A Senator Fell Asleep During Impeachment Trial | The Daily Show With Trevor Noah

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  • Democrats clash with Republicans at the start of President Trump's Senate impeachment trial, and Trump offers a litany of excuses for opposing the testimony of John Bolton.
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  • Comedy Central UK
    Comedy Central UK  2 months ago +39

    Reply to this comment with some raps you'd want to see performed in Congress?

    • Utkarsh Sharma
      Utkarsh Sharma 2 months ago +2

      Sorry that i let you down!
      -NF

    • DW.Harry
      DW.Harry 2 months ago +1

      We Gon' Be Alright!

    • Tza Oriana
      Tza Oriana 2 months ago +1

      🖐

    • J
      J 2 months ago +1

      @Vivian Stimpson shorty, you fine
      Let's get it on

    • Vivian Stimpson
      Vivian Stimpson 2 months ago +1

      spill the wine
      jail that con

  • Li Mo
    Li Mo 2 months ago

    Lovely Mitch rap - only thing to love about Mitch ever, so good job!

  • murderoustendencies
    murderoustendencies 2 months ago

    Trump : "wHaT WiLL hApPeN iF hE TeLLs wHaT i ThiNk aBoUt wOrLd LeAdErS?"
    YOU'LL GET IMPEACHED THAT'S WHAT WILL HAPPEN IS THIS GUY SO STUPID HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THAT !?!?!?!?

  • ElizaUK Samad
    ElizaUK Samad 2 months ago

    OMG USA a joke put ..verbal Clown as a head of state..

  • Walter 3579
    Walter 3579 2 months ago

    Suckulow=0 Jeffries=1000

  • Tasman Millen
    Tasman Millen 2 months ago +1

    The most distracting thing was that Trump flicked his right elbow out every few seconds. Did anyone else notice that?

  • A Hamze
    A Hamze 2 months ago +1

    Funny segment !!! Trevor delivers pin point gotta admit

  • waiotahi52
    waiotahi52 2 months ago

    Trump could shoot someone on the Senate floor and still be acquitted 53-47. Unless he shot a Republican, then it would be 52-47

  • Justine Linley
    Justine Linley 2 months ago +2

    Senators who can't keep up, with the trial, can't vote on it factually! No law maker or police can ever make a judgment like that. The Democrats should just declare the impeachment, and say it's because the Trump team ignores what they already know is against him, so his guilt is obvious to them too. Otherwise, they'd pay attention. This should be easily done, since the German based senate follows no real set of rules. When in Rome...

  • javier migoya
    javier migoya 2 months ago

    Oh only Water and Milk, The Senate Sucks, Bring in Pelosi with the Truckloads of Vodka, because you any seasoned drunk knows that water and Vodka smell the same

  • javier migoya
    javier migoya 2 months ago +1

    Your Honor, I would like to Move to a Vote to Dismiss the Case on the Grounds that most of the Senators are asleep and can not make a truthful and proper judgment because they slept threw the presentation of the evidence

  • DW.Harry
    DW.Harry 2 months ago

    why is coffee not aloud in the senate?

  • João Pedro Tomás
    João Pedro Tomás 2 months ago +1

    Really, guys? They didn't censor it in their own official channel but you censor the word to the UK channel? wtf? it's not even a british english word lol

  • King Coker
    King Coker 2 months ago

    Have you been to Nigeria? Come naija 😂 all this one Na yarns! Okoto yarns!

  • Lynda Mackrous
    Lynda Mackrous 2 months ago

    Boring, nauseating. Sa message to Schiff

  • Meir Wise
    Meir Wise 2 months ago

    Anybody who has to listen to those lowlife lying democrats spout hypocrisy for 12 hours would not just fall asleep...they'd be comatosed!

  • Novia Handiyana
    Novia Handiyana 2 months ago

    Always happen in Indonesia

  • Joe Vines
    Joe Vines 2 months ago

    I don't think he was quoting Biggie Smalls, it's a common phrase.

  • Sachin Rajput
    Sachin Rajput 2 months ago

    All one side trevor one side believe me he fuck everyone 😂😂

  • TELEVISIBLE
    TELEVISIBLE 2 months ago

    I won't blame him !

  • Tedison
    Tedison 2 months ago

    HELLO SENATOR FRANKLIN DRILON OF THE PHILIPPINES!

  • Wild Vegan Child
    Wild Vegan Child 2 months ago

    His name is mitch and he's trump's bitch.

  • s2me89
    s2me89 2 months ago +1

    I knew once he said "If you don't know"the rest was about to flow out haha . Love it.

  • Abdullah Abohaimed
    Abdullah Abohaimed 2 months ago +6

    Is it just me that Trevor started to lose his accent?

  • Taylan Ertan
    Taylan Ertan 2 months ago

    Why the FUCK U.S is allowing those 'senators' that are making a mockery of their FUCKING DUTY, get away with that shit?

  • Alfeus Kaushi Nangolo
    Alfeus Kaushi Nangolo 2 months ago

    Although im not american
    Simce donald j trump was elected i feel that the worlds economy has gone down i swear to god i can be a btr President then him but i thank god he had the opportunity so that our kids can believe fhwy can be anything fhey want to be

  • Richard 303
    Richard 303 2 months ago +1

    The question for me is: How come other senators didn't fall asleep?

    • Uche Azuh
      Uche Azuh 2 months ago

      @Richard 303 THANKS

    • Richard 303
      Richard 303 2 months ago

      @Uche Azuh - You're wise. Joshu asked Nansen, "What is the Way?"
      Nansen said, "Your ordinary mind is the Way.

    • Uche Azuh
      Uche Azuh 2 months ago

      HE MAY BE SICK BUT DUE TO THE NATURE OF THE SESSION WAS VERY IMPORTANT HE ATTENDED SO HE DID, NOT WITHSTANDING.

    • pixiniarts
      pixiniarts 2 months ago

      Cocaine and viagra.

  • gm jck
    gm jck 2 months ago +2

    Nice Mitch rap😂😂😂

  • Dave the french canadian

    it's sad to see those corrupt republicans make a joke of the constitution and calling the trial a democrat clown show, it's even worse knowing those people got voted in the senate, america really have to wake up and remove those idiots from power

  • Compass
    Compass 2 months ago

    Trevor Noah getting happy at 1:14 is the best thing I’ve seen this whole week

  • MrMacroVision
    MrMacroVision 2 months ago +1

    if milk is allowed, Devin Nunes cow is workig overtime

  • Narinder Singh
    Narinder Singh 2 months ago

    Nd I thought I was only one falling asleep watching this video ☔ shamedian

  • Gary Kang
    Gary Kang 2 months ago

    You can't have a problem whose a NATIONAL SECURITY 🤣 🤣

  • Jamie Tus
    Jamie Tus 2 months ago +1

    I assumed the "if you don't know, now you know" was a Hamilton reference

    • pixiniarts
      pixiniarts 2 months ago

      How does a racist, narcasist delusional asshole,
      Who plays golf in Scotland, build hotels in the middle of a expensive spot in the Caribbean
      A president, mentally impoverished, in granduer, blew up to be a liar and impeached...

  • Glenn parent
    Glenn parent 2 months ago

    who let trump and mitch out of the old age home

  • Glenn parent
    Glenn parent 2 months ago

    who the-hell voted for all these azzholes

  • Carlos Andres Arboleda Muriel

    thexvid.com/video/Zyyp1ecbdzo/video.html

  • sanjuansteve
    sanjuansteve 2 months ago

    It’s not bribery, offering money or military aid to Ukraine for personal benefit if they chose to accept the offer. It’s extortion, withholding much needed, life and liberty saving, already approved US taxpayer funded military aid for the personal benefit of Drumpf to subvert/steal and corrupt our elections and democracy. Extortion is even worse than bribery.

    #DictatorDrumpf is rigging the primary by cancelling it like a dictator, rigging the general election again as in 2016, this time using military weapons and support to extort a foreign country to help his campaign while openly inviting others, and rigging the impeachment trial with senators openly declaring him prejudged innocent, no need for evidence or witnesses, like a dictator. Despite Republican efforts to block election security (for obviously corrupt reasons), the world is just one Tweet away from learning they claim the elections to be rigged against the GOP, are cancelling future elections 'until they figure things out' (like their Muslim ban, never) to become America's 1st (bigoted, fascist) dictatorship with Drumpf, and the worst part is that 44% of the country will continue to support it. We're closer to #AmericanCivilWarII than most people believe and just like before our own friends and family members would take up arms against us for not getting on board with their extreme bigotries just like the Confederates in 1865 or the Nazis in 1938. #ConfederateNazis #DeportMeToo #BanMeToo

  • jaime delgado
    jaime delgado 2 months ago

    Me : *reads title*
    Also me, let me guess what party.🙁😒

  • mill101
    mill101 2 months ago

    Trump will be acquitted ---- get over your woke.

  • Athaporn MCorp Review
    Athaporn MCorp Review 2 months ago

    Captain crunch 😀

  • Alan Mešanović
    Alan Mešanović 2 months ago

    History will remember, but most importantly God will remember what these republican pussies did!
    *A*.

  • PikachuIce
    PikachuIce 2 months ago +1

    Early

  • The Senate
    The Senate 2 months ago +2

    I love democracy...

    • RWooshBaiter
      RWooshBaiter 2 months ago

      The Senate While did you have to come back Sheev. You deserved better than that awful trilogy. Show me on the lightsaber where Disney touched you.

  • Scrambled 59
    Scrambled 59 2 months ago +55

    With the whole falling asleep thing, I do find it rude because he's asleep during a historic moment in history but then again, the US senate is boring. Put him in a British parliament meeting and he'll be fully awake, that place is louder than a heavy metal concert in an active construction site.

    • hyuuga natsume
      hyuuga natsume 2 months ago +3

      Scrambled 59 put him in Indian parliament, he will sack with a flying chair hahaha

    • MrDngrsdave
      MrDngrsdave 2 months ago +4

      Americans would get so butt hurt if they were in british parliament

  • Erik Smit
    Erik Smit 2 months ago

    Obama impersonator

  • jesse weiss
    jesse weiss 2 months ago

    What a fucking joke.

  • Oceanside Affirmations
    Oceanside Affirmations 2 months ago

    The Senators don't care if they get voted out as the World watches them Fall Asleep. Isn't it a privilege to be there?

  • Mr Green
    Mr Green 2 months ago +1

    The Hippity hoppity has come a long way

  • swampy
    swampy 2 months ago

    Atleast Trump's honest and whole lotta memes

  • MTS BOUR
    MTS BOUR 2 months ago

    How can democrats call on the contitution
    While passing every law against it or contradicting it.
    Unless the transcripts show clear evidence or something against the law. There is no reason for impeachment.
    The demcrats called for impeachment since day one and that destroyed every fair middle ground with the other half of the country.
    Signed by a non american non europian, WHITE North AFRICAN MUSLIM

    • Gray Catbird
      Gray Catbird 2 months ago

      I agree that the Democrats should’ve tried to woo the Republicans rather than try to do the whole impeachment procedure using their own power, and that because of that the chances of Trump being impeached are very small. however in my eyes they stayed within the law.

  • Wexit BC. AB. SK.
    Wexit BC. AB. SK. 2 months ago

    STILL WINNING TRUMP 2020!!! 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍻🍻🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • Billy Anderson
    Billy Anderson 2 months ago +29

    Trumps voice goes up and soft when hes telling a super lie.

  • Rick rick
    Rick rick 2 months ago

    I’m voting for Hillary. If Trump is impeached Hillary automatically becomes the President.
    When the one who holds the Miss America Crown can no longer serve, quits or is fired, the runner up who is Hillary automatically wears the Crown.

  • SWYPA825
    SWYPA825 2 months ago

    If you dont know now you know ni**a

  • JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!
    JOHN CENA!!!!!!!! 2 months ago

    Am I high or does the representative looks like Ricardo?

  • creolefemme1
    creolefemme1 2 months ago

    Great Trevor. Now that song is going to be in my head all day!

  • Eric Cassil
    Eric Cassil 2 months ago

    These Democlowns are dumber than a box lemmings.

  • Panagiotes Koutelidakes

    I'm now imagining Republicans guzzling warm milk down to help them fall asleep even faster.

  • Bang Bang
    Bang Bang 2 months ago

    Too many corrupt East European politicians in congress, it's time to drain the swamp.

  • Isaac
    Isaac 2 months ago

    Republicans are manipulating we can't allow them to get away with it

  • Krishna Rao
    Krishna Rao 2 months ago +9

    Lol they don't need any witnesses when they have trump, he'll fess up on everything unknowingly

  • mr nobody
    mr nobody 2 months ago

    Why are we here? The public isn't supposed to know how little work we do. I am entitled to my opinions without putting effort into understanding them.

  • Andrew Faraday
    Andrew Faraday 2 months ago +3

    Hmm, that's got to be down to Hamilton, right?

  • 000 000
    000 000 2 months ago +31

    It just had to be a Republican, smh. This should give you a glimpse into how seriously they care about the people they are supposed to help n protect.

    • Hans Bass
      Hans Bass 2 months ago

      Lol since when does the republican (after reagen) care about the common folks

  • T. D
    T. D 2 months ago +1

    Comedy Show for the hood not for working Americans.

  • Randy J.
    Randy J. 2 months ago +3

    I thumbs'd up for Trevor's "Mitch Rap" lmaooooo murrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  • Canada,eh? Maude,eh?
    Canada,eh? Maude,eh? 2 months ago +36

    His Trump impersonations are pure gold. I bet Trump hates him so much.

    • Kiyane Dem
      Kiyane Dem 2 months ago

      elsa photography
      Sorry to disappoint you but the over grown toddler will always be the butt of the joke everywhere on earth even long after he is gone! So sorry again. 🤪🤣🤣🤣

    • elsa photography
      elsa photography 2 months ago

      @Kiyane Dem I bet he wishes that Trump will win the election again this year, otherwise he will not have the possibility to toy him🤣🤣😜

    • Kiyane Dem
      Kiyane Dem 2 months ago

      elsa photography
      Exactly !!! 😍

    • elsa photography
      elsa photography 2 months ago

      @Kiyane Dem it's the job of Trevor, he is making money out of it.

    • Kiyane Dem
      Kiyane Dem 2 months ago

      elsa photography
      He is just one of Trevors favourite toys 🤪🤣

  • Yes Si
    Yes Si 2 months ago +28

    This was exactly the same as my middle school class and my teacher blasted us saying we won't get anywhere and that's theres no place that will replicate this behavior and tolerate it, same with my Highschool teacher. While College and Congress...

  • F Y
    F Y 2 months ago

    much worse than our MPs lol

    • F Y
      F Y 2 months ago

      @mikldude yeah i could go futher and say that i feel pity America is the money center of the world and so our politicians have to deal with amaricans

    • mikldude
      mikldude 2 months ago

      Oh yeah , American politics and trump make pollies from my country also look like choir boys .

  • Tom Bruggeman
    Tom Bruggeman 2 months ago +15

    Why are US politicians so ancient anyway?

    • pixiniarts
      pixiniarts 2 months ago

      Because it takes time and shit load of money to screw, lie, fuck, extort, theive and pay your way into power.

  • the truth and the truth shall make you free

    Noah even Obama did like trump

  • Uta wijaya
    Uta wijaya 2 months ago +2

    Trevor u r so cute with that rabbit tooth

  • D’boy Tilapi
    D’boy Tilapi 2 months ago +2

    This whole politics is a big joke

    • D’boy Tilapi
      D’boy Tilapi 2 months ago

      mikldude lol well said

    • mikldude
      mikldude 2 months ago +2

      Let me correct your statement " This whole American politics is a big joke " .

  • Dawn-Marie Langlois
    Dawn-Marie Langlois 2 months ago

    TRUMPICANS are CORRUPT EVERY DIRTY TRICK, DECEIT, LIES PARTY OF CRIME.

  • Kameshchimurkar
    Kameshchimurkar 2 months ago +6

    Sleeping is problem..in my country member of parliament caught watching porn..

    • pixiniarts
      pixiniarts 2 months ago

      At least they weren't jerking off.

  • jessica claudia
    jessica claudia 2 months ago +5

    If you don't know now you know🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Stoned Ewok
    Stoned Ewok 2 months ago +1

    they have to pay attention to their job for one day. One day. for one day they have to act like it's a real job and you have to pay attention and the boss is watching. Like, every job has these rules. can't do crosswords or text or watch movies or drink on the job. McDonald's employees have to follow these rules or they are not good enough for MCDONALD'S and are fired. Everyone has to take their jobs seriously...... except these guys.

  • El Sucio Federali
    El Sucio Federali 2 months ago

    JERRY Nadler Jerry Nadler Nadler Nadler Jerry.....fek offf

  • dmakk767
    dmakk767 2 months ago +17

    that quote will never get old. Instant congress classic