Mating Dance of the Puffin
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- Published on Jan 21, 2020
- Let's take it off like we're on eraser duty.
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Song: zefrank.bandcamp.com/track/pu...
Caitlin Roukin: Female Puffin
Ze Frank : Male Puffin
"Puffin Song" Written and performed by Ze Frank
Footage Licensed from Shutterstock and Videoblocks
Intro Song; Tom Moore soundcloud.com/querflote 
Pets & Animals
I like the relationship the two Puffins have. They really sound happy with eachother, y'know?
I never was in a relationship 😳😳😳😳
@2A42 😞 you're a spoiler alert alerter.😣😢
GIWTWM
They have good communication skills as a couple 🤣
(SCreemmse) like. in a cocert. PUFFINS DOING WAT PUFFINS DO I lol lol dickens.
The dislikes are clearly from puffins who do not get enough stuffin’ in their puffin muffins.
This upload has NO DISLIKES. My bad, I didn’t mean to shout. 🫢
or they dont know what a B movie is...
lol
🤣
@Mad 1976 It's been two days. Dammit zefrank!
At least this puffin couple has a more healthy dynamic than the ostriches xDDD
Yea. she always ostracize him!
These puffins have a more healthy dynamic than most people!
@Danae oh ok then
@Tuna Crab yah I know u were. I was at work so I found the most to the point, word.
I don't know why, but I just love the way the female voice actress played that Puffin. She really managed to give that dialogue a lot of character.
When David Attenborough can no longer narrate wildlife documentaries I'd like the BBC to hire zefrank.
YES!! The world will not know what hit it
Yes
@Donna Woodman I Don't know ...I mean I know he is kind of sexually ambiguous but I don't the the BBC is kind of his thing...
Yes pls
Can we all take a moment to appreciate that Ze Frank is unironically a good musician?
“I feel a tingle?”
“I’ll go get the laxatives.”
Laxatives, _plural._
relatable.
I thought I misheard something
My boyfriend now sings to me that he has some puffin stuffin for my puffin muffin. So romantic💜
Keep him for sure
Just give him the beak now, you puffin freak.
lucky girl
@Carmen G Ogeidnas pumpkin goblin? Haha no. He had a profile pic that was some sort of pumpkin goblin thing. He must have changed it.
@Shifting Mercury whooooaahh is that a British thing because I haven't heard that one before
The female's voice is GOLD. " You wanna see some boobies?" LOL, i hope she appears in more clips
"I wanna see boobys like we're in a B-movie" is a truly inspired line.
@Hoovah This ain't jazz.
I felt that line my soul
Ohh I thought he said The Bee Movie
Absolutely!
Lol
These puffins have such a wholesome relationship and I can’t even find a girlfriend god damn
@TH3C001 I’m actually talking to someone and even though it’s nothing serious it has the potential to become that and I’m honestly excited for it
*weary smile* heh, hey friend, at least neither of us is alone in that regard. Come friend, let us talk about things like cars or computers while we hold back our tears.
@Artemis red there are probably hundreds of thousands or even millions of special puffins out there for each individual, but the tragedy is actually meeting those specific ones out of the billions of people, and having *_both_* of you recognize it... instead you probably see each other once and keep walking and never think about them.
Only humans could ever make the whole ritual so complex. But y'know what? I've heard the secret is to take up dancing. ^_^
(I'm a geezer who gave up, dated 2 girls in my life for a total of less than 2 years, so I really do know the struggle you're referring to -- but seriously, I've seen it enough, anyone who takes up dancing is guaranteed to figure it out -- just do how the byirds do)
@Allison James that’s weirdly optimistic and I thank you for that
Your own special Puffin is out there somewhere
I sang puffin song to my gal last night and guess what? She gave me some lovin' from her puffin's muffin.
It worked, y'all.
Here I am watching this in a dark room, alone, single, and very drunk. Is that all it takes?
"let's take it off like we're on eraser duty"
How could she not be wooed by that! Lol.
And my man shan sings it
"I need socks and bin liners"
"You mean to use while we're ..."
what kind of kinky sh*t is going down over there?
DIY homemade condoms
How appropriate that you have a picture of creepy Joe as your profile pic 😆
You tell me, Joe
@Bawl Stars Eye Make up
@Eldrak1911 what are beam liners?
when he whispered "you puffin freaK" I blushed h e l p
I'll get the shotgun
VeeloIsGud? LOLOL 😄😊🌻
Grab ur self some make up cover those blushes
This is one of the most "internet culture" things I've seen in a long time...
I'm glad you're back
It's now canon: all puffins are from Wisconsin.
Dontcha know, eh?
and the moon
I KNEW I RECOGNISED YOUR VOICE!! YOU'RE THE GUY THAT STUFFED A TEDDY BEAR FULL OF MEAT! YOUR VOICE SCARRED ME SO DEEPLY THAT AFTER SO MANY YEARS I STILL FELT A COLD CHILLING FEELING JUST LISTNING TO YOU TALK ABOUT PUFFINS.
Can I get a link?
The teddy bear video the teddy bear had animal organs so no humans were harmed at the age of 5 it didnt really scar me for life i just find it weird and wholesome
@Navillus Yeah if I was 12 it might've weirded me out too. Glad you can laugh about it now though
@Jennifer Lynn I think it was more disturbing then scary, I watched it when I was quite young, maybe 12 or something, old enough to know teddy bears aren't filled with meat but young enough to find it generally disturbing. The calm adult voice made me doubt myself into thinking wait, is this normal? (dumb child brain) and being a generally anxious kid with a lot of stuffed animals, it kinda affected my day to day life for a while. So yeah, it kinda scarred me.
Now I can look back at it and laugh but then it kinda weirded me out, ya know?
The rythm and music are so catchy that it took me a year of regularly listening to this song to decipher the words. Truly, this is art.
Zefrank1 is just flexing his god like singing voice at us
@spazzie bunnie what in the world is the purpose of your account name and profile picture
Rock that Auk!
@Jf Kaks I Think.
i like how this got 1.2k likes in an hour lol
I showed this video to my mother, and she's STILL humming the song.
XD
"Wanna see boobies, like we in a B movie." I've had that stuck in my head for two weeks now.
I didn't think "Koalas in the Rain" could've been topped. I was very wrong
I still think it's slightly catchier than this, but still gives it a run for its money!!!
I'm so glad zefrank is uploading regularly again. And I love how the fanbase has managed to survive all this time and hasn't given up on this channel, cuz frank never fails to deliver quality content
“The mating dance of the puffin is a subtle affair.”
Puffin proceeds to dance like he hasn’t peed in five days.
@Izzy Leonard The ostrich does! Though I don't know of any other bird that does.
@Jared Maddox That is the best kind of true ;)
Dances a bit like Cliff Huxtable..🙁
@Izzy Leonard : Technically true.
1000th like. Called it
I knew puffin mating dancing would be just as adorable as they look ❤️
I love how she says "they feel so cozy".
Can some PLEASE put “This puffin got some stuffin for your puffin muffin” on a shirt or a cap?
This is one of those songs that gets stuck in your head and it'll wake you up at 3am. The only way to silence "puffin stuffin for your puffin muffin" is to watch the video. 😂
I hereby refuse to mate with anyone who doesn’t sing this to me.
I’ll wait with u
Comment section is so toasty
Okay, but first I need socks and bin liners.
@Susanne Seiler don’t underestimate people once upoon a time I invited a one night stand over and played welcome to my parents house by ninja sex party over my blue tooth speaker cos I live with my mum
The little dance mixed with the song is so cute.
Some stuff you can't explain to your mom if she walks in on you watching it.
*This* I can't explain to *anyone*
2.0 million views and 3.5 million subscribers suggests otherwise. And something tells me your mum knows about the puffins already 👍
I love this so much! I have listened to this like 30 times by now.
I like how everyone knows that this is about puffin sex, and it’s great
Damn. Not only do I require this song, but I need a “puffin muffin” shirt in my life too.
Still in need of one of these shirts! Is the amount of interest on this thread enough for a kickstarter???!
@T Vela puffin freak
Well I need socks and bin liners
Puffin freaks
I need more of this... so cute so sensual so puffin... best pick up line: “This puffin got some stuffin’ for your puffin muffin”
Can we just appreciate how catchy the songs on this channel are? I'm going to be singing this all day.
I only watched this video once, and this song stuck in my head for a week. For a week, Karl!
I'm seriously considering making this song my ringtone
"Inner Monologue of Mating Birds" is not a music genre I was expecting to have to add to my playlist. But here we are!
It good.
🤭
Look in the description for full song
@Elder Millennial Ha, love it!
Elder Millennial XD Auk rock just hit me in a way I wasn't prepared for.
I had that tune stuck in my head for a whole day!!!
OMG! Awesome! Some of my all time favorite birds! So hilarious. Subbed to you Idk when...but first time I've seen a vid since then. So glad I caught this one. Smashed that dark bell hard this time lol! I even got my grandson a book and a stuffed animal Bluefooted Booby years ago for Christmas. Love them! Wish we still had Dodos ya know? Thank you guys so much! This was really special.🙏🙋🐾😍💙🐦🐡 I love puffins and puffers🤗
One if the residents at the nursing home I work at has a calendar with a puffin on it for the month of September. I want to start giggling every time I see it. Eventually someone will notice and I will have to show my staff this video to explain myself. I'm dooomed.
You are a beautiful man who shines through his creativity!
The world needs more Franks.
I can't stop listening/singing along to this.
Someone please make a however many hours long of this song.
I have mastered this dance! Now I just need to find a puffin to practice with.
Her voice is ADORABLE! So perfect for a Puffin!!
Okay, THIS IS SOME GOLDEN STUFF HERE!!
I've been a fan of True Facts for years, and have used some of your videos for my classes.
This combination of footage and song is ridiculously awesome--I can say this because after several viewings and shares, it still makes me laugh and giggle... Thank youuuuu!!!
“Koalas in the rain”
“Ostrich my neck out for ya”
“Wanna see boobies!”
Can’t wait for the rest of the album to drop!
"Bongos or Brunch" (Jumping spiders)
" 'Trap' Nation REMIX"" (Hyena)
Ostrich was hillsrious, i chuckled for days thinking about it. Lol
Yeah, I'm starting to sense that this will be a theme.
Oh my god there’s gonna be an album??
I watched this two weeks ago...and I still can't get the song out of my head.
When we thought that Zefrank couldn't get better now we know that he can sing!
Thank you for always making me smile. I went through a very stressful move and your videos have been helping me keep smiling. Keep doing you
It’s been a difficult few months but this really made me smile. Thanks for the content man.
a petition for zefrank to make a whole album on the mating dance of all the birbs
* searching furiously for a pen *
I’d buy it
He'll ya
Do it!!!!
Birbs, koalas, spider butts, I don't care, JUST MAKE THE ALBUM..! PLEASE, TAKE MY MONEY!!
That ending. Lol
*whispers* "You puffin freak.."
Please please please please PLEASE put this song on Spotify 😫🙌🏽🙌🏽
So i accidentally pulled out my earphones from my laptop while listening to this.....
in the library.
😁🤣😂🤣
Haha haha haha haha
You Puffin Freak, lol.
And that's a bad thing?
F
Before playing this, my spouse immediately said "Another mating dance? Please tell me he's not gonna make us see Puffin Dong."
Zefrank: looking at bird footage
Zefrank: ...this needs a song
Zefrank is the kind of guy to look at an animal and ask: "Is anyone gonna make a song about them?" And not wait for an answer.
@Thom
Well it is a mating dance 💃
Because that is how the Zefrank do
That's why he's a genius.
A dirty song
Oh crap!
I'm going to have that stuck in my head playing in the background the rest of the day!🤔
Had a long dream about puffins dancing to this. It was a nice night thanks.
Thanks a lot Zefrank, my new favorite track that plays in my head constantly. Can't wait for more
Just loved the puffin/booby dance ! More please!!!!
Let’s just have our finger crossed and hope zefrank just don’t randomly disappear again for a long time
AMEN !!!!
This aged like a banana with a paper cut
Pretty sure he got caught up in women usually they get angry if an artist putting too much attention towards the audience
@John Boats if zefrank doesnt come back im crying cuz his videos were funny and when i went through tough things his videos cheered me up and its sad how he hasnt posted in a while 😭😭😭😭😭😭
How much of that is the lonely Island?
I love this guy, he has really brightened my day.
This is really cute in such a weird way. I love it
So cute the way the puffin moves 👍
Love the girl puffin's voice, definitely how I'd imagine it
Omg, that song.
Who else wants to see zefrank narrative a full length documentary?
yes
That'd be awesome
absolutely. lmfao. would be priceless
YES
It needs to happen...
I just wanna let you know, I went to the aquarium this weekend and they had puffins. Me and my boyfriend couldn't stop singing "I got a little stuffin for your puffin muffin". So thanks for that 🤣
This is the quality content I'm here for! This song is so catchy that even though I saw this video weeks ago it randomly popped into my head just now and I HAD to watch this video again. On repeat. I concur with everyone wanting 'this puffin got some stuffin' for your puffin muffin' merch. It would fly out the door! Well, the merch would, the puffin's flying nowhere. 🙄
All hail Z Frank. The closest thing we have to an avatar of the Internet
Caitlin's voice makes the Female Puffin sound innocent xD
Wholesome Midwestern puffin wife is not a thing I knew I needed in my life but I love her.
mondo burger the “narration” accent along with the humor makes it all ok.. that’s what a zefrank do.. that and Behbehs!
Dean Hamilton ... 😆😂🤣 like _The odd numbers make me feel so..._
Listening to her is just so cozy.
@ᚨᚱᚦᚢᚱ ᛞᚢᛗ it's a well-known stereotype; mid-western women are ladies on the street, but freaks between the sheets.
I have a mid-western wife. Evidence suggests the stereotype is entirely correct.
I need a 10 hour version of this song
Utoob has extended the apex of cultural relevancy, once again. I am at once entertained, informed and elevated by numerous measures. Well done sir, well done.
P.S. it's the dancing what brought her home. Do dancing shoes for humans yet exist? We have lost our place among the great hoofers of the universe. Alas.
Sometimes one must watch the Mating Dance of the Puffin bc we're in a pandemic and it's so comforting.
I watched this a week ago, and I'm back. This is just too damn good.
Famjules79 same. 6th time watching. 😂
This is how I imagine all old married couples. Adorably boring conversations interspersed with adorably weird bouts of rap songs.
I think that's probably true. My wife and I are already like this and we've only been married 4 years.
rap ?
Rap? No more like 1970's funk
y tf r u imagining old ppl doin tha doo
Accurate
I've seen this video so many times and it never gets old it's funny and cute on so many different levels I'm sure the guys like super busy but I really wish you would make more videos
Who's here in 2021 and its giving you another reason to live?
Yay ! zefrank is teaching us and making us laugh, like that shit is easy (it's not) and so I evangelise and slowly convert all my friends to zefrank fandom, no misses as yet, they all love it, no surprise really.
Dude, you are seriously talented and hilarious. Thank you so much for all the vids, they make my day.
This song has now been stuck in my head for six days.
so when’s this coming to spotify, because this is straight 🔥
For real, this man drop a funk album and I'll buy a physical copy.
100%
Also, when can we hear a full version of "Koalas in the rain, no shits given"?
Literally best beat i've heard all day
I'm at work singing this song and people wanna know where I got it from. 😂😂😂
So I find myself coming back to this every now and then when I need a little pick me up, it works every time 🤣
I didn't know I needed a full album of ZeFrank's mating songs but now I'm convinced it's the only thing standing between me and complete happiness.
I've been watching these for years. This is one of the best random surprises yet. I love it!
tbh, i'd pay good money for him to narrate an entire episode of a nature show, or even a whole nature documentary!
@Shelly Bean NBGFBHA YEAH
Morgan Freeman better watch out, there's a new narrator in town. One who can do song and dance and turn any sex scene into something informative. Let's see Morgan Freeman narrate a animal porno and do better lol
Yeeesss
And a cricket match and a football match!!
i mean he can just do every documentary or voice over period. I wont complain :D
Really need to know the full lyrics of the booby chorus so I can sing it all around the house
@laughingcat A whole new vidual now. Thank you.
@Sakon is not doing anything suspicious Thank you! I couldn't hear the "eraser duty" part until you wrote it here. Too funny. Thanks.
@Sakon is not doing anything suspicious Thanks for the lyrics, buddy
@Sakon is not doing anything suspicious this is so much better than what i had in my head.
"Like winona racer doody" (so you can also laugh at my shit-tarded brain 😅)
When you're happy you like the music
When your sad you understand the lyrics
the last few months have been a hell none should endure.. and now I can laugh. Damn, its good to laugh again. Thanks!
I love that the puffins have accents lmao they're so cute
i like that they have a better relationship than the ostriches. i needed this positivity.
Vultir
for the ostriches it seemed like an awkward attempt at a hookup
@Master Aron same here....
Something about socks and bin liners
puffins mate for life dontcha know
I love how you show the word boobys a couple times during the credits 🤣
I remember when this came out and re-watching it, I'm not quite sure why I didn't realize at the time that this is pretty much the best video ever put on TheXvid.
I love that the bass is the leading instrument and it’s perfect for this mating dance.
Love the song that’s hilarious. And the birds are adorable
Oh no.
This song is catchy and good.
Great, another song to my "It's complicated" music collection...
You don't even have "The complicated song" on your playlist!
Thank you, the playlist is amazing! 😄
@692 Nabeeha Quazi yes please
Right next to the bowsette one i assume
yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yippity yiiiiiiiip
forget the t-shirt. I need a "Puffin got some stuffin for your puffin muffin" ring tone!
I so needed this right now. Love your content my guy. Never stop.