I Google Translated Minecraft 300 Times, Then Made The Result

  • Published on May 25, 2022
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  • Lizard Brick
    Lizard Brick 4 months ago +2884

    Why is no one talking about how Snow Golem turned into “Dream naked”?

  • JaxInTheBox
    JaxInTheBox 2 months ago +544

    “USA? I’m just gonna make a gun”
    Me, an American: fair enough

  • Da Yandere
    Da Yandere 2 months ago +612

    I'm honestly interested in that Phantom model made into a Witch on a broom stick. It fits way too well

    • Flandre Scarlet
      Flandre Scarlet Month ago

      There's a resource pack download in the description

    • MuljoStpho
      MuljoStpho 2 months ago +6

      It seems like someone could make a whole thing out of just witch-based mobs here. So you'd have the standard witch (the one already in the game by default), you'd have the flying witch on a broomstick (this video's phantom transformation), you'd have a waterphobic Wicked Witch of the West (transform the enderman into a green-skinned witch)...
      And what else? Maybe create something out of a horror movie with a spider transformation? Put a witch into that pose where they're bent over backwards with the head on backwards and they run around on all fours like that. They could probably give that one very pale skin. Oh, what about the cave spider? Same, but smaller? Or something else entirely? For some reason Beetlejuice's snake form scare is coming to mind. Replace the entire cave spider model with a snake model and slap a big witch head onto it.
      And more. Go through the entire list of all mobs in the game and come up with witch versions of everything.

    • Calico Cat
      Calico Cat 2 months ago +4

      @Robbie0 no vampires do

    • Robbie0
      Robbie0 2 months ago +9

      Yea and don’t witches burn in sunlight in the stories

  • Ara Oh
    Ara Oh 3 months ago +151

    10 minutes ago, I had no idea you or your videos existed. To be quite honest with you, I don't even know how I ended up here, but my God, am I glad I did. I've had a really, really horrid week, but you and your video have cheered me up immensely. Thank you so much, this is exactly the kind of random craziness I needed in my life. And not to mention that you are talented as hell as the cherry on top. I've never clicked a sub button so quickly ❤️

  • No one gives
    No one gives 2 months ago +72

    "I forgot he was a wither skeleton, he looks too much like He-Man!" Now that's a sentence I never thought I'd hear

  • teqapot
    teqapot 4 months ago +2864

    Everyone's talking about the America one, but can we just appreciate how cute the riceball slime is?

  • Astri
    Astri 2 months ago +14

    Meanwhile in the hospital full of wolf nurses
    “Nurse! Hand me the scalpel!”
    “That’s a wrench not a scalpel!”

  • Amber Slootweg
    Amber Slootweg 2 months ago +13

    Him : "Remember kids, say no to violence"
    Also him: *Proceeds to kill the USA bat*

  • AploxPlays
    AploxPlays 3 months ago +19

    What do you use to make the skins from the mob changer? It looks very simple to put together, the other ones I've tried to find where a lot more complicated than this.

    • ŠØŪP
      ŠØŪP Month ago +3

      At the top right if the screen it says blockbench, if that helps

  • Panda Party
    Panda Party 2 months ago +10

    This is amazing work, I deeply appreciate the skill and work put in to this

  • Aidyn Johnson
    Aidyn Johnson 4 months ago +5372

    As an American, I personally cracked up on the bat.

    • Duscara Sheddinn
      Duscara Sheddinn 19 days ago +1

      I know it was a joke, but as an American, I get distressed when I remember how easy it is to use guns to murder fellow Americans.
      I know murder has legal repercussions, but it still worries me.

    • Dittœ
      Dittœ Month ago

      @FrostyDragon now, what’s your accent?

    • Dittœ
      Dittœ Month ago

      @FrostyDragon that’s more British than me innit! This is bloody rubbish! I can’t believe you could outclass my british-ness!

    • FrostyDragon
      FrostyDragon Month ago

      @DittœThat would be bloody brilliant, I'm chuffed to bits!

    • Dittœ
      Dittœ Month ago

      @FrostyDragon cup o tea?

  • Ryan King
    Ryan King 3 months ago +6

    I mean, you got a pretty accurate definition of the USA right there.

  • hamlicious
    hamlicious 2 months ago +2

    You've earn my respect as an American , much impressed indeed

  • CoolDoge
    CoolDoge Month ago +3

    As an American, I appreciate the representation of just a gun for the Bat

  • Quinnfinity
    Quinnfinity 28 days ago

    when you've done every mob, it would be cool if you got someone to do custom sounds for them all that fit their new natures

  • karlman18
    karlman18 3 months ago +1592

    I was seriously expecting a red, white, and blue bat. But I feel like the design you went for feels more accurate.

  • LilMeow666
    LilMeow666 2 months ago +5

    I’ve never heard of this account but I absolutely love it now and subscribed so fast. The talent and the jokes are amazing, I loved the rice ball and then the USA just made it. As an American, I approve 😂

  • OldFashionedBoots
    OldFashionedBoots 3 months ago +1

    Aw! This was a genuinely good video! This guy has some serious talent

  • Jubbano
    Jubbano 2 months ago +2

    This should definitely be a texture pack.

  • Viktor
    Viktor 2 months ago

    This is perfection. Thank you for this piece of art

  • Blitzen the random
    Blitzen the random 4 months ago +1245

    10:15 I’m Mexican and avocados actually are like that. They freely swim in the Xochimilco lake and are common to see in groups of 4 - 6 avocados
    Edit: thanks for the likes. Really appreciate it

    • That1Cat
      That1Cat 14 days ago +1

      Do the axolotls prey on them, or do they live in harmony?

    • K.G.B.
      K.G.B. Month ago

      I was expecting him to make Nikocado Avocado lmao

    • Leena Wahrheit
      Leena Wahrheit 2 months ago


    • NGLIDK
      NGLIDK 2 months ago +1

      I can confirm

    • Cameron Perkins
      Cameron Perkins 2 months ago

      @JustFern FACTS

  • Solari Chan
    Solari Chan 2 months ago

    Gotta love how after the macaroni realized what it did, it immediately jumped down with you and joined you on the other side 😂

  • Dracae Silverwing
    Dracae Silverwing 2 months ago +1

    This randomly popped up on my recommended. I laughed so hard I cried. Instantly subbed. You are a genius!

  • McNugerson
    McNugerson 28 days ago +1

    For the two children you should make the trenchcoat buttoned up an then shearing it reveals the children, like when you shear a snow golem to get the pumpkin off.

  • Grace
    Grace 2 months ago

    You’re so creative omg I love these designs!

  • ♪মিউজিকম্যান♪

    "I'm Italian so turning a spider into macaroni is natural for me"

  • Whale Sharko
    Whale Sharko 2 months ago

    You are insanely creative, the witch phantom was a stroke of genius

  • Firemurder 07 Ita🇮🇹

    "I'm Italian so turning a spider into macaroni should be natural for me"
    Me who is also Italian and arachnophobic:"never eat macaroni again, noted"

  • William Smith
    William Smith 3 months ago

    I have to ask this. What is the program you’re using for the bad translation? It looks quite interesting.

  • Jenna R
    Jenna R 2 months ago

    this is the first video of yours i’ve seen, and it’s absolutely precious and i love it

  • Dealer Penguin
    Dealer Penguin 4 months ago +2171

    This man will make new languages when he runs out of languages for this series.

  • thePlinko
    thePlinko 2 months ago

    It would’ve been neat to see the wither skeleton as Ganondorf, as he has the power. Plus you already made the Wither Link so it would’ve fit.

  • RYguy 546
    RYguy 546 29 days ago

    “Oh no, the macaroni has turned aggressive”
    This had me rolling on the floor 🤣

  • Pietro Vinciguerra
    Pietro Vinciguerra 3 months ago

    You just gained a subscriber.
    I love how the mini walugi shakes his arms and legs while running, it's hilarious😂.
    Great videos, keep it up.

  • Pop gaming
    Pop gaming 2 months ago

    someone hire this man as a model maker

  • Shaula Sobczack
    Shaula Sobczack 4 months ago +2095

    "I'm Italian, so turning a spider into macaroni should be the most natural thing for me"
    Oh yeah the common Italian things

    • ପ🍼ଓ Milkpup
      ପ🍼ଓ Milkpup Month ago +1

      As a half Italian, we can only turn ants into macaroni

    • pizzalover667
      pizzalover667 3 months ago

      I put pineapple on my pepperoni pizza

    • Sghevs Z
      Sghevs Z 3 months ago

      As Italian i can say that i Do It everyday XD
      (Obivuosly No in Aracnophobic)🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍝🍝🍝🍝🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

    • cactus gaming
      cactus gaming 3 months ago

      Yeah, I just did that

    • Giovanni Roncador
      Giovanni Roncador 3 months ago

      @🧋JellyStan🧋 chill bro, i just said that i'm not able to hear his italian axcent.

  • EpicRaccoon7139
    EpicRaccoon7139 3 months ago +1

    That rice ball one made me step back and say "that's a jelly filled donut!" Thanks Pokémon

    TECHFLIX 3 months ago

    This is called real effort, keep it up 😘

  • Utube is karen
    Utube is karen Month ago

    Hey, for Perry’s eyes facing different directions, it actually fit him very well since he looking in 2 directions to look at both Phineas and Ferb when he first met them, as revealed in Phineas & Ferb: Across teh Second Dimension.

  • hot gas stove!
    hot gas stove! 21 day ago

    After you are done with All the models you should make this into a actual mod and give all the creatures unique sounds and item drops! You could put it in a mod pack and call it wired craft or something like that! I think that it could actually be really fun to play that!

  • The Queen Of Cringe
    The Queen Of Cringe 2 months ago

    That Perry model is perfect in every single way.

  • ASP Absent 212
    ASP Absent 212 Month ago

    You have made the Phantom model soo cool Mr. Gru, I want that model in the main game :D

  • eilif helmen
    eilif helmen Month ago +1

    I remember imagening witches having brooms and flying around when my friend told me they where added.

  • Hiyoko Saionji
    Hiyoko Saionji 3 months ago

    Lets pay our respects that he coded a whole entire new animal for a vid.

  • ZachTheHero
    ZachTheHero 4 months ago +680

    "I'm just gonna make a gun"
    As an American, I approve of this decision

  • Reimond Brown
    Reimond Brown 2 months ago

    no wait because this is actually amazing. The gun was hilarious. I also LOVED the flying witch, holy crap. The macaroni spider I was not expecting XD i was thinking a spider made out of macaroni noodles, but a walking bowl of it was so funny LOL

  • John Woods
    John Woods Month ago

    I love the bat gun one and how normal he makes it sound

  • Thatonetoad64
    Thatonetoad64 2 months ago

    I would've died if you made the Phantom the 'Hag' painting from Everywhere at The End Of Time. But I think it would either be too easy or too hard.

  • Thatonetoad64
    Thatonetoad64 2 months ago

    I would've died if you made the Phantom the 'Hag' painting from Everywhere at The End Of Time. But I think it would either be too easy or too hard.

  • TNTo mag TNTee
    TNTo mag TNTee 4 months ago +834

    Toiu:"Why is he so chill?"
    Phineas:"He is a platypus. They don't do much."

    • HunterCool22
      HunterCool22 27 days ago +1

      Nice reference lol

    • kipthehybrid 29
      kipthehybrid 29 3 months ago +4

      @VintaqeArtz oh yup i can make anything i put my mind to, speaking of witch i should work on a poem or a story of mine

    • kipthehybrid 29
      kipthehybrid 29 3 months ago +5

      @Tick Tock ty took my mind off skool and stuff yk what my school is doing. I GOT SUSPENDIT FOR BEING LATE TO CLASS LIKE A FEW SECONDS LATE

    • VintaqeArtz
      VintaqeArtz 3 months ago +5

      @kipthehybrid 29 Dan should hire us

    • VintaqeArtz
      VintaqeArtz 3 months ago +4

      @Tick Tock 😔👊

  • LilyRoseHeart
    LilyRoseHeart 2 months ago

    If you think about it, the gun for USA would still be accurate if you'd kept "You kill it"

  • TheSilentPuppeteer
    TheSilentPuppeteer Month ago


  • Julie Chestnut Draws
    Julie Chestnut Draws 3 months ago +1

    Nice platypus bro :) Anyway, does anyone know what type of platform Toiu uses for the custom skins??

  • SaskiaSketches -
    SaskiaSketches - 2 months ago

    The flying witch looked sooooo good oh my gosh!!!

  • Person Man Man
    Person Man Man 3 months ago

    I love that you went extra to make Perry awesome

  • KnightGaming
    KnightGaming Month ago

    This man is the peak of evolution

  • Mitch Janssen
    Mitch Janssen 2 months ago

    Honestly as someone with severe arachnophobia I could use the walking macaroni in my games

  • Admit Gastman
    Admit Gastman 2 months ago

    You should customize the Item drops based on the custom skin

  • Infamous Crumpet
    Infamous Crumpet 4 months ago +663

    "Oh, USA? I'm just gonna make a gun." That got me laughing so hard

    • Tyra Davis
      Tyra Davis 2 months ago +2

      @Upgraded Sand Temple angry American lol

    • Soap
      Soap 2 months ago

      @Li Lian Chong now that's some REAL holy shit

    • Raven maniac
      Raven maniac 3 months ago +2

      Something tells me upgraded sand temple is an American I don’t know why

    • Li Lian Chong
      Li Lian Chong 3 months ago +1

      @Soap I craped the fruit loops in there

    • Soap
      Soap 3 months ago +2

      @Latasha Chenault holy shit dude💀

  • boh official
    boh official 2 months ago

    When he said "I'm italian" that was the most italian accent I've ever heard. And I'm italian.

  • treeton_the_fish
    treeton_the_fish Month ago

    as an Australian who's never been to america, i can confirm that everyone there is a gun

  • Pls help
    Pls help 2 months ago

    Him: he's to cute i cannot bring myself to hurt him.
    Literally 3 seconds later: proceeds to kill the slime.

  • DaftCatLover
    DaftCatLover 2 months ago

    This man deserves more subs

  • SuperAlex1
    SuperAlex1 4 months ago +3921

    “I’m just gonna make a gun.” Perfect American impression, buddy. _Perfect._
    Haha thanks for the likes guys

  • IceMetalPunk
    IceMetalPunk 2 months ago

    I never thought I'd say this to anyone, but you made me want to eat spiders. Congratulations?

  • Local Head Dealer
    Local Head Dealer 2 months ago +1

    5:43 *kills off an innocent Bat-Gun*
    Also him: "Say no to violence 🧘"

  • StacavaCat
    StacavaCat 3 months ago

    As an American, Trust me, I’m not proud to admit it but… YOU WERE SO ACCURATE AT THE BAT ONE.

  • AsianSpaceBoy
    AsianSpaceBoy 2 months ago

    “ I got USA, I’m going to make a gun.” I’m dead. Funniest thing I have heard all day.

  • Ah Yes L Ol
    Ah Yes L Ol 4 months ago +399

    That "Dream Naked" got me laughing so hard

    • Donovan Mahan
      Donovan Mahan 3 months ago +1

      If you get a bunch of monkeys typing randomly on a typewriter... it actually doesn't take very long for "dream naked" to pop up in comparison to many possible results.

    • AvenAlpha208
      AvenAlpha208 3 months ago +1

      Imagine if dream saw that-

    • Infinity
      Infinity 4 months ago

      @BraydenOFFLINE 22*

    • GloopMoopYT
      GloopMoopYT 4 months ago

      @J Cha 😳

    • BraydenOFFLINE
      BraydenOFFLINE 4 months ago

      @Armhay _games oh no! you cant play for 18 hours a day!

  • Chloe Kelso
    Chloe Kelso 2 months ago

    The fact that the first thing you thought of was a gun when you seen the USA💀 says alot about the USA🤣

  • Bliss
    Bliss Month ago

    "Say no to violence"
    *somehow kills flying gun with sword*

  • Mad Faves
    Mad Faves 3 months ago

    OK, I got to say that the Macoroni looked like a bowl of cereal!

  • D-Spectral
    D-Spectral 3 months ago

    "Remember kids, say no to violence"
    *Proceeds to kill a flying gun with a sword*

  • Alanomaly
    Alanomaly 4 months ago +734

    "Why is he so chill?"
    Well, he is a platypus. They don't do much.

  • Aura the Neon Fox133
    Aura the Neon Fox133 3 months ago


  • Electric Swty
    Electric Swty 2 months ago

    u should do a 100 days with all the custom textures you've done recently

  • Ashley Kay
    Ashley Kay 2 months ago

    Turning an axolotl into a platypus is actually a good idea
    Wait… is that perry the platypus?

  • Vile lil Man
    Vile lil Man 2 months ago

    3:45 “He’s a platypus. They don’t do much.” XD I think it works out.

  • DeltaDragon
    DeltaDragon 4 months ago +856

    Toiu: "remember kids, say no to violence"
    Also Toiu: hits the gun with a sword and kills it

  • Daniel Taylor
    Daniel Taylor 2 months ago

    Imagine after he changes every mob he does blocks next and then tools until Minecraft is unrecognizable

  • mcyt stan
    mcyt stan 3 months ago

    4:38 the way he just said that with no hesitation 💀

  • Space Sloth
    Space Sloth 3 months ago

    Fun fact: using the red cross on the wolf is technically a war crime

  • 🌺Mama Lucky🌺
    🌺Mama Lucky🌺 3 months ago

    12:02 Imagine having that on your tombstone, though;
    "Killed in an epic fight by macaroni."

  • BigBeanBurrito
    BigBeanBurrito 3 months ago

    On part five, it’s gonna be 500 times
    I know.

  • FewVidsJustComments

    3:47 "well, he is a platypus. they dont do much"

  • cherryBR
    cherryBR 3 months ago

    "i found a avocado family!"
    he has an egg to raise fish 🧐

  • FarmerJoe311Zer-0
    FarmerJoe311Zer-0 2 months ago

    0:34 as one great man once said, jelly filled donuts are my favourite.

  • Ghost
    Ghost 4 months ago +639

    3:38 I’m dying of laughter when he said “A bucket of Perry!” Because he sounded so much like the voice of Dr. Doofenshmirtz 😂

    • 𝘢𝘮 𝘪 𝘰𝘬?
      𝘢𝘮 𝘪 𝘰𝘬? 4 months ago

      Haha,i only watched the italian dub of phineas and ferb so i dont have idea of doof's voice.

    • Frosty
      Frosty 4 months ago +2

      @ThatEndermanProGamer Terrifying

    • [.Ëłłä.]
      [.Ëłłä.] 4 months ago

      PERRY DA PLAPUS lol so right man

    • CarolineMaddy
      CarolineMaddy 4 months ago +2

      You see I’m running out of ideas, so that’s the trap you get, ok? Don’t give me that look. Anyway, behold, the be in a bucket inator!

    • 10EightyPlays
      10EightyPlays 4 months ago +2

      Is that a bucket? A bucket of Perry? Perry the Platypus!

    JEFF SAMPSON Month ago

    1:20 This is surprisingly fitting for Minecraft.
    That goon does not deserve his attention.

  • Ezno
    Ezno 3 months ago

    That bat is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen

  • Baseballdogo
    Baseballdogo  29 days ago +1

    “USA? huh, i’ll just make a gun”

  • Carey
    Carey 3 months ago

    4:56 as a American I crack up on this😂😂😂

  • Glpstkf Barreau
    Glpstkf Barreau 4 months ago +293

    8:35 fun fact : in the Shakespearean language in Minecraft, Phantoms are actually called "Night Hags"

    • Sudhi
      Sudhi 4 months ago +22

      So that's why Google translated it as hag!

  • Your Friendly Housefire

    Missed opportunity here. Instead of He-man, you could've done Austin Powers 🤣🤣

  • Chemical Killjoy
    Chemical Killjoy 2 months ago

    "I'll just make a gun"
    Best correlation ever made

  • J. Morel
    J. Morel Month ago

    Fun fact: Wither skeletons are 8 feet tall!

    KARMAG0AT 23 hours ago

    "i'm just gonna make a gun"

  • Feresy
    Feresy 4 months ago +707

    what a legend, he put download links in the description for completely free.

    • ̈Saishu ̈ u.u
      ̈Saishu ̈ u.u 2 months ago

      @Moon If they have patreon they could put it so only patreons can acces to the texture pack. for example

    • Moon
      Moon 4 months ago +1

      @Morit how does putting a download link in the description stop them from making money

    • Morit
      Morit 4 months ago +4

      @Hyperboid u realize people need to make money? That doesn't make them any less decent.

    • Pandamonium
      Pandamonium 4 months ago +1

      Yeah, no like cap

    • karolak kolo
      karolak kolo 4 months ago +21

      This used to be normal a few years ago when the internet wasn't completely degraded

  • RandoTroll
    RandoTroll 2 months ago

    “Well, he’s a platypus… he doesn’t do much”

  • Nerys Stuart
    Nerys Stuart 2 months ago

    The macaroni spider looks like it came straight out of bugsnax, I love it