Ubisoft Says Games Have 'No Soul' - A Rant

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  • Published on Oct 9, 2018
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    Link to story: www.gamespot.com/articles/what-does-the-video-game-industry-lack-a-soul-ubis/1100-6462231/
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  • RABBIDS FANBOY
    RABBIDS FANBOY 19 days ago

    What Rayman and Rabbids there good games still

  • Blackstar
    Blackstar 29 days ago

    2:27 God of Snore 😂😂😂😂 I tried playing it at a friend’s house and nearly fell asleep

  • KlockWerx
    KlockWerx Month ago

    Seen less lockstep in a Nazi line dance... Love it. Stole it. Going to use it. Will cite you as source for it.

  • Nephilim Heart
    Nephilim Heart 5 months ago

    Its just flat out hypocritical for anyone at ubisoft to say such a thing. Unless he was referring to them being the biggest provider of soulless games. I think far cry 5 was the only thing theyve done since asscreed 2 that i was immersed enough to not listen to podcasts while playing.

  • Trev Tall10
    Trev Tall10 8 months ago

    Ubisoft is that dumb kid at the back of the class that get it a decade after everyone else. Aww bless em

  • One Of none
    One Of none 9 months ago

    Oh yes so much stupidity

  • civilians
    civilians 9 months ago

    Ubisoft is Über shit

  • ncblock87
    ncblock87 9 months ago

    God of Snore? Really? Lol...

  • Robot Bjorn
    Robot Bjorn 9 months ago

    66K views
    6K likes
    Noice

  • KillerGrooves
    KillerGrooves 9 months ago

    Is that a fucking The Shadow poster?

  • Slav Shuravesky
    Slav Shuravesky 9 months ago

    "I've seen less lockstep in a nazi linedance." Brilliant! I will have to steal it. Sorry.

  • Blackstar
    Blackstar 9 months ago

    So will God of War be on your list of Top 5 turds of 2018 Razor?

  • RybanEightSix VaeVictis

    Whoa whoa wait, did you just say you didn't like the new God of War?

  • James Vennes
    James Vennes 10 months ago

    Now make a rant about the Jew

  • Darius Cole-Samuels
    Darius Cole-Samuels 10 months ago

    Tell that to insomniac games. Spiderman has a great soul.

  • draemin 1727w8w
    draemin 1727w8w 10 months ago

    Dont ever stop period.

  • OxyFPS
    OxyFPS 10 months ago

    That was the cleanest rant I've ever fucking heard

  • FDNY101202
    FDNY101202 10 months ago

    You're a legend. Glad I found you through Crowder!

  • Zack Reynolds
    Zack Reynolds 10 months ago

    All joking aside,Milano is hot. I can't stand her politics and personality,but you can't be serious saying she looks like a man?

  • Sheldon Cooper81
    Sheldon Cooper81 10 months ago

    Since 2007 its like graphics first Gameplay later with the exception of Masterpieces like Yakuza 3 and Dark Souls

  • Sheldon Cooper81
    Sheldon Cooper81 10 months ago

    Games are dumbed down since the release of the first God of War

  • buckeyejm
    buckeyejm 10 months ago

    I played a game one time that Ubisoft made. It was about catching monkies. I liked that one

  • bboykenex
    bboykenex 10 months ago

    this channel is golden. how did I not find it sooner. the addiction is real.
    "its called being an italian chick, have you seen alyssa milano, her forearms have a fuckin muff No wonder she doesn’t believe in the right to bare arms”
    I still think 3:24 was my favorite part though, just gems.
    i love it, so savage, while all my friends listen to trevor noah and john oliver /gag, ill listen to this all day.

  • Yasi Faizi
    Yasi Faizi 10 months ago

    Why is that a big deal man
    Just calm down

  • Yasi Faizi
    Yasi Faizi 10 months ago

    Why is that a big deal man
    Just calm down

  • Yasi Faizi
    Yasi Faizi 10 months ago

    Why is that a big deal man
    Just calm down

  • Sheldon Cooper81
    Sheldon Cooper81 10 months ago

    Yeah cause everyone Played Call of Duty WW II cause they wanted to learn something

  • Metal Ram
    Metal Ram 10 months ago

    But Razorfist I learned how to fight like a samurai and be a Spec ops operative.

  • flipper2gv
    flipper2gv 10 months ago +1

    Horizon is a fun game, change my mind.

  • Keiji Maeda
    Keiji Maeda 10 months ago

    You are the second coming of Dennis Miller!

  • Pseudo Smith
    Pseudo Smith 10 months ago

    Hilarious stuff brother.. but i didn't know Dennis Miller had a rock and roll son.. lol

  • Sweeney Todd
    Sweeney Todd 10 months ago

    Honestly, I don't need more morality plays in my games. I'm 43, I've had enough retarded aesops and I didn't need them in the first place. I mean, it'd be fine except the standards of writing in the vidya industry aren't up to the job.

  • Dismissive drive-by posting in a sensitive topic.

    God of War might have some good story and visuals, I guess. But the actual meat and bones melee combat play is atrocious. Compare to the game Vermintide 2 by a 3 man developer team, and you see some clues how a modern day "spectacle fighter" should actually look like. Heavy physics, actual hordes of individual enemies, each reacting to physical force like explosions and heavy hammers and axes etc. Swinging a 2 handed sword across a pack of sniveling, squishy rat people is god damn glorious. And no fucking health bars, ugh.

  • James Lawrence
    James Lawrence 10 months ago

    Didnt know you lived in phoenix man, hope to see you at the next metal show at the Club Red!

  • Mutant Green Panda
    Mutant Green Panda 10 months ago

    You still doing DS9 season 2?

  • Zephyr Sapphire
    Zephyr Sapphire 10 months ago

    "Detroit: Becomes Solvent"
    Nice...

  • crash6674
    crash6674 10 months ago

    Learning to be a good goy.

  • Tinfoil Timothy University

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👌❤️

  • Quiett Bear
    Quiett Bear 10 months ago

    LOL! You are soooo much different than when on Crowder. You definitely got my sub

  • Firmini Gaming
    Firmini Gaming 10 months ago

    The irony in getting an assassins creed add in this video
    Also found you from steven crowder !

  • J A F A S
    J A F A S 10 months ago

    Crowder brought me here. Subbed.

  • RorytheRomulan
    RorytheRomulan 10 months ago

    Guess I will take my money elsewhere then, I wouldn't want to waste my time with games that aren't meant to be fun.

  • Doogle
    Doogle 10 months ago

    No Ubisoft it;s just your games that have no soul.

  • David Bolger
    David Bolger 10 months ago

    Fastway Mythos ASAP

  • DrDolphinWizard
    DrDolphinWizard 10 months ago

    P R E A C H

  • TroubleShooter
    TroubleShooter 10 months ago

    I actually agree that games COULD be educational, and that this could be very fun. I don't think I've ever seen a game that did it, but the concept is sound in theory. If you get a chance go read the sci fi novel "The Diamond Age : a Young Lady's Illustrated Primer" by Neal Stephenson. one of the plot devices in that book is just such a game. He expands on the concept really well in the novel, and it does look possible. That said, I've never seen an actual game that used education as a major way to make the game more entertaining. I suppose if it ever happens in real life we will know whether its practical or not.

  • Tarek Chamas
    Tarek Chamas 10 months ago

    nothing gets u fired faster than saying ur not a leftist vegan cunt

  • Nue Houjuu
    Nue Houjuu 10 months ago

    To be fair, if we let them rewrite history all the racist and sexist arguments would become invalid.

  • BigBoss
    BigBoss 10 months ago

    This dude is the best hands down 🙌🏼

  • Crimson
    Crimson 10 months ago

    I remember some people said they couldnt play Jagged Alliance 2 because interface was too hard an they never managed to start first mission. Looks like games were educational in the times of old, when nobody tried to make them educational.

  • ImWagon
    ImWagon 10 months ago

    how tf do you enunciate so good?

  • The Chaddingo
    The Chaddingo 10 months ago

    Just a poor man's jim sterling with low brow comedy. But it's obvious dude is pandering to his audience just like ubisoft does. To each his own I guess.

  • Z1gguratVert1go
    Z1gguratVert1go 10 months ago

    The perfect rhythm, timing, and quips in this rant make it one of your finest Razorfist. While not the most important topic you've covered I'd hold this one up as a perfect example of your style. Bravo.

  • GR3G
    GR3G 10 months ago

    Fuck that nigga

  • Genetics80
    Genetics80 10 months ago

    You've got a lot of pathos in this rant, was fun listening to it.

  • MightyFine
    MightyFine 10 months ago +4

    The Ubisoft™ checklist:
    ✔️Ban people via an extremely flawed instantaneous system, deny all criticism because you're "fighting toxicity", giving complete disregard to how your god-awful system fucks over entire teams in multiplayer because one person decided to type something that's bannable on your invisible black list.
    ✔️Rehash the same games, engines and mechanics over and over again
    ✔️Innovate once in a decade, and when you do, make the franchise a ghost of its former shelf
    ✔️Make big open-world playgrounds with absolutely NOTHING worth exploring or doing in them
    ✔️Fill the mentioned open-world games with only the same copy-pasted content. Oh boy another radio tower! Another street gang fight! Another tracking quest! Another bunch of collectibles no one sane has the time or the mental stability to care about!
    ✔️Fill your games with mental illness-normalizing garbage pandering to leftists confused about their gender, race and social standing. Summon your high horse and gallop away when someone tells you that maybe, just *maybe* no one wants to see transgenders in a 19th century England game about ASSASSINS or a game that's supposed to be about hacking. HACKING.
    ✔️Anyone who questions your practices represents the very definition of a "toxic person" towards whom you will act obnoxiously, because how dare someone question the Holy Judgment of God-Emperor Ubisoft. HERETICS SHALL BE SMITTEN BY OUR HOLY LIGHT, SO SAYETH THE HOLY BIBLE OF UBISOFT ASSHATTERY.

  • Happy Merchant
    Happy Merchant 10 months ago

    would love to see extra credits watch this

  • Petko Fuchalksi
    Petko Fuchalksi 10 months ago

    this is why i only support inde devs....

  • Contents Under Pressure
    Contents Under Pressure 10 months ago

    This is just an excuse to continue cranking out pseudo-history-filled assembly line sequels so generation zombie can lecture you on how it's all factual right down to assassins that are half retarded trying to kill every Templar in the known universe, all while justifying grabbing power for themselves in order to 'protect' the people.

  • Matthew Johnson
    Matthew Johnson 10 months ago

    I have zero curiosity about the new Assassins Creed. I've tried to hype myself a bit. Even if it's cracked I won't have mustered enough interest to waste the bandwidth and HDD space.

  • Purgatori Prytania
    Purgatori Prytania 10 months ago

    This is like the Kardashians decrying the ubiquity of reality TV.

  • Mopeyhornet
    Mopeyhornet 10 months ago

    Would love for u and Styx to get into a debate lol

  • Øydin9
    Øydin9 10 months ago +4

    God of Last of Us War was really good though, not without criticism but by todays standards, a really nice journey, like a storybook. Bonus points for actually finding characters from mythos to stand for "empowered female" instead of genderswapping one from thin air and still having limitations on the female character and faults. Notable character faults. On a female character. In 2018. That's worthy of an award itself.

  • RpgBlaster
    RpgBlaster 10 months ago +2

    well fuck you too ubisoft you have no souls

  • JoJo Pistachio
    JoJo Pistachio 10 months ago

    I’ve watched this like 10 times by now , hilarious video Razor

  • 4bidden love
    4bidden love 10 months ago +1

    Yup its why all i play ninja gaiden black now.. great vid😁😂

  • MCPunk55
    MCPunk55 10 months ago

    What do I learn playing Skyrim or Dragon Age or Need for Speed?! Gaming is entertainment by definition. It can be educational, especially if directed towards kids but mostly entertainment. Challenging puzzles are the perfect combination of entertainment and education. Challenging game play follows the same rule. I remember when games actually had challenges. That made them fun, and fun, by definition, is ENTERTAINMENT. I don't always have fun learning, but when I do, it's playing VIDEO GAMES. Keyword here: GAMES. Maybe "playing" as well. Remember Oddworld: Abe's Oddissy and Exodus? Make a game with puzzles that good and you may actually not see me pirating the fuck out of your game as a way to relieve stress after a long day... god knows modern games are so deprived of content, all they're good for is truly doing to pixels what you wish you could do to real people... namely beheading them with a gigantic battleaxe made of a god's dried up blood. Oh and Ubisoft, I will NOT be learning history from you... apparently you're of the opinion that people in during the Industrial Revolution were talking about trannys and women with the agility of Wonder Woman were going around in murdering sprees as part of some assassin's guild that uses highly advanced grappling hooks strapped to their wrists in a time when automobiles were something we could barely dream about... and somehow Charles Dickens is relevant to that plot because reasons... if video games are about learning, what the fuck have I learned after playing five minutes of any Assassin's Creed game?! That you don't even know what a fucking pirate is?!

  • TheSharpmarksman
    TheSharpmarksman 10 months ago

    (((European name)))

  • Katie Baily
    Katie Baily 10 months ago

    Wait Ubisoft has a soul? I thought that was gone when they made the first $800 do deca super special edition with flair.

  • Jay Smith
    Jay Smith 10 months ago

    Subscribed!

  • Spooksy
    Spooksy 10 months ago

    didn't ubi also make like all egyptians black or something

  • Robert Landry
    Robert Landry 10 months ago

    What's "God fucking speed" in french:
    Dieu baise vite ?
    Baise en vitesse, tel un dieu ?

  • Kmorrt
    Kmorrt 10 months ago

    I'm from Montreal and i agree with you...
    lots of guys are suffering there

  • Zack Ceasar
    Zack Ceasar 10 months ago

    "Gather around children to learn about the time the pope got into a fist fight with olde tyme Bond over the key to a cache of alien technology."
    -Ubisoft

  • H.D.
    H.D. 10 months ago

    "takes deep breathe" IROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!