"You're S******g in Your Bed?!" - Lethal Bizzle SHOCKS Jimmy Carr! | 8 Out of 10 Cats | Jimmy S20

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  • E4
    E4  Month ago +13

    ... best place to clip your nails??
    Watch FULL EPISODES: bit.ly/2oNpwez

  • Gary M
    Gary M 16 days ago

    When 2 videos have the same jokes and content in them.

  • Tidgy
    Tidgy Month ago +1

    I've go' a en-suite, I've go' a en-suite! 😂😂 I cracked up when he said that

  • J-Yo
    J-Yo Month ago

    hahahaha chopping his toe nails and laying a few logs lol :D

  • Bethany Holbrook
    Bethany Holbrook Month ago +16

    Best Harry Potter pick up line is "Call me Neville because I long for your bottom"

  • pablo rages
    pablo rages Month ago

    Rachael is such a pretty girl !

  • claud ohara
    claud ohara Month ago

    Shit and toenails

  • Saima Chaudhry
    Saima Chaudhry Month ago

    People cut their nails dry 😳😲😮🙀

  • james todorov
    james todorov Month ago

    Are Sean and Jon just not on the show anymore?

  • LaurenceTristan
    LaurenceTristan Month ago

    Is there any show Rob Beckett ISN'T on at the moment? I like the chap but I feel like I can't fucking escape him at the same time :(

  • pixel girl
    pixel girl Month ago +2

    All TheXvid commenters love Nish Kumar, I've never seen a bad word spoken about him on here.

  • Ken Ek
    Ken Ek Month ago +5

    Didn't think I could laugh this hard with a video without Jon and Sean but Jimmy is consistently hilarious

  • Knights of ni
    Knights of ni Month ago

    Ah. Al Porter. Member when he wasn't going around sexually assaulting people. Ooooh I member.

  • Justsaying something
    Justsaying something Month ago +2

    I like that the title bit is always the last few minutes but we all watch the whole clip. How many more comments needs to be posted before someone brings back Sean and Jon? Either that or end the show. People love those two and you took them away from us :( That's not very nice.. sure someone wanted to keep the show fresh and hip but pick better team captains then. Rob and Ashling are shit. #BringbackSeanandJonon8outof10cats

    • Martin Ottaway
      Martin Ottaway 25 days ago

      think is I'd watch Aisling Bee watching paint dry. yes you could say I'm a fan.

  • Rob Fraser
    Rob Fraser Month ago +1

    Is it really any of our shit where Business does a bizzle?

  • orange circle
    orange circle Month ago

    Sorry I haven't got back to you Julie, I've had terrible sun stroke! Even a warm bath didn't settle it. What can we do? I hope the kids are well. See you soon.

  • Gacha Spaghetti
    Gacha Spaghetti Month ago

    I'm only 10

  • Toby Tiger 04
    Toby Tiger 04 Month ago +1

    He’s in the attic but he said “I live under my home”

  • Stu5727
    Stu5727 Month ago +10

    I'm 3:00 in and I've just realised this isn't '...does Countdown'

  • Sim Don
    Sim Don Month ago

    No wonder they call you leathel shit and toes nails everywhere lmao 😂

  • fausti00
    fausti00 Month ago +2

    Fun fact while avoiding tax Jimmy still paid more taxes than Rob Beckett has made in his life.

  • fourbypete
    fourbypete Month ago +17

    The last line is the best one. "No wonder they call you Lethal, there's shit and toe nails everywhere.

  • SwordInTheStorm
    SwordInTheStorm Month ago +1

    I love the show and Im glad its back but I hope they return to the old format, If it ain't broke don't fix it!!

    • SwordInTheStorm
      SwordInTheStorm Month ago

      It has changed from the way the announce the teams to playing silly games like carrot in a box and electrocuting each other and not focusing on what happened that week.

    • Rob Fraser
      Rob Fraser Month ago

      The format hasn't changed, they just have two new captains...

  • Jase Wilco
    Jase Wilco Month ago

    it's great they invite the best of us Americans on. no wonder they think we're all pompous idiots.

  • fake fake
    fake fake Month ago +13

    2:25 ... or as Richard Ayoade put it: "Your hair is still wet from the womb!".

    • fake fake
      fake fake Month ago

      m.thexvid.com/video/lbDllcoIeB4/video.htmlm33s

  • Doug SwampRat
    Doug SwampRat Month ago +2

    Pro Tip, cut your toe nails in the shower.

  • The Armchair Spaceman
    The Armchair Spaceman Month ago +2

    This crap just shows exactly how mind poisoning TV is.

    • RIXRADvidz
      RIXRADvidz Month ago +2

      You're right, you're very damaged, look how you ended your sentence.

  • The Armchair Spaceman

    every fucking selfish bastard on the show and in the comments TOTALLY missed the point of ''the airport run''
    its Not a question of how you get there. point is , JIMMY, you run folk to the airport because you care, and it's the honourable thing to do you CRETIN. but hey, what does a Pretentious Saxony Norman crook Know of Honour eh?

  • The Armchair Spaceman
    The Armchair Spaceman Month ago +1

    Poo.
    is EVERY cunt on TV mentally a five year old?
    I mean apart from the embezzlers, Paedos and fraudsters, of course.

    • my dude
      my dude Month ago

      Too be fair you have to be robot to stop finding toilet humour funny.

  • Wozza
    Wozza Month ago +1

    Rob has the worst haircut in TV

  • immaculateinception
    immaculateinception Month ago +1

    *Hired you to pretend to cum*

  • Anything under the sun

    1:24 you could buy a absolute heap for £300 or less and it would get you from A to B multiple times

  • Ebro Paul
    Ebro Paul Month ago +5

    just not as funny anymore

  • Miles Carey
    Miles Carey Month ago +24

    whos the bearded guy who lives with his mum? very funny

  • Know One
    Know One Month ago

    Who the fuck is Bizzy Lizzy or whoever?

  • Conor Malone
    Conor Malone Month ago +28

    To all the people complaining about the show: you choose to watch it. Go and watch something else if you don’t like this one anymore.

  • A.J. Steinman
    A.J. Steinman Month ago +1

    What's wrong with the guy in the yellow shirt and the hat and beard that he talks like that?

    • A S
      A S Month ago

      Say what u like he a funny fucker man lol

    • RIXRADvidz
      RIXRADvidz Month ago

      nothing wrong, he's just different from Your Perfect Self.

    • Miles Carey
      Miles Carey Month ago

      think its his underbite

  • Joe Blundy
    Joe Blundy Month ago +3

    "How do you mean a bad vegan? Do you mean you go on about it?"
    Wouldn't that make her a good vegan?

  • nirfz
    nirfz Month ago +10

    6:23 the absolute best comment about the current state of mankind from Aisling!

    • nirfz
      nirfz Month ago

      @Statism is SOCIOPATHIC of course it is. i am part of human mankind, and i didn't hold a worldwide vote on the matter ;-)

    • triton62674
      triton62674 Month ago +2

      Unlike us, robots can be smarter whether they want to be or not

    • Statism is SOCIOPATHIC
      Statism is SOCIOPATHIC Month ago

      nirfz subjective

  • J
    J Month ago +128

    “Some people have to pay taxes and have to take trains” 😂😂😂😂

  • John Smith
    John Smith Month ago +85

    Put Rachel Riley in thumbnail - treble your views

  • Hansy
    Hansy Month ago

    1:35 Who is that? He looks allot like Richard Lewis (Games journalist)

    • Rob Fraser
      Rob Fraser Month ago

      You should watch his show Murder in Successville, one of the best TV shows of recent years.

    • mrclick gaming
      mrclick gaming Month ago +1

      Tom Davis

  • astroboirap
    astroboirap Month ago +14

    *pascoe is so unfunny it hurts*

    • Louis Acres
      Louis Acres Month ago +2

      So is everyone else on this shit show except Jimmy

  • Pratik Sharma
    Pratik Sharma Month ago +35

    Everybody's talking about missing sean and jon........well, Iam a simple man.....just keep inviting rachel and I'll be more than happy.

    • Pratik Sharma
      Pratik Sharma Month ago

      @Riiftz okay...Point noted.😇

    • Riiftz
      Riiftz Month ago

      @Pratik Sharma proper funny you aren't you. You love your elepsises.

    • Pratik Sharma
      Pratik Sharma Month ago +1

      @Riiftz sorry mate.....oops

    • Riiftz
      Riiftz Month ago

      @Pratik Sharma stop calling me mate. Im not your friend.

    • Pratik Sharma
      Pratik Sharma Month ago

      @Riiftz ohhhhh right.......thanks for that information mate.....

  • Chemical Fusion
    Chemical Fusion Month ago

    This is shit

  • Roncon98
    Roncon98 Month ago +1

    Check out CDA Productions for reviews and tedious amounts of absolute bulls***

  • s sw
    s sw Month ago +9

    If you can't bring Sean and Jon back, at least replace them with someone better than these two....or just cancel the show...this is painfull to watch.

  • TEE BEE
    TEE BEE Month ago +6

    who are all these people? wheres all the funny people gone?

    • DasT _CallumJD
      DasT _CallumJD Month ago

      TEE BEE good point

    • TEE BEE
      TEE BEE Month ago +2

      @DasT _CallumJD It was more a dig at all the unfunny females the putting on lately. Robs funny as a sideman but not good enough for a team captain

    • DasT _CallumJD
      DasT _CallumJD Month ago +1

      TEE BEE how can you not know Rob Beckett

  • Henrik Høyrup
    Henrik Høyrup Month ago +391

    Say what you want about Jimmy Carr, but he takes the million tax jokes about him right to the chin without complaints.

    • Zarkow
      Zarkow 23 days ago

      @macdonaldsadler "position of a donut"? Ok, kid. Go on, live in your delusion. You seem mentally deranged, as can be seen from that ranting reply. Bye, loser.

    • Zarkow
      Zarkow 23 days ago

      @macdonaldsadler "position of a donut"? Ok, kid. Go on, live in your delusion. You seem mentally deranged, as can be seen from that ranting reply. Bye, loser.

    • macdonaldsadler
      macdonaldsadler 23 days ago

      @Zarkow your mother clearly dropped you at birth. Lol. You are spouting on about all sorts of money wasting conspiracies, name calling and trying to defend the position of a donut! Assuming you don't live in a caravan at the side of the road. You must be a bit of a special child (not in a good way!)! How much is your car insurance, rent /mortgage, or probably digs to mummy and daddy. Do you use any form of transport, or maybe your the crazy cat person, every town has. Either way you have firstly no grasp as to the ACTUAL cost of things. ask daddy when he gets home from work. Or maybe your primary school teacher. You defend capitalism, but shoot yourself in the foot with your silly comments. (no not literally, this is not America after all.). You have no clue what you are talking about. Money is not just printed off, and to do so would devalue a currency, to such an extent you create super inflation. Which makes everything cost EVEN more. You are clearly a total Luddite! The taxes the adults pay help to run the country. Muppet!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Zarkow
      Zarkow 24 days ago

      @macdonaldsadler I get it, you are an idiot. And FYI, sovereign citizens nutters in the US is neither here nor there to this discussion. Everyone that has grown up (so, perhaps not you) understand that the government only has the money that is stolen by it from its people. What you, in your kid-like innocence, fail to understand is that there is no rule or goal that state that a government must be as big or as expansive as possible nor that it should have the largest budget it can possible have. No, the government don't need as much money as you think - look into what most of the government of the Western nations spends their budget on and you shall realize that they are not only flush with money, they are wasting it to a very high degree. This while it is their job to not waste any of the money that they have taken from the working people of their nation.

    • macdonaldsadler
      macdonaldsadler 24 days ago

      @Zarkow I will just make a guess that maybe you are a "SOVTARD" or similar. Just because you have a difference of opinion, it does not mean you are wrong. You could do worse than to open your eyes, and realise the world is indeed NOT FLAT, and the government's use the magic money tree to fund all the things it has to. If everyone was like you. A tax dodging degenerate, then we truly would live in a world of chaos! Pull you idealistic head out of the sand you have it in! Would you rather live in a country with street lights, bin collection, emergency services, paved roads and footpaths, etc etc etc. Or would you rather live in a 3rd world country, where you pay through the nose for things from the local crime boss for protection, or private ambulance, to take you to an overpriced hospital. And after your injury there is no support available to you from the state because they have no money. So you are left to rot on the side of the unpaved road, unable to work, no money, trying to beg off people who are in the same position. Wise up and see what your taxes actually do. Oh and why am I a carrot?

  • nate hagadone
    nate hagadone Month ago +187

    I miss Sean and Jon. I still have Jimmy though.

    • Michael W
      Michael W Month ago

      Jon, isn't even funny. Too try hard. Sean is great, though.

    • Tom Kenning
      Tom Kenning Month ago

      @Myles He's really not. You both come across as someone who hasn't seen any comedy that isn't on TV.

    • Myles
      Myles Month ago +2

      @Tom Kenning Well, hes correct

    • Tom Kenning
      Tom Kenning Month ago +1

      @mijaco999 Spot the virgin

    • mijaco999
      mijaco999 Month ago +6

      Rob replacing Jon I could live with. But we need Sean! And aisling is probably the worst female comedian I’ve seen. Therefore, the worst comedian.

  • Ahurrhurr hurrr
    Ahurrhurr hurrr Month ago +12

    Aisling destroys my brain cells

  • Eric Burkheimer
    Eric Burkheimer Month ago +3

    5:57 I shudder when I see Desiree on a British panel show. Come on, we Americans have much better comedians. More Michelle Wolf, or Rich Hall. Even Regggie D. Hunter. Or try to get Wanda Sykes. Anyone but this broad.

    • Rob Fraser
      Rob Fraser Month ago

      And Doug Stanhope, he works with Charlie Brooker a lot.

    • UnitSe7en
      UnitSe7en Month ago +3

      The only one of those with integrity or jokes that are funny is Rich Hall.

    • Ratel.H Badger
      Ratel.H Badger Month ago

      Wanda would destroy them

    • Oliver Fletcher
      Oliver Fletcher Month ago +2

      Take of Michelle wolf and I would agree with you

  • Isaac Hunt
    Isaac Hunt Month ago +8

    OMAFG... Richard actually is Billericky Dicky!

    • Isaac Hunt
      Isaac Hunt Month ago

      @Dayumhesgood I've heard that he's doing... very well

    • Dayumhesgood
      Dayumhesgood Month ago +1

      Isaac Hunt lollllllll mad lad

  • DRSHANKER
    DRSHANKER Month ago +3

    Jimmy Carr - The bath technique is mentioned in American Psycho and I be that's where he got it from hah

  • bren106
    bren106 Month ago

    Moaning fucking coffin dodgers favourite things to say

    "Used to be better with Sean and Jon"
    "Used to be better back in the day when we didn't have to lock our doors".
    "Used to be better when we could have a night out on a fiver"
    "Used to be better with the old money! We didn't need this decimal stuff"
    Stop and take a listen to yourselves,

  • Jonas Ermann
    Jonas Ermann Month ago +9

    You're... sleeping in your bed?

  • James Gweneth
    James Gweneth Month ago +3

    that was bloody hilarious

  • Nightmare
    Nightmare Month ago +79

    Everytime I hear talk about 💩ing I always get the image of Sean using the litter tray...

    • Madison Hulton
      Madison Hulton Month ago +1

      Nightmare 😂 and you

    • Nightmare
      Nightmare Month ago

      @Madison Hulton I have seen people get triggered over really stupid things before but armchair is on another level...
      Notice that E4 censured the word out... Not picked up on that though has he...
      Anyway, have a good day Madison.

    • Madison Hulton
      Madison Hulton Month ago +2

      The Armchair Spaceman feel better? Got it out of your system now?

    • Nightmare
      Nightmare Month ago +1

      @The Armchair Spaceman no, I just like using emojis where I can...
      Here is another I like ... 🖕

    • The Armchair Spaceman
      The Armchair Spaceman Month ago +1

      Shit, the Word ,you fucking pretentionist muppet, is SHIT.
      Afraid to spell Crap, Feces or Shit in Public are ya?
      i fucking BET you vote for ugly twisted policy you didn't examine without shame though
      you gormless Plebe.

  • gharbi hamza
    gharbi hamza Month ago

    Stop complaining you motherfuckers, nO sEaN oR jOn, they've left for good. Either watch the show or don't

    • 00ProblemChild
      00ProblemChild Month ago

      @simon okeeffe Are you complaining that I'm complaining about your complaining that he's complaining about their complaining, Grandpagobbler?

    • simon okeeffe
      simon okeeffe Month ago

      @00ProblemChild i would of but now your complaining about my complaining of his complaining about their complaining, granny gusher

    • 00ProblemChild
      00ProblemChild Month ago +1

      @simon okeeffe Stop complaining about them complaining about complaining. Fatherfeltcher.

    • simon okeeffe
      simon okeeffe Month ago

      Stop complaining about them complaining you motherfucker

  • Evhxz
    Evhxz Month ago +178

    BRING BACK SEAN

    • Miles David
      Miles David Month ago

      What happened to those two? Did they leave? They made the show

    • András X
      András X Month ago

      Dismissing it is times like this when you regret slavery’s not around.

    • András X
      András X Month ago

      I need Sean and Jon. Please.

    • András X
      András X Month ago

      Ann Other you are not coming back.

    • Dismissing
      Dismissing Month ago +1

      It was his choice. That's not how it works. If you quit your job and the same company asks you to do the same job again, it's really unlikely you'll say yes.

  • Branski C
    Branski C Month ago +52

    No Sean, No Jon.....no watch.

    • RIXRADvidz
      RIXRADvidz Month ago

      and yet you took the time to care and comment. save us all and just don't click

    • Riiftz
      Riiftz Month ago

      @Dan Bingham you have a list of small minded people?

    • Cosmic_Alien 8080
      Cosmic_Alien 8080 Month ago

      Ann Other BYE SISTER😂😂

    • TRiG (Ireland)
      TRiG (Ireland) Month ago

      No watch ... no comment.

    • Ann Other
      Ann Other Month ago +2

      Tatty-bye.

  • Tyler Croft
    Tyler Croft Month ago +4

    First