Women Know Things That Men Don't. Fred Klett

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  • Published on Sep 17, 2019
  • Women know things that men don't, it's a miracle that men survive at all according to Fred Klett. Watch "One Of Ten" by Fred Klett only at www.drybarcomedy.com/fredk
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  • animegirl17
    animegirl17 5 hours ago

    My mans said the salmon will clash with the hibiscus, I'm dead lmao

  • NCC Fitness Juiceplus Adrienne Hicks

    I had to forward this to my husband, he hit every single one of the things I have done and said to my husband, and in that order!๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Zaphod B
    Zaphod B 11 hours ago

    Did you ever patent that giant motorcycle helmet?

  • TheCrazyNekoGirl2123
    TheCrazyNekoGirl2123 13 hours ago

    all I am going is this guy UNDERSTANDS! guys it isn't that we want to teach you but well there are lessons that you haven't got yet and we just wanna make sure your not going to hurt yourself cause we love you. See if you go and hurt yourself who are we going task to open the pickle jar? Or climb the ladder to kill a spider on the ceiling? I mean are our lessons really so bad? Besides when you do well the reward is worth it right? LOL I am kidding guys we love ya thats the only reason.

  • The Principled Hypocrite B

    I bleached my hair.. Colored it gray, pink and this week bluegreen.. when he came home to it, my husband just nodded and said, *"They didnt mention this on Marriage Counseling."*

  • Charlie Ram
    Charlie Ram 23 hours ago

    Lol....๐Ÿคฃ

  • Katarina Bergqwist

    Interesting with how this can change in a matter of one or two generations. Both me and my SO had no clue that there was a colour called hibiscus. For us, hibiscus is a flower and it can have many different colours, but Iโ€™ve never seen one in the colour called hibiscus. Also, me and my SO teach each other about all these kinds of stuff all the time, I guess weโ€™re either pretty equal or pretty satirical and cynical.

  • Megan Leu
    Megan Leu Day ago

    breathhhhhh breathhhhhhh ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Vanessa Rusk
    Vanessa Rusk Day ago +4

    I think this applies to all relationships that involve women.
    Me: "Mom I don't want to wear that pinkish orange dress!"
    Mom: "It's not orange it's coral!"

  • piece of shit
    piece of shit 2 days ago

    ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

  • absentminded
    absentminded 2 days ago

    Sarcasm at a whole new level

  • drohit kumar
    drohit kumar 2 days ago

    story of every man........absolutely true..

  • umwali sharon
    umwali sharon 2 days ago

    Hahahaha sorry๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    Atleast you made me happy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    Oh my God I'm dying ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Robert Brown
    Robert Brown 2 days ago

    This is soooooo true!!!! I feel the pain ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Irontail Hedges
    Irontail Hedges 2 days ago

    i love this guy

  • Yung Jones
    Yung Jones 3 days ago

    Lol

  • Nisha K
    Nisha K 3 days ago

    Why am I literally on the floor? I'm still 21 and single๐Ÿ˜‚

  • S S
    S S 4 days ago

    His delivery is the best

  • jcgirl3
    jcgirl3 4 days ago

    Well, than I married a really strong man. He will only tell me โ€˜You donโ€™t get to decideโ€™. Hahaha

  • TacitusR
    TacitusR 4 days ago

    It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It just seems like a very long time.

  • David Thompson
    David Thompson 4 days ago

    When I dress me: nice tie...
    When my wife dresses me: you look really nice I like you suit AND TIE combination ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ

  • Jina Gibson
    Jina Gibson 5 days ago

    They only believe in a gaudy son๐Ÿ˜ speaks volumes about the great divide doesn't it! Death before truth๐Ÿ˜†

  • Johan Weakley
    Johan Weakley 5 days ago

    This is true comedy. Genuinely funny and entertaing, without resorting to blasphemous or below the belt jokes.

  • SuzieQ Wonder
    SuzieQ Wonder 5 days ago

    Women love to exaggerate ~ but so do men!

  • luv jongin
    luv jongin 6 days ago

    Just recently I got mistakes as a baby's mother by a man twice while a woman who also doesn't know me knew from the beginning who the mother was although she (the mother) sat meters away. Also: I am only seventeen years old! XD maybe men are just blind?๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚

  • java joe
    java joe 6 days ago

    Some women know some things...

  • patriot defender
    patriot defender 6 days ago

    They are only smarter because only they know they have replaced with a lie.

  • P S
    P S 6 days ago

    This is funny and all, but it's also quite true. If you want to lose your autonomy, independence and ability to make your own choices, basically to be emasculated, just get married to a woman.

  • Annie Coleman
    Annie Coleman 6 days ago

    Lol he is to funny.๐Ÿ˜‚

  • gabe ortiz
    gabe ortiz 6 days ago

    MGTOW for the win

  • Anita Radmanic
    Anita Radmanic 6 days ago

    Oh god, i haven't seen something so good in a whole ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • michelleyang0625
    michelleyang0625 7 days ago

    The best one and 100% true for my husband at 5:20 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

  • Canto10 Mosha
    Canto10 Mosha 7 days ago

    Heard this at a 25th anniversary celebration:
    Wife: Arenโ€™t you lucky you married me?
    Husband: Yeahhhh....had I shot you instead I wouldโ€™ve been out by now.

  • FurryFace
    FurryFace 7 days ago

    i knew it , that Shirt was chosen for you , not by you , lol

  • Yvette Jones
    Yvette Jones 7 days ago +1

    ... So does this guy hate is wife??

  • Chris Williams
    Chris Williams 7 days ago

    Why do men die five years earlier than women? Answer.... Lucky bastards!

  • Justin James
    Justin James 8 days ago

    Amazing!

  • Angela Clarke
    Angela Clarke 8 days ago

    Omg,your hilarious, thank you x you've made my day lol Wish I could see you live,come to N, Ireland please x

  • Rick Walker
    Rick Walker 8 days ago

    I look at this and wonder why anyone ever married so depressing not funny at all.

  • spirals 73
    spirals 73 8 days ago +3

    "I know when it's time to leave a party." Guy in the audience guffaws. He knows what's up. ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

  • J.A. Monta
    J.A. Monta 8 days ago

    Funny. I reached my most important goals after my divorce. Beta cuck comedian are NOT funny.

  • Harold Parker
    Harold Parker 8 days ago

    I can totally relate to this my wife shares knowledge with me out of nowhere

  • trinidiosa
    trinidiosa 9 days ago

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • P C
    P C 9 days ago

    Very funny thank you.

  • Bev Cliffe
    Bev Cliffe 9 days ago

    That was bloody funny ๐Ÿ˜‚โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ

  • Jacks Bob
    Jacks Bob 10 days ago

    She told me to buy a certain fabric. She showed me the color I said pink she told me it was fuchsia. When i went to the store i couldnt pronounce it i wrote it as Porschรฉ.

  • Mary Silver
    Mary Silver 10 days ago

    So funny. Loved it. Thank you

  • Rebeca Salas
    Rebeca Salas 10 days ago

    I'm glad I saw this when I did. I was watching celebrities talking about their evil ghost encounters. Now I'm NOT scared anymore. I was LMAO!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜…

  • Peet Kotze
    Peet Kotze 10 days ago

    Brilliant ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Peet Kotze
    Peet Kotze 10 days ago

    ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Melissa Beckmann
    Melissa Beckmann 10 days ago +1

    I mean he looks stunning in that shirt tho...๐Ÿ˜…

  • Staying Positive
    Staying Positive 10 days ago +1

    This is hilarious but sad. God set up men to lead their families. Women should contribute their opinions and their husbands should listen and respect those opinions. But ladies, we gotta respect our husbands back and let them lead. God made men to lead and protect their family. Donโ€™t make ur man feel stupid or emasculate him because trust me, youโ€™ll miss out on a big part of him and you may even have more trouble respecting him after u have controlled him for so long.

  • Julie Mitchell
    Julie Mitchell 10 days ago +1

    Guy's married to my sister Janet!

  • Jaded Cynic
    Jaded Cynic 10 days ago

    Women do not treat me like that. They are a dime a dozen.

  • MsLyraChan
    MsLyraChan 10 days ago +1

    This guy.... Is definitely from the Midwest!!!!!

  • tamarin
    tamarin 11 days ago

    Married couples that are married for decades sounds awesome. I wish the one for me badly. But i think it wont. My fault.

  • tamarin
    tamarin 11 days ago +1

    Love his delivery.

  • Hae 28
    Hae 28 11 days ago +1

    Baby boomers be like:

  • Mindyour fuckingbusiness

    This is all too familiar until I remember my mother has been this controlling over me. Even the adult me. She even said how I should drink water.
    I'm a wife now. I only hold him from a party if there is a problem going on. One time he forgot our anniversary and went to a party. I was all dolled up for doing bed room thing (it was a surprise) waiting for him to come home then I heard he is in party and he couldn't come. Right there and then I set a rule that he needs my permission to go to a party.
    I would rather leave him doing his thing then stick my butt.

  • Jaycen Renรฉ
    Jaycen Renรฉ 12 days ago +1

    I cant watch this cause he doesnt breathe...makes me feel like I am suffocating