The Insane Secret German Plan to Invade America

  • Published on Feb 28, 2019
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  • cobradext stopmotion
    cobradext stopmotion 14 hours ago

    If they tried the somkys winter would be hard to get tanks around

  • seantrell Nichols

    Now the German language shall die

  • Terance Mccall
    Terance Mccall 3 days ago

    They told the Mexicans to invade the USA in plan for that they can cut Britain supplies in 1916-1918

  • Terance Mccall
    Terance Mccall 3 days ago

    Hey u known that they almost invade the USA in ww2 what are you talking about saying Germany was trotting to invade the USA in ww1

  • I. Gomez
    I. Gomez 4 days ago

    This is the most ridiculous video. So all the sudden the USA has no military to defend themselves. I hate the fact that you keep saying that they would destroy us. We have and always will be the greatest SUPER POWER in the world. GO TRUMP

  • Andrew Mitchell
    Andrew Mitchell 4 days ago

    Germany could've tried "invading" these countries through immigration to establish influence. That's what they've been doing in the U.S.

    JIN PARK 4 days ago

    You need a million shipand intense airpower to conquer merica

  • packingten
    packingten 4 days ago

    Our militia guys are just waiting for this. .Yee haaa

  • Linda Phone
    Linda Phone 5 days ago

    All Kaiser Bill had to do:: barrow a ton of$$$ from Wall Street!!! He couldn't lose!

  • Adam Strecker
    Adam Strecker 6 days ago

    Yo! I saw my town on the Massachusetts map!

  • The Faihriem
    The Faihriem 6 days ago

    the title, it say a secret, but know buy million of people

  • Yeeter Leppoelelep
    Yeeter Leppoelelep 7 days ago

    I feel like the Canadian army would counter attack from the north

  • Soldat Leutnant Krimburchavik

    Guter Job, Alter, du hast gerade unseren Plan ruiniert

  • Perry2186
    Perry2186 8 days ago

    Germany tries to invade east coast
    Americans load up out lever actions and shotguns time to play cowboys and krauts

  • César Betancourt
    César Betancourt 8 days ago +1

    Germany:the plan to invade América is-
    2nd ammedment:no

  • World Gaming
    World Gaming 8 days ago

    German: we about to invade the us
    Us 2nd amendment:I am bout to destroy this man whole dreams

  • Oof Ree
    Oof Ree 9 days ago

    Not so secret anymore

  • Harrison Balduf
    Harrison Balduf 10 days ago

    So we could really re-title this as "how Germany planned to get directly invaded by the United States"

  • Mark Fischer
    Mark Fischer 10 days ago

    We had to teach the strongest military in the world at the time, the British the impossibility of occupying America and surviving .. not once but twice. The ability of Germany to project sufficient power at that time was an impossibility. Even today China couldn't do it. Not against a civilian population armed to the teeth with death lurking around every corner and behind every door. No invader would ever get a good night's sleep wondering if he'd live to see the next sunrise.

  • Soheil B
    Soheil B 11 days ago

    As always said war is the stupid thing in all times

  • Mittenzi 2332
    Mittenzi 2332 11 days ago

    Hitler: let’s use tanks.
    RLL: NO let’s use TOYOTA COROLLAS!

    LXSER FIRCE 12 days ago

    Is this going to happend

  • Mikhail Gorbachev
    Mikhail Gorbachev 12 days ago

    Woodrow Wilson got this!

  • Samuel Iverson
    Samuel Iverson 14 days ago +1

    What is the music someone pls tell?

  • PGG_Simulation
    PGG_Simulation 14 days ago +1

    Germany:yay we took down America
    Remembers 2nd amendment.
    Germany:oh shit

  • Fabian Lopez-Toro
    Fabian Lopez-Toro 14 days ago

    As a Puerto Rican, why didn't you are invade germany😞. Americans are wack colonist

  • Hafiz Sulaiman
    Hafiz Sulaiman 16 days ago

    Drop atom bombs in three diffrent places, new york, washington, california

  • project. sign
    project. sign 17 days ago

    Try that now even the people have guns here America


    Der Fuhrer says - We is the Ruling Race. They worship me in the US. The name Hitler is said like a hundred times in the House of Representatives every month, alone. That's like 3-4 times a day. So, who is the other guy, you want me to do the laundry for?

  • Cw Sayre
    Cw Sayre 17 days ago +1

    Wow, Krauts are delusional. As usual.

  • Bertl Barm
    Bertl Barm 17 days ago

    Germany found a better way

  • J. Lewis
    J. Lewis 17 days ago

    Hell of a mustache.

  • Quinn Ahrens
    Quinn Ahrens 18 days ago

    So the narrator tells us Germany's plan to Invade America, bomb our cities, blockade our ports, and then at the end asks us if their method of fishing would be unethical?!?!

  • NorthernLights ofDemons

    Dont forget over 60 million Americans are of German descent. You know, the rich ones. Germany made America.

  • Rajveer Singh
    Rajveer Singh 18 days ago

    America’s miltarty
    Ima joke to u

  • FAMM 1776
    FAMM 1776 18 days ago

    "America will never successfully be invaded. There will be an American with a rifle behind every blade of grass."-Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto

  • FAMM 1776
    FAMM 1776 18 days ago +1

    "Not all of the armies of Europe lead by Napoleon himself would ever be able to take a drink of the Ohio river."- Abraham Lincoln

  • Cpt. Honkler of 3rd Kekistani army

    American gun owners would be like Peter Griffin on meth
    *clenched fists and jaw* "I AM SO FUCKING READY"

  • Othman
    Othman 19 days ago

    You forgot to mention the largest army that would be participating in this war, the Armed American Civilians army.

  • Buntingz
    Buntingz 19 days ago

    lol imagine thinking taking two cities will make america surrender.

    • Jim McCormack
      Jim McCormack 17 days ago

      In 1900 the US Population was 76 Million. So a conservative estimate would have been roughly 25-30 Million guns in the US at the time. That's not even counting the US Military or Police Forces. I don't think this would have ended well for the Kaiser!

  • Space Walker
    Space Walker 20 days ago

    Invading US ? Think again....!

  • wanderer10k
    wanderer10k 20 days ago

    I mean, 100,000 not nearly enough for an invasion across the east coast.

  • jimboa20
    jimboa20 21 day ago

    I would love to see them TRY this shit. Like, is there an alternate universe somewhere where the Germans actually tried this that I can pop in to and watch them completely and utterly fail? I'll bring popcorn and I'm willing to share.

  • Solpy YT
    Solpy YT 21 day ago


  • Mart In
    Mart In 21 day ago

    The Keizer may have forgotten that we have the 2nd amendment

  • Cultured Milk
    Cultured Milk 21 day ago

    The Germans won World War II and secretly came over to America in droves and now run our NASA program. It was called Operation Paperclip

  • Electro Fan
    Electro Fan 21 day ago

    Invading a land where a lot of it's citizens have guns. Great Idea!

  • The Notorious G.I.B.

    *Modern Warfare 2 would like to know your location*

  • Shadow_Drip
    Shadow_Drip 22 days ago

    Man. If the army saw this Germany would be East United States

  • The Legend 27
    The Legend 27 22 days ago

    Cute plan

  • OperatorHonored
    OperatorHonored 22 days ago

    Germans: Steps onto american soil:
    Americans civllians especially Floridians: Boy, I'm about to end your career twice.

  • CJ1219
    CJ1219 22 days ago

    Feel like the US, Russia, and China now to an extent, can never be invaded fully without nuclear armageddon

  • scrubby burger
    scrubby burger 22 days ago


  • CST-TV Common Sense Tony


  • Josh Jennings
    Josh Jennings 23 days ago

    "The hope was that American citizens would be panicked by the German gains in Boston and New York, and would begin to demand peace."
    😂😂😂 They really didn't know what America was like. If any country came by ships and started bombing New York and Boston, there would be more American civilians coming to fight than the military.

  • Julio Jackson
    Julio Jackson 24 days ago

    How about establishing full diplomatic ties with those South American countries and influence through cultural and technological exchange. Millions of Germans could be living in those countries, without firing a shot. Too simple? Ok, Lets do it the massively expensive and dumbass way.

  • Fallschirmjäger
    Fallschirmjäger 24 days ago


  • Nicholas Jackson
    Nicholas Jackson 24 days ago

    This is strategically stupid. Why would you go head to head with fort Hamilton when you go up their flank in Long island and jersey? 🤷🏿‍♂️ This is hugely stupid

  • Doug41
    Doug41 25 days ago +6

    German Soldiers: Walking anywhere in the south
    In the distance: YEE YEE

  • Paul Humphreys
    Paul Humphreys 25 days ago +11

    Germany: “I’m just going to sail all my ships through the middle of the Atlantic. This can’t possibly go wrong.”
    Britain: ‘laughs in British’