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We can see black holes but can't see a flag on a rotating moon...hmmmm
Eddie Bravo is a deaf jack Russel great moment
I can't ever tell if hes being funny or himself, thats why im gang gang. ill buy a timeshare for a microwave with theo. ganggangs.
Have you ever jerked off 3 times a day hahaha maybe on a slow day
Theo is in my top 5 all time comics for sure!Up there with Chappelle, Kevin Hart, Joey Diaz & Joe Rogan. Gonna be remembered one of the greats no doubt.
Many times someone possesses child pornography, they have molested and or raped a child. I know someone who went to prison for child pornography who to this day is in a controlling relationship with his younger sister by a decade
9:00 wooow. That made me realize, do you think that artificial intelligence is the next step in human evolution? Do you think this is what nature wants us to do? Only time will tell...
Theo: You think humans are gonna be come obsolete?Joe: YeahTheo: Dangit..😂😂😂😂😂
Joe “there’s gay people in space that can get pregnant” Rogan
He said "Jack russell" like it was a mans name lol
Theo: So humans will become obsolete?Joe: YeahTheo: "Well.....dang it"
I’m only 10 minutes into the show, laughing a lot so decided to read comments and I am now crying I am laughing so hard at all the comments! I’m pausing this, going to hit a fat J real quick, and then come back and hit play...love this dude Theo, never knew before this. Life is good (sometimes).
This guy is fake, good actor tho, pretty hilarious
joe rogan aint afraid to fuckk a man
What are you talking about... game of thrones is full of rape
“I can’t believe Steven Tyler was in here... he reminds me of a coat rack bruh” - Theo Von
Its to big... its to big its to big
1:15 joe just told theo his life is pointless lol
Why did Theo squeeze his titty telling the Sweat Cream story?
Theo, and definitely Joe, need to go to www.yourbrainonporn.com/ to understand why Theo, and millions of men are starting to see what streaming porn actually does to a man now. Completely replaces real women because real women can't keep up to the rush of seeing a different woman, doing outrageously things, with a simple click. the animal brain we have can't keep up. We still have the hunter gatherer brain that would see maybe one beautiful women in a lifetime. Theo here is starting to understand without understanding the science behind it. Downloading 30 second clips 15 years ago, to seeing countless scenes in a million open tabs is legit fucking guys brain to a large margin.
Why don’t we have an animated series of all of Theo Vons fuckin stories... I’d watch the shit outa that shit
"It's too big, it's too big. Too big to wrap your head around." - Joe Rogan
theo is so wise that he makes him sound dumb
Theo Von and Bill Burr are the only 2 duders who did not suck joes dick on the show... respect those 2
1:08:13 A rare Young Jamie sighting
"I meet him through insurance."
Joe "I'm gonna have to do some mushrooms, get in an isolation chamber - it's gonna be a lot of work" Rogan.
"That is old school masturbation. The new thing is shaft only... No one is messing with their balls anymore". Took 15 minutes to get my shit back together and stop laughing.
That's the first time iv ever seen Jamie lol
What is it about old guys named walter...
God damn you guys r so fucking awesome
Joe: These two guys... Theo: What like in Chicago?xDDDD
The science shouldn't take the hope out of anything. Science is only about the outside of things, not the inside.
I've been looking for the 39 minute Mark and the funny ass story of hide and seek. Left out on other clips.
52:05 for the next minute so funny
“A Pickrell “
Chris Rock + Brock Lesnar = Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Joe "Infinite Theo Vons" Rogan
I totally get Theo's thoughts on porn.. I'm in the same boat. Stuff isn't good for you.
Damnit I gotta go back to Louisiana.. apparently I missed a valuable piece of that dirty south experience. I don't remember any shrooms!
We need theo back on
theo is wise
Joe: I did dmt in a sensory deprivation tank floating in stem cells with joey diaz in commedy cellar. I had to pay alimony for my friend dave.
I feel like it’s an ego trick.. Joe downplaying his intelligence, he knows he’s smart. Why he caters toward this facade claiming he’s not, I’m not really sure
1:08:13 Mythical Jaime sighting!
Joe the porn advocate
I love theo von but he is way smarter then he sounds lol
Why does Joe keep almost sympathizing with people who've got child porn on their laptop? Fuck off Joe
When Joe is talking about single cell organisms becoming multi cell organisms: "Man, I'm gonna hang back and stay a single cell, live in the woods". My question is... what woods if life just started being multi cell organisms?
Rogan is subconsciously recalling the gavin podcast.
joe rogan doesnt believe in the sun
I wonder which religion will last the longest , i bet its islam , and christianity might be second last.
i used to pay 4 bucks for someone to draw me a pussy, dude really, man you pay 8. best return line ever
Joe: he was always jogging around this parTheo: he mentally disabled? Wtf, god that’s why I love him, so fn random.
“I know i look like i sell indoor waterfalls in Tennessee” Theo Von 😂
One day there will be a book of Theo quotes that will be future generations bible.
Theo "I don't trust anyone in shorts" Von
The chip in the brain is now becoming a reality
Rogan is proving everyday what a FOOL he is.
Joe’s too dumb to get all of Theo’s jokes
Love Theo.......but after seeing his own standup and podcasts.....he looks so nervous on here, like he`s chatting to his dad? lol
joe doesnt understand the universe isnt infinite its infinitely expanding. He generalizes huge concepts so easily, seems like he really doesnt know what hes talking about a lot of the time.
@Brandon Munro Lol and now an insult to heal your bruised ego. Do everyone a favor, if you're tryna act like a smartass, at least be smart, otherwise you just look like an ass
@fPio Where did you learn that? Modern warfare 2?
That literally means the same thing, Infinite, meaning endless. It's not hard to grasp the concept of an endless universe constantly expanding.
It's called Jesus, Joe.
I've never believed in the big bang, how do they prove it???
Imma need a tutor to get to heaven-Von Classics
this is the longest 2 hrs
Did everyone just skip by Theo saying he met Buzz Aldrin before toy story 1 came out..? moon landing def fake
Rock Lesnar hahahahhahahahah
Throughout all of these conversations that we've had about space-time Galaxy wormholes is that there is this TheXvid videos that can show you the inner workings of the blood cell DNA all the inner workings of the smallest parts of a body chemicals it's amazing There's an actual world of working parts inside of our bodies that have human responsibilities amazing I think if we look within ourselves inside the cell that they provide us on TV amplifier the visual so that we can actually see the inner workings of blood blood pallets and things of that nature that kind of tells you who and what we are it's amazing TheXvid it it's pretty cool and the thing that amazes me most is that when they go inside the cell there are metal machines tiny micro soft small metal Machines working and turning intricately two are DNA and blood cells and other organs that allows us to function if you noticed when you taste blood after you get cut it tastes like iron or copper think about that for a moment we are made up of little small tiny engine parts very soft and fragile metal iron material mixed with water blood and other bodily fluids so yeah I think the answer is inside sorry for the misspelling I'm speaking into my microphone thingy and I do not want to go back and spell check haha sorry I'm too lazy I work 5 days a week he he
1:13:30 *Theo discovers the origin of "wiggers"* - this man is brilliant
It blows my mind hearing them talk about the Milky Way and stars. It's a nightly thing for me in the PNW and growing up in Idaho (where Joe wants to live ), Kellogg, Coeur d'Alene, Pinehurst, Mullen, Kingston.....all Stars glowing every night, all night. I can't imagine what LA must be like. .no thanks.
Theo rocks, great episode, didn't even know he had a podcast