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"rock lesnar" well, there's an image.
Talking about dutch people being aerodynamic.."If you taped one to a front of a plane. I dont think it would do that much damage" 🤣
Joe "You're a monster if you're 12" Rogan
"The universe is so big, so what you do doesnt matter"....Here comes deppression again
It’s funny they rip on Aerosmith’s song from Armageddon.. though it was a shitty song and it was the end of them for the most part that was actually their 1st number one hit. -look it up- insane that’s what got them to top the billboard.I didn’t mean to do the lines through look it up. -didn’t know that did it-
43:48 had to look it up but hey thats me. sfisd . everyone pretends like it didnt fucking happen to this day
Please do a Theo Von, Joey Diaz, Miss Pat, and Ari shaffir! On The Joe Rogan Experience!
No air and less gravity is what makes space travel alot easier not harder or more complicated. It actually requires very little energy to move in space. The hard part is getting off of earth.
That multiverse CRAP is retarded af Tfw NASA gets high. ..
Theo "Dog nipples turn me on" Von
This day in history fact :This interview happened on the same day as the Santa Fe school shooting, 10 dead, shooter still alive with a life in prison sentence, named Dimitrios Pagourtzis.
Honestly the most genius comedic mind around. #theovon4prez
“4 dollars for a drawing!?”“Bro, you’d pay 8”😂😂
As someone with a deaf Jack Russell, I can confirm that analogy.
Theo is America's Karl Pilkington.
I know I’ll sound like a dumb stoner But maybe supermassive black holes are like a bunch of eyes that don’t suck up everything in a “deleted” kinda way but instead are like our eyes and they intake the information sucks it up and spits it out as new universesIdk
Joe: His name was Walter, he use to run around this pond... Theo: Was he mentally handicap?
How intimidated is Joe by Theo?Literally can't miss it
magneto sphere lol
Joe “AI” Rogan
One of Joe's best podcasts!
Theo Von is 1.4 to 2.2 times smarter than Joe Rogan.
You guys have to go check out Theo Von doing a show after going on Joey Diaz podcast and eating shrooms. He absolutely bombed and killed all at once.
That Michael Collins photo wasn’t from NASA btw
Everyone missed the part- "they'll just send back the song New York New York, I think."
So jogging is a gay sport and if you strapped a Dutch person to the front of a plane it wouldn’t be too rough on them. The more you know 🌈
Well Joe, if the universe is infinite then there has to be Hells Angels and a band somewhere out there. In fact, infinite angels and infinite bands...
Like reals hells angels? That'd be dope
Theo is the mothafuggin man.
If Mark Wallberg played Joe Dirt we'd get the great Theo Von.
The thing Theo said about jerking off and never leaving the house for 5 years. Thats relatable
49:00 Who looked her up?
"I didn't know you were so developed" "joey, you know i love you, there can be no love without sex"
Dang, not 7mins in & I'm pondering my own existence & was just wanting to laugh tonight , geez Joe 😂😂
Energy is neither created nor destroyed so the energy for the big bang came from somewhere.....
disability class. THEO: that one kind of blind kid with the stick.
Rogan would’ve been a cop if he didn’t become a comedian.
Yeah JoE got Fucked
Theo is like the American Karl Pilkington lmfao
O hea that's a Gay sport
Joe “it’s too big, it’s too big, it’s too big to wrap your head around, it’s too big” Rogan
My grandpa always told me- “just because someone talks slow- doesn’t mean they are.” Older I get- more real this becomes.
Joe "I believe what NASA tells me" Rogan.
Not funny please stop using the same shitty joke
Apparently Joe's pedo is Sean Connery by the sounds of him
Facts Theo. Legit today I saw your instagram post of your sweat pile after an elliptical session and got off my ass and worked out! very motivating
These comments are just quotes of the video. Dont bother reading. Just watch
We can't get through the Van Allen radiation belts. I hope all your listeners aren't as ignorant as you expect them to be. JRE. Come on.
I love conversations like this where one guy plays dumb as the other plays smart.
Nothing blew up, & created everything?... & they say Christians are crazy
1:13:42 Theo speaks the truth, Joe Rogan thinks Theos being funny, corrects him. Theo thinks Joe knows Theo was serious and laughs as if Joe was correcting him with a funnier alternative meaning. What a ride.
Joe is a moron.
careful joe this is the dude gonna take it the next level......jus sayin
joe rogan : "so, before you were sober, you weren't sober ?"
Childhood twama 😂 1:49:26
It it a coincidence that every comic on this podcast happens to be funnier than j.r....
Theo is one of the most original comics working today. No comedians I have heard perform or are anything like him.
"I was that emo nemo bruh ...i was fuckin swimmin around in my own tears a lil bit when I was a kid"