"You're S******g in Your Bed?!" - Lethal Bizzle SHOCKS Jimmy Carr! | 8 Out of 10 Cats | Jimmy S20

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Comments • 187

  • E4
    E4  4 months ago +15

    ... best place to clip your nails??
    Watch FULL EPISODES: bit.ly/2oNpwez

  • Lazy Jesus
    Lazy Jesus 18 days ago

    They’re not doing the words and numbers in this one, even Rachel Riley’s sitting down.

  • Matt Taylor
    Matt Taylor Month ago

    They best hope Jimmy never fucks off, because the fuckers they put on since John and Sean are about as funny as finding a lump on your bollocks.

  • Alex M
    Alex M 2 months ago +2

    I don’t have a problem with the show getting new hosts, but Aisling is so unfunny it’s painful

  • Gary M
    Gary M 3 months ago +1

    When 2 videos have the same jokes and content in them.

  • ☞ ♾️  𝕋 𝕀 𝔻 𝔾 𝕐  ✓

    I've go' a en-suite, I've go' a en-suite! 😂😂 I cracked up when he said that

  • J-Yo
    J-Yo 4 months ago +1

    hahahaha chopping his toe nails and laying a few logs lol :D

  • Bethany Holbrook
    Bethany Holbrook 4 months ago +23

    Best Harry Potter pick up line is "Call me Neville because I long for your bottom"

  • pablo rages
    pablo rages 4 months ago +1

    Rachael is such a pretty girl !

  • claud ohara
    claud ohara 4 months ago

    Shit and toenails

  • Saima Chaudhry
    Saima Chaudhry 4 months ago

    People cut their nails dry 😳😲😮🙀

  • james todorov
    james todorov 4 months ago +1

    Are Sean and Jon just not on the show anymore?

  • LaurenceTristan
    LaurenceTristan 4 months ago

    Is there any show Rob Beckett ISN'T on at the moment? I like the chap but I feel like I can't fucking escape him at the same time :(

  • pixel girl
    pixel girl 4 months ago +2

    All TheXvid commenters love Nish Kumar, I've never seen a bad word spoken about him on here.

  • Ken Ek
    Ken Ek 4 months ago +6

    Didn't think I could laugh this hard with a video without Jon and Sean but Jimmy is consistently hilarious

  • Knights of ni
    Knights of ni 4 months ago +2

    Ah. Al Porter. Member when he wasn't going around sexually assaulting people. Ooooh I member.

  • Justsaying something
    Justsaying something 4 months ago +2

    I like that the title bit is always the last few minutes but we all watch the whole clip. How many more comments needs to be posted before someone brings back Sean and Jon? Either that or end the show. People love those two and you took them away from us :( That's not very nice.. sure someone wanted to keep the show fresh and hip but pick better team captains then. Rob and Ashling are shit. #BringbackSeanandJonon8outof10cats

    • Martin Ottaway
      Martin Ottaway 3 months ago

      think is I'd watch Aisling Bee watching paint dry. yes you could say I'm a fan.

  • Rob Fraser
    Rob Fraser 4 months ago +2

    Is it really any of our shit where Business does a bizzle?

  • orange circle
    orange circle 4 months ago

    Sorry I haven't got back to you Julie, I've had terrible sun stroke! Even a warm bath didn't settle it. What can we do? I hope the kids are well. See you soon.

  • Gacha Spaghetti
    Gacha Spaghetti 4 months ago

    I'm only 10

  • Toby Tiger 04
    Toby Tiger 04 4 months ago +1

    He’s in the attic but he said “I live under my home”

  • Stu5727
    Stu5727 4 months ago +12

    I'm 3:00 in and I've just realised this isn't '...does Countdown'

  • Sim Don
    Sim Don 4 months ago

    No wonder they call you leathel shit and toes nails everywhere lmao 😂

  • fausti00
    fausti00 4 months ago +2

    Fun fact while avoiding tax Jimmy still paid more taxes than Rob Beckett has made in his life.

  • fourbypete
    fourbypete 4 months ago +19

    The last line is the best one. "No wonder they call you Lethal, there's shit and toe nails everywhere.

  • SwordInTheStorm
    SwordInTheStorm 4 months ago +2

    I love the show and Im glad its back but I hope they return to the old format, If it ain't broke don't fix it!!

    • SwordInTheStorm
      SwordInTheStorm 4 months ago

      It has changed from the way the announce the teams to playing silly games like carrot in a box and electrocuting each other and not focusing on what happened that week.

    • Rob Fraser
      Rob Fraser 4 months ago

      The format hasn't changed, they just have two new captains...

  • Jase Wilco
    Jase Wilco 4 months ago

    it's great they invite the best of us Americans on. no wonder they think we're all pompous idiots.

  • fake fake
    fake fake 4 months ago +15

    2:25 ... or as Richard Ayoade put it: "Your hair is still wet from the womb!".

    • fake fake
      fake fake 4 months ago

      m.thexvid.com/video/lbDllcoIeB4/video.htmlm33s

  • Doug SwampRat
    Doug SwampRat 4 months ago +4

    Pro Tip, cut your toe nails in the shower.

  • The Armchair SpacemanTM
    The Armchair SpacemanTM 4 months ago +2

    This crap just shows exactly how mind poisoning TV is.

    • RIXRADvidz
      RIXRADvidz 4 months ago +2

      You're right, you're very damaged, look how you ended your sentence.

  • The Armchair SpacemanTM

    every fucking selfish bastard on the show and in the comments TOTALLY missed the point of ''the airport run''
    its Not a question of how you get there. point is , JIMMY, you run folk to the airport because you care, and it's the honourable thing to do you CRETIN. but hey, what does a Pretentious Saxony Norman crook Know of Honour eh?

  • The Armchair SpacemanTM
    The Armchair SpacemanTM 4 months ago +1

    Poo.
    is EVERY cunt on TV mentally a five year old?
    I mean apart from the embezzlers, Paedos and fraudsters, of course.

    • my dude
      my dude 4 months ago

      Too be fair you have to be robot to stop finding toilet humour funny.

  • Wozza
    Wozza 4 months ago +1

    Rob has the worst haircut in TV

  • immaculateinception
    immaculateinception 4 months ago +1

    *Hired you to pretend to cum*

  • Anything under the sun
    Anything under the sun 4 months ago +1

    1:24 you could buy a absolute heap for £300 or less and it would get you from A to B multiple times

  • Ebro Paul
    Ebro Paul 4 months ago +5

    just not as funny anymore

  • Miles Carey
    Miles Carey 4 months ago +27

    whos the bearded guy who lives with his mum? very funny

  • Know One
    Know One 4 months ago

    Who the fuck is Bizzy Lizzy or whoever?

  • Conor Malone
    Conor Malone 4 months ago +30

    To all the people complaining about the show: you choose to watch it. Go and watch something else if you don’t like this one anymore.

  • A.J. Steinman
    A.J. Steinman 4 months ago +1

    What's wrong with the guy in the yellow shirt and the hat and beard that he talks like that?

    • A S
      A S 4 months ago

      Say what u like he a funny fucker man lol

    • RIXRADvidz
      RIXRADvidz 4 months ago

      nothing wrong, he's just different from Your Perfect Self.

    • Miles Carey
      Miles Carey 4 months ago

      think its his underbite

  • Joe Blundy
    Joe Blundy 4 months ago +3

    "How do you mean a bad vegan? Do you mean you go on about it?"
    Wouldn't that make her a good vegan?

  • nirfz
    nirfz 4 months ago +10

    6:23 the absolute best comment about the current state of mankind from Aisling!

    • nirfz
      nirfz 4 months ago

      @Statism is SOCIOPATHIC of course it is. i am part of human mankind, and i didn't hold a worldwide vote on the matter ;-)

    • triton62674
      triton62674 4 months ago +2

      Unlike us, robots can be smarter whether they want to be or not

    • Statism is SOCIOPATHIC
      Statism is SOCIOPATHIC 4 months ago

      nirfz subjective

  • J
    J 4 months ago +137

    “Some people have to pay taxes and have to take trains” 😂😂😂😂

  • John Smith
    John Smith 4 months ago +92

    Put Rachel Riley in thumbnail - treble your views

    • 556to762
      556to762 2 months ago

      As Jimmy Carr put it in one of his stand up, "I would craw over broken glass to suck the cock of the last guy who fucked her."

    • Winger Pooter
      Winger Pooter 4 months ago +1

      Put your thumb in Rachel Riley and watch your views ♡♡♡♡♡

    • brennybi
      brennybi 4 months ago

      No doubt

    • Rob Fraser
      Rob Fraser 4 months ago +2

      Treble your bulge

    • Trausti Guðmundarson
      Trausti Guðmundarson 4 months ago +2

      Treble your fan bass

  • Hansy
    Hansy 4 months ago

    1:35 Who is that? He looks allot like Richard Lewis (Games journalist)

    • Rob Fraser
      Rob Fraser 4 months ago

      You should watch his show Murder in Successville, one of the best TV shows of recent years.

    • mrclick gaming
      mrclick gaming 4 months ago +1

      Tom Davis

  • astroboirap
    astroboirap 4 months ago +14

    *pascoe is so unfunny it hurts*

    • Louis Acres
      Louis Acres 4 months ago +2

      So is everyone else on this shit show except Jimmy

  • Pratik Sharma
    Pratik Sharma 4 months ago +37

    Everybody's talking about missing sean and jon........well, Iam a simple man.....just keep inviting rachel and I'll be more than happy.

    • Pratik Sharma
      Pratik Sharma 4 months ago

      @Riiftz okay...Point noted.😇

    • Riiftz
      Riiftz 4 months ago

      @Pratik Sharma proper funny you aren't you. You love your elepsises.

    • Pratik Sharma
      Pratik Sharma 4 months ago +1

      @Riiftz sorry mate.....oops

    • Riiftz
      Riiftz 4 months ago

      @Pratik Sharma stop calling me mate. Im not your friend.

    • Pratik Sharma
      Pratik Sharma 4 months ago

      @Riiftz ohhhhh right.......thanks for that information mate.....

  • Chemical Fusion
    Chemical Fusion 4 months ago

    This is shit

  • Roncon98
    Roncon98 4 months ago +1

    Check out CDA Productions for reviews and tedious amounts of absolute bulls***

  • s sw
    s sw 4 months ago +9

    If you can't bring Sean and Jon back, at least replace them with someone better than these two....or just cancel the show...this is painfull to watch.

  • TEE BEE
    TEE BEE 4 months ago +6

    who are all these people? wheres all the funny people gone?

    • DasT _CallumJD
      DasT _CallumJD 4 months ago

      TEE BEE good point

    • TEE BEE
      TEE BEE 4 months ago +2

      @DasT _CallumJD It was more a dig at all the unfunny females the putting on lately. Robs funny as a sideman but not good enough for a team captain

    • DasT _CallumJD
      DasT _CallumJD 4 months ago +1

      TEE BEE how can you not know Rob Beckett

  • Henrik Høyrup
    Henrik Høyrup 4 months ago +420

    Say what you want about Jimmy Carr, but he takes the million tax jokes about him right to the chin without complaints.

    • antred11
      antred11 Day ago

      @D Condren Well, it _should_be illegal. Hard to understand why it isn't.

    • Lazy Jesus
      Lazy Jesus 18 days ago +1

      Henrik Høyrup good on jimmy, tax is extortion anyway. We’re told tax is used to maintain our streets, towns and cities but travel around England then go to London and you’ll see that everywhere but London is neglected. Not to mention a percentage of our tax payments is taken to fund foreign wars that have nothing to do with us. This is how governments work. Rich criminals who rule over the poor peasantry.
      If anyone tells you paying your tax is honourable don’t listen to them.

    • Verneata
      Verneata Month ago

      Matt JT people on this thread are fairly disingenuous

    • Zarkow
      Zarkow 3 months ago

      @macdonaldsadler "position of a donut"? Ok, kid. Go on, live in your delusion. You seem mentally deranged, as can be seen from that ranting reply. Bye, loser.

    • macdonaldsadler
      macdonaldsadler 3 months ago

      @Zarkow your mother clearly dropped you at birth. Lol. You are spouting on about all sorts of money wasting conspiracies, name calling and trying to defend the position of a donut! Assuming you don't live in a caravan at the side of the road. You must be a bit of a special child (not in a good way!)! How much is your car insurance, rent /mortgage, or probably digs to mummy and daddy. Do you use any form of transport, or maybe your the crazy cat person, every town has. Either way you have firstly no grasp as to the ACTUAL cost of things. ask daddy when he gets home from work. Or maybe your primary school teacher. You defend capitalism, but shoot yourself in the foot with your silly comments. (no not literally, this is not America after all.). You have no clue what you are talking about. Money is not just printed off, and to do so would devalue a currency, to such an extent you create super inflation. Which makes everything cost EVEN more. You are clearly a total Luddite! The taxes the adults pay help to run the country. Muppet!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • nate hagadone
    nate hagadone 4 months ago +202

    I miss Sean and Jon. I still have Jimmy though.

    • Cain Robinson
      Cain Robinson 2 months ago

      Dont jinx it cuz he'll be next aha

    • Michael W
      Michael W 4 months ago

      Jon, isn't even funny. Too try hard. Sean is great, though.

    • Tom Kenning
      Tom Kenning 4 months ago

      @Myles He's really not. You both come across as someone who hasn't seen any comedy that isn't on TV.

    • Myles
      Myles 4 months ago +5

      @Tom Kenning Well, hes correct

    • Tom Kenning
      Tom Kenning 4 months ago +1

      @mijaco999 Spot the virgin

  • Ahurrhurr hurrr
    Ahurrhurr hurrr 4 months ago +12

    Aisling destroys my brain cells

  • Eric Burkheimer
    Eric Burkheimer 4 months ago +4

    5:57 I shudder when I see Desiree on a British panel show. Come on, we Americans have much better comedians. More Michelle Wolf, or Rich Hall. Even Regggie D. Hunter. Or try to get Wanda Sykes. Anyone but this broad.

    • Rob Fraser
      Rob Fraser 4 months ago +1

      And Doug Stanhope, he works with Charlie Brooker a lot.

    • UnitSe7en
      UnitSe7en 4 months ago +4

      The only one of those with integrity or jokes that are funny is Rich Hall.

    • Ratel.H Badger
      Ratel.H Badger 4 months ago

      Wanda would destroy them

    • Oliver Fletcher
      Oliver Fletcher 4 months ago +3

      Take of Michelle wolf and I would agree with you

  • Isaac Hunt
    Isaac Hunt 4 months ago +8

    OMAFG... Richard actually is Billericky Dicky!

    • Isaac Hunt
      Isaac Hunt 4 months ago

      @Dayumhesgood I've heard that he's doing... very well

    • Dayumhesgood
      Dayumhesgood 4 months ago +1

      Isaac Hunt lollllllll mad lad

  • DRSHANKER
    DRSHANKER 4 months ago +3

    Jimmy Carr - The bath technique is mentioned in American Psycho and I be that's where he got it from hah

  • bren106
    bren106 4 months ago

    Moaning fucking coffin dodgers favourite things to say

    "Used to be better with Sean and Jon"
    "Used to be better back in the day when we didn't have to lock our doors".
    "Used to be better when we could have a night out on a fiver"
    "Used to be better with the old money! We didn't need this decimal stuff"
    Stop and take a listen to yourselves,

  • Jonas Ermann
    Jonas Ermann 4 months ago +9

    You're... sleeping in your bed?

  • James Gweneth
    James Gweneth 4 months ago +3

    that was bloody hilarious