Cannae cope on the outside

  • Published on Aug 22, 2019
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Comments • 301

  • MagikGimp
    MagikGimp Day ago

    Closer to the truth than the fringe to your forehead.

  • Vrethagon
    Vrethagon 2 days ago

    This is my favorite improv story.

  • Tom
    Tom 4 days ago

    That Nike T-shirt is made of the same fabric as the puma one its identical in every way yet £20 price difference all for a tiny logo its mental literally the same T-shirt

  • Garret Byrne
    Garret Byrne 4 days ago

    True story

  • Willem DaFuckedUp
    Willem DaFuckedUp 4 days ago

    Shawkshank Exemption

  • Jako Huncho
    Jako Huncho 7 days ago

    Are you broadcasting from Yoker?

  • Action Speaks Louder Than Words

    Council cut yer hair wi a cheese grater?

  • SpideyxGirl Twitch
    SpideyxGirl Twitch 10 days ago

    “Nae cunt” is the new N word according to captions 😶

  • Sophie Mir
    Sophie Mir 12 days ago

    calling this out is one of the best things i've ever done. glad so many understand what i mean. it's amazing how a simple hairstyle can be interpreted in such a way. also 100% agree with @billy reynolds!

  • Ana Bozic
    Ana Bozic 12 days ago

    i feel so bleak

  • Snake_XIX
    Snake_XIX 12 days ago +1

    Jeez Limmy chill ok I’ll sub damn times are rough

    NiGHTMAY NiGODiE 13 days ago


  • Gary Paterson
    Gary Paterson 14 days ago

    Joker Origin story

  • thebluestbelly
    thebluestbelly 17 days ago

    i would do this if i was homeless

  • Jimmi Burton
    Jimmi Burton 19 days ago

    Was having a bad day until I watched this

  • Martin 998
    Martin 998 19 days ago


  • James 1137
    James 1137 19 days ago

    Here u fannybaws yer fringe is pure cringe

  • Jontin Murfee
    Jontin Murfee 20 days ago

    She's turned the weans against ye has she

  • Pur3 DemoN v
    Pur3 DemoN v 20 days ago

    Limmy you are pure class i remember the Firework video you did is that a sparkler definitely sparkler looks like a Banger even today you still got skills and still know how too make people laugh and feel happy and good keep it up brother 🙏

  • The Sad Attic
    The Sad Attic 20 days ago

    Just turn on subtitles. They more or less translate what he's trying to get across.

  • menamgamg
    menamgamg 21 day ago

    I literally can't catch a single word he's saying except "fuck" and "fucking"

  • Big Flat
    Big Flat 21 day ago

    Genuinely work with a guy who’s dad got rid of “sleuching out”toilets at night ,Fairweather ,in Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿,whilst some prisoners are scum a lot of them are victims of circumstances,(not all)

  • Master Chef
    Master Chef 21 day ago


  • The V0iD
    The V0iD 21 day ago +113

    Scan his fringe with a barcode scanner and it'll show up as a multipack of Irn-Bru

  • Nagy Richárd
    Nagy Richárd 21 day ago

    Can someone translate this video to English please?

  • Da Turtle
    Da Turtle 21 day ago

    Barcode scan that fringe for a free refill of a bottle of water

  • Roomy
    Roomy 22 days ago

    I transcribed all the words I understood:

  • Gary Bates
    Gary Bates 22 days ago

    Your teeth need to be more yellow

  • Noah
    Noah 22 days ago

    Limmy is a bit of a lad

  • Throw communists out of helicopters

    When you find out a kilogram of steel weighs the same as a kilogram of feathers

  • charliekowen
    charliekowen 22 days ago

    limmy just pish yersel

  • Riki Newton
    Riki Newton 22 days ago

    Sadly this is so very true in way too many cases of ppl who have become so used (institutionalised) to prison life they absolutely cannot cope having their independence handed back to them and sent packing - with little to no support to help them. Limmy is one fucking cool dude for highlighting this all to common problem faced by former prisoners. Good call Limmy - thanx from the heart. Rx

  • Richie C
    Richie C 22 days ago

    That's the way it is for a lot of cunts lol

  • pyongyang gang666
    pyongyang gang666 22 days ago

    Knife and fork fringe.

  • Wheresmyeyebrow
    Wheresmyeyebrow 22 days ago

    Just SLAM

  • D Muig
    D Muig 22 days ago

    It's like a deepfake video where Limmy morphs into Robert Carlyle.

  • Four Shore
    Four Shore 22 days ago +2

    where can i buy limmy bath water?

  • gomey70
    gomey70 22 days ago

    your feather wood nut be prude.

  • Antoin
    Antoin 22 days ago

    Live streamers be like....

  • Robinetti
    Robinetti 22 days ago

    Limmy: aoaueycbncfjeiwhaja FOCKIN' JUUL MAN nsjssixicjcncnsp88apak

  • Ælectronics
    Ælectronics 22 days ago

    Baht isteel es heviah thanh fethas

  • Nando Vee
    Nando Vee 22 days ago +2

    Limmy - can ye do a improv story. Scottish guy goes to russian hardbass nightclub

    • Nando Vee
      Nando Vee 20 days ago

      Ye kin even call him craig

  • TheUnspoken
    TheUnspoken 22 days ago


  • Nathaniel Martin
    Nathaniel Martin 22 days ago

    Kill jester

  • craig hall
    craig hall 22 days ago

    I wanna meet Limmy chat shit for a bit then have him do a snip bit like this on me, he defiantly gets there's pieces from random people he meets lol

  • Sebbe Österlin
    Sebbe Österlin 22 days ago

    The only word i heard from him was Jail

  • Red-Son
    Red-Son 23 days ago

    got pretty real for me towards the end

  • gh0ul gh0ul
    gh0ul gh0ul 23 days ago

    Yer faither wed be prood

  • Soilhands
    Soilhands 23 days ago

    Jus howe many fockin tymes do ye have to say fockin ye kunt

      NiGHTMAY NiGODiE 13 days ago

      Soilhands It’s the tongue of the Scots ma bro,
      by-product of having a sunny day like once a year

  • james
    james 23 days ago +1

    fair enough

  • Laying it on - pouring it on.

    Its a shame you do actually get people like that, more comfy inside than out here. 3 meals a day, no need to work, regimented life which is hard to fuck up and make bad decisions, no responsibilities, no need to face faliure because you dont do anything. Getting released can be scary. Those are some of the main reasons people prefer being in prison. But I remember a guy who every christmas would purposefully get himself arrested (which in his case meant a prison sentence) so that he wouldnt have to spend xmas on the streets as he was homeless, thats pretty fuckin tragic. I have severed 2 years but I was never a 'prison guy', a lot of them ya can tell feel so at home there.........I was just fuckin devastated to be honest lol.

  • Brian Dennehy
    Brian Dennehy 23 days ago

    This was heart breaking Limmy. Too much.

  • Andrew Paton
    Andrew Paton 23 days ago

    Aye pick up yer bass and reform Motorheid !!

  • ddemaine
    ddemaine 23 days ago +1

    Your hair is a lovely shade

  • ji_ 2001
    ji_ 2001 23 days ago


  • James Cowton
    James Cowton 23 days ago

    Brick thru a shopwindow but Xmas int till December 😂 Just got on to Dee Dee mate, u prob went read this, fucking brilliant, best thing I've seen for ages, Pure mint

  • Miqseri GX
    Miqseri GX 23 days ago


  • Capricorn
    Capricorn 23 days ago


  • James Lappin
    James Lappin 23 days ago

    I don’t get this guy, is this supposed to be comedy?

    • Luke S.
      Luke S. 23 days ago

      RIP Benny Harvey

  • TheUnknown Gamer
    TheUnknown Gamer 23 days ago

    I have no idea if this is a sketch or not.