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My mans said the salmon will clash with the hibiscus, I'm dead lmao
I had to forward this to my husband, he hit every single one of the things I have done and said to my husband, and in that order!😂
Did you ever patent that giant motorcycle helmet?
all I am going is this guy UNDERSTANDS! guys it isn't that we want to teach you but well there are lessons that you haven't got yet and we just wanna make sure your not going to hurt yourself cause we love you. See if you go and hurt yourself who are we going task to open the pickle jar? Or climb the ladder to kill a spider on the ceiling? I mean are our lessons really so bad? Besides when you do well the reward is worth it right? LOL I am kidding guys we love ya thats the only reason.
I bleached my hair.. Colored it gray, pink and this week bluegreen.. when he came home to it, my husband just nodded and said, *"They didnt mention this on Marriage Counseling."*
Interesting with how this can change in a matter of one or two generations. Both me and my SO had no clue that there was a colour called hibiscus. For us, hibiscus is a flower and it can have many different colours, but I’ve never seen one in the colour called hibiscus. Also, me and my SO teach each other about all these kinds of stuff all the time, I guess we’re either pretty equal or pretty satirical and cynical.
breathhhhhh breathhhhhhh 😂😂😂
I think this applies to all relationships that involve women.Me: "Mom I don't want to wear that pinkish orange dress!" Mom: "It's not orange it's coral!"
Sarcasm at a whole new level
story of every man........absolutely true..
Hahahaha sorry😂😂😂😂Atleast you made me happy 😂😂Oh my God I'm dying 😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
This is soooooo true!!!! I feel the pain 😂
i love this guy
Why am I literally on the floor? I'm still 21 and single😂
His delivery is the best
Well, than I married a really strong man. He will only tell me ‘You don’t get to decide’. Hahaha
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It just seems like a very long time.
When I dress me: nice tie...When my wife dresses me: you look really nice I like you suit AND TIE combination 🤦🏾♂️
They only believe in a gaudy son😏 speaks volumes about the great divide doesn't it! Death before truth😆
This is true comedy. Genuinely funny and entertaing, without resorting to blasphemous or below the belt jokes.
Women love to exaggerate ~ but so do men!
Just recently I got mistakes as a baby's mother by a man twice while a woman who also doesn't know me knew from the beginning who the mother was although she (the mother) sat meters away. Also: I am only seventeen years old! XD maybe men are just blind?🤔😂
Some women know some things...
They are only smarter because only they know they have replaced with a lie.
This is funny and all, but it's also quite true. If you want to lose your autonomy, independence and ability to make your own choices, basically to be emasculated, just get married to a woman.
Lol he is to funny.😂
MGTOW for the win
Oh god, i haven't seen something so good in a whole 😂😂😂
The best one and 100% true for my husband at 5:20 😂🤣
Heard this at a 25th anniversary celebration:Wife: Aren’t you lucky you married me?Husband: Yeahhhh....had I shot you instead I would’ve been out by now.
i knew it , that Shirt was chosen for you , not by you , lol
... So does this guy hate is wife??
Why do men die five years earlier than women? Answer.... Lucky bastards!
Omg,your hilarious, thank you x you've made my day lol Wish I could see you live,come to N, Ireland please x
I look at this and wonder why anyone ever married so depressing not funny at all.
"I know when it's time to leave a party." Guy in the audience guffaws. He knows what's up. 😄😄
Funny. I reached my most important goals after my divorce. Beta cuck comedian are NOT funny.
I can totally relate to this my wife shares knowledge with me out of nowhere
Very funny thank you.
That was bloody funny 😂✌️🇦🇺
She told me to buy a certain fabric. She showed me the color I said pink she told me it was fuchsia. When i went to the store i couldnt pronounce it i wrote it as Porsché.
So funny. Loved it. Thank you
I'm glad I saw this when I did. I was watching celebrities talking about their evil ghost encounters. Now I'm NOT scared anymore. I was LMAO!🤣😃😅
I mean he looks stunning in that shirt tho...😅
This is hilarious but sad. God set up men to lead their families. Women should contribute their opinions and their husbands should listen and respect those opinions. But ladies, we gotta respect our husbands back and let them lead. God made men to lead and protect their family. Don’t make ur man feel stupid or emasculate him because trust me, you’ll miss out on a big part of him and you may even have more trouble respecting him after u have controlled him for so long.
Guy's married to my sister Janet!
Women do not treat me like that. They are a dime a dozen.
This guy.... Is definitely from the Midwest!!!!!
Married couples that are married for decades sounds awesome. I wish the one for me badly. But i think it wont. My fault.
Love his delivery.
Baby boomers be like:
This is all too familiar until I remember my mother has been this controlling over me. Even the adult me. She even said how I should drink water.I'm a wife now. I only hold him from a party if there is a problem going on. One time he forgot our anniversary and went to a party. I was all dolled up for doing bed room thing (it was a surprise) waiting for him to come home then I heard he is in party and he couldn't come. Right there and then I set a rule that he needs my permission to go to a party. I would rather leave him doing his thing then stick my butt.
I cant watch this cause he doesnt breathe...makes me feel like I am suffocating