Pesto - You Suck at Cooking (episode 73)


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  • BHoward
    BHoward 3 days ago

    I can confirm, YSAC, that we do not blend it now. This is sacrilege. A crusade is imminent

  • Fennel Leaf
    Fennel Leaf 6 days ago

    I wonder how the substitute version which would earn me an instant lifelong ban from Italy would taste like... tbh...

  • em jay
    em jay 7 days ago

    Mmmm green sauce

  • marco sechi
    marco sechi 17 days ago

    That's weird, adding "esto" at the end of every english word you make them sound italian. I was fucking confused and thought "is he speaking italian?" then i realized that I'm an idiot not realizing that "chesto" is not fucking italian

  • Gecko
    Gecko 17 days ago

    Wasn't disappointed
    Edit: 3:24
    My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

  • Odin Vik
    Odin Vik 18 days ago

    I like pesto

  • Linus74
    Linus74 21 day ago

    I'm even not sure how many lemons there were in Genoa in 1576, but I'm totally sure that no one lemon shall be into pesto. No one lemon, neither juice! Greetz from Genoa

  • Analise Smith
    Analise Smith 23 days ago

    You can measer a cup of basil with a cup of basil

  • Jack Leishman
    Jack Leishman 24 days ago

    I take it you don't approve of Red pesto then ( bloody phone keys being the wrong size)

  • Kate Gold
    Kate Gold 25 days ago

    when you go to like a video but you already liked it.

  • Person_with_a_camera
    Person_with_a_camera 25 days ago

    pesto is a glimpse into heaven, provided by sarcastic angels who where like "hey taste that! good huh? well now go on live a miserable life knowing you have to wait 100 years for anything to even taste close to that.
    also here's heroin. it feels great, but it also ruins your life. so don't try it. K. Byyye! "
    And than they flashed a middle finger and where gone.

  • Chef Dario
    Chef Dario 25 days ago

    OMG !!! Lemon in the pesto!!!! Are u serious???? That's not guacamole!!!

  • Steve Recio
    Steve Recio 26 days ago

    You forgot "hulks loads" as Joe Rogan calls it.

  • TonyH
    TonyH 26 days ago

    My mom makes a good pesto

  • Moon Tae-il
    Moon Tae-il 26 days ago

    When I make pesto I leave our cheese : /

    Does that ban me from Italy?

  • Moon Tae-il
    Moon Tae-il 26 days ago +1

    You earned a sub from that broccoli smash in your ramen video

  • janegohtintin
    janegohtintin 26 days ago

    'Wasabi' in japanese.

  • Alexis Chen
    Alexis Chen 26 days ago +1

    Oh yeah yeah

  • Kosmic
    Kosmic 27 days ago

    I can't believe it

  • Gracie Gryff
    Gracie Gryff 27 days ago

    I can’t watch this video anymore without thinking about run!bts’s episode where team Ref make pesto pasta😂😂 any armys?

    PHOTON 29 days ago +1

    basil. Pfft dont make me laugh. Corriander all the way.

  • ghostgam3r 1115
    ghostgam3r 1115 29 days ago

    I’m italian

    Fuck dat blender u lazy ass

  • Mathias Van Laere
    Mathias Van Laere 29 days ago

    If you say basil instead of basil you're a tool

  • JenkoStyle
    JenkoStyle 29 days ago


  • Noah Wahlberg
    Noah Wahlberg Month ago

    There is actually a song Called pesto in Danish made by a Danish comedian

  • no name
    no name Month ago

    How can this guy make a 4 minute video feel like an hour

  • Drunk Pewdiepie OwO

    I would taste it

  • Nabiha Nasir
    Nabiha Nasir Month ago +1

    Your sense of humor has a really weirdly intellectual undertone to it 😲😂

  • Parker Pasemko
    Parker Pasemko Month ago

    pass me some more eucalyptus rick

  • Elisa Coclite
    Elisa Coclite Month ago

    NOOOOO LEMON JUICE IN PESTO *cries in italian*

  • Smitty werben
    Smitty werben Month ago


    He bought it from EA

    DIM GAMING Month ago

    Pesto is garbage.

  • Ploopy
    Ploopy Month ago

    The song at the end was so good

  • perry Las Marias vlogs

    0:14 Italian

  • Sephora 2004
    Sephora 2004 Month ago +1

    What camera do you use

  • hanky lott
    hanky lott Month ago

    where are the lyrics???

  • Randomly Ramune
    Randomly Ramune Month ago

    I like pesto on my pizza instead of tomato sauce

  • Despacio 69
    Despacio 69 Month ago

    This man predicted the lemon car meme

  • Mar Mar
    Mar Mar Month ago


  • Suicidal Duck
    Suicidal Duck Month ago +1

    What the fuck is this I gotta see all of your videos

  • Sultan of Axum
    Sultan of Axum Month ago

    Much of Europe’s lemons in the 15 path century came from Sicily, so there were a lot of lemons in Italy

  • machopi
    machopi Month ago

    buttcreak indiana?

  • Alexisasheep
    Alexisasheep Month ago

    If you're on a budget you can use sunflower seeds, I can't eat pesto with pine nuts because I grew up on the budget version and "normal" pesto just tastes weird and wrong to me.

  • Hyphenated Games
    Hyphenated Games Month ago +2

    Asked for a pound from one of my friends and got an... erm... interesting result

  • Clout Duck
    Clout Duck Month ago

    That looks like my diharrea

  • The Kimiluga Whale
    The Kimiluga Whale Month ago

    Lemon car

  • Forces 2
    Forces 2 Month ago

    I watch these instead of going to bed. It is day 3,782 of not going to bed or school and I am out of videos to watch and I think I might have to read a book.

  • Lombard Gamer
    Lombard Gamer Month ago


  • munkmunk100
    munkmunk100 Month ago +1

    Bruv it's bah-zil

  • Mr. Creep
    Mr. Creep Month ago

    Has anyone got a good movie-recommendation?

  • hi there
    hi there Month ago

    press a to pound

  • PS3tronic
    PS3tronic Month ago +2

    TheXvid has really step up their game when it comes to their recommendations.

  • Amelia Dykes
    Amelia Dykes Month ago

    your intro says "you suck at cuchinaray yeah totally disgusting" WAT

  • Jose Manuel Chaves Bussi

    Why is one basil leaf more expensive than the assorted residious

  • SmashThoseAnimeTiddies

    Pesto? More like...pee-stored.... in the balls

  • Gumball watterson
    Gumball watterson Month ago

    loved the Italian intro XD
    (Btw I'm Italian)

  • Lãrold
    Lãrold Month ago

    I’m Italian and that looks disgusting.

  • TapWater
    TapWater Month ago

    I eat that with a spoon
    (caN I GET 1k liKES)

  • Scubz78 God
    Scubz78 God Month ago

    Subscribe to PewDiePie

  • Blueberry Puff Animationz

    *S H R E K M I L K*

  • Lydia Watts
    Lydia Watts Month ago

    I think cacti and pine trees are friends because in my yard we have a lot of pine trees with little patches of cacti growing around them. I think that since the cacti are smooth with hard, little spines and needles all over them they get cold easily, therefore, they like to sleep next to pine trees because the trees will drop a blanket of soft needles for them when it gets cold. Pine trees have maternal instincts and want to protect cacti.

  • Xi Chen
    Xi Chen Month ago


  • alex marianetti
    alex marianetti Month ago


  • CannabalisticOwl
    CannabalisticOwl Month ago +1

    Can you make a humus vid :)))) We need it man

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  • 90s Babe
    90s Babe Month ago

    I feel sorry for the person trying to enjoy their daily run when they see Greg walking through the woods holding a cup of pesto and chanting incoherently.

  • gamerwolfhowl 77
    gamerwolfhowl 77 Month ago


  • There's A Bee
    There's A Bee Month ago +1


  • Giovanni Vittorio Teresi

    Abbastanza bene a parte per il limone e il frullatore

  • Deniz Biddy
    Deniz Biddy Month ago

    I can never get if this guy is fucking with us in the video or actually giving real facts 😂

  • Yeruham the Deep-Fried Goldfish

    "If pine trees and cacti met in real life would they be friends or enemies?"

  • Kevin Becker
    Kevin Becker 2 months ago +5

    Free Replay button:

  • ShinySpinarakTV Shinys
    ShinySpinarakTV Shinys 2 months ago

    My brother goes to buckcreek to watch trains lol

  • Andrei Luis Bilgera
    Andrei Luis Bilgera 2 months ago

    Fai schifo a cuchinaray yeah totalmente schifo LOL XD 0:14

  • Mika Zero
    Mika Zero 2 months ago


  • Cooking with Rhys
    Cooking with Rhys 2 months ago

    Y0u suck @ (ooking ya you totes su(k

  • Peter Vlčko
    Peter Vlčko 2 months ago

    Poor doggo 😭

  • Totalripper
    Totalripper 2 months ago

    Not even one minute into my first video of yours... Subbed! I'm in tears, thank you sir for making me laugh today :)

  • Andrea Piredda
    Andrea Piredda 2 months ago

    The lemon?
    The lemon????
    THE LEMON???????

  • Nolan Hromadnik
    Nolan Hromadnik 2 months ago

    Fai schifo a cuchinaray yeah totalmente schifo

  • Olivia Mohr
    Olivia Mohr 2 months ago

    I wish I liked pesto but I just don't. I've tried to like it but it just doesn't work for me.

  • Giacomo Malandruccolo
    Giacomo Malandruccolo 2 months ago

    I'm Italian and the translated jingle actually sent my sides in orbit

  • ceskoditesta aka flvr fleiv

    Foresti dimmerda vi venga la cagarella quando usate l'aglio, il limone o altre sostanze non autoctone della Repubblica di Genova, abelinati

  • Ava Foroughi
    Ava Foroughi 2 months ago

    1:56 that is a really good question

  • Meh Meh
    Meh Meh 2 months ago


  • no. no.
    no. no. 2 months ago

    as an Italian, this is so hard and fun to watch

  • Torin Snow
    Torin Snow 2 months ago

    I swear half of these give me a mini existential crisis

  • QueSeja
    QueSeja 2 months ago

    Yeah, Pesto is really the best sauce

  • Wasp 90
    Wasp 90 2 months ago +1

    eww pesto

  • a meme duck
    a meme duck 2 months ago

    hmmm 😋 bone apple tea!!

  • Blue Sky
    Blue Sky 2 months ago

    F@CKKK!! The basil I grew doesn't have those *LARGE AS F@CKK* leaves! ............. Have I actually been growing basil plants all this time? It smells and tastes like one but was I lied to by my aunt and uncle?.... Their suggestion DID ended up making my dad kill my 2-year-old Moringa tree a few weeks ago.... I don't think I can trust my family anymore.
    Thanks, YSAC! =D

  • Rachel Bowman
    Rachel Bowman 2 months ago

    I can smell this video

  • DarkSoulpony
    DarkSoulpony 2 months ago

    ♫ Pesto, you're what a mess though ♫
    ♫ Inside my chesto ♫
    ♫ Pesto ♫
    ♫ Pesto, let's make a nesto ♫
    ♫ Where we can resto ♫
    ♫ While I digesto ♫
    ♫Pesto ♫

  • scarabfrenzy
    scarabfrenzy 2 months ago

    Heretic you didn’t today the pine nuts

  • Diondre Holston
    Diondre Holston 2 months ago

    Do you live in Buck Creek? Cuz that’s not very far from here

  • ryan flippin
    ryan flippin 3 months ago

    Freakin ha ha hilarious

  • bubble.prince
    bubble.prince 3 months ago

    In answer to your question, I introduced my cactus to a pine tree. War ensued and I fear for the future. Please send help and bactine

  • Deez Nutz
    Deez Nutz 3 months ago

    Molcajete pronouced mole cuh het e say it fast and thats spanish

  • CyberFell
    CyberFell 3 months ago

    I like your videos. They're calming and funny.