Showing My Desk to Adam Savage

  • Published on Feb 4, 2017
    Stirling engine from the wonderful
    Hanayama puzzles:
    Ballerby & Co. Globes
    endangered elements:
    reddit thread on blinking:
    Music by
    FEATURING the eye of Eric Langlay
    Eric Langlay also created this video’s kinetic air molecule animations
    Thanks also to Jake Roper for not being a quitter &
  • EntertainmentEntertainment

Comments • 17 692

  • Αντιγονη Μπαφατακη

    Hey howtobasic

  • Zech Westphalen
    Zech Westphalen Day ago

    NERDGASSSM. I love these guys

  • Zane
    Zane Day ago

    The most anticipated crossover event

  • Eremon1
    Eremon1 Day ago

    One of the few desks admission could be charged to go

  • Antonio Ivanoff
    Antonio Ivanoff Day ago

    Im watching two guys staring at a desk and i love it

  • Cy Golanski
    Cy Golanski Day ago

    Intro: Ski Mask The Slump God]
    Round one, fight
    Yeah, yeah
    The Pharmacy
    [Verse 1: Ski Mask The Slump God]
    Like a tongue, bitch, I'm looking like a lick, uh-uh
    Think I'm Thanos, rock diamond my fist, uh-uh
    Entertainment with your bitch at night like Nick
    Drake and Josh how we team your bitch, uh-uh
    Michael Jackson, one glove, I hit, uh-huh
    Crying in the club with my stick, uh-huh
    Icky Vicky spit, how I got slimes on deck
    Metal on me like they just flicked Bic, uh-huh
    Two girls, two cups, know I had to level up
    Ate a Mario mushroom quick, uh-huh
    Know these niggas be chickens like a nugget
    They be just actors, Denzel Washington, uh-huh
    I'ma play the saddest song on the smallest violin (Haha)
    For the niggas in my scrap bin, uh-huh
    Maybe we could get along, maybe we could be friends
    In another fuckin' life, my friend, uh-huh (Yeah)
    [Chorus: Ski Mask The Slump God]
    Cutthroat, cutthroat, cutthroat
    They be on my nuts though, nuts though, nuts though
    'Cause I don't give a fuck, ho, fuck, ho, fuck, ho
    I might be around squirrels 'cause a nigga is a nut, ho

    [Verse 2: Ski Mask The Slump God]
    Uhm, this that
    Yes I got the biggest saturated, fuckin' pig fat
    I'm not skinny dippin', big drippin', bitch, big facts (Gosh damn)
    Uh, Chief Keef that pussy, bang bang
    Pretty please don't act like me and you is the fucking same thing
    Yes nigga, I switch the flow to unorthodox, gang gang (Ayy, ayy ayy)
    They tryna bite like a vampire fang (Gosh damn)
    Diamonds water, bending like the nigga Aang
    Intelligence is only for the gentlemans
    So tell the pussy niggas, "Yes, Trix for kids" (Uh-huh)
    This a fact like a Snapple cap tip (Straight up)
    Lame niggas sayin' that they fuckin' demons
    No wonder that they lost up in the sauce in this bitch
    I ain't never need a false deity
    Give me power or do a damn thing for me, bitch
    When I'm acting like a monster like Stitch
    You be acting like a bitch, so I call you sis (Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy)
    Switcharoo your bitch, uh-huh
    This is what I call an assist, uh-huh
    Tell 'em this ain't that, and that ain't this
    With a flick of my wrist, uh-huh, yeah
    [Chorus: Ski Mask The Slump God & Juice WRLD]
    Cutthroat, cutthroat, cutthroat
    They be on my nuts though, nuts though, nuts though
    'Cause I don't give a fuck, ho, fuck, ho, fuck, ho (I don't give a fuck, bitch)
    I might be around squirrels 'cause a nigga is a nut, ho (What? Yeah)
    [Verse 3: Juice WRLD]
    Cutthroat, love it when they run, ho (What)
    Knife on the AK, stab 'em with a gun, ho
    Hoppin' in that mosh pit, I was tryna rage shit
    It's a different day, these fuck niggas on the same shit, I hate it
    Rich like a white bitch, I should go blonde, bitch
    I put my dick up in your mom, bitch
    You ain't on shit dot-com, bitch
    Desert Eagle, take his head off, make it fly like a comet
    Glizzy crank your ass like Soulja Boy, screamin', "Yah, bitch"
    Wanna fuck a nigga bitch, uh-huh (What else?)
    Grant a bullet like a wish, uh-huh (What else?)
    D-Rose when I drive through the paint
    With the foul, I'ma still get a swish, uh-huh (Uh)
    What the fuck bro?
    You ain't tryna fuck, get the fuck out my spot, ho
    'Fore your ass get kicked out like a thot, ho (Whoa)
    [Chorus: Ski Mask The Slump God]
    Cutthroat, cutthroat, cutthroat
    They be on my nuts though, nuts though, nuts though
    'Cause I don't give a fuck, ho, fuck, ho, fuck, ho
    I might be around squirrels 'cause a nigga is a nut, ho
    [Outro: Juice WRLD]
    Yeah, water
    Uh, pipe me up, run me up, fuck nigga
    Uh, uh, evil twin, ayy ayy, uh
    Ayy ayy, cutthroat

  • First Name Last Name

    #showerthoughts If nerds are supposed to be super smart then don't you think they would be smart enough to be able to get laid?

  • yesac101
    yesac101 2 days ago

    $10k is alot for a globe that size

  • The Stupid Man
    The Stupid Man 2 days ago

    Why do I think that Vsauce made this video to specifically show that he isn't a robot?

  • glorbguy
    glorbguy 2 days ago

    You wrote poop. How mature

  • Ace Locke
    Ace Locke 3 days ago +2

    i love how adam just is so focused on one thing then vsauce picks up somthing else then adam just throws the other thing to look at something else

  • VanishBlox
    VanishBlox 3 days ago +1

    "Scientifically," I love vsauce

  • J
    J 3 days ago +1

    12:58 Buddy, you gotta chill. It's really not that serious lol
    That said, y'all are freakin soulmates

  • Philip Polkovnikov
    Philip Polkovnikov 3 days ago

    When people misspell something, they tend to spell the words they use more often. At first I was quite surprised to see "salvia" there, but then it kind of made sense.

  • Lucas Krahn
    Lucas Krahn 4 days ago +1

    Poop 6:15

  • Real Gokistinian
    Real Gokistinian 4 days ago

    did their hand get burned at 7:22?

  • MizManTheFryingP
    MizManTheFryingP 4 days ago

    I read that title very differently

  • Moses Bastian
    Moses Bastian 4 days ago

    Best crossover ever

  • mr. awsome
    mr. awsome 4 days ago

    6:14 thank me later

  • Kian Pettersen
    Kian Pettersen 4 days ago

    Damn Adam dem nipps

  • The Derflinger
    The Derflinger 5 days ago

    Adam Savage be like my friends when they see my Lego collection

  • legoboy 300001
    legoboy 300001 5 days ago

    Can I have some of that stuff

  • sunhaae
    sunhaae 5 days ago +3

    Am I the only one wondering how the person held their eye open for more than 30 seconds
    Just me?

  • Jasmine Barker
    Jasmine Barker 5 days ago

    Then suddenly... poop

  • Chupetríé Parémaggboy

    ma neme jheff

  • Ayari Kiyo
    Ayari Kiyo 7 days ago

    I'm totally going to get that globe for someone I know now! :)

  • sergio zaccardelli
    sergio zaccardelli 7 days ago

    If you put the paper you erased the writing on in the freezer it will come back!

  • Arthur Morgan
    Arthur Morgan 7 days ago +1

    I miss mythbusters

  • Swrnge Ducc
    Swrnge Ducc 7 days ago

    We all know you didn't mispell salvia.

  • Kaitlyn Day
    Kaitlyn Day 7 days ago

    He has such an iconic voice and pacing. I love it.

  • WARTSI Woots
    WARTSI Woots 8 days ago +1

    1:08 that's a lot of dildos

  • Brandon Conway
    Brandon Conway 8 days ago

    Adam savage reminds me of David bowie and I don’t know why

  • C Cornwall
    C Cornwall 8 days ago

    I never liked Savage. Why is Savage so creepy to me? Thoughts?

  • Ron and... ö
    Ron and... ö 8 days ago

    Wait... he’s gonna finish that energy drink today *Vsauce music starts playing*

  • TheFocusX
    TheFocusX 10 days ago +20

    Fun fact: Did you know that blinking was invented by Jeff Blinker in 1573, when he tried to wink twice at the same time?

    • Broken Wave
      Broken Wave 4 days ago +2

      Fun fact: you stole that from a meme.

  • T-rEGGs
    T-rEGGs 10 days ago

    I read showing my dick...

  • Siggs
    Siggs 10 days ago

    Hey, virtual sauce, Michael here!

  • notrupert
    notrupert 10 days ago

    what the fuck is up with all those tabs at 18:03

  • Micaella _ISunrise
    Micaella _ISunrise 11 days ago

    13:09 *poop*

  • Bastion Wilhelm
    Bastion Wilhelm 12 days ago +1

    its funny that you misspelled it to "salvia" which is a hallucinogenic herb

  • Max From Florida
    Max From Florida 13 days ago +2


  • Kasper Joonatan
    Kasper Joonatan 14 days ago +1

    Well it would be great if you could make salvia!

  • Wolf NZ Outdoors
    Wolf NZ Outdoors 14 days ago

    And if every single person blinks at the same time, the entire population will suddenly be wiped out by Weeping Angels...
    Loved looking at your desk, not quite as messy as mine but as long as you can see the screen and touch the keyboard and mouse control, everything's fine...

  • Elizabeth Taylor
    Elizabeth Taylor 15 days ago

    You should do a video where you dissect the physics and mechanisms of cool toys (like the flame pen)

  • Rob Willetts
    Rob Willetts 15 days ago

    Why does this guy talk like it's a kids show?

  • Chicken Corn
    Chicken Corn 17 days ago +1

    Two nerds in one room.

  • Cliff_Dingle
    Cliff_Dingle 17 days ago

    Just amazing standard there and having Michael talking inches away for your face. That’s my dream job

  • Maggie Mothe
    Maggie Mothe 18 days ago

    My favorite boys

  • lizzie the rat
    lizzie the rat 19 days ago +1

    I can't be the only one who read the title as "Showing My Dick To Adam Savage"

  • Owen McColl
    Owen McColl 19 days ago

    salvia is better than saliva anyway.

  • Skull Trooper
    Skull Trooper 20 days ago

    6:41 How to cook a egg with bottle cooker

  • Gabriel Lafrance
    Gabriel Lafrance 21 day ago

    When you started talking about blinking , I started blinking uncontrollably for no apparent reason.

  • JgHaverty
    JgHaverty 21 day ago

    holy cow that globe is RIDICULOUSLY expensive lmao

  • Eric Gauthier
    Eric Gauthier 22 days ago

    savage is right, i felt your pain michael

  • Garrett
    Garrett 22 days ago

    "Do you guys want any spit facts ?"

  • BeeJay28
    BeeJay28 25 days ago

    The nerd out moments are just soo amazing. I feel so hard in my element

  • Andrew G
    Andrew G 25 days ago

    That Globe is like $2000 😮
    The biggest globe they make is over $65,000

  • jazzyjard
    jazzyjard 27 days ago


  • Nooby Noob
    Nooby Noob 27 days ago +1

    Michael: Put something burning in a bottle, then put in a peeled boiled egg on the top of it Then... Poop(?)!.

  • Nooby Noob
    Nooby Noob 27 days ago +1

    4:48 L4D2Ellis's adrenaline reaction ( molecules ).

  • Ya boi Jason
    Ya boi Jason 27 days ago

    Watching two children play with toys like me and my friend when i first time showed my room

  • Thundamuffinz
    Thundamuffinz 28 days ago +1

    Michael: "It's quite cold in here"
    We know, Adam's nipples told us

  • Giten
    Giten 29 days ago


  • Luke Kimble
    Luke Kimble Month ago

    "You couldn't set design this." I feel much better about the amount of hardware on my desk.

  • Oliver Pritikin
    Oliver Pritikin Month ago

    Top ten anime crossovers

  • Livin' to Learn
    Livin' to Learn Month ago +1

    16:48 - 17:00
    Dang, that sentence could save your relationship...

  • Chris Thomas
    Chris Thomas Month ago

    7:45 Suction is just pushing in reverse

  • Kwint
    Kwint Month ago

    Dude imagine how much of a badass you would be showing up to school chewing metal

  • Brody Adams
    Brody Adams Month ago +1

    0:05 Michael is SCP 173

  • F. Teixeira
    F. Teixeira Month ago

    i red showing my dick to adam

  • Sean M
    Sean M Month ago

    salvia is a hallucinogen hahahahahah

    Joe CHAHINE Month ago

    The title sooo undersells this video... Amazing video guys

  • hopeless memer
    hopeless memer Month ago

    Brain candy love: PAY

    EA: i love you

  • Corinna Brown
    Corinna Brown Month ago

    O. My. GARBO!

    VECTOR Month ago +1

    Hey vsauce here and this is Adam savage.

    Or Is he? (vsauce music strikes in)

  • Millie Leah Rogers
    Millie Leah Rogers Month ago

    That's so funny when he misspelled saliva like salvia cos that's a drug 😂😂

  • Chrysopoeia
    Chrysopoeia Month ago

    When I went through basic training for the air force, a few people had filled out some forms using erasable pens, and found a few days later that carrying the forms around in the Texas heat had erased their writing.

  • terasuu
    terasuu Month ago


  • John Karras
    John Karras Month ago

    Chuck Norris can solve the tungsten cube

  • Andreas Siegler
    Andreas Siegler Month ago

    So good to see, other workplaces look the same as mine. I btw have a sign saying: This is not a mess - it's just ideas lying around :-)

  • No Dignity
    No Dignity Month ago

    Hey Vsauce! Overused joke here!

  • kiddicarus
    kiddicarus Month ago

    I very much appreciate this video. Thanks for posting it.

  • savage pro
    savage pro Month ago

    the internet robot said u were him. Are u please reply

  • Brian Hall
    Brian Hall Month ago

    I would love to nerd out with these two.

  • Sir Velstadt
    Sir Velstadt Month ago

    "Time to get some work done. Hey vsause, Michael here."

  • hehe horf
    hehe horf Month ago

    I love these nerds so much

  • Vontos' Magic Birder Bag

    Michael's wife gave him blue ball on his wedding day.

  • Almanasty
    Almanasty Month ago

    16:34 amount of salvia produced hahaha

  • Adam Gimfalk
    Adam Gimfalk Month ago +2


  • Rosie
    Rosie Month ago

    I wish the human body produced salvia

  • Pedalcookie51
    Pedalcookie51 Month ago

    I love the thought of Michael talking directly into someone's eyeball for the intro

  • ymaan cali
    ymaan cali Month ago

    Michaels' toys

  • Phoenix Rael
    Phoenix Rael Month ago

    And is this an episode brai-

  • Mason Silvers
    Mason Silvers Month ago

    What happend to brain candy live? The website for the tickets is down.

  • Z0L0N
    Z0L0N Month ago

    The odds have to be that small because if everyone had their eyes closed at the same time the simulation would stop.

  • Ryan Kafkas
    Ryan Kafkas Month ago

    Scientifically, everything blows

  • Jarrod3588
    Jarrod3588 Month ago +3

    fun fact that eye belongs to howtobasic

  • Fuzzman
    Fuzzman Month ago

    damn if i was producing that much salvia i would be tripping off my nut

  • alex
    alex Month ago

    9:20 Niple!!!!!!!