  • ilo milo
    ilo milo 3 months ago

    NOOOOO LEMON JUICE IN PESTO *cries in italian*

  • I don’t deserve subs
    I don’t deserve subs 3 months ago


  • Smitty werben
    Smitty werben 3 months ago


    He bought it from EA

    DIM GAMING 3 months ago

    Pesto is garbage.

  • Ploopy
    Ploopy 3 months ago

    The song at the end was so good

  • perry Las Marias vlogs
    perry Las Marias vlogs 3 months ago

    0:14 Italian

  • Sephora 2004
    Sephora 2004 3 months ago +1

    What camera do you use

  • hanky lott
    hanky lott 3 months ago

    where are the lyrics???

  • Randomly Ramune
    Randomly Ramune 3 months ago

    I like pesto on my pizza instead of tomato sauce

  • Despacio 69
    Despacio 69 3 months ago

    This man predicted the lemon car meme

  • Mar Mar
    Mar Mar 3 months ago


  • Suicidal Duck
    Suicidal Duck 3 months ago +1

    What the fuck is this I gotta see all of your videos

  • Sultan of Axum
    Sultan of Axum 3 months ago

    Much of Europe’s lemons in the 15 path century came from Sicily, so there were a lot of lemons in Italy

  • machopi
    machopi 3 months ago

    buttcreak indiana?

  • Alexisasheep
    Alexisasheep 3 months ago

    If you're on a budget you can use sunflower seeds, I can't eat pesto with pine nuts because I grew up on the budget version and "normal" pesto just tastes weird and wrong to me.

  • Hyphenated Games
    Hyphenated Games 3 months ago +3

    Asked for a pound from one of my friends and got an... erm... interesting result

  • Clout Duck
    Clout Duck 3 months ago

    That looks like my diharrea

  • The Kimiluga Whale
    The Kimiluga Whale 3 months ago

    Lemon car

  • Forces 2
    Forces 2 3 months ago

    I watch these instead of going to bed. It is day 3,782 of not going to bed or school and I am out of videos to watch and I think I might have to read a book.

  • Lombard Gamer
    Lombard Gamer 3 months ago


  • munkmunk100
    munkmunk100 3 months ago +2

    Bruv it's bah-zil

  • Mr. Creep
    Mr. Creep 3 months ago

    Has anyone got a good movie-recommendation?

  • hi there
    hi there 3 months ago

    press a to pound

  • PS3tronic
    PS3tronic 3 months ago +2

    TheXvid has really step up their game when it comes to their recommendations.

  • Amelia Dykes
    Amelia Dykes 3 months ago

    your intro says "you suck at cuchinaray yeah totally disgusting" WAT

  • Jose Manuel Chaves Bussi

    Why is one basil leaf more expensive than the assorted residious

  • SmashThoseAnimeTiddies
    SmashThoseAnimeTiddies 3 months ago

    Pesto? More like...pee-stored.... in the balls

  • Gumball watterson
    Gumball watterson 3 months ago

    loved the Italian intro XD
    (Btw I'm Italian)

  • Lãrold
    Lãrold 3 months ago

    I’m Italian and that looks disgusting.

  • td?
    td? 3 months ago

    I eat that with a spoon
    (caN I GET 1k liKES)

  • Scubz78 God
    Scubz78 God 3 months ago

    Subscribe to PewDiePie

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    *S H R E K M I L K*

  • Lydia Watts
    Lydia Watts 3 months ago

    I think cacti and pine trees are friends because in my yard we have a lot of pine trees with little patches of cacti growing around them. I think that since the cacti are smooth with hard, little spines and needles all over them they get cold easily, therefore, they like to sleep next to pine trees because the trees will drop a blanket of soft needles for them when it gets cold. Pine trees have maternal instincts and want to protect cacti.

  • Xi Chen
    Xi Chen 3 months ago