Honest Trailers - Alien: Covenant

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  • Published on Aug 8, 2017
  • Return to space for the movie that made the Alien franchise officially have more bad movies than good - Alien Covenant!
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    Title design by Robert Holtby

    Series Created by Andy Signore - twitter.com/andysignore & Brett Weiner
    Executive Producer - Andy Signore
    Producers - Dan Murrell, Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Michael Bolton, Christina Kline
    Written by Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell & Andy Signore
    Edited by Kevin Williamsen and TJ Nordaker

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Comments • 9 112

  • toh ping Tiang
    toh ping Tiang 7 days ago

    He promised he'll pull out in case of trouble. He just need some time travelling aliens now.

  • Hermione Gangrene
    Hermione Gangrene 13 days ago

    By the way I'll do the fingering.

  • Hermione Gangrene
    Hermione Gangrene 13 days ago

    Freshman philosophy? Did you mean fallout new Vegas?



    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHOTS FIRED

  • Hermione Gangrene
    Hermione Gangrene 13 days ago

    Thanks honest voice.. honest.. trailer guy! I love these videos!

  • Flat Line
    Flat Line 14 days ago

    2m25sec lol

  • V M
    V M 17 days ago

    The obvious conclusion is that Ridley Scott , made a movie about Nazi's using David as the Aryn prop. Prometheus & Covenant are little more than a back drop for the rise & inévitable fall of David cloned into a young Hitler; the Aliens as Nazi's . This BS is little more than an 'ode' by Scott to White Supremacy ..Is Ridley now a White Supremacist or was he always.. Genocide , Human experiments, the Occult, White Mans God Complex.. Giant White Engineers as creators. Both films are laughable & extremely terrible and extremely racist. Is or has Scott always been a Nazi lover. Cue Wagner.. Hitlers Favourite Composer

  • James Frank
    James Frank 19 days ago

    I mean after you lost crewmembers from the ion storm, the focus should have been more intense on making it to your primary destination. The final part of the flight plan for Apollo 13 was splashdown, and they made sure they completed that objective by scrapping the rest of it after the explosion. By venturing off on an unexplored unknown planet, you endangered the entire colony mission, when you should have reported the transmission back to W-Y and gone back into hypersleep.

  • a cats
    a cats 19 days ago

    people blaming this on Ridley but most of the problems were caused by fans wanting xenos making him skip lots of stuff

  • a cats
    a cats 19 days ago

    still better than aliens

  • Brenda Shea
    Brenda Shea 21 day ago

    why would David need to dye his hair??? (me as I walk out)

  • René Vilandt
    René Vilandt 21 day ago

    A movie with a few great scenes and the potential to be great, but the director insisted on continuing on everything that made Prometheus awful. Dumb people we can't take serious in a movie that's supposed to be a horror movie. So sad Ridley insist on driving the Alien franshise to the ground.

  • ShivJ16
    ShivJ16 21 day ago

    LMAO Jussie Smollett was in this movie

  • Licht AmSchluusseln
    Licht AmSchluusseln 22 days ago

    I miss Ripley.

  • NO1971. XTREME
    NO1971. XTREME 25 days ago

    hi

  • Wilson Combatgirl
    Wilson Combatgirl 26 days ago

    Aliens and the skin flute don't mix well.🙄

  • Skete
    Skete 26 days ago

    3:16 😂😂😂

  • Adams Lee
    Adams Lee 28 days ago +1

    Jussie Smollett was in this movie?? Tf

  • G. T. Void
    G. T. Void 29 days ago

    Why Ridley, why? You did "White Squall" and are deeply referenced in Q.

  • Dragon Ball Super
    Dragon Ball Super Month ago

    Please do team 4star

  • AndersonNeo12
    AndersonNeo12 Month ago

    3:19 That`s what she said :D

  • Nakatomi Uk
    Nakatomi Uk Month ago

    The film was so predictable you knew what was coming

  • Emily Hadley
    Emily Hadley Month ago +1

    "Data and Lore" I just can't XD

  • JOSE LUIS GOMEZ RAMIREZ

    I am going to be honest: I think Alien III is better than Aliens in terms of action (alien hunting in prison) (although the whole Ripley pregnant with the queen bit is absurd on hindsight), and I have fond memories of Alien:Resurrection, although it's not a good film. The problem with Prometheus and Alien:Covenant is their intent on being pretentious.

  • R.Y.1/O MaruPhoenix

    Disslike

  • Kruppt808
    Kruppt808 Month ago

    this movie was stupid, this video was hilarious.

  • Prime
    Prime Month ago

    3:20 laugh is the best laugh ever

  • Christian Morrow
    Christian Morrow Month ago

    Not only am I pro clone-fucking, but I love clone-fucking so much I would make a bunch of clones of me just to have an orgy with them. THAT'S how pro clone-fucking I am. -Michael Fassbender, Alien: Covenant

  • EMm
    EMm Month ago

    Wait what? Which is the 5th? I've lost count...

  • MX TW
    MX TW Month ago

    Prometheus was brilliant and visually stunning. Ridley should have stuck to his guns and continued the path of the Sci-Fi poem

  • Etrigan
    Etrigan 2 months ago

    No dragon heart?

  • matt knauf
    matt knauf 2 months ago

    i liked robin hood

  • TexaSS_ ChainSaw_3Dd56
    TexaSS_ ChainSaw_3Dd56 2 months ago +6

    "The emoji movie was the most fascinating and gripping, character-driven masterpiece I have ever seen"

  • kevin loyd
    kevin loyd 2 months ago

    you guys had so much edge!!

  • Richard Lebeda
    Richard Lebeda 2 months ago

    Well, I love each one ALIEN movie. Each one. There is nothing like bad or the worst ALIEN movie for me. And the flute sequence is just pure communication between bishops and their speech is on whole another level so it has it is own place in this movie and it makes them more creepy and so different from people.

  • Lauren D
    Lauren D 2 months ago

    God, the new CGI puts no care into the realism of the aliens. I loved the old puppets/costumes. Superior in every way. As was the plot, acting, direction, atmosphere, music, EVERYTHING.

  • Big guy 31601
    Big guy 31601 2 months ago

    Spoilers+bad movie=don't give a @#$&.

  • brovold72
    brovold72 2 months ago

    There were no flutes in this film. Didn't any of you go to an American or UK elementary school?

  • Maria Pb
    Maria Pb 2 months ago

    I'll do the fingering." I actually cried from laughing!!!!!!!!!

  • Robert McCutcheon
    Robert McCutcheon 2 months ago

    am I in the minority in that i liked this movie.

  • soundofeighthooves
    soundofeighthooves 2 months ago

    i kinda liked it though

  • Carter Dahl
    Carter Dahl 2 months ago

    Now that Ghostbusters has been run into the ground and Terminator has been run into the ground and and Alien has been run into the ground and Predator has been run into the ground get ready for the rest of Star Wars to be run into the ground

  • Billy The diK
    Billy The diK 2 months ago +1

    Alien 5 - Prometheus 2 broke me completely. xD

  • Jamoni Arnold
    Jamoni Arnold 2 months ago

    DO LEGEND OF THE FALL

  • Fire eater 9107
    Fire eater 9107 2 months ago

    Wait. There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive! No wonder people keep invading you.

  • Maria Cecilia Ballesteros Gonzales

    I don't hate these last alien films, they are ok as standalone films, but pale as part of the alien franchise

  • llriv
    llriv 3 months ago

    *Watches trailer*
    "Wait. Why is there a....actually, nevermind, I realized that I don't care.

  • Daniel Grimes
    Daniel Grimes 3 months ago

    weird movie...never you get the sense of what is about ...so many problems ...still ok i give it 6.5 out of 10

  • Gates of Gergovia
    Gates of Gergovia 3 months ago

    That movie ticks every single cultural marxist box there is.

  • KOBRAMASTER
    KOBRAMASTER 3 months ago

    Stat trek rules

  • carlos lennox
    carlos lennox 3 months ago

    Deporting retards...😂

  • PhantomPain74 MZR
    PhantomPain74 MZR 3 months ago

    So good man
    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • Joan Ruiz Jacob
    Joan Ruiz Jacob 3 months ago +1

    I don't care what people say: best alien movie since Aliens

  • michael stewart
    michael stewart 3 months ago

    Wouldn't this be Alien 6?😳

  • FIDIRONU
    FIDIRONU 3 months ago

    Wait. _Flute playing_ is your problem? 😳
    Not the two men sucking face?? 😳😳
    Wow. We need the apocalyose - now!
    Come on WWIII. It's time, and I'm ready... 🙏

  • Dzve Rave
    Dzve Rave 3 months ago

    Excellent says it all

  • Cozysquire
    Cozysquire 3 months ago

    Say it's a recorder not a flute

  • Akshay Anand
    Akshay Anand 3 months ago

    Ripley, Believe Me, She's NOT!
    HAHAHAHAHA

  • James Jaymore
    James Jaymore 3 months ago

    "Watch me i'lll do the fingering..."
    WHHAATT!!! It's never the same again from here...

  • William Nichols
    William Nichols 3 months ago

    Free Willy is a classic. Do it !

  • Thomas
    Thomas 3 months ago

    Alien 3 was not so great, it was in development hell for years with so many rewrites and overwrites that the paper devolved into chestburster for those involved. Though I hated Newt, it was a raw and wrong way to kill em off after the prior movies rescues. If you think it's great, fine, but you got lucky, it was almost a wooden satellite with monks instead.

  • Thomas
    Thomas 3 months ago

    Why would you look into the egg?! Deported for being the biggest morons

  • André Batista
    André Batista 3 months ago

    3:20 HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAA

  • Victor VonDoom
    Victor VonDoom 3 months ago +1

    "Maybe Earth has a secret program to deport the world's biggest morons". Best theory about Covenant that I've heard yet and the only one that really makes any sense.

  • Joyce Anne De Guzman
    Joyce Anne De Guzman 3 months ago

    Alien 6 prometheus 3

  • Rick y Flor
    Rick y Flor 3 months ago

    This movie was so bad that they couldnˈt even do a good honest trailer.

  • Gulya Swift
    Gulya Swift 3 months ago

    Flute part 👏👏🤣

  • Brandon K
    Brandon K 3 months ago +2

    I was about to watch this again, thank you for helping me to see the error of my ways.

  • Professor Fez
    Professor Fez 3 months ago +5

    PS - We retitled the film "David the mad scientist plays with himself"

  • Professor Fez
    Professor Fez 3 months ago

    We made really good practical effects and alien models...........Then we took the all out and replaced them with crappy CGI

  • DONTUO Harris
    DONTUO Harris 3 months ago

    Yep...Seen enough, saved me two hours of misery...

  • Rex Transformation
    Rex Transformation 4 months ago +1

    How flipping awkward was that flute sequence??

  • Sanel Šabanovič
    Sanel Šabanovič 4 months ago

    World bigests morons.... 😝😝😝 Yeah thats my opinion on residents of U.S.

  • lunatiksAlterEgo
    lunatiksAlterEgo 4 months ago

    say what you wanna say about Alien 3 but atleast they had a different way of killing the xeno. Death by molten lead.

  • Nathan Evans
    Nathan Evans 4 months ago +1

    This movie was good, fight me!

  • swarnak Ray
    swarnak Ray 4 months ago

    That movie was so lame

  • freddybeer
    freddybeer 4 months ago +3

    Alien Covenant FACTS. 1. Smart people are actually stupid in this film. 2. Andriods are more interesting to Ridley Scott than the xenomorph. 3. The more GORE the producers throw at the screen, the more they think they've satisfied the fan base. 4. The script holds up better if you don't question it. 5. Look, facehuggers! Forget there ever WAS a Queen! 6. Isn't Michael Fassbender a great actor? (yes, he is) 7. Are you trying to tie this into the other films? Don't bother. 8. etc. etc. etc.

  • Radio Haven
    Radio Haven 4 months ago

    Alien 3 was great.

  • Shaidyn
    Shaidyn 4 months ago +1

    I turned this movie off about 20 minutes. I think it was after three or four things children wouldn't be dumb enough to do were done by a group of scientists.

  • Bruce Adams
    Bruce Adams 4 months ago

    You guys ALWAYS hit the nail on the head with every movie you review and never fail to point out LITERALLY all the issues that I have with these movies. The movie industry could do SO MUCH BETTER if they ran stuff by you guys before releasing their abortions to the public. Also you guys give praise where its due as well like in Thor: Ragnarok. Thank you guys for everything you do! You are somehow able to salvage my time and money from seeing a GOD AWEFUL movie that I felt bad about seeing and then I come home and watch your Honest Trailer of it and suddenly I am almost glad I saw it just so I could watch your rundown of how bad it was! The views and likes speak for themselves.
    Have you guys thought of teaming up with HISHE? I usually watch both of your skits about a movie back to back.

  • Julio CaesarTM
    Julio CaesarTM 4 months ago +1

    3:19 that's what she said

  • The Doge-Emperor of Dogekind

    2:25: True.

  • the alaskan
    the alaskan 4 months ago

    Please say "Get your finger outta there! "

  • manoj joshi
    manoj joshi 4 months ago

    I knew the movie would suck as soon as I saw the "windsails"

  • Miklós Szekeres
    Miklós Szekeres 4 months ago +1

    Which crew was the dumbest? Prometheus or Covenant?

  • sidujjaman shuvo
    sidujjaman shuvo 4 months ago

    Do the predator 2018.....

  • Lindsey Lugo
    Lindsey Lugo 4 months ago

    It's a recorder not a flute dumbass.

  • Graypool
    Graypool 5 months ago

    Oh come one , Terminator Genisys was ok

  • Andrew Bills
    Andrew Bills 5 months ago

    My wife says that's not a flute. Its a recorder.

  • G.I. Geno
    G.I. Geno 5 months ago +1

    Coming in February:
    Alien 6:
    Prometheus 3:
    Covenant 2

  • james kushman
    james kushman 5 months ago

    Damnit man, Alien 5:Prometheus 2
    Gg

  • Kirby Waite
    Kirby Waite 5 months ago

    This hilarious script makes me think of Spaceghost.

  • Mayuresh Manjarekar
    Mayuresh Manjarekar 5 months ago

    Do supernatural

  • Olufolarin Oduntan
    Olufolarin Oduntan 5 months ago

    Another sci-fi movie franchise that needs a J.J. Abrams to save it.

  • Del Alicanto
    Del Alicanto 5 months ago

    Alien 3 its a masterpiece. Alien convenant its worst than Troll 2

  • vincent salt
    vincent salt 5 months ago

    😂😂😂😂

  • Nana Yaw
    Nana Yaw 5 months ago

    Been looking for this movie to watch for ages. Any link will be appreciated... Ignore after 2018

  • truestory
    truestory 5 months ago

    I watched this in cinema. I was embarrassed for the movie.

  • Hobarth McShane
    Hobarth McShane 5 months ago

    00:02 I thought the S was a warning for "Shit Show."

  • Seawolf127 YT
    Seawolf127 YT 5 months ago

    Say: ''Watch me I''ll do the fingering''

  • BeezOne84
    BeezOne84 5 months ago +1

    Remember, Hollywood denied Jodorowsky his Dune but approved Scott's Covenant.