Honest Trailers - Alien: Covenant

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  • Published on Aug 8, 2017
  • Return to space for the movie that made the Alien franchise officially have more bad movies than good - Alien Covenant!
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    Voiceover Narration by Jon Bailey: thexvid.com/user/jon3pnt0
    Title design by Robert Holtby

    Series Created by Andy Signore - twitter.com/andysignore & Brett Weiner
    Executive Producer - Andy Signore
    Producers - Dan Murrell, Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Michael Bolton, Christina Kline
    Written by Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell & Andy Signore
    Edited by Kevin Williamsen and TJ Nordaker

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Comments • 9 108

  • llriv
    llriv 11 hours ago

    *Watches trailer*
    "Wait. Why is there a....actually, nevermind, I realized that I don't care.

  • Daniel Grimes
    Daniel Grimes Day ago

    weird movie...never you get the sense of what is about ...so many problems ...still ok i give it 6.5 out of 10

  • Gates of Gergovia
    Gates of Gergovia 2 days ago

    That movie ticks every single cultural marxist box there is.

  • KOBRAMASTER
    KOBRAMASTER 5 days ago

    Stat trek rules

  • carlos lennox
    carlos lennox 5 days ago

    Deporting retards...😂

  • PhantomPain74 MZR
    PhantomPain74 MZR 6 days ago

    So good man
    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • Joan Ruiz Jacob
    Joan Ruiz Jacob 7 days ago

    I don't care what people say: best alien movie since Aliens

  • michael stewart
    michael stewart 7 days ago

    Wouldn't this be Alien 6?😳

  • FIDIRONU
    FIDIRONU 8 days ago

    Wait. _Flute playing_ is your problem? 😳
    Not the two men sucking face?? 😳😳
    Wow. We need the apocalyose - now!
    Come on WWIII. It's time, and I'm ready... 🙏

  • Dzve Rave
    Dzve Rave 9 days ago

    Excellent says it all

  • Cozysquire
    Cozysquire 13 days ago

    Say it's a recorder not a flute

  • Akshay Anand
    Akshay Anand 14 days ago

    Ripley, Believe Me, She's NOT!
    HAHAHAHAHA

  • James Jaymore
    James Jaymore 17 days ago

    "Watch me i'lll do the fingering..."
    WHHAATT!!! It's never the same again from here...

  • William Nichols
    William Nichols 19 days ago

    Free Willy is a classic. Do it !

  • Thomas
    Thomas 19 days ago

    Alien 3 was not so great, it was in development hell for years with so many rewrites and overwrites that the paper devolved into chestburster for those involved. Though I hated Newt, it was a raw and wrong way to kill em off after the prior movies rescues. If you think it's great, fine, but you got lucky, it was almost a wooden satellite with monks instead.

  • Thomas
    Thomas 19 days ago

    Why would you look into the egg?! Deported for being the biggest morons

  • André Batista
    André Batista 20 days ago

    3:20 HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAA

  • Victor VonDoom
    Victor VonDoom 22 days ago +1

    "Maybe Earth has a secret program to deport the world's biggest morons". Best theory about Covenant that I've heard yet and the only one that really makes any sense.

  • Joyce Anne De Guzman
    Joyce Anne De Guzman 23 days ago

    Alien 6 prometheus 3

  • Rick y Flor
    Rick y Flor 23 days ago

    This movie was so bad that they couldnˈt even do a good honest trailer.

  • Gulya Swift
    Gulya Swift 24 days ago

    Flute part 👏👏🤣

  • Brandon K
    Brandon K 25 days ago +1

    I was about to watch this again, thank you for helping me to see the error of my ways.

  • Professor Fez
    Professor Fez 26 days ago +1

    PS - We retitled the film "David the mad scientist plays with himself"

  • Professor Fez
    Professor Fez 26 days ago

    We made really good practical effects and alien models...........Then we took the all out and replaced them with crappy CGI

  • DONTUO Harris
    DONTUO Harris 27 days ago

    Yep...Seen enough, saved me two hours of misery...

  • Rex Transformation
    Rex Transformation Month ago +1

    How flipping awkward was that flute sequence??

  • Sanel Šabanovič
    Sanel Šabanovič Month ago

    World bigests morons.... 😝😝😝 Yeah thats my opinion on residents of U.S.

  • lunatiksAlterEgo
    lunatiksAlterEgo Month ago

    say what you wanna say about Alien 3 but atleast they had a different way of killing the xeno. Death by molten lead.

  • Nathan Evans
    Nathan Evans Month ago

    This movie was good, fight me!

  • swarnak Ray
    swarnak Ray Month ago

    That movie was so lame

  • freddybeer
    freddybeer Month ago +1

    Alien Covenant FACTS. 1. Smart people are actually stupid in this film. 2. Andriods are more interesting to Ridley Scott than the xenomorph. 3. The more GORE the producers throw at the screen, the more they think they've satisfied the fan base. 4. The script holds up better if you don't question it. 5. Look, facehuggers! Forget there ever WAS a Queen! 6. Isn't Michael Fassbender a great actor? (yes, he is) 7. Are you trying to tie this into the other films? Don't bother. 8. etc. etc. etc.

  • Radio Haven
    Radio Haven Month ago

    Alien 3 was great.

  • Shaidyn
    Shaidyn Month ago +1

    I turned this movie off about 20 minutes. I think it was after three or four things children wouldn't be dumb enough to do were done by a group of scientists.

  • Bruce Adams
    Bruce Adams Month ago

    You guys ALWAYS hit the nail on the head with every movie you review and never fail to point out LITERALLY all the issues that I have with these movies. The movie industry could do SO MUCH BETTER if they ran stuff by you guys before releasing their abortions to the public. Also you guys give praise where its due as well like in Thor: Ragnarok. Thank you guys for everything you do! You are somehow able to salvage my time and money from seeing a GOD AWEFUL movie that I felt bad about seeing and then I come home and watch your Honest Trailer of it and suddenly I am almost glad I saw it just so I could watch your rundown of how bad it was! The views and likes speak for themselves.
    Have you guys thought of teaming up with HISHE? I usually watch both of your skits about a movie back to back.

  • Julio CaesarTM
    Julio CaesarTM Month ago +1

    3:19 that's what she said

  • Doge Doge
    Doge Doge Month ago

    2:25: True.

  • the alaskan
    the alaskan Month ago

    Please say "Get your finger outta there! "

  • manoj joshi
    manoj joshi Month ago

    I knew the movie would suck as soon as I saw the "windsails"

  • Miklós Szekeres
    Miklós Szekeres Month ago +1

    Which crew was the dumbest? Prometheus or Covenant?

  • sidujjaman shuvo
    sidujjaman shuvo Month ago

    Do the predator 2018.....

  • Lindsey Lugo
    Lindsey Lugo Month ago

    It's a recorder not a flute dumbass.

  • Wolverine
    Wolverine Month ago

    Oh come one , Terminator Genisys was ok

  • Andrew Bills
    Andrew Bills 2 months ago

    My wife says that's not a flute. Its a recorder.

  • G.I. Geno
    G.I. Geno 2 months ago

    Coming in February:
    Alien 6:
    Prometheus 3:
    Covenant 2

  • james kushman
    james kushman 2 months ago

    Damnit man, Alien 5:Prometheus 2
    Gg

  • Kirby Waite
    Kirby Waite 2 months ago

    This hilarious script makes me think of Spaceghost.

  • Mayuresh Manjarekar
    Mayuresh Manjarekar 2 months ago

    Do supernatural

  • Olufolarin Oduntan
    Olufolarin Oduntan 2 months ago

    Another sci-fi movie franchise that needs a J.J. Abrams to save it.

  • Del Alicanto
    Del Alicanto 2 months ago

    Alien 3 its a masterpiece. Alien convenant its worst than Troll 2

  • vincent salt
    vincent salt 2 months ago

    😂😂😂😂

  • Nana Yaw
    Nana Yaw 2 months ago

    Been looking for this movie to watch for ages. Any link will be appreciated... Ignore after 2018

  • truestory
    truestory 2 months ago

    I watched this in cinema. I was embarrassed for the movie.

  • Hobarth McShane
    Hobarth McShane 2 months ago

    00:02 I thought the S was a warning for "Shit Show."

  • Seawolf 127
    Seawolf 127 2 months ago

    Say: ''Watch me I''ll do the fingering''

  • BeezOne84
    BeezOne84 2 months ago

    Remember, Hollywood denied Jodorowsky his Dune but approved Scott's Covenant.

  • Biljana Malesevic
    Biljana Malesevic 2 months ago

    Best honest trailer so far! I was lajghing out loud.

  • aishwary awasthi
    aishwary awasthi 2 months ago

    2:22 My favourite part that , these are not colonist but earth’s secret program to kick out morons

  • Soma Yukihira
    Soma Yukihira 2 months ago +2

    Flute: Covenant

  • Rahma Hagoog
    Rahma Hagoog 2 months ago

    Me and the epic voice guy crucked at the same time at "i'll do the fingering"

  • terry fernandez
    terry fernandez 2 months ago

    DATA and LORE, picard at the end!! STAR TREK TNG the best of all time!

  • K Jackson
    K Jackson 2 months ago

    "Starring...Data and Lore!"

  • Spax Ditlhase
    Spax Ditlhase 2 months ago

    "Why would you look in the egg?" 😂😂😂😂

  • menemerc
    menemerc 2 months ago

    this movie so forgettable, i even forgot that i saw the honest trailer... 3 times

  • Joshua Abraham
    Joshua Abraham 2 months ago

    Still no 1980's "Wall Street" trailer? damn...

  • Cynthia Weber
    Cynthia Weber 3 months ago

    “watch me, i’ll do the fingering”
    omfg i cried 🤣

  • Adarsh Singh
    Adarsh Singh 3 months ago

    "Maybe it's a secret program to deport all the morons!"😂

  • Abhinav Shukla
    Abhinav Shukla 3 months ago

    I lost it at "fingering" 😂😂😂😂

  • Patricia Yusda
    Patricia Yusda 3 months ago

    Friggin laughed so hard at, "I'll do the fingering." I am wearing my coffee.

  • WesMordine
    WesMordine 3 months ago

    I liked it!

  • Gamechanger Productions

    Alien 3 was good.

  • stabenheimer
    stabenheimer 3 months ago

    xenomorph isn't their name. it is a description.

  • Carms C.P.
    Carms C.P. 3 months ago

    "Freshman philosophy class" YEAH!

  • Drew Campbell
    Drew Campbell 3 months ago

    RATED S FOR SHITTY.

  • Lucitaur
    Lucitaur 3 months ago

    What the...
    Alien 3 is a GOOD movie!
    Not movie's fault loud-mouth fan-tards forgot that Alien is a horror IP and wanted Ripley to play house with Newt and Hicks.

  • silver surfer
    silver surfer 3 months ago

    What's your I.Q level? Stick to reviewing Transformers ...

  • Jason Godfrey
    Jason Godfrey 3 months ago

    I tuned out everything about the movie while counting the seconds until the Picard flute connection was made... 120.

  • Sidhartha Bhalla
    Sidhartha Bhalla 3 months ago

    Alien 5, Prometheus 2 😂

  • Liz P
    Liz P 3 months ago

    1:00 or just "sucking it" 😉

  • Panzerkeks 85
    Panzerkeks 85 3 months ago

    „I did not expect to associate the Alien Franchise with flute playing“... that line killed me 😂😂😂

  • hhwhitewolf009
    hhwhitewolf009 3 months ago

    ???? robin hood and the counselor was good

  • Damian
    Damian 3 months ago

    flute!

    • Damian
      Damian 3 months ago

      cant beat Picard though

  • TriCore 9
    TriCore 9 3 months ago

    I wanted to like and love this movie, but in the end it became part of my (mental) list of "worst modern movies I have ever seen". Horrible color balance, horrible storyline, horrible characters, a dumb angry headbutting alien, and boring rebelling androids with an 'Evil' A.I. and I absolutely was looking forward to it... Very dissapointing movie.

  • Jake Thompson
    Jake Thompson 3 months ago

    That's not a flute

  • TheFourthWinchester
    TheFourthWinchester 3 months ago +1

    Prometheus was bad, but Covenant makes it look like a masterpiece. Even the camerawork was way better in Prometheus.

  • Sky Snow
    Sky Snow 3 months ago

    I haven't seen somebody slip that many times on a single blood puddle since the walking dead game.

  • KraizieNaibeiTV
    KraizieNaibeiTV 3 months ago +1

    Watch me,ill do the fingering..hahaha

  • THE META
    THE META 3 months ago

    i'm convinced that horror movies don't exist in horror movies because if they did there is no way people would do the dumb bullshit they do

  • Kyle Mouttet
    Kyle Mouttet 3 months ago

    3:12 - reminds me of what i thought when i first heard some music from Eluveitie

  • dahelmang
    dahelmang 3 months ago

    I was enjoying Prometheus until I realised it it was an Alien prequel.

  • Winter Now
    Winter Now 3 months ago

    "Take a look" - was David talking to the captain..or to the facehugger.

  • Martin Mooney
    Martin Mooney 3 months ago

    Hysterical!

  • Starkai
    Starkai 3 months ago

    I enjoyed the Russel Crowe Robin Hood movie. Fight me

  • Peter Vlčko
    Peter Vlčko 3 months ago

    we can with calm mind say that Ridley still do movies to make people leave cinema before movie ends
    and all we can do about it is fingering proper middle fingering

  • D Angus
    D Angus 3 months ago

    lol hit the mark with the kenny powers part! love you guys.

  • daveslow84
    daveslow84 4 months ago

    gawd damn that fleewt

  • Nova Rampag3
    Nova Rampag3 4 months ago

    Hey this movie was pretty good all things considered

  • Forst Efter
    Forst Efter 4 months ago +1

    "i´ll do the fingering." rofl

  • Anders R
    Anders R 4 months ago

    how can you find this worse than the new star wars?

  • Robert Christenson
    Robert Christenson 4 months ago

    do doom 2016!

  • Hue Lu
    Hue Lu 4 months ago

    yeap, when you meet this kind of aliens, better run or burn them!!!!!