The Mueller Report: Reading Between the Redacted Lines | The Daily Show

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  • Published on Apr 23, 2019
  • The Mueller report is finally released to the public, and it’s not as vindicating for President Trump as Attorney General William Barr initially claimed.
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  • Gene Ground Jr
    Gene Ground Jr 2 months ago

    I've been listening to the Mueller report I just don't hear what you little girls are talking about go back home and play with your dolls

  • Dang Lin-Wang
    Dang Lin-Wang 2 months ago

    Every time I see Trump and his wife I feel like they're playing a long con to catch rocky and bullwinkle

  • keyara jackson
    keyara jackson 2 months ago

    Maybe I'm new to this whole America thing...but isn't illegal to plan shit and actively trying to commit crimes. Like what?!

  • Monee Boiii
    Monee Boiii 2 months ago

    This fuckin guy has created a whole new set of boundaries for impeachment.. and that alone shoulda got him tf ouda there

  • Labib Alwasi
    Labib Alwasi 2 months ago

    Im confused.. Is the last part even real? 😂😂

  • David Boudreau
    David Boudreau 2 months ago

    Time to clean the "STABLE GENIUS" off the Corrales floor! So much for a; "a great brain"!!!

  • Luthien Seldomane
    Luthien Seldomane 2 months ago

    I decided to download and read as much of the mueller report as I could. After a bit I started skimming and every paragraph I read described illegal Russian activities. Ridiculous. Mueller's a wuss.

  • NL C
    NL C 2 months ago

    That's not a president

  • Lonnie 333
    Lonnie 333 2 months ago

    I remember when the Daily Show was good.

  • Eve ServantOfGod
    Eve ServantOfGod 2 months ago

    Who Is being quoted that he said that??? That doesn't sound like trump all.

  • jamie jizzle
    jamie jizzle 3 months ago

    Barr shouldn't have released ANYTHING, especially to ANY DEMOCRATS ANYWHERE! He didn't have to release a single word to ANYONE! Now that he has released the Mueller report with very few redactions, that's NOT good enough for Democrats in the House of Representatives. NOTHING is good enough for the Democrats in the House of Representatives UNLESS it supports their agenda to end the Trump presidency! A less redacted report, with ONLY 7 lines and 2 complete sentences blacked out that are ILLEGAL for him to unredact, has been made available to ANY member of Congress to see, has NOT been viewed by a single Democrat STILL accusing Barr of hiding something from them! They can read it themselves and refuse to do so! Trashing EVERYONE that disagrees with their intention to impeach Trump is NOT a good political move! It's sad NONE of them learned anything from the election about American citizens being sick of their lies, laziness, and complete impotence in getting the job done! Democrat politicians in Congress should be the ones held in contempt of Congress for their disturbing, endless, contempt of POTUS!! They're ALL complicit in treasonous activities that are responsible for the greatest attack on our democracy EVER committed! The Russia conspiracy doesn't come close in comparison to the damages ALREADY done to our democracy by our Democratic party! This entire cherade is unbearable to watch any longer!

  • Th Hl
    Th Hl 3 months ago

    Unfortunately now for the Democrats the only use of the Mueller report is for Democrats to take it and stick it far up their asses

  • rattias2217
    rattias2217 3 months ago

    1:13 A true “cockpit” dive...

  • Irving Chavez
    Irving Chavez 3 months ago

    Lmao he got me hella weak on (he got great boobs)

  • 74554N 41-5H4TTi
    74554N 41-5H4TTi 3 months ago

    Sorry but I just got to say
    These jokes are just weak
    I couldn’t laugh at all
    This is probably the worst video ever to come out of this channel
    It could’ve been waaaay better

  • Thor Anonymous
    Thor Anonymous 3 months ago

    lulz been waiting to hear this from you

  • o0alessandro0o
    o0alessandro0o 3 months ago

    The German bit is way funnier when you remember that, apparently, Trevor sounds a lot like Hitler.

  • Mohamed A. Hussein
    Mohamed A. Hussein 3 months ago

    Trump fired Comey! Said so himself to Lester Halt on NBC & @ W.H. Oval Office 2 Russians!
    No one talked him out of that!
    That IS obstruction of Justice.
    He was F*&^ed before Mueller appointment.

  • Nick W
    Nick W 3 months ago

    Only 10% of the report was redacted. No collusion, obviously. Take the L and move on. President Trump has not been as bad as you thought he would be in 2016 so settle down. You can not like his personality and still admit the sky hasn't fallen.

  • Joann Pasco
    Joann Pasco 3 months ago +2

    What happened to trumps "genius brain"!!!!????

  • flynavy2222
    flynavy2222 3 months ago

    While those are very clearly “boobs”, they are not of the great variety.

  • ceicli se-i-sl-i
    ceicli se-i-sl-i 3 months ago

    He didn't remember more times than Hillary Clinton. He has to do it again!

  • wandering spirit
    wandering spirit 3 months ago +1

    No collusion. No indictments. No obstruction. Game over for the Dems.
    You just served up Trump's re-election to him on a silver platter.

    • Gavan Schultz
      Gavan Schultz 3 months ago +1

      The report ended in multiple prison charges wtf are you on about

  • Abigail Andino
    Abigail Andino 3 months ago +1

    Whips , chains, magic spells. LOL

  • TheGrannda
    TheGrannda 3 months ago +1

    Trevors German impression sounds like a German pretending to speak French.

  • Sapphire Riddles
    Sapphire Riddles 3 months ago

    Giuliani is just a small bald Hagrid

  • deathwing3ro11soad
    deathwing3ro11soad 3 months ago

    Trump should grab himself by the pussy

  • MLIOGJXNUYAT
    MLIOGJXNUYAT 3 months ago

    And remember that Trump bragged he had a great memory?

  • Thomas Fraser
    Thomas Fraser 3 months ago

    So impeach him already! What's the holdup? The Constitution? Democrats either need to get off their high horses or storm through the White House Gate. And for God sake! Rename it: 'The People's House' in honor of future socialism in their remaking of America. Upper bracket 70 percent tax break. Open borders. Love of our fellow humans and equality for all. More solar energy and more unrealistic thinking to save this planet is what our Country really needs. Not Trump!

  • Pisko Music
    Pisko Music 3 months ago

    trump embarrases human kind

  • snoski
    snoski 3 months ago

    Did he say"niffles"? 5:17

  • Serena Lawson
    Serena Lawson 3 months ago

    sounds to me like dems were paying people to be around trump and listen to everything he says and wrote it down.. that must be the notes he is talking about .. Trump had people around him that werent even on his side and still he comes out on top !!

  • ShadowFoxSF
    ShadowFoxSF 3 months ago

    If those 7 people had done as Trump asked their asses would be rotting in jail long before Trump does.
    And even his lawyer Cohen took notes....even voice recordings!

  • Lamont Tanksley
    Lamont Tanksley 3 months ago

    That Mortal Combat comment killed me

  • Jay Dub
    Jay Dub 3 months ago

    Trev left out the, a fuckin moron part like we all don't already know anyhow

  • MrSky 1235
    MrSky 1235 3 months ago

    *I'm Math*

  • grow2b
    grow2b 3 months ago

    The world saw this president lying, now we know for sure he is a liar; if Congress do not impeach then we are a nation led by a LIAR! Really, is that who we are Congress GOP! Really! We are protecting a liar who poops against the rules of law! Get rid of this AHOLE and let's put up with Pence for one year. I could put up with that. NOW Kim boy had to go to Russia to get things done because Kim boy knows RUSSIA CONTROLS TRUMP--Kim couldn't get Trump to do what he wants so he went straight to Trump's master, Putin!

  • tahiya m
    tahiya m 3 months ago

    We should be able to declare the orange herring incompetent to preside over the oval office based on his clear and admitted inability to remember anything. Mentally incompetent.

  • Sal Hardy
    Sal Hardy 3 months ago

    What a crock. He's not being charged only because the people he told to break the law didn't? Really? When was the last time a person tried to hire someone to kill their spouse and just because the would be killer didn't do it, that person faced no charges or penalties? I'll tell ya when. FN NEVER!!! That black President would've been behind bars 2 and a half FN years ago. Hate clearly covers people's eyes.

  • Afi Salahuddin
    Afi Salahuddin 3 months ago

    I would not think a grown man would be SO STUPID that he wouldn't expect someone to take notes in a meeting. I have never entered a meeting without thinking...do i have a way to write something down if i need to.

  • Cocoa Liveson
    Cocoa Liveson 3 months ago +1

    It's so cute watching these people playing government.

  • Pranav
    Pranav 3 months ago

    5:50 now you know how Republicans viewed Christine Belasy Ford whose only response to everything was "I don't remember"

    Trump "doesn't remember" and he lies about everything and Ford also "doesn't remember" anything

  • Fitness and Politics
    Fitness and Politics 3 months ago

    Obama's birth certificate was fake

  • barbie
    barbie 3 months ago

    'stringer' bell..."The Wire" HBO..."are you taking notes on a criminal f-----g conspiracy?"

  • marjiakbari
    marjiakbari 3 months ago

    Ah attic stairs ahh forget about it.
    That was hilarious 😂

  • Ace Diamonds
    Ace Diamonds 3 months ago

    just because trump failed to obstruct justice doesnt mean he didnt try.

  • A.J. Studebaker
    A.J. Studebaker 3 months ago

    THAT’S CAUSE HE’S BROKE (POOR)

  • Chris urquhart
    Chris urquhart 3 months ago

    5:15 did he say Niffles?

  • CipherBytes
    CipherBytes 3 months ago

    Republicans don't want to read between the lines. They wanted to against every Democrat ever investigated but apparently it's a different standard of ethics when it comes to Republicans. The "do as we say, not as we do" Party.

  • bersekovitch
    bersekovitch 3 months ago

    So now we know what the adults in the room were busy with...

  • Melissa Freeman
    Melissa Freeman 3 months ago +1

    Mueller is so full of crap... the prosecution need not prove any actual obstruction -- the defendant's attempt to obstruct is enough.

  • Oskar Dirlewanger
    Oskar Dirlewanger 3 months ago

    This foreigner criticizing our President and America SHOULD be talking about the GENOCIDE taking place in South Africa!!!!!!!!! And to all the comfortable jews clapping and cheering and commenting,you are next as Israel hating and anti semitism is accepted and embraced by the most liberal and in general the democrat party and is SERIOUSLY on the rise worldwide. SLEEP TIGHT.

    • Gavan Schultz
      Gavan Schultz 3 months ago

      Genocide doesn't make good comedy dumbass

  • Donna Zuk Adley
    Donna Zuk Adley 3 months ago

    Cohn lost his license

  • TheFinemocha
    TheFinemocha 3 months ago

    He should hire Kim K, once she becomes a lawyer

  • lennaylennay2
    lennaylennay2 3 months ago

    2:44 why is Dobby allways the example

  • L Bennet
    L Bennet 3 months ago

    Trump is truly a Science fiction kinda of Dumb!!

  • oh F35
    oh F35 3 months ago

    Get the fat rich fuck out so we can put another rich asshole in his place. Fuck politics.

  • Ian Pruett
    Ian Pruett 3 months ago

    Obstructing justice or pissed that everyone’s coming at him? That’s not obstruction of justice. Y’all just pissed the Report came out that he obviously hadn’t colluded.

  • mrlnxf
    mrlnxf 3 months ago

    Minute 3 😂

  • Jerry wtf
    Jerry wtf 3 months ago

    Dont worry dems with make up shit between the lines you can bet your ass

  • Kochav Shavit
    Kochav Shavit 3 months ago

    Would be too much of an embarrassment to the nation thus they chose to wait it out til next election. No innocent man will think he is "fucked" if there is nothing going on🤣 Well this is proof the President is just a figure and don't really run the country. It's the people behind the scene that does. He asked people to do things they just ignored him😂😂😂😂💀 Puppet.

  • ursaltydog
    ursaltydog 3 months ago

    So.. the baby gates worked in the white house... such a shame..

  • April Voelkner
    April Voelkner 3 months ago

    Somebody give him a pacifier to shut him up

  • iChillypepper
    iChillypepper 3 months ago

    Trump doesn’t understand taking notes creates a record that triggers Attorney-Client privilege. 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • AMERICAN ANGEL
    AMERICAN ANGEL 3 months ago

    Ironic so much blame on trump but lets not forget he is the only one who wasnt blackmailed or bought off. I must say he says alot of stupid shit but one thing is for sure he speaks his mind shows who he really is doesnt act like a fake you know like Obama who has set up trump for failure. Everyone says he was good president no he was not. Wait for it world will soon hear the truth about Obama the fake

  • Michael DeWitt
    Michael DeWitt 3 months ago

    Trump/Pence 2020

  • James IDK
    James IDK 3 months ago

    Crazy S
    I'll go get my candles and whips...

  • BlackHoleMemory
    BlackHoleMemory 3 months ago +1

    Trump mocking Christine Blasey Ford for not remembering details is the cuntiest thing on the list.

  • Ryan La Mont
    Ryan La Mont 3 months ago

    Who is this worthless prick? He has a face for radio.

  • Stout Shako
    Stout Shako 3 months ago

    Trump's saggy man tits are not in any way the definition of "nice boobs"

  • Crusty Cobs
    Crusty Cobs 3 months ago

    This is an unstable (non)genious, so let's not push him over the edge...

  • Debra Williams
    Debra Williams 3 months ago

    AS I SAID CSI CRIME SUSPECT 45TH CRIMINAL LYING CORRUPTED LEADER OF USA CANNOT PLANT CORN AND LOOK FOR PEAS. ......

  • Debra Williams
    Debra Williams 3 months ago

    AS I SAID CSI CRIME SUSPECT 45TH CRIMINAL LYING LEADER OF USA IS REAPING WHAT HE SEWED. .......... FROM 25 YEARS AGO UNTIL 2019......GOOD FOR HIM........HIS BAD SEEDS HE SEWED IS NOW HAUNTING HIM IN HIS FACE....

  • Debra Williams
    Debra Williams 3 months ago

    THE PRESIDENT HAD ASKED HIM TO DO SHIT.......CSI CRIME SUSPECT 45TH CRIMINAL LYING LEADER OF USA KNOWS THAT HE IS DOING CORRUPTION INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE. .....ASKING ONE OF HIS LAWYERS WHY TAKING NOTES.........WHY THIS MAFIA GANGSTER CSI CRIME SUSPECT 45TH CRIMINAL LYING LEADER OF USA WORRIED ABOVE HIS LAWYER NOTES........HE KNOWS HE IS GOING TO FBI ROBERT MULLER FEDERAL JAIL.....JUST LIKE MAFIA JOHN GOTTI. .....

  • Debra Williams
    Debra Williams 3 months ago

    HONEST PRESIDENT REPECTFUL, DECENT, LOVING, CARING, PRESIDENT OBAMA DIDN'T HAVE TO FIGHT SUBPOENAS AT SUPREME COURT. ........BUT LOOK WHO IS FIGHTING SUBPOENAS FOR HIS LIFE TO THE SUPREME COURT. .....THE GULITY LYING CRIMINAL REPUBLICAN LEADER OF USA. .....WHO LAUGH, LAUGH BEST.......HAHAHA. ....