Honest Trailers - Alien: Covenant

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  • Published on Aug 8, 2017
  • Return to space for the movie that made the Alien franchise officially have more bad movies than good - Alien Covenant!
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    Voiceover Narration by Jon Bailey: thexvid.com/user/jon3pnt0
    Title design by Robert Holtby

    Series Created by Andy Signore - twitter.com/andysignore & Brett Weiner
    Executive Producer - Andy Signore
    Producers - Dan Murrell, Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Michael Bolton, Christina Kline
    Written by Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell & Andy Signore
    Edited by Kevin Williamsen and TJ Nordaker

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Comments • 9 055

  • Del Alicanto
    Del Alicanto 7 hours ago

    Alien 3 its a masterpiece. Alien convenant its worst than Troll 2

  • vincent salt
    vincent salt 4 days ago

    😂😂😂😂

  • Nana Yaw
    Nana Yaw 9 days ago

    Been looking for this movie to watch for ages. Any link will be appreciated... Ignore after 2018

  • truestory
    truestory 9 days ago

    I watched this in cinema. I was embarrassed for the movie.

  • Hobarth McShane
    Hobarth McShane 12 days ago

    00:02 I thought the S was a warning for "Shit Show."

  • Seawolf 127
    Seawolf 127 13 days ago

    Say: ''Watch me I''ll do the fingering''

  • BeezOne84
    BeezOne84 13 days ago

    Remember, Hollywood denied Jodorowsky his Dune but approved Scott's Covenant.

  • Biljana Malesevic
    Biljana Malesevic 16 days ago

    Best honest trailer so far! I was lajghing out loud.

  • aishwary awasthi
    aishwary awasthi 17 days ago

    2:22 My favourite part that , these are not colonist but earth’s secret program to kick out morons

  • Soma Yukihira
    Soma Yukihira 17 days ago +1

    Flute: Covenant

  • Rahma Hagoog
    Rahma Hagoog 18 days ago

    Me and the epic voice guy crucked at the same time at "i'll do the fingering"

  • terry fernandez
    terry fernandez 19 days ago

    DATA and LORE, picard at the end!! STAR TREK TNG the best of all time!

  • K Jackson
    K Jackson 19 days ago

    "Starring...Data and Lore!"

  • Spax Ditlhase
    Spax Ditlhase 20 days ago

    "Why would you look in the egg?" 😂😂😂😂

  • menemerc
    menemerc 21 day ago

    this movie so forgettable, i even forgot that i saw the honest trailer... 3 times

  • Joshua Abraham
    Joshua Abraham 21 day ago

    Still no 1980's "Wall Street" trailer? damn...

  • Cynthia Weber
    Cynthia Weber 24 days ago

    “watch me, i’ll do the fingering”
    omfg i cried 🤣

  • Adarsh Singh
    Adarsh Singh 25 days ago

    "Maybe it's a secret program to deport all the morons!"😂

  • Abhinav Shukla
    Abhinav Shukla 28 days ago

    I lost it at "fingering" 😂😂😂😂

  • Patricia Yusda
    Patricia Yusda 29 days ago

    Friggin laughed so hard at, "I'll do the fingering." I am wearing my coffee.

  • WesMordine
    WesMordine Month ago

    I liked it!

  • Gamechanger Productions

    Alien 3 was good.

  • stabenheimer
    stabenheimer Month ago

    xenomorph isn't their name. it is a description.

  • Carms C.P.
    Carms C.P. Month ago

    "Freshman philosophy class" YEAH!

  • Drew Campbell
    Drew Campbell Month ago

    RATED S FOR SHITTY.

  • Lucitaur
    Lucitaur Month ago

    What the...
    Alien 3 is a GOOD movie!
    Not movie's fault loud-mouth fan-tards forgot that Alien is a horror IP and wanted Ripley to play house with Newt and Hicks.

  • silver surfer
    silver surfer Month ago

    What's your I.Q level? Stick to reviewing Transformers ...

  • Jason Godfrey
    Jason Godfrey Month ago

    I tuned out everything about the movie while counting the seconds until the Picard flute connection was made... 120.

  • Sidhartha Bhalla
    Sidhartha Bhalla Month ago

    Alien 5, Prometheus 2 😂

  • Liz P
    Liz P Month ago

    1:00 or just "sucking it" 😉

  • Panzerkeks 85
    Panzerkeks 85 Month ago

    „I did not expect to associate the Alien Franchise with flute playing“... that line killed me 😂😂😂

  • hhwhitewolf009
    hhwhitewolf009 Month ago

    ???? robin hood and the counselor was good

  • Damian
    Damian Month ago

    flute!

    • Damian
      Damian Month ago

      cant beat Picard though

  • TriCore 9
    TriCore 9 Month ago

    I wanted to like and love this movie, but in the end it became part of my (mental) list of "worst modern movies I have ever seen". Horrible color balance, horrible storyline, horrible characters, a dumb angry headbutting alien, and boring rebelling androids with an 'Evil' A.I. and I absolutely was looking forward to it... Very dissapointing movie.

  • Jake Thompson
    Jake Thompson Month ago

    That's not a flute

  • TheFourthWinchester
    TheFourthWinchester Month ago +1

    Prometheus was bad, but Covenant makes it look like a masterpiece. Even the camerawork was way better in Prometheus.

  • Sky Snow
    Sky Snow Month ago

    I haven't seen somebody slip that many times on a single blood puddle since the walking dead game.

  • KraizieNaibeiTV
    KraizieNaibeiTV Month ago +1

    Watch me,ill do the fingering..hahaha

  • THE META
    THE META Month ago

    i'm convinced that horror movies don't exist in horror movies because if they did there is no way people would do the dumb bullshit they do

  • Kyle Mouttet
    Kyle Mouttet Month ago

    3:12 - reminds me of what i thought when i first heard some music from Eluveitie

  • dahelmang
    dahelmang Month ago

    I was enjoying Prometheus until I realised it it was an Alien prequel.

  • Winter Now
    Winter Now Month ago

    "Take a look" - was David talking to the captain..or to the facehugger.

  • Martin Mooney
    Martin Mooney Month ago

    Hysterical!

  • Starkai
    Starkai Month ago

    I enjoyed the Russel Crowe Robin Hood movie. Fight me

  • Peter Vlčko
    Peter Vlčko Month ago

    we can with calm mind say that Ridley still do movies to make people leave cinema before movie ends
    and all we can do about it is fingering proper middle fingering

  • D Angus
    D Angus Month ago

    lol hit the mark with the kenny powers part! love you guys.

  • daveslow84
    daveslow84 Month ago

    gawd damn that fleewt

  • Nova Rampag3
    Nova Rampag3 Month ago

    Hey this movie was pretty good all things considered

  • Forst Efter
    Forst Efter Month ago +1

    "i´ll do the fingering." rofl

  • Anders R
    Anders R Month ago

    how can you find this worse than the new star wars?

  • Robert Christenson
    Robert Christenson Month ago

    do doom 2016!

  • Hue Lu
    Hue Lu Month ago

    yeap, when you meet this kind of aliens, better run or burn them!!!!!

  • Hue Lu
    Hue Lu Month ago

    yeap, when you meet this kind of aliens, better run or burn them!!!!!

  • JohnJaggerJack
    JohnJaggerJack Month ago

    I've notice a clear decrease in movie writing and argumentation in these following years, apparently usa citizen are that dumb to notice that writers don't even have to put the effort anymore...

  • Dr Phot
    Dr Phot Month ago

    Gladiator was amazing!

  • Justin Watkins
    Justin Watkins Month ago

    Ridley Scott was too worried about making critcs happy instead of making the movie he wanted

  • Lance Uppercut
    Lance Uppercut Month ago

    Picard did better 👍

  • Ganda Gandara
    Ganda Gandara Month ago

    I wouldn't consider Alien 3 to be bad. I loved Alien 4 back then but rewatching it was like meh? Still not as bad as Covenant, though. And I was surprised Whedon helmed it (who I didn't know 20 years ago).

  • Daniel Barron
    Daniel Barron Month ago

    Walter and David made the movie amazing

  • Araxie Rose
    Araxie Rose Month ago

    "Y'know, maybe these aren't colonist. Maybe Earth has a secret program to deport the world's biggest morons."
    Dude, if that were true, we are currently kicking out the wrong people.

  • medic6817
    medic6817 Month ago

    James Franco std?😂😂😂

  • Javier Amestoy Lapuente

    Ridley Scott, I want my money back.

  • robert20351
    robert20351 Month ago

    Say " There are no wrong holes only wrong people"

  • Matthew Kersten
    Matthew Kersten Month ago

    Plot filler movie

  • RJ Ophe
    RJ Ophe Month ago

    The most hilarious honest trailer I've seen.
    "Earth has a secret program to deport world's biggest morons! "🤣🤣

  • Jose Nieves
    Jose Nieves Month ago +1

    Please say: This Time It's War

  • heathenbreathinfire

    androids: "This one time, in Xenomorph camp..."

  • Branden apexo
    Branden apexo 2 months ago

    Let’s be honest this movie was “8 Stooges In Space”

  • megowusu0
    megowusu0 2 months ago

    Alien Vs Predator next!!!!!!

  • TsukiraAquarius
    TsukiraAquarius 2 months ago

    Technically those are pipes. A true flute is played from the side rather than down the front like an oboe.

  • CPPpotkustartti
    CPPpotkustartti 2 months ago

    Yes, these Colonists were probably selected and sent to planet with Xenomorph by people who knew what would happen. Earth Goverment/s were pretty shitty in Alien stories, and then they got to Earth...

  • Enrique
    Enrique 2 months ago

    Alien 3 directors cut all day

  • Brains before BS
    Brains before BS 2 months ago

    REBOOT

  • TheMaster1
    TheMaster1 2 months ago

    I don't mind the so-called "philosophical wanking". It's good to be reminded that not all members of our species are worthless, drooling sheep who care for nothing beyond simple pleasures and childish want.

  • John C
    John C 2 months ago

    I like Prometheus and Covenant. Sure they are a bit dumb but Fassbender is sensational in them.

  • One-Eye
    One-Eye 2 months ago

    Even with her overbite and terrible Asian schoolboy haircut I still find Katherine Waterston very attractive in this movie.

  • Not Available
    Not Available 2 months ago

    Someone had to challenge Anchorman's reigning flute title, sadly it was in an Alien movie.

  • Mhao Yeager
    Mhao Yeager 2 months ago

    Do Home Alone !!!!!

  • Orwell Jones Laeddis
    Orwell Jones Laeddis 2 months ago

    *Sees a nuke coming, and country roads playing* Hey, that's John Denver!

  • Vazeyo
    Vazeyo 2 months ago

    2:00

  • Squirtle Squirtle
    Squirtle Squirtle 2 months ago +11

    Its a great movie in spite of some superficial flaws. Those who dont like it typically have missed the point completely. There has been so much fixation on the origin of the xenomorph and the lack of practical effects, but such things are hardly central to the plot of this movie. The movie is actually about creation, and specifically the dangers of the human pursuit of artificial intelligence. Unlike the original Alien movies in which the antagonist is quite obviously the xenomorph, these prequel movies explore the conflict between people and artificial intelligence aware of its own superiority over the masters it serves. There is nothing uninteresting about this movie. I would argue that David is easily the MOST interesting character in the entire Alien franchise!

    • Lauren Greenlee
      Lauren Greenlee Month ago +2

      I agree with every word you said....Sure, the characters in Prometheus and Alien:Covenant did make some ridiculously stupid decisions, but I don't understand how that ruins the whole story for people. I didn't like that Prometheus veered so far away from the original Alien films, until Covenant came out and now I love the whole creation storyline with Gods and Man and Androids. These movies are much more intelligent than the original films, in that the original films main plots were pretty much to just survive the attack from the Aliens... In spite of the painfully ignorant crew members, I think it's an interesting story... just my opinion guys, and I know most ppl completely disagree. I just hope they finish the story, I'm going to be so bummed if they don't.

  • Jenny Morgan
    Jenny Morgan 2 months ago

    2:20 "Maybe these aren't colonists. Maybe the Earth has a secret program to deport the worlds biggest morons." THIS! Would actually explain a lot. :)

  • Harry Turner
    Harry Turner 2 months ago

    I don’t want to watch this movie anymore

  • Frank Sorry
    Frank Sorry 2 months ago

    [that thumbs up emoji forever]

  • LAMLM24/7/365
    LAMLM24/7/365 2 months ago

    lmmfao!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, they need to make an engineer movie.

  • tyrone biggums
    tyrone biggums 2 months ago

    I stopped watching after someone slipped off the blood puddle the 2nd time

  • urban cza
    urban cza 2 months ago

    Add Predator to the list of sh!tty movies that started out great

  • MattressSwayze
    MattressSwayze 2 months ago

    "Michael Fassbender" Jack and Jills it" bahahahaha

  • GRADY FROST
    GRADY FROST 2 months ago

    Say trains

  • awoken god
    awoken god 2 months ago

    *ALMOST HEAVEN*

  • John Starkie
    John Starkie 2 months ago

    Alien Covenant is firmly in my bottom ten films.

  • Markus-Hermann Koch
    Markus-Hermann Koch 2 months ago

    So David created the facehuggers? How did so many eggs arrive inside that ancient (?) engineer ship seen in the original Alien movie?

  • Tony Corrales
    Tony Corrales 2 months ago

    please do black swan

  • Richard Bruno
    Richard Bruno 2 months ago

    chick

  • Rafael Alódio
    Rafael Alódio 2 months ago

    I know this came out a year ago, but "know one stands out..." Whatfuck? Michael Fassbender as David is fantastic and memorable.

  • Sammy Last Name
    Sammy Last Name 2 months ago

    Okay but 4:19 was funny as fuck

  • advi sesh
    advi sesh 2 months ago

    3:17 *watch me I'll do the fingering* -- Michael Fassbender saying to Michael Fassbender.

  • one Kitty
    one Kitty 2 months ago

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  • Wreck 55
    Wreck 55 2 months ago

    I thought it was great and I think people will be annoyed if Ridley Scott stoped making these movies

  • Sky Cendre
    Sky Cendre 2 months ago

    I don't know if the Screen Junkies team will ever read this comment, but in case they will, then _thank you_ for saying that this movie sucks. Deeply and dearly thank you.