Cannae cope on the outside

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  • Published on Aug 22, 2019
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Comments • 326

  • Beefy Beef
    Beefy Beef Month ago

    He canna even have a deeeeh

  • EJ08CPO
    EJ08CPO Month ago

    Mad fringes like that in Dagenham

  • EJ08CPO
    EJ08CPO Month ago

    Buckyyyyyyyyyy

  • Lock In
    Lock In 2 months ago

    See you on the other side

  • Willem DaFuckedUp
    Willem DaFuckedUp 2 months ago

    Shawshank Retention

  • Meme
    Meme 3 months ago

    when you realise a kellagram of steeyu is as heavy as a kellagram of feathors

  • Jock Allen
    Jock Allen 3 months ago

    Limy should of played Franco Begbie in Trainspotting

  • terraincognita96
    terraincognita96 3 months ago

    Agreed

  • Mebo
    Mebo 3 months ago

    Looks like he turned up to Uni to do his foundation degree at the age of 35

  • Captain Cluster
    Captain Cluster 3 months ago

    Watch this at 0.25 speed and it sounds like a sad robot

  • deaglain an draoi
    deaglain an draoi 3 months ago

    Spoken like my career councillor at school

  • Ekksoku
    Ekksoku 3 months ago

    lost on my fucking powers minorities often was on fucking gym

  • Ch33ki
    Ch33ki 3 months ago

    limmy at neutral state is just a limmy's show sketch

  • aaron i
    aaron i 3 months ago

    Dublin junkie fringe

  • Boom tish
    Boom tish 3 months ago

    I'm just gonna go Ice Llama.

  • Plague Doctor
    Plague Doctor 3 months ago +3

    0:53 DER COOMER

    • Wacky D Squared IV
      Wacky D Squared IV 3 months ago

      Plague Doctor
      Wit the fuck are you sleverin aboot ya fat wee rape victim?

  • Richard Milosevich
    Richard Milosevich 3 months ago

    REQUIEM

  • Tony C.
    Tony C. 3 months ago +6

    According to TheXvid CC:
    "You have a bum fringe... just at a deal. I've been at IDEO for two weeks of the way there myself. I've been at the jail for three weeks something already in my cellar here like I love failure. I don't know where that kind of guide you and it comes keenness a fucking Jew but the new a demon whore stole my fucking powers on my palms and then save me. Well my poles are fucking insane I don't weigh they were young man. I need to get back in. I need to get buying a fucking G. Oh man I can't hug can you fucking I could hear my little one fucking in my I've don't know what i'm doing i'm just going for a spell if i'm just gonna get fucking break then was walking in it next fucking popping. I'm just cut a fucking paint glass Terenas some cunt fucking face. It's like I can't cope a human. I can take all the humor. Either way they're young I can't get a fucking job niggas can a fucking children even Kurds have been in the fucking joon-hee cons getting a fucking joke man. I thought wait there you can I got a fucking counting a fucking but kinda got lost on my fucking powers minorities often was on fucking gym I don't know a fucking demon. Don't we fucking day. You know i'm gonna tee. I'm just gonna walk away and then the fucking do this properly. (makes drinking motion) I'm win Thor see some they have nothing for a fucking paint glass lines even ago why. I'm just gonna go (slams imaginary drinking glass into camera) ice Lama and fucking cut fucking off the photon man a fucking joke on my fucking cut off the fucking face off my. I need to get back now fucking jail man they all gave me a good fucking 5 yella. I'll get married five you a lot." (puts on hat)

  • Joss Dixon
    Joss Dixon 3 months ago

    Cannae cope on the outside because he's not a man wi a trade

  • Quick Dimwit
    Quick Dimwit 4 months ago

    Omg, turn on the captions. I think TheXvid's having a breakdown.

  • G
    G 4 months ago

    you should do a cover of no surprises

  • G Yorkshire
    G Yorkshire 4 months ago

    Fucking hell, that subtitling algorithm must see a lot of racism and black magic. It's kind of poetic in places, before he starts on the Kurds.

  • GAB
    GAB 4 months ago +1

    0:25 seconds with subtitles: a fucking Jew but the new a demon whore stole my fucking powers

  • Loz Goodwin
    Loz Goodwin 4 months ago

    thexvid.com/video/lCeiYYKmX5k/video.html

  • clearair
    clearair 4 months ago

    One of his finest skits

  • MagikGimp
    MagikGimp 4 months ago

    Closer to the truth than the fringe to your forehead.

  • Vrethagon
    Vrethagon 4 months ago

    This is my favorite improv story.

  • Tom
    Tom 4 months ago

    That Nike T-shirt is made of the same fabric as the puma one its identical in every way yet £20 price difference all for a tiny logo its mental literally the same T-shirt

  • Garret Byrne
    Garret Byrne 4 months ago

    True story

  • Willem DaFuckedUp
    Willem DaFuckedUp 4 months ago

    Shawkshank Exemption

  • Action Speaks Louder Than Words

    Council cut yer hair wi a cheese grater?

  • SpideyxGirl Twitch
    SpideyxGirl Twitch 4 months ago

    “Nae cunt” is the new N word according to captions 😶

  • Sophie Mir
    Sophie Mir 4 months ago

    calling this out is one of the best things i've ever done. glad so many understand what i mean. it's amazing how a simple hairstyle can be interpreted in such a way. also 100% agree with @billy reynolds!

  • Ana Bozic
    Ana Bozic 4 months ago

    i feel so bleak

  • Snake_XIX
    Snake_XIX 4 months ago +1

    Jeez Limmy chill ok I’ll sub damn times are rough

  • Gary Paterson
    Gary Paterson 4 months ago

    Joker Origin story

  • thebluestbelly
    thebluestbelly 4 months ago

    i would do this if i was homeless

  • Jimmi Burton
    Jimmi Burton 5 months ago +1

    Was having a bad day until I watched this

  • Mad dog Conlon
    Mad dog Conlon 5 months ago

    Amazing

  • Bludy 893
    Bludy 893 5 months ago

    Here u fannybaws yer fringe is pure cringe

  • Jontin Murfee
    Jontin Murfee 5 months ago

    She's turned the weans against ye has she

  • Pur3 DemoN v
    Pur3 DemoN v 5 months ago

    Limmy you are pure class i remember the Firework video you did is that a sparkler definitely sparkler looks like a Banger even today you still got skills and still know how too make people laugh and feel happy and good keep it up brother 🙏

  • The Sad Attic
    The Sad Attic 5 months ago

    Just turn on subtitles. They more or less translate what he's trying to get across.

  • menamgamg
    menamgamg 5 months ago

    I literally can't catch a single word he's saying except "fuck" and "fucking"

  • Big Flat
    Big Flat 5 months ago

    Genuinely work with a guy who’s dad got rid of “sleuching out”toilets at night ,Fairweather ,in Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿,whilst some prisoners are scum a lot of them are victims of circumstances,(not all)

  • Master Chef
    Master Chef 5 months ago +2

    CC: HELP PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING!!

  • The V0iD
    The V0iD 5 months ago +539

    Scan his fringe with a barcode scanner and it'll show up as a multipack of Irn-Bru

  • Ricardobayes
    Ricardobayes 5 months ago

    Can someone translate this video to English please?

  • Da Turtle
    Da Turtle 5 months ago

    Barcode scan that fringe for a free refill of a bottle of water

  • Roomy
    Roomy 5 months ago

    I transcribed all the words I understood:
    need

  • Gary Bates
    Gary Bates 5 months ago

    Your teeth need to be more yellow

  • Noah
    Noah 5 months ago

    Limmy is a bit of a lad

  • Throw communists out of helicopters

    When you find out a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers

  • charliekowen
    charliekowen 5 months ago

    limmy just pish yersel

  • Riki Newton
    Riki Newton 5 months ago

    Sadly this is so very true in way too many cases of ppl who have become so used (institutionalised) to prison life they absolutely cannot cope having their independence handed back to them and sent packing - with little to no support to help them. Limmy is one fucking cool dude for highlighting this all to common problem faced by former prisoners. Good call Limmy - thanx from the heart. Rx

  • Richie C
    Richie C 5 months ago

    That's the way it is for a lot of cunts lol

  • pyongyang gang666
    pyongyang gang666 5 months ago

    Knife and fork fringe.

  • Wheresmyeyebrow
    Wheresmyeyebrow 5 months ago

    Just SLAM

  • D Muig
    D Muig 5 months ago

    It's like a deepfake video where Limmy morphs into Robert Carlyle.

  • Four Shore
    Four Shore 5 months ago +2

    where can i buy limmy bath water?