70th Emmy Awards: Opening Monologue

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  • Korina Anne Apa
    Korina Anne Apa 2 days ago

    Thank you for mentioning the lack of representation of Filipinos!!

  • Oceandiver888
    Oceandiver888 2 days ago

    Greetings from Artemis Art Emmys!

  • shyamace
    shyamace 4 days ago

    Pete and Kate should have hosted.

  • Obnoxious yet consistent

    Why is everyone forgetting about Linsey sterling she deserves a reward

  • Hans Hansen
    Hans Hansen 5 days ago

    The emmys is a joke for pc-assholes giving each other handjobs. Ill never watch this shait again.

  • Ryan Plum
    Ryan Plum 9 days ago

    Why is everyone so triggered? There wasn’t a single racist joke in this...

  • Rat Boss
    Rat Boss 9 days ago

    Laughing at all the outrage in the comments. Granted the jokes weren't very good, but the whining from insecure white conservatives here thinking that they know what it's like to face actual racism makes it all worth it. Then they'll go complain about the other side getting triggered easily.

  • Salvador Gonzalez
    Salvador Gonzalez 9 days ago

    The worst Emmys show ever... SNL is good ones a year,.. look for yourself.

  • joliecide
    joliecide 13 days ago

    How is the white guy beside Che not cringing at the racism jokes?

  • Javier Maldonado
    Javier Maldonado 17 days ago

    Actually this wasn't bad at all.

  • khuang96
    khuang96 18 days ago

    The Nazi joke… too real~

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  • sarah
    sarah 23 days ago +1

    oh my god this entire comment section is just a mess of white people crying

  • Chad Swaggins
    Chad Swaggins 25 days ago

    Imagine if we valued teachers and education over entertainment. Had "award" shows for men and women who dedicate their time to teaching/ nurturing the future...I mean think about it. These people spend more time with our kids than any one else. Maybe if teachers had more funding and education was top priority we could teach more valuable life lessons, and overall the country would be a much MUCH better place. It makes me sick that people like the Kardashians have millions for literally doing NOTHING. They're not even talented!

  • robot
    robot 27 days ago

    its absolutely disgusting and disgraceful that hollywood is just throwing around the word "nazi" for everybody that disagrees with the liberal agenda

  • Diane Miner
    Diane Miner Month ago

    They're not racist jokes. They're racial jokes. Trump supporters need not comment.

  • Jacob Salas
    Jacob Salas Month ago

    I respect everyones opinions but for me this is funny

  • Khanyi Ngwenya
    Khanyi Ngwenya Month ago

    I wish all of you guys in this comment section were as bothered of the actual racism in your country (and the world) as you are of all the jokes in this monologue. :)

  • Ricky Garcia
    Ricky Garcia Month ago

    Are they supposed to look like bitch niggas? Or just privliged and rich? Who is paying these people and where there $$ comr from???

  • David Silverstone
    David Silverstone Month ago +1

    Hundreds, that's wishful. Hollywood is pathetic. Trump 2020

  • Ay Be
    Ay Be Month ago +1

    Damn. I love these guys, and I’m black, but the jokes were about race too much. It’s an award show, I want to take a moment away from reality, not be constantly reminded about it.

  • •serenity •
    •serenity • Month ago

    3:44 and it's what Saudi Arabian women call the present

  • TONY MONTANA
    TONY MONTANA Month ago

    Hollywood is full devil worshippers!!!!
    Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.

  • macrocosmique
    macrocosmique Month ago

    I mean..I totally agree with everyone that constantly bringing up races is not helping a multicultural country, instead they should focus on unity and (in this case) their love for tvshows etc..
    But man, the comments are all saying that, but it's not like ALL the jokes are about diversity, or maybe I didn't understand everything but, aren't you guys too harsh? Was it really anti-white? (maybe I missed some stuff) Sure we have seen better...
    (ok I'm going back to Tina&Poehler monologues)

  • Luke BS
    Luke BS Month ago

    this was shit

  • Paul Iver
    Paul Iver Month ago

    Weird how so many people cry about how PC everything is when a joke isn't directed at them and then cry fat elephant tears at some jabs about white folks

  • Erick Vergara
    Erick Vergara Month ago

    I can't believe I watched it all... Dislike for this shit

  • Vinchi Paolo
    Vinchi Paolo Month ago

    its sucks to be white? I guess?

  • Michael Carper
    Michael Carper Month ago

    This made me want to take a shit...

  • Hayden Pickering
    Hayden Pickering Month ago

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  • Emily Eileen
    Emily Eileen Month ago

    It’s so fun to watch White people flipping off at jokes towards them cus deep down they know it’s true and they just don’t want to admit the racism that’s been with us forever LOL

  • Winston Soto
    Winston Soto Month ago

    Wow. This is not funny.

  • Jackson Stuff
    Jackson Stuff Month ago

    This was funny

  • Ava Gonzalez
    Ava Gonzalez 2 months ago

    Someone please put a bullet through my skull, this was terrible

  • LXXXV
    LXXXV 2 months ago

    Sensitive ass alt right and maybe some left nut huggers below.

  • Niebo
    Niebo 2 months ago +1

    The name Caucasian is made in America for the WHITE people could not say that they are WHITE.

  • Jorge Alves
    Jorge Alves 2 months ago

    So many bad jokes in a row. A cat sleeping is funnier than this!

  • Floob Stoob
    Floob Stoob 2 months ago

    Pure garbage.

  • Carmen M.
    Carmen M. 2 months ago

    This is disgusting, seriously.

  • Antoinnette Salvaleon
    Antoinnette Salvaleon 2 months ago

    So many butt hurt white supremacist in the comments section HAHAHAHA

  • Dilek Sen
    Dilek Sen 2 months ago

    Why is everyone on here hating so hardcore?
    It was low energy, but at least they didn't want to become caricatures of themselves by avoiding the elephant in the room.

  • Tukai choudhury
    Tukai choudhury 2 months ago +1

    To all the Whites who are bitching.Newsflash u guys insulted black people for a century so now that they're getting their revenge with humor u r crying buckets.Double standards ehhh ?

    • Tukai choudhury
      Tukai choudhury 2 months ago

      +The Coffee Nut Mandela isn't here anymore so move on

    • The Coffee Nut
      The Coffee Nut 2 months ago

      Right because that's what MLK wanted "We need to get revenge on these crackers, Nah sayin?"

  • Greg H
    Greg H 2 months ago +1

    Love being white and straight.

  • SMITTY
    SMITTY 2 months ago +1

    YOULL PAY FOR THOSE WORDS AGAIBST OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR! GOOD LUCK EITH THAT JUDGEMENT YOURE GOING TO NEED IT!
    REPENT ....GET ON YOUR KNEES! PRAY! 🙏

  • Sodoo Dav
    Sodoo Dav 2 months ago

    Anyone knows the background music when each time announcing the winners?

  • BELLE RHEA
    BELLE RHEA 2 months ago

    Jokes about religion should be off the agenda. Worst opening monologue ever - not funny. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are funny without having to take shots at GOD AND HALF THE COUNTRY.

  • Mark J Marra
    Mark J Marra 2 months ago +1

    What a train wreck

  • Mark J Marra
    Mark J Marra 2 months ago

    What a train wreck

  • Doctor GitGud
    Doctor GitGud 2 months ago

    I honestly laughed at the beginning, but that was it.

  • Eliza
    Eliza 2 months ago

    Great speech Michael Che and Colin Jost!

  • spomr
    spomr 2 months ago +1

    I just LOVE all the Trump supporters tears! Please keep the comments coming. I have a lot of popcorn. Hahaahahhaaaa....

    • Floob Stoob
      Floob Stoob 2 months ago +2

      Trump supporters are not crying. America has been winning so much our heads are spinning. It was nice seeing President Trump swearing-in our Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh. It was a remarkable ceremony that I recommend everyone to watch.

  • Anthony PC
    Anthony PC 2 months ago

    check out that dislike ratio.
    I’m a (independent) progressive liberal person myself, but Hollywood might wanna get in touch with the audience beyond their bubble to craft their jokes and content in ways that can actually be positively persuasive instead of the exact opposite to a majority of (non-horrible) people.
    At least check in to compare how many allies you’re actually gaining against how many you’re pushing away, either to keep their heads down in noman’s land between the clash of the extremes, or too often to recoil into the opposing “team.”
    topics shouldn’t be neglected, just crafted less redundantly divisive, I think is what may have helped.

  • My Getaway
    My Getaway 2 months ago +1

    this was...pretty damn racist

  • SlashMagic 8
    SlashMagic 8 2 months ago +1

    Just bring Amy Poehler and Tina Fey they'll kill this shit everytime!!!

  • Greg
    Greg 2 months ago

    It's amazing how stupid these idiots are!

  • Michael Shaddy
    Michael Shaddy 2 months ago

    Are people still watching the Pedophile Awards ?

  • Ernestina Dos Anjos Tati

    Actually Che says that he was told to act blackish, so that is what he's doing... 2:55
    15 Miles Out Of Atlanta was funny though... I hope they're kidding 👀

  • Daniel Casttillo
    Daniel Casttillo 2 months ago

    This comect section is full racists white trash, sad

  • rickey huval
    rickey huval 2 months ago

    Talk about lame they needed someone like Richard Pryor and Jackie Gleason to host the show not these two with and agenda. What happened to the Richard Pryor‘s, Red Fox’s and Eddie Murphy’s of the world that would tell real jokes and wasn’t sacred to say nigger or cracker. The world has become too sensitive. I loved the Archie bunkers, the Jeffersons and Sanford and son. That was real comedy.

  • Sarcastic Tongue
    Sarcastic Tongue 2 months ago +1

    The Left literally makes me sick. The "who thanks Jesus comment" shows the core of the left's faith

  • Tony G
    Tony G 2 months ago

    So these Emmy's are trying to change Merriam Websters definition of diversity? Funny, I don't see anything about a class or color of people or the words "except white people" in the definition. Another funny thing about proudly proclaiming how "diverse" the Emmy's are......but wait....don't the Emmy's reflect and mirror the actual network programs and TV shows that come on our TV's every week? Well of course they do. So how on Gods green earth can the Emmy Awards make the claim they are sooooooooo diverse, when I look at the TV shows on TV these days, Blackish, is one show - but I think 90% of the shows leading characters and cast are predominately white people. SO is this a fake parade again? I don't know what this world is coming to, do you guys?! Why don't they be honest? WHy don't they just say we are casting more gay and lesbian and gender neutral LBGTQ people ( but their still WHITE) ?????

  • Live Till I Die
    Live Till I Die 2 months ago +1

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  • dannysbook authority
    dannysbook authority 2 months ago

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  • Not Me
    Not Me 2 months ago

    As a Filipino, that was funny. Hahahaha

  • Eden
    Eden 2 months ago

    Stephen Colbert used emmys as a platform to talk politics and everyone loves it, but Michael and Colin uses it to talk racism and suddenly everyone just wants the show to be about tv? Ok.

  • Scott Cook
    Scott Cook 2 months ago

    Liberal socialists at their finest. Both should be treated as enemies of the United States.

  • R. K.
    R. K. 2 months ago +2

    White this, white that! If you're not happy in the USA then go to Africa!

  • Brian White
    Brian White 2 months ago

    How pathetic what bitches

  • wjlintz
    wjlintz 2 months ago

    Colin what? Michael who?

  • Adepic
    Adepic 2 months ago +1

    I'll do one for ya. Thank you Jesus.



    I'm Jewish

  • Russell Anderson
    Russell Anderson 2 months ago

    Thats racist. The opening of the show. So now i am going to respond.and giess where the white crackheads get there drugs from the black ghettos.and you can. Guarantee. Someone in his family. Sells drugs to

  • J F
    J F 2 months ago +2

    Worst ever...by a white landslide. Sooo sick of racist comments by racist finger pointers wondering why racism seems to be at the forefront of everything. Just stop! If you can’t tell a joke that gets a laugh that can be told regardless of your color...you are not funny PERIOD

  • Mike Rinaldi
    Mike Rinaldi 2 months ago +1

    Wow! Liberals

  • jonathan l
    jonathan l 2 months ago +2

    White and proud

  • MrFatbibi
    MrFatbibi 2 months ago

    Brought to you by another Freemasons child raping Hollywood Satanic propaganda

  • Mr. Meeseeks
    Mr. Meeseeks 2 months ago

    Uhh Netflix joke was well i guess

  • john duran
    john duran 2 months ago

    When is Hollywood gonna understand 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

  • number 1
    number 1 2 months ago

    Another leftist shitshow

  • dan cole
    dan cole 2 months ago +1

    This is awful....I think I need to pray for these guys at church on Sunday

  • houda yu
    houda yu 2 months ago

    To: All the alt right, Rump fans, reddit trolls and assorted white nationalist right wingers who've swarmed this video, ... you are pitiful. And perverse. None of these losers realise they are making it trend and uping the view count.

  • ren zie
    ren zie 2 months ago

    one of the best monologue

  • chris g
    chris g 2 months ago

    What a shit show

  • Jason Dotson
    Jason Dotson 2 months ago +1

    Anyone with half a brain should be sickened by "identity politics" disguised as humour. Seriously, half a brain is all you need to figure what is consistently going on at these so-called "awards shows."

  • Sheldon Redpath
    Sheldon Redpath 2 months ago

    What a ridiculous show. Couldn't make it past three minutes. The opening monologue was terrible. I will never watch SNL again.

  • Melvin Tindal
    Melvin Tindal 2 months ago

    Racist show.

  • Erick Francis
    Erick Francis 2 months ago

    More dislikes then likes. Nice

  • mania politaki
    mania politaki 2 months ago

    1:00 who is she??? She looks stunning!!

  • Andy Diehl
    Andy Diehl 2 months ago +1

    Just appalling.

  • Matthew Guzman
    Matthew Guzman 2 months ago

    If I was a Hollywood celebrity, I'd probably be one of the few that didn't get zombified by sjws, and I would not attend these Emmy and Oscar events. Unless I had to accept something. I'd just take the trophy, say thank you everyone and God, and walk off. Maybe sneak back to my house and just play videogames for the rest of the evening. If I were sitting at a table, I'd probably be playing snes games on my Super Retro 16 app while the leftist celebs droned on in their "speeches." Unless it's a speech from a celebrity that hasn't been zombified by sjws, such as Chris Pratt, I'm not interested.

  • Dinesh Yadav
    Dinesh Yadav 2 months ago

    Worst thing on internet...

  • AmIBenjaminBreeg
    AmIBenjaminBreeg 2 months ago

    Lol liberals get called snowflakes and yet the comments are filled with a bunch of babies who can't handle 4 race jokes. Lmfao. Y'all a bunch of whiners.

  • VoramonGaming
    VoramonGaming 2 months ago +1

    I'll take "How left can you go?" for 400, Alex.

  • Ryan Kelley
    Ryan Kelley 2 months ago

    haha. Oh socialist pop culture, ensuring the people they hate coming to power, and staying in power since the dawn of time.

  • Kelly McShane
    Kelly McShane 2 months ago

    These people just entitled and gross..

  • ST T
    ST T 2 months ago

    Not funny at all. A waste of time.

  • J Carter
    J Carter 2 months ago +2

    How dare they disrespect Christians, you know what they say about talking bad about the children of God.

  • Jay Fisher
    Jay Fisher 2 months ago

    This just makes me feel bad

  • Andrew Mdub
    Andrew Mdub 2 months ago

    this is cringy AF

  • shane spartacus
    shane spartacus 2 months ago +1

    racism exists cause ppl keep doing dumb skits and monologues about it

  • Ryan Murphy
    Ryan Murphy 2 months ago

    wow great monologue, though think it could of used more diversity jokes