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My name is Jeff with 2 f's too.
Ever hear of a "coffee name"? In large cities, where people really like to guard their privacy, it's not uncommon to give a barista a "coffee name" so they don't yell your name out loud. Mine used to be "Steamshovel Bob", but I had too many people ask me how to spell "steamshovel"So, I decided to pick a name that  people can both recognize & spell  is unlikely to be shared by anyone else there and  amuses me.Now, the "coffe name" I give barista's is: DRACULA. 🦇🧛🏻♂️
Is that an african american with an african accent or an african american with an african american accent. Lol!
He was funny until that last joke
If you have an issue with loitering in your store you should be able to ask certain people that are loitering to leave and if they refuse call the authorities. That's all our rights for our businesses and homes & if we loiter we face the same consequences.
Found the racist.
He lost me with the Starbucks joke. That Starbucks employee did the right thing. (I am ill from those who think it hip and fair to defend bad behavior simply because some supposedly oppressed person commits the bad behavior. Enough with putting race above righteousness!)
I seldom give an f.
Dude looks like Frances McDormand and Woody Harrelson at the same time.
I'd give him something for free too for that joke, but probably a Black and White cookie.
not interested, bro :)
I gotta remember this, I'm Glenn with two n's😁
Oh my god. This guy looks tangentially similar to a younger Paul McCartney.I have this and Stephen Colbert with PMC on my TheXvid page and there is definitely a resemblance.
Glenn Close. It's 2 'n's. Make sure they get it right.
No F... Jeph
_My name Jeff_
Why does he go to Starbucks so much? He's wasting his time
This is genuinely funny 🤣
It should call the special "Waiting To Laugh".
I’m not sure what (s)he was talking about because I was too distracted by the jacket
Reminds me of the Je-fah-fah DUNhammmm skit.
Was looking for this comment😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yup, Peanut came to mind right away.
I had no idea there is Jeff with 2 fs xD
I got so excited when I saw that this was a new upload
My sister said she was dating a guy named Gregg with 2 Gs. I said Greg already has 2 Gs. So I call him 3G now.
Look out for 4G and the 5G.
I need more of this guy 😂😂
In your opening joke you should have said Jeff or JEPHJeff or JEPHJEPh is the new gender neutral non gender specific way of saying JEFF...That’s just one more example of PC culture CRINGEWowI just wrote a better Jeff jokethan your JEFF joke...If you want I will help you make your material so so much better...I can help you get real and just bejust be.
So, WTF, is this a woman or a man!!?
@VZ_ 342 Looks like somebody wants to get in his/her pants and is merely lashing out!
Simmer Chester It doesn’t really matter, does it? You’re not going to get in his pants no matter what, and the jokes are funny or not depending on whether YOU get them...or not.Perv.
So funny 🤣🤣
Just how close is this Glen person. Btw, is that Glen with one “n” or two?
Ellen is Nelle backwards as it sound posh.
Jeff is a Male name. Lesbian needs that new drug Tri Coxagin.
The closing joke was hilarious! 🤣😂🤣😂
1:57 M'name iz jeEFFF
Almost.But spoilt it with the virtue-signalling, not-so-funny "joke" at the end.
Amen. I wrote my own response to that in another part of this comments stream. Starbucks employee: right. Bratty Blacks and Starbucks: wrong.
GREAT JOKE AT THE END! Thank you.
That joke was also a complete misrepresentation of the situation
I honestly don't understand what the reply is trying to imply
You mean about how that future heart surgeon was so unceremoniously asked to leave Starbucks, and all anyone can see is the difference in external features (ie skin tone)?
Not Glenn Close... *Frances McDormand*
Why was that barista drinking on the job?
Is this a guy or girl? Not funny. I am guessing a woman
@Coprophilous Investigator thanks:) You should check out Brengt Washburn. That guy is funny
@Christine Heim You can't be sure these days
No way this guy is killing it! GSD fan is right you must check out his other stuff.P.S.I find your screen name enormously ironic impeccable work
Killsocialmedia I’m gathering with a name like Jeff, with 2 “f’s”, he’s a guy.
He's a man with low testosterone
Look at the head on that!
Then hot chocolate is Mormon coffee with a little cream on top.
But some people don't like the cream, so it is just mormon coffee.
Ellen 2.0 is on again.....
This bit is nothing but kicking down. Her snark was met with equal snark. Nothing funny here.
Kicking down is funny
Jeff with a G..would REALLY throw 'em 👈🏻🤣
It’s spelled with a ‘ph’..two of those, in fact. Name is Jephph.
@naomie adair Same.
amy I knew a Geoff. People spelled his name wrong all the time lol
dumb liberal im out
I wish race hadn’t been dragged into this 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
Totally agree. The gratuitous PC-SJW-approved bit at the end turned his otherwise funny set into typical, ordinary hackery.
A what? Dumbwhite? I don't get it, what am I missing?
Red T if it is not about race, why include the race of the offender in the joke thereby insulting an entire race?
@Kai they had. They got rid of it after this. The policy was on a store by store basis set in place by the manager. So unless this was the only time someone had ever gotten in trouble for loitering at the store it's fair to say it was store policy
It's not so much white-bashing as dumb-racist-person-bashing. White people just aren't allowed to tells jokes which may potentially make any other race look bad. "And a dumb white is a Starbucks employee who calls the cops on an African-American customer although he's just chilling out waiting for his friends."Would be true, and still funny, no matter which group you put in there as the 4th word, and no matter what kind of customer it is.
@Kai so have most people, hence it was obvious, despite rules being selectively enforced.
Makes you wonder... is bob spelled with one O, or two O’s?
Sara SunshineMT but hey... my name is bob... and I’m a dude 😢
Observ45er bbob? Or Bobb?
No, No, No. My name's Bob with two Bs...
"This is Bob. Bob has b*tch tits"Sorry, couldn't help the Fight Club joke on a Bob With Two O's
I'm going to have to try that next time I'm in Starbucks."What's your name?""Bob, with two Os."
Wow, its empty in here