South Park - You're Not Yelping - "The Yelper Special"

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  • Published on Oct 15, 2015
  • Boogers and Cum! The Yelp food critics get their own special song in this week's new episode. Watch it for free here: cart.mn/YelperSpecial
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  • Bennett Marcelo
    Bennett Marcelo 12 hours ago

    1:27 "Piss on your potatos, some guys shit on your tomatoes" LMAO

  • GameReaper57
    GameReaper57 Day ago

    Man gotta love Trey Parker’s voice

  • The Free Real Estate Guy

    I think snot and jizz sounds better

  • The Free Real Estate Guy

    I think snot and jizz sounds better

  • Zombie Queen
    Zombie Queen 2 days ago

    True story: there was a guy that found out he had aids and he was a delivery guy for dominoes. Well he put cum on someone’s pizza. He immediately regretted it and told his manager what he did. The people said they didn’t eat the pizza yet, thankfully

  • Epic Gamer250556
    Epic Gamer250556 3 days ago

    Idk why this is so good

  • Ellie the temmie
    Ellie the temmie 4 days ago

    1:08 the way craig is looking at him...

    *He knoooooows*

  • Big Gulp
    Big Gulp 4 days ago

    My manager at Wendy's back in 2002 hocked up a big green loogie and mixed it in with the mayo for the customer's spicy chicken sandwich. His reasoning before he did that was: "This guy in the drive-thru is dogging me!" That's pretty subjective and gross. Even if you're nice, sociopathic people will still do whatever they want just for the thrill or joy that it brings them. I believe that fast food restaurants should have cameras on the workers all the time streamed into the dining room. Anyways, that was the biggest ball of phlegm I've ever seen going into the mayonnaise container and then mixed with the condiment knife then spread on a spicy chicken sandwich. Probably better just to cook at home.

  • Jessy
    Jessy 5 days ago

    Damn that make not want too eat out

  • Clueless Valkyrie88
    Clueless Valkyrie88 5 days ago

    What we learn from watching this video:

    Don't even be a fucking Yelp reviewer

  • David Jacobs
    David Jacobs 6 days ago

    Just wondering: does yelp have any influence in the real world anymore? I don't care enough to check on yelp.

    • dreaming _blue
      dreaming _blue 3 days ago

      I see people on Yelp saying they enjoyed the food a few times before, but then only use Yelp when they go another time and they're food isn't up to par.

  • Dominic Vega
    Dominic Vega 7 days ago

    Yeah don't fuck with the people who make your food.

  • Steven Meldrum
    Steven Meldrum 7 days ago

    You want some feces with your flounder? How 'bout a queefy quarter pounder? LMFAO!

  • Your Friend
    Your Friend 7 days ago

    But I love c** it’s delicious

  • DRUNKEN RAMBLE
    DRUNKEN RAMBLE 7 days ago +1

    Popeye's Chicken Sandwich Secret Ingredient

  • 210SATX82
    210SATX82 8 days ago

    You like that queefy quarter pounder?

  • Mohamed Mowlid
    Mohamed Mowlid 8 days ago

    Never anger the person who makes your food

  • Pending Poltergeist
    Pending Poltergeist 8 days ago

    What do you expect when some entitled prick doesn’t get what they want?

  • greenisnotacreativecolor

    This is actually kinda catchy



    Did I said "kinda"?
    I mean VERY

  • BadSushi1
    BadSushi1 9 days ago +5

    I'm a Chef and I sent this to a so called trip advisor "critic" last week.

  • Lazzor Frogz
    Lazzor Frogz 9 days ago

    So many health violations

  • MrAhmes2001
    MrAhmes2001 9 days ago +1

    I know a dude who does some dirty things to people’s food... he still works there till this day.

  • Yohann Chheng
    Yohann Chheng 9 days ago

    This perfectly sums up what I love about south park

  • Yohann Chheng
    Yohann Chheng 9 days ago

    Love it

  • Paul Zenco
    Paul Zenco 10 days ago

    Is that Randy singing?

  • ACL Ashton
    ACL Ashton 10 days ago +2

    1:42 You can see Butters in front of Skeeters Wine Bar

  • Go cuk
    Go cuk 11 days ago

    Who"s the singer?

  • Mia Light
    Mia Light 12 days ago

    I hate Yelp. Go to the place and experience things by yourself. I’ve been a server all my life and my advice is don’t fuck with people who cooks your food.

  • Jamie B
    Jamie B 12 days ago

    I some reason am quite starving after watching this video

  • Yat Fai Lam
    Yat Fai Lam 12 days ago

    You eat what you are.

  • Gist432
    Gist432 12 days ago

    1.3 thousand yelpers, damn.

  • Jason Jones
    Jason Jones 12 days ago +5

    This is why i go to restaurants where i can see what the cook is doing in the back from the dinning room & watch what liquids the waiters in the front are preparing to give me

    • Jason Jones
      Jason Jones 5 days ago

      @Khôi Nguyên
      Be nice to people who cook my food huh.?
      Well I'm sure glad I'm still alive,
      the wife teally let's me know that she adores me even when i tell her that her cooking tastes like her Mother's on thanks giving -
      like Blandded Shit...

    • Khôi Nguyên
      Khôi Nguyên 7 days ago +2

      Jason Jones you don't have to worry about that if you just being nice and not treating people who cook food for you like an asshole

  • CashMoneyBabbie
    CashMoneyBabbie 12 days ago

    This is fucked up🤣

  • King K
    King K 14 days ago

    This is why you never and I mean NEVER complain to the people who make your food, especially in restaurants

  • Amit Barabi
    Amit Barabi 15 days ago

    gross

  • Carl Freericks
    Carl Freericks 16 days ago +1

    This was disgusting even by south parks standards

  • Justice Warrior
    Justice Warrior 20 days ago +2

    Yelp reviewers = Starfucks costumers, ANTIFA protesters..

    • 🔴Warped🔴
      🔴Warped🔴 12 days ago

      What do you have against costumers? They work hard making those costumes.

  • Jordan Andrews
    Jordan Andrews 24 days ago

    You like that queefy quarter pounder? 😂

  • Liam Keogh
    Liam Keogh 26 days ago

    I worked in a restaurant as a kitchen porter for a year and believe me this is what exactly we wished we could have done to anyone who thought they were a food critic

  • Ashley Loren
    Ashley Loren 26 days ago +3

    “Some guy shit on your tomatoes.” That line always cracks me up! 😂💦

  • C L
    C L 26 days ago

    I swear Matt an trey should make a rap album

  • Saylos Relyks
    Saylos Relyks 27 days ago

    Queefy Quarter Pounder ha ha this is why I love SP, intelligent writing with just the right type of humor.

  • -ARELL-
    -ARELL- 28 days ago

    the reason i prefer to cook my own food

  • BIG DOP
    BIG DOP 29 days ago

    THIS IS WHY I DONT LIKE TO EAT OUT A LOT

  • Robert McConnell
    Robert McConnell 29 days ago

    Never send your food back.

  • ix_ Militant
    ix_ Militant 29 days ago

    Sound like randy singing

  • BooshMasterOriginal

    Be a good tipper
    Because if they remember your face
    Down goes the zipper
    If not don't go back to that place

  • Traxxus Frick
    Traxxus Frick Month ago

    If you dislike this video you probably like boogers and cum!!!

  • BTW
    BTW Month ago

    Made me start cooking ain't gonna risk some minimum wage ass poison my food for being sensitive little shits.

  • Gabe Yamada
    Gabe Yamada Month ago +4

    1:27 is sooooo funny for some reason

  • EaST CoAsT MaCHete
    EaST CoAsT MaCHete Month ago

    Some laxatives shall do the trick 5 star bathroom review.

  • Will M
    Will M Month ago +3

    🎶 “Piss in your potatoes!”🎶

  • Lewis Russell
    Lewis Russell Month ago

    Hands down best video iv seen this year! Fuckin brilliant!

  • Rhondjé Mohan Singh Tanwar

    Just goes back to the saying ‘Don’t bite the hand that feeds you’ lol

  • Peaches Kong
    Peaches Kong Month ago +1

    Just had to come back here after RichPaker's Yelp Review lmao

  • amarieoflothlorien
    amarieoflothlorien Month ago +1

    Some people watch 3 epsiodes of Masterchef and think they are a food critic LOL!!!

  • Gamer Kid
    Gamer Kid Month ago

    Time to take a piss in your potatoes!
    Time to take a sh*t on your tomatoes!

  • Brandon E. Smith
    Brandon E. Smith Month ago

    This is why I never eat out at restaurants.

  • Brainbuster
    Brainbuster Month ago +2

    Yelp sucks.

  • Humor Productions
    Humor Productions Month ago

    This is why I am Kenny for Halloween.