Honest Trailers - Alien: Covenant

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  • Published on Aug 8, 2017
  • Return to space for the movie that made the Alien franchise officially have more bad movies than good - Alien Covenant!
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    Title design by Robert Holtby

    Series Created by Andy Signore - twitter.com/andysignore & Brett Weiner
    Executive Producer - Andy Signore
    Producers - Dan Murrell, Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Michael Bolton, Christina Kline
    Written by Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell & Andy Signore
    Edited by Kevin Williamsen and TJ Nordaker

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Comments • 9 023

  • Martin Mooney
    Martin Mooney Day ago

    Hysterical!

  • Starkai
    Starkai Day ago

    I enjoyed the Russel Crowe Robin Hood movie. Fight me

  • Peter Vlčko
    Peter Vlčko Day ago

    we can with calm mind say that Ridley still do movies to make people leave cinema before movie ends
    and all we can do about it is fingering proper middle fingering

  • D Angus
    D Angus 2 days ago

    lol hit the mark with the kenny powers part! love you guys.

  • daveslow84
    daveslow84 2 days ago

    gawd damn that fleewt

  • Nova Rampag3
    Nova Rampag3 4 days ago

    Hey this movie was pretty good all things considered

  • Forst Efter
    Forst Efter 4 days ago

    "i´ll do the fingering." rofl

  • Anders R
    Anders R 4 days ago

    how can you find this worse than the new star wars?

  • Robert Christenson
    Robert Christenson 4 days ago

    do doom 2016!

  • Hue Lu
    Hue Lu 4 days ago

    yeap, when you meet this kind of aliens, better run or burn them!!!!!

  • Hue Lu
    Hue Lu 4 days ago

    yeap, when you meet this kind of aliens, better run or burn them!!!!!

  • JohnJaggerJack
    JohnJaggerJack 4 days ago

    I've notice a clear decrease in movie writing and argumentation in these following years, apparently usa citizen are that dumb to notice that writers don't even have to put the effort anymore...

  • Dr Phot
    Dr Phot 5 days ago

    Gladiator was amazing!

  • Justin Watkins
    Justin Watkins 5 days ago

    Ridley Scott was too worried about making critcs happy instead of making the movie he wanted

  • Lance Uppercut
    Lance Uppercut 6 days ago

    Picard did better 👍

  • Ganda Gandara
    Ganda Gandara 6 days ago

    I wouldn't consider Alien 3 to be bad. I loved Alien 4 back then but rewatching it was like meh? Still not as bad as Covenant, though. And I was surprised Whedon helmed it (who I didn't know 20 years ago).

  • Daniel Barron
    Daniel Barron 6 days ago

    Walter and David made the movie amazing

  • Araxie Rose
    Araxie Rose 6 days ago

    "Y'know, maybe these aren't colonist. Maybe Earth has a secret program to deport the world's biggest morons."
    Dude, if that were true, we are currently kicking out the wrong people.

  • medic6817
    medic6817 7 days ago

    James Franco std?😂😂😂

  • Javier Amestoy Lapuente

    Ridley Scott, I want my money back.

  • robert20351
    robert20351 8 days ago

    Say " There are no wrong holes only wrong people"

  • Matthew Kersten
    Matthew Kersten 8 days ago

    Plot filler movie

  • RJ Ophe
    RJ Ophe 9 days ago

    The most hilarious honest trailer I've seen.
    "Earth has a secret program to deport world's biggest morons! "🤣🤣

  • Jose Nieves
    Jose Nieves 9 days ago +1

    Please say: This Time It's War

  • heathenbreathinfire
    heathenbreathinfire 10 days ago

    androids: "This one time, in Xenomorph camp..."

  • Branden apexo
    Branden apexo 10 days ago

    Let’s be honest this movie was “8 Stooges In Space”

  • megowusu0
    megowusu0 10 days ago

    Alien Vs Predator next!!!!!!

  • TsukiraAquarius
    TsukiraAquarius 10 days ago

    Technically those are pipes. A true flute is played from the side rather than down the front like an oboe.

  • CPPpotkustartti
    CPPpotkustartti 11 days ago

    Yes, these Colonists were probably selected and sent to planet with Xenomorph by people who knew what would happen. Earth Goverment/s were pretty shitty in Alien stories, and then they got to Earth...

  • Enrique
    Enrique 11 days ago

    Alien 3 directors cut all day

  • Brains before BS
    Brains before BS 12 days ago

    REBOOT

  • TheMaster1
    TheMaster1 12 days ago

    I don't mind the so-called "philosophical wanking". It's good to be reminded that not all members of our species are worthless, drooling sheep who care for nothing beyond simple pleasures and childish want.

  • John C
    John C 12 days ago

    I like Prometheus and Covenant. Sure they are a bit dumb but Fassbender is sensational in them.

  • One-Eye
    One-Eye 12 days ago

    Even with her overbite and terrible Asian schoolboy haircut I still find Katherine Waterston very attractive in this movie.

  • Not Available
    Not Available 12 days ago

    Someone had to challenge Anchorman's reigning flute title, sadly it was in an Alien movie.

  • Mhao Yeager
    Mhao Yeager 13 days ago

    Do Home Alone !!!!!

  • Orwell Jones Laeddis
    Orwell Jones Laeddis 13 days ago

    *Sees a nuke coming, and country roads playing* Hey, that's John Denver!

  • Vazeyo
    Vazeyo 17 days ago

    2:00

  • Squirtle Squirtle
    Squirtle Squirtle 18 days ago +5

    Its a great movie in spite of some superficial flaws. Those who dont like it typically have missed the point completely. There has been so much fixation on the origin of the xenomorph and the lack of practical effects, but such things are hardly central to the plot of this movie. The movie is actually about creation, and specifically the dangers of the human pursuit of artificial intelligence. Unlike the original Alien movies in which the antagonist is quite obviously the xenomorph, these prequel movies explore the conflict between people and artificial intelligence aware of its own superiority over the masters it serves. There is nothing uninteresting about this movie. I would argue that David is easily the MOST interesting character in the entire Alien franchise!

  • Jenny Morgan
    Jenny Morgan 19 days ago

    2:20 "Maybe these aren't colonists. Maybe the Earth has a secret program to deport the worlds biggest morons." THIS! Would actually explain a lot. :)

  • Harry Turner
    Harry Turner 19 days ago

    I don’t want to watch this movie anymore

  • Frank Sorry
    Frank Sorry 19 days ago

    [that thumbs up emoji forever]

  • LAMLM24/7/365
    LAMLM24/7/365 20 days ago

    lmmfao!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, they need to make an engineer movie.

  • tyrone biggums
    tyrone biggums 21 day ago

    I stopped watching after someone slipped off the blood puddle the 2nd time

  • urban cza
    urban cza 23 days ago

    Add Predator to the list of sh!tty movies that started out great

  • MattressSwayze
    MattressSwayze 24 days ago

    "Michael Fassbender" Jack and Jills it" bahahahaha

  • GRADY FROST
    GRADY FROST 27 days ago

    Say trains

  • awoken god
    awoken god 27 days ago

    *ALMOST HEAVEN*

  • John Starkie
    John Starkie 28 days ago

    Alien Covenant is firmly in my bottom ten films.

  • Markus-Hermann Koch
    Markus-Hermann Koch 28 days ago

    So David created the facehuggers? How did so many eggs arrive inside that ancient (?) engineer ship seen in the original Alien movie?

  • Tony Corrales
    Tony Corrales 28 days ago

    please do black swan

  • Richard Bruno
    Richard Bruno 29 days ago

    chick

  • Rafael Alódio
    Rafael Alódio Month ago

    I know this came out a year ago, but "know one stands out..." Whatfuck? Michael Fassbender as David is fantastic and memorable.

  • Sammy Last Name
    Sammy Last Name Month ago

    Okay but 4:19 was funny as fuck

  • advi sesh
    advi sesh Month ago

    3:17 *watch me I'll do the fingering* -- Michael Fassbender saying to Michael Fassbender.

  • one Kitty
    one Kitty Month ago

    🍵🍵看美女大尺度写真➕微信girL6393🤮dvbgwvnnnnn

  • the brick maestro king

    I thought it was great and I think people will be annoyed if Ridley Scott stoped making these movies

  • O V
    O V Month ago

    Screen Junkies This is the first time I've seen your videos and you're better than any comedy movie. But you do a great analysis for the movies, you have a large percentage of reasons.

  • Sky Cendre
    Sky Cendre Month ago

    I don't know if the Screen Junkies team will ever read this comment, but in case they will, then _thank you_ for saying that this movie sucks. Deeply and dearly thank you.

  • Jessica Brady
    Jessica Brady Month ago

    Do you hate this movie because seeing david kiss david on the mouth makes your body feel confused?

  • Stefen Salvatore
    Stefen Salvatore Month ago +1

    1:00 We can clearly see her nipples 😍

  • Ciaran Mcloughlin
    Ciaran Mcloughlin Month ago

    Not to mention, it took 90 minutes for the Xenomorph to show up.

  • Geralt von Scheiß Riva

    Terminator 5 was at least kind of funny in a stupid way. This movie was just boring, AND ALIEN SHOULDN'T BE BORING!

  • Vince Almaraz
    Vince Almaraz Month ago

    That about sums up my feeling on this movie. This franchise desperately needs a Ripley. A good hero, who's not a moron, that we can root for. There is literally NOBODY in this movie, or Promethues, that I cared about. I was rooting for the Aliens almost the entire time.

  • Deez Natz
    Deez Natz Month ago

    Alien 5 Prometheus 2 I’m weak 😂

  • D0NTST4RT
    D0NTST4RT Month ago

    the one positive thing i can say about covenant is that it retroactively made resurrection one of the better alien movies

  • Luciano Marrai
    Luciano Marrai Month ago

    This either made me want to never see this movie or watch it right away just for how bad it looks.

  • Stephen Rakoczy
    Stephen Rakoczy Month ago

    Say “Jesus was an engineer, change my mind”

  • Stephen Rakoczy
    Stephen Rakoczy Month ago

    Still waiting on atomic blonde...also, say “Batman and Catwoman will never get married”

  • Shutter Eff3ct
    Shutter Eff3ct Month ago

    HP & DELL

  • ElSchneids
    ElSchneids Month ago

    Jesus, why are there so many flute sequences?

  • AlBee
    AlBee Month ago

    Am i the only one who liked terminator genesis?

  • Batman Martin
    Batman Martin Month ago

    I renamed this film..Dumbasses In Space

  • Lloyd 1701
    Lloyd 1701 Month ago

    Dude, hearing you chuckle over the flute scene had me laughing till I couldn't breathe. Thanks for making this one and sharing!

  • Carigan Pintalba
    Carigan Pintalba Month ago

    Please explain how, in the future, they don't have hazmat gear...gas masks...a freakin' handkerchief...anything to protect themselves on an alien planet from alien bacteria/viruses/pathogens???? Oh right...it's a program to deport all of Earth's morons.
    This wasn't an Alien movie. It's a serial killer android movie. Clearly Dexter Morgan finished his life creating the original artificial intelligence programming for Weyland-Yutani.

  • James Bender
    James Bender Month ago

    alien cash crap

  • NinjaWalrus
    NinjaWalrus Month ago

    I liked it

  • Michael Ellis
    Michael Ellis Month ago

    I’ve honestly lost my faith in Ridley Scott At this point :/

  • Ariel Williams
    Ariel Williams Month ago

    Love your laugh when he said I'll do the fingering lol

  • Patricia Arriaga
    Patricia Arriaga Month ago

    Honest trailers- Life

  • Daemon Trigger
    Daemon Trigger Month ago

    Alien 3 AC was great.

  • Alisdair H
    Alisdair H Month ago

    The meaning of life/philosophy aspect and David's whole character and creation arc was by far the best best thing about this film - it was mostly let down by iffy CGI over practical effects, lacklustre action and an ending that wasn't any kind of ending.

  • Shádõw L3giõn
    Shádõw L3giõn Month ago

    Can you please do a Alien VS Predator honest trailer

  • Vader Fett
    Vader Fett Month ago

    "Alien 5 Prometheus 2"! HA HA! Man... it was a crap film. Really. It was bad. So was Prometheus. I REALLY wanted to like them. HUGE fan of ALIEN And ALIENS. But you pretty much nailed it - only the first two are any good. Just as THE TERMINATOR and T2 are the best.

  • Elijah 314
    Elijah 314 Month ago

    I’ve seen all the Aliens and Ridley didn’t take a sharp left turn with this. He took a nose dive straight down while doing a backflip like an airplane free falling from 60000 ft in the air and crash into a mountain

  • aztec999999
    aztec999999 Month ago

    I liked it.

  • Alin Bennett
    Alin Bennett 2 months ago

    Am I the only one who like Prometheus and Covenant? Also appreciates how Ridley Scott adds a little depth to his sci fi movies?

  • Elizabeth P
    Elizabeth P 2 months ago

    My favorite honest trailer!

  • Jim Possible
    Jim Possible 2 months ago

    "Watch me, I'll do the fingering"

  • Coth's VR
    Coth's VR 2 months ago

    Ridley Scott missed the memo : "The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown." - H. P. Lovecraft -

  • Me! reacting!
    Me! reacting! 2 months ago

    Seriously, so much flute😂🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵

  • yeap noppy
    yeap noppy 2 months ago

    thx. it was soooooooooo bad!

  • luke Dolly
    luke Dolly 2 months ago

    I hate this movie SO much it ruined the series I

  • The Mojenator
    The Mojenator 2 months ago

    Not a flute bud. Actually more like a recorder

  • Ordostaunlich
    Ordostaunlich 2 months ago

    Please do Alien. C'mon! Where is Alien?

  • George, Just George
    George, Just George 2 months ago

    Do Godfather; the most overrated movie ever!

  • Jorge Pickle
    Jorge Pickle 2 months ago

    I liked alien and aliens and this movie was just bland

  • BlueBerryCheesecake
    BlueBerryCheesecake 2 months ago

    can't they just take a few hints from Alien Isolation ?

  • Cody g
    Cody g 2 months ago

    Alien covenant was dank

  • sananz82
    sananz82 2 months ago

    "watch me I will do the fingering" died laughing