Everything Wrong With Dark Phoenix In Plenty Of Minutes

  • Published on Oct 22, 2019
  • Dark Phoenix... the final movie in the most recent X-men series... completed while Fox was being sold to Disney... and it's a mess, kids. A freaking giant mess. Full of sins. Oy.
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  • Chris Williams
    Chris Williams 10 hours ago

    The video should have been like "Some extremely rare average things about Dark Phoenix: FYI they don't exist at all"...

  • Hattan AlShutaifi

    Let makes this clear that is For some fans, Logan is the true finale of the original X-Men series rather than this dark Phoenix Alternately Logan is a Dark and tragic Future story and X-Men: Days of Future Past is the proper finale.

  • Mitrik Gaduk
    Mitrik Gaduk Day ago

    And again! X-Men murder plenty of people, Avengers murder plenty of people, hell every hero other than maybe 2 in the MCU murder people, but once Batman or Superman do it the internet loses it's collective shit. I thought heroes don't kill? Or is it only the most noble ones? Regardless of how this one plays out, it's still bullshit.

  • Mitrik Gaduk
    Mitrik Gaduk Day ago

    Also, underage drinking? Bahahahahaha, read the comics.

  • Mitrik Gaduk
    Mitrik Gaduk Day ago

    So there's this thing called the "sliding timescale" that marvel poorly implemented in the comics that makes very little to no sense which basically makes it so that none of their A-list/most popular characters never age (unless they aren't old enough for more adult stories, which then they either do it anyway and make it REALLY awkward for the reader or suddenly say they are 19 or 20 which basically spits in the face of both continuity and this "sliding timescale" they hide behind). I honestly believe the worst marvel movies probably use something similar to this.. hence.. well.. yeah..

  • daniel mwale
    daniel mwale Day ago

    Storms powers are super confusing. Like really someone explain the logic. 😅😅

  • daniel mwale
    daniel mwale Day ago

    Storms powers are super confusing. Like really someone explain the logic. 😅😅

  • Dwight Stone
    Dwight Stone Day ago

    Why twenty minutes to review this crap 😂. Could tell how bad it was from the previews

  • a24396
    a24396 Day ago

    "music from behind" - is that an audio recording of the bathroom at a taco bell?
    It reminds me of a song:
    "Beans, beans, the magical fruit...
    The more you eat them, the more you..."
    Well, you get the idea...

  • Gary Hodgkinson
    Gary Hodgkinson 2 days ago

    Raven's funeral... "Okay Storm, I know you're sad, but rain? Really?"

  • Alex Goddard
    Alex Goddard 2 days ago

    Storm’s powers working in space actually make sense if you consider how her ability actually works. Weather systems are generally created by differences in air pressure, wind, and temperature, right? If Storm is able to manipulate an atmosphere in order to create whatever weather she wishes, than why not assume she can do something as trivial as aerokinesis?

  • cid v
    cid v 2 days ago +1

    Guess we can differ on Sophie Turner being a "good actress".

  • Sky Talon
    Sky Talon 2 days ago

    X men the last stand: Jean kills Charles and points a gun at Magneto
    Magneto: eh want to be deputy in my mutant army?
    X men Dark phoenix: Jean kills Raven
    Magneto: WTF.

  • Bradley Picklesimon
    Bradley Picklesimon 2 days ago

    I always love it when Raven says that shit about not remembering Xavier sacrificing something. I can name 5 besides being paralyzed off the top of my head.

  • XxDeadGuy844xx Vids
    XxDeadGuy844xx Vids 2 days ago

    This guy is actually retarted

  • Tim Yac
    Tim Yac 2 days ago

    All I could think about the entire movie was how Michael Fassbender is amazing and is way too good for this shit

  • Fortnite Slayer
    Fortnite Slayer 2 days ago +1

    16:30 even Thanos is jealous genius

  • Fortnite Slayer
    Fortnite Slayer 2 days ago +1

    12:05 that song deserves a Grammy

  • Fortnite Slayer
    Fortnite Slayer 2 days ago +1

    11:35 he has a watch to levitate. erase a sin lol

  • TatumTrent
    TatumTrent 3 days ago +1

    It's alternative line, they established it somewhere before, so those movies with Famke doesn't count

  • Theodore Sanchez
    Theodore Sanchez 3 days ago

    wHy cIneNA SiNs nO sIn "x-women" LiNe. 🤪

  • Kelly Patterson
    Kelly Patterson 4 days ago +1

    Okay, when narrator did the strap on joke I lost it laffing...

  • Ojou-Jojo
    Ojou-Jojo 4 days ago

    Im glad you pointed out that shit at 12:33 That shit made my stomach go in knots seeing him find out. that shit was actually heart wrenching

  • DavEyOne SlimObi
    DavEyOne SlimObi 5 days ago

    It takes the entirety of the movies run time to address everything wrong

  • Liam Scott
    Liam Scott 6 days ago

    Timelines abit f*cked now isn't it

  • Brian Anderson
    Brian Anderson 6 days ago

    You forgot a sin at 10:06. The "raining during a funeral cliche".

  • gld1010
    gld1010 6 days ago

    Round 1 = Failure, Round 2 = Better but still failed, Round 3+ = Maybe one day someone will understand one of the most powerful characters in the Marvel Universe.

  • The Clown Games and more

    123 sins in only 1 2 3

  • P Mo
    P Mo 6 days ago

    Storm used her power to keep the air inside the shuttle

  • Bear Manley
    Bear Manley 6 days ago

    Nerd moment: Ummm Storm can control more than just "weather" AND more than just earth. She can control earth AND extraterrestrial ecosystems. AND IN SPACE she can control the interstellar and intergalactic phenomena. She can control the air in a person's lungs. She can also control the pressure inside the human inner ear. She can cause electromagnetic blasts in a persons brain. And YES she cause cause HURRICANES INSIDE a space station if she wanted. She doesn't need "weather" to do that. She just needs AIR. Sooooooooooooooooo she plugged the holes in the space ship, because she can control precipitation, humidity and moisture which allowed her to freeze the air that was escaping. This movie was probably the best display of Storm's powers on film so far.
    Magneto doesn't have "metal powers". He controls magnetism and electromagnetic energy. He uses the Earths electromagnetic field to fly. He can also manipulate the iron in someone's blood.

  • Zack DiPaolo
    Zack DiPaolo 6 days ago

    that power reading part lmao

  • Mythraen
    Mythraen 6 days ago

    11:40 I guess I'm not going to line up to the right. I've heard of this thing, might be a bit far-fetched, but here it is... steel-toed boots.

  • Mythraen
    Mythraen 6 days ago

    I'm not going to say Mystique's transformations make sense, but you know she can only take humanoid appearances, right? She's not Beast Boy.

  • Christian Hafer
    Christian Hafer 6 days ago

    I'm not a comic book guy,vso I enjoyed this movie more than most. I was darned entertained.

  • R Ross
    R Ross 6 days ago

    Wasn't it alluded to somewhere that Nightcrawler was the son of Raven and that red dude with the arrow tail? He looks the same age as Raven here.

    • Sunny RP
      Sunny RP 6 days ago

      He is their son, but the movies ignore it.

  • Rising Dawn
    Rising Dawn 6 days ago

    They nerfed the shit outta magneto in this movie

  • Synchronizor
    Synchronizor 6 days ago

    No sin for Mystique in this film looking like a last-minute attempt by a broke cosplayer? Seriously, the makeup on Rebecca Romijn in the original X-Men was amazing, and Dark Phoenix was almost 20 years newer and had twice the budget.

    • Sunny RP
      Sunny RP 5 days ago

      @Synchronizor I forgot the articles name, but she said that she initially didn't even want to do Dark Phoenix and only came back because she was friends with the directior.

    • Sunny RP
      Sunny RP 5 days ago

      @Synchronizor she didn't like the smells and the process of being painted (like 8 hours)

    • Synchronizor
      Synchronizor 6 days ago

      Issues as in an allergic reaction? Or did she just not want to deal with the application process?

    • Sunny RP
      Sunny RP 6 days ago

      Jennifer Lawrence had issues with the makeup. She had them in the Apocalypse as well. It's why we see Jennifer Lawrence as herself instead of Mystique in the movies.

  • Slemke 98
    Slemke 98 7 days ago

    I swear after the first few seasons of GoT, Sophie Turner got complacent and just stopped trying. You should not be a worse actor in your 20s after like 10 years of experience than you were at 13. She can act, she just doesn't put any effort in anymore.

  • wolf bane
    wolf bane 7 days ago

    Raven you dumb bitch the x in X-Men stands for the unknown that's why you're fucking call the X-Men because you're an unknown gean the x-gene you stupid stupid bitch I think they went over this and first class
    also add another Sin because they don't know what the fuck the Phoenix force is the Phoenix force is not the source of all life in the universe the Phoenix force is the source of all psychic energy in the universe.
    Phoenix force is a force that lives inside the entire multiverse and there's only one Phoenixit means you can go to any multiverse and they'll be one Phoenix the Phoenix Force stretches from all the Marvel universe's and there's only one.
    the Phoenix force is the source of all psychic energy in the entire world in the entire universe stretches from all the way from the multiverseJean was a good host for the Phoenix force in the face worse was making its way to Earth because of her sister dying yes holyshit Jean Grey has a sister.
    and if the filmmakers were good enough they could have led with the story but anyway the reason why the feed squirrels was on its way to Earth was because Jean Grey essentially linked her mind her dying sister and Jean experience with death was and this cry of pain reached out into the entire universe and the Phoenix Force caught on to that page and in the face force realize that it was a good house for its power Jean Grey was a made for the host of The Phoenix Force.
    and the reason why the Phoenix Force went crazy in the first place the Phoenix Force never experienced that emotion pain lost all of it the Phoenix Force never experienced pain never experienced emotion that's why I went the fuck crazy.
    coupled with the fact that the Phoenix force was manipulated by one of the members of the hellfire club but hey.
    Competent writers could not write something that interestingthat's sad or tragic know we had to go with this bullshit she's upset because her mommy and daddy didn't love her enough.

  • Vitor Oliveira
    Vitor Oliveira 7 days ago

    The reason why there's so many retcons in timelines and why the president of the USA looks like Nixon is due to Days of Future Past where they changed the future. In Apocalypse and then Dark Phoenix it's a whole new timeline, seperate of our own (where the original Xmen trillogy happened for instance)

  • Kurt E. Clothier
    Kurt E. Clothier 7 days ago

    The 'X' in "X-men" is for the "x-gene" that all mutants possess, not for the professor. Common mistake - they even screw that up in an episode of the Big Bang Theory (and, it was the earlier seasons that were still pretty good).

  • Samuel Wright
    Samuel Wright 7 days ago

    dude, are you ever gonna tell us the story of you and your college girlfriend?

  • Ernie Velveeta
    Ernie Velveeta 7 days ago

    12:38 - I'm looking forward to when he gets an Oscar, whenever that may be.

  • Kiara Animefan
    Kiara Animefan 7 days ago

    God, I'm still pissed that I spent money on this. Absolute swing and a miss.

  • Juke Box
    Juke Box 7 days ago

    Convicted felons should be forced to watch this movie

  • Gamer1288
    Gamer1288 8 days ago +1

    8:30 He forgot Loki and Star-Lord.

  • Gamer1288
    Gamer1288 8 days ago

    6:36 There is also the fact that he is a cripple. He literally can't go out in the field. If the X-Men shared a universe with other Marvel Characters then he could have had Tony Stark or Reed Richards invent something that would allow him to use his legs.

  • Malkatrix musik
    Malkatrix musik 8 days ago

    Every movie the "new" nightcrawler is in deserves an extra sin for that abismal german accent

  • SkyHighGuys
    SkyHighGuys 8 days ago

    I prefer cinemawins version of this.

  • Kathryn Jones
    Kathryn Jones 8 days ago +1

    Jesus you are HEARTLESS and I LOVE IT

  • Dimitry K.
    Dimitry K. 8 days ago

    Also you should add at least 10 sins for the other car just casually drove over after the crash and no one stopped to check the wrecked car

  • NKProductions2014
    NKProductions2014 8 days ago

    This movie sucked hard. I really didnt like it. It was like it was made by a group of student film students

  • Shy Choongmoon
    Shy Choongmoon 8 days ago

    Omg G spot reference 😂 I’m dead af 😂... don’t sin me

  • no love
    no love 8 days ago

    this movie is to lefty and that killed it :/

  • vikki luo
    vikki luo 8 days ago

    I can't believe they did not sin that Storm is using an umbrella, I'll get it if she is so sad that she caused the rain, but like, she is basically emotionless at that funeral scene. Soooooo...Ding

  • Joel.
    Joel. 8 days ago

    Storm controls all weather

  • Ndudi Obichi
    Ndudi Obichi 8 days ago

    Unpopular opinion: this movie really wasn’t that bad and y’all are overreacting. Sure it was a super toned down version than the epic saga in the comics but so was Captain America Civil War. Most of this movie’s hate came before the movie even premiered.

  • Shane Johnston
    Shane Johnston 8 days ago

    Sophie Turner finds this video disrespectful.

  • Moostached Saiyan Prince

    6:35 - Ummm, she does realize he's BEEN IN A WHEELCHAIR FOR YEARS, right? What's he gonna do? Get someone to hold down Mister Sinister while he repeatedly rolls his chair back and forth over him?

  • Beatriz Sales
    Beatriz Sales 9 days ago

    I’m pretty sure mutants age more slowly, or at least that’s my excuse for Magneto still being active when he was around during the Holocaust