• Published on Feb 2, 2016

Comments • 98

  • Pete Smith
    Pete Smith 20 days ago


  • Plague Doc
    Plague Doc 3 months ago

    Same thing goes for me when i see people type out fuck yeah..I read it as chip.

  • renewer
    renewer 7 months ago

    So this is what it looks like, when worms cry.

  • Cam K
    Cam K 7 months ago

    Such a sweet boy.

  • SoCalChewbacca
    SoCalChewbacca 7 months ago

    chip is a shit character from a shit comedian who stabs people in the back and is angry at every living thing

  • AL13NM
    AL13NM 10 months ago

    home run sock cuckuhs, fawk yeah!

  • Rap ist
    Rap ist 11 months ago +1

    Lol, everytime I hear Chip I think of the Jerky Boys.

  • WillHerndon
    WillHerndon 11 months ago

    Such a sweet boy or sumpthen

  • Brett Crehan
    Brett Crehan Year ago

    Jim, I'm reminded of something Charlie Murphy once said about Mike Tyson, how powerful it was to see a strong man cry. You love Colin, you love your friends, those who are still with us, and those who are gone, and, yes, you are this big, you are this important to people. You give millions of people joy. Good on you, brother. Keep producing!

  • Indra Verhoeven
    Indra Verhoeven Year ago

    What's that?

  • J T
    J T Year ago

    What a sweet boy

  • Inked Skin Deep
    Inked Skin Deep Year ago


  • Rico Rivera
    Rico Rivera Year ago

    Hahaha love ya Jimmy!!

  • MrTurbowhitey
    MrTurbowhitey Year ago +2

    First time Colin Quinn ever made me laugh

  • Brockton Ma.
    Brockton Ma. Year ago

    Sock cucka

  • Miss Fortune
    Miss Fortune Year ago +2

    BABY are a true hack Norton...

  • jack mehoff
    jack mehoff Year ago

    Your 1 lucky boi

  • leftyleft101
    leftyleft101 Year ago

    love u yimmy

  • MEEG0L
    MEEG0L Year ago +1

    ur gay Jim

  • Stefan Kalik
    Stefan Kalik Year ago +1

    Jim's just happy that Colin thinks about him

  • Phil K
    Phil K Year ago

    Chipppaaaaa tsssssss

  • R Schultz
    R Schultz Year ago +12

    Aww, tears of joy leakin' outta dat muuuggg.

  • Olof Persson
    Olof Persson Year ago +1

    Ol' watery eyes

  • LabrnMystic MK
    LabrnMystic MK Year ago

    Fuck Yeah!

  • Choppy Beats
    Choppy Beats Year ago

    CWO - CHIP WORLD ORDER. or somethin'.

  • BPD/NPD gfexperience

    Hahahaha this is hilarious

  • jeremy smith
    jeremy smith 2 years ago

    that's so awesome. I always think of the chipper whenever I hear that word

  • Oxy and Icy
    Oxy and Icy 2 years ago +7

    Anyone who watched O&A for a long enough time knows how special voicemails are to him. He was devastated to accidentally delete one from his mother on the air and had an intern record it off the archive for him.

  • Sean Maher
    Sean Maher 2 years ago

    I hope he breaks his fuckin neck er sumptin. Tss Tss

  • GJSJapan
    GJSJapan 2 years ago

    It's like his bank card is off the old block or sumthin tss tss

  • CalvinSomething
    CalvinSomething 2 years ago +8

    "It's goes: Insert... You have a chip in this card." I love Colin's paraphrasing.

  • Thermite paint
    Thermite paint 3 years ago +6

    Every time i see a video of you, you look more like a lesbian Math teacher. ...

  • PanasonicTooth
    PanasonicTooth 3 years ago

    Too earnest for my liking.

  • Tums Festival
    Tums Festival 3 years ago +1

    You made this in the morning, didn't you? Sweet, little Jimmy,

  • ichiban308
    ichiban308 3 years ago +3

    Jimmy Braaann muffins

  • My Name Is Ryan
    My Name Is Ryan 3 years ago


  • luke c
    luke c 3 years ago +2

    lol jim is legitimately starting to lose his fucking mind. that last five seconds is the face of someone who is having a nervous breakdown.

    • J
      J Year ago

      Wow you guys must know him well ;)

    • thelolmaster1997
      thelolmaster1997 3 years ago

      +luke c
      dude spot on.. plus it looks like it's dark hes on his own probably 3am and he just talking to himself going crazy

  • Maj0ra
    Maj0ra 3 years ago

    Awww, why is Jimmy crying? Did it make him that happy?

  • Clarus Darius
    Clarus Darius 3 years ago


  • Matt Olson
    Matt Olson 3 years ago +4

    Fawk yeah! Take us out ERock.

  • Matt Olson
    Matt Olson 3 years ago

    Fawk yeah! Take us out ERock.

  • GingerkidRighthere
    GingerkidRighthere 3 years ago +1

    Amex card? tsss tssst Wat if he wunts to yoos it at night or sumtin tsss

  • Kirby Dinglebear
    Kirby Dinglebear 3 years ago


  • 3ron
    3ron 3 years ago

    that message makes me so happy.

  • Shut up stupid
    Shut up stupid 3 years ago

    thats fucking awesome

  • dil oded
    dil oded 3 years ago

    I almost have to say 'whats dat?' out loud, like some Pavlovian response to...chip.

  • MookieGAMING
    MookieGAMING 3 years ago

    Haha, I fucking love you jimmy, these past few years subconscious after I make a lame joke I find myself saying tss tss around friends and family...

  • Codie Fitz
    Codie Fitz 3 years ago

    Just die already.

  • J Smith
    J Smith 3 years ago +1

    Whats that?

  • Wes Green
    Wes Green 3 years ago

    Colin goes Ass To Mouth, or sumtin. Home run Chippa!

  • HiveDes
    HiveDes 3 years ago +1

    Jim you need to stop rutting around in hookers' assholes so much. Your pink eye infection looks terrible.

  • James Taylor
    James Taylor 3 years ago +3

    This guy gay?

  • IndigoVibes
    IndigoVibes 3 years ago

    I like middle aged Jimmy. Youre more thought out on your ideas and less vicious. Id like to see that guy on a platform tailored to him.

  • TheUnP0ssible
    TheUnP0ssible 3 years ago +1

    its sad seeing people you followed grow old and become irrelevant T_T

  • Basement Beer
    Basement Beer 3 years ago

    I hope Jimmy's next video starts with his painted face in front of a "best of me" sign. Yes, I'm making a Ricardo Lopez joke. bjork bjork

  • SiegeBallista
    SiegeBallista 3 years ago +9

    This is a cry for help.

  • Jason
    Jason 3 years ago +1

    Chip has ruined crispy potato snacks, computers, cookies, credit cards, any place named Yuma, and several marriages. I'd say that he must be stopped but it's already too late.

  • Dr. Chipotle
    Dr. Chipotle 3 years ago +3

    Why is Yimmy crying?

  • MrJoePrich
    MrJoePrich 3 years ago

    Why's Colin keep sticking his card in an Ass To Mouth......get it?? Tss tsss

  • Matthew Leardi
    Matthew Leardi 3 years ago +1

    fuwk yeah ya piece of garbage

  • Matthew Nugent
    Matthew Nugent 3 years ago

    kirk sinnamin don't forget your glass of sunshine this morning! xoxo xookie :)

  • Luis Quintana
    Luis Quintana 3 years ago +11

    Your such a sweet boy, may God bless you

  • Hugh
    Hugh 3 years ago +38

    Tss, Colin? His name should be Message-in or sumtin.

  • Monica C
    Monica C 3 years ago


  • DRV13
    DRV13 3 years ago +4

    Opie should have been there for when you were crying. #chemistry #paycheck

  • Jimmy DeSomma
    Jimmy DeSomma 3 years ago +3

    is Jim ok? he doesn't look very healthy

  • oandasternclips
    oandasternclips 3 years ago +1

    little Jimmy is unraveling

  • MisterWin
    MisterWin 3 years ago +4

    He needs to teach Opie how to cry and make it seem genuine.

  • Jim Norton's Alcoholism
    Jim Norton's Alcoholism 3 years ago +81

    Don't cry

    • TOMMY.TV
      TOMMY.TV 2 years ago

      Jim Norton's Alcoholism lol

    • Jim Norton's Alcoholism
      Jim Norton's Alcoholism 2 years ago


    • TOMMY.TV
      TOMMY.TV 2 years ago +1

      Jim Norton's Alcoholism @ 0:35

    • dil oded
      dil oded 3 years ago

      +Jim Norton sad is just short for sunshine any day. keep your chin up mate.

  • detriotrdwings
    detriotrdwings 3 years ago

    tsss tsss colin is bank tella or sumtin tsss tss.

  • detriotrdwings
    detriotrdwings 3 years ago


  • NeoSilvanus
    NeoSilvanus 3 years ago +8

    is jimmy drinking?

  • Ryan_n
    Ryan_n 3 years ago +1


  • danimalplanimal
    danimalplanimal 3 years ago

    "I am" hahaha

  • Ryan Thomas LaBee
    Ryan Thomas LaBee 3 years ago +15

    God I fucking love this...

  • Soundboy6
    Soundboy6 3 years ago

    That is fucking terrific. I hope I get to see you in Toronto soon, Jimmy!

  • Beau Drouillard
    Beau Drouillard 3 years ago +1

    Fawk Yeah!

  • Useless2112
    Useless2112 3 years ago +130

    Why's Colin going to the bank, to get some dollars or sumpfin? That don't make no CENTS!
    tss tss

  • Mr. Buttons
    Mr. Buttons 3 years ago

    ugh that's so true

  • Alexander Swift
    Alexander Swift 3 years ago

    One of the greatest things ever.

  • foulfortune
    foulfortune 3 years ago +56

    Any time Colin starts with "I just thought you should know," it's not going to be a happy message

  • Jody Plauche
    Jody Plauche 3 years ago +9

    Was that Kirk or Jim?

  • igneousc
    igneousc 3 years ago +1

    Chip or Swipe? WHATSTHAT?

  • Brian Hackett
    Brian Hackett 3 years ago

    Oh, Chipper, you've really done it this time!