Surviving In The Wild | Jimmy Carr: Comedian

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  • Published on Sep 17, 2019
  • Jimmy Carr gives us the essential skills needed to be able to survive a Jellyfish sting and a Bear Attack!
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Comments • 261

  • Thomas Godart
    Thomas Godart 2 hours ago

    Brutal 🤘 And excellent improv. 😅 Well done!

  • Jake Guard
    Jake Guard 2 days ago

    That audience member sounded exactly like Sean lock

  • SuperVstech
    SuperVstech 2 days ago

    He who laughs last, has to have it explained...

  • Worsel
    Worsel 4 days ago

    nice cleavage

  • Scott Walker
    Scott Walker 4 days ago +1

    I want Jimmy on naked and afraid with Daniel Tosh

  • Magnifico Giganticus

    Why piss on the jellyfish? Revenge?

  • Thomas M
    Thomas M 6 days ago +2

    He's obviously highly intelligent. Comedy worked out well for him as a career, but he could easily have become an effective government minister or successful barrister.

  • Wendy Raymond
    Wendy Raymond 17 days ago

    Bloody brilliant .so funny .thanku. .love an god bless x

  • Robeon Mew
    Robeon Mew 18 days ago +2

    You know apparently NAO science says pissing on jellyfish stings don't actually work like we hoped.

    • steve franklin
      steve franklin Day ago

      Robeon Mew - Yer, but it's funny and the laughter will get you through the pain.

  • Ballistic Badger
    Ballistic Badger 19 days ago +1

    Btw the jellyfish
    urine thing is a myth....

  • Saneman
    Saneman 19 days ago

    When did he start wearing dad suits ._.

  • Sailing Gypsychristine

    Love

  • Clyde C McElroy
    Clyde C McElroy 20 days ago

    reality, peeing on a jellyfish sting does not stop the pain and may actually cause the sea creature's nematocysts to inject even more venom into its victim. ... Most jellyfish stings are not deadly. They may cause numbness, burning, itching, and tingling and leave a red mark on the skin

  • Bheema Reddy
    Bheema Reddy 20 days ago +2

    A man must truly lose his will to live if he chooses to heckle Jimmy Carr

  • Bheema Reddy
    Bheema Reddy 20 days ago

    A man must truly lose his will to live if he chooses to heckle Jimmy Carr

  • tremer 2009
    tremer 2009 22 days ago

    Thanks Jimmy Carr.😊

  • txusicB
    txusicB 23 days ago

    what show is this?

    • Tracey A
      Tracey A 19 days ago

      @txusicB ;o))

    • txusicB
      txusicB 19 days ago

      @Tracey A cheers, thanx ever so much

    • Tracey A
      Tracey A 22 days ago

      DVD called "Comedian"

  • LAnonHubbard
    LAnonHubbard 23 days ago +1

    1:20 best audience call out ever!

  • El Tigrero
    El Tigrero 23 days ago

    he says something mildly amusing, then pretends it was hilarious for 10s, horrible

  • ioan pena
    ioan pena 23 days ago +5

    There are no bears in UK except those in gay pubs ...but I live in Romania and I saw bears almost all the time when I go to the mountains ; so when you are in bear teritory always make a lot of noise and if bears are at a certain distance they will avoit contact with humans but if you surprise them at very close range they will atack you out of fear mostly !!! ... also never camp close to your food ( keep food at 100m from your tent ) !!!

    • Flying Dutchman
      Flying Dutchman 19 days ago

      ioan pena problem is that this is no longer true for many bears as they got used to garbage raiding amd therefore to humans. This results in them no longer shying away from humans.

  • Brandyn Tillman
    Brandyn Tillman 23 days ago

    Anyone know what to do if your stung by a Jellyfish?
    Avoid paying your taxes?

  • Robert Mlinac
    Robert Mlinac 23 days ago +1

    Literally all side answers were right and right answers wrong,good like with wildlife

    • Kirk Schafer
      Kirk Schafer 8 days ago

      The bear one perplexed me; I thought the color of the bear was related to whether it would continue anyway if you played dead.

  • Princess Apryl Van Ryn

    You're funny but ordinary. Probably why I like this.

  • Jester Minute
    Jester Minute 24 days ago

    You are a bellend. hate jimmy carr. fake dumb laugh. and will do anything to get exposed. utter wank

  • S H
    S H 24 days ago +2

    I’m deaddddd, I’m part of St John Ambulance 🤣

  • Daniel Watts
    Daniel Watts 24 days ago

    Great video Jimmy
    You are awesome 😂😂👍👍

  • James
    James 24 days ago

    RealTalk though peeing on a jellyfish sting only makes it much worse

    • Erik Bakker
      Erik Bakker 20 days ago

      Yeah it is. The whole peeing on it is a myth.

  • Edgar Duran
    Edgar Duran 25 days ago +1

    You can be clean and sober and still be funny.

  • KhAoz
    KhAoz 25 days ago

    Phew, good thing I was told in the title that Jimmy Carr is a comedian otherwise I might have thought he was a fucking trombone player.

  • philipralph
    philipralph 25 days ago

    Lol that was an execution.

  • Jac Crystal
    Jac Crystal 25 days ago

    Jimmy's about corrupting public morality.

  • Joel Haapio
    Joel Haapio 25 days ago +6

    1:22 Hello Sean Lock

  • ilkhgs
    ilkhgs 25 days ago

    C'mon now Please, that is funnier than... ...I know right, Exactly?!

  • ChocolateStarfish
    ChocolateStarfish 25 days ago +4

    1:22 A shout out the the guy in the audience😉🤣 Spat my beer down my top😬🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.... Been to see Jimmy loads of times, even got a pic with him, Legend 👍🏻🤣

  • Theodors Travels
    Theodors Travels 25 days ago

    Good thing about punch lines is, that they still work even with jokes that are not about drinks.

  • Normad
    Normad 25 days ago

    Did Sean lock say that?

  • PINK
    PINK 25 days ago

    Fun fact, Jimmy Carr never owned a Carr before

  • Gary Howard
    Gary Howard 25 days ago +1

    Who is that guy sitting behind snake bite lady? Did not laugh once. Why is he at a comedy show?

    • I Do What I Want
      I Do What I Want 24 days ago

      LMAO right?! I think he was so hammered he couldn’t comprehend the jokes!

  • TedBronson1918
    TedBronson1918 25 days ago

    Just outrun the hairy, deep voiced "woman" survivalist wearing high heels. Maybe piss on "her" while passing to give the bear a tracking scent. Other than that, try to run downhill - bears will tend to trip over their own feet at such sustained high speeds.

  • John Sweeney
    John Sweeney 25 days ago +1

    She took it well that was awesome.

  • AnimeT0getherEU
    AnimeT0getherEU 25 days ago

    3:27 Why is she clapping that cup and nearly wetting the guy left to her.

  • justeliza
    justeliza 25 days ago

    OOF

  • salo7227
    salo7227 25 days ago +5

    Jimmy was great in Toy Story 4.

  • Olivia Dagnall
    Olivia Dagnall 25 days ago +1

    The jelly thing wee is a myth

  • Julia Connell
    Julia Connell 25 days ago +1

    ahhh snakebites - (the drink not the critter) - was just thinking of them the other day - happy memories (from what I can remember lol)

  • aldin 3103
    aldin 3103 25 days ago

    If you ever go to see Jimmy live
    *keep you mouth shut*

  • Chris Platter
    Chris Platter 25 days ago

    Just for giggles, Alaskan here... play dead for a grizzly, brown, kodiak bear... look big as possible and fight like hell for black bears, they are the little bitches of the bear world. And they start eating as soon as they have you down because they regularly get thier dinner stolen by thier bigger cousins.. playing dead with a blackie is just setting the table!!

  • Insatiable Woman ;* TAP ON MY PHOTO

    it's something, guy

  • boo yeah
    boo yeah 25 days ago

    piss will work but vinegar is better

  • hub lech
    hub lech 25 days ago

    this is pure greatness :)

  • Ken Kennington 9k
    Ken Kennington 9k 25 days ago

    He’s funny until the second time you hear it then you realize how shallow and crude his jokes are.

    • RIXRADvidz
      RIXRADvidz 5 days ago

      what turns you? surely you're a prissy prude going in the first time looking to be offended. intentionally looking to be offended. mental health mate, get some.

    • Zeus
      Zeus 25 days ago +2

      Looks like it only happens with you

  • AOWRecords
    AOWRecords 26 days ago +1

    Dont pee on it. It will most likely make it worse ..joke lost lol

  • otto
    otto 26 days ago

    "Shit on yourself" sounded an awful lot like John Richardson

  • Jay Bee
    Jay Bee 26 days ago +9

    I have to admit, the snake bite joke went over my head. I never heard of the drink or it's relationship with Goths til now. Jimmy Carr: World Wide Educator!

    • Making Games
      Making Games 25 days ago +1

      Looked it up, learned about the ´diesel´, delicious..

  • caleb williams
    caleb williams 26 days ago +1

    Hilarious, but absolute trash survival advice.

  • Kurt John
    Kurt John 26 days ago

    Lmao

  • Tala Habern
    Tala Habern 26 days ago +3

    Nooo don't peeee on a jellyfish sting!

  • MagickPalms
    MagickPalms 26 days ago

    Jimmy you're ruthless, well done

  • KaeYoss
    KaeYoss 26 days ago

    About bears: I read you are supposed to wear bells when hiking in bear country. The noise the bells make means you won't surprise the bear from too close, which is what makes them attack. Also, carry pepper spray and spray it in the air, this will irritate the bear's nose and it will run away.

    It is also a good idea to keep a lookout for fresh bear droppings, which alerts you about bears in the area. You can even identify the difference between black bear and grizzly bear shit:

    - Black bear droppings are small and often contain berries leaves, maybe even bits of fur
    - Grizzly bear droppings are softer and often contain bells and smell of pepper.

    • Derek Martin
      Derek Martin 25 days ago

      Or go into the woods with a friend, and make sure your friend is slower at running than you

  • Digitalhunny
    Digitalhunny 26 days ago +1

    IF you piss on a jellyfish sting you can make it _way_ worse! So, don't piss on anything... without being asked to do so 😉. Instead, carry vinegar packets in your beach bag at ALL times. If you ever get stung, you'll thank me. FACTS: I've lived on the ocean my entire life. Marine Biologists & doctors alike have passed these facts onto me. Beach safely everyone 🤗🌷