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The emperor sits on a pile of ewok bones
This dude LIKED that Skywalker abandoned the force? The dude that fucking plays the part says that's stupid.Guy on the right's a retard.
Fuck it, let's bring back darth jar jar bings and make him the real villain
Well it can't be any worse than the last steaming pile of 💩💩!
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Jar Jar the Wise? ..
Darth JarJar time travelHell yeah(I just dont really care anymore)
This question is for mike:Do you think after the rise of skywalker you will finally admit star wars is better than star trek?
awesome vid , very amusing and his laugh is creepier than palpatines ! 🤣🤣🤣👍
11:37 those are quidditch players.
Star Wars writers are taking notes
i think the time travel plot is a little too ridiculous. i think JJ just said fuck it and rey just fixed the lightsabre due to some made up shit with the force they suddenly can do. the falcon looks like its just a new dish. looks more like a circle with the bottom cut off. i dont know what to expect. but anything is better than the last movie.
Rise of Scissorpunch!
Rich, I greatly approve of your shirt
I get more excited about seeing how the predictions pan out than I do about seeing the actual content.
Oh for fuck's sake, you're right aren't you.
Theory: Snoke was a force sensitive in the outer rim that was possessed by palpatine (it would be cool if it was Ezra Bridger) and now that Snoke is gone, palpatine needs someone else to possess to continue his pursuit of “unlimited power” and I think there is some kind of twist at the end on whether Rey or Kylo is the enemy etc.I thought it would have been cool for Maz Kanata to be Asoka Tano in disguise but that seems highly unlikely at this time.
It’s too damn bad Mike took a (much deserved) 18 pound sledgehammer to Star Wars, because he deserves to be the voice of Emperor in any and all Star Wars related properties until he dies (probably of liver failure).
Now I just want to see this hypothetical fan fiction intend
There is a Mr. Coffee in the bag so they can time travel.....undo all the Ryan Johnson fuck ups.
Palpatine who was really Darth Sidious (but of course they'll call him Palpatine) creates a horcrux and puts it in a vault from the Death Star (and it's still intact. Sidious is the one who "possessed" Snoke and is grooming Kylo Ren to become his resurrected body host. Fin is Mace "Snokes on a mother fu*king deathstar" Windu's son - because why not?Knights of Ren are going to do absolutely nothing.Rey is secretly Owen and Beru's granddaughter. Or Obi-Wan's Granddaughter. because - no reason - because no one cares about plots anymore.
They could retcon Rey's parents being "no one" pretty easy if they said she was a clone. Maybe a gender swapped clone of Anakin. If she was Anakin's clone, they could then try to claim that it made a really good story arc with Anakin to Vader to Rey.
Palpatine had a digital clone of himself giving orders in Battlefield 2 in like a robot body.And those trees are too small to be Endor where Kylo Ren is fighting.
They've already established a way to do this in canon, specifically in an episode of Rebels, unfortunately. And the Emperor was heavily involved in that episode.
Rebels already showed Time Travel is possible in limited ways in the Star Wars universe.
Evil ewoks? So...would they be called...evilwoks?
STOP CONFUSION ANAKIN'S LIGHTSABER FOR LUKE'S LUKE'S IS GREEN ANAKIN'S IS BLUE
Time travel happens and suddenly.. "Hello There!" and then all Movie Theaters go crazy.
the reason to kill the past is simple: toy profits in part must go to george UNLESS it is a new ip. so fuk r2d2, luke and all the rest so that di$ney can make more. wrap it in feminism and it becomes even more impervious! i kid you not this is exactly what is happening.
one movie I really couldn't care about
Pretty new here....why does Rich laugh so fkin hard at mikes jokes.....yeehhh mike is kinda funny...but fkn hell rich.....he AINT DAT FKN FUNNY MATE???
Are the resistance building their own Death Star?
Yeeeehhhhh I'm SUPER happy I didn't get too invested in star wars
JARJARS son isn't a Spiderman.....he's a spiderCANT......budum tsshhh
The last season of Star Wars Rebels, introduce time travel, sooo i think we are fucked
JJ's thought "fuck it, I'll warp time with the energy core from the Death Star in Star Wars." It's so smug a plot it might just be right.
they said she repairs the saber, its even shown repaired somewhere
dont you think jj going to make that rey actually luke’s and leia’s bastard daughter and she’ll go back to the past (time travel) and be mother of darth vader?
7:06 lmfao I couldn't breathe
Here's my prediction. I will never watch another Star Wars movie.....EVER.
At this point it's hard to say if the prequel or sequel trilogy is worse
I think that planet is called Hana-kasana-hana.
Bad writers use time travel to fix their problems.
Im not sure why they don't edit out Rich laughing.
If they bring back Palpatine as an emaciated corpse with a rotting cowl, it'll be exactly the same thing Doctor Who did with The Master. The year before the original Star Wars was even released.
Except The Deadly Assassin was great, kinda destroyed the mysticism of the Time Lords but it's great.
I hate jj abrams’ sons’ smug entitled face.
Sooo the deathstar is horcrux and Palpatine is just hanging around it like a spooky ghost?
Don't care, won't watch it anyway. Why waste money on something that promised to suck. Slap the bitch in the face once in a while will be the best way to wake her the f up
Rey turns out to be Ankins mom
Rey finds some time travel thing and goes back in time and changes her name to Shmi Skywalker dont @ me
They had that time travel story line in Star Wars Rebels. Ezra saved ahsoka from Darth Vader.
I still say that Lucas should have used Legends...
Time travel in Star Wars is now canon thanks to the “world between worlds” rebels episode Just a heads up :)
Rey wiggles her nose, nods, then ploink! Time travel!
A long time ago in a non-binary galaxy far far away .....After Rey womenz and token black guy finn help fight off the horrible straight white non gender fluid Kylo Ren and his army of white manz, With no training what so ever womenz Rey learned she is now the most powerful jedi in the whole galaxy putting an end to the white rulers. Rey womenz has started training up her own army of non white cis gender weirdo folk in a hope to establish that womenz are strong.Meanwhile white straight non fluid kylo is back to his old tricks into trying to suppress anyone not straight Male or white.Womenz Rey has found out about horrible white straight manz kylos plans and has teamed up with transvestite gay binary jar jar binks in a hope to secure peace to the galaxy ...........
JJ Abrams watches this video. Makes frantic call to Disney management; 'I need to do some reshoots ASAP!'
Those 'jetpack' troopers look more like their on 'broomsticks aka Harry Potter than jetpack's.Hope I'm wrong about that!
Luke should show up with a landspeeder that has to generate 1.21 gigawatts so they can save the past
I could go on for hours but, simply put, Rian Johnson and Disney completely destroyed the history, the depth, the meaning, the characters, the values, and even the entertainment value of Star Wars then blamed the fans for not liking it. Thanks Disney.
The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. Hence Palpatine could survive the Death Star exploding. Also if Leia could fly through empty space, surely Palpatine could, right? He's been chilling in the wreckage of the Death Star for 30 years. Getting better. Working out. etc.
Eating a couple of protein bars...
-Bring out the schlock. -The schlock is sleeping. -Well, I guess you'll have to wake him up, won't you?
Anyone else loves how richard laughs at 29:18
It´s gonna be trash
Uh, we have written a, uh, a Spider-Man comic book.
It's great, it's gonna be great, fans are great, you're great, great.
Wait… they thought it would be a good idea to give the Batman v Superman writer another massive project?Rich is correct. This movie is going to be awful.
He also won an oscar for Argo so I don't think we should count him out
Time travel in Star Wars! Noooo Waaay.
reminder that force time-travel was canonized by rebels so this shit is even more likely to happen
🎶He's gonna take you back to the past🎶 To watch the shity movies that suck ass🎶....
As long as it's not depressing like last Jedi I'm in.
Disney has brought this shit on them selves. I didn’t buy the TLJ DVD. For the first time in over 25years. I don’t own a Star Wars movie. Sorry Disney you don’t get my money.
Aint it cool news brought me here
Another crybaby channel
Like is not coming back. It will be Rey. Much to our torture
I predict it's gonna suck and if you're gonna go pay for it, it will do nothing but make you angry
I love these subtle jokes: you really wrote the mistaken "Bliss" name under the image then later have shown the actual name? LOL. Lando, presumably, sits in the front of the Falcon in a wheelchair. The surpRise of Skywalker...