So, Vitali Versace has another movie- The Jungle Book: make-a-wish. I know you all hate requests, but PLEASE do a best of the worst with this garbage fire. Please.
I laughed so fucking hard at 26:00-27:32 that it hurts my esophagus to breathe. It looks like I’ve been crying into a pillow. My face is drenched in tears of laughter.
I know this is an old video to comment, but holy shit the wide shot of him standing by himself by the wheel drinking and giggling to himself was a stroke of sheer non-sequitor comedic genius genius. Love all the weird shit like that they always stick in
I can't be the one that thinks the doll on the thumbnail looks exactly like Rose Tico. Look how far she's gone, from a creepy doll to being in a Star Wars movie!.
I can guarantee you that somewhere out there someone made a "how to abduct children" VHS (in fact, probably several someones did so independently of one another). Of course, they wouldn't have had any sort of official distributor, and would have had to simply pass it along person to person.
What if this was a data collection program for child trafficking? They are collecting pictures and addresses of specific little girls and supposedly only building and sending dolls and doing nothing else with that data? I’d be interested to see the statistics of abducted little girls who bought one of these dolls. And yes, I know this is the thought of an insane paranoid person, but somebody had to say it.
I can kind of shed some light on the magic video. A lot of magicians will put these out, and they'll sit in the local magic shop for years. Then some day, that magician might put on a lecture, and out of courtesy, people will buy copies of their videos, even if they're awful.
My grandma had a twin doll of an older cousin. She gave it to him as an adult and he immediately started using it to terrorize his wife. Open a dresser drawer and there it would be. Get in the car and realize it is buckled in next to you. Oddly enough they’re not together anymore.
They should make a twin doll for the twin doll so that girls can play with their doll and imagine that the doll is playing with a doll and the girl's mother can watch and this is utterly insane and horrifying.
Any time Jim laughs, it's like the joy is literally trying to ESCAPE the furthest reaches of the deadpan realm and then losing that fight horribly, dying off into nothingness. I love every second of it.
You ever just like zone out of the video when you go to another toab to do something, than come back and their talking about how Rosanne is brainwashing kids to get their heads turned into bugs so that they can stuff their bodies and sell them as My Twin? Really weird.
Seeing Jay and Collin together in this episode just fuels my research that Canada is just an Alternate Reality America that dimensional shifted into our universe
colin always has the best outfits, wow
50:54 the Letters seem out of order?
I need just the picture for "Kid Escape!" for memes...*I NEED IT*
Jim's close-up at 11:53 killed me
dat wow signal shirt. :)
Oh no little sally fell into the skin tone vat and accidentally did blackface! Now everyone hates her and her future/career is ruined!!
The cut to Mike drinking and laughing about the wheel of the worst by himself...
So priceless! LMAO
The credits reminds me of something out of Wonder Showzen.
That lady has a face for ventriloquism.
Why do a ventriloquist act in a taped video? Why not dub the doll afterwards or by a different person?
i would fuck Roseanne any day of the week, sorry guys
So, Vitali Versace has another movie- The Jungle Book: make-a-wish. I know you all hate requests, but PLEASE do a best of the worst with this garbage fire. Please.
the doll inception happening at 14:17 and 15:31 was terrifying
They pronounce doll like 'dowel'. o_0
Must be the Milwaukee accents
i swear to god when Jay and Colin both said "jesus christ" at the same time i thought they were gonna make out
I laughed so fucking hard at 26:00-27:32 that it hurts my esophagus to breathe. It looks like I’ve been crying into a pillow. My face is drenched in tears of laughter.
It could be for Do...
It’s been two and a half years and I still don’t know what the fuck was up with the penile code thing
44:42 she looks like Winona Ryder at the SAG awards.
37:50 “I don’t feel so good...”
Please don't land on the worm tape again
I know this is an old video to comment, but holy shit the wide shot of him standing by himself by the wheel drinking and giggling to himself was a stroke of sheer non-sequitor comedic genius genius. Love all the weird shit like that they always stick in
Jim’s shirt is everything
45:30 ‘RED RUM, RED RUM...’
The My twin thing is actually an episode of R.L. Stein's the haunting hour. Season one I believe. The doll tries to become the girl
I can't be the one that thinks the doll on the thumbnail looks exactly like Rose Tico. Look how far she's gone, from a creepy doll to being in a Star Wars movie!.
I can guarantee you that somewhere out there someone made a "how to abduct children" VHS (in fact, probably several someones did so independently of one another). Of course, they wouldn't have had any sort of official distributor, and would have had to simply pass it along person to person.
a review of Archer is do
That magician video was legitimately depressing.
I almost want them to make a doll that looks like me so I can fuck with my friends.
i am sure you can fuck with your friends without the doll if you ask them nicely
YOU GUYS ARE MEAN I REALLY LIKED THE MAGIC GUY THE QUARTER THING WAS REALLY COOL
You can't google "cowboy hat" before the internet!
What if this was a data collection program for child trafficking? They are collecting pictures and addresses of specific little girls and supposedly only building and sending dolls and doing nothing else with that data? I’d be interested to see the statistics of abducted little girls who bought one of these dolls. And yes, I know this is the thought of an insane paranoid person, but somebody had to say it.
You fuckers you almost made me choke on my coke.
A for Harambe
It is really killing me that I can't place the name of the stupid song playing over the intro. Someone help me. Is it a NoFX song?
Jay really nailed that ending.
"Some are so FUCKING weird..." I crack up every single time.
What if someone had twin daughters that were conjoined at the head? Would they take a blowtorch and heat up two doll heads and fuse them together?
gotta practacise
I like how Jay replaced himself with his My Twinn doll and no one noticed
Practice Practice Prack? tis
I have a doll, it looks like me, and my doll copy has a doll, it was my doll before..... this sucks!
wait why is the one canadian wearing a proud boys shirt
I thought that alphabet video was fine, I can imagine a young kid liking it
Wil Wheaton: Toaster Punk is the best title ever
I love how one of Jay's Alcoholisms is breaking beer bottles
They were way too offended by the magician. hilarious.
pretty sure his intended audience was children...
Its amazing that you guys can turn short crappy videos into comedic gold
I can kind of shed some light on the magic video. A lot of magicians will put these out, and they'll sit in the local magic shop for years. Then some day, that magician might put on a lecture, and out of courtesy, people will buy copies of their videos, even if they're awful.
23:45
23:15
22:45
50:50 Thanks to Ms. Udderly, I now know it's "S,R,T"
My grandma had a twin doll of an older cousin. She gave it to him as an adult and he immediately started using it to terrorize his wife. Open a dresser drawer and there it would be. Get in the car and realize it is buckled in next to you. Oddly enough they’re not together anymore.
They should make a twin doll for the twin doll so that girls can play with their doll and imagine that the doll is playing with a doll and the girl's mother can watch and this is utterly insane and horrifying.
I certainly hope he's dead
The woman said "F F F - U U U U"
I agree.
Jay ordered a My Twinn and they sent him a captain America action figure
This is my favorite episode. I love Mikes descent into madness. Awl D Best
Few things are as funny as imagining Mike, hammered and talking to hallucinations, saying a young ginger child has a fucked grill
All those bottles falling over reminds me of the sound when I shift too much in my bed while I'm asleep
48:13 after re-watching I just noticed the F U 🤣🤣🤣
15:58 Do they have to hold it by the throat like that?
Is it telling I watched the whole thing without breaks and forgot what the first tape was the instant the stopped talking about it?
Right at 3:45, you can clearly see the smirk on Mike's face when he thinks of the graphic for the video tape of how to abduct kids starring Rich Evans
Would Rich Evans be the abductor or the abductee?
"At My Twinn we make a forensically accurate model of your child and loved ones to *cherish the memorieesshhhshhhhhhh* "
"Pracis, pracis, prac-tiss" will never not be funny.
I guess cuz they're flying out it's special
Is Ms Udderly the kindergarten teacher from the Adam Sandler movie? The one who loved glue?
Am I imagining it or did they do the worm movie on another episode as well?
twinception
Ms Udderley is so cute, how can anyone hate her. Her human though looks like the hitman from No Country For Old Men.
"Creepy."
-Jay Bauman, 2016
I don't know what it is about Colin's expressions in this video but he looks like a department store mannequin.
Drunk Mike is a national treasure.
I'd give Ms. Udderly the business boys
"Worm woman, worm woman, worm woman just sitting here."
Every time Rich laughs and it echoes, that's actually the voice of God
Doug Anderson has the worst hairline I've ever seen on a human being. No magic in the world can fix that
7:46 Holy shit. Canadians are imaginary.
Any time Jim laughs, it's like the joy is literally trying to ESCAPE the furthest reaches of the deadpan realm and then losing that fight horribly, dying off into nothingness. I love every second of it.
Aw fuck my ass.
-Rich Evans. 2016
Oh no. I had the magic tricks you can do tape. It was bad.
I love how trashed Mike is at the beginning.
Duck bucks
HOLY FUCK! they switched Jay at the end! How did I never notice that!?!?
Doug Anderson's hairline looks like a polygraph.
"Your just shakin' a pencil!"
i just noticed rich evans repeats what he said that made himself laugh during laughing
Mikoslav the Drunk
I think this is hands down the most entertaining Wheel intro in BOTW history.
"Let's talk about fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire safety!"
(yeah!)
Does Jim have a sweet Wow signal T-shirt on? Because I want it.
when Lazarus comes back from the dead you really put a my twinn doll of him in the tomb, and then sneak the living one in
Mike should’ve bleeped over the ‘souls‘ when Rich said child souls
29:57 one of the lights on the O goes out
Holy shit! I saw this episode more than 20 times and just now I noticed that got replaced !!! OMG XD
You ever just like zone out of the video when you go to another toab to do something, than come back and their talking about how Rosanne is brainwashing kids to get their heads turned into bugs so that they can stuff their bodies and sell them as My Twin? Really weird.
Seeing Jay and Collin together in this episode just fuels my research that Canada is just an Alternate Reality America that dimensional shifted into our universe