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Yeah, I woke up this morning and had a leg cramp, from sleeping!
Oh mercy. I so identify with this.
The parking lot story made me think of when cars had antennas & Amoco gave away bright, orange styrofoam balls to put on top of them. You had to say, "which of those 50 balls in the lot is mine?"
You're talking about my life! I can walk ten feet and then ask myself "why am I here?"
I always get a shopping cart for my purse 👜, it is too heavy! 🛒🎯
I’m only 38 and dying laughing... 🤣 it’s all so true, this is payback for all those times I laughed hysterically at my grandparents growing up🤦🏽♂️
Is it weird that I turn down the music to see better while driving.......and I’m 33?
I was waiting for her “ hi i am ellen “ joke
The part about “do you know who I am?” Was too funny lol
I found out I was getting older by the gray hair and getting bi-bifocals and started calling people in their 30's kids
vincent schoenekase Or when you see a police officer and he looks fifteen! 🚔
The other day I screwed the creamer spout cover back on. Then looked all over the counter, trying to find the spout cover to screw back on. Finally glanced back at the container...in my own defence, I hadn't had so much as a sip of coffee yet.
That's so funny! I guessed she meant Matthew Brodrick, probably because I have practice with the "Try to remember this" game, lol.
I have a couple of games I play in which I am the only contestant. One is called "Why did I come into this room?" and another is "Where is that thing that I had just a moment ago?"
Finally! Something funny on this channel! That last one hits close to home.
I do that! When I'm driving in a new area I turn down the radio to see better! 😂😂 wtf?....
Now i know I'm not alone 👍😂😂😂
This audience is SO patheticly LAME. She has good material. I should know, she's describing me in most ALL of this. 💯☝️😆🤣😂🙃🤣😂
Now you can just Google.
Google the actor with dark hair who married whatsername? I don't think even Google is that good. 😆
Girl you are good...
Did anyone else get Matthew Broderick too? I laughed so hard when she said it
not funny at all, southern ellen should stop worrying about her health and more about her jokes and routine
Has she been watching me in my classroom? I can't understand the kindergarteners anymore without my glasses on! Thanks for the chuckle, Karen! Love your work!
Boring, but pretty.
I mean shoulder pain Not the purse
Welcome to my world
I just recently had a "wrong car" moment. I went to the grocery store and on my way back to my car, I push the remote to unlock the door and I opened the door and was about to get inside. Then realized the inside is clean. What happened to all that stuff that was inside? Then I realized I was at the wrong car. My car was a few spaces away. That wasn't the first time that I opened a car that was identical to mine.
It's not so much comedy as it is grim reminder of what is to come for everyone in that room if they are "lucky" enough to live that long.
She’s really great. Likable
💯 on the buggy for the 👛 😅😂
If it makes you feel better, I was still a teenager when I discovered that I couldn't understand someone talking to me a few feet away if I didn't have my glasses on.
I never travel alone anymore because I need at least one other to fill in my blanks! get 3 of us together and it sounds like that African tribe that speaks with clicks! We can talk for hours and laugh like crazy at our own stories but if anyone was listening in, they would have no clue what the heck we are talking about! We lose our nouns at a certain age. If you're a person, place or thing? forget it! we just fill it in with a tongue click or a finger snap! We never remember names and barely remember faces. In fact, once when chatting with a friend she told me a story about someone she knew and it was hilarious! We laughed and laughed, and it wasnt until later that I realized that I WAS THE FRIEND IT HAD HAPPENED TO! I had told her and we had both forgotten who it had happened to! I have to have a notepad by my bed so when I wake up and remember all the nouns I had forgotten I write them down! In the morning my list reads like this: BREAD! PETER! BARN! CHICKEN BREASTS! SAM! SALT! Even trying to describe things eludes me sometimes. Like: ya know that stuff that's white and tastes salty? What's it called? My sister was staying with me for the summer a few years ago and she asked me to go out to the big freezer in the garage and get some chicken breasts for dinner. I said sure, and got up. I got as far as the garage door and forgot why I was there! Soooo I went to the bathroom, cuz that's what ya do when you forget why you got up when youre my age, then I went back and sat down. My sister looked at me and asked where the chicken breasts were! I just gave her blank stare and asked, what chicken breasts! Its a terrible thing when a mind goes to waste! I should hire a kid just to run around after me and write down where Im putting things so I can find them back again! And to take the bag of potatoes out of the freezer and my purse out of the microwave. I kid you not! I put my purse in the microwave! Id love tell you it was a prank by one of my kids but it had to me cuz my kids are all gone and my husband says it wasnt him. Id like to believe it was him buuuut....
I can relate. lol
Nice, clean humor 😁👏🏻
That quick KKK joke she snuck in was so slick.Fantastic comedian. Love her TED Talk.
@LinuxCharms ooh I guess I see it now. Thanks for having the patience to explain it to me. I would have never caught that on my own. 👍
No, no, that's not what I mean.The Kia joke is a secondary joke to the main one. I'm saying she says the words "K-K-Kia (three Ks)" and jumps to "I guess I can't see color", as in the KKK sees color, but she does not because she doesn't agree with them.Hopefully that cleared it up for you.
@LinuxCharms i guess I don't understand the relation between kias and the kkk...
Start listening at 3:03. She mentioned the "K-K-Kia" then went right into "I guess I can't distinguish colors now".The Kia joke was also a play on the Chia Pet, which I love the double-fold writing she did right there.
Not even 50, and I have to put my glasses on to hear. Good thing I don't have dentures. Who knows what I'd lose if I didn't have my teeth in.
I thought she was talking about me! hahaha I like her! This is a great channel.
...aint that the truth. I get a buggie just to tote my purse😂😂😂
She certainly pegged it. I can’t remember any actor or anything they played in.
I like Karen.
Hi Karen. I think I have the same surname as you but I can't remember what it is.
So it's not just me.
Omg that's me with pain
Sometimes, when you get up...........you are just in pain. I am only fifty........can't even fathom living until my eighties.
I'm not 40 yet. 'm not looking forward to my 80s either
Yes , simple words escape me and later at a random time escape my mouth .
This poor thing. God bless her heart.
That purse thing. Lol. I had to stop carrying a purse because it hurt my back. Purse in the baby seat of a shopping cart and only buying one item? Yep. Been there, done that.
She looks like Joyce Meyers