Standardized Testing

  • this is a classic.

Comments • 80

  • Montana Roots
    Montana Roots 13 days ago

    “Military Strongman” is a great job to get the only problem is when you “get fired” it usually involves you being given a blindfold and a cigarette then being lined up in front of a wall.
    If you do the job well though they’ll embalm you and put you in a tomb nicer than even the richest people in your country’s homes in a glass coffin where for long after you are gone people will still line up to view you and scream in agony at the fact your wise leadership is gone and if they don’t show your body the proper respect they’ll be sent to the “happy camps” where “work will set them free”..
    It’s actually a great job if you can keep it, you could literally write the history of the world according to yourself and make it law of your little fiefdom.

  • Cameron Butler
    Cameron Butler 29 days ago

    I prefer the smell of bank customers

  • Watson Everly
    Watson Everly 29 days ago

    one of the brilliant early episodes. one good joke after another.

  • V4Vanquish
    V4Vanquish 2 months ago

    amazing how the school goes from purple to orange in one 2:30 clip

  • Stalin Grad
    Stalin Grad 2 months ago +2

    Here from Sturges lol

  • Anshul Kumar
    Anshul Kumar 3 months ago

    honestly i blame public school for a lot of the mental/emotional problems i have now as an adult. school really fucked me up.

  • Benjamin Araya
    Benjamin Araya 5 months ago

    What’s the name of this episode

  • President Kudsi
    President Kudsi 5 months ago

    This is why I make fun of parents who panic when their kid is off sick for a week thinking they will fall behind. So much of school is pointless busy work. In chemistry and biology class we actually finished the whole course by like mid March. And the exam was in the start of June so that's nearly 3 months of doing past papers and the teacher making us do the same pages of the text book we did over and over again.

  • Piyush Shukla
    Piyush Shukla 7 months ago


  • Anthony The gymnast
    Anthony The gymnast 8 months ago

    What episode

  • maxmetalknight
    maxmetalknight 8 months ago

    Apparently Lisa likes the smell of bank customers

  • ForumcoldiArchon
    ForumcoldiArchon 8 months ago

    A B or C
    every test has 5 possible answers
    they are a fraud! whats the other 2 options?

  • Will Man
    Will Man 8 months ago

    The school changes color.

  • Mister Éire
    Mister Éire 8 months ago

    Was Lisa teacher from New York this episode

  • cs512tr
    cs512tr 8 months ago +1

    I knew it...
    lol a child's imagination is awesome

  • Isaac sussman
    Isaac sussman 8 months ago


  • Joe Dyson
    Joe Dyson 8 months ago +1

    I like how Lisa likes the smell of bank customers

  • Atomic Flores
    Atomic Flores 8 months ago +1


  • cuddler
    cuddler 8 months ago +1

    Isnt that Mr. Burns voice actor?

  • Myne1001
    Myne1001 8 months ago +3

    School at the beginning of the clip: light pastel lavender with darker lavender pillars
    School near the end of the clip: yellow-orange with lavender pillars

  • Liam EFC
    Liam EFC 8 months ago

    1:09 I've only just understood this and I feel really stupid

  • Jgacfhhah jjshGgqhhqikwhh

    Where did this simpsons go?

  • Diana Cavendish
    Diana Cavendish 8 months ago

    0:01, 2:00. The school changed colour.

    • Tom R
      Tom R 8 months ago

      A wizard did it

  • ArchetypeGotoh
    ArchetypeGotoh 8 months ago +4

    1:26 “Iowa Non-International Airport”
    That got me laughing: but DSM has a flight to Canada now, i think, so it’s international!

  • Marcus Pearl
    Marcus Pearl 8 months ago +2

    French Fries, but Gasoline works too

  • Keshia Anders
    Keshia Anders 8 months ago

    If Edna's marriage councilor was anything like Mayor Quimby's mistress, Miss Springfield; then Ken (Edna's ex-husband) was a total idiot to cheat on Edna for her.😒

  • Usmoha Vespucci
    Usmoha Vespucci 8 months ago

    Can someone tell which episode is ?

  • Wild Woody
    Wild Woody 9 months ago

    Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test

    REACTIONZ N GAMEZ 9 months ago +1

    1:24 I thought those guys were Nazi SS officers for a second 😂😂

  • Corntastrophy
    Corntastrophy 9 months ago

    1:26 That's actually true. The Des Moines Airport is small as shit. Everyone just delivers and travels here by automobile lol

  • Erick Langarica
    Erick Langarica 9 months ago

    Police officer

  • Gabriel Mercado
    Gabriel Mercado 9 months ago

    Lisa: School is never a waste of time.

    Hehehehehehehe.......isn't it Lisa? Isn't it?

  • goodbadbill
    goodbadbill 9 months ago +1

    C'mon Emma"

  • Armchairwoman Mao
    Armchairwoman Mao 10 months ago +2

    NON international airport.

  • Lordkey51
    Lordkey51 11 months ago

    my curiosity brought me here

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  • purplecatlover1825 randompizza

    I have to take ISAPs tomarrow

    I hate standerdized testing for many reasons

  • Henry White
    Henry White 11 months ago +1

    Fine TheXvid ill watch it

    • Dan Kelly
      Dan Kelly 8 months ago

      Resistance is futile. XD

  • G. H
    G. H Year ago +1

    Its kinda sad this actually is true in a lot of America

  • SirenHound
    SirenHound Year ago

    What are the odds that Bart's would be right behind Lisa's? They aren't even in the same class!

  • Haneef Amusat
    Haneef Amusat Year ago +1

    Lol those answers though

  • volLikesducks
    volLikesducks Year ago

    What's seasona nd episode

  • Zaaron Gaming
    Zaaron Gaming Year ago

    0:57 If the bank customers are middle schoolers then gasoline is a better choice. If they're adults then bank customers is a viable option.

  • mrichar9
    mrichar9 Year ago +2

    100% Nonfiction
    You are all now rated Grade F government tax cattle.
    Now repeat: I am free.

  • Beltrán Sala
    Beltrán Sala Year ago

    i knew it

  • Rob B
    Rob B Year ago

    My word, the first few seasons of The Simpsons were brilliant.

  • The monster under your bed

    It's funny how the teachers only read A through C, but the test sheets have 5 dots.

  • Mike Gaddass
    Mike Gaddass Year ago

    Hey, I don't need your help to cut off a joke.

  • Emma L
    Emma L Year ago +1

    Come on Emma!

  • Ma Ru
    Ma Ru Year ago +1

    I remember doing one of these career tests in about 7th grade. My top two results were Janitor and Forest Ranger. I remember being so confused and wasn't sure what either of those said about me.

  • Assoluta
    Assoluta Year ago +3

    0:55 “A lawyer bird”, a preview to that futurama Kentucky lawyer bird?

  • Super Kevin
    Super Kevin Year ago

    I watched this video in my English class not too long ago, why is this recommended to me

  • MosoKaiser
    MosoKaiser Year ago

    Hey! No cutting videos like that just before a joke!

  • Edward Gaines
    Edward Gaines Year ago +1

    Who here would've banged Mrs. Krabapple? At least of of pity? 😃

    • Dan Kelly
      Dan Kelly 8 months ago

      I don't know why but I'm infatuated with her. o.O

  • bladesharks
    bladesharks Year ago

    *sees that both Bart and Lisa picked lawyer bird over the nurse shark* you both disgust me!

  • Just Me
    Just Me Year ago +5

    Ah the good old days when bank customers smelt like cash and not crushing debt.

  • jace dennis
    jace dennis Year ago

    I can assure you, the Iowa assessments are like this but worse

  • E F
    E F Year ago +1

    it's true. We put WAY too much value on tests, quizzes and exams as a measure of understanding.

  • Yellow King
    Yellow King Year ago

    God damn I fucking hate Lisa. What an obnoxious little teacher's pet.

  • Feedersuper
    Feedersuper Year ago

    Classic Simpsons.

  • filipzajac
    filipzajac Year ago

    Anyone noticed that there were 5 places to answer on a paper while the teacher read only three each time?

  • Akuma4u
    Akuma4u Year ago

    Look at that sexy heel in the thumbnail

  • Anais 1
    Anais 1 Year ago

    Surprised it wasn’t a vapor wave edit

  • rosalind margulies

    Do y’all think that Bart’s answers caused the machine to break, or that the machine broke on its own, causing it to give him the job of police officer? I’ve never been sure

  • Jose Parcenary
    Jose Parcenary Year ago

    That kid in Shelbyville also took this test and his result was "a Garbage Man".

  • Niva Avina
    Niva Avina Year ago +5

    As an adult I find this way more funny... than I did as a child.
    'Husband running naked on a beach with your marriage councillor!!!'

  • Jupto
    Jupto Year ago

    season? episode?

  • Ocrann
    Ocrann Year ago


  • Voice Muted
    Voice Muted Year ago +1

    Who is indisputably the most important person in Vault 101: He who shelters us from the harshness of the atomic wasteland, and to whom we owe everything we have, including our lives?
    A) The Overseer
    B) The Overseer
    C) The Overseer

  • Natalie's Channel
    Natalie's Channel Year ago +2

    “National Testing Center : Controlling your Destiny since 1925..”

  • Wulfman317
    Wulfman317 Year ago

    Military strong man!

  • Olivia Petrowski
    Olivia Petrowski Year ago +3

    Ms. Hoover: “We’re going to take a test.”
    Lisa: “Alright, a test!”
    Lisa is me 😂😂😂

  • Otaku nation
    Otaku nation Year ago

    Why did they change miss hoover's hair from Blue to brown?

    • Otaku nation
      Otaku nation Year ago

      @Just Me oh ok that makes sense, thanks 😃

    • Just Me
      Just Me Year ago +2

      Otaku nation She dyed it. ☺

  • r3l1csvk
    r3l1csvk Year ago

    1:07 a,b or c yet aitn there 5 options to choose from?

  • Turbojet
    Turbojet Year ago +1

    1:29 I love how he just puts one bag in the entire truck xD

    • Turbojet
      Turbojet Year ago

      @Obi-Wan Kenobi lol

    • Obi-Wan Kenobi
      Obi-Wan Kenobi Year ago

      I like how it says handle with care but he just throws it

  • Kingman
    Kingman Year ago

    "CANT" is what I do for a living. I "CANT" apparently exist.

  • Derrick Moses
    Derrick Moses Year ago

    my teacher used to dangle her high heels....sigh

  • Dean Benedict
    Dean Benedict Year ago

    *I like this*

  • Gtx 1080 Ti
    Gtx 1080 Ti Year ago

    "School is never a waste of time"