Rich and Mike's The Rise of Skywalker Predictions Video

  • Published on Jul 14, 2019
  • A little late to the game? NO! We've got until December to pointlessly speculate on the last of the "Skywalker saga" films!!! Mike has a crazy plot prediction and Rich has some ideas on how Palpatine can come back. Enjoy, friends!!
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  • Don’t Tread On Me
    Don’t Tread On Me 51 second ago

    The emperor sits on a pile of ewok bones

  • Aristide Regnier
    Aristide Regnier 5 minutes ago

    This dude LIKED that Skywalker abandoned the force? The dude that fucking plays the part says that's stupid.
    Guy on the right's a retard.

  • Matoe Koelo
    Matoe Koelo Hour ago

    Fuck it, let's bring back darth jar jar bings and make him the real villain

  • Simon Reah
    Simon Reah Hour ago

    Well it can't be any worse than the last steaming pile of 💩💩!

  • Heavy Early
    Heavy Early 2 hours ago +1

    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Jar Jar the Wise? ..

  • GEC Panther
    GEC Panther 6 hours ago

    Darth JarJar time travel
    Hell yeah
    (I just dont really care anymore)

  • Jonathan Lewis
    Jonathan Lewis 8 hours ago

    This question is for mike:
    Do you think after the rise of skywalker you will finally admit star wars is better than star trek?

  • Mr. Smiley
    Mr. Smiley 8 hours ago


  • PowerHouseG
    PowerHouseG 8 hours ago

    awesome vid , very amusing and his laugh is creepier than palpatines ! 🤣🤣🤣👍

  • maddsloth II
    maddsloth II 9 hours ago

    11:37 those are quidditch players.

  • AL3XinDANG3R
    AL3XinDANG3R 9 hours ago +1

    Star Wars writers are taking notes

  • Ed ebrock
    Ed ebrock 10 hours ago

    i think the time travel plot is a little too ridiculous. i think JJ just said fuck it and rey just fixed the lightsabre due to some made up shit with the force they suddenly can do. the falcon looks like its just a new dish. looks more like a circle with the bottom cut off. i dont know what to expect. but anything is better than the last movie.

  • Paul Pizzlewizzle
    Paul Pizzlewizzle 11 hours ago

    Rise of Scissorpunch!

  • The Most Interesting Man in Hyrule

    Rich, I greatly approve of your shirt

  • Frank Henchy
    Frank Henchy 13 hours ago

    I get more excited about seeing how the predictions pan out than I do about seeing the actual content.

  • Robert Lloyd
    Robert Lloyd 13 hours ago +1

    Oh for fuck's sake, you're right aren't you.

  • Gw G
    Gw G 14 hours ago

    Theory: Snoke was a force sensitive in the outer rim that was possessed by palpatine (it would be cool if it was Ezra Bridger) and now that Snoke is gone, palpatine needs someone else to possess to continue his pursuit of “unlimited power” and I think there is some kind of twist at the end on whether Rey or Kylo is the enemy etc.
    I thought it would have been cool for Maz Kanata to be Asoka Tano in disguise but that seems highly unlikely at this time.

  • Joe Johnson
    Joe Johnson 15 hours ago

    It’s too damn bad Mike took a (much deserved) 18 pound sledgehammer to Star Wars, because he deserves to be the voice of Emperor in any and all Star Wars related properties until he dies (probably of liver failure).

  • Dallas Malburg
    Dallas Malburg 17 hours ago

    Now I just want to see this hypothetical fan fiction intend

  • Swanzo
    Swanzo 17 hours ago

    There is a Mr. Coffee in the bag so they can time travel.....undo all the Ryan Johnson fuck ups.

  • Kyle Fotheringham
    Kyle Fotheringham 19 hours ago

    Palpatine who was really Darth Sidious (but of course they'll call him Palpatine) creates a horcrux and puts it in a vault from the Death Star (and it's still intact. Sidious is the one who "possessed" Snoke and is grooming Kylo Ren to become his resurrected body host.
    Fin is Mace "Snokes on a mother fu*king deathstar" Windu's son - because why not?
    Knights of Ren are going to do absolutely nothing.
    Rey is secretly Owen and Beru's granddaughter. Or Obi-Wan's Granddaughter. because - no reason - because no one cares about plots anymore.

  • CaptPostmod
    CaptPostmod 21 hour ago

    They could retcon Rey's parents being "no one" pretty easy if they said she was a clone. Maybe a gender swapped clone of Anakin. If she was Anakin's clone, they could then try to claim that it made a really good story arc with Anakin to Vader to Rey.

  • Terrell Reeves
    Terrell Reeves 21 hour ago

    Palpatine had a digital clone of himself giving orders in Battlefield 2 in like a robot body.
    And those trees are too small to be Endor where Kylo Ren is fighting.

  • Daniel Roche
    Daniel Roche 23 hours ago +1

    They've already established a way to do this in canon, specifically in an episode of Rebels, unfortunately. And the Emperor was heavily involved in that episode.

  • x570Belmont
    x570Belmont Day ago

    Rebels already showed Time Travel is possible in limited ways in the Star Wars universe.

  • Chris
    Chris Day ago

    Evil ewoks? So...would they be called...evilwoks?

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  • MightyMagyarz
    MightyMagyarz Day ago

    Time travel happens and suddenly.. "Hello There!" and then all Movie Theaters go crazy.

  • fu hoo
    fu hoo Day ago +1

    the reason to kill the past is simple: toy profits in part must go to george UNLESS it is a new ip. so fuk r2d2, luke and all the rest so that di$ney can make more. wrap it in feminism and it becomes even more impervious! i kid you not this is exactly what is happening.

  • Craig Wallace
    Craig Wallace Day ago

    one movie I really couldn't care about

  • nopaincobain72
    nopaincobain72 Day ago

    Pretty new here....why does Rich laugh so fkin hard at mikes jokes.....yeehhh mike is kinda funny...but fkn hell rich.....he AINT DAT FKN FUNNY MATE???

  • Streamer Minion
    Streamer Minion Day ago

    Are the resistance building their own Death Star?

  • nopaincobain72
    nopaincobain72 Day ago

    Yeeeehhhhh I'm SUPER happy I didn't get too invested in star wars

  • nopaincobain72
    nopaincobain72 Day ago

    JARJARS son isn't a Spiderman.....he's a spiderCANT......budum tsshhh

  • Jose Antonio Hurtado

    The last season of Star Wars Rebels, introduce time travel, sooo i think we are fucked

  • bookillee
    bookillee Day ago +1

    JJ's thought "fuck it, I'll warp time with the energy core from the Death Star in Star Wars." It's so smug a plot it might just be right.

  • cheyyen
    cheyyen Day ago

    they said she repairs the saber, its even shown repaired somewhere

  • shamlix
    shamlix Day ago

    dont you think jj going to make that rey actually luke’s and leia’s bastard daughter and she’ll go back to the past (time travel) and be mother of darth vader?

  • DanTheMan225
    DanTheMan225 Day ago +4

    7:06 lmfao I couldn't breathe

  • Franken Stein
    Franken Stein Day ago

    Here's my prediction. I will never watch another Star Wars movie.....EVER.

  • TheBfutgreg
    TheBfutgreg Day ago

    At this point it's hard to say if the prequel or sequel trilogy is worse

  • Niven42
    Niven42 Day ago

    I think that planet is called Hana-kasana-hana.

  • TheNVSK
    TheNVSK Day ago

    Bad writers use time travel to fix their problems.

  • Bryan Gleason
    Bryan Gleason Day ago

    Im not sure why they don't edit out Rich laughing.

  • The Ikon Channel
    The Ikon Channel Day ago +2

    If they bring back Palpatine as an emaciated corpse with a rotting cowl, it'll be exactly the same thing Doctor Who did with The Master. The year before the original Star Wars was even released.

    • metalmugen
      metalmugen 21 hour ago

      Except The Deadly Assassin was great, kinda destroyed the mysticism of the Time Lords but it's great.

  • CounterCultureMedia

    I hate jj abrams’ sons’ smug entitled face.

  • Mike
    Mike Day ago

    Sooo the deathstar is horcrux and Palpatine is just hanging around it like a spooky ghost?

  • Duy Son
    Duy Son Day ago

    Don't care, won't watch it anyway. Why waste money on something that promised to suck. Slap the bitch in the face once in a while will be the best way to wake her the f up

  • Ben Campbell
    Ben Campbell Day ago +2

    Rey turns out to be Ankins mom

  • c a.c. n
    c a.c. n 2 days ago

    Rey finds some time travel thing and goes back in time and changes her name to Shmi Skywalker dont @ me

  • BumbleBeeTuna
    BumbleBeeTuna 2 days ago

    They had that time travel story line in Star Wars Rebels. Ezra saved ahsoka from Darth Vader.

  • Eric Evans
    Eric Evans 2 days ago

    I still say that Lucas should have used Legends...

  • Robinson’s Juice
    Robinson’s Juice 2 days ago +6

    Time travel in Star Wars is now canon thanks to the “world between worlds” rebels episode
    Just a heads up :)

  • Wyman Lew
    Wyman Lew 2 days ago

    Rey wiggles her nose, nods, then ploink! Time travel!

  • Father Thomas
    Father Thomas 2 days ago

    A long time ago in a non-binary galaxy far far away .....
    After Rey womenz and token black guy finn help fight off the horrible straight white non gender fluid Kylo Ren and his army of white manz,
    With no training what so ever womenz Rey learned she is now the most powerful jedi in the whole galaxy putting an end to the white rulers. Rey womenz has started training up her own army of non white cis gender weirdo folk in a hope to establish that womenz are strong.
    Meanwhile white straight non fluid kylo is back to his old tricks into trying to suppress anyone not straight Male or white.
    Womenz Rey has found out about horrible white straight manz kylos plans and has teamed up with transvestite gay binary jar jar binks in a hope to secure peace to the galaxy ...........

  • TankUni
    TankUni 2 days ago +10

    JJ Abrams watches this video. Makes frantic call to Disney management; 'I need to do some reshoots ASAP!'

  • Gregory Sowten
    Gregory Sowten 2 days ago +1

    Those 'jetpack' troopers look more like their on 'broomsticks aka Harry Potter than jetpack's.Hope I'm wrong about that!

  • Cumberbatch Pepperpot
    Cumberbatch Pepperpot 2 days ago +1

    Luke should show up with a landspeeder that has to generate 1.21 gigawatts so they can save the past

  • Epic Ward
    Epic Ward 2 days ago

    I could go on for hours but, simply put, Rian Johnson and Disney completely destroyed the history, the depth, the meaning, the characters, the values, and even the entertainment value of Star Wars then blamed the fans for not liking it. Thanks Disney.

  • Brian Carter
    Brian Carter 2 days ago +2

    The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. Hence Palpatine could survive the Death Star exploding. Also if Leia could fly through empty space, surely Palpatine could, right? He's been chilling in the wreckage of the Death Star for 30 years. Getting better. Working out. etc.

  • Gary Oldman
    Gary Oldman 2 days ago +5

    -Bring out the schlock. -The schlock is sleeping. -Well, I guess you'll have to wake him up, won't you?

  • Pepin Nator
    Pepin Nator 2 days ago

    Anyone else loves how richard laughs at 29:18

  • Dave Schilling
    Dave Schilling 2 days ago +1

    It´s gonna be trash

  • Spyder
    Spyder 2 days ago +3

    Uh, we have written a, uh, a Spider-Man comic book.

    • metalmugen
      metalmugen 21 hour ago

      It's great, it's gonna be great, fans are great, you're great, great.

  • Whyavier
    Whyavier 2 days ago +3

    Wait… they thought it would be a good idea to give the Batman v Superman writer another massive project?
    Rich is correct. This movie is going to be awful.

    • Milanous
      Milanous Day ago +1

      He also won an oscar for Argo so I don't think we should count him out

  • Roger Coh
    Roger Coh 2 days ago

    Time travel in Star Wars! Noooo Waaay.

  • CluelessHack
    CluelessHack 2 days ago +1

    reminder that force time-travel was canonized by rebels so this shit is even more likely to happen

  • Joshua Harrington
    Joshua Harrington 2 days ago

    🎶He's gonna take you back to the past🎶 To watch the shity movies that suck ass🎶....

  • bongo gibbans
    bongo gibbans 2 days ago

    As long as it's not depressing like last Jedi I'm in.

  • Doubleheaded Eagle
    Doubleheaded Eagle 2 days ago +1

    Disney has brought this shit on them selves. I didn’t buy the TLJ DVD. For the first time in over 25years. I don’t own a Star Wars movie. Sorry Disney you don’t get my money.

  • Jack Macpherson
    Jack Macpherson 2 days ago +1

    Aint it cool news brought me here

  • Stephanie S
    Stephanie S 3 days ago

    Another crybaby channel

  • Alex Rain
    Alex Rain 3 days ago

    Like is not coming back. It will be Rey. Much to our torture

  • Lange Musik
    Lange Musik 3 days ago

    I predict it's gonna suck and if you're gonna go pay for it, it will do nothing but make you angry

  • Andras Jonas
    Andras Jonas 3 days ago

    I love these subtle jokes: you really wrote the mistaken "Bliss" name under the image then later have shown the actual name? LOL. Lando, presumably, sits in the front of the Falcon in a wheelchair. The surpRise of Skywalker...