Joe Rogan Experience #1118 - Theo Von

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  • Published on May 18, 2018
  • Theo Von is a stand-up comedian, television personality, host, and actor. Check out his special on Netflix called "No Offense" & his podcast called "This Past Weekend" available on iTunes & TheXvid.
    thexvid.com/channel/UC5AQEUAwCh1sGDvkQtkDWUQ

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  • eric draven
    eric draven 8 hours ago

    We can see black holes but can't see a flag on a rotating moon...hmmmm

  • Colin Worcester
    Colin Worcester 13 hours ago

    Eddie Bravo is a deaf jack Russel great moment

  • Bipolar Pizza
    Bipolar Pizza 17 hours ago

    I can't ever tell if hes being funny or himself, thats why im gang gang. ill buy a timeshare for a microwave with theo. ganggangs.

  • Justin Hayes
    Justin Hayes Day ago

    Have you ever jerked off 3 times a day hahaha maybe on a slow day

  • Graeme Davidson
    Graeme Davidson Day ago +2

    Theo is in my top 5 all time comics for sure!
    Up there with Chappelle, Kevin Hart, Joey Diaz & Joe Rogan. Gonna be remembered one of the greats no doubt.

  • alex hartung
    alex hartung 2 days ago

    Many times someone possesses child pornography, they have molested and or raped a child. I know someone who went to prison for child pornography who to this day is in a controlling relationship with his younger sister by a decade

  • Andrew
    Andrew 2 days ago

    9:00 wooow. That made me realize, do you think that artificial intelligence is the next step in human evolution? Do you think this is what nature wants us to do? Only time will tell...

  • Blake LaPrade
    Blake LaPrade 4 days ago +2

    Theo: You think humans are gonna be come obsolete?
    Joe: Yeah
    Theo: Dangit..
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • Sacramento Cheese Hog

    Joe “there’s gay people in space that can get pregnant” Rogan

  • Mark Lewis
    Mark Lewis 4 days ago

    He said "Jack russell" like it was a mans name lol

  • Mark Lewis
    Mark Lewis 4 days ago

    Theo: So humans will become obsolete?
    Joe: Yeah
    Theo: "Well.....dang it"

  • Pop Sickle
    Pop Sickle 4 days ago

    I’m only 10 minutes into the show, laughing a lot so decided to read comments and I am now crying I am laughing so hard at all the comments! I’m pausing this, going to hit a fat J real quick, and then come back and hit play...love this dude Theo, never knew before this. Life is good (sometimes).

  • Jack Favier
    Jack Favier 4 days ago

    This guy is fake, good actor tho, pretty hilarious

  • Kevin Mills
    Kevin Mills 5 days ago

    joe rogan aint afraid to fuckk a man

  • Lefty Kalem
    Lefty Kalem 5 days ago

    What are you talking about... game of thrones is full of rape

  • Aubry Murphy
    Aubry Murphy 5 days ago +2

    “I can’t believe Steven Tyler was in here... he reminds me of a coat rack bruh” - Theo Von

  • Aaron Masters
    Aaron Masters 5 days ago

    Its to big... its to big its to big

  • DJ PHOBIA
    DJ PHOBIA 5 days ago

    1:15 joe just told theo his life is pointless lol

  • Brad_Chanderson
    Brad_Chanderson 6 days ago

    Why did Theo squeeze his titty telling the Sweat Cream story?

  • Rob R
    Rob R 6 days ago

    Theo, and definitely Joe, need to go to www.yourbrainonporn.com/ to understand why Theo, and millions of men are starting to see what streaming porn actually does to a man now. Completely replaces real women because real women can't keep up to the rush of seeing a different woman, doing outrageously things, with a simple click. the animal brain we have can't keep up. We still have the hunter gatherer brain that would see maybe one beautiful women in a lifetime. Theo here is starting to understand without understanding the science behind it. Downloading 30 second clips 15 years ago, to seeing countless scenes in a million open tabs is legit fucking guys brain to a large margin.

  • Quilting on A Budget

    Why don’t we have an animated series of all of Theo Vons fuckin stories... I’d watch the shit outa that shit

  • Zee J
    Zee J 7 days ago +1

    "It's too big, it's too big. Too big to wrap your head around." - Joe Rogan

  • Rishi Datta
    Rishi Datta 7 days ago +1

    theo is so wise that he makes him sound dumb

  • Luka Muren
    Luka Muren 7 days ago

    Theo Von and Bill Burr are the only 2 duders who did not suck joes dick on the show... respect those 2

  • Mike Neumann
    Mike Neumann 7 days ago

    1:08:13 A rare Young Jamie sighting

  • deanna libby
    deanna libby 7 days ago

    "I meet him through insurance."

  • Armov
    Armov 8 days ago

    Joe "I'm gonna have to do some mushrooms, get in an isolation chamber - it's gonna be a lot of work" Rogan.

  • Terry Graff
    Terry Graff 8 days ago

    "That is old school masturbation. The new thing is shaft only... No one is messing with their balls anymore". Took 15 minutes to get my shit back together and stop laughing.

  • Anthony Anza
    Anthony Anza 8 days ago

    That's the first time iv ever seen Jamie lol

  • James
    James 9 days ago

    What is it about old guys named walter...

  • Dustin Cole
    Dustin Cole 10 days ago

    God damn you guys r so fucking awesome

  • smitemus
    smitemus 10 days ago

    Joe: These two guys...
    Theo: What like in Chicago?

    xDDDD

  • Bort The Builder
    Bort The Builder 10 days ago

    The science shouldn't take the hope out of anything. Science is only about the outside of things, not the inside.

  • humboldtalvarez707
    humboldtalvarez707 10 days ago

    I've been looking for the 39 minute Mark and the funny ass story of hide and seek. Left out on other clips.

  • Oliver Bondwalker
    Oliver Bondwalker 10 days ago

    52:05 for the next minute so funny

  • Michael VIENS
    Michael VIENS 11 days ago

    “A Pickrell “

  • Fadogar91
    Fadogar91 12 days ago +1

    Chris Rock + Brock Lesnar = Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

  • ramiro nunez
    ramiro nunez 12 days ago

    What

  • fllmerp
    fllmerp 12 days ago

    Joe "Infinite Theo Vons" Rogan

  • genithlol
    genithlol 12 days ago +2

    I totally get Theo's thoughts on porn.. I'm in the same boat. Stuff isn't good for you.

  • Dakota Lowe
    Dakota Lowe 13 days ago

    Damnit I gotta go back to Louisiana.. apparently I missed a valuable piece of that dirty south experience. I don't remember any shrooms!

  • Lawrence Saia
    Lawrence Saia 13 days ago

    We need theo back on

  • Coach
    Coach 13 days ago

    theo is wise

  • rolanddes
    rolanddes 14 days ago

    Joe: I did dmt in a sensory deprivation tank floating in stem cells with joey diaz in commedy cellar. I had to pay alimony for my friend dave.

  • Sfg116
    Sfg116 14 days ago

    I feel like it’s an ego trick.. Joe downplaying his intelligence, he knows he’s smart. Why he caters toward this facade claiming he’s not, I’m not really sure

  • Edgar Allan Poe
    Edgar Allan Poe 15 days ago +1

    1:08:13 Mythical Jaime sighting!

  • Nina Renee
    Nina Renee 16 days ago

    Joe the porn advocate

  • WhoDatBoy95
    WhoDatBoy95 16 days ago

    I love theo von but he is way smarter then he sounds lol

  • Brian Dennehy
    Brian Dennehy 17 days ago

    Why does Joe keep almost sympathizing with people who've got child porn on their laptop? Fuck off Joe

  • Tobiasz Wronka
    Tobiasz Wronka 17 days ago

    When Joe is talking about single cell organisms becoming multi cell organisms: "Man, I'm gonna hang back and stay a single cell, live in the woods". My question is... what woods if life just started being multi cell organisms?

  • Reddeadmetalhead83 Subscribe

    Rogan is subconsciously recalling the gavin podcast.

  • LiquidFvckHead
    LiquidFvckHead 18 days ago

    joe rogan doesnt believe in the sun

  • deepak lohar
    deepak lohar 19 days ago

    I wonder which religion will last the longest , i bet its islam , and christianity might be second last.

  • John Watson
    John Watson 19 days ago

    i used to pay 4 bucks for someone to draw me a pussy, dude really, man you pay 8. best return line ever

  • droan999
    droan999 19 days ago

    Joe: he was always jogging around this par
    Theo: he mentally disabled?
    Wtf, god that’s why I love him, so fn random.

  • Steve steve
    Steve steve 20 days ago +1

    “I know i look like i sell indoor waterfalls in Tennessee” Theo Von 😂

  • Steve steve
    Steve steve 20 days ago

    One day there will be a book of Theo quotes that will be future generations bible.

  • Barra
    Barra 20 days ago

    Theo "I don't trust anyone in shorts" Von

  • Alpaca Edits
    Alpaca Edits 20 days ago

    The chip in the brain is now becoming a reality

  • AwkwardWarrior Opah
    AwkwardWarrior Opah 20 days ago

    42:43 Lool

  • Lara O'neal
    Lara O'neal 21 day ago

    Rogan is proving everyday what a FOOL he is.

  • AsSeenOnTV
    AsSeenOnTV 21 day ago +1

    Joe’s too dumb to get all of Theo’s jokes

  • Gerry Parris
    Gerry Parris 21 day ago

    Love Theo.......but after seeing his own standup and podcasts.....he looks so nervous on here, like he`s chatting to his dad? lol

  • Brandon Munro
    Brandon Munro 21 day ago

    joe doesnt understand the universe isnt infinite its infinitely expanding. He generalizes huge concepts so easily, seems like he really doesnt know what hes talking about a lot of the time.

    • fPio
      fPio 7 days ago

      @Brandon Munro Lol and now an insult to heal your bruised ego. Do everyone a favor, if you're tryna act like a smartass, at least be smart, otherwise you just look like an ass

    • Brandon Munro
      Brandon Munro 7 days ago

      @fPio Where did you learn that? Modern warfare 2?

    • fPio
      fPio 21 day ago

      That literally means the same thing, Infinite, meaning endless. It's not hard to grasp the concept of an endless universe constantly expanding.

  • Christopher Seibert
    Christopher Seibert 22 days ago

    It's called Jesus, Joe.

  • Aless 7
    Aless 7 22 days ago

    I've never believed in the big bang, how do they prove it???

  • Sam Malone
    Sam Malone 22 days ago

    Imma need a tutor to get to heaven-Von Classics

  • Curtis Jacksons
    Curtis Jacksons 23 days ago

    this is the longest 2 hrs

  • Curtis Jacksons
    Curtis Jacksons 23 days ago

    Did everyone just skip by Theo saying he met Buzz Aldrin before toy story 1 came out..? moon landing def fake

  • Zozotier
    Zozotier 23 days ago

    Rock Lesnar hahahahhahahahah

  • marvinhayes42473
    marvinhayes42473 23 days ago

    Throughout all of these conversations that we've had about space-time Galaxy wormholes is that there is this TheXvid videos that can show you the inner workings of the blood cell DNA all the inner workings of the smallest parts of a body chemicals it's amazing There's an actual world of working parts inside of our bodies that have human responsibilities amazing I think if we look within ourselves inside the cell that they provide us on TV amplifier the visual so that we can actually see the inner workings of blood blood pallets and things of that nature that kind of tells you who and what we are it's amazing TheXvid it it's pretty cool and the thing that amazes me most is that when they go inside the cell there are metal machines tiny micro soft small metal Machines working and turning intricately two are DNA and blood cells and other organs that allows us to function if you noticed when you taste blood after you get cut it tastes like iron or copper think about that for a moment we are made up of little small tiny engine parts very soft and fragile metal iron material mixed with water blood and other bodily fluids so yeah I think the answer is inside sorry for the misspelling I'm speaking into my microphone thingy and I do not want to go back and spell check haha sorry I'm too lazy I work 5 days a week he he

  • youtubing182
    youtubing182 23 days ago

    1:13:30 *Theo discovers the origin of "wiggers"* - this man is brilliant

  • Captain Cardi
    Captain Cardi 23 days ago

    57:24

  • Bubbly Waters
    Bubbly Waters 24 days ago

    It blows my mind hearing them talk about the Milky Way and stars. It's a nightly thing for me in the PNW and growing up in Idaho (where Joe wants to live ), Kellogg, Coeur d'Alene, Pinehurst, Mullen, Kingston.....all Stars glowing every night, all night. I can't imagine what LA must be like. .no thanks.

  • Ol' QWERTY Bastard
    Ol' QWERTY Bastard 25 days ago

    Theo rocks, great episode, didn't even know he had a podcast