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  • Published on Jan 27, 2019
  • Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week’s biggest news, like the world’s first beer spa.
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Comments • 246

  • Marieuh Brooks
    Marieuh Brooks 11 days ago

    Issa kilt

  • kameron wright
    kameron wright Month ago

    That first joke 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Ava Barniskis
    Ava Barniskis Month ago

    .

  • Carl F7
    Carl F7 2 months ago

    1:10 I just came

  • Heather M
    Heather M 2 months ago

    I find the beer spa idea odd... first, it's like a hot tub... hot beer?? So, just a big tub filled with half of a beer cheese soup recipe? But mostly, I don't like coming back from a night out smelling like a brewery.... so soaking myself in warm beer is _really_ unappealing! I have yet to see a bath fizzy with "lavender, hops, and malted barley" scent.... untapped market? 🤣🤣🤣 (pun intended)

  • Angel Bunny
    Angel Bunny 2 months ago +1

    How does Colin you to be both funny and hot? Me want!😝

  • Cig X
    Cig X 2 months ago

    Emancipated.
    Spanish Person in Custody.
    Corpse Bride.
    Big D And The Kids Table.

  • Fregoso Juan
    Fregoso Juan 2 months ago

    They both belong in family guy.lol love them.

  • Steve Portenga
    Steve Portenga 2 months ago

    Guys I just rubbed my clit furiously with my phone and now it hurts like hell

  • Lefeurouge
    Lefeurouge 2 months ago

    As a ride or die Catholic, let me just say that I will NEVER! EVER! give up Grindr.

  • Faceit Youreafangirl
    Faceit Youreafangirl 2 months ago

    Genuinely sad over the ❤️ candy :((

  • Death Drive
    Death Drive 2 months ago

    I cannot believe the upskirt picture thing was legal before.

    • Death Drive
      Death Drive 2 months ago

      +fustigate314159 that indeed makes much more sense, thanks for clarifying!

    • fustigate314159
      fustigate314159 2 months ago +1

      I seriously doubt it was *legal*. More likely it that there was uncertainly under which law to prosecute it, so now there's an explicit law against it.

  • Rexasaurus
    Rexasaurus 2 months ago

    My fav candy going out of business. How is this still America?

  • VFXforFilmmakers.com
    VFXforFilmmakers.com 2 months ago

    Racist,Sexist, Homophobic. This is all the left has to talk about over and over and over and over.

  • jess alana
    jess alana 2 months ago

    Marry me Colin 😭

  • Stephen Sanders
    Stephen Sanders 2 months ago

    HA HA HA HA HA

  • Ted Robinson
    Ted Robinson 2 months ago +1

    Can We Set it up To Pray TRUMP'S Vennerial Diseases COME BACK Worse Than Before 😁😋

  • Siriusly
    Siriusly 2 months ago

    AT LEAST post the weekend update in order

  • wryly1
    wryly1 2 months ago +1

    Let's be honest, Lorne should cut his losses & make a show with 4-5 sketches & 30 mins of weekend update. No musical guest. Still call it SNL & watch people love it week after week.

  • calista ortega
    calista ortega 2 months ago

    michael cheEEKBONES

  • Andrew Holland
    Andrew Holland 2 months ago

    I mean...fuck the Catholic Church but damn! That shit was cold blooded

  • journalcookie
    journalcookie 2 months ago

    bless Michael, man XD

  • Matt Peters
    Matt Peters 2 months ago

    Michael Che sucks.

  • David hastofindaway
    David hastofindaway 2 months ago

    Hahahaaaa!! You guys kilt it!!

  • Rebecca Rominger
    Rebecca Rominger 2 months ago

    How do I know I'm a bad person? I laughed when Colin was talking about the volunteer and the orangutan... the punchline was fun, too

  • Katarina Ristveyova
    Katarina Ristveyova 2 months ago +1

    LOL.. beer spas have been in Czech Republic and Slovakia for several years now.. wtf??

  • istartedajoke
    istartedajoke 2 months ago

    What for they're laughing and I'm not for?

  • giggergigger1
    giggergigger1 2 months ago +1

    che and jost should really have a 10 min slot

  • Cachi -
    Cachi - 2 months ago

    Was that orangutan a relative of Trump?

  • Big Ant Cardenas
    Big Ant Cardenas 2 months ago

    Oh ya ya

  • Anthony Palumbo
    Anthony Palumbo 2 months ago +19

    I think the candy company went under because their candy tastes like shit. No one has ever gotten those things and been like "yum, this is gonna be good"

    • tiffd98133
      tiffd98133 2 months ago +2

      They’re made with bone meal and earwig honey. Mmmmmm

    • Heather M
      Heather M 2 months ago +2

      Yes, but what will we glue on Valentine's art projects now? 🤣

  • Precious Pecans
    Precious Pecans 2 months ago

    No one else noticed the thumbnail? Okay

  • real_abiola
    real_abiola 2 months ago

    I agree with Michael Che!

  • Ro G
    Ro G 2 months ago

    I guess that's why t'rump canceled that trip to London with Ivanka.

  • Jada Miller
    Jada Miller 2 months ago

    WHEN U LIVE IN OKLAHOMA AND ARE CATHOLIC. MIGHT AS WELL ROAST ME FOR BEING MEXICAN TOO 😂😭

  • Peng Fei Dong
    Peng Fei Dong 2 months ago

    And that was the moment i realised that I actually needed an upskirt james mcavoy pic.

  • mistrcoffe
    mistrcoffe 2 months ago +5

    How was it possible that before this law it was legal to take photos under someone's clothes? This tidbit will occur to me many times and I will look crazy shaking my head over nothing apparent in odd places.

    • Andrew
      Andrew 2 months ago +1

      mistrcoffe It was already illegal in certain situations, this new law will just make it clear that it's illegal in virtually all situations:
      fullfact.org/law/upskirting-whats-legal-situation/

  • joey ramirez
    joey ramirez 2 months ago

    Stunk. Glad I fell asleep.

  • Gabriel Moline
    Gabriel Moline 2 months ago

    All gods, and all religions are just a form of slavery.

  • thelaughingrouge
    thelaughingrouge 2 months ago

    Great news for tonight's host...
    Bad news for the ladies.

  • Klif lord
    Klif lord 2 months ago

    I don't get it, r we supposed to laugh cuz he's black? What about the other guy?

  • Fahjah Fajitas
    Fahjah Fajitas 2 months ago

    Boring

  • Gary York
    Gary York 2 months ago

    I went as buckwheat in blackface last Halloween. I won second place at the costume contest at a local bar.

  • MrColinwith1L
    MrColinwith1L 2 months ago

    Making fun of religion but you dont like racism #hypocrites

  • Nhayah Goode
    Nhayah Goode 2 months ago

    I agree with Michael Che on sending racist college kids even more school.

  • Ryan Ortega
    Ryan Ortega 2 months ago

    Wow, Michael Che is a smart guy. I’m glad he has this platform.

  • Melissa B
    Melissa B 2 months ago

    SNL finally got it right!

  • Jose Sanchez
    Jose Sanchez 2 months ago +1

    Praying App? Is that like praying for the countless sex molestation victims at the hands of the Vatican emissaries?

  • MrBey735
    MrBey735 2 months ago

    I'm dying😂😂😂

  • JayElLay
    JayElLay 2 months ago

    okay, these jokes were on point!

  • chase folis
    chase folis 2 months ago +2

    I love how snl pulls no punches on anyone. Nobody is safe lol

  • Diane Marhevka Poland
    Diane Marhevka Poland 2 months ago

    Really SNL? EXAMINE YOUR OWN PREDATORY INDUSTRY.
    YOUR APP? The Weinstein!

  • Ed Tolliver
    Ed Tolliver 2 months ago +8

    If you wear underwear, it's a skirt. If you don't -- it's a kilt.

  • rayjaygee
    rayjaygee 2 months ago +4

    2 minutes, really SNL?!? How long until its chopped down to 1 video for every joke?

  • Dan Boyle
    Dan Boyle 2 months ago +5

    "... but they *will* be respectful."

  • Justin Lane
    Justin Lane 2 months ago

    Slovakia has had a beer spa for years

  • Dennis KT
    Dennis KT 2 months ago

    The audience know Grindr too well
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Richard Motroni
    Richard Motroni 2 months ago

    Colin Jost is the worst, least funny person ever to be on Weekend Update. Smug, obnoxious and not funny.

  • The softest part of a woman's breast is?

    *The Orangutan looks like Trump and the thumb is what he is doing to America.*

  • spartan god
    spartan god 2 months ago

    Vicious

  • James Biedlar
    James Biedlar 2 months ago +1

    Grindr...another name for the LIBERAL app to get a quick abortion right before birth! 👉👌

  • Shawn Baker
    Shawn Baker 2 months ago

    More like pedogrinder.

  • Oslo Haus
    Oslo Haus 2 months ago +1

    Needs catholic joke*
    Reaches into bag*
    Only one joke in bag*
    “Catholic priests abuse kids”

    • Oslo Haus
      Oslo Haus 2 months ago

      Ink Black Look, all I’m saying is that when you repeat jokes they become less funny. Dismissing the continuing abuse that happens within the church would be horrible but doesn’t mean that every reference to that institution has to be a joke about abuse. I dislike the humor. South Park has a great episode where they simultaneously satirize the organized cover up of abuse while also making fun of those who mindlessly reduce it into unfunny humor.

    • Ink Black
      Ink Black 2 months ago

      Oslo Haus Centuries of covering up serial rape of children by its employees. The insipid vile Vatican should be demolished.....well....after all the great art to sold to help poverty. Horrible institution.

    • Oslo Haus
      Oslo Haus 2 months ago

      Bill Garthright Yea it is. Wish people made more jokes like that.

    • Bill Garthright
      Bill Garthright 2 months ago +1

      How about "You need religion for morality"? That's pretty funny, isn't it?

  • Bobby Sabbar
    Bobby Sabbar 2 months ago

    There's already beer spas in Europe

  • Alison Taylor
    Alison Taylor 2 months ago

    SAY YES!!

  • Brother Rob
    Brother Rob 2 months ago +1

    siskel and ebert give this sketch three thumbs up

  • Brittany Garrison
    Brittany Garrison 2 months ago

    Keep attacking Catholics, jew show.

    • Ink Black
      Ink Black 2 months ago

      Brittany Garrison Catholics suck. Covering up centuries of serial child rape by its employees, the persecution and murder of millions in its name, working the Nazis in WW2, its misogynistic attitude towards women, it’s horrible track record with gay people, people of color, it’s immoral nasty ethnocentric missionary work that killed millions and subjected many into slavey. Catholics can fuck off. You are all absurd cultists.

  • Carmela Szymanski
    Carmela Szymanski 2 months ago +1

    Lol

  • Carmela Szymanski
    Carmela Szymanski 2 months ago +1

    Ooh shyt..grinder

  • Lee Phelps
    Lee Phelps 2 months ago +4

    I actually kind of like Che's idea. We only have one HBCU in Oklahoma, and it's in the middle of nowhere. See how they like having to drive for an hour to get literally anywhere! The only fun thing to do on campus is visiting some goats! (That's not even a joke. There's a big-ass sign when you drive in that just says "Goat Research".)

  • jonathan lavezzi
    jonathan lavezzi 2 months ago +1

    I demand for consent 😆

  • lectrician2
    lectrician2 2 months ago

    You're bullying Catholics!

    • Ink Black
      Ink Black 2 months ago

      lectrician2 Fuck of dipshit

  • logic rules
    logic rules 2 months ago +2

    Vatican city. an independent state that uses a wall successfully.

    • logic rules
      logic rules 2 months ago

      +Jennifer Graf Vatican "city" is a city state that enjoys the protection and borders of Italy who just recently cracked down on illegals. the wall forces/funnels people to limited number of entries. That's what Trump wants, to funnel all crossing into a limited number of entries.

    • logic rules
      logic rules 2 months ago

      +Jennifer Graf can you just walk into Italy which surrounds and protects it? Does italy have border control? Yes they do

    • Jennifer Graf
      Jennifer Graf 2 months ago

      +logic rules that you can not compare it to the vatican as you can enter the vatican from outside the state without any "border control"

    • logic rules
      logic rules 2 months ago

      +Jennifer Graf visitors in the U.S. can walk into any city freely, not sure i understand your point?

    • logic rules
      logic rules 2 months ago

      +Jennifer Graf but you're not allowed to go just anywhere. St Peter's basilica and the Vatican museum. And you can't live there, just visit.visitors aren't the problem for the U.S.. build that wall!

  • Mase J
    Mase J 2 months ago

    I fully agree with the white kids in Black face bit, how can we make this a law?

  • D Paul
    D Paul 2 months ago +1

    Wow i legit forgot Valentine’s Day was even an holiday😕

  • Jay
    Jay 2 months ago +3

    Does that new UK law ban up-kilt pics?
    I'm not sure if kilt qualifies as skirt, legally.
    Most kilt-wearing men would insist it's not!

    • Jay
      Jay 2 months ago

      +Andrew Nicely done, taa.

    • Andrew
      Andrew 2 months ago +1

      Jay Because you asked... legally, it's defined as "beneath the clothing of another person", so up-kilt photos will be just as illegal as up-skirt photos:
      publications.parliament.uk/pa/bills/lbill/2017-2019/0130/lbill_2017-20190130_en_2.htm#l1g1
      Another fun fact: the new law only applies to England & Wales; up-skirt (and up-kilt etc) pics have already been illegal in Scotland since 2010:
      www.legislation.gov.uk/asp/2009/9/section/9?timeline=true#section-9-4A

  • Jay
    Jay 2 months ago +1

    Click To Prostrate, the new app developed by The Caliphate allows Muslims around the world to pray with the Caliph.
    Replacing the current app for Muslim prayers; Grindr.
    Alternative punchlines are these other *actual* apps: iSlam Muhammad, Jew or Not Jew, and Drone+ (an app that told you when american airstrikes are launched. Start praying!)

  • Ginsu131
    Ginsu131 2 months ago

    The beer spa's been there for years

  • Ralfberg
    Ralfberg 2 months ago

    There is a beer spa in Riga, Latvia and it has been there for like last 5 years at least. Never have been there, so not sure if it differs from Icelandic one, but them calling it the first in the world is a stretch,

  • youngking musicgroup
    youngking musicgroup 2 months ago +19

    so when is SURVIVING THE CATHOLIC CHURCH coming out..?

    • Dana Blaq Smith
      Dana Blaq Smith 2 months ago

      +PS4&Beer That's deep 👍

    • PS4&Beer
      PS4&Beer 2 months ago

      Never. R.Kelly paid thousands to keep victims silent. The Church pays millions.

  • lewd
    lewd 2 months ago +5

    "who loves bananas and has three thumbs, this guy" 😎 LOL

  • Amber Earls
    Amber Earls 2 months ago +133

    Che is gold; this is true.
    The comment on the college students is the most ingenious thing I have ever heard Che say.

    • David DeLaney
      David DeLaney 2 months ago +1

      He's one of the head writers, so yeah. Yeah, he did.
      --Dave, job descriptions are important

  • Jennifer Graf
    Jennifer Graf 2 months ago +6

    Lol beer spas have been around for years in the czech republic

    • lzgoshert
      lzgoshert 2 months ago +3

      Just scrolled down to see if anyone had pointed this out!

  • Jett Cord
    Jett Cord 2 months ago +92

    I think that is actually a really good idea for a student caught using racial slurs and imagery. Expulsion from original school, tack a year or two longer on their school required curriculum (perhaps loading their coursework up with historical implications of racial intolerance classes), and be forced to attend a historically black/latino/asian/etc college, if they want a diploma. Win/Win for everyone involved.

    • RaymondHng
      RaymondHng 2 months ago

      +Lots of Things with LeAnn I was saying there are no "historically Asian colleges" in the U.S. And there have been no "historically Asian colleges" on other parts of the world either.

    • Lots of Things with LeAnn
      Lots of Things with LeAnn 2 months ago +1

      +RaymondHng Not in North or South America but in just about everywhere else. It's because at the time America was founded, Europe was the main group that tried to colonize other land, and then they took slaves with them.

    • Jett Cord
      Jett Cord 2 months ago +5

      +Just The Truth much appreciation for the reply. Thank you for saying that. Yah, it hurts when I see very young people troll, curse, and hate on others' opinions, just to get a rise or feel evil-y empowered. (also, I picture 'Bill' who was writing in this thread earlier, is secretly Michael Che, the SNL weekend update anchor who wrote and read this sketch we just watched. Sounds like him, doesn't it?!?) Take care of yourself this week, 'Just The Truth'.

    • Just The Truth
      Just The Truth 2 months ago +8

      This comment thread has to be the most positive and mutually respectful I have ever seen. Thank you to Jett and Bill, you two have given me hope for humanity.

    • Jett Cord
      Jett Cord 2 months ago +4

      +RaymondHng thanks for the reply. Well, I guess you know the idea I was going for, but thanks for the update. Have a good first of you week!

  • enx
    enx 2 months ago +1

    That was a poor joke to end on

  • Bill ‘Stroke’ Tracy
    Bill ‘Stroke’ Tracy 2 months ago +1

    Can SNL get any worse?

    • Ink Black
      Ink Black 2 months ago

      Facepalm 101 Nah....it’s funnier now than it’s ever been. You sound like a bigoted racist right wing trumptard with no sense of humor.

    • Bill ‘Stroke’ Tracy
      Bill ‘Stroke’ Tracy 2 months ago

      Ink Black SNL used to be awesome (and actually funny) but now it’s just another social justice warrior network.

    • Ink Black
      Ink Black 2 months ago

      Facepalm 101 What’s wrong snowflake?

  • Jessica Blesses
    Jessica Blesses 2 months ago

    It's not ok to make jokes about Muslims or Jews, or Gays, or Trans, but go ahead and joke about Catholics.
    Project Mockingbird Twats.

    • Ink Black
      Ink Black 2 months ago

      Jessica Blesses Catholics suck. Covering up centuries of serial child rape by its employees, the persecution and murder of millions in its name, working with the Nazis in WW2, its misogynistic attitude towards women, it’s horrible track record with gay people, people of color, it’s immoral nasty ethnocentric missionary work that killed millions and subjected many into slavey. Catholics can fuck off. You are all absurd cultists.

    • Jessica Blesses
      Jessica Blesses 2 months ago

      +Ernest Scribbler Actually, the pedo rate among Priests gives around .3%, less than the national average of .5%, while the rate in public schools is 2.0%. So perhaps your mind is propagandized and biased, but facts matter, even while Priests are held to a higher standard. Get the facts before you spout off some garbage, 'stable genius'

    • heyheyodelay
      heyheyodelay 2 months ago

      Well the whole priest-pedophilia thing was and rightly is a huge scandal. It ruined a lot of peoples' lives and is forcing the Church to finally have honest conversations about the issues of closeted homosexuality within the religion. I can't think of any major scandals on a level like that that are ripe for fodder from those other religions or people you mention.

    • Ernest Scribbler
      Ernest Scribbler 2 months ago

      Jessica Blesses Catholics are self-registered pedophile organization.

  • Andre Codner
    Andre Codner 2 months ago +1

    can someone explain the grindr joke

    • G. L.
      G. L. 2 months ago

      Oh 😂 😂 😂 I'm thought say catholic priests were gay

    • Andre Codner
      Andre Codner 2 months ago

      +G. L. especially using it to pray... I thought it was Catholic priests using it for young boys but I don't think that's it

    • Andre Codner
      Andre Codner 2 months ago

      +G. L. ik what grindr is, I don't get y Catholics would be using it

    • G. L.
      G. L. 2 months ago

      Grindr is an app for dates/hookups for lgbtq?

  • brownsugarglamour
    brownsugarglamour 2 months ago +43

    Every time they cut to Colin after Michael says something racial 😭😭💀

    • Madison M
      Madison M 2 months ago +1

      brownsugarglamour it’s hilarious

  • Max Johnson
    Max Johnson 2 months ago +4

    Wow... The SNL audience did not like that joke about respecting black people. Suddenly it's hard to laugh about race. Hmmmmmm...

  • Sigmund L
    Sigmund L 2 months ago

    Dumbing down, on processes.

  • yvng yoshi god
    yvng yoshi god 2 months ago +1

    "WEEKEND UPDATE" this is the only news station thats not fake lololololol

  • NexisFilms
    NexisFilms 2 months ago

    Man, the Brits is getting more and more uptight .
    Christ people, that's why bitches wear short skirts IN THE FIRST PLACE .

  • Izzy SoDope
    Izzy SoDope 2 months ago +2

    Who loves bananas and has three thumbs?

  • ffb.6
    ffb.6 2 months ago

    You never make jokes about Muslims do you?

  • Philis37
    Philis37 2 months ago +5

    The OU black face issue; UPDATE: Live in Tulsa and since that day the good students have been busy protesting the racism on campus aggressively, even to today, each day since. {I'm an original ny'r}

  • EDDIE CO
    EDDIE CO 2 months ago

    Colin Jost looks like a guy who overpays to buy a girl a shot at the bar simply to have her say later that she has a boyfriend... and he’ll just ignore that, to look up movie times for a shit show that got 50% on Rotten Tomatoes so he can feel himself again

  • EDDIE CO
    EDDIE CO 2 months ago

    The best place to find bad comedy and losers who think getting paid six figures to tell worst jokes than I hear at a fucking Applebee’s dive bar....
    Talent?
    Couldn’t find it here, sorry

  • Jack Luchette
    Jack Luchette 2 months ago

    Ooooooooo that Grindr joke