Jail Cell Cold Open - SNL

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  • Published on Apr 14, 2019
  • A group of prisoners (Kate McKinnon, Kenan Thompson, Pete Davidson, Chris Redd, Michael Keaton, Kyle Mooney) discuss why they got arrested.
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Comments • 3 268

  • H A R
    H A R 6 hours ago

    didnt tekashi rape a minor or somethign too?

  • Henry Marckisotto
    Henry Marckisotto 10 hours ago +1

    Santa's on crack again

  • A Person
    A Person Day ago

    Pete Davidson is hilarious

  • Stone Solo
    Stone Solo 2 days ago

    Yes! Let's get nuts!

  • IzzyGyrl
    IzzyGyrl 2 days ago

    Michael: You wanna get nuts? Lets get nuts.
    Me: *Being a crazy Batman Fan* AHHHHHH HE SAID IT!!!!

  • LegendsNeverDye
    LegendsNeverDye 4 days ago

    Did anyone notice the cut it out jk came from HIMYM

    • wert wert
      wert wert 3 days ago

      No it came from full house.

  • Matt Orfalea
    Matt Orfalea 7 days ago

    5:18 A wiki "leak". So clever...

  • Matt Orfalea
    Matt Orfalea 7 days ago

    4:55 Didn't attack the US military...He reported on them...Big difference

  • Matt Orfalea
    Matt Orfalea 7 days ago

    4:58 This is insane..."James Bond super villain about to destroy the moon"...Good lord

  • Matt Orfalea
    Matt Orfalea 7 days ago

    4:45 Assange doesn't hack personal phones...

  • Matt Orfalea
    Matt Orfalea 7 days ago

    3:30

  • Sure, Buddy
    Sure, Buddy 11 days ago +1

    Dang, Kenan is looking good

  • Mengsk Arcturus
    Mengsk Arcturus 12 days ago

    Is he though?

  • Patrick D
    Patrick D 13 days ago

    "You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts!"
    I like to imagine Bruce Wayne is never convicted of a single violent crime he commits as Batman, but is eventually sentenced to federal prison for fraud and embezzlement related to all the company resources he spent on batmobiles and grappling hooks.
    When he gets there, his cellmate is a hardened violent offender who thinks he is going to run roughshod over this white collar criminal. Then, Bruce is like, "Surprise, motherfucker! I'm not locked in here with you! You're locked in here with me!"
    P.S. This sketch was surprisingly brilliant, and McKinnon.and Keaton are awesome.

  •  15 days ago

    5:31 on the regular

  • Zyriab
    Zyriab 15 days ago +1

    I thought the U.S. Military was the james Bond supervillain :D

  •  16 days ago

    LETS GET NUTS BATMAN!

  • James Demetro
    James Demetro 20 days ago

    We take a drink whenever the guy on the left opens his eyes up wide.. try it on all his sketches

  •  23 days ago +1

    Get rid of laugh track pls

  •  24 days ago

    Scourge of the cleaning staff at the Ecuadorian embassy genius he could have played himself in been crazier

  • Dr. Jeaf
    Dr. Jeaf 26 days ago +3

    I'm the craziest I drink orange juice right after I brush my teeth😐

  • Wesley Feickert
    Wesley Feickert 26 days ago +3

    4:47
    He lives in the Ecuador embassy in London

    • Jade Nguyen
      Jade Nguyen 23 days ago +1

      You actually tried figuring that one out… AND SUCCEEDED 🤯

  •  28 days ago

    Annoying assault dude, same cute kid from wicawabe

  • kingoziel
    kingoziel Month ago +1

    About time for them to start making comedy again, wo an invasive, obvious anti-trump propaganda

  • Denroly
    Denroly Month ago +1

    hilarious

  • Lemus Logic
    Lemus Logic Month ago +4

    I like how a little bit of Beetlejuice came out

  • William Royer
    William Royer Month ago +1

    He said the same line he said in Batman

  • G M
    G M Month ago +1

    Aunt Becky and everyone involved in that stuff is a scumbag

  • Saul Kahn
    Saul Kahn Month ago

    I don't appreciate the not-so-subtle hate on Julian Assange- it's the most crucial free speech topic in our history! The rhetoric should be in the other direction, about the absurdity of his persecution

  • Grey B.
    Grey B. Month ago +2

    Fuck you.

  • Ethan Cluck
    Ethan Cluck Month ago +3

    I was thinking to myself: they should bring out Bill Cosby. Then they brought out 6ix9ine... then I died.

  • Jade Nguyen
    Jade Nguyen Month ago +1

    5:06 Vanya Hargreaves?

  • Person 3412
    Person 3412 Month ago

    Lost my mind when Michael said
    “YOU WANNA GET NUTS C’MON LETS GET NUTS”

  • FighterDoken
    FighterDoken Month ago

    The Mueller report wasn't a zero, SNL. Stop spreading that bullshit.

  • rozlyn and sloan's rocking Crazy life

    Omg this is awesome so funny 😂 😂😂

  • D Personal
    D Personal Month ago +1

    SNL sux. Wikileaks rules.

  • Amy O
    Amy O Month ago

    What's wrong with 'communications' as a major?

  • Bigbiketulsa 1
    Bigbiketulsa 1 Month ago

    5:30

  • Bigbiketulsa 1
    Bigbiketulsa 1 Month ago +1

    5:32

  • Shuman Rotula
    Shuman Rotula Month ago

    Assange is a hero

  • Aandunno
    Aandunno Month ago

    When he said the Batman line, and nobody cheered, I died inside.

  • Joe Caner
    Joe Caner Month ago

    Do you remember when SNL was funny?
    Me neither...

  • ujdurma7
    ujdurma7 Month ago

    Assange as a terorist? Shame on you SNL. Shame on you M. Keaton.

  • Steve Anthony
    Steve Anthony Month ago +1

    5:08 I saw Beetlejuice come out

  • muttonchopred
    muttonchopred Month ago

    Why would they have a journalist locked up with all those fuckers?

  • Chris Wise
    Chris Wise Month ago

    It’s funny seeing Kyle try to be tough

  • Layla La Grange
    Layla La Grange Month ago

    I didn't read the description of who the
    people are in the scene.... so what a THRILL it was to see Michael Keaton!!

  • Mark Mower
    Mark Mower Month ago +2

    "Cut, it, out! " Hahahaha! !!

  • Sam of the Stars
    Sam of the Stars Month ago

    My high school used a photo of Tekashi 6 9 (probably screwed that up to no end :/ ) for their production of Little Shop of Horrors in the dentist’s office scene.

  • Mark Mower
    Mark Mower Month ago +3

    Had to watch this again. This is so funny scary and sad and bizarre at the same time because it is almost too close to reality and you wake up and say to yourself is this really a Bizzaro alternate dimension I have woken up into? !

  • Daniel Wright
    Daniel Wright Month ago +1

    Beetle juice, Beetle juice, Beetle juice.

  • The Professional
    The Professional Month ago +1

    😂😂😂

  • It's Kayla
    It's Kayla Month ago +28

    I want Tekashi69 in this 😂

    OMG HE’S THERE WTF. I was NOT expecting that

  • Jaden Sheehan
    Jaden Sheehan Month ago

    Snl just is a unfunny political sketch show.

  • Angel Zavala
    Angel Zavala Month ago +1

    Tekashi69 saying "ist stoopiiid" lmao this show the best to watch high

  • w̾i̾l̾l̾
    w̾i̾l̾l̾ Month ago

    I was waiting for Bill Cosby

  • Joey Short
    Joey Short Month ago

    1:06

  • Bianca Muldrow
    Bianca Muldrow Month ago

    "You want a reenactment?" 😂😂

  • Melissa Pasos
    Melissa Pasos Month ago

    I agree. There are problems in our family and we need to be sure we all work to pay our bills. This is more of an agenda for how we engage in a discussion between family and men or women when they choose to take care of our homework or school activities with kids.

  • suheyla afra
    suheyla afra Month ago +2

    Hahahahaahajahahahahahaha

  • Lilith Rogers
    Lilith Rogers Month ago

    Gonna add d tRUMP pretty soon then it'll really get bad!!!

  • ME R
    ME R Month ago

    Where is BTS???

  • Canais Young
    Canais Young 2 months ago +1

    Pete Davidson looks better with a bald head and a three-piece suit. It actually makes him look like an adult.

  • An Lourdes Arias
    An Lourdes Arias 2 months ago

    WHERE IS BTS VIDEO?????????,

  • Katherine Alvarez
    Katherine Alvarez 2 months ago +12

    Michael Keaton, I don’t know where you’ve been, but I’m so glad you’re back.

  • J Chors
    J Chors 2 months ago

    00:02 Never thought i'd hear those words on SNL. Maybe they'll pass the message on to the real MSNBC.

  •  2 months ago +1

    Hahaha his beard tho

  • khalid mohamud
    khalid mohamud 2 months ago

    free 6ix9ine

  • Lishaan Hettipathirana
    Lishaan Hettipathirana 2 months ago +1

    This is my favorite cold open

  • Ron Baines
    Ron Baines 2 months ago

    Young ass audience