I , like Mike was put off by the doll company using the main platform to push other inferior product lines . What kind of hack frauds would have the nerve to do that?
I got some theories about the My Twin Dolls. #1) RealDolls sex dolls aren't made, they're just My Twin Dolls all grown up. Just like little girls who have daddy issues and become strippers, Twin Dolls have sister issues and become sex dolls when they get older. #2) If it turned out the dolls were made out of real children, and someone found out, would they run through the streets screaming My Twin Dolls are Soylent Green, lol.
The Boy is great. They play it like a completely straight "Supernatural- haunted doll" movie, right up until the scene were someone thinks "just beat the shit out of the doll". Then, they reveal it was actually a "serial killer- hiding just out of sight" movie (the serial killer was doing scooby doo esque trickery to fake a haunting)
So, Vitali Versace has another movie- The Jungle Book: make-a-wish. I know you all hate requests, but PLEASE do a best of the worst with this garbage fire. Please.
I laughed so fucking hard at 26:00-27:32 that it hurts my esophagus to breathe. It looks like I’ve been crying into a pillow. My face is drenched in tears of laughter.
I know this is an old video to comment, but holy shit the wide shot of him standing by himself by the wheel drinking and giggling to himself was a stroke of sheer non-sequitor comedic genius genius. Love all the weird shit like that they always stick in
I can't be the one that thinks the doll on the thumbnail looks exactly like Rose Tico. Look how far she's gone, from a creepy doll to being in a Star Wars movie!.
I can guarantee you that somewhere out there someone made a "how to abduct children" VHS (in fact, probably several someones did so independently of one another). Of course, they wouldn't have had any sort of official distributor, and would have had to simply pass it along person to person.
What if this was a data collection program for child trafficking? They are collecting pictures and addresses of specific little girls and supposedly only building and sending dolls and doing nothing else with that data? I’d be interested to see the statistics of abducted little girls who bought one of these dolls. And yes, I know this is the thought of an insane paranoid person, but somebody had to say it.
I can kind of shed some light on the magic video. A lot of magicians will put these out, and they'll sit in the local magic shop for years. Then some day, that magician might put on a lecture, and out of courtesy, people will buy copies of their videos, even if they're awful.
My grandma had a twin doll of an older cousin. She gave it to him as an adult and he immediately started using it to terrorize his wife. Open a dresser drawer and there it would be. Get in the car and realize it is buckled in next to you. Oddly enough they’re not together anymore.
They should make a twin doll for the twin doll so that girls can play with their doll and imagine that the doll is playing with a doll and the girl's mother can watch and this is utterly insane and horrifying.
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The bottom portion of the wheel of the worst looks like pubes to me. It’s glorious
"Clearly, this lady is a loser. Maybe the biggest loser ever."
From start to finish, THIS WAS THE MOST GOD DAMN FUNNIEST EPISODE OF WOTW!
Yeah definitely one of my favorites.
I've watched this episode at least 20 times but never noticed Jim's wow signal t-shirt until now.
That man is a t-shirt legend.
"Mike, what is the best of the worst"
Me: Mike isn't even here
They’re drinking Leinenkugel Sunset Wheat! 😋🍻
I , like Mike was put off by the doll company using the main platform to push other inferior product lines . What kind of hack frauds would have the nerve to do that?
What happened that jay left and josh came in?
Amazing. I’m drunk as fuck and laughing super hard.
Also the boy isn’t THAT bad
I DOOON'T KNOWWW IF I CAN SAAAAY THAT LETTER...
They should come out with a My Twinn "Mommy".
"You'll never miss her again."
07:10 see Mike's mental illness in sharp relief.
kid escape from child abductors 3:13 Mike laughs
Jim is too pure for this world.
43:02 Jay snuck in a The Jerk reference
Have these guys ever watched Peppermint Park? Cause they should.
2:03 Colin low key looks like Balok’s dummy in the Carbomite Maneuver
OH MY GOD! JOSH REPLACED JAY BAUMAN!
18:19 Rich Evans wanted t s ay "they charge you 250 ducks for the ball", but he got confused.
Just had to add 38:46 as a 'penile code' bookmark
I got some theories about the My Twin Dolls. #1) RealDolls sex dolls aren't made, they're just My Twin Dolls all grown up. Just like little girls who have daddy issues and become strippers, Twin Dolls have sister issues and become sex dolls when they get older. #2) If it turned out the dolls were made out of real children, and someone found out, would they run through the streets screaming My Twin Dolls are Soylent Green, lol.
My video decided to stop and buffer on 44:50. I'll never unsee that face.
Bu...sey...phone...home
Rich loves callbacks
35:10 Thank you Colin.
A beautiful episode and a proud body of work for Mike.
Is he okay?
Theta (P)
(magic) trick(s) you can do! - fucking glorious credits
"It's the necronomicon".. underrated comment by Rich 🤣
i am mildly concerned by how hard i laughed at that "child taxidermy" joke
The bit where Rich Evans' voice slowly rises in pitch has been stuck in my head for weeks.
This video landed on my penile code
I love these videos. Ive had a really bad day and this makes me feel great
This is like a Alcoholics Anonymous® meeting
You’re just shaking a pencil!
The Boy is great. They play it like a completely straight "Supernatural- haunted doll" movie, right up until the scene were someone thinks "just beat the shit out of the doll". Then, they reveal it was actually a "serial killer- hiding just out of sight" movie (the serial killer was doing scooby doo esque trickery to fake a haunting)
I remember those magic tricks being in a Klutz magic tricks book I got when I was 8 or so.
"There was a knife involved, and a shovel." :)
colin always has the best outfits, wow
50:54 the Letters seem out of order?
I need just the picture for "Kid Escape!" for memes...*I NEED IT*
Jim's close-up at 11:53 killed me
dat wow signal shirt. :)
Oh no little sally fell into the skin tone vat and accidentally did blackface! Now everyone hates her and her future/career is ruined!!
The cut to Mike drinking and laughing about the wheel of the worst by himself...
So priceless! LMAO
The credits reminds me of something out of Wonder Showzen.
That lady has a face for ventriloquism.
Why do a ventriloquist act in a taped video? Why not dub the doll afterwards or by a different person?
i would fuck Roseanne any day of the week, sorry guys
So, Vitali Versace has another movie- The Jungle Book: make-a-wish. I know you all hate requests, but PLEASE do a best of the worst with this garbage fire. Please.
the doll inception happening at 14:17 and 15:31 was terrifying
They pronounce doll like 'dowel'. o_0
Must be the Milwaukee accents
i swear to god when Jay and Colin both said "jesus christ" at the same time i thought they were gonna make out
I laughed so fucking hard at 26:00-27:32 that it hurts my esophagus to breathe. It looks like I’ve been crying into a pillow. My face is drenched in tears of laughter.
It could be for Do...
It’s been two and a half years and I still don’t know what the fuck was up with the penile code thing
44:42 she looks like Winona Ryder at the SAG awards.
37:50 “I don’t feel so good...”
Please don't land on the worm tape again
I know this is an old video to comment, but holy shit the wide shot of him standing by himself by the wheel drinking and giggling to himself was a stroke of sheer non-sequitor comedic genius genius. Love all the weird shit like that they always stick in
Jim’s shirt is everything
45:30 ‘RED RUM, RED RUM...’
The My twin thing is actually an episode of R.L. Stein's the haunting hour. Season one I believe. The doll tries to become the girl
I can't be the one that thinks the doll on the thumbnail looks exactly like Rose Tico. Look how far she's gone, from a creepy doll to being in a Star Wars movie!.
I can guarantee you that somewhere out there someone made a "how to abduct children" VHS (in fact, probably several someones did so independently of one another). Of course, they wouldn't have had any sort of official distributor, and would have had to simply pass it along person to person.
a review of Archer is do
That magician video was legitimately depressing.
I almost want them to make a doll that looks like me so I can fuck with my friends.
i am sure you can fuck with your friends without the doll if you ask them nicely
YOU GUYS ARE MEAN I REALLY LIKED THE MAGIC GUY THE QUARTER THING WAS REALLY COOL
You can't google "cowboy hat" before the internet!
What if this was a data collection program for child trafficking? They are collecting pictures and addresses of specific little girls and supposedly only building and sending dolls and doing nothing else with that data? I’d be interested to see the statistics of abducted little girls who bought one of these dolls. And yes, I know this is the thought of an insane paranoid person, but somebody had to say it.
You fuckers you almost made me choke on my coke.
A for Harambe
It is really killing me that I can't place the name of the stupid song playing over the intro. Someone help me. Is it a NoFX song?
Jay really nailed that ending.
"Some are so FUCKING weird..." I crack up every single time.
What if someone had twin daughters that were conjoined at the head? Would they take a blowtorch and heat up two doll heads and fuse them together?
gotta practacise
I like how Jay replaced himself with his My Twinn doll and no one noticed
Practice Practice Prack? tis
I have a doll, it looks like me, and my doll copy has a doll, it was my doll before..... this sucks!
wait why is the one canadian wearing a proud boys shirt
Wil Wheaton: Toaster Punk is the best title ever
I love how one of Jay's Alcoholisms is breaking beer bottles
They were way too offended by the magician. hilarious.
pretty sure his intended audience was children...
Its amazing that you guys can turn short crappy videos into comedic gold
I can kind of shed some light on the magic video. A lot of magicians will put these out, and they'll sit in the local magic shop for years. Then some day, that magician might put on a lecture, and out of courtesy, people will buy copies of their videos, even if they're awful.
23:45
23:15
22:45
50:50 Thanks to Ms. Udderly, I now know it's "S,R,T"
My grandma had a twin doll of an older cousin. She gave it to him as an adult and he immediately started using it to terrorize his wife. Open a dresser drawer and there it would be. Get in the car and realize it is buckled in next to you. Oddly enough they’re not together anymore.
They should make a twin doll for the twin doll so that girls can play with their doll and imagine that the doll is playing with a doll and the girl's mother can watch and this is utterly insane and horrifying.
I certainly hope he's dead
The woman said "F F F - U U U U"
I agree.
Jay ordered a My Twinn and they sent him a captain America action figure
I was thinking that they sent him a doll larger than himself.
This is my favorite episode. I love Mikes descent into madness. Awl D Best
Few things are as funny as imagining Mike, hammered and talking to hallucinations, saying a young ginger child has a fucked grill
All those bottles falling over reminds me of the sound when I shift too much in my bed while I'm asleep
48:13 after re-watching I just noticed the F U 🤣🤣🤣